money does buy happiness💀 | Studio C (1 millionth skit) Edit

Congratulations!

He is this hospital's one millionth death!

What is wrong with you people? I am devastated! He was my father! Congratulations! You are our one millionth customer this year! We're trying to mourn, can't this wait? A hundred and seventy-five thousand? We can't afford that! Well, I mean, we gave you a discount on the aspirin.

Congratulations!

You're the one millionth parking violation.

You towed our car? Our kids were in there!

Congratulations!

You guys are the one millionth negligent parents!

Where are our children?

Oh, they're going in foster care.

Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars from your father's life insurance policy. You've just won ten million dollars from your father's life insurance policy.

Buh-bye!