Monica Dutton couldn't stop laughing! 😂 #edit #yellowstone #duttonranch

So, Gator, what did you kill for dinner this evening?

Sorry, I didn't know you'd be joining us.She's gonna be here for the next six months, so a vegetarian option.

Vegan.

A vegan option, please.

Gator, just give her what we feed the horses.

So, anyways, tonight you'll be having an assortment of game.On the left there is venison.

Which is to say, a deer you shot?

Yeah, that's correct.Well, it was minding its own business foraging for sustenance.Yeah.Beside that, we'll have...Roast duck?Are you aware that ducks mate for life?

At least something at this table does.

Well, I'd kill both of them if it...

Makes it better?No.And what is this little creature that can't even feed one person?

Actually, I like to serve four per person.

What is this mystery meat?

That's a dove.

The bird of peace?

These migrate from Mexico every year.Doves are good.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.This is just so fucking uncomfortable.

Can we eat?Let's eat while we still can.I'll take four of them.