MR. FLESH FLAM

If someone makes a game about me, even vaguely, I'll play it. Every single game, I'll play all of them. If someone makes a scam using my name, I will promote it. But today, for the first time ever, there is a Steam game! A non-Roblox Steam game made about me, Mr. Fleshflam. Mr. Fleshflam is a single-player psychological horror game

with elements of combat and fast-paced gameplay This game is based on and is a celebration of the youtuber Flamingo. Oh my gosh the game follows Albert arts Okay, doxing me. Nobody knew that Albert another dox enjoys creating YouTube videos and skating However, he doesn't realize someone is watching every move he does and I'm gonna address this part before I

download this onto my computer I'm I'm praying right now David Buzuki if you are listening please let this not be a virus where the creator can see through my webcam all the time and hack my messages I don't want anyone looking through my messages. I just have to get that out of the way I'm scared of that, but I'm gonna take the risk. I'm not a cute William JPEG, mr. JPEG. I'm not accusing you of doing that. I'm just saying

And if you did that if if this is a virus, if this is. I've had in my head that like, look, this is like a real this is like a real thing. I'm very excited to play this. But if this was all just like a long term plan to hack my computer, you've earned it. Just don't show anybody else, OK? Don't show anyone what I got in here.

Not that this is anything bad. This game costs a few bucks and if you buy it any future episode of the game um you don't have to pay more for that so that's what the price point is for. The one time payment. Alright let's watch a little bit of the trailer. Flashing lights ahead. Oh! You didn't warn me about those flashing lights Based on flamingo Voice acting from people I know And I'm friends with All right. Wait, I don't want I don't want any spoilers. I'm just gonna play it. I'm gonna be using my visa ending in Hopefully the developer of this game just gets all the numbers of my visa you've earned it. Oh my god

I'm so excited to play this! This has never happened to me. Oh. Ah! Warning! I'm looking at your webcam! Oh no. The following experience is flashing lights. If you don't like lights, game based on the youtuber flamingo or Albert If since you're putting all my information out there, whoa

Hey

I don't know how much content there is in episode one, but I'm gonna try to just all play all these All right, it looks like they got a bunch of stuff planned chapter one. Good day day I've never had a good day. Episode every time we touch I get this. I used to sing that song all the time before copyright existed. Oh we're getting up from bed we're getting up from bed and we're showing feet. Alright we're showing some stuff I like. We got the Thor's, we got the Beatles, my MCR I was just at one of their concerts. We got Kaden Whoa

Whoa

Alright guys, it for speedrunning I found a new bug that you could uh Alright, shut the f**k up! Oh, we got me and Dennis We got some albums I like Where am I? I don't feel safe

Yeah, because you're watching me through my webcam Because I downloaded this. I should check around the house to make sure everything is okay. Collectible like- oh, I got my innovator reward. We got some nitrous that I'm huffing. How do you know? Open door. This is pretty cute. Wait, this is exactly what my house looks like. How are you already looking through my webcam? It's dark in here. How do you know I have all these speckles in my house?

Oh, oh!

Okay.

All right, let's turn some lights on in here. Collectible tempos. Oh my God! Jeez, man, why do you make the simple things scary? Oh, this is sweet. We got some merch stuff.

Oh my God, this is cute. Is, we got some merch stuff. Oh my god. This is cute. It's good Is it gonna scare me? What was I supposed to do? I don't remember my office something about this room has always been eerie to me. Oh My old office dude, how do you know I had this rug by the way, that's creepy Yes, but surely I'm probably shown this before My room is still kind of mid. I haven't really been doing anything to it ever since moving in here. Got my big goal I'm little, I'm little compared to all of my things. Alright, let's go into my basement, my Florida basement, which I

Oh

Oh

Ah Oh no I

Know oh shit. I meant to say I know where the power box is this just never happened No, I don't know where it is. This is my real house anymore Hey, if you want me to know where things are you gotta stalk me and dox me. Oh, there's my hand I have a hand. Oh my finger. Oh wait let me turn all the lights off. Oops. Oh it's scary now. Oh my god! I tried to get out of there. I couldn't find the power. What I meant to say What is that?

Oh, Fleshy All right, this guy hacked my webcam that they used for my colonoscopy because this is what it looks like inside of me How do you know? How do you know? How do you know every crack and crevice inside me, huh? How long have you been watching me? Crater William.

Eww, it's so fleshy and squishy. This is what the doctor had to run through to fix my colon. Okay, there's that power box that I always... I have to... I really have to kinda... Stick a hand in there if I want the power working on my house.

Lever, lever, lever.

All right, let's get back over there where the green light was. I have a little speed run hack. If you kind of diagonal yourself, you run faster. Like look at that. And look at that.

I think. What's that? Is that toilet?

Oh, power.

Ah! I think. What's that? Is that toilet? Oh power- AH!

Okay, I think I saved. Oh no, it's a puzzle! Uh, yabba, yabba, yabba! Yabba yabba! Oh my god! And usually we have to censor this stuff out whenever I'm doing this. I'm having lag or something. I have to reach inside No, I have no idea what that monster could be

Oh

All right a large door opens that this way I'm squishing. I'm squishing, I'm squishing! Eww! Eww! Is that over here? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is where that door was. Oh!

What's that blinky over there? Blinky! Hello! Eww! How do you know I had this inside? Okay, I'll stop making that same joke. Wait, okay.

Well that opened these over here.

Thank you.

Whoa.

My little radiator. A strange looking battery. It looks like it's missing a few gears. I be putting my...

Oh!

You wanna know what would shock me if I hide in a locker? Oh my God, go away. Get me the fuck out of here. I don you hide a locker oh my god go away Give me that the fuck outta here. I don't see a locker is this a locker What was that we have a little flamingos who are riding me out? What's that noise oh My god, what is that? What was that?

Hello?

Get the fuck out of here. I hate you. I'm running away, I'm running away. I don't care. He's not gonna come through here, is he? He's gonna stop at that door, right?

Oh my god. Dude, look at me stemming on my flashlight. I'm so nervous. Oh My god, I'm I'm just gonna make a run for it. Ah Okay, we have a little lockers here dude, I'm way too thick to be in this locker what the hell Oh, it's probably like a little battery over there. Where is he where is he?

Oh my god!

Oh my god! Felipe Ninja Mask! I can't even stim my flashlight in here.

Is he coming back? Dude the footsteps are so loud I can't tell if he's like...

Okay he's definitely further away now. Ah Blinky! Lever! Give me something Are we have more lockers lever locker

That's probably connected to that thing over there, I don't know how or what

Lever lever oh my god! I need to get seven. Oh, please don't alert them. Please don't alert anyone.

You heard that? Give me a lever, give me a lever.

Hope I'm not running straight into them. All right, we got that. We got some lockers. No, what is that? I actually can't, is that reference to me? I can't tell what that is. Sorry Please don't take my levers! Oh my god!

Stop doing that to me! Death by Syrofoam Ninja! Hello, welcome to my eternal life of paradise. That's Adam! I am the wisest of all. That speedy Adam editor. My name is.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What is happening?

Hey, well, that was not supposed to happen. Wow. That was not supposed to happen.

I see you, Adam. I know it's you. Well, go to hell. To to put it simply you've just died yeah not sure why am I gonna have to go through this every time I die you

died from well hmm well I kind of have a file on this you died and kind of dummy thing I literally have no advice for that. Just don't do whatever you did.

All right.

I'll just send you back.

All right.

Thank the Lord. Please tell me I still have my little gears. I don't think I do. It's missing a few years. Oh, dude, this is hard. Tell yourself, little bird.

I hate these little alerters. Little Alberters.

Ah!

Oh my god. Investigating. Go away. Stupid little birds I hear you. Oh my. F*** you you you yeah yeah stop and do nothing I'm gonna lock her you can't see me ah no I have to do that again ah

bro this is actually so hard all right let's go get that thing. Oh my God. I'm permanently stuck right here.

Ooh, ooh.

Oh, that's great. Okay, four out of seven. Okay, five out of seven. Dude, we're getting so close. It makes it so much scarier that I'm so close. Ah, all right, I think now is my only opportunity

Six seven low that's wait. That's hilarious. Where am I missing this last one? What did doing this do? Oh god I forgot your sprint doesn't restore if you're in the locker, which is every player. You have to keep that in mind Dude, we're on earth? I think I know. I feel like I know the last one's like down here or something. Oh my God.

Okay. No, I literally have no clue on earth where this last thing could be. I think I've gone down every single possible corner. It's just way too scary. The thought of losing all this. I thought it would be right. I thought it would be right-

I thought it'd be right there. You just always know where I am, huh? Is the monster not here anymore cuz I haven't heard footsteps in so long I'm not gonna lie We may have had the help of cheats that we had to figure out we had to figure out how to cheat in this game I'm not even gonna lie guys. This is what we've been doing But to be fair what I'm doing this the monster also goes five times speed so it still wasn't that easy it just made the process quicker I'm gonna be real with you guys this is the only way I was willing to do this

after an hour of failing click click click click click click click click oh my god okay so that's why I have to go through every time all right I'm gonna make the speed back to normal Look guys, it's an indie game. It's gonna ha it's gonna have a couple malfunctions like sometimes you have to adjust the pain. Oh My head look I'm not a big cheater guy, but I had to do I go back to bed now. Oh, yes back to bed

14 hours ah what did I take to sleep 14 hours 4 p.m. right and right in the middle all right we are back on track now I should record the video for today better to go to go to my office is this it I can't remember ah okay I have slept with all these lights on, who turned these lights back off? Time to record to video! Record video. Oh my god. Dude that's my actual password!

There we are. OBS, Spotify, folder, bowling Bowling Ball, Bowling.exe, ah!

Oh my God.

All right, wait, what am I even supposed to do here? Ow, mother. This is pretty cool.

Yeah, but ow.

Do I have to dodge the green ones?

Yeah, but.

Yeah, ah. Yeah. Ah, dude, what score do I need? Did I screw up by not turning on OBS? Oh my God. Start streaming. Shit.

Dude, this is so weird. It's so weird looking at a fake OBS because I be using this right here. This is creepy. How'd you know I record videos? Video is stupid.

Ooh. How do you know I record videos videos stupid? This is an unedited photo of Dennis by the way, I heard you Albert Oh how to record find a game to play open it open OBS start recording record for a while find the video file in the Videos folder. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need more footage, okay Okay now I can thanks for making this whole game for me videos All right title Bowling? Bowling! Hi, bowling. This is so awesome. Video star, create and upload a video.

Oh, there we go. There's my diamond play button.

Bing!

Albert fan CT, great video. Check your front door. Oh no. All right, here we go. Gonna check my front door now. Ow, ow, my head.'m gonna check my front door now. Oh

My head I'll check my front door later

Okay. Oh my god. Okay. I made cereal. I guess I was supposed to do that instead. Oh

I got check my front door

CT Brad rat poison nausea mind-scape limbo I should go to the gym what do you mean oh wait that's gonna mean me checking my foot where is my front door I mean this is an exact replica of my house oh thank you for sending me this do I just avoid that now

yeah I really do need to go to the gym look I'm all I'm just all arms. Dude, that's like real life.

All arms.

All arms!

All right, sorry.

Is this the real front door? Connectable phone box. Dude, here's my car. Chapter three.

I didn't even know I was on chapter two yet.

Insanity one car.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Oh Chapter 3 I didn't even know I was on chapter 2 yet insanity when car How wait how far do I go back goodbye Adam

dumb

Okay, thank God. I'm at the car thing. I feel nauseous. Oh, my head's, my head's spinning. I should pull over to the next gas station. I need a pre-workout drink. I need to go to Wawa.

I'll have you know, most of my food, like, digest comes from Wawa. So. And this is an ad. I should turn. Now. Now. Oh my God. So and this is an ad I should turn now Wow, oh my god, holy shit, can I slow down? Oh my god, okay

That was really scary that's a scary thing to pop up dude. This is me from the past is 2025. Oh Wow, dude, we have a girl. That's what I'd be doing to the lady at Wawa. Just fucking throwing chips at her. I want this, I want that, I want this and I want that. I want to get some, some of the chips and the chips.

Dude, I need a pre-workout for the gym. Hey, hey, can head. I think that'll be it. Hey, don't be rotating like that. Don't be rotating like that. Is this making the viewers at home sick?

Okay, I, oh wait, I need this actually. Give me, did I ruin the game? Why is the music stopping? Why is it getting scary? Is this signifying anything or did you just have like a...

Ah!

Oh my God, why is this happening to me? I've only been nice to people. What does this mean? Did I drink too much of this?

Gugugugugugugugugug.

Ah! They're pressing their fingers on my eyes. What is happening? Dude, what did they put in that?

Whoa. Ah!

Is this part of the game?

Oh, geez.

This is hurting. This is hurting my eyes. Dude, what did you slip into my drink? Why is it still happening?

What?

Welcome Albert. This is actually scary. Bro, where? If you're a true fan of me, you will not slip things into my drink. Oh, I need to touch this over here, I think.

So globe, channeling, channeling, channeling. So stringing, so stringing, so strong. Connecting, connecting, so connected. Oh, you're already here. I was not expecting so and so soon. Welcome Albert.

I don't a lot Albert to me to explain I Albert eyes for all the scary red static stuff although is assuming transported to this realm a sort of a limbo between mentality and reality you're about to go through a bizarre journey things are gonna be all over the place things you once knew to be true will be false. You'll be taken to places just like this. I will be watching your every move. These places I call mindscapes.

There is something I have control over. Dormell, that makes sense. I hear you. Why are you going to be taken to these strange places? Well, I need to test the waters. Think of them as trials. I will see which one best suits you. Once I see, assuming you cooperate, you will be trapped there. Then I will get to experiment with my consent. How did I get here? Well, by any chance, did alarm wake you up? That wasn't my doing. Did that cereal taste weird? I bet it did.

I laced it? Hey, you're a true fan. You wouldn't lace me. And now you are here. If you get hurt or die here your brain will be tricked into thinking it happened not to worry I won't let you die. You don't deserve that not till we finally get to meet Albert Hey developer, what was the inspiration behind this game? I've been such a big fan oh no anyways I got my eye on you ah it's red that's scary mr. flesh flam dude if anyone's thinking of doing something like this to me, don't do it.

I'm just a normal guy. Press tab to view objective. No objective, okay. That's a useful feature. Wait, that's a useful feature. Hello!

Is that a smiling little tree?

Hello! Eww. Mwah!

Wobble wobble wob! Hey there! You said.

Wobble wobble wob! I'm Albert Tree. Mwah! Wubble, wubble, wubble! Hey there, you said.

Wubble, wubble, wubble!

I'm Albert Tree. Yep, tree, tree, tree. Say, you're looking rather familiar. Do I knows ya? You Albert, ain't ya? Ah, ha, ha, my old buddy knows you quite well.

Never got his name, but he said he was leaving some stuff here for ya.

Forget about it dot dot dot

wanna Wanna what leave yes here? Yes? Why this place is amazing? You're quite the jerk celebrity around here. Well, according to my buddy, hmm. Why, I mean, I might know how to get you out of here, but it's not gonna be easier. My old buddy, since he likes you so much, added some stuff you're familiar with.

This place has some commands. You gotta earn them, but once you get them, you can input a huge list of commands. I love admin. There's one command great as all. B-tools.

No one knows it, but that's the only way out. I guess he doesn't want anyone out of here. How to get it? Oh, shoot, your guess is as good as mine. Cute tree. I'll say though, I did see my buddy

writing something down. That's your best bet if you ask me. Use the commands in a journal. Yeah, yeah. Alright, run along. Through that door? You can't see it? Oh. Alright, thank you. There's the door. Bye! Find the notepad. Is this the door? Oops. Oh! Well, here's some steps up here. Alright. Hello! I have to do an obby? Oh I can jump now! Ah!

Woah!

No!

F***! Ah!

You have to jump earlier than you think!

God damn it!

God!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! What's this? Like a chancla. God What's this I got a chunk Allah, what is this do I take this with me? Oh, oh Oh My god van here

Okay, no clip

What does this mean? What does that mean? Reset? What does any of this mean? What? I'm so sorry, I have no idea what any of this means. What could you possibly be trying to say to me? Do I have to get these or something?

That'd be annoying

Okay, hey I need help. Okay, you're supposed to throw this over there That's I don't know what all the other stuff meant no clip van new objective van what am I not in the band designated zone dude okay ah free? Oh my god it's cuz the clown I think or Gorenks or something It's Gorenks! Hello Gorenks believe he has been called here. Well it's very no meaning to Gorenks as you have seen. Okay Gorenks knows the command. I have to

bring him ice cream though. Chocolate. Okay get Gorenks ice cream. Um, okay. How do you expect me to do that? Let's try this. No clip.

Whoa. Oh, okay, over here. AHH! That's a whale from Robloxian high school I met years ago. Hello, Albert! Hello, Albert!

Hello, Albert!

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm not nine years ago. Hello Albert, hello Albert, hello Albert, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Okay, he said use some of your commands. Low gravity maybe. Low or low?

Whoa.

God damn it. Thank you whale man. Dude, the way you stitch them up is so creepy. Oh Mother fuck do I jump on this white thing? Cool okay, all right no clip go go go go go go go go

whoa All right, no clip go go go go go go go go Whoa

All right. Oh, I have an idea low gravity. No clip

Ah

Oh my god, i'm a genius no clip Yeah, all right now for this one just low gravity Wait Wait. Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhh!

Oh, this is really hard.

Motherf-

Alright, low gravity, no clip. Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!

Oh.

Alright, now we got one of these things. Oh, okay. I know what to do here. So I have to jump on both of these things. I'll do low gravity, make it easier.

Motherf**ker.

And then before the time goes out, jump! And then put that in there! What's that? And do I have to make this jump? We gotta get out like four of these. Alright.

Cool.

Pick up ice cream! New command. Reset hub. Alright, let's see. Yay!

Alright, here's your ice cream.

Yeah, whoa. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Alright, let's see. Yay! All right, here's your ice cream.

Yabba.

Yeah, whoa.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

All right, he gave me something.

Unlock door two one six two.

Unlock door two one six two. Oh, over here. What do I get from this?

Radio.

What station do I go to? Oh, sh** Alright I have to figure out some math Oh okay I got it

Report back to the tree

There's no hope for you Albert What?

Why?

I did it I gave an ice cream and did everything Alright let's see what they're so grouchy at me for Is it for things I said 10 years ago? Cause there's really uh No need in it I gave an ice cream and did everything. All right, let's see what they're so grouchy at me for. Is it for things I said 10 years ago?

Cause there's really no need in harping on all that Mr. Tree. Where's your smiling face? The tree, Albert, Albert, Albert. I knew this would be Albert. What are you doing as rogue Albert?

This is what you deserve. Did you be trapped here for what you created? What did I create? This tree is nothing but a vessel. This is how it's meant to go? Rather interesting. You're a puny speck of dust. Don't say that.

Look at what I have created. One must admit I am a fair man. Therefore, I'll do one thing for you. That little command you worked so hard for, all that work. Was it really worth it? Oh, I have a red command, yes! You know, brother, anyone Albert, there is no escape, not for you at least. Here's a little command, I'm watching you.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Time ticks all too slow.

What the f***?

Red herring, 9901. Ooh, I love new commands. I love them, I love them, I love them.

9901. Oh my god! Why? These characters.

Oh my god.

I see you Albert. I knew you were on my webcam. I just knew it. Oh, nothing. Oh, I have three bits of nothing over here. What is, use item, scroll.

Dude, what is going on? What is- use items, scroll. Dude, what is going on? What is that? Little stairs over here.

OK. Hello.

You've been here before, it says.

No. Fuel.

Journal entry. By the time someone else reading this, you'll probably only have a day to get out of here. You feel pressured to escape?

Oh

Starts punching myself in the face. Stupid stupid stupid Wait it said I only have a day to get out of here so I gotta actually I gotta do something I don't know what I have to do but I have to do something Is there something over here? Dude time's going oh my god time's ticking down

061 Dude, time's going, oh my God, time's ticking down. Zero, six, one. If the rest of the code is not here, check around that ship over there. What's this? What ship, bro? Oh, oh God, I should have done that earlier. Oh my God, I only have a few minutes left.

Bruh, what do I have to get you? I don't have much time left. Okay, what was I supposed to do? Oh, my game crashed. Oh, my computer's crashed. All right, we gave the spirit the artifact.

He brings a ladder down. All right, put the wheels there. I got part of the code What do I get this thingy, okay, we got that for the trapdoor Just throw this down here. Wait, there's something we have to grab here. Yabba. All right, what are we doing here? Ooh, wrench.

I have that.

Yabba, yabba.

Okay.

Fuel.

Oh my God. What was that? You feel that might be a threat later? No The Sun setting I need three more cans. I have a few minutes left. Oh, no How am I gonna find that one can I drop? Oh There it is. Oh

My god, it's way too dark now. Sorry. I either take a while break. I keep getting sick while playing games. I was playing granny I had to lay down for a couple hours. I got like vertigo or whatever some nausea thing I that happened to me. So if you see some All right, we're all good to go No, wait the other part of the wheel I don't have the other part of the wheel. I don't have the other part of the wheel. I'm- Where is it? Is it in Ted Captain's quarters? I see you. I see you. Go away. Is it in here? Please be in here. Dude, where the f**k? I mean good thing I can't see anything, right? Oh, it's right there. Okay. Thank God

Yeah, ma. With a minute left, you feel a spiritual presence of the past? Le Albert stuff, Lord Lord and so it rained Creepy freaky creepy creepy freaky creepy freak creepy freaky Why ah what's happening we Square awake, I warned you! What do you mean? Shut up! Ah! Oh, Slenderman got too close to me.

I think. Oh, my face is all staticky. Your punishment? Did you eat healthy today, Albert?

Mm-mm.

Oh. Am I on the ship still? What is that? Did you eat healthy today Albert? Mm-mm Oh Am I on the ship still? What is that? What is this little guy? I see an arm, I see some leg

Oh! Oh

God

Uh-oh

Oh my god I'm all tied up I know who that is, I'm Sammy the Strawberry.

You know, you can look at yourself now in 20 years and be proud.

No.

Do you even remotely understand what I am going through?

I'm sorry.

I was created not for love, not for joy. I was created from the flesh of people around me sewn together by a needle only to suck the brutality of our planet

my creations they hate me now

and all of this was your fault uh uh from the day you said my name six years ago to this very moment uh uh Oh! Uh-oh! Dude!

I made you famous Sammy Strawberry! What the f**k? Why do all my creations hate me? Feel the pain that I have felt my whole life This is why I don't make creations anymore. I'm going on. I apologize. I will dismiss myself Yeah, get the hell out of here. I need to grab a few tools that will aid my cause. I will be right back.

Oh no, how do I get out of here?

Ah, ah, ah!

What do I do? I'm pressing every button on demand. No clip.

What?

Space to breathe? Am I doing this right? Yeah, but, yeah, but. I don't know if this is the right thing. Okay, no, this is the right thing. I messed up. Oh, no. I did it.

I burned my way out of here. Oh, he did. Oh, my God. Yes. What do you think is going on with me? Oh, oh, there's a very well, I'm in some layer with someone I recognize, I gotta get and I think it correlates to your situation. Oh, wow. Just listen to me. It's great.

Okay, grab this walkie talkie and get out of there.

Where?

Oh!

Yeah, bye.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before you leave, there should be a few weapons

in that closet.

Grab them and go.

Okay.

It's taking you so long, man.

What the?

Bro, I just- okay. You're just trolling me. Oh my god. Whoa! Wait, I just wasted a bullet? Okay, I think that I'm on one more bullet now. Great.

Drop!

Dude, Kayden would not rush me.

Oh.

Alright, let's go through here what I agree on what maybe I can play with Hello. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yes.

Kick vent.

Why does he keep getting, Kayden literally wouldn't get mad at me for anything ever. What's happening? I can't move. Oh, is it gonna make me run away from something? You should get out of the bed

Okay, well that was out of the vents almost well, yeah, yeah What am I fondling right now? Oh there? We are oh crap crap I don't remember where to go all right so I just gotta be ready to run this way go go go go go I'm gonna shoot you. Ow, what the **** I shot you like 10 times. Bro, I can't move. I'm hitting you I think.

I'm stuck.

Oh my god, I got him you strawberry

What

Excuse me. Oh, yeah, shut up One God damn it. Oh, I can't see I can't see shit. I can't see shit.

All right, lock pick. Mother. Mother. Mother... Mother f***er! Ah! Ah! Open!

Ah!

Door's locked.

Dude, I... I can't see anything! What do I do?

Go away, Nib! Do I wait for you to go away? Is there something here? God dammit, Kaden!

No.

His name is Sammy. Thanks, Kaden. Kaden, the door's locked. No! Oh my god, what do I do do find a way to reset the lock I don't know man I can't see anything lever oh that's nice ah oh my god there there's a beheaded head all right the fine levers and little wheels uh that to look

around over here little wheels everywhere Uh, do I have to look around over here? Ooh, little wheels everywhere. All right, one more, one more, one more. I see the shadow of one. Where's that shadow coming from? I see the, I swear I see something right there.

Dude, let me take one of these. I can't find the last one. Oh, it's making noises. There it is. Turn, do something.

Let me in, no!

Where is that? All right, you stay right there. All right, what's in here? Oh, oh my God. What's that? Ah, is that over here?

It does say exit. Well, let me stay, I'm gonna go up. I can't seem to get it open. That's incredible. Why is this music playing now? Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no.

I don't wanna fight anymore. I don't, oh! I don't wanna fight anymore. Ah! Oh my god, why weren't you taking any damage for my other shots? Mother fuck

Bro

Ah Ah! Oh! Oh! Get outta here! Do it Albert!

Kill him! Shoot him! Uh, I can't bring myself to do it. Think about what he's done to you. There is no choice.

No, but if I pull out my gun it'll show that I used cheat engine to get a thousand bullets. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. There is no choice. No, but if I pull out my gun, it'll show that I use cheat engine to get a thousand bullets. Oh

Good I'm proud dude. That was my creation. I don't want to kill him I'm surprised you've made it this far Albert and I didn't want to show my ammo account. You are a lucky man Sammy the thing you just killed I never liked him much. I always loved him. He was my first creation. You are a lucky man. Sammy the thing you just killed I never liked him much. I always loved him. He was my first creation look at him. I love Sammy the strawberry. This is a good old days. It reminds me seeing as it's unlikely. God I can't read that in time. Maybe? I'll let you leave here I'll open the exit. Just

don't forget who's in control. It's open it's waiting. Take this opportunity, I'll see you shortly, Albert.

Whoa.

Look behind you, Albert.

Ah!

I think I went in too early. To be continued. Everybody at home, start clapping. This was a lot more than I thought. I'm very, very happy with this. There's no way you made all this just to hack my computer.

I think those allegations are out the window. William DevJet JPEG. Flamingo, oh, that's very sweet. That is very, very sweet. Kaiden, of course. Aiden Van Der Vande for the voice of Samus Strawberry.

Speedy2662. Voice acting inspiration. Let's also put in there taught me how to use cheat engine for one of these parts I got frustrated with. Lulzakrai. Guest musician. Everybody.

No seriously though this was awesome. I mean it costs as much as a fears to fathom game but it is way better than a fears to fathom game. That's awesome I'm gonna play the next one on YouTube, on video. I'm so excited. Take your time.

That was incredible. I'm like extremely, extremely flattered. I've never spoken to this person. I guess I probably, I'll be in contact with them now. But oh my God, thank you so much for making this. This, I am I have like insanely insanely

Flattered that you'd make something based off of my stupid stuff Flattered that you'd make something based off of my stupid stuff Albert stupid stuff