My BIGGEST Pack Opening Ever

Without further ado, our biggest pack opening in Jinx-y Channel history. We have been saving these packs for six months. We just spent 220,000 of our last renown on 50 more alpha packs. All in all, this is gonna be a 200 pack opening. If I don't get Gager Black Ice today, I'm quitting the game!

First and foremost, we are gonna start off with the newest packs in the game The newest packs in Rainbow Six Siege, the Black Ice packs Put the Jäger Black Ice in my ass Leondario I got the best Black ice on the worst gun Who in their right mind would use Ying shotgun? I?

Literally got them. I got the I got the best black ice on the worst gun Shockey they convert a five and put it inside me. Shockey. So, let me get this straight. I got two colored black ices on two guns. I'm never gonna use in my life Ladies and gentlemen That is the worst possible start we could have had but it's okay because I jinx II have 200 facts Pink is the rarest 10% drop rate for real season

All right. Now let's get to ripping. Delta packs, I forgot what these have. I think these have good stuff. Okay, maybe I was wrong. Ungrateful, it's not ungrateful. I'm never gonna use those guns in my life. It's not ungrateful. I'm never gonna use those guns in my life.

It's not ungrateful. Epic, put your hand on your tip and start stroking it out at a medium pace.

Oh, no.

Really good start though. Chad, really, really, really good start. Okay, guys, that's a good sign you know what that means that means there's blood in the water chat listen listen I'm like a shark that means there's blood in the water if I already got a black ice on my first epic that means we're on a hot streak just

give me a your black eyes the things I would do for Jaeger Black Ice Chat. I'm not doing a Johnson pack until we get into the alphas. Unless I could put my tip on it right now. Fuck it. I'm putting my cock on it.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I'm putting my cock right on it Ladies and gentlemen, my flaccid penis is on the tip of my controller right now That is shit y'all that is shit That is shit. It's okay. It's okay. Well, we have we have more Johnson packs coming J Rod, I think I'm gonna cheer one J. Rod J. Rod bend me over a table and cream pie inside of me

Ryan with the tier 1 W Ryan. Lot of greens, lot of greens. It's okay, listen. Delta pack error. An error occurred while retrieving a duplicate reward. You will still receive her now. What? They didn't give me a pack

The fuck does that mean now think of a friend All right, we're cooling down a little bit it's not it's not wait we're heating back up guys I know it's a duplicate but that's two black ices I don't know I can feel it chat Bernard back yes or no Bernard back yes or no what is this I don't know, I don't know, it's off to a shaky start. I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know.

I'm not as horny as I was. I'm losing my boner. Dude, I'm kind of slowly losing my erection here.

Nevermind.

It's back.

Okay, Bernard is going to be opening this one. Bernard, pick up the phone! Nevermind, it's back.

Okay Bernard is gonna be opening this one.

Bernard pick up the phone!

Pick up the phone baby.

I know you're home baby.

It's lit!

Bernard, would you like to open a Delta pack for me?

It's purple.

Oh I'm absolutely ready, virtually speaking.

Let's rip that purple open and hope for that black ice magic

You've got this let's go for that luck Bernard. I just need you to say the word

All right, my friend the word is open. Let's see what's waiting behind that pack

Bernard I just got Jaeger Black Ice.

No way! That's the dream drop. Jaeger Black Ice is yours. I knew today had that special energy. Huge congrats. Enjoy flexing it in style.

Uh, Bernard, it was a duplicate headgear.

Ah, the classic duplicate heartbreak.

Well, at least you've got some renown out of it.

SHUT UP!

It's proof that black...

It's okay, the Delta Packs are realistically our worst chance, alright? It's okay, we still have 200 alpha fact everybody lock in all right now it's time last last Delta last Delta Here we go. The moment of truth. Zero, zero, zero. We have 155 Alpha packs.

Now, we have two types of Alpha packs. We have the OG Alpha packs and the Year 11 Alpha packs. Luckily for us, Jaeger Black Ice is available in both of these packs. Luckily for us, Jaeger Black Ice is available in both of these packs. Today could be the end of a four year journey. Alright? That is, I'm not kidding when I say this, I don't think we could have got off to a worse start.

The symbolism of this fucking, fucking charm. Y'all don't understand how deep the lore runs. This is the, this is like. Oh

Alright, I don't know what's happening. We're only getting great. Oh

My god, just let it be right now. Let it be right now. Let it be right now

They're hitting at it They're hitting at it They're hitting at it

guys The symbolism is absolutely incredible right now The symbolism is absolutely incredible right now this is amazing symbolism it's a relax relax relax we have a lot of packs left everybody just stay calm oh my god fart on me Yo, I...

She's six. Hibana's thirty. What do you mean she's six? What do you mean she's six? She's 30!

All right, I think I've opened 20 greens in a row. All right!

I just came in my pants. I can feel it. All of the blood is rushing to the tip of my cock. end of a seven year long journey.

One of the chat, if you have an erection. Back to back, back to back back to back

today's the day today's the day it's like fishing when you keep catching like trout you know you're gonna catch a snook hear me out bro I've caught caught I've caught... Caught... I've packed three black ices, guys.

Three. If you're not horny, get horny! If your girlfriend thinks you're a no-good, lousy piece of garbage, Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!

I'm telling you, we got a shot here.

We got a legitimate shot.

There's a legitimate chance. We got a legitimate shot. There's a legitimate chance

Trust me. Trust me

Milk my titties Chat, by the way, a little bit of an Attack on Titan update. Like bro, chat, I'm learning about the lore of like, the, like, I can't really say it without spoiling it. Like I'm learning the backstory of Grisha like bro, I literally have a boner every time I watch Attack on Titan Like it is the maybe the best show I've ever watched besides maybe Death Note What episode I'm not gonna spoil I'm on episode I think 57 58 58

He's new here He's new that's not the og rubber ducky He's new no because I would have got a duplicate this one's new Wait what This is new this is new Chad this is new

this is new.

Oklahoma he's back! He makes his way into every back opening!

It might be GG's, yeah, but you're thinking like a coward. It's not GG's.

Brother, most people quit right before they win.

Most people quit right before they win, bro. We're not giving it up up do not apply that mindset to gambling please yeah that's the only place i don't want you to apply that mindset

titties

i will no don't i said don't all right why did i keep getting greens what am I doing wrong? This one feels different. I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. It was the way it opened. Did you hear how it sounded?

It was the sound cues. Put the Jaeger black ice in my ass

That's actually a comp ass headgear, but I already have it

Chat it's so hard. I don't know. I just can't get it guys. I have a theory bro. I have a theory. It's the CIA. No, listen, it's the CIA. Because chat, I think Ubisoft contacted the Federal Bureau of Intelligence and implanted my account with not having the capability of packing gang or black guys. I'm being serious, bro. I'm like dokes Chat because how do you open thousands of packs over the course of like eight years and never get one scan? I'm just saying chat. Let's let's open up our mind a little bit.

Malina think about what you want. God IQ is so fine. I forgot even where I am. Bro IQ with the messy bun on the... Bro, hold up. I got the exact uniform too. Yep, right here.

Right here, yep, right here.

Gotcha, right here.

Add this to the goon files.

Back to the packs, let's go. Back to the packs. We got 117 to go.

117 to go, y'all.

And we'll never be royal.

You could call me Queen Bee. And baby, I'll rule, I'll rule.

Rule bigger than five gifts at a- Baby our room room bigger divide get it And let me live that fantasy cane they give it a five gifted cane plant one in my

Presage can like a Chat I think our best bet is the year 11 once

I'm not even gonna hold you. I think our best bet is the year 11 ones. I'm not even gonna hold you. I think our best bet is year 11, guys. I think our best bet is year 11, guys. Duplicate what? Rube with the five gifted, Rube bend me over a table. Bro I just want to kick black

Yeah, here you think of it if I get to it Chat why is it so hard?

Windows take over the five gifts in oh you know what let's start doing to this wait oh no sorry I can't sorry I think like legitimately this is our best chance y'all I'm being deadass it's not a duplicate it's not a duplicate it's not a duplicate it's not a duplicate it's not a duplicate it's not a duplicate it's not a duplicate. It's not a duplicate. Okay. In a short 15 minutes, we have packed four black ices. Tier 3 unlocked, Alpha Collector.

Yeah, okay.

That's just another way of digging at me there. It's not a duplicate. So bro, we've got it in...

Four?

Four black ices in 15 minutes. Not bad, concentrate. Put all of the energy in my penis into my brain. of Bravo 6, go and dock. Ah!

Bravo six, go and dock.

Chat, like, who in the chat has Jager black ice? And did him get it from the marketplace? Who in the chat packed Jager black ice? Type me if you did. Bro bro y'all are liars there's no way all of you guys got it besides me why am I just incapable of getting this skin why why didn't Ron just type me Ron you're like level 5! Chat, speaking of Ron, I have to make the teams and the bracket for that streamer tournament today. It's in 3 days and I haven't even made a single team.

I'm slacking. Guys, I don't know man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I can't. I can't. I'm not capable. I'm not chosen. I'm not one of the chosen ones. Yep. Oh wow. So Chad, do you want to know, you know, you want to know, you want to know what they call a statistical anomaly? I have packed Jaeger Blackeyes shotgun a statistical anomaly I have packed Jaeger black eyes shotgun six times I've packed Jaeger black eyes primary zero times

That is nothing short of a statistical anomaly Literally I have packed Jaeger black eyes shotgun

six times

Like how do you even do that? Okay, now all bullshit aside, she could manipulate me, gaslight me, ruin my life, burn my house down, cheat on me 5,000 times, and use my face as a toilet. Azami is top 1 baddest character in this game. Chat let's get the retweets rolling. Guys Azami is top one baddest character in

the game. Ero the divide gifted. I can't do it. I can't, I'm sorry.

Guys, I tried. Like, I saved up packs for six months!

We're calling this a legendary. Keep buying more? Wait you're right! If I can get my renown to 220, I'll be able to buy 50 more. And I will be able to. Oh my god, today's the day! Don't give up!

And let me live that fantasy and let me lick those ass cheeks My grandma and grandpa packed Jaeger black ice yesterday vertex, I don't know if you think I'm like a toddler I'm not falling for that Which I just need 180 bro will easily get there chat 180 Temporal easily get there chat 180 Tempo easily get there Speed up the stream. I got places to be shut the fuck up God, that's annoying

Speed up the stream shut the fuck up Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay? Dude, you know what chat? If we don't get Jaeger Black Ice, let's just rip CS cases. Are they even called that? Like, what are they called? Crates?

I- Hi guys, do I have the game downloaded? Because I might get on it today. I'm not even kidding.

I'm going to be a level zero with like a knife worth a grand.

All right guys, we're officially out of the OG alpha packs, which means the only thing we have left is the year 11 alpha packs. We have 68 of these. Once we run out of these 68, I'll be able to buy the other ones it's time to lock in it's time to lock in time to lock in on the

cock Chat just focus I don't know. I feel like

All bullshit aside like I feel like if I pack the egg or black ice like I could actually die happy

Do you know what I'm saying? Like it's actually that deep

Brother, this has been an ongoing challenge

Shit on me. This has been an ongoing challenge for like eight years guys

Roid rage. I'm not on roids. I don't even I don't even I look like a chud. I don't even look like I'm on roids

Don't type retweet What is this?

Why do I kind of like it too?

Tiger costume?

Why do I kind of like it? Yeah, why do I kind of like it?

Furry.

I'm not a furry. I'm not a furry. Chat if I was a furry would you guys care? If I did a furry stream? Chat if I did a furry stream would you guys care? No.

I would like you, wait, what? Yes, no.

Yes.

Chat, but what if I had like a cat tail?

And a manamona.

Dude, chat, I have a mythical high school memory. I'll never forget this girl in my life. There was a girl, I'm not gonna say her name, but it started with L. She had like contacts that were like red, so it looked like she had red eyes. Um, and she wore like a gigantic cat tail and lit, I swear to god I'm not kidding, hissed at people in the hall to god I'm not kidding hiss that people in the hallways I am not kidding she literally had a full-on cat tail with red contacts

and hiss that people in the hallways that was the most aura I've ever felt in my life she would hiss at why I have no idea bro. You're into that. I'm really not bro. No, but like dude, that's the thing about high school bro. It's like things like that just really only happen in high school.

Cause bro in high school, everybody's just losing their mind and like nobody has an identity of themselves yet.

You know what I'm saying?

Chat, when I was in high school, I had a one inch cock up until like my junior year. Chat, when I was in high school, I was a four foot, bro, I was a four foot, bro, I was a four foot 10 freshman, guys. My sophomore year, I was five two.

I was tiny. You still do. I don't still have a one inch cock! It's like four inches. But I don't still have a one incher. Bro, when I was in high school, I was literally tiny, guys.

Like, freshman year, I was in high school I was literally tiny guys. Like freshman year I was like 4'10, sophomore year I was 5'2, junior year, summer I did shoot up though. Like sophomore year, summer I was like 5'9. And now I'm like 6'3. And now I'm like 6'3. I would definitely bitch you in high school what does that even mean

what does that even mean you would bully me chat bro could you imagine being six foot like it's such a perfect height bro I wish I was six foot doja I think I'm like 5'10". Chat, anybody 6 foot in the chat? Anybody 6 foot? Me, me, yup, me, me.

Y'all are not all 6 foot! There's no way the whole chat is 6 foot! By the way, I haven't packed a purple in an hour! God! I'm just running through packs!

I haven't packed a purple in an hour. I haven't packed a purple in an hour.

I haven't packed a purple in an hour. What's happening?

All right! What the fuck is this? Oh my god! Three greens in a row!

Four greens in a row!

Not bad! It's a...

It's a...

It's a...

It's a... FOUR REGENERAL! Not bad! IT'S A DUPLICATE! I can't get shit. Wait, how many- how many Renown do we need for 50 more? How many Renown do we need for 50 more? more highlights my cortisol fine shut up

high vibes my cortisol is completely in check bro I'm inering it and figuring out if it's trying to send me a message Track two fingers Okay, it's getting a little more receptive to two fingers I don't This is getting interesting It's kind of speaking to me. Let me try three.

This might be Jaeger Black Ice. I'm not even kidding.

I HATE THIS GAME! I'll be back in 15 seconds. Good God

Why are people typing leaked I what is leaked I don't understand what is leaked what is the leak? Three inches? Two inch? Chat I know it's not my leak chat because I've never taken a picture of my penis because I've never taken a picture of my penis I've never taken a picture of my cock. Why because I don't shave and it looks weird So it's not my leak what is the leak What is the leak I don't know what is happening

One inch yeah, okay, bro. Yeah See by the time no you're lying because I'm literally four inches I'm four inches hard so that's how I know you're lying Chad I thought about it bro. I've always wondered like how people have seven inch wieners I feel like it's so it's like you know i'm kind of glad i got a four incher because i feel like if you have a seven inch penis it's just it's so much work bro it's so much meat to carry around four inches bro i'm like quick i'm tactical i made it i'm out i'm ready to buy out somebody in the chat just said 8incher over here, you're so cool dude.

This guy literally in the chat types 8incher over here. Congratulations bro. There's probably like thousands of minors in the chat, so congratulations bro. You must feel like the coolest guy in the room right now. Oh

It's not possible Chat it's not possible, bro. I can't three incher here. Shout out to you, bro chat, there's nothing wrong with having a three-inch penis bro a lot of people will try to gaslight you and tell you bro there's nothing wrong with that

guys listen it's less meat to carry around you're probably gonna bust quicker it means you spend less time schooning um nothing wrong with having a three-incher chat don't ever let somebody tell you there's something wrong with having a little penis bro. It's not about the size of your penis it is about the size of your heart. Alright? It doesn't matter how big your penis is bro it's about the size of your heart. It's about how good of a person you are dude. That's what it's's about chat it's about the size of your heart guys small dick big dreams exactly bro small dick big dreams

telling you bro i'm telling you where are the epics at as i said it you just gotta demand it i demand jaeger black ice I DEMAND JAEGER BLACK ICE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! It's like a Tron legacy helmet All right, we have 50 more packs that's it 50 more packs last chance 50 more packs Is that why you're single? I'm not single! Bro chat, I've had a girlfriend for like 5 months bro.

8 months. Bro I just don't, I don't leak it bro. Chat I've had a girlfriend for like 8 months bro. I just don't I don't leak it bro. I had a girlfriend like eight months guys Don't you dare type cat? Why can't y'all believe me though, it's actually like kind of disrespectful Why can't y'all even just play along as soon as I say that the whole chat types cat

Like chat, I had a girlfriend eight months Bonnie blue. Yo AI doesn't count All right, we are on our last 50 packs, let's actually lock in I don't know today has been a whirlwind

How many black guys did we actually get we got one black guys Like that wasn't a duplicate that wasn't a duplicate

Dude imagine back shots with gridlock. Sweet mother of Neptune. But I'd probably break a leg but it would be so peak for like 20 seconds. I don't know, I'm incapable. I'm incapable of getting black eyes guys. I'm incapable of getting black ice guys I'm incapable of getting black ice guys. I quit I quit I quit No, I don't come on

Top glances rainbow 6c to be South Montreal. I'm level 1413 in your game. I have 30,000 hours across all of my accounts in your game. I deserve this, all right? The funny thing is, that's like one of the best black ices in the game, but I already have it. And guess what?

I've packed that 11 times. That's the part about Jaeger that's literally a statistical. It's a statistical fucking anomaly. Because I've packed all of these other Black I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna vomit! The first time I ever masturbated was to the Nicki Minaj Anaconda music video when I was 13 years old in my sixth grade summer heading into seventh grade. I shot three blanks and never jerked off again for two years because it scared the shit out of me.

I thought if you did a confession you would pack something. I'm not even kidding. I thought if you did a confession you would pack something

Back-to-back purples. Wait a minute. We're kind of cooking now. Wait, we're no, hold up. We're kind of cooking Hold up duplicate but listen

Right now We're heating up cuz that's another one hold up wait a minute Oklahoma see Oklahoma's a bad sign that's not the one you want to pack in here dude let me get one more epic and we're running hot.

FUCK!

No chat, after I shot blanks in my bed, I'll never forget it. After I shot three blanks in my bed, I literally thought I was gonna die for like two minutes. This was the first time I ever jerked off not telling a single lie. I Finished gooning said of Nicki Minaj at a condom music video and I shot three blanks It was the weirdest feeling ever check y'all never the first time you ever bust I shot three blanks and I literally thought I was gonna die cuz my heart was like beating and

Then I went to sleep and I didn't goon for two years after that because I was scared I'm telling you this is the most ball knowledge thing ever the first time you ever goon is literally terrifying literally literally terrifying bro it is the if you shoot blanks it is terrifying

Can I get an epic I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm cursed. I'm cursed. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, it's sippin' Lee slow. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Eenie meenie miney mo.

So, Ubisoft, legitimate question. Why do y'all have 15 different variants of a fucking rubber ducky? Are you guys like the final bosses of Ragebait?

No one wants these goddamn tarps! of a fucking rubber ducky. Are you guys like the final bosses of Ragebait?

No one wants these goddamn charms. Like, like, they have like 15 variants of this. No one wants them. Such a Ragebait ass charm. So chat, after this this should we do CS, crates, or FIFA packs? Run a poll. I've never played CS!

Never played CS in my life never oh my god how does every back opening go exactly the same VOTE IN THE POLL! STOP TYPING VOTE IN THE POLL! CAST YOUR VOTE! How about drink a beer? It's 4pm. Let's not have a watch here.

It's 4pm on a Thursday. I'm not drinking a beer. Fether further I have some boundaries chat vote in the poll or forever hold your peace please it's 4 p.m. on a Thursday I'm not drinking bro. I'm literally getting a coffee right now. I'm not drinking you psycho Green green green green green green green green giant Is this not insane?

Like chat, when you watch this, is this not insane? Green, green, green, green, green, blue, purple, but it's a duplicate. Green, green, green, green green green blue purple but it's a duplicate green green green green green green purple it's a duplicate green green green green green legendary it's a duplicate green green green green blue green green green

green green green green green green purple duplicate Duplicate. All right, HOW MANY RUBBER DUCKIES DO Y'ALL GOT?! FUCK!

Like, oh my god, I'd rather get a green! This is legitimately our last chance. We have three packs left. If this isn't Jaeger Black Ice, we're not getting it. Thanks for the renown. So let's get this straight. I lost renown and lost packs, but they're fulfilling me with the illusion of duplicate

acquired plus 2400 renown. Aren't alpha packs like 4500 renown? Wait, wait, I just realized something. If you pack anything besides a legendary, you lose renown. Like any duplicate you lose renown, even epics you lose renown. Alpha packs are 5k. Bro, if you get an epic you get 24k. What the fuck neurons activating my neurons always activate chat come on well guys and then there was 47,000 were down how much packs can we actually get

from this 5 10 all right guys the last 10 packs. I mean, this would be literally cinema. This would be cinema.

I can't keep a straight face. No dear, I'm not kidding. I'm sick of the chase.

I can feel my head still spinning. Digging my own grave. Thinking about the chase. I can feel my head still spinning. Digging my own grave.

Thinking about all of...

Alright.

Was- Am I tripping or was that SIX SCREENS? IN A ROW?! I JUST SPENT FIFTY THOUSAND RENOWN!

Do you remember how many games that takes? Do you realize how many games that takes? OH MY GOD Five greens in a row. It was five in a row. Five greens in a row.

If this is a rubber ducky, I'm shutting off my Xbox. Swear to God.

Thank you. Because then it's just fucking rage bait buy more you're a billionaire first off not a billionaire second you can't buy more listen listen listen listen the only way to buy packs is run out the only way to get for now is to play the game you can't just bought bro if I could buy out the packs I'd have 10,000 out the backs you can't you have to play this took six months I'm lying. I'm lying. Why the I'm lying. I'm lying. Why the **** would I lie about that?

**** would I lie about that? Ever. Why would I lie about Ever. Why would I lie about that? You can't buy Alpha Packs. that. You can't buy Alpha Packs. We have enough for two more packs. Two more. We're just gonna run this Renown until it's fucking empty. You're buying them right now.

Are you fucking braindead? I understand I can buy them with Renown. What I'm saying to you is you can't spend money on alpha packs. You have to play the game to get renown and then you spend the renown on the packs. A literal infant could figure this out. You can't just spend money on alpha packs. If that was the case everyone

would have everything

And that's it and then it was over

200 alpha packs and what do we have to show for it? Let's check our latest. This is the only thing we packed. In two- in 200 packs. 200 alpha packs and what do we have to show for it? Let's check our latest. This is the only thing we packed. In two- in 200 packs. Hi guys, load up CSGO.