I think this is my best buy yet.I may have done it, people.This could potentially be my best strategy in Mecha Chameleon ever.And here I was thinking the peak of this game is people drawing amazing pieces of art on themselves to blend into the background, when in reality, all you had to do was just write, that ain't me on me, and people will just leave you alone.It's crazy.Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Oh, that ain't him.Hi.As a disclaimer, this may not work in public lobbies, but in lobbies with your friends, they might be nice enough to let you continue to live.
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Bikiki bottom.Bikiki bottom.I'm going this way.I'm going this way.See ya.
What's that word?35 seconds?Jesus Christ.Dude, I'm not the host.You made the lobby.
You are the worst host of all time.
That's crazy.You host one game, everybody hate you.Bro, you literally gave us like 30 seconds to hide.Don't worry.Don't worry.I'll keep I'll keep looking or whatever it is I'll do some both now cuz you decided to give us no time.
Why are you being like this?I'm getting off Dude if you're if you're in a cubby corner, you're dead to me gonna be gone.You're in the cubby corner You look fine to me though legit.
Oh My god, it's doodle Bob's pencil.Okay, I need to hide I'm sorryrunning around.This is bad.You too, huh, Sylvie?Yeah, bro.
I have an idea.
I'm gonna try to make it work.
This is really big.Damn, Sylvie, what is your plan?
Shit.Hold on, hold on, brother.I can't enact my plan!Wait, wait, wait.This isn't what I thought it'd be as a map.
What do you mean?This is literally Bikini Bottom.
What do you mean?Hold on, hold on, brother.This burger looks...Dude these burgers look weird compared to the one in the middle.
We're selling bro.Spongebob's still making that one bro.Run Sobe run Sobe run.Yeah Sobe if I was you I'd die.
What does a gun ain't a Krabby Patty or what's it called?Let's see what we got.Wait who did you told him?
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Get started freeHold on, I gotta figure out my spot.I gotta figure out my spot, man.Yeah, I'm long gone though.That's what Smitty would say if he was.I'm long gone.
I'm long gone.I thought that was like a fifth place.What is this that you are right now?
Dude, I don't know.You may be thinking to yourself, what's my plan?I'm abandoning ship, I'm changing my plan.
What the fuck?What the fuck, dude?What the fuck?Why?would need, like, 16 missiles.
Magic conch shell.
There's a stripper in Bikini Bottom.Magic conch shell.Dude, is that - is that Plank?Plank.That's Plank.That's Plank.
The hell's Plank doing at a cum bucket?Oh, okay, I get it, Smitty, I get it.Okay, Smitty, if I were you, where would you be?
Oh, now I really, really hit it.
What if he at the top of this sign though, what do you mean?Oh by that?Is he up at the top?No, you had to crush the crab, you know That ain't me dog birds, I can't get on top of these no, it's maybe we try it 28 seconds.
Okay.Okay.
Okay I Was a pearl in the mouth that I left I thought so V's uh -oh was misleading Yeah, no, I think it was the shell comet that really got me at the end of the day yourself How much time do you guys have 60 seconds this guy did not you are a horrible host.
I'm hosting after this You don't even want to chameleon eyes.You just want people to run around and get shot.
That's all you care about They did fine last time.I was a pearl.
I will not be waiting.Daki has removedit for you.I'm pissed off.You're all gonna die Wait, no, please just give me a second.Okay, I'll give you yummy one second.
Oh, it's mini I need like eight more minutes.
Okay.Well yummy's already got a second.Does anyone else need a second?
I've used it a long time.I don't even like my current spot, so like if you give me permission.Oh, I'm so good, bro.
I wouldn't even notice me right here, lowkey.
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Get started freeI should've used my second more wisely!I could have another second!
Yeah, man.One.Plankton, what do you want, Krabs?Krabs.Give me the formula, Krabs.Wait, where'd you get that piano?
He's playing the sound effect.No, I'm not.Okay, change of plans, Zobi, I like it.Wait, I lost you, Zobi.Zobi, if you can see - How you gonna see me, bro?Zobi, you gotta see my spot before you die, by the way.
Is it that obvious?Is it that obvious now that I can see people and everyone just knows I'm fucking with them?
I guess Smitty ain't hungry.Mmm, nope.Smitty ain't hungry.
Bro, don't give it away, you assholes!Don't shoot me right away.
He's not in here?Nah, he's the Krabby Patty on the stove.What do you mean I ain't hungry?
You ain't hungry.
Well, you just...You ain't hungry, but you...I'll eat hungry now.
What you gonna order, bro?Tell me it's just his burger.
Shooting why is he not shooting?I'm terrified.He's supposed to have shot like four people
now Oh, dude, you can't If I shoot the burger side surely, okay You can't now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Wait, look what it says.Yeah, what a tattoo.
Burger shoot if game.
Give me like, give me like 10 minutes.Bro.Oh, there we go, CB.
Okay, you got rid of your only defense, bro.Like this.
Who this?Who do the bob on the damn wall?
You motherfucker.I thought that was my best spot ever.I wasn't even, okay.Let's go.
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Get started freeI got an idea for my contingency plan.This will save me, I'm sure.I keep hearing footsteps.Bro!Why you give Bob the boi -oing?Where's Donkey?
I haven't seen a spot.Why'd you stop talking?Bruh.You don't like it?The contrast in our spots is crazy.
What's going on with Bob?What's going on?
Hey, if you don't go back there and shoot him in the face, would you kill Doodoo Bob in 0 .2 seconds?I swear to God.Doodoo Bob, bro.
I didn't even get to see Doodoo Bob, bro.Doodoo Bob, bro.
All right, Mr. Danny, I mean, come on, come on back out.I was nice to you, but you're gonna have to come back out.
That wasn't me, though, as I shit crazily while I'm trying to paint in my new spot.
What I'm doing right now?Bro.All right, I guess, I guess you deserve to live.Give me a whistle.Donkey hasn't whistled at all.Okay, I'll whistle.
Oh My god He's just doing some bullshit, bro.I'm doing some prop on a moment.You actually are he's not even hidingYeah, you stare right at me dog, I'll be honest are you dead ass?Oh, yeah, you drop down there and walk right past my ass I'm gonna check what these guys are doing Listen, you've looked out of place since day one.
There is no y 'all.I'm doing research for my character design.One second.Oh, I really appreciate that.Yummy.Oh, shit.
Time like this.Why is my black not black?
That's a crazy question to ask me, bro.
Guys, you see my spot?
Oh, let me check.
What the fuck?
Yeah.Yeah.This works, bro.I'll give you $20.
You're good, Patrick, though.
Where y 'all at, dude?I'm gonna check your spot.Yeah, you know, but you you like I don't even look good.Why don't you tell me how bad I look?
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Get started freeAll right, I'm coming yummy don't so we're drinking bro, don't worry guys I distracted looking we're distracted You have more time he's leaving he's leaving
going to hunt I was trying to draw dude.
Are we are we even trying guys?Really y 'all are doing good.
I did just look at Sylvie Okay, this is decent though.It's not the best.I'm probably gonna change it once.
What the fuck are you even supposed to be, bro?
I was trying to be the clock, next time I'm gonna be a double clock.I'm gonna be clock number two.
Oh, bro tracking Tokyo time and the other one tracking Bikini Bottom time.Understood.Bro, you got him out of there.
Yep.You fool.Who else is here?I know Daki's near.I'm not even close.Are you trying to quick peek me from behind the boxes?
How long do you think this is going to go on for, Zobi?One more second.Okay.
I'm painted too well.I'm practically what I am.Okay.He's a part of the table or something.If you thought if you thought that it was me what's wrong with it is the fact that it's not I can't believe you're getting away with this Oh, being on the front of Squidward's face would be good.
Yeah, on top of Squidward's head.
Or like, behind one of these wheels would be good.Going back to my OG spot.Okay, give me a kid I see you from where I'm at yes, let me get it I'm over your shoulder analyzing every pixel at the left of his screen to the right of his screen Starting with the boat.
Are you a fool?
I see you bro.Do you you don't?
You bro walk up to me right now if you see me I see you bro walk up to me right now if you see me You weren't blinking I guess not I think the emos a little bugged the boys in blue are here.What do you mean?Can you go back here?Oh my god, you can go back here.
Mine was the last second audible.I'm not gonna lie Oh, I could have been a could have been a piece of paper in a filing cabinet.
Ooh, that would have been really That would've been good.
run right now bro what's that called he thinks he's gonna work what is it reverse psychology dumb bro I can't find anyone this round this is crazy there's so much detail in this man yeah it's a rough one I won't even line all of you go in here oh my god But there's a door open right there, dude.
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Get started freeYeah, but I never even went on this side of the map.
Yeah, I was glad about that until you went on this side of the map.Bro, you're not in here.
You're not in here.You're completely out here.No way!How do you feel now?I'm gonna be amazed.
I'm gonna be amazed.Are you - wait.Wait, wait, wait.Not even gonna admit it.
Are you all on lights?No.
No.
Oh, man. I am no, you're not I'm down there bro.No, you're not whistle right now if you're down there.Nope Okay, let's give some hints so we make a pun.
Um Okay, I'm not gonna say shit.All right, I'll do it Have I been looking at you Uh, no, I don't really have it.I actually have zero points.That's insane!These spots are crazy then!912 on Sovy by the way.
Okay, okay.14, 28.Oh wow, I shouldn't have read it real time.
Wait, where the fuck are you?Are you in here?
Bro.
Why don't you come have a seat, young man?Come have a seat.Come relax a little bit.There's so many chairs in this room, Sovy has nothing.
Is he just sitting on a chair?
I don't even know if I cleared that angle Alright, bro, relax.
I thought of the craziest idea, but it takes 100 % mind focus the entire game.
Okay, I am also gonna do an idea that I think we might have the exact same idea for some reason.I have - There's no way you're doing what I - Wait, where are you?Are you doing what I'm doing?
But I'm gonna try - I'm gonna try something else, though.
Here's what I'm thinking, though, is...It's definitely gonna be risky.Wait, I gotta clear that one.
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Get started freeHold on, hold on, hold on.Prison of Mr. Sheriff, that's a funny bit.Me, bro.
So donkey, where you at?Yeah, I like how this is just your default though, but shit doesn't work Commit bro commit.
All right, you're right.Well, I gotta do it later though.No, you're gonna do it now What is he doing now?No, I gotta do it later.I have to do it later.I'm gonna go check on Sylvie He's good.
So he's in a good spot.It is a good spot.I was donkey.Where would I be?Honestly, I'm not even proud of this spot.I accidentally had a situation that happened.
Did you move?Oh my god, he moved.
I slipped.Bro, I think I'm just gonna sit in the corner and farm clips by hitting the vine boom when necessary.Like when you run by him, and like it was really obvious, I'll play a vine boom like it's one of those videos.
Right, okay, come on.
bruh okay what you mean i got a spot on my ass there we go what you mean how how boom i do a lot of boom if i'm not yeah do do hot and cold booms bro is that a hot boom you are missing him bro oh my god how much boom sorry i ain't hear no boom yeah you may look at him he was messing with you he's confusing me bro come on yo give him a whistle he must be are you are you paper in a trash can Why don't you just stand in a 360 and whenever you turn to the right, okay, he's gone shop.Oh, well, wow, he just went directly to me Wait, what?
Oh, you knowNo one's over there dog I've been fucking with you the whole time bro doc you whistled in no I can't you got a whistle you got a whistle actually I'm not done yet Oh It's okay, I don't need to be done.
Dude, I feel like I'm hiding from someone specific.What are you talking about?I - I meant like, your mustache gives off certain vibes.Who?No one.Like the sheriff in a movie that's like, hey, I'm the bad guy.
Are you in this room?Be real.How long does it be safe?If I was in that room, I would whistle.Here I go.Ready?
1, 2, 3, whistle.
Where you at, little fella?Wait, what?
Bro.That was right here!Yeah, you literally like landed on him, yeah.You getting clipped and put on the internet, lil bro.The vine boom is really helpful.Bullshit, bro, you - Welcome editor, you don't gotta do much to that one, the vine boom's already there.
What did I do?I actually - Shut the hell up, brick.Okay.Brick.I give up on that.Who is not invited to my birthday party?
Yo!Yo, yo, yo, yo, what?Oh my god.
Oh my - I'm gonna run, I'm gonna find a new diner, and then we're gonna have dinner.
This is insane this I win it's over crazy.
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Get started freeWhat do you mean you we win we wait wait wait how'd you get you?
Just got it perfect.Yeah, it's the other one.
It's the other one Look at him he's poking Wait, no, I'm not so we can see it.I'm not Wait, why we gotta wait, I think I see your dude.It just made me start poking it out.No, no, it's fine.
I'm good.I'm good I'm good at the low shoulder uniform on bro Let's come back up the steps everybody be ready I got the vine boom ready boys.I got a vine boom ready.I got a vine boom ready Actually, I shouldn't pull out the forbidden sound yo, I like that one Take the next two minutes off little lock -in Oh, bro, bro, so if y 'all be honest dog you is not finding any of us this round, bro Like it's actually crazy how good of spots we have already because y 'all got y 'all get this new tech We did we did get new techso we just sent me a tick tock today that said worst spots on metric chameleon and it was his video here you know what i'm gonna point i'm gonna paint an r on myself because that's what you like to do dude it's not gonna even matter so we there's the r actually i'm gonna do something else that ain't me on him just in case You'd never know.
He looks at you.
Should we give him a hint?I'm not even gonna lie, this whistle is helping nothing right now.What kind of nonsense.
Okay, so we think about it.
If you break it down.
What, fuck you mean thing?Fuck you mean thing?I was about to help you out.
I was about to help you out.
I was about to help you out.Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.No, no.
Don't turn into Dobby.Y 'all done cracked the code.
Did you see it?Oh my god, she's running so be close right.Yeah, no.
I'm gonna come to your house and...
Okay, let's do 21 questions.Okay.So we start asking questions.Yeah, ask questions.
Are you in this room?Yes.Yes.Yeah.
Two of us are.Well, no.
Are you above the lights?No.Are you above the lights?No.
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Get started freeWell...No.Well...No.What lights are you talking about?Beach lights.
Beach lights.No.No, we're not.No, we're not above those lights.Where are you?You can't ask that.
That's not a good question.
I can ask that.That's a fine question.That's not a good question.
Another question.
Are you painted one color?Yes.Where are you?
Ask more questions quick.These questions aren't fucking helping me.That doesn't solve my problem.You got to ask more.You got to ask more.I think this is my best spot yet.
Let me check on the other guy I gotta check y 'all out.
I think This is hard when you're the seeker.Yeah, I mean you actually cooked bro.You actually cooked did I yeah, I'm looking far You got it good.I'm gonna come fuck that up for you.
Don't Yeah, you're a slut.
Yeah, wait, we're we're and bail sweating This is why I got the bulletproof vest on because just in case dog In your spot, but in a less profound way.No, I saw Smitty too What what for all the viewers that said hey, he was right there.Yeah, I saw him bro Wow, you're a piece of shitIf Smitty was copying you.Are you stupid as fuck or what?
You can't be real!
He might just be a better drawer than you.Yeah, bro, he's better at drawing than me.That's what he did.All right, Smitty.
Yeah.
I got I got seven questions.Number one.Are you doing the same thing as Yummy?Yes or no?No.Number two.
You are so close because I'm getting so many points.
What does spruce you have that setting on dumb viewers?How many times did your viewers see me bro?How many times?I can't imagine bro.
I was literally doing this Kill that little guy Smitty finally dead So be did you know in the newest update if you press one it makes you invisible?So you're actually not going to show me that way.
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Get started freeIt's actually not even...
This is the most Sobey spot I think I've ever seen, bro.Okay, so he's hiding behind like a log or something.
And he's like almost...He's in an unshootable spot where there's no visual...
Don't worry, Sobey, I got it.
Yeah, no, dude, I'm actually cutting off all circulation to my ears.Oh, you're dead.You actually just lost your life, man.You're dead because I have the keen eyes of a hawk ear.
His face when he turned around.
So I'll be Whistle again.I'm not gonna do that because if I do that, you're probably gonna find me.Nah, you'll be fine.
He hasn't found you yet, sure.
What?That's in my head.You under this chair.It's impossible bro.Okay if it's impossible then why is he doing it?I'm sorry.
Hey, okay.Okay.Okay.Give me seven seven hints right now I'm nearby.
I'm in a room.I'm on the map.I'm playing Mecca chameleon.
I'm in the disco Wait guys have a crazy idea what we need to work together though.
All right, we can do it No, you come do what I'm doing.This is gonna be the hardest thing in the world Which color bro the color takes minis, I mean you guys gotta lock it.Oh, I see.I see.Okay.Okay.
I do it No, but look at the thing like like my my thing.You see the my thing my one thing.
Oh, yeah I think guys I think we could probably work.
We are not whistling what?This might be our best work yet, it is our best work yet No, we're not those.
No, we're not his balls, bro.I just had to check.I thought you were his nuts.
We are not his nuts.Dude, I'm not even paying my editor for this video, by the way.
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Get started freeI moved to the other one when you shot the second time.Yeah, yeah, and I did too.I'm demoting a lot, and I'm dodging all the bullets.
I think you're lying.You only did a backflip just there.You missed it, though, because I did eight emotes.
Yo, he actually got it here, how did you get in here?
I know when Smitty's fucking trolling Wait, wait, wait people are saying peak spot Understand it.
Do you see the counter though?So be you've looked at me so much compared to them.Yeah, you've looked at us a lot, bro I'm not gonna lie.I don't know why you're confused Astronomically more than nice is yo chat lighten you up right now.
I give you permission to look let me check bro.
I saw them.There's no way it's gonna be
so mad when he finds them Like what the fuck bro bing bong the bing bong statues all the bing bongs It started with an idea and then it became a movement Y 'all better not be me bruh, I'm gonna kill you off rip if I see any of my children run around I'm blasting him.
Did he draw himself as a bing bong?Yeah, bro.Ask me if I'm bing bong.I'm bing bong.
That's it.
That's it right there Okay now face me like let's cross legs Okay, there's no more bing bong You better turn into a fuse real quick and blow this place is smithereens.
Where's uh, where's yummy?
No, no, no, I'll drop by.I actually won't find him.I'll take you right to him.Just give me a couple minutes.Don't do that!I'm a little slow at the moment.
I'm taking you there.
What do you mean, bro?He is slowly making his way towards your direction.No, don't, don't.Smitty, you gotta kill him.Smitty, it's not fair.You gotta kill him.
I will continue the journey myself.
Good luck, bro.He's practically invisible when it comes to the human eye.Yeah, bro.You can't see me, bro.
Oh, shit.You done messed it all up.Did you fuck it up?
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Get started freeDid you fuck it up?No, no, no.Yeah, you fucked it up.Where are you?
Yeah, bro, you got a color under there Wow, no, but like this like over and I like this no, that's the wrong color Yeah, but look at the you see if you look from the no.All right Yeah, yeah from there cuz if I was Smitty I'd be like honestly bro, I On a scale from 1 to what the fuck, what are we takin'?I think the legs need a little preparation.I think the legs need a little preparation.
I think you're good.Like, I think you're chillin'.I think it's fine, bro.
Just to let you know, Sylvie did this.You're so evil.I did see him circle them with my camera movement, and then Sylvie said that shit and said, I'm gonna kill him.That's crazy, bro.You belong in hell, man.Dude, I kinda got a killer spot, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, I gotta go crazy on this.This is insane, actually, that I'm doing this.
So be w it's no it's just don't lie to me It's in the love of the game.
Absolutely.It is.
All right, let me see the boys.
Yeah You know what?So be from afar.That's not horrible.I would I was it's ass Yeah, you are not finding donkey either.Okay.Yeah, this is kind of insane.
Why is bro?Wait, we're so we go infinite.
Oh my gosh, he's killing I Upgraded mine a bit boys check it out Doc you whistle I didn't even check where he was.
Where's my spot so out of the game that you can ask me to whistle and I'll whistle Really?
Yeah, you're cheating.
Yeah, it's pretty cheap.I won't even lie if you find me I wouldn't Just so bad You feel bad.Yeah, I feel horrible.
Oh my god, Donkey.Donkey, that shit is fucking stupid, dude.
Yeah.Yeah, it's better.
There he goes.
Where is he going?
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Get started freeNot up there.No one is up there.No one is up there.
Y 'all should have been.I'm gonna come up here.All right.Okay.You shouldn't have said that out loud, dude.He's in that tree, bro.
Yeah, but where?
I just can't see him.
Try to airstrike him, bro.
How are you missing this much?
Could you imagine?
Just like trickshotting.Just trying to trick swat, knack swat me, bro.Okay.
Bing Bong killed somebody.There's a tragedy that's happened in the airport, bro.Bing Bong killed a dude.Is that part of the map?
He's dead.I think that is.Guys, I heard him whistle five times.What do you mean, is that a part of the map?
Maybe I'm somewhere else, though.Wait, I'm not on it, dude.Your voice just went up 500.You can blame Donkey for being host.Look at the blood!Oh my god, look what you left on his face, dude.
Holy shit!What if he's in a bulletproof truck?Did I just shoot him okay?Yo whistle bro, I'm right here In order to in order to find him you have to sink a bucket wait What the fuck is basketball look like that one two three where you at?
It's like a peeled orange Please don't Now you could nah, that's cheating that's cheating your ass is garbage.
I'm sorry.I don't mean that Nah.I'm trying to - Nah.Nah, bruh.Nah, bruh.You ain't gonna do that.
You ain't gonna - Nah, bruh.
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay, so we - yeah, you - yeah, that's good!Yeah, you see what I'm going for?
You see what I'm going for?I do.I do.Fuck you.Fuck with me, dude.As some of you are aware.
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Get started freeWhat's up is as many right?
Not just one.
Just in case, just in case he was like this, you know, just in case, you know, he was like that.
Better watch it.
Oh my god, you had a second chance, bro!Yo!Yo!Yeah, that's not legal, boy.
I'll move.
Proceeds to not move at all.
Alright, I'll move, I'll move.You're such a bum, bro.Give me seven hints.Okay.White.Wall.
Moving.Currently.
Does he know?Do we know?I know.
Oh, there's one second chance!I just started my recording at this post
Hold on We could make some with this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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