My Employee Called The Cops On Me… (Retro Rewind Episode 8)

Lock in. If you were not here last episode, we did an expansion and we did a remodel. If you weren't here last episode, we created something known as the shelf of shame. As you can tell we expanded and remodeled and all of the shelves are lined up against the wall but we have one dead center under all the lights. The shelf of shame. The adult section is front and center right in in the middle. So if anybody gets an adult.

So if anybody gets an adult movie, we're going to know it. We're going to know it. Decorate to get more customers. Yeah, but here's the thing. We don't even have enough shelves to make this place look good. You know what I mean?

This place looks like slop. If I'm being real. We need to save up some money until we can afford a whole bunch of more shelves and a whole bunch of more movies.

Cause I want to make the place have like rows of movies, not just everything on the wall. You know what I mean? But as of right now, new movie day, new release day. New release. What is it?

Wait, what?

Wait, this isn't it. Wait, this can't be it. This movie's already out. Oh, Die Trying? Oh, we gotta buy those. Redfield's Rentals.

Yes, did you just call me or did I just call you? I'm a bit confused. Click. Done lost your mind. All right New movie die trying let's get 10 of them y'all cool with that 10 of them

All right

If you're new to this series as well, we gotta stay on top of the new releases because that's where the most money

63 dollar movie we got another rare we have two rares

chat we have two Chat, two rares. Let's just risk it for now since it's new and let's just rent them out for now. Surely nobody will break it, right? Because we already have, this is our most valuable movie right here by the way. $90 movie in bed with the cowboy. This is our most valuable possession right now.

This one will never be rented out. Maybe I'll sell it one day, but I'm not written that thing out. All right, we need to save some money. I'm going to run the cash register again today. I'm going to let Paul shout out, Paul W employee. I'm gonna let him run the returns. I'm going to run the cash register again today. I'm going to let Paul, shout out Paul, W employee. I'm going to let him run the returns. I'm going to run the cash register.

It's probably going to be a low day for customers because it's raining. You hate to see it, but it is what it is. Oh, I can do the popcorn. Hello, ma'am. I know it's raining, Okay, forget you then. Hope you get rained on even more, you suck.

How you doing, ma'am? It's a rainy day. What a better day than to stay inside and watch it. Okay, forget you then, I hate you. Man, these people suck around here, dude. They come get you a movie, man. You'll come get you a movie.

Hey.

Oh.

Thank you so much. Oh yeah, there's posters. I gotta get the new movie poster. You're right, hold up. One second, ma'am.

New movie poster, almost forgot. There we go. Boom, right there.

Brand new movie, Die Trying, five out of five stars.

Was there a broken, Paul? Paul, did I just hear a broken come through?

Okay, I'm about to do the popcorn machine, just give me a minute. How you doing, you want a horror movie that'll make me pee my pants? What, Ava, relax, all right. You want a horror movie, I can get you one real quick. Let's go Officer bloodbath, that'll do it right there. Oh my goodness. There's a line. How you doing, sir?

Two movies two horror movies eight dollars Twelve dollars for your change. Have a good one. Benjamin. Yo nimbus with the five. Thank you How you doing big doll? All right three movies I feel that

$12 three dollars for your change. Have a good and good. Thank you. How you doing, sir?

One movie four dollars 16 for your change. Thank you for shopping at Redfields Reynolds. Have a good

How you doing, ma'am? Alrighty, but what was it? All right, ashley Okay, I see you. I ain't gonna put you on blast though Five dollars have a good one How you doing, ma'am? All right, four movies, oh these some good movies dude that's gonna cost you and you want a blueberry slushie

I got you right here. What'd you say, ma'am? You want extra blueberry on it? I got you right here. I won't put too much though. I got you Boom that'll work All righty, man, that's gonna run you 21 75 325 for your change, thank you I'm about to do it. Ma'am, what was that?

Ma'am, was that the cult classic adult film, In Bed With The Milk? Is that what I think it was? Oh my goodness, Emma. No wonder you came here with sunglasses on. Are you ashamed?

Don't be, it's okay. $20, five for your change. Thank you, Emma Have a good night, ma'am. Ma'am. What was that? Bad astronaut under arrest All right, Ava $16 4 for you change. Have a beautiful night

Sir I see you over there at the adult section. What you grabbing? Flaming hot keg? Okay. How you doing, man? I know aliens are real. I want a science fiction movie. I can get you a science fiction movie right here. Here you go. I got a phone call. One second. Yo, where's Paul?

Yes, Redfields Rental, smoke in the velvet room, I got you. Somebody just had the absolute nerve, the gall, to call in and reserve an adult movie. Where is my employee? I'll be right back sir.

Paul, what you doing? Paul, come on we need you up here big dog. Anyway how you doing sir? Uh huh, flaming hot keg, right. Okay, four dollars for your change. Have a good one.

How you doing ma'am?

You doing alright today? I sure hope so. Why? doing ma'am you doing alright today I sure hope so why ma'am we got 10 different copies of die trying and you had to get one of the rare ones if this movie comes back it would even up Squeezing Lord is broken. Squeezing Lord is broken. No.

That was one of our best-selling adult movies. You gotta be kidding me bro. Anyway ma'am, if this movie comes back with even a scratch on it, you and your whole family's gone.

You hear me?

Anyway, don't you dare spill that slushy on it either. Don't you dare. Don't even have it anywhere near it. Out of all the ones you could have bought, you got my rare version, 1925. And you have a late fee?

I don't think I want to rent you this movie, ma'am. Ug, be kind, rewind. How about be be kind don't charge the fee How about give me the fee or I will kick you in the knee. Thank you very much 1825 or 1875 for you change. I mean have a good one. How you doing, ma'am? You having a good day today? Thank you so much.

$15, five for your change.

Have a good one.

Yes, ma'am. You wanna scare your grandma with a horror movie? Are you trying to kill her?

All right.

You wanna scare your grandma with a horror movie? She might have one foot in the grave anyway, so I'll go ahead and get her the casket in his grasp. Here you go, ma'am. How you doing, sir? Hope you're doing all right.

Did you just get sauna sessions with my buffalo? Really, Ryan? Really, Ryan? You got sauna sessions with my buffalo. Two dots. You got some good ones tonight?

I bet, I'm gonna be out there in a little bit, we'll have to close. Let me fix the popcorn machine, we're finally about to start serving popcorn, chat. Finally. Stations, popcorn machine, $50.

Ladies and gentlemen of Redfields Rentals, we are officially serving popcorn from this moment forward. Yes we are! Walt? Oh he's over there stocking movies. W. Walt. Alright man, $8, two for your change. Have a good one. Thank you so much. Yo Jim with the 10, thank you, Jim. Boom, boom, $7.50, $12.50 for your change, thank you.

What's good, big dog, what you want? You want Forward to the Past? All right, wait, what did you want? You've been waiting for the release of forward to the past. I just came it just came out. Do you have a copy? I don't know Buster walk 10 feet. Like what?

What do you mean? Do I have it go? Look, I'm in the middle of something. You'll get the movie for you. They like what? How you doing?

You ain't cool by the way with them sunglasses. So it's getting ridiculous. And you got a late fee, Brittany. I thought nobody would notice the broken tape I returned. Well, you caught me. Wait, you broke a tape too, Brittany?

You broke a tape too, excuse me? I better not see you in here ever again. How you doing? My goodness, ma'am, is that movie what I think it is? You literally got the worst adult movie here. Yep, you got it.

Wow.

Alrighty, Amelia. Have a good one. Look at this goober. At least it wasn't the uncle one. Oh, look at this goober. At least it wasn't the uncle At least it wasn't the uncle one bro. Nobody has yet to get

one bro. Nobody has yet to get date night with my uncle as date night with my uncle as soon as somebody does get it soon as somebody does get it though. They're getting though. They're getting Leonardo, you're the one that reserved the smoke in the velvet room adult movie in that outfit.

There you go. How you doing, man? Emily, that's gonna run you $15, Emily. Exact change. I appreciate you.

Thank you so much.

What's good, big dog?

All right.

There we go.

Three movies. Oh, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so much. What's good big dog? All right. There we go. Three movies.

You got you got a candy bar and a slushy. Golly, Matthew, you trying to die? Lord, I got you. I mean, I ain't gonna say no to no money. There we go. There you go, sir.

That's gonna run you 2625. That might be the biggest order we've ever had. There we go. There you go, sir. That's gonna run you $26.25. That might be the biggest order we've ever had, Chad. Exact change, W. Matthew, for real. Yes, ma'am. Can I help you?

Oh, my goodness. Did you get who ordered the hot superstar? You most certainly did, ma'am.

All right.

$26 with a late fee. My bus was running late the other day. I have to go to work before dropping off the movie.

You know what?

You know what, ma'am?

Sure.

Ooh.

Yeah. You know what? I believeam? Sure. Ooh.

Yeah. You know what? I believe you. Thank you so much.

Have a good day.

Sir, why are you looking at me like that? You need to calm down. Three movies, $4. Thank you so much. Three for your change. How does a popcorn machine work?

Oh

How you doing, sir? three movies That's gonna run you 15 five for your change. Have a good one What's good, buddy? Yeah, I know what you came in here and got yeah I know what you did there you go $17 three for you change chat lock in black market time lock in black market time got the stuff. I don't see no super rares on that table, man. All right, what do we got, big doll?

You caught my frying pan. That's a crazy name for an adult movie. I'll buy it. It's only $3. $19.50 market value. We got a good deal on this. Fermented turd corn with the five gifted. Romance movie $2 movie you can't beat that my ghost only regret it has good ratings too. Wow

We just we just struck a deal right here Barrel peeping through the keyhole All right husband lost at sea what is this see Alright big doll. Yo Paul, if anybody tries to grab this movie you let me know. Because I'm going to have to have a conversation with him I fear. I fear a conversation is gonna have to be had. How do we do right here? Okay that's a $300 day we'll take those chat. We will take those that is a $300 day right there Absolutely with a rainy day to

Special event demolition Derby wait, so does that mean action movies are gonna sell better one more y'all do another Wait, does that mean action movies are gonna be selling better today? Wait a minute 60% action movie rentals, bro. We got anything to claim? No, we don't. Okay, action movies are gonna fly off the shelves today. Should I get some more random movies real quick?

Chat, do we get, let's get 20 more movies. Let's get 20 more movies. $200. I did it. We're making money moves.

Redfields, Reynolds, Play Ghost Only, Regret, Sure, but don't you ever call me before we open up again. Lord have mercy. Wait chat we just got this movie off the black market and somebody ordered it immediately. Do they have like insider knowledge? Paul Paul what do you have to say? Oh my goodness, what does he have to say?

Hey, papa!

I'd like to make a complaint. One of your employees was chewing gum loudly while serving customers. That's very impolite. Okay, it won't happen again. Don't tell me I'm about to have to fire Paul. What is he about to say? He's been here 3 days. What is he about to say, man?

Yeah, Paul. What's up? Oh you quit?

No you don't quit! You're fired! You're fired! You disgusting animal! You're fired! I did all that bragging on you and you're coming here threatening to call the cops on

me when I pay your bills! Get out of my shop and if I ever see you here, I'm shooting you! I hate him more than Patrick. My goodness, we cannot keep an employee for any more than two days here. Well, let's go look at applications again.

Who do we got?

Leah, average on checkout, good on returns. $50 a day, Jack is average on both.

Dominic, slow. $50 a day Jack is average on both

Dominic slow

Catherine she's loyal which means she'll never ask for a raise

Never take a sick day. Wait a minute. I didn't know that was a

go Leah

Chad I feel like we go Leah here. Never falls asleep at work and never takes a sick day. I feel like we go Leah, she's going to fly through those returns. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Redfields Rentals third employee, Leah to the squad. We cannot keep an employee more than... Oh my... She is rolling! Oh yeah, yeah she's the GOAT! She is moving so fast! Everybody else was going slow as Christmas.

Welcome to the Redfields Rentals team, Leah. How you doing? First day on the job. I'm gonna put you on returns today. W, Leah, look how fast she's moving. Oh my goodness, dude.

Wanted poster? What wanted poster? She's on drugs? Hey that's fine with me as long as she gets that work done it don't matter. Alright, let's open up and let me put these new movies that we got. Hopefully we got some bangers here.

Let's open up.

Okay. I think we got a whole bunch of mid, not gonna lie, chat. Yeah.

Actually, no, these got decent reviews. I'm not mad.

Oh, that's only $15. It is a super rare though. I'll take it. It's only a $15 rare, but that's like a cool looking movie, dude. Look at that.

Where is it? That's clean. Just one moment, I'll be right. Ma'am, I know you did not. I seen you.

No, I seen you.

Don't act like you.

Sir, I know you ain't too. Did you just get the, oh my goodness. You, you nastiness. You nastiness. Did you just get the movie I think you just got? I'll be right with y'all, I'm so sorry.

I gotta grab some more movies to stock up, one second.

There we go exactly

But don't hurt so, man, why? Uh-huh, I see that you've gotten sexy doctor in the sauna. You, we just got that off the black market yesterday and you already got it. Did you have some insider information, ma'am? All right, $4 for your change. Have a good one. How you doing, ma'am?

Alrighty, that's gonna run you $2. What just broke? Another brand new movie is broken. These customers are about to drive me up a wall.

What's up?

A late fee, come on, we're friends. I don't know you, Isabel. Nah, give me that $2 late fee, you done lost your mind. Talk about we friends, I don't know you. Have a good one. Yes, sir. Okay, you ordered this movie? I got you right here, big dog.

Thank you. Yes, ma'am. Two horror movies, that's gonna run you $8. Two for the late fee. I mean, two for the change. Sorry, thank you.

How you doing? One movie. Welcome to the club. A matter of fact, you're going on the wall of fame. You're the first person here to order a bucket of popcorn at Redfields Rental.

Say cheese!

Say cheese! Hey, you're going on the wall of fame. I said, say cheese. Whatever. One bucket of popcorn coming right up. That looks good, I'm not gonna lie.

There you go, ma'am. That's gonna run you $10.50. $9.50 for your change. There you go. Thank you so much. How you doing, ma'am? You doing all right today?

Bag of chips and a horror movie. I got you right here. $7, three for your change. Have a good one.

What's good, big doll?

You reserved exterminate. I got you right here. I do, I reserved this like four days ago. What took you so long?

Here.

Ooh. You are a goober. Oh my goodness man. Oh Maxime 1450 are you dead soon? Get on out of here. I lost you on my I see you over there grabbing him adult movies. I see you looking You really gonna get the ultra rare version of Guy trying? If anything happens to it Liam, you will be dead and gone. You understand me and you better return it. $22.50, $2.50 for your change.

What's good big dog, one second. Yes ma'am. I was a big comic book nerd growing up. Do you have a superhero action movie to recommend superhero action movie Excuse oh, I'm sorry my bad. I thought you was a customer. I thought I start talking bad to you Superhero action movie I'll just get you two wheels one medicine. There you go

Yes, sir one for movies That's for when you 2150 big dog 1850 for your change. Have a good one.

Thank you.

What's good? Bro thinks he's, bro thinks he's, bro thinks he's, what's his name? Blue clue? Hurry up. Steve. Bro thinks he's Steve from Blue's Clues.

And you got Let Me Kiss My Milk. That's crazy. Coming here looking like Steve from Blue's Clues. You're getting an adult movie.

Two dollar late fee, Patrick. Patrick!

Man, give me the late fee and shut up. Dollar for your change. Have a good one. What's good, big dog? Two movies. right there. Another late thing bro.

What is up with y'all on these late things man? Hold on pop former scene about to blow up on me. Yeah, what's going on? Golly, I think raggedy.

Steve with the fog.

Yeah. I suffer from temporal. Give me to give me the feet. Yeah. I

from temporal. Give me, give

me the shut up. What are you talking about? Have a good one. Bro just made something up. Yes, sir. Doctor God with the wind. I got you right here. Have a good one. Yes,

sir. Alright, that's going to run you $12.03 for your

change. Have a good day. Thank you

What are you typing what just wasn't going to catch that? $20 sir, 5 for your change. As a matter of fact, why don't I do that? 5 for your change. Have a good one. Yes sir, how you doing? Oh, she's over there stalking the movies. Yes sir, you returned a broken movie. I ought to jump over this desk right now, Tristan.

Do you understand am I tweaking or is she significantly taller than every other character that's ever been in this game am I tweaking I know you did just grab an adult book. I can't wait. I can't keep yelling. Okay Give me the fee I'll go to another video store next time good. I'll make sure they know you're coming. I'll call them up 550 How you doing sir I'm stuck babysitting tonight.

Do you have an old movie? Old romance. Let me see what I can do for you right here. Old romance. Old, old romance. The Disco Queen's True Lover.

There you go, sir. Yes, sir. What was that? You really got you caught in my frying pan? Really? And you got a rare version?

Oh no. caught my frying pan really and you got a rare version oh no oh no that movie's not coming back bucket of pop you gonna get an adult movie in a bucket of popcorn i am so tired of seeing these movies come back broken. I'm about to tweak Here you go big dog $21 You return to your grand total is about to be

$41 you just set a new store record at Redfields when I was for the biggest purchase. Give me the money now. Have a good one or don't, don't care.

What's good big dog?

What did you, what is that? Too hot for my rooster.

Okay.

Late fee, I'm charging you a late fee, shut up. I'm done with the excuses, have a good one. Really, really Vincent? $3 for you, oops, $3 for your change. How you doing? That is gonna, Okay, nevermind. Okay, three. That is going to run you 1350. Have yourself a good day. 150

for your change. Thank you so much.

Hey,

is this like

Rare she is significantly taller than every other person in the game

Right right all right and you and you got who ordered the hot rooster I mean okay ma'am Florence $3 have a good day thank you so much yes she is way taller dude she is way taller than her she's taller than everybody else. Sir, I just saw you grabbing that and this. What kind of night are you trying to have, big dog? $20, five for your change. Have a good one. Kitty, kitty.

How you doing, sir? Can we get some music going back? It's kind of awkward in here. Nine dollars have a good one. Was that the guy that was babysitting and he got an adult movie? What? $4.50 I saw what you grabbed too. No, you was at that adult section too, wasn't you? I could have sworn I saw you at that adult section.

You in a bucket of popcorn, I got you. There we go.

Boom, boom.

Chad, would you eat the popcorn from here looks good 2150 350 for your change have a good one thank you yeah I'm messing with the fit though, not gonna lie, that's hard. Betty, $4, have a good one. What's good, big dog? I know you didn't just come up in here

and all you got was two adult movies, Bad Astronaut Under Arrest, and The Smoke in the Velvet Room, really? And you had a late fee. You don't wanna pay it, you're gonna pay it.

Dollar.

Let's see how we did. Chat, am I, I'm correct when saying that Leah is the best employee we've had to date. She literally moves so much faster than any other employee we have. It's crazy. We have had.

We have had two employees and had to fire both of them. I hope she don't come into work one day on some crazy stuff. For real.

How we do?

We had two great days today. We had to double charge the staff because we still paid Paul just for clocking in. But that is two back to back days where we had over $300 in rentals. That right there is absolutely beautiful. W episode. Great stream chat. Hey, chat again. I know I took off two days last weekend but I ain't the voice is cook. I'm gonna come back sunday though. All right I'm gonna be back sunday not gonna be here tomorrow or a saturday. I'm gonna be back sunday

I ain't about to talk for 48 hours. I'm done with my voice being messed up. I'm over it Great stream either way though chat. I love y'all man. Hey Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't know, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow, and

I'll see y'all Sunday, ladies and gentlemen. I love it, all right? I love it, all right? Peace out, y'all.