
"My Dad is Mr. T" π€: Erica Nicole Clark | Full Video on our Channel!
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My dad is Mr. T. Yeah, Mohawk Gulche. Most people think I'm lying when I say that, but I'm like, why would I pick him? Like, who the fuck is lying about Mr. T, right? And I grew up in the 80s and 90s, so either everyone believed me or no one believed me. Like, there was no in-between.
I grew up in a very wealthy neighborhood, so everybody believed me there, because they were like, why the fuck else is your black ass here, right? Like, when I was a kid, we lived on the south side of Chicago, and like, I get it. Like, I'm a black girl at an all-black school, and I'm trying to explain to my friends that the reason why they've never seen my dad before
is because he's doing WrestleMania fuck up, Erica, right? And those were the teachers, right? So I got this complex, and this is for real. My friends will tell you or people I meet, if I'm on stage, I'll talk about my dad, but I never tell people who my dad is or stuff I've seen, because no one ever believes me, and they really don't.
I will give you an example. Because when I was in kindergarten, first grade, kids ostracized me and wouldn't talk to me because I was little lion ass Erica. They didn't believe me. And so this one weekend, all right, I'm telling you guys this, don't tell anybody this story,
but this one weekend, went to this WrestleMania event with my dad and he was partners with Hulk Hogan, right? And my dad, it was the first time I was seeing wrestling live, right? So my dad's like, don't worry about it, it's fake. He's telling me, I have a sister who's eight years older than me. He's like, oh, don't worry about it, it's all fake, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
He's in this wrestling match with this guy named Rowdy, Rowdy Piper. Do you guys know who that is? Okay. the ring and immediately Roddy Roddy Piper flips my dad in a way and he cracks my dad's ribs right so my dad has to go to the emergency room right so me and my sister crying whatever they take my dad to the ER they bring him back to the he comes back to the hotel room he's all bandaged up and like Hulk Hogan's in our hotel room and Hulk Hogan's doing um like lines of cocaine right and he still
has the yellow shorts on, right? And he's like, T, I'm gonna fuck him up when I see him. I swear to God, I'm gonna fuck him up. And my dad's just like, oh God, my ribs hurt so badly. And then there's a knock at the door and it was Rowdy Rowdy Piper, right?
And he goes, AT, I'm real sorry about what happened. and Hulk Hogan's like, fuck that, and grabs Roderick Piper and brings him into the hotel room, throws him against the wall, smashes the mirror, they're beating him, my dad's trying to break it up, Hulk Hogan's wife, Linda's there, and she's like, Terry, stop, right? And I'm like, wow, I didn't know that was his name, right?
So, and my mom is. Me and my sister are crying and then we get on a plane, we come back to Chicago, I go to class, we're sitting in a sharing circle and the teacher's like, what'd you do this weekend? And I was like, not a fucking thing. And I was like, not a fucking thing.
All right, I was Erica Clark, thanks.
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