Minecraft - Shared Health on HARDCORE MODE!

all right this is a new minecraft world we're playing hardcore but with a twist oh um we share a health and hunger bar no dude we're gonna die you monkey it's hardcore it's hardcore yeah and this is hardcore so then if you die we gotta reset the whole world so kobe Alright, everybody start recording, everybody good?

Hold on, me and Louie are in a crazy game of chess.I don't give a fuck about chess!

What up, boys?We going camping or what?Guys, me and Louie are playing chess.

Can you guys give us a minute here?

Are you winning?

No.

I'm scared to fuck him!

Louie, kill yourself.Louie's cheating.

You're not gonna stand here in two things taller chess and Yu -Gi -Oh, I can beat him at chess man He's gonna be actually concentrate on the game.

You're gonna have to pull a dr. Lupo to win, bro That's a three -year -old reference right there check dumbass get fucked Louie and checkmate you're done kid you're done Did he win did you win?Yep, I want to be I checkmated him.I played the checkmating move and then I closed it Oh, what is that the minecon Cape?What is that dude?Don't worry about it man.Don't fucking worry about it.

I got a big M on the back of it.

Don't worry about it.Why are you bald?

Because I shaved my head a while ago, and then someone changed my player model to be bald and I forgot to change it back I'm not gonna look I'm just asking just curious all right.

This is a new minecraft world.We're playing hardcore, but with the twistsshare a health and hunger bar so if I hit Marcel on the balls it's like you hit me man it's like you hit everybody in the balls you're touching all of our dicks and look our hunger went down but if you touch my dick you touch everybody's dick so wait if I suck your dick it's like sucking my own dick yeah This mod is awesome.

Yeah, and this is hardcore.So then if we die, we gotta reset the whole fucking world.

What are we trying to do though?Just beat it?Beat every boss in the game.

We gotta beat each other off.Touch each other's dicks.Everybody put your hands in.1, 2, 3, Vanos Crew.1, 2, 3, Vanos Crew.Let's do it.

Come on, guys.

Most unenthused start to a server.

Oh, what happened?Ryan jumped in my hole that I was getting ready to mine in and I hit him in the back through.Then he threw.I saw it happen.I saw it happen.I saw it happen.

I'm just describing what happened, retard.F*** yourself.I jumped in my hole.I wasn't blaming you.You're so sensitive.

It's actually insane.Isn't he Nova?Isn't this guy sensitive?I think you're both sensitive.You should f*** so I could feel it.

We share XP, I don't know I have one XP with like a little bit of a bar No, we don't know.Okay, should we look around a little bit where we want to build or are we gonna build up?

Right now we just need a little base.No, it's a body You are you are but I just wonder like is it is this the ideal spot before before you go too hard?

I've already went pretty hard if yes, I know you have it.

It's okay, though.

Can you feel him get hard?

We all go out to go fight like dragons one guys just at home in the fridge Who's gonna be the designated fat fuck who's gonna do it Oh GodOh god.Oh god.Oh god You can take it you can take it no, I cannot it's hardcore Louie right here.

You see you're not dying.

Oh, no I do see it.Yes.

No, but can you play with your cape?Why is there windows in the house?

I was trying to get glass All right, I'm being attacked There's five shields.There's five shields in the chest in our house.

That'll help a lot with them creepers Colby Dipshit dumbfuck said Kobe and then fell from a high place!

Look at Evan, bring us where it was.Don't act all fuckin' innocent.It's by the fuckin'...Yeah, he jumped off this cliff.

He jumped off this fuckin' cliff.Down here with his fuckin' wooden fuckin' axes, or stone axe.Is this you right here?

Take him out of that world.Thank you guys for joining us for this.

Well, guys, hope you enjoyed that one.Next episode.All right.

Take two.Can you keep a tracker of who makes this restart?

Wow, it's like a whole new spot.

A whole new spot.All right, now go get back on the house.A cow?There's two cows.Wait, how many?Three cows, three cows.

We should breed them, we should breed them, we should breed them.And a bunch of horses.Actually, this spot is a lot better.Thanks for killing yourself, Evan.

Yeah, you're welcome.

I knew there would be a bunch of cows.That was really good.We got cows, we got pigs, we got horses.Yeah, this is actually perfect.Well done, Evan.And look, you got a view.

We can build a house with a view.Thanks, Evan.I didn't understand your genius really.You knew that was a bad seed.

I'm not copying.

Editor, insert the blowjob sound effect.

It's piggies!

Vanoss saved us in our hardcore world by killing himself.

Wait a second.

Did you just make a stick?

Did you do that all by yourself?How'd you make a stick so fast?You must have glued the recipe.How'd you do that?

I mean, honestly, it kind of feels good because, like, our dicks are getting sucked, too.

So this is what it feels like?Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.He's got soft lips.What if you're not feeling the sucked, but the sucking?So, do you have anything in that?

You get both you get both sensations you feel in your lips and in the pain.Someone's gonna invent that shit There's gonna be some crazy.

Someone's gonna invent that shit.

You know what they're gonna do.They're gonna have you eventually you're gonna have AI chips that go on your brain that are connected to like your neurons which are in your feelings and then it's like basically, you know what they do instead of just gooning and jacking off on Skype people will be like, you know what?Yeah, and then you basically just like, hey, activate your chip, dude.I literally don't even know if you can even download Skype anymore, bro.Those guys, they were all jacking off on Skype, I've seen it.What's your fucking Skype, Jackers?

Or Skype or whatever, and then you just text your friend, turn on your AI chip, bro, I got surprised.Surprise, okay.It's only a matter of time until they do that, only a matter of time.

Anybody, uh, kept track of where Vanoss is?Is he currently on the side of a cliff face?I hear he is.He's a builder.

I have I have 14 iron 14 iron is a lot What's the first thing I should make with a shield iron?Because it blocks creepers.

So I think we actually have a shot doing this.

Look at it.You know what I'm saying?

I think we're doing pretty good.

Guys, there's a village over here.

We're on easy mode now.Let's slaughter them mercilessly.Let's entrap them.

Take all their shit I mean we could just move into their house and have like we could use it and stuff if you want Yeah, like we get out of the homes.Let's pack up cheese a little you wanna go for a dip I Restart come here.Come here.Come here.You'll enjoy this.I swear it.

All right, grab it and then come over here Watch, I mean you kind of fucking annoying me. I'm looting all this shit here.

It's not hard.

Just drag it on We should just find the netter right now Find a netter together.

Please don't kill my sheep.

You don't kill my sheep.

I'm a bunch of gold.

I got three beds on me.

He burnt my shake I'm alive because I left You killed him with lava you put down

He was trying to help me see my point on lava Okay, you gotta watch it it's not that bad No, we're watching this genius spin has full diamond is iron armor and shit.Yeah, that's for fire.Okay, but watch how dark it gets See?Bro, you are a retard.Yeah, but then I picked it up, watch.

It doesn't stop it from flowing once it's flowing.It doesn't stop it.And then it kept going.Oh shit, that works!And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.

And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.

And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.

And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.

And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.And then that's when I was like, ah, ah, ah.And then that's when I was like, What I'm saying if only there was some kind of Torch mechanism that I could lay down for life ran out of torches Then go back to the service and get some I'm going to bet at least a dollar Evan had fucking coal on him I already know how this one's gonna end by the way I already know I saw the iron golem.

Someone's getting killed by this thing for sure.

Oh No, you actually tools in the night.What I'll put up.

I got you later shape.Get over here bitches.Hmm.

Thank you.Hey Fucking yeah, who's in a boxing match right now All of us in a way skeleton.

We're shooting me.It's just not today.Thank you.Bitches.Yeah I'm gonna say bitch ass then you say the other part Double you just spammed it get up get up get up get up get up water.

I know but I didn't want you to drone it's like in aof water.Oh, that's Nogla coming down.Hi.I was like, what's that noise?

Hey, look, it's Nogla with a bucket of orange stuff.Oh, damn, this is taking quite a while to rake.Because you're underwater.Can you guys help?

Wait, are you going to drown?

Can you help?He's drowning!

He's drowning!He's drowning!

What are we doing?

What are we doing?Drink the water!

Drink the water fast!

What are we doing?

That was a good water joke there.

You guys just shouldn't worry.I'm healthy.

Nogla's at that point where it's just gonna be nothing but rage bait.He's at that level of sleepiness.All right, there's at the village up top.There is two beds.We're taking damage.

There's a skeleton.Evan, he took an arrow to the face.Oh, this is scary.We shouldn't be here.

Yeah, maybe we should just go wait up top.Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt and just chill.

I saw the villager sleeping in your bed.Thanks, Louie.

Thank you, Louie.Thank you so much.

Two more beds.

Nice.Can I have a...

Do you want my pants, Evan?Do you want my pants?Oh, thank you, Lee.Thank you so much.

Wait, you don't have shoes?It's my t -shirt.Wow.Not yet.Here.Oh, he's definitely gonna get that.

Nope.I moved, I moved, I moved.Penny loafers, because they're made out of penny material.

We smell like pennies.

Yes.

Pennies, out of all the coins, do smell the worst.

What the fuck just hit me?

There's a zombie I heard.

Oh, I ain't worried about him.Are we good?Are we good?Finding a zombie is actually...This copper is kind of trash.Uh, pickaxe.

Dude, we're gonna fucking die, you monkey!It's hardcore!It's hardcore!

Holy shit!I don't know how he's catching me. I am running.I am running.Dude's got, like, fucking Commando Pro on.

The penny boys on another adventure Look it's another penny boy My pants are littered nice boat dude.

Yeah, I like it.It's a penny boat.That's all right penny penny boys Oh sheep took my board.Look at him.Hey, look at the sheep in the board Look at my sheep in the board.

Oh, let's go sheep in the board.Yeah Now we beat the game.

This is it Wait, I have an idea I could do that, right?Let me do this.Oh, let me do this.Oh, what if I do this?And then I do this.Oh, let me do this.

Oh, fuck, the sheep's stuck.

We don't need more sheep.We have a thousand sheep down there.

Yeah, but now you don't have this sheep, though.Oh, fuck.

I was looking for a reason to leave.Here goes my sheep in the boat.

Here goes my sheep in the boat.

silently working very hard together right now.

Working super hard.

Like the word penis.Oh, yes, dude.Pennies.Wow.Pennies.Dude, no one fucking find iron.

I couldn't find iron for shit.

I have two.We have like a total.I have a bucket.I have an iron bucket.That's about as much iron as I found.

Why the fuck?I had like 30 irons.What did you do with it?I don't know.Oh, we didn't need it.

I'm not falling for bait.Ooh.

Yeah, let's go

shot me off the cliff, dude.Carry on.He almost hit me in the face.The skeleton shot me and I flew off the cliff.

You were killing this and you hit me, I think, or Tyler almost died.

No, I didn't.I'm right -clicking.I can't hit you unless I left -click.See?

Oh, why would you do that?

I was just showing you your run.How cool, dude.

next time on shared health survival we have enough beds to sleep yet this is the longest night ever in minecraft another beautiful day on penny island You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna hit the iron golem and go to bed.Don't you f - No, you're not.No, you're not.No, you're not.I'm gonna hit him and go to bed, though.

No, you're not.No, you're not.No, you're not.He will instantly snap, turn, and kill you.Just go to bed.

Yeah, go to bed.

But if I just - Okay, what if I - You are not gonna click it quick enough.We're gonna ruin - I swear to God.Okay.

What is it?

The armor does not save you.You will get one hit.Get the fuck - Marcel.Marcel.Marcel.Marcel.

He's gonna ruin it.What do you want me to do?What do you want me to do?I don't know.I don't know.What can we do?

We can't kill - It's not content, man!You just ruined everything!What is that?Piosis?Fetus?What the fuck is that?

Nothing.

Pedis.

Just keep going, doing what you're doing.

He's gonna change it to Pedos, this fucking guy.No.What happens if I hit the sky disconnect and come back a whole day later?What if you guys got on the server and it went a whole other spot, dude?I don't know.

How about you trap him in a hole first?

Stop it.

Don't touch him.

You're pushing him the wrong way!The hole's over here, dumbass!You're pushing him the wrong way, man!He does not want to go there he knows what we're trying to do die slow death iron go he shouldn't kill him though.

He's good.This is myMaybe Marcel put on a model.This has actually been Marcel the whole time.Has anyone seen this guy?This guy and Marcel in the same room.

Stop pushing me!Stop!He's almost in!Oh my god, he sidestepped.Is he even gonna stay down there?What do you mean what's gonna make him stay down there?

He can't get out because he's a fucking stupid ass.

Haha, let's drown these bitches.They don't drown.Yeah, we've seen all that.

They literally don't drown, by the way.

Okay, so are we gonna hit him or what?

I did it, I hit him, I hit him.Look at him, look at him, look at him.He wants to be fucking dead.He wants to be dead.Guys, now we have to kill him because he fucking hates me.No, leave and then come back so he can still hate you.

That's the whole point of the science experiment.Okay, okay.Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Well, now he's after Nogla, so I don't know.Brian!

Oh, you stupid fuck!

Oh, Brian, now he hates Tyler.Now he hates Tyler.He's wrong for that.

Behind you I'm fine we got eyes I'm hoping they're gonna die.

Oh, I say they're gonna die as if we die.You don't and the video be over video gets to be over Give people a reason to watch the next one.

So get another video we get to play another time.We haven't defeated a single boss We don't have to beat it in the first This is gonna take us a fucking week the iron golem You know how hard the iron golem is I check it off chat check it off.

We killed the fucking iron golem Let's go that's first boss defeated if you ask me there goes another personday on Penny Island.We'll see you folks next time when it's morning on Penny Island.The sun went down.Who the fuck is ringing the bell?

What do you think?

He like logged in on a laptop in bed.Just to come back and start ringing the fucking bell.

Ha ha ha ha.