My Customers Are Always Complaining… (Supermarket Sim Episode 2)

You already know what time it is though, chat. Day 2 at the new grocery store that we haven't decided. Low key, I don't know if Tim's name ain't got enough aura for that. Tim's Grocery? I don't know, chat. What y'all think?

We're gonna have to figure out another name for it.

Dolores?

I don't know. We need to be thinking though, chat. Cause once we upgrade this thing, we're gonna be able to name it something. So we're going to have to think of something. Lock in in chat. Day 2.

Yeah.

Y'all already typing kiddie mark. We're going to figure it out. Day 2 chat. What happened? We didn't make no money and I have a lawsuit pending because I hit a customer in the face with a baseball bat. to I'm in a good mood today though. That's gonna run you $17.

Thank you. Who's she think? Who who she think who she think what she think this is a easy mark 24-7 easy mark or something all right how we do again oh yeah 183 we got three hundred thirty four dollars in our bank account look here let's check the prices on everything real quick let's make sure the price is all good The prices went down on that you hate to see it, so we're gonna break the bread price We're gonna bring the bread price to $4 it is what it is

Do all what's the old over overcharging for the old like crazy? We gonna bring the old he's checkouts kind of cute

Are you order some cheeky and get you see you ain't gonna be stinking like the rest of chat no more We're gonna keep that price there What's this price look like? Oh, we're getting scammed on this. Are you kidding me? I'm gonna go six dollars and 35 cents on this

Six dollars thirty five cents there. All right chat. Look our objective. $6.35 there. All right, chat, look, our objective, it says our objective right here is to purchase a product license using the computer. Now the problem with that is,

what'd I do?

What'd I do? What I do?

OH! I was scamming myself on this! BRUH!

I did it on the oil too? No way. Oh my goodness I fell off bad. Bruh. How can I can't run a business like this I'm over here making these rookie mistakes. Okay look it says they want us to buy a license look at this right market now where do we go management licenses bad news is this is $200 should we go ahead and do it chat low-key if we buy this license it gives us bottled water cheese coffee eggs milk and tea but we also got to have money left over for product I'm gonna do it. I did it gone. I did it gone. Let me check the bills real quick

Where the bills at? Bank, oh, no, I'll get that away from me. I can't it's too it's too tempting Where do I oh, no, I can't find out where to pay my bills darn Where do I oh no I can't find out where to pay my bills darn well looks like I can't pay oh I found it we only got a hundred dollars okay now the new objective is purchase a new section we can't do that yet I'm gonna order some product real quick before we go.

Rent? Where? I can't pay that right now. It is what it is. No, I can't pay the rent right now. I do, we ain't got the $40. Look, look how many, we can't pay that right now. It is what it is. No, I can't pay the rent right now. I do, we ain't got the $40.

Look, look how many problems, we can't run a whole, we can't run a business with this right now. I gotta buy products. The rent's gonna have to wait another day. They gonna have to come, he gonna have to come here and remind me to pay it.

I ain't paying it. Let's get some new items here. Let's get water. Oh I gotta put the water in a fridge? Oh no, I won't put no water in a fridge! Dude the coffees are $55 a pop! Dude everything that we need needs to be in the fridge besides the coffee and those are too expensive to buy right now. So here's what we're gonna do. I'm just gonna add everything that we already have

to the cart and we're just gonna restock on,

I ain't got no money.

25 cents. What do we have a lot of? We got a lot of bread. We don't need no bread. Let's take the bread off. Let's take the bread off and now we'll do this. Lord have mercy.

We got $14 in the bank chat. Let's go ahead and open up. I was going to restock before we open, so I have time to do that, but there ain't gonna be no customers for like two hours anyway.

Hey, our grocery's open. I hope y'all wanna come buy something from us. Best products in town.

I'm scared for this stuff.

I know I'm lying. I hear a lot to these people. I'm so messed up and lying to these people. Best products in the town.

I'm over here lying.

What time is it?

844, no customers.

We've been open chat.

We've been open for four.

Why didn't y'all tell me there was oil that we already had in stock. Hey, how you doing, sir? I like that Jimmy Neutron shirt. We, oh, you want some pasta? Okay, what you gonna make? Some shrimp Alfredo, chicken Alfredo? All right, that's gonna be 3.75

and you gave me exact change. Give me a kiss. Mwah, thank you, have a good night. Thank you so much. How you doing, ma'am? Thanks for choosing our grocery that we don't have a name for yet. We gonna get that You restock that pasta real quick, excuse me, sir, excuse me. Thank you getting that pasta restocked real quick. There we go

Oh, hey, how you doing? How y'all doing? You doing good man? Oh, that's a big old purchase. That's gonna run you 2275 Let's get you checked out real quick 22.75 have a good one how you doing sir? All right that's gonna run you 22 dollars even you have yourself a beautiful night. Couldn't find the coffee dark roast did I advertise that I had it? Do I got a dadgum sign on the window that says hey we sell coffee in here? Just because I bought the license don't mean I'm gonna guaranteed have it yet. What's he want me to do with $62 in my bank account what are these

customers expecting me how you doing man you doing good that's gonna run you 28 70 $28.70 you have yourself a beautiful night thank you so much how you doing sir oops sorry all right let's restock to see where I have the cereal at what a cereal what's he look Me when I asked the chat a question and looking for an answer and he's just sitting here doing this on an empty shelf. Excuse me, you see me sitting here stocking this stuff. Okay now it's just getting disrespectful.

I get it, I don't have the product. I mean it was funny the first time but I get it, I don't have the product y'all ain't gotta look for it. It ain't there I'm just trying to get the store off the ground y'all ain't gotta humiliate me like this. I'm gonna get the products for y'all just check 525 thank you have yourself a beautiful night couldn't find the coffee okay you sure didn't look for it hard enough though how you doing man thank you for the exact change you couldn't find the cheese okay that's funny you didn't see a fridge in here I ain't gonna find a cheese no free it how you doing sir you good? That's gonna be sick. You want the 75 cents? I

need the 75 cents. I really need it bad. And just because you gonna maybe give you this 75 cents back, guess what? My kids ain't gonna eat tonight. They're gonna be crying, Daddy, why can't we eat tonight? Because that man at the store didn't give me that 75 cent tip. Just as long as you can go to sleep knowing that, that's cool with me, have a good one sir, thank you. How you doing ma'am, you doing all right? That's gonna run you through. Biggest purchase ever.

This is officially our best customer ever. First $30 purchase ma'am, thank you so much. We're gonna have you balloons in here next time you come through. How you doing ma'am? All right, $13.

There you go. Have a good one. Appreciate that.

Wait a minute.

That was just you.

Okay.

Thank you, ma'am.

35.

The order's 14.25.

I'm gonna pay with a 50.

Yeah.

35.75. Thank you so much, ma'am. Y'all steady crying and complaining you can't find this or that. Just be appreciative I got anything in here because I don't have no money. Only reason I opened up this grocery store is to do a favor to y'all. I ain't even making no money doing this. This is only for y'all. Thank you, sir. $14.50. Thank you. How you doing, man? Every single customer is complaining. You going to complain too? Okay, I'm gonna go with the five. Everybody's complaining. Aka with the five, thank you.

75 cents.

14.

We fell off and this is only day three chat GG Or day day two I Can't scam that one penny. They won't let me scam the one penny. Are we are we serious? Thank you, sir. Thank you for the exact change. I appreciate that. Thank youall so much

Chathur ain't nothing like sitting here trying to do your job in every city just walk in and walk out

Why'd you close it? Wait, did I? Oh, I must have accidentally closed it. Yo, Conqueror with the five, thank you. Chat, should I buy a refrigerator section before we do an expansion? I feel like we need to. Are they going gonna come in hey the store

is open the sign just bugged out I'm about to take out a loan I hate to say it chat I'm about to take out a loan on everything I love I am won't you come buy some hey ma'am thank you so much for coming back you are our best customer ever you paid $30 thank you so much where'd that dude come from Was he in here the whole time?

Ma'am don't leave!

I won't get it in stock!

Ma'am please! Your store is dirty? You're dirty. Store literally is not dirty by the way. Where's, what there's a little bit, what there's some stuff on the windows? You happy now now you ain't shopping in here don't tell me my store's dirty when you ain't putting no

money into this place you really gonna sit here do this right in front of me when I'm trying to stock this stuff sir I see how it is need some cheeky for real what if I can sell that in here hold on I just threw that away by accident when I needed to stock it. The business is going under chat. I'm willing to sell somebody this business for $10,000 right now. No, no strings attached. You can buy this grocery with unlimited potential for only $10,000.

Who wants it for real? Serious inquiries only. Please. How you doing? Thank you. 15.75.

I appreciate that. I can't, sir, can I, can I vent to you for a minute? I don't feel good. Okay. Thank you, ma'am. 3.25.

Have a good one. Appreciate that. man 325 have a good one appreciate that with every I think literally every single person complained that they couldn't find we ain't got no money how much is a refrigerator gonna Too scunnered? Too scunnered? Sometimes in life you got to make decisions that you wouldn't think would be good. This $750 loan. I'm giving myself 20 days to pay this off. I think this can work out for us.

Remember the loan shark? He ain't here right now. He ain't here right now. He's out there in the ocean. We're going to the board We're going to the grocery store board of directors right here. Yo Kai with the TNW Kai with the TN. Thank you Vote. vote. Vote.

Okay, board of directors. Board of Directors is saying yes. It is what it is. We got to get this business started somehow and this is just going to be our ticket to getting this business started somehow and this is just gonna be our ticket to getting this business started we're gonna look back at this $750 loan that we're stressing about and be like man we I'm so glad we did that I just did it I did it let's spend this money wisely right here first things first I'm

getting us a double fridge. Oh, I gotta end the day first. Okay, let's see how we did today. Somebody said buy a car. Yay, total profit. That loan. The sugar went down. Oh my goodness, my sugar is about to go down about to pass out

Lord have mercy what is going on? I'm going $5 on the sugar. It is what it is Yo, Kai would another 10 W Kai would another 10. Thank you. Appreciate you Kai. Thank you All right. Let's order this fridge chat $375 gone. Let's set this up. And once we set this up, we'll be able to sell all the, um, the refrigerated products

that we, that we have.

Okay.

Let's put it like in the corner right here. Boom. We got a fridge section.

Okay. So let's buy. Boom, we got a fridge section, okay? So let's buy, let's get water,

cheese, eggs, milk. Let's just get all the new stuff actually. All the new stuff has been purchased. Boom, we're down to $500, it's over. Okay, let's put all the stuff in the fridge that needs to go in the fridge. We're gonna put the cheese right here. I low key could get another thing of cheese, huh? We could get double of everything so we got

plenty of stock. Do we go boom, ban the guy that just said pay rent. I ain't paying rent shut up we got waters and now we got some milk chat I can't afford to pay rent what do I look like taking out a loan to pay rent with it does that seem smart to y'all no okay I'm gonna order one more thing of cheese and one more thing of eggs real quick let your boy cook right now. One more thing of eggs, one more thing of cheese and what also we're gonna do, we're gonna get, we're gonna get, uh, get everything else restocked.

Boom! We got our product now. I might actually pay rent. Should I low-key pay rent, Chad? Hold up. Should I pay some rent?

What do you mean pay child support? Who said that? Child support? Okay, let's put this right here Boom chat, it's coming together. I know it's hideous right now I know it looks bad right now because because you know, we ain't got no money

Everything's looking bad right now, but I'm telling y'all this is coming together right here The moves that we are currently making at this very moment are gonna come back and they're gonna and they're gonna be paid off right Why can can I throw this okay there we go do the prices on the computer yo buster I ain't doing no prices right now but I will there we go boom yep I'm stressed I need a I need an employee. Please somebody come work for me

All right, we got some more egg action going yep Boom eggs

Chat y'all know I take good care of my employees There's no reason for y'all and for y'all to not want to come work here. I'm just gonna be real with y'all right now No reason

You just hate if you don't want to come work here. I'm just gonna be real with y'all right now. No reason. You

just hate if you don't want to come work here because you get great benefits. You get one day of vacation a year and you get paid $3 an hour and you got to work 10 hour days. I mean, come on, bro. Okay, everything is stocked. Let's get all the prices set real quick. First things first, I'm gonna go ahead, chat, I'm gonna go ahead. Rent, oh that's $60 in rent. Rent's paid. Let's do the pricing

Where the pricing at

Products where's the dadgum price and I was right there my bad

All right, the cereal market price. That's good. That's also good. This one's also good Yo, chesh, we bring the oil up to $6. That's low key a price gouge. No, no, I can't do that yet. We're not making enough profit on the susu sugar though. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go $5 and 25 cents on the sugar. That's a little risky, but it is what it is. Oh, I'm gonna go $3 on the bottles of water

boom

340 on this I'm gonna go $4 on the cheese That coffee so expensive. I'm gonna go live them on the coffee. Yeah Are we price gouging maybe is it worth it? Yes 450 on that we gonna go $3 on that. And on this, we gonna go, we gonna go $6.15.

Boom!

Right?

Perfect.

Greedy. Oh yeah, I'm so greedy. I'm just some business just getting out the trenches just trying to make it you call me greedy. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for you specifically actually. If you come shop with a, hey ma'am, good news for you specifically.

You're getting a premium customer discount. I'm gonna give you 2% off if you buy 500 or more dollars worth of product. Thank you so much, see it worked. It worked. It worked. Chat, call me crazy right here,

but do I just pay $300 on that loan right now?

No.

Let me chill, let me keep that money for now. Hey ma'am, you having a beautiful morning, me too.

Thanks for shopping.

That's gonna be 25.25. That's funny, 25.25, same number. Have a good one, thank you, ma'am. You just made it to where my kids can eat tonight. Ooh, those are all fresh products, fresh off the farm. I just, I actually got the chickens around back.

I just got them eggs from them chickens this morning. Last night there was a dadgum hawk that tried to get them, but I didn't let it happen. I hit it in the head with a two by four only so you could have those. What is that? Hello, what is that?

Pee?

I'm about to get scammed and I'm all for it. Wholesale offer. We sell one box of tea black do you want to buy?

Yeah, that's a deal. Who's selling me this?

Am I giving them all my information they're gonna come kill me? I accepted it. Anyway, thank you for buying the two dozen eggs, man. That's gonna be $9. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you Oh that T's got fit and all it is gonna kill everybody that shops here and I'm gonna get blamed for it Lord have mercy I can see it now You came all the way in here wasting my time

Breathing my air that I pay rent for to get you a bottle of water and you gonna pay with card you are pathetic sir get out you got you a little bottle of water so that's gonna be a big-boy order nevermind it's only $21.05 you broke won't you get your money up for you shopping here again but thank you have a good night how you doing man you doing good all right that's gonna be $28.25 $28. How you doing, man? You doing good? All right, that's gonna be 28 25

28 25 you have yourself a beautiful night, ma'am. How you doing, sir? That's gonna run you 22 25. There we go 2225 thank you. How you doing, ma'am? There we go. 16 25 boom. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you. What customers that why they constantly coming in here? Okay, let's get this uh, let's get this box of fentanyl laced tea and bring it inside Let's hope people buy it. I guess I mean, it was a discount. We had to do it. Chat, chat, we had to do it, buddy. It is what it is.

We gotta make our money back. Okay, 8.50, $8.50. You have yourself a beautiful night, sir. Thank you so much. How you doing? Ooh, two milks.

You like that milk action, huh? That's some good milk. We just got it out the cows just moaning they round back. Thank you. How you doing to cheese? You're so cheesy for that Oh, I got sharp pain in my chest.

Ooh. Ooh.

I'm back. Ooh, I'm back.

Wow.

I'm back.

Hey, okay, sorry about that. I almost had a heart attack. You see that?

Exact change.

Thank you so much. How you doing, Bubba? You doing good? All right. You best head to the strip club, bud, because I'm giving you straight ones. And I'm keeping the 25 cents. Get out of my store.

He didn't even notice it either. How y'all doing? Y'all doing good? straight ones. And I'm keeping a 25 cents get out of my store.

He didn't even notice it either. How y'all doing? Y'all doing good? That's just disrespectful. Chat again. I would rather have come in here and say hey, y'all are loitering by the way. Hey guys. Y'all just walked around for like 30 seconds. That's luring about to call the police. I Pay for the air conditioner in here Thank you, though 26 25

Thank you, sir. You have yourself a good night. Thank you so much Appreciate that. How you doing? You doing good. Sorry about yelling at y'all. I just get stressed sometimes Dollar 25 have a good one thank you as well already two cereals 14 even have a beautiful night thank you how you doing two milks okay you like that milk wait you just got two milks for $6 hold on that's too good of a deal wait a minute oh no no you got too good of a deal on that

Now I'm going three dollars and ten cents. You got me messed up. By the way, sir This applies to your purchase right now. Just saying That apply. Okay. Thank you Okay, six, I guess it no, whatever Okay, so it's chest pain with the five. Thank you. Hey, oh my goodness big boy order

$33.50 in order ladies and gentlemen, we officially have our best customer ever

Thank you, ma'am this coffee does not have fentanyl in it by the way

Okay, six dollars and 15 cents, thank you man, you have yourself a beautiful night as well. Appreciate that. Two of the Sous Sous Sugar. $9.50 back. Okay, boom. $9.50. Have a beautiful night. Stinchy with the five. Thank you. How you doing, sir? Alrighty, that's gonna run you $20.15. No, this is $20.25. It ain't it ain't 2015 no more.

I'm sorry. Have a good one. That's gonna be $28.05, sir, thank you. Have a beautiful night, I appreciate that. Yo, Ma, that person that just said that was hilarious, thank you. Thank you Yo mod that person that just said that was hilarious, thank you

Hope you enjoy the new and improved Refrigerator section sir. I spent a lot of money on that and I am in crippling debt And I use my kids college fund for it for all this so I hope y'all really appreciate it. I'm for real $2.50. Thank you, sir. Have a beautiful night. How you doing as well? You want $19 and 80 cents back? Okay, that's kind of crazy, but it is what it is There you go. Have a good one. Thank you Okay, let's sweep up why am I sweeping the air why am I okay, let's pick up the trash

ma'am nine o'clock

see chat we're in such a early stage of the business i should let them the cheese too expensive for him by the way you see that that dude that dude just said the cheese too expensive for him cheese too expensive for you let me wipe your memory real quick so you don't know what expensive is get out of my dad gum store! How you doing ma'am? You doing them and you do a night alrighty $34.45 and she gave exact change best customer ever thank you so much ma'am I appreciate you for real all right let's put this stuff back chat at some point you got to stand on business you know what I mean? He gonna come

in here and disrespect my store talking about the cheese is too expensive. And if you go over here and you look at the price of the cheese, buddy I'm selling it away.

Right?

You're getting a lawsuit. Again, another good thing about being this early into the business is that he has nothing to sue me for because we have nothing. Right? We have absolutely nothing so he can't really sue us for anything because we, we, we, cuz we I mean buddy we got $714 in our bank account, that's not even our money

So yeah, you know what I mean, let's see how we did right here I need an employee it is too much work for me th I Think we need to play loan shark again I learned my lesson from loan shark But the thing is we would not be able to operate right now if I didn't take that loan out. The loan was absolutely necessary. Type one if you agree that the loan was necessary.

I'm buying one of everything right now, it's $266. I had to. We gotta restock. Let's get everything restocked before we open up. Actually, no, I can go ahead and open up and then restock because nobody shows up for the first two hours anyway, because we suck Like why don't nobody show up early chat? Are they not excited to come shop here?

Wouldn't you be excited to come shop here chat? Like I would be kicking the door down just to get in here and get me some of these good deals every day But here it is ain't nobody y'all just walking by you feel good about yourself and you stepping on my product I hope you get ran over at the crosswalk, but you're gonna step all over my product like that. I see how it is Hey, sir, thank you so much for shopping with us today. I appreciate that. Thank you, sir

Priest oh you go by the cereal. I just thought that's okay. I'm mad at him. I need to start being nicer to my customers, huh? I'd let you keep the change See, why can't I get more customers like you? You know what? I mean? Why not?

All right, that's gonna be $14 sir. Thank you. Have a beautiful night. I appreciate that one little thing of eggs. That's gonna be zero

exact change

How you doing bubble alrighty

50 Have a good one. Thank you.

Okay, that's not that bad. I thought she paid with something crazy. It took me a minute to calculate it.

Thank you, ma'am.

Have a good one.

How you doing as well?

Thank you for shopping at the grocery store. Exact change as well. Thank you for shopping at the grocery store. Exact change as well. Thank you so much ma'am. This store is so pathetic. I'm about to cry. I need a cigarette bad. Is there a tobacco store around here? This is so pathetic. I mean we ain't got no business. I'm operating out of a closet in here. I got like five different products. I'm in crippling debt. My wife left me. I've spent my kids college fund

on this. I need a cigarette. So you got a cigarette. Chad, this is sad. You know what? I keep telling myself though, Chad, we got to start somewhere. That's what I'm gonna keep telling myself. We got to start somewhere That's what I'm gonna keep telling myself we got to start somewhere. Yeah, we ain't got no money right now We barely got customers right now But we got to start somewhere you blink all the sudden this thing's the size of a Bucky's or something How y'all doing you doing? All right. Thank you so much, sir. That's gonna be

1675 what what they was doing in the year 1675. How you doing sir? Thank you so much. $2.75. Chat, you think there was like sword fighting in 1675? Wait is 16...

Dying? Wait, is 16 dying? Wait, was 1675 the plague? Exact change. Thank you so much. 90 cents. I got you. Thank you, ma'am

Chat what year was the plague action? Man why am I asking y'all y'all don't know nothing I'm over ask y'all like y'all know something. Oh, man. Let me look I work they got any I wonder if they got any answers from Chad in this store Nope I'm leaving that's exactly how it is asking y'all a question That's it that's exactly how it is

Sorry about the delay y'all I'm just getting stuff restocked. I'm sorry How you doing two bottles of water, I should have made you wait longer.

Give me that.

And then you want $4 back. I'm taking a dollar from you, consider it a tax. Get up out here and stamp, what you gonna do about it, nothing. How you doing, you doing all right? 16.50. 1552 that was right before that or whatever How you doing, sir? One thing a sugar I got you right here five dollars and 25 cents

Have a good the pasta is too expensive for you

It's barely above market Market Thank you, ma'am Have a good one

You gonna spend $20, but you gonna complain man You got all that other stuff that I'm price gouging on but you got a problem Hey, you gave me exact change. I ain't mad at you no more. Have a beautiful night. Thank you How you doing, sir? You look tough. You really want to swing on me. You ain't gonna be none One dollar have a good one appreciate that Hope y'all enjoy the new fridge section Get this out y'all's way real quick. Sorry about that. Sorry about the mess in here

I do my best to keep it to keep it as clean as I can I'm a one-man army around here. You know what I mean? All right. Okay, two cereals two waters and some egg action 2450 2450 have a beautiful day. Thank you Big order big order $26 order, $4 and change have a beautiful night thank you how you doing ma'am.

Alrighty $1 back that dudes like 8 1 half foot tall you see that? Check you see how tall that dude is? Lord have mercy dude like 8 foot tall walk around here. Look at that dude. Golly, he grabbed himself off the top of the freezer. I didn't even know we kept product up there. Hey, sir. How you doing doing good? Okay

Thank you so much and he gave exact change sir, I appreciate you for real. Thank you By the way, I'm sure one of the NBA teams could use a power for right now I'm not gonna lie you go out there get you a few rebounds a night, you can make millions. Have a good one, sir, thank you. Appreciate that.

You doing all right too, sir. Appreciate you for shopping with us. Lord have mercy, $36 order, oh my goodness. Exact change, Stu. I love you, sir, thank you. You the second dude today crying about my pasta being too expensive. You know why it costs so much?

Cause I make it in my bedroom buddy. It's homemade pasta. Quit crying about it. Disrespecting my pasta like that. Thank you ma'am. That's gonna be $13 have a beautiful night appreciate you

And you paying with car you flexing on me 1655 have no I don't have a good one how you doing $29 you pay with a 50 I'm gonna let it slide because you paid so much for this I'm gonna let it slide because you paid so much for this. I'm gonna let it slide

You want $20 back and you want 75 cents back? Have a good one, man. Thank you

There we go. Nineteen dollars and forty five cents. Ooh

investment next investment credit card skimmer We're gonna make millions

Have a good one. Thank you so much. How you doing, ma'am?

$7.

It's nine o'clock at night. It is past closing time and you walk in here and you give me $50 for a $7 order. I'm going to do a little bit of a bit of a bit of a

bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a tapping on the side. I'm going to tap on the side. I'm going to tap on the side. I'm going to tap on the side.

I'm going to tap on the side. I'm going to tap on the side. You have a blessed night.

How you doing? Dollar and fifty cents I got you. Have a good night sir It's just chat at some point see now, you know what she's gonna have to do to get her money back She's gonna have to go to the bank She's gonna have to roll all that Change up into them individual roles and she's gonna have to do all that and then bring it to the bank so she can get

Cash, she's better all y'all but I'm telling y'all chat y'all better off just straight up. Not not coming in here and disrespecting me like that. You know what I mean? Chat type one if you think it's disrespectful.

Huh?

Y'all y'all would do the same thing, right? Who in here has ran a cashier before or a what's it called before? I know that's gotta be annoying, y'all know that's annoying. Chat good news is we are expanding. Things we did in this episode got into crippling debt, got another lawsuit because we hit somebody in the face with a baseball bat, but most importantly we expanded our products we got a new license and we got a refrigerator section I ain't mad at this

let's see how we did right here PROFIT! next thing we're going to start doing though chat we're going to start figuring out how we're gonna pay some of though, chat, we're going to start figuring out how we're going to pay some of this money back. Cause we got like 17 days to pay the rest of this back now. So I don't even know.

Recap.

Look here. This is the third episode of the new beginning on a supermarket simulator. First episode, we opened up a new supermarket. Everything went alright, we made a little bit of money. Twitch with the five, thank you.

Second day, which was yesterday, we took out a $750 loan and we haven't paid it off yet, but we did get more product and a freezer aisle and we also hit somebody in the face with a baseball bat. Things aren't looking that good right now, but you know what? We make do out here we make do continue

yep life life wait a minute you know what we could low-key do since we got all this money that isn't ours? You see what the current objective is right here? Look what the current objective is.

WHAAAAAT? Wee! Teehee!

Wee! Anyway, the objective says purchase a new section using the computer to expand the store So that being said Should we do that Let's see how much a new section gonna call y Y'all cool with that? Let's just see.

Growth.

350.

I love it.

350.

Do we go to the board? Let's go to the board. Because the more we expand, the quicker we can actually name the grocery store because the grocery store still ain't got a name but I'm gonna leave it in the hands of the board. What does the board say? So yeah y'all just literally want me to go in unbelievable debt that I'll never be able to crawl out of Because all y'all care about is me spending money and you just you just want me to spend all my money on everything because every time I ask

Every time every time I ask if we should do something that involves spending a whole bunch of money Y'all to be like, yep, gone, gone head.

About to fire the whole board. Whole board about to get fired. We took out that loan for a reason though, we might as well.

Hey, you remember what I used to say back in the day, chat? Scared money don't make money. That's how you run a business. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, alright. Let's get it looking cozy in here real quick. Let's do something, let's do something special for the customers. Since we only got two shelves, let's do something like this. Since we only got two shelves. Boom! Since we only got two shelves boom and Then once we expand a little bit more

Once we expand a little bit more that will put them up against the wall You know what? I mean? We ain't got much right now And if we place the stuff strategically like this it makes it look like we have more product than we actually do That's called That's called, that's called manipulative marketing or whatever. It's gonna work watch people gonna be like, yo, you got way more stuff than you used to bro. What you been doing? I'll be like, Hey, I'll be grinding. They're gonna be like, Oh, I see you. Let's get this coffee restocked. Oh,

we had one. Throw that away. There we go. What's in here? We got a, gotta restock that water. People be buying the water like crazy. Water restock to what else we got? We got some milk. Got to keep that milk. Restart People like that milk. Okay. Boom. Milk is also restocked. What else we got here? We got some more of that. Okay. We've got some more to add. Okay. Yep. Wait, somebody was, I seen a comment. People were saying you could go to stores that were actually in the city and buy stuff for less money. Is that true? But here's the thing Say I go to another store

I'm giving them business Which in turn hurts my business I want to see them burn I don't want to give them no help The caboose with the five Thank you

You know what let me do a little

What's in the area This is our store right here What's right here You know what, let me do a little, what's in the area? This is our store right here. What's right here? Meat and dairy. This dude ain't running no good store.

Who's running, you go open up a meat and dairy store on my block? Oh, Bubba, you got some nerve. This ain't going to look raggedy. Where's it at? Right here? Meat and Dario

How do I buy stuff Can I steal it?

This just in, brand new supermarket owner is caught breaking into another local deli and stealing product broad daylight. Sources say he's still on the loose. Oh, I can buy the cheese from here right now

I'm good. Okay, how much cheaper? Okay, so the milk is $6 Yo, we bout to buy some black market stuff out of here Yo, there ain't no way this the real deal stuff. They got that marked off 50% I'll think about it You should buy a truck first you y'all keep saying you can buy vehicles there's no way they let you buy a vehicle in this

No way, where would that even be? Management Where would it be? Bank Where would it be? Bank? Market? Products? Furnitures? Pick up truck? You can actually buy vehicles now?

I'm saving up for that scooter

Yo, hell them with the TNW heaven with the TN, thank you

Wait Do you do you have to do I've ever seen in one of the updates? They said we can name our store now Oh my goodness. It's time 250 oh man oh man 250 hold up real quick let me make sure we got all the product hold on before we do that we got to make sure we got everything let me put these eggs in here okay eggs are pretty much restocked. We're low on the coffee action. Bread is okay.

We need some flour and we need some cereal. Okay, so hold on. Let me go products. I need two cereals. What else did I need, chat? A flour and two coffees. That's a hundred eighty-eight dollars

Chat we ain't got no bread, bro. Why does it cost so much to name the store? We gonna lose everything We gonna lose it all You know? Deadbeat Deli? Yeah, you're banned. This ain't a deli anyway, bud.

That is kind of funny, though. The deadbeat deli. That kinda goes hard! Tell me that don't go hard just a little bit! Goobers groceries! Dude that goes stupid!

Y'all! Is everything restocked?

Okay everything is stocked enough to get through a shift. So I guess we could go ahead and buy that. I mean I guess. Y'all cool with Goober's Groceries? I mean I guess. Chat y'all cool with Goober's groceries? Goober's groceries goes hard bruh.

Tell me it don't.

That's genius.

Let's see how it looks.

Let's see how it looks. Let's see how it looks.

What?

Width?

Excuse me, sir, I'm doing something.

Goobers?

I'm gonna get this name at Goobers. Hey! at Goober's. Hey, wait, when you go Goober's grocery, would you do the apostrophe? Do you Before? Somebody with a verified badge said before so I'm just going to believe them. Thank you.

Goo? Wait, what happened? Oh, I deleted the wrong thing.

Goobers?

Goobers? Goobers?

Goobers? Goobers? Goobers? Goobers? Goobers? Grocery.

EWWWWW! Don't get those hard! It's after? Somebody confirm if it's before or after. It's before. Chat, y'all wanna go Goober's Grocery or just Goober's? I feel like I would call it, I feel like I would call it Goober's Grocery so we might as well name it officially Goober's Grocery anyway.

Hold it.

I'll go to the board. Change the color, yeah. I feel like Goober's Grocery probably to play chat for realsky. Goober apostrophe S implies a singular goober. Goobers with an apostrophe after implies more than one goober. You might be the smartest person in here. So all the people that shop here are gonna be the goober so we need to go goobers apostrophe Yeah goobers apostrophe yeah

it's beautiful goober's grocery

goober's Grocery. We gotta change the color.

Wait.

Yo, we can do something stupid like that! No I ain't gonna do that. Goober's Grocery. Right there. Goober's Grocery, right there. Goober's Grocery, text color. We need to make something inviting,

something that'd be like, yo, I wanna get something to eat here. My favorite color's yellow, but it needs to look like, it needs to look nasty. It needs to look like this place is unhygienic and it's just disgusting,

but you know you're gonna get some good food in there. You know what I'm saying? Goober, make it like a nasty color. Just look nasty. Ooh, I like the brown action. Hold up. That's clean text color.

What text color would go good on top of the brown? I'm kind of rocking with this. This is tough.

Oh my goodness.

This is tough.

Green? No. Green No No that gives it like that gives it no I feel like this right here. I

Feel like that right there is beautiful. Type one if you agree. That, it's giving Waffle House a little bit and it's clean. It's just straight up clean. $250 down the drain, chat. Ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, we officially have Goober's Grocery. Ain't nobody gonna buy nothing from here. Dude that's cool, you would get something from, if you're, no on everything I love, like answer this for real. If you're walking down the road and you see a Goober's Grocery, would you at least go in there just to see what's in there?

Right?

Okay, appreciate you, Aris, thank you. What's good, Jess, Aris, Alex, Logan, and Celis, thank you. Yo, 5,000 bits from Dom. Goobers means you are the goober. Goobers is means the customers are the goobers. So yeah, this is goobers is grocery or something.

Customers are the goobers. We gotta open up, we gotta make some money. We ain't got no money, we got $76. Granny's Work Factory with another five, thank you. Where my clothes sign at? Oh, it's over here.

Ladies and gentlemen I am absolutely over the moon to let y'all know that the grand opening of Goober's Grocery is today. Good prices, fresh produce, and the best customer service you ever gonna get. If you ain't 100% satisfied, I'll give you all your money back. I'm lying. Hey ma'am, thank you so much for being the first customer in the official Goober's Gr- I forgot to change the price, she about to scam me. Oh, I'm running a huge scam operation on that that is horrible Oh No, ma'am if you bought the coffee dark roast I'm killing you She thinks she gonna get over on me. Massive scam operation right here too.

That is insane.

Okay, there we go. We got the prices set. Hey ma'am, how you doing?

You know what? I like this. I like this. I like this. I like this. I like this. Okay, there we go, we got the prices set. Hey ma'am, how you doing?

You know what?

I like you. You wanna know why? Cause you got morals. You realize that one of my items in here was not correctly priced and that you could have got an actual steal on it and you did not buy it. Give her a round of applause, chat. Thank you so much, ma'am.

Just for that, I'm going to give you the bottle of water. The bottle of water is too expensive for you. It is. You really going to sit here and cry about a $3 bottle of water? Well, guess what, Gitchy, you ain't going to get nothing to drink then. Good luck thirsting to death out there while you're walking home from work.

You're going to cry about my bottle of water. Well, you ain't gonna be crying when you're gonna need something to drink. Thank you, man. Have a beautiful night. Thank you so much. How you doing, sir? Two of the sugars, all right. $10.50. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thanks for shopping at Goober's.

Good.

That's so pathetic. Hope you enjoyed everything at Goober's, sir. I appreciate that. $4.05 you have yourself a good one, thank you. Oh my goodness, people are buying so much now. $12 have yourself a Goober-tastic day! This is bad.

This bad, bro, this bad. I can't believe I'm even capable of saying something like that.

Hey man, we hope you're having a good, okay.

All right, it's gonna be 2125.

Have a good one, man.

Thank you so much.

How you doing, sir? Alright, this is going to be $21.25.

Have a good one man. Thank you so much. How are you doing sir? Two of the dark rose, that's going to run you your house. $21 for two days of coffee. Thank you sir, I'll come by to re-pull your car later.

Appreciate that. One thing, a milk, $1, appreciate that. Thank you ma'am. How are you doing? You want one bottle of water? At least you wasn't complaining about it. Or was you complaining about it?

I don't know, thank you.

Quit crying about the water!

Thank you so much, 75 cents. Have yourself a goober-tastic day. Thank you. It's gonna catch on, don't worry. It's gonna catch on. It's gonna catch on. It's gonna catch on. You finding everything okay, Goober?

That's bad. This is bad. I'm gonna sell Goober t-shirts just to promote the place.

How you doing, sir? Hope you found everything Goober-tastic. That's gonna be $31.15. Have yourself a Goober-licious day. Thank you so much Y'all steady over here complaining about the prices. I'm tired of hearing it, bruh. I gotta make some money How you doing, thank you for the exact change, Thank you so much. We're gonna give you the okay

How about y'all give it a goober discount card next time Zero, thank you. I'll give you a goober discount card next time too. Thank you, sir Quesos clown girl with the five gift appreciate you Hope y'all finding everything okay, Oh, the milk too expensive for you. Why don't you go buy you a cow and get your own milk then. You crying because the milk too expensive.

I ain't trying to hear it, sir. Thank you. You hear me? I'm not trying to hear it. You look like you tough too. Why don't you square up?

That's what I thought. Yep.

Now you have yourself a goober-tastic day. Thank you so much for shopping with us. Hey, I'm not gonna lie, chat. I feel like ever since we changed the name to Goober's Grocery, we're getting more customers. Low key, hold up.

Chat, come on, bruh. Are we not? Why is everybody crying? Who left a sandwich on my floor? Why was there a whole sandwich on the floor just one second ma'am How you doing just one thing of sugar, okay, thank you 25 cents have yourself a good day I ain't gonna say it again. Thank you so much, sir. You doing good $17 even have yourself a good day. Thank you

Eight eight dollars and fifty cents. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful day Too low subred. I got you. That's gonna be 50 cents back. I'm afraid I can't give you 50 I can only give you 40 because my 50 cent machine is broken Was Ellen in here, ooh the lighting in here is buns! How much a light cost? I need it though, I gotta buy it I

Gotta buy the light I have to Just one second, ma'am. I'm gonna make this experience way better for y'all real quick I'm gonna put a new light up so y'all can actually have some light action going. Thank you

Boom

It's brighter in here now. Am I really gonna have to lower these prices chat? I can't have these people sitting here giving me bad reviews because they... She lucky she spent so much. That's the reason I'm giving her the exact change back. You know what I mean? How y'all doing?

Hope y'all having a gooberlicious day. Y'all like that one?

No?

Okay.

Uh, ain't nobody coming back today. Ain't nobody coming back. Everybody that came through here today, they are not coming back, chat. It is over. It is absolutely over. And I'm sorry.

I mean, when you got like, you know what I mean? Yo, Gant with the five, thank you. Thank you. That dude's like 14 feet tall, by the way. Lord have mercy, sir! Kitty.

Kitty!

$27.65. There you go, sir. Have yourself a goober-tastic day. Goober-natorial. Y'all remember that word, goober-natorial?

Ha, ha, ha. Kitty! gubernatorial kid kid kid kid kid Kitty. Kitty. Kitty.

Kitty.

Kitty.

Kitty, kitty.

Kitty, kitty.

Kitty. Kitty quitter! Quitter kitty! Kitty!

Kitty. Golly, she heavy, Chad. Chad, she heavy for real. Kind of heavy, that's kind of, you know. All right, let's see what kind of profit we made today, chat. Y'all ready? Let's restock everything real quick.

And we got to clean the store up. I really need to hire Tim. As unfortunate as that is to say, we need to hire Tim, chat. Tim's going to be our first employee, and you know what, I'm vowing right now to treat him better than I used to.

Cause you wanna know why? Because I need his help. Business is tough, I'm just trying to get this business off the ground. Who else could help us besides Tim, chat? You know what I mean?

Who else? Clean these windows. Chat, who in here wants a job? Y'all want a job instead of Tim? No, y'all don't want no job, why am I asking? Y'all ain't trying to get no job, that's a problem here.

And I think we know the problem. And the crazy part is the minus $452 thing, that's not what I'm talking about. We had 24 total customers and 15 satisfied customers. That ain't good. We're losing the business. It is absolutely over.

You know what? I'm going to rethink my pricing here I'm about to put a sign out that says new pricing cuz this is bad. I Mean if they're constantly unsatisfied ain't gonna come back chat Okay, the cereal market price is seven dollars and forty nine cents. I'll cut him a deal I'll only bring it up to $8 even

The bread is 570 I'll go 625 on the bread, right?

Also, the flower is

371 that's good price. That's also a good price. That's also a good price. That is also a good price

That's all I don't know what they're crying about what are they crying about chat y'all y'all y'all would agree these prices are justified right don't don't play with me let's go $3.85 on this just to cut them a little bit of a break

See I'm even getting scammed right here look at this nevermind no, I'm not I

Guess I'll drop this to 445 445 three dollars is more than fair for that. That's more than fair. These prices are fair

Y'all ain't gonna convince me otherwise. You understand me? No. We need more eggs. Let's go and order one of everything. Just keep everything stocked up. Y'all cool with that? I'm cool with that. Yep. Let's do that. Um, okay. Management. Uh, uh, what am I doing? Market. Yep. Products. I'm about one everything, okay? There we go Chat, how do y'all think? Goober's groceries is doing right now. Y'all think goober's groceries doing okay? I think we're doing I I Mean look we got a hundred twenty-eight dollars in the bank

Are the customers unhappy and complain all the time? Sure. But does that matter? No it doesn't because what matters is how we line our pockets. Customer satisfaction is not a problem that we care about. As long as they keep coming back here, just keep throwing money at us, so what they get

subpar service. Nobody cares. All we're trying to do is get rich on them. They ain't gotta know that though. Bills, oh no, it has been a minute since I paid bills. Oh Lord, that's gonna be bad, chat.

Oh no, that's gonna be horrible. Oh, it's looking bad in here too. I'm just throwing boxes all over the place. It's getting ugly up in here. Dude, I can't imagine what these bills are about to say. I'm scared.

Please don't be bad. Wait, why don't nobody buy the old two mores because it's too expensive? Quit crying. Oh, we ain't nobody buy the old two mores because it's too expensive? Quit crying. Oh, we ain't gonna buy your product no more because it's too expensive.

Well, that's your loss, buddy. Because there's people that will buy, you know what I mean?

Okay, almost there.

I gotta have, when can I get an employee? I'm tired. When can I get an employee? I'm tired. When can I get an employee? I gotta have somebody right now. We gotta do 200 checkouts and we gotta be level 10. Good news is we almost have all the checkouts done.

Right? We almost have all the checkouts done we got to get the store level 10 that's probably gonna be a little bit of a little bit of an issue but it is what it is let's do this is so raggedy I'm going to go ahead and get the camera. Somebody got 52 cents real quick. It's all good. We really need some customers.

I'm about to guilt trip some people again

Ma'am

Ma'am

Thank you

Thank you

Actually appreciate that maybe she gonna buy something big right here That was easy dude. All these boxes are hideous ma'am. I'm so sorry. We're trying to get the storage unlocked Money's rough right now. It is what it is. You'll come back in a little while, you know at some point We're gonna have storage. Thank you, man. Have a beautiful night. Thank you for shopping at Goober's grocery

Where's everybody else at?

Eight dollars and thirty-eight cents. $8.38. Hey sir, how you doing? Hope everybody that's shopping at Goober's Grocery today is having a Gooberlicious day and you will be Gooberlicious after you buy some of our Goobertastic products. I'm a disgusting loser, my wife left me.

How you doing? That's going to be $30.40. I'm a disgusting loser. My wife left me

How you doing that's gonna be 30 40

30 40 have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you so much, sir. Appreciate that

Not gonna lie y'all stayed in here about a minute that that ditch is getting it's all you're on that You're on the edge of this being loitering and I don't have to call the law on y'all, okay, but I will if I have to. But thank y'all for shopping here, I appreciate y'all. That's gonna be 35.95, 35, oh no, 35.95. Thank you so much, have a good one. You doing all right, sir?

All right, that's gonna run you $21 for your change. I got you right here. You really need a 15 cents. I Give it to you Have a good one, sir. Thank you How you doing, man? We hope you're having a great day today Yep We fell off

It's over

It is over chat

You know Yeah, I got you. I read my bits. Thank you. I got you. Hey, how you doing, man? You doing good two things eggs. All right, that's gonna be 890. Have yourself a good day. Oh my goodness, ma'am $45 and 70 cent, and she gave exact change. You're the GOAT! Thank you!

How you doing? $10 even. Have yourself a beautiful day as well. Appreciate that. How you doing, ma'am?

Ooh.

Ooh, yeah, that's gonna be real expensive. $2.15, have a beautiful night, ma'am. Thank you so much.

The milk's too expensive for me.

We'll get your money up. Milk's too expensive, that ain't my fault. You're over here crying and the milk too expensive. Won't you quit crying and go get your bread up big dog. How you doing man? Appreciate that $8.50. Have yourself a beautiful night. You're doing good, sir. Thank you so much for shopping with us. Exact change. Thank you. Ooh, this dude got a suit on. Chad. He about to buy the whole store. He got bread.

Chad, he about to buy the whole store. He got bread, dude. Hey, sir. He about to buy like $500 worth of stuff. You doing all right? How much you get?

$41 order, let's go, Chad. How much you get

$41 order let's go chat. We are slowly but surely getting out of debt

Slow emphasis on the slowly. How you doing, sir? That's gonna be $18 at 65 cents. Have yourself a beautiful night Thank you so much How you doing man, you doing good. All right, that's gonna run you $22 and 80 cents I seen you over there complaining sir. Guess what? You ain't welcome back in my store again. We throw this trash out. Excuse me Let me sweep real quick Look how good I am at running this establishment chat. This is inspirational Thank you, all right, that's gonna run you

$26 and 80 cents boom have yourself a beautiful day. That's it. You see all these other people here dropping straight sacks of money, buying all this stuff. You gonna walk here, you'll get one little measly item. Pathetic. Thank you, have a good one.

You need a job, sir. You already dressed for the part. I might get you a job.

All right, 50 cents back. Have yourself a good night.

Thank you.

The products ain't selling that good. I mean the flower actually sells really good. Should I up the price on that? See, Chad, here's the thing. When an item is selling too good, I feel like I need to raise the price on it.

Right? Stop price gouging. These are fair prices, type one if you believe. Make sure shoplifters are enabled in a setting. they're enabled see shoplifters just wait till I get armed guards chat they gonna shoot they gonna shoot everybody if they try to rob me $8.35 thank you big boy order big boy order $39 order chat. We're

about to hit five scunnered. 3539 45. Thank you so much. How you doing? Couldn't find a flyer because y'all done bought it all what y'all want me to do about it? Y'all complaining because y'all can't find no product. Stop buying it. It will be it'll be here. Like Hello, You act like that's my fault. 625, appreciate that, have a good one. One thing of eggs, huh? You don't need two eggs? Alright, cool. 445, have yourself a

beautiful night, man. Thank you so much. This is gonna run you $35. I'm tired of checking, I need an employee. I'm tired There we go, thank you, how you doing sir, you think you cool Don't you think you'll be addressed all cool and everything like you cool with me like you bettered me or something Well, I got something to tell you big dog. You ain't better than me. You know, why because I'm the owner of Goober's groceries What are you the owner of huh multi-billion dollar business no don't matter I'm the owner of goobers groceries something you'll never be I

feel bad now cuz he gave me exact change I feel so bad how you doing I feel so bad now because he gave me exact change I shouldn't have done that to that guy you know what hey I would just like a take a second to apologize I really did not mean what I said earlier I had a moment of reflection I had a moment of weakness and

It's been a lot on me recently and I would like to apologize for the way I talked to you Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much. I Feel good now Y'all y'all cool now I Couldn't I apologize see I manned up I went and I apologized

It's all good now, see now he's gonna come back tomorrow How you doing ma'am? $11.10 for your change Have yourself a beautiful night, thank you $11.10 for your change? Well don't never change, keep shopping here!

Have a gooberful day, thank you. Have a gooberlicious day, thank you.

Yeah, that was bad. That was a real bad one. And you know what? I apologize for everybody that had to witness it.

I'm sorry.

Chad, I'm trying to keep them coming back with the jokes. If they don't come back for the products, they'll be like, yo, that's that dude. He always got them good jokes. I want to go back tomorrow and see if he's got another joke in his arsenal

You think that's what happens? That's what keeps them coming back chat the jokes, right I Ain't pushing nobody away with the jokes I'm just doing what I need to do

Yo ban the guy that just said sweep outside. Who do you think I am? Make the prices crazy high and discount it so that it looks like a steal.

Wait a minute.

You wait just a minute. You keep thinking like that, Bubba, you might have a future in this company. Wait a minute. Okay. Oh my goodness, this is actually the method. Oh my goodness, this is actually the method. Oh my goodness. They're gonna come in here be like whoa This cereal is usually $1,450 and they got it marked down to 72. This is unbelievable You're right, that's dumb.

That's bad.

I'm going to give it a few more days for our run of sale though I ain't got enough money to start running sales yet let's see how we do 184 Hey We did better though. Look 28 customers 23 satisfied customers, that's that's way better than yesterday Tell me you date Chat look here. Once I get a new license for new products, I'm gonna have like one elusive product line

that I'm gonna put right here at the window. I'm gonna be like, yo, this is an ultra rare foil, hollow, full art, like chicken breasts. And I'm gonna say that it's like $2,000 and I'm gonna have it marked down to like 50 bucks. And they're gonna be like,

yo, where did you get this from? I'll be like, dude, I got it from somewhere you don't wanna know. I'm just trying to get rid of it. They go for $2,000 a pop pop but you can get it for $50 the whole dadgum time it's like a $10 chicken breast. Oh man oh my oh man dude if it's that, why don't people do that all the time? That's easy. Is that not easy, chat?

Let's restock all that. No, I don't need to restock everything. I just need to restock what I need to restock. Okay, I need to restock more to coffee, more to flour, more eggs. What'd I say, chat? Coffee, flour, eggs.

I said that right? Coffee, flour, eggs, right? I ain't paying them bills right now. You got me messed up coffee flyer eggs That's illegal no, it's not Who said it's illegal That's not illegal Who made you the lawbringer

What you gonna do snitch on me? You gonna snitch on this poor little goober's grocery grocery store just trying to make it. You really gonna snitch on me? Okay good luck sleeping at night then buddy if you can really sleep at night doing something like that to a wholesome business like this. That's unbelievable and borderline disgusting. Okay

You should be uh, you should be unbelievably shame to yourself ashamed of yourself. That is disgusting That you would snitch on me for just trying to run a wholesome business Wholesome is this not wholesome chat is goobers grocery not wholesome?

I just heard something behind me. Oh, it's kitty about to say I'm dead

Okay, let's get the eggs restocked real quick, let's make sure all the products are good

Look, we still got that big. Oh

We still got that big old loan to pay off to you know what I mean? Okay, everything is good and stocked I should order some more. What's it called real quick. Hold on. Let's get some pasta real quick. Y'all already know pasta Boom right there. Yep Hold on. Let's get some pasta real quick. Y'all already know pasta Boom right there. Yep Restock the pasta. There it is. And let's do the prices real quick. What has changed? What has changed on the prices? the susu sugar went down

Wait, wait, no, I still good. I'm about to up the price on that. You got me messed up sugar went down! Ahhhhhh! Wait. Wait, no, I still good. I'm about to up the price on that. You got me messed up. I'mma go $5 on...

OOF!

$5.

Poof!

$2.38. We'll leave that how it is right there. Alright, let's open up Goober's Grocery again. Hello there, sir. Are you a Goober? Goober, me too. You know where Goobers like us need to shop?

Over here at Goober's Grocery. You a Goober? Okay, cool. Hey ma'am. Hey ma'am. You gonna come shop over here? We got good price.

I'm gonna die tonight if you don't buy something from me. No! It's not working. Why is this marketing strategy not working?

Why? I'm going down because of you ma'am! Okay.

Good marketing strategy. You ready for this? Oh, never mind, a customer's coming in now. Hey, sir, welcome to Goober's Grocery. We hope you find everything beautiful, professional, and clean. Hello, ma'am, welcome to Goober's Grocery as well.

We hope you have a beautiful, goober-tastic spending here.

Thank you. Do your job. I am doing my job. I'm the front man, the cashier, the In a world full of cucumbers, dare to be a pickle. Pickles, because life needs a little crunch.

I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do it. Thank you Hey, buddy, I got news for you you ever pull something like this again in here I promise you it's gonna get ugly get out my store. How you doing, ma'am? $13

Thank you. 85 cents. Boom. Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much. You doing good. So why are you looking at me like that? You better chill out You over here look at me like you saw a ghost or something All right $18. There we go. Thank you, sir. Have yourself a beautiful have yourself a beautiful. Thank you How you doing as well 50 cents back. I got you 50 cents. Thank you

Parched. Thirsty.

Okay.

One bottle of water, all he gonna get. You thirsty too, Bubba? Dadgum card. I got all them groceries back there. I got all this product. Y'all just buying water. You thirsty too, sir?

Oh, okay. You thirsty too sir? Oh hold up.

Oh my goodness you are officially the highest paying customer ever. Ladies and gentlemen we have our first 50 plus dollar order. Say cheese!

You're getting posted on my Facebook!

Bloop!

Ha ha! Sir, I want to shake your hand. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much. Have a good one.

You thirsty? Huh? You thirsty? Yeah.

I'm about to change the name of the store to The Waterfront. I mean another liquid. Hello? I will not let it slide once today I ain't doing it again I'll be right back I smoke cigarettes. This job, Chad, I'm telling y'all, bro, it's just too stressful, man. Just trying to make a living shouldn't be this stressful. I got to keep all these people happy.

I got the price wrong too. Thank you, sir. Have a good one.

Appreciate that. Was I wrong for that? No, I'm not even questioning myself. I was not wrong for that. That was completely justified. Thank you, sir. Have a good one. I got to get this milk off the shelf. Alrighty. 35 cents. Have yourself a good one, sir. Oh my goodness, look at the amount of customers in here. Do you see this? I gotta get this milk.

I'm so sorry. Somebody left this behind. They didn't have the money to get it.

I'm gonna go put that back.

Yeah, somebody left that milk behind. They said they didn't have enough money on their card to get it. So I said, okay, you can just leave it here. It ain't no big deal. Nah, nah, I didn't hit nobody to hell with a baseball bat.

Nah.

Have a good one, man. Thank you. You're out of water. Dude, are people only here for the water? Oh, you better hope you bought a whole bunch oh Nah

Ellen you better. Hope you bought the whole store cuz you ain't welcome around these parts no more. Oh My goodness, I'm overwhelmed where we have We're suffering from success right now. Thank you so much, sir. All righty, that's going to run you $63. Bye.

Thank you.

8, 10, have a gooberlicious rest of your night.

Thank you.

12, 75, have a goobertastic rest of your night. Thank you 1275 have a goobertastic rest of your night. Thank you. You know what Ellen? I'm gonna let you slide I'm a let her slide. She just bought so much How much did she just get all you broke 3050 nevermind you made it look like you got us Placebo you made it look like man get out of my story. I ever see you back in here again I'm hitting you have a baseball that

How you doing, man? You doing all right? Hope y'all, I really hope y'all had a gubernatorial day. I really do. And I really, you know, I may seem like an angry store owner, you know what I mean?

But I really want y'all to know I really appreciate every last one of y'all for shopping in here. Like on everything I love, I do. You know what I appreciate y'all for real. Thank you See I'll be doing stuff see if I was shopping in a store and the dude did all that and said how much he appreciates Us I don't think I'd come back. I'd feel too weird

Would you feel weird for that?

Thank you.

See there's still customers coming in even after we closed. I'm going to let them keep coming in because we need the money. Chad I hate to say this but should we just pay that loan off and get out from under it? Be honest. We have the money to get rid of that loan well I would have had the money to get rid of the loan if you'd have bought more than Kitty, they crazy! That was our most stressful day yet, I'm not going to lie, that was stressful.

The more customers that come in means more chances for customers to be rude and disrespectful and disgusting. Which also means more stress on me, which is not what I'm trying to have right now. You know what I mean? We already broke on top of everything else. I mean, what are we supposed to do out here?

Chat, do we pay off the loan? What are we thinking? Like, can you actually sweep up outside? No, you can't. Look, it's $750 to pay off the loan. Actually, I think it's more than that because I got the extended warranty on it. But I feel like we go ahead and get it knocked out because this whole time that $912 looks good, chat. You know what I mean? Like oh man, we got

$912 in the bank right now But meanwhile 750 of that ain't even my money So, like I said, i'll go to the board we'll make a decision but honestly

I think that we get this loan paid off.

Hold on, is everything clean in here? I think everything is clean in here. Okay, we're good. Let's see how we did. Ooh, better, better. Look, 28 total customers, 24 were satisfied.

You don't count that one that I hit in the face with a baseball bat. She's going to sue me for everything I own later. She's going to take over ownership of the store and make it way better than I ever could. But aside from that, technically we only had three unsatisfied customers. No joke. Like for real.

$310 that day. Let's go to the board. Go to the board. Go to the board. Pay off the loan,

$750.

I say we just get out from under it chat I do I think we just get out from under it what's the board saying I don't know why I asked of course the board likes spending money course the board just wants to spend all my hard earned money that I got in a good, wholesome, non-scamming way. Why do I keep moving the whole screen? Facecam Demon claims its new victims. It's y'all this time. How's it feel?

Don't feel good does it? Don't feel good does it chat? Now y'all see what I gotta deal with almost every day. Y'all voted yes to pay off the loan. I was here chat. Goober's grocery first ever loan paid off, I was here.

540 is what we owe on it. Goober's grocerycery First Loan Payoff. Now that $372 that we have in our bank is free money that's ours. We ain't got to worry about that dadgum money no more. Let's go. Was that a stressful day at Goober's Grocery?

It was. But was it a profitable and good day at goober's grocery yes it was you take it where you can get it hey great stream chat i love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight appreciate all the gifted subs don't know's bits follows and of course i appreciate y'all for just hanging out hey don't know's bits follows and of course i appreciate y'all for just hanging out hey

you'll have a good rest y'all's night have a good day tomorrow so tomorrow ladies and gentlemen