My DAD packed my lunch

Growing up, my mom always packed my school lunches, but I've always wondered, what would it look like if my dad packed them instead?

To start, I'm packing Tyler a very special sandwich that I invented myself. You take a hot dog, cut it in half so it's flat and doesn't roll around, then you put it on a bun with some cheese and microwave it for 25 seconds. Then once the cheese is melted,

you add some fresh Takis for a spicy crunch. Yeah he's gonna like it. Next he's gonna need a drink and some fruit to keep him hydrated and energized and some duct tape just in case. For a side dish I'm packing him another one of my specialties which is a ham and salami roll-up. It's just ham, cream cheese and salami rolled and then sliced. But wait there's s'more. For Tyler's dessert I'm giving him some graham crackers, chocolate and marshmallows to make a s'more. But because I'm a genius and nobody wants to eat a cold s'more, I'm also packing him a lighter

so he can toast it himself at school.

You are so fired.

No.

No. No fire at school. No fire at school.

No.