Well, we're mixing it up a little bit today. We're going to play some cabinet games and we're going to start off with WBG's favorite, Aztec Temple. If you can recall, the bonus that we've gotten on this many times has been dead zero, but we have had a couple good wins. Today we're feeling good wins. Let's start with Aztec Temple and you never know what else we might play. Aztec Temple. Dollar denom, right? 50 a spin. The old Aztec temple. Oh yeah,
we're gonna get it right away. You need temple free spins in one, two, and three, correct?
That's correct, and it makes you sweat even if it has one. Oh that's right, that's silly. It is silly. You know what I learned? I learned that this civilization invented proctology.
Yeah?
Aztecs.
What is, uh, is that a joke?
Yeah, Aztecs. Like they're tex of the ass.
Two s's instead of a z. So Vegas Matt must appreciate that.
He enjoys a good colonoscopy.
That was a $400 bill right there.
Yeah, he does it now. This is a Waze-Base game. What's the inage? That was a good colonoscopy. That was a $400 bill right there. He does it now.
This is a Waze-based game.
What's the inage?
The inage is $4,000.
How did we come up with $4,000?
We had a ticket for $35.80, and then I put $420 of cash in the machine, and then I put the ticket on top of that.
Oh, okay, there you go. Because it wouldn't work if you did it the other way, right? Correct. Uh-huh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Ah.
That's gold.
Things should be wild.
That should count, yeah.
Let's get the colorful headdress guy five of a kind. Maybe that's too quiet.
Yeah, kick it up one notch. I'll have you know Vegas Matt smirked at that joke just a little bit. Yeah.
Very rare, very, very smirk for Vegas, man. Usually rolls his eyes. The Aztec?
Clever. And a little dirty for you. Think we're gonna get it?
Oh yeah.
I mean, why wouldn't they just give it to us? It never pays anything anyways.
True.
You should just get it every spin.
Yeah, why not?
It'd be exciting, but expensive.
It should be the opposite of the wolf beak bonus. You get it all the time and it pays nothing. Yeah.
Well then it has a lot in common with the Wolfie bars. You never get in and it pays nothing from what I hear. We saw someone playing like a buck or two and winning like 800 bucks on it. Yeah, I'm just trying to lower our expectations for when we get it and it's disappointing.
Hup! Hup!
A lot of aces though. Oh yeah. How much is that? $600! Boom, boom, boom! Where's that from?
You guys say that all the time.
You know where it's from.
Friend of ours.
Oh, that was a lot of wilds for nothing. Those things all look similar.
Three of the things scatter.
What's the green mask guy?
Yeah.
I was just about to ask about the green mask guy.
It's funny.
Ever do a mask? Like a clay mask? Like on my face? Yeah. Oh, like a beauty regimen. Like to hide my identity.
Yeah, like a beauty regimen.
I'm a beauty regimen. I'm a beauty regimen.
I'm a beauty regimen.
Not a like to hide my anonymity.
Yeah, like a beauty regimen.
I don't need it. I'm just naturally radiant and beautiful, so.
I think it's good to do.
How often do you do it?
I mean, I've done it. I wouldn't say I do it often, but I might have done it five times in my life.
As often as you drink a beer?
Come on!
Oh, that should be wild.
I really want to see this bonus again. I don't remember it being extraordinarily difficult to get.
It appears like it's being a little bit difficult today.
Should we put that at the end?
You would never. What is it? Come on, hey, we got the scatter! It's a picture of WBG in a mask.
Why don't you show it?
Is there like point break where he's wearing a Dick Nixon mask?
No, like a...
Like one of my guys looks like a green mask, like a clay mask. I just know it's gonna get...
We need to get it.
It's gonna get memed.
It'd probably be better if you just flashed it rather than putting the digital version in the video.
Come on!
Oh, it looks like I did it, it was in New Orleans in 2016 according to my metadata.
How do you find stuff like that?
Yeah, I don't know how he does that.
So quickly at least.
I have a feeling we're going to be making a big sacrifice at this temple here. It's not going too well.
No, we're getting wrecked.
It's a human sacrifice, we're getting murdered here.
Let's see. Come on!
Three spoons!
Go ahead, show it.
Woo!
That was quick.
I don't care.
WBG.
So you did it once in 2016 and that's a...
I think you're going to win.
I think I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I don't care. WBG. So you did it once in 2016 and that's a big part of your life here, huh?
I've done them. And he remembers the one before that was right when the iPhone 1 was being released.
Wow, that's gotta be a lot.
800.
We needed it. Oh, tens. 200. Only 200 for the tens. Warming up.
Yeah, I don't know why it reminded me of that mask, but it did. You know what's funny?
I remember that trip. I believe that was the trip when I looked out my hotel room window and I saw a crane and it said TORO on the side of it. Oh yeah?
I sent you a picture of it.
That was my crane company.
Get your finger in many pots here.
Quiet right now Vegas man.
We're not doing anything.
We're not doing anything. That was my crane company. You got your finger in many pots here.
Quiet right now Vegas Matt, what's going on over there?
Nothing, just chilling, pushing a button, waiting for the bonus to come, just watching the credits. Same stuff I always do. Yeah, quiet.
Had a very busy morning. Yeah, quiet.
Had a very busy morning.
Yeah, also, also August 12, 2016, I found it.
There it is.
Oh wow.
I remember sending you this picture.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You have a memory like an elephant.
So what did you do this morning that kept you so busy, man?
Oh, that's gotta be good.
Oh, let's see. I, uh... 800 again. I organized my car. I went through all my shirts and all the boxes. I have a box for UWBG in the car.
Oh, thank you. Did you take the Trader Joe's bag with all the different breads out?
I did.
I have one for UWG. The gentleman gave it to us last night.
He gave us each one.
Oh, nice.
Oh, that's got to be good.
Did you say bread?
It's different breads from a famous bakery in Bishop, California.
Oh, that's very cool.
Yeah. So you were there you you were working on things. I did my workout. I had some friends in town visited with them I organized this catch-all thing that I have by my bed with I went through like all my W2Gs that I had they were just making a mess everywhere gave those to mom I worked on an itinerary for the big Chance weekend coming up. Yeah winners are flying into town very an itinerary for the big chance weekend that's coming up. The winners that are flying into town.
Very busy itinerary.
It's going to be fun.
Oh yeah.
I'm excited.
We're going to a couple of shows.
We're going to a couple of meals.
We're going to go see the Wizard of Oz. I'm looking forward to that.
And do you think that we're going to do any gambling? And we're going to do any gambling? And we're going to do some gambling.
What do you think we're going to do any gambling?
Was it on the itinerary? I don't know.
It was on the itinerary.
It was like 90 minutes, you just see a few hands.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah, we need one more green guy there.
Bruce Benz, we got it. What? You find anything interesting while you're organizing? Like usually you'll be like, what does this screw go to?
Why do I have this clip?
Found a lot of challenge coins that I had gotten.
Come on!
And I brought one to use as my card holder in the poker that I'm going to play later.
I like the one that's a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like And I brought one to use as my card holder in the poker that I'm going to play later.
I like the one we got in New York that was in the shape of a buffalo wing.
I broke a tooth on that.
It's very hard.
It's a good joke, but you wouldn't try to eat a buffalo wing.
That's true. Hey, that's got to be good. Oh, yeah. That's really good., but you wouldn't try to eat a buffalo. That's true.
Hey, that's got to be good.
Oh yeah.
That's really good.
Welcome to Front Street.
It has to be good?
Oh yeah.
That's a lot of ways.
How do you know?
Because we understand how Waze Base game works.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, two, two, one, one, three.
And those are kings for UW-2. Oh, the Kings are huge! 3600. Front Street.
How about that?
One of our favorite addresses.
I really enjoyed that Waze-based day.
I really enjoyed being on Front Street. I don't know why I still just love winning so much and hate losing so much.
You hate when other people lose.
It pains me when other people lose too, yeah.
That's why your casino's gonna have a game where everybody wins at all times.
It's gonna be the best casino.
We got it.
Oh, that should be something.
Max bet's gonna be like $2 though.
Yeah.
And there's gonna be one machine and then everyone's gonna come to play that one. But while they're waiting...
There's a time limit? Well we're waiting to get fired in there on Dragon Cash.
Well Buffalo Link in the Vegas Mad Casino but yes.
It would be kind of cool if they had machines where like this slot machine pays 105%. You may not win but over time you will.
You and W2 would be on it 24 hours a day.
And you can't fast spin now.
Only if I get valuable player points.
That's the rule. You can't fast spin though. Only if I get valuable player points.
That's the rule, you can't fast spin on the always win machine.
There's a video poker game downtown that returns 101%.
Really? Yeah.
How's it going?
I don't know, I think you hit them with like quarter single line. It's an old coin dropper.
Oh, we got that. So it's not really worth your time to sit there and grind it out, huh?
Maybe if you make minimum wage it might be worth your time. Probably right in that ballpark.
They used to have a Deuces Wild game out in Henderson. A coin-based Deuces Wild game where people played it for a living, basically. I'd go out there and there'd be guys playing two machines I know that guy
and but you have to know how to play perfectly right or else you screw it up
yeah but I mean if you have any kind of card sense you're at least breaking even but you're definitely not maximizing it off the top of my head that's my guess
it was worth like $8 an hour so so he was making $16 an hour, but playing video poker.
He's winning the drawings, he's getting the free shrimp cocktail, you know.
He was crushing it. This place didn't even have a player's card.
But if they had that at like $500 a spin, then it would be serious business.
Yeah, he'd make a lot of money.
I want to get the bonus.
Several years ago there was a guy who convinced a strip casino to put in a video poker game. It was over 100% at $100 3 coin. Oh really? They played it for quite a while. I think they ended up losing before they figured it out.
There's some good line pace on this.
Imagine you can get five wilds down the middle.
I'm imagining it.
Can you get a wild in column one?
I don't know.
If you have imagination you can.
Oh!
Oh!
Beat it. Come on. Yeah! imagination you can. Oh, oh.
Come on. Yeah.
Yeah, finally.
What the heck?
Remember when WBG was on fire with the finally?
Do it.
But in the playground of my mind,
a lot of things are possible.
Whiles in one, yeah, I remember that. I would say that.
And then we'd always get it and you wouldn't use it and we'd be like, come on, we need to get the bonus, just use it. You're like, I didn't feel it.
It's a lot of pressure.
I don't want to be wrong.
I like the sweat that this thing gives you.
You like that it sweats it on one spin? Yeah.
Oh, that's a fun game. I'm enjoying it. It's a paper plate game.
I'm thinking about the valuable player points.
I'm a hypnotic game.
The music reminds me of a game show. I've said that before, like one of the game show games.
We're doing great. It's kind of a bossa nova kind of a thing, feel to it.
How many waves was that last hand pay?
Oh, we to it.
How many waves was that last hand pay?
Oh, we got it. Cash it.
Only when WBG does it. Ah, the uh...
I don't know if they're on the shop yet in Vegas, Matt. The books?
Yeah, but today I had to go pick up your books. That's awesome. The color boats finally came in
Those were Vegas map books. You said you had to pick up books. I just thought you were a nerd it was reading
No, I had to pick up 50 boxes Did you get them all
Yeah, let's fire him in the store.
Let's get those books.
Are you counting that as your workout for the day?
Well.
Hey!
You were going to say finally?
I was.
Yeah, sure you were. All right, well, why don't you do the picking there, Mr.
Finely?
You enter the temple of free spins. Any tile will be fine.
You see the lady of the guild says, I will choose a tile.
Then I show you how to increase speed. You must complete the game or die. that we just got times nine. If we re-trigger, it doesn't really matter. Oh, finally, a re-trigger.
Is that a re-trigger?
No.
$2,000.
Take that.
That was...
Oh, tens would have been massive.
Oh my goodness.
More spins.
Ah, disaster.
Well...
Not a disaster.
Well played. Remember to keep the secret of the temples.
Yeah, but a lot of times you'll say that when we get something big and then nothing happens for five spins.
Yeah.
I bet you could win five figures on that bonus.
Oh yeah, that could have been massive, guys.
Yeah.
I'm kind of enjoying this game. We're not losing.
I like it.
Yeah, let's enjoy this game.
It's got a good sweat every spin, like you enjoy watching the real snow. Yeah I'm not like
saying luck I'm just like enjoying watching it.
Probably beating this horse to death but like games where all you get is luck has arrived you totally miss out on the experience that we're having now where you can sweat for the line pays and the bonus. That should count. Yeah overdoing
the luck has arrived is a disaster. For sure. It should be well under half of the good things that happen are luck has arrived. Maybe like a 5 or 10 percent.
Yeah.
And if they can, they should work it out so it's better. So you're especially excited when he comes, like Graffiti Guy.
Exactly.
That should have been more.
Oh Wasted Wilds. It was fun giving Darryl his shirt too. Yeah that was a good I watched that this morning. You lived it huh and then you watched it again. Oh yeah. You know what I watched again?
I give up.
The Big Beautiful Buffalo Spin.
Yeah, how'd you like it?
That was so awesome.
And the Grand, too. I watched that.
I'm not gonna lie.
I've definitely re-watched the Big Beautiful Buffalo Spin more than the Grand. Really?
I'm not sure why. Something about the Yelling three, I think. And how about the kings? You just want to make sure the king's paid? Oh, look at all those kings. My favorite is your face when we hit the grand.
Your just euphoric scream before the victory lap is so good.
I like winning.
And how do you feel about losing?
I think it's a good question.
I think it's a good question.
I think it's a good question. scream before the victory lap is so good. I like winning. And how do you feel about losing? Oh it's so annoying. Like I had 4,500 in free play. Oh yeah. 2-1-1 Ah, Sanpei. So anyway, I had $4,500 in free play, and then I only turned it into $3,500. That felt like losing a lot to me. I did not like that.
That was between the three of us.
Yeah, I played it.
It was $3,580 actually. That's why we had 4K starting image.
I was thinking about this. You guys talk about those, the grand and the big
beautiful muffler spin.
Just in this year, we've done two things that are both pretty remarkable.
We had that crazy, crazy losing streak, which was way, way, way...
Wait a minute.
What?
Oh, nothing.
I was score blind. That's not good. It was like a way outlier a minute. What? Oh nothing. I was going blind. Was that good? Was that a way outlier? Yeah. And then we had the crazy winning streak which was also an outlier. Yeah? I like the second outlier better. The second outlier is made better by the first outlier though. You're a liar. You're an outlier. Pants on fire. Oh, if we had a
queen or two I mean. If the rabbit. If the rabbit. We need another bonus. I like that bonus.
It's like a suitcase. I was gonna go...
We spend too much time together.
So much of that, isn't it?
Did you see the meme made of EJ?
Something made of EJ?
Yeah, I texted that to you guys.
It was Dom Dom.
What was it?
It was when we played the briefcase game. Yeah. He made a meme of me saying, I like my suitcase.
And the suitcase flipped around.
It was really funny.
Oh, you didn't go all the way?
No.
Idiot.
That's his rap name, Me Master Dom.
That dude is one serious funny guy. There are some clever and talented people in our Discord and stuff.
Huh?
Uh. There are some clever and talented people in our discord and stuff.
40 bucks back?
I also would like to say I like Waze based games. Yes, they are better. How much does that scatter pay?
150.
For three? Yeah. That's true, I don't know how much it pays for three.
It may not even be possible.
Tap it. Oh boy. Oh that should count.
I like that noise.
When you get the headdress guy, can you touch it again?
That guy.
What do you mean?
Touch it.
So if you get five of a kind, it's $2,500X. Is that your credit amount or your bet amount?
That's bet multiplier.
Okay, so our bet multiplier on this is two.
Ah, so it'd be $5,000.
Five grand for...
That would be sick.
Five of a kind headdress, guys.
I bet that's pretty hard to get.
And you can get it multiple ways, too, with the wilds.
Could you imagine?
You may not be able to. I haven't seen him next to a wild. They would have to both be next to each other on the reel.
But you could also get it in the bonus. Yeah, you could get that for sure. Tap the scatter next.
5 is 100x. So that would also be 5,000. So total bet.
Oh! The wild should it's a little bit. Yeah. Oh! Oh! The wild should count as a head guy.
The wild should do what? Count as one of those headdress guys.
I think it does.
Or no, that guy.
The scatterer?
Yeah, see, like that should be a scatterer.
In my world.
Came off Front Street again.
Yeah, but you're never out of it in Aztec Temple.
Never.
No.
What if we get a bonus and then we get five of a kind headdress guys?
Man, it's a times five multiplier?
Oh yeah.
That'd be 25 grand.
Let's get that.
That would be sick. Okay, we got her finally.
Only 50 bucks.
Only one way.
I like that you're enjoying this game, Matt. Yeah, I like it. I don't know. I know we've been playing for a while, but I'm enjoying it.
I'm enjoying it. I like that you're enjoying this game, Matt. Yeah, I like it. I don't know. I know we played it before, but I didn't remember the lime panes being so big. I wanted the bonus there.
How about here?
Oh yeah.
How about here?
How about here?
Oh yeah.
If you don't get it, it's just a blocker.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I mean every time.
I mean I think that's the case in every game though.
This is take money.
True, it's a wild in that game.
Aces? Needed the fifth one.
Alright, let's go. Time to win.
Ready? Oh yeah, I'm ready.
Okay, we got it.
Oh, no.
I felt like we were going to get it there.
That should have been more.
Oh, two there.
What was the other game that you were hinting at wanting to play?
Oh, Wolf Peak is right next to us.
You really turned on Wolf Peak. You did not like it there for a while.
Well, I like it when we win. We need to win back money on this. How about a bonus? Oh yeah. There we go. What? 243 ways to win and we couldn't find any of them on that spin. Or that one.
Found a way there. A little money there. Needed some more ways.
Oh, a lot of aces.
You need the deck to be a little bit more solid. A little money there. Needed some more...
Quays?
Yeah.
Oh, a lot of aces.
Needed the deck to be stacked a little better.
Okay, so you can get a wild next to a picture symbol. I saw it next to one of the female...
I saw that too, yeah.
Good thing I didn that too, yeah. Good, thank you. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, yeah. $800 bill.
$2,000 or $4,000 at the moment.
What are we going to do for a bonus?
That's what I thought.
Well, I'll take a big line pay.
Just as good as a bonus.
I'm going to take a big line pay. 2,000 of 4,000 at the moment. That's what we're due for a bonus. That's what I thought. Well, I'll take a big line pay, just as good as a bonus.
At least another sweaty bonus.
Getting two a lot.
Oh.
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Cash it. Oh. Hey! Oh
Oh, yeah Now would be a fine time to end the suspense and pick a motorbike and eat higher calories. Choose one.
Alright, well.
Ah, what an idiot.
It's not the end of the world.
You had to know they weren't going to put the five in the same place twice.
There was no five this time though.
Oh!
Oh!
Come on! Oh, what a disaster. Gosh. Yeah! Oh, what a disaster!
Gosh! Brutal!
This is terrible. This is like the past of this game.
This is this game, yeah.
Now we gotta keep going here.
Oh, I guess
Wolf Meat.
How much have we got left here? A little under 2 G's.
1790.
1890.
Wolf Peak.
Wolf Peak.
Oh yeah.
What a start.
Two more of those.
Building.
We're just same, same.
Come on, get in here.
Something. Something by P get it here. Something.
Kings? Nope.
Oh, it's not ways, huh?
No, it's not a ways based game.
That's a shame.
That's a real waste of wilds right there. Oh, the very valuable eagles. The very valuable line 5.
Oh, that's something!
Wow, you have one good spin here.
Same, same on the top two throws. Same, same. Come on. No blockers.
Stacks.
You're hated equals.
Yeah, I do hate them.
Alright, Kings.
That was fun. I had a little sweat at something there. Didn't look like it turned out to be too much did it? Wild, wild, wild, wild. Not on five. Two and three. In a while though, five, I don't even look at it.
Will today be the day?
Today will be the day.
Will we get the wolf peak bonus?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Probably not.
Yeah, probably not. But it's never a favorite to be that day and it'll happen eventually, so.
I think you're never out of it, the wolf peak. Probably not. Yep, probably not. But it's never a favorite to be that day, and it'll happen eventually, so. We'll get ever out of it in the Wolf Peak.
Oh, that's a good spot.
Nice spot, the words right out of my mouth. Very unsanitary.
Did we double down on those wilds there
I don't think so
I don't think so we got a two jackpot symbols that sounded like it
ooooh
even better
two more wilds, come on
now we're most wild
man, what's that? You really have to double up on those things. Yeah, you do.
But get them in multiple columns?
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Practically useless by themselves.
Huh. Practically useless by themselves.
Huh.
Like many things in life, you know, divided we fall, but together, much better. Just like the wilds of Wolfgate.
Divided we stand, divided we fall.
So yeah. Same score as seven years ago. Are we going to keep playing this or what? How did we stand? How did we fall?
We scored seven years ago. Are we going to keep playing this or what?
I don't know.
We're down 4,000 now.
I don't like that. How can you win that back?
All Aboard is a game that we can win back 4,000 on. Oh yeah. 6,000 advantage now.
Dollarses. So they decided to go West young man, huh?
Yeah, there's only one progressive on this game and it's the Grand. And this Grand is 52,222. The other Grand is 50,900. So they both hit. It seems like this hits a lot, this Grand. We've seen it a few times.
Yeah.
You got a question brewing there?
I'm looking for one, yeah.
I really want to get the trains. Yeah? I like this one a little better on account of you get the doors and the bonus and you can get the trains. Yeah, that's fun. Although it's very rarely exactly six which is kind of a bummer.
We're gonna get something. I can feel it. Do you feel it Vegas man? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I feel a lot of trains coming in.
Oh!
Feel the rumble of the train coming down the track at you?
It's coming. It's coming. More of the Omar Sharifs.
Omar Sharifs.
Oh, I gotcha.
Ah, we're getting two a lot.
A lot of queens. Ah, we're getting two a lot.
A lot of queens. Come on trains.
All right, I found one. Marla Harmon, 7417 says, been watching forever.
I feel like if I met you on the poker table We would be buds speaking of poker I give as good as I take and have a sense of humor like yours with that being said Does it or would it hurt your ego to get beat beat by a woman in poker or any other sport for that matter?
I don't think so. There's a lot of really good women poker players. I was playing with a lady named Jen yesterday from the Discord and I felt bad because I knocked her out. I did very well. I do well in poker tournaments.
I like playing poker, it's fun. I'm not very good at it, like as far as the math and whatnot, but I'm not very good at it like as far as the math and whatnot but I'm pretty good at reading the people and I tend to do very well at poker. I like it a lot but certainly women are very capable of both ways. Who are some of the best women poker players in the you know in the pro ranks?
Two more!
Like Vanessa Selbst, Jennifer Harmon.
She retired right? She became a, she went to play in like...
She became a quantitative analyst or something like that. Yeah, she got involved in that. But no, it's funny, I think in a lot of ways, women have an advantage in poker sometimes because a lot of men let their ego get in their way and they underestimate that.
But they're quite good.
But I've heard women trying to say that's a disadvantage because women don't want to get beat by women. Never totally understood that, because there's like optimal play or there isn't.
You know what I mean?
If they're changing the way they play, then they're playing suboptimally, right?
We're getting beat by this all aboard. 7,500?
Yeah.
Oh, almost.
How about like in basketball or ping pong? Would that hurt your ego?
I don't really have like an ego that, like that, you know, as far as getting beat in something, I get beaten in lots of things. I just don't like getting beat in ping pong by EJ, but he always beats me these days.
What if it was like arm wrestling or weight lifting or something that was directly strength related? Poker I get it, I don't see an advantage to one sex or the other, but men tend to be a little stronger than women.
Yeah, I don't fancy myself an arm wrestler, but if a girl was very strong, maybe she could probably beat me easily, I would imagine. You're not much of an arm wrestler, but if the girl was very strong, maybe she could probably beat me easily, I would imagine.
You're not much of an arm wrestler?
No, it's not something I feel like I have a real strength at.
Who?
Could you beat EJ?
I've never arm wrestled EJ. Probably could.
What would you guess, EJ?
He couldn't.
Oh.
But I don't think there's anything wrong with losing to
a woman.
I mean if they're good at something, they're good at something. All aboard was a bad choice by the way. 7500 down, this is a disaster.
All aboard's never a bad choice.
7500 isn't it?
It seems like it is today. Seems like another one of those everything's a bad choice days so far.
Aztec Temple was going well.
Aztec Temple was a solid offering.
W2 and I were talking about taking a shot at this 1.7 million earlier.
Yeah, and the Dragon Link.
We haven't done that in a while.
We haven't had anything on Dragon Link in a while, so maybe that's going to have to be it
You don't have a lot of shit a lot of runway left here Come on I can't believe the question of the day didn't even work
Golden century the million on this one is getting up there. $2.50, huh?
Oh yeah.
I want to get that 10,000 miner to be winning on the day.
You should get in tune with this game like you do sometimes.
Oh yeah, I'm in tune.
When he becomes one with the machine.
We are very due. Yeah. Very due on this game. It's a lot better that he because, when he rages at the machine. I rage against the machine. I saw the Eagles again. Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh was it? It was a good show. I mean, Joe Walsh is hysterical. He's crazy. He's so cool. He's 77 years old and I mean it's like he's partied out. Joe Walsh you were saying? Yeah I don't know he's just he's just
looks like he's you went hard and then and I like that my Maserati does 185 song kind of reminds me of me a little bit. Life's been good to me so far? Yeah.
Yeah but he lost his license now he can't drive. Yeah, well he can but
just not over 55. And he's got a mansion he's never been to and I don't have that. Do you go to hotels and tear out the walls? Oh yeah, fire it in there. You want to try a dollar's his maybe? You think? You gotta find the lucky denom, I guess. Yeah. Well, no one's better at that than Vegas Mad. I just wish this game would just pay. Do it for like a major or something, you know? $41,000?
That would be fun. But lately that has not been the case on the old Dragon Link with me. I'd like a five flagger too, that would be really fun. Been on a dry spell for sure. Yeah, Dragon Link has just been not doing it. Come on Dragon Link, show us what you're made of. I have heard
rumors that they've updated Dragon Link. Yeah? Where you can advance the pace.
Oh yeah?
Where you can speed through the...
Yeah, kind of like Buffalo Lightning Link.
Oh, the bonus?
They didn't update all the software, it's just as new ones get released.
Or there's a new version, there's some Dragon Link game where you can do that now.
Well that'll make them more money.
Oh! Well that'll make them more money.
Yeah anything that speeds up the playing process, right? Mm-hmm, a minor would have been good.
Yeah, it would have.
Do you enjoy the playing process or the eating process more?
Yeah, I enjoy the winning process and we are not doing too good of a job of it the last few days.
Well maybe you win the poker tournament.
Oh well for sure I'll win the poker tournament. That would have been helpful. Nice big school.
I think there's probably like 20 or 24 people left.
Uh there's actually uh 38.
Oh 38? Oh wow.
So it's almost like doing what I did yesterday again. You did it yesterday? I did do it yesterday. There's usually a deal. They usually make some kind of chop. They say you got to get down to six to do a deal. Is that a rule? That's what the, I think that's the rule at this tournament. Wow. Because I was suggesting that we just chop. Come on! Yes!
Yeah baby, yeah!
That's a good idea.
That one ball is our image on this game.
Oh yeah.
And we could maybe get back up to...
We have a one ball image.
That sounded like some kind of weird sexual reference.
Alright, a couple more biggies.
Biggin'.
Biggin'. Let's just fill in that dry hole and get a sweat at that 1.7 million dollars.
We, uh, did that once. And I don't think in that moment we appreciated what was really going on as much as we would
now. Yeah.
Come on baby.
Don't say maybe. It's your... Major it's major me so hard to even get that far yeah that's the big hurdle you gotta jump through right
ah
still good though
see if you can speed it up
I'm kinda glad you can
I enjoy this part there are people that do that
they slap it the whole time.
Yeah that helps. Alright. One handed bocker up.
Huh.
That could get us to even.
You want to keep playing don't you?
I like playing. Alright, let's do a heat check. That was great. Oh, yeah
I love winning
Not a massive fan of losing. No, really not
Okay flag blocker Ten bucks, okay
I'd like to see the flag bonus. I'd like to see that flag bonus. I enjoy that charm. Maybe the two dollars will give it to us. It was weird, you kind of put the emphasis on the wrong syllable right there.
I do that every now and then, if you're paying attention.
The emphasis.
What did he say?
I'd like to see the flag bonus. Flag bonus.
Flag bonus. Flag bonus.
Flag bonus. I've never known that, it seems paying attention. The emphasis. What did he say?
I'd like to see the flag bonus. Flag bonus?
Yeah.
It's kind of like, you know, is it chicken soup or chicken soup?
So you're supposed to say I'd like to see the flag bonus. And I said the flag bonus.
Exactly.
That's a big error by me.
No, I was just wondering if you did it on purpose.
As a seasoned YouTuber, I should know better.
Planks!
I don't know, I like to keep it fresh.
Come on this game. Do it to us. Give it to us here. Come on.
A little something. Give it to us here. Come on.
A little something. Almost our bet back. Nines, nines.
You know what I'd like to get? A full screen of doors one time.
I thought you were going to say a natural nine.
That'd be a good sweat.
A natural nine would be good too.
I was getting a lot of natural 9s in the poker tournament. That's not, those aren't great hands.
63. Yeah.
81's okay. Were you looking at every hand like it was a Bakuro hand?
Yeah, I almost bent the cards a couple times. Flag! You're like, you get two kings, you're like, darn it, oh wait, that's good. Zero. No, no, no two kings for me. More like king five most times.
You went broke with king five.
I did go broke with king five, but I had to leave. And I had no chips, and there was a big action four way ahead of me. So I was just like, I'll try to get lucky. I made a king too, but some guy had aces.
Oh, blocker. Oh, I thought we had it.
You also lost with king three to king five.
Yeah, we both rivered a king, and you said I made a bad bet, and you said he made a bad reshove, and it was just a bad way, a bad hand all around.
Yeah, on the river, I thought it was a bad bet.
You think you should have gotten check check?
I think you should have gotten check check? I think you should have checked. What should that guy have done? I mean he probably could bet, but I think you would definitely call. But I just think that, I don't think there's a lot of value in your bet on the end.
2500 floor maybe?
The thing is, you have a king with no kicker and you only get called by a stronger king.
It was top pair. Yeah, but it was pretty clear there was no, uh, that nobody had anything up until that
point.
Right, and the king came on the river, right?
Yeah, the king came on the river and there had been no action. It was just checked out the whole way. So I just don't think you can really get much value.
Come on!
I mean, that's more value as a bluff, you know, as a bluff catcher. Oh! For crying out loud, that's driving me crazy. Look at that.
$3,750.
Do you want to just go do the baccarat?
Sure.
Oh, I just went under.
Just take it.
Idiot.
Just wall in twice.
Let me try it.
So we just got to win the first hand. Here, I'm just going to bribe that right away.
Bribe in advance. There you go. If you want on the bet, yeah, or just take it.
I don't care.
It's not a bribe, it's not a bet.
Okay, he says you gotta bribe, it's on there.
All right, let's do it.
All right.
That way he only gets paid if he does his part. That way it's not better.
He looks like he's ready to do it.
100% ready. Okay, all right, we could be tied. I have a one, two or a three. And a one, two or three, not great. Go ahead. All right. Oh, I'm winning. Picture. Picture card. And now we win. Easy game. Easy game. Pictures do. Yeah. You can pay me in big chips for that. Big chip, yes. So what do you think? Do you want to just let it ride? Do you want to see a few hands? Or even if we let it ride, effectively ride.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I mean, we could fire it in there.
Okay.
I mean, it'll be discouraging if we don't win, but it'll be awesome if we do win.
Win a little more than half the time, so why not?
Yeah. How hard could that be? Appreciate it, thank you. Yeah, how hard could that be? Thank you way to do it do that one more time would you know no, okay. Oh
We have some green chips. We're definitely gonna bribe again
All right
Is this no commission or is there no no, it's gonna miss it. Okay
All right, what do we owe here? You'll definitely pay that.
A hundred?
There you go.
Oh, you got it on there?
Yeah, it's...
This is a bigger bet, so I'm going to go with a bigger bribe.
Alright, here we go.
The bribe bet's the best bet in the casino.
The dealer doesn't have to pay commission.
It's actually a win.
I bet there's better bets.
Can we see one please? I don't think so. What's that, a six? That's A six? That's not a good card for the player to be. No side? How about three sides to go along with that? No side, three sides. Sorry the phone died but go ahead. So we're looking for a six would be the
best right because we have a seven eight nine for sure? Yeah so we want to look at
that one first right? Let's do it. That's the no side so we don't want to look at that one, we want to look at this one here. No dots down the middle. You want to try blowing them away? Alright let's see no dots. Alright there's a dot there you don't want to see another one. Uh-oh. Alright so he has a four. We need an ace.
We need an ace. No dot, no dot, no dot. One third chance. Hey! Ace? Hey!
I love it.
All right, now we just gotta win the commission bet.
Oh yeah, that's all.
This is the, the two big hands is the hard part.
This is the easy part.
The closer cause for the commission.
All right, so, yeah, the commission's the easy,
I'm doing, it's usually the hard part.
47.25, huh? Yeah.
That's pretty good. That was great. We won two hands in a row. That was my plan.
Yeah.
And that was a good sweat. I love, I think no side, three side might be the best. You got the biggest favorite to win, but there's a lot of moving parts.
Yeah, the double two side and the double four side is also a good swap.
Yeah, but you're just you're a way bigger favorite in that one, right?
Yeah, we're like picture four sides. Picture four sides is a good one, yeah. The reversal of fortune possibilities are high. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So how much do we owe in commission? This looks complicated here. He's got this. He's a professional.
He's the king.
Do you need this quarter?
The quarter helps our cause.
Alright, so how much do we owe you?
One...
Thirty-six.
Two.
Two thirty-six twenty-five. How'd you know that W2?
Put a lot of barker on it.
Alright, so how much do we got now?
Let's just do this. Let's color this up.
Remember that time we were trying to win the commission back and we ended up having to bet $40,000 on the last hand to win the commission or something?
And we won it.
That was good.
And we won about $800 or $900.
Color that up.
Yes, we won like $300 each, you, me, and coach. Oh yeah. As coach said, I would have been ready to do that $80,000 hand.
How much do we have here?
I don't know. Should be $9,000.
$9000 we have to win?
Yeah, easy for you.
$90,000 to $15,000? Just bet $1,000 that way we don't have to win the commission on the commission. You know what I mean?
$7,000 to $5,000, right? I mean, might as well. I'm not saying I want to bet $2,000 on the next one, but I'd like to win this $1,000. I mean, we were down $10,000.
Here we go.
One, two, four.
We can't lose three in a row.
No, that never happens.
All right, let's see one of yours, please.
That's a good one.
All right, we have a similar card. And a four or a five. Go ahead. Alright, we have a five.
We lose, right?
No, no, no, no.
We take a card.
Oh, we got a one, two, or three, we win.
I learned this from my mentor, W2. In this situation, you check this side.
Uh-huh.
Just to see if you even got a chance.
See if you have a picture card. That's the best case scenario. Four or five. Oh, come on. No dot down the middle, and it's a nine. Should I blow it off?
Yeah, blow it off.
No dot?
No dot, no dot, no dot, no dot, no dot.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Man, this guy's the best dealer of all dealers right here.
He's the king.
I think the bribes are helping. Yeah? helping yeah oh yeah so now let's try to win a little oh for crying out loud we're winning how much are we winning now so we owe what 50 bucks plus you got 50 over there and then pay that commission down and then see what we got
left I don't have much actually yeah We should be winning like 150 bucks. Yeah, that's what we are winning.
Okay, should we bet the profit?
Come on.
It's a minimum of 100, we're good.
Alright, I like playing a hand, seeing a hand here, you know. It's a fun game. Can't believe we broke even today. That's great. Yeah, that is fun. Alright, we're one, I mean we're gonna win 300 or whatever, two something. Three side, no side
again, go ahead. All right, making us work for it. Yeah, we win unless we bust, right? Yeah, so we want no dot. No dot. No dot, no dot, no dot, no dot, no dot. That's a six you win. Winner, sixer.
Game over. Barbecued them, Jinx. Still don't know why they call that a barbecue. Alright, so now we have some complicated amount of commission again. 625. Well that's kind of a weird amount of commission. We should probably play again with something... What do you think? Bet that two... Bet two and a quarter.
No, wait, hold on, hold on.
Pay that.
Yeah.
And then I'll tip the rest.
Okay.
But then you're gonna have some other weird commission on that two and a quarter.
Yeah, but then we have more tip money and we keep the good vibes going.
I see. Wow, I like running into a banker streak like that.
Yeah. Four in a row. Yeah, we won $7,500 plus whatever we end up with here.
Jeez, that's pretty good.
Easy game.
I don't know how these places stay in business.
Oh, wait. You gotta go, don't you?
Yeah.
Alright, one of yours please. Alright, seven. Alright, hopefully we... Alright, two of yours please. Alright, seven. Alright, hopefully we, uh,
alright, two to two.
Alright, picture for you.
Alright, well, A's Matt's gotta run. Make sure you subscribe, everybody. Cause he's gonna be sprinting outta here.
No side, go ahead, picture we win.
Winner.
Winner, wow, he can't lose.
You get outta here, I'll let you know how we do. You're doing the wrap up? No, no, you'll do it when you win the poker tournament.
Oh, I see, we'll do it later.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, thanks everybody. I'll see you later. I'm going to go win a poker tournament.
Well, we can't quit this streak, can we?
Well, let's see.
You want to open one, but I'm afraid if it's player, I'm going to get blamed, you know? You should open one. I say when this streak ends, we just go check in on him,
see how he's doing.
Yeah, exactly. All right. Take that down. All right, W2's going to open it. It's so fun.
If it's player, everyone's going to say, oh, I blame W2.
EJ had it. I will as well. Yeah, because like I've been sitting here winning. It's a negative free roll though, because if I win, I'm not going to get the... We're about to bend the corner on the board. Alright, he's going to open.
Alright, one player card please. Alright, we got a no side or and a... oh, this again.
No side, three side. Oh wow. So we have a two.
That's a pretty good card.
Six or a, wait, no.
Six we push, seven we win. Yeah. Eight we're a disaster.
So two thirds to not be a disaster.
So we don't want to see a dot here. We at least push if there's no dot. No doubt. All right, we at least push. How about 9 over 8? How about 9 over 8? I don't know if EJ could not have pulled a 9 over an 8 there.
No.
We needed you.
No, I've only had the two naturals so far, or one.
I don't remember.
Yeah, but up against an 8, 8's a strong competitor.
It's tough to beat.
It looked like a streak. People are going to want to join us now. Yeah, go for it. I don't blame them.
Yeah.
Alright.
So what's the plan? Go all in until the streak ends?
Let's just win one more. Then we can tell Vegas Mad how much we won.
What do we have there 800 bucks?
Something like that. Yeah, it's a 800
Oh, yeah
One player card, please
Okay
Reduce or we're dead. Okay, we're not dead, but... As long as we don't have two threes.
If we have two threes, we're dead.
Oh, good point.
Alright, good.
At least it's not a six.
How about a no-sider?
Alright.
We're dead. We're dead.
Goodbye.
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