my first night out since having a baby , another week with the family and a Chris mcasuland reunion

Good morning, everyone.Welcome back to another vlog.It is currently...Monday morning, isn't it?My boy.Monday morning.

This little one's been up since 5 .30, which isn't too bad.He allowed mama to get six hours sleep last night.

Good boy.Haven't quite cracked the seven in a few days and I'm feeling a little bit, but that's okay.We'll get a nap in today at some point, won't we?

We've come into the spare room just so that we can give Joey a little break because he's very active in the mornings.Aren't you?

You're very active in the mornings.We'll go see Nanny and Poppy now.

I didn't want to go into their room too early because otherwise they won't be able to sleep.All right, let's go see Nanny and Poppy then.Literally within seconds, he's just like fallen asleep.Oh no, now he's awake.He's like that character.I'm awake, I'm asleep, I'm awake, I'm asleep.

Or maybe, actually I don't even know if that's a character.I think I made that up.Okay, okay, we'll go for a walk now.He loves going for a walk in the morning.Let's go for a walk.Not like a walk outside, but just like a walk around the house.

Morning, Pop Pop.New week.He's beautiful, isn't he?He's a little cutie.Has he fallen asleep?No, has he got his eyes wide open?

No.

His eyes are wide open.

So we've come to Mark's and Spencer's for a little mini shopping spree because Bowden, I know, I mean, we have a lot of clothes, but weirdly we have no clothes for Bowden in the age bracket that he's in right now.So I actually said I need to go get him at least some little sleep suits because everything's either too bigor far too small.So we've come to Marks and Spencer's to have a little look at the baby range and maybe some other things.There's such a lovely spring range at the moment at Marks and Spencer's for girls' clothes.I know I just said shopping for Bowden, however, there's some really, really cute stuff for myself.

that skirt with this little matching top.

Isn't that so cute?

Really love that.I just had it against that little gingham.However, the hard thing at the moment for me is finding things that I can wear whilst feeding because everything I need to unbutton.So beautiful dresses like this doesn't really work for me if I'm going out anywhere.with Bowden which will be all the time so it's really pretty there's so many nice things here but i just i can't wear them out this dress too is so cute oh my god isn't that so adorable that one there but just not practical it's just not practical for me at the moment i have wanted a pair of barrel jeans for i can't even remember how long come on a minute size eight in the barrel jean mid -rise full length however this is the color i really want don't really want the dark denim i want the lighter denim and they do not have them in the lighter denim okay i went for the barrel jeans i'm going to give them a whirl now we are at the little boys section stop whatWhat, zero to three months?

You see, they are cute.We don't have any little jeans for him.They are so cute.Okay, I'm getting those.That is very cute.This, this stripy one is very cute.

Or the carrot one.Don't think they've got that in this size.Also, these hats are adorable.I kind of like that.I kind of love it.Oh my god.

It just gets cuter and cuter how adorable guys Stop look at that a little big for now, but so cute.Oh my god this little Paddington bear tracksuit is so cute I really love these little trousers.Okay, this is cute.This is really cute those little trousers with that top sold so we had a little pit stop for coffee and Because the cafe is in M &S I'm still shopping.However, I feel like I've just shoplifted because I've walked out the store still with my big old basket full of stuff.No security tag went off or anything.

But we're just having a little coffee, little coffee stop in the sunshine, which is really beautiful to sit in the sun.And then we're going to go get some food bits.Mark carrying his Mark and Spencer's bag.What are you carrying?Your cookchook?Cookchook, cookchook.

I'm going to show Joey what I got little man.These little trousers.

Cute.

The little cow jumper.These little trousers.

Love those.They fit him now do you think?

He's not far off is he?Zero to three months.So cute.These are my favourite.

Little mini carrot.Show them the back.

They're so cute.If his legs could roll them up like that.

That's super cute.

This is, again, zero to three months.

Green stripes, like he works in a garden centre.

It's like his room.

Oh yeah, well good, it is.

That's why I got it.

You camouflage.

It's like his little room, but like that and that is so cute.A little hat.

Very cute.It's probably my favourite, I think, so far.

A little turnip hat.Is it a turnip?

I think so, yeah.Oh my god, these.Very cute, that kind of goes with the hat as well.

It does kind of go with the hat.and then just some sleep suits.I'm very happy with that.

What are you doing there, Mark?

You've got your top hat on.Where are you wearing that to?To your party.You need a bow tie.Are you trying to take a selfie?Are you trying to take a selfie?

What are you looking at?

Oh, you're looking at top hats.You're very happy with that hat, aren't you?

Well, it's a good find.

It's a good find.Very good find.What do you reckon, Bowie?Pop Pop look good in his hat?Do you think?

What do you reckon, Bowie?

pop pop look good the story of the top hat continues he's still got it it's probably about three hourspast the last time I showed you him with his top hat.He's got it out again, guys.Again, he's got the top hat out again.He's trying to figure out how much of a bargain he got, because he paid two pound for his top hat at the boot sale.And how much is it worth, this one?

About seven pounds.

Seven pounds.How'd you figure that out?because i google but what do you google i google the code what the code what code there's a code on here okay so the barcode so he's taking the barcode off the hat and Googled how much it was, and it's come up with seven pounds.So you got a saving of, you paid two pound for it, saving of five pound there, Mark.

Five pound off of you.

That's good.Now Nanny's showing off her charity shop purchase.Show us your jacket.It's very nice.It's a beautiful cut.That's a good one down there, isn't it, that Chazza?

And how much did you pay for that one?Seven pound.Very nice.Very nice indeed.Lovely.Also, I've put little Bowie in his little stripy pants that I bought him today.

They're a little bit long for him, but it's cute.A bit rude, Bowden.He's a little farter, this one, but they're so cute.I didn't actually show you what we had for dinner tonight, but it was absolutely amazing.Mum made pasta, but a lentil -based pasta.and it was like a bolognese.

It was so, so good.We are now on, what do we call this walk, eh?

Fart walk.

Fart walk.So it is a walk that mum and dad do religiously after.I think I've said this in one of my other vlogs.religiously after dinner to release the air from your bowels It was called a fart walk.So every night they go, we're off on our fart walk.And I don't usually go with them.

But I decided, me and Bowie decided to come on a fart walk tonight.

Bowie doesn't need encouragement.

He does not need encouragement.No, you're right.He does.

But yes, we're on our fart walk.

This is honestly one of the most prettiest trees I've ever seen.Look at that flower.but mum actually doesn't know what this is so if anyone knows what this type of tree is let us know in the comments because i want one and it reminds me of i don't know if anyone in the uk had it but they were called magic trees when i was a kid and you would put the tree in water and these crystals would form on the tree and that's what those trees these trees whatever these are there's loads down this road remind me of.So fluffy, so beautiful.I really, really want one.

And obviously they grow well in the area.

Another week of Rina's cafe.And look at this spread.Gee, you're good.What have we got here?We've got sauerkraut.We've got, what do you call this?

Ratatouille?Cabanara?Scrambled eggs.She's even put pomegranate.into pomegranate and feta into that little greens mix there as you can see joseph's always a little different because he doesn't really like the bells and whistles as much as i doWowzers, that looks amazing mum.

Thank you so much.Take a bow in your little nightgown.Both of you in your nightgowns.Turn nice.So what have you got there Mark?

I've got my top hat.

Yep.

I've got my jacket.

Yep.

I've got my trousers.And all four for Mel's birthday.

And we just need to find you now a vest.Yeah, looks good though.I like it.Very nice.Take a breath, hon, take a breath.Oh, what does that mean?

Oh, what's happening now?So for context, everyone, Jo's just been to the physio and there was a little exercise that they made Jo do.So now we're all trying different things.And this one's mum's little creation.What do you do here, mum?Stand on one leg.

don't smile stand on one leg close your eyes it wears that oh oh how many seconds you meant to do oh and with the tongue out also bowie look what pop pop got you when we went on our holiday i'll show you now where we went to lime regis when it was the fossil town yes pop pop went on the beach and bought you these well got you these look and it says bowden love pop pop 26 one and then you've got this one this is bowden 26 two but the only thing is pop pop bowden is spelt with an e nOopsie.That's okay.

Belden.

Belden.

Belden.

That's okay.We like that.That's from Pop Pop.We'll always know that Pop Pop spelt your name wrong.It is very similar to my brother's name, Brendan, which is an A N. You're right.I said the exact same thing, Mark.

But thank you for that.Say thanks, Pop Pop.Pop Pop.At this point I feel like a broken record but we are back in a charity shop.I've actually booked mum and dad in today for some acupuncture treatments and near my acupuncture place is a row full of charity shops.So we've come into Hove to have a little look around and once again dad is in his absolute element.

At the moment, he's looking for a vest or a waistcoat to go with that little suit that you saw earlier.We have success.Dad's bought a few little bits, and Dad just said, oh, here's one.Dad, look.Dad just said, instead of a pub crawl, we do a charity shop crawl.We've come to the Simpsons wall, which gets changed all the time, by the way, so you have to sit on it.

You go on this, Be careful it doesn't break and then sit on there, but please be careful.Oh God, I'm worried.What have I asked him to do?Oh God, no, maybe don't.Oh, it's going to break.No, it's going to break.

I don't think he's going to work.Hang on, let me take a picture now.Now we're going to get you down.How are we going to get down?Go on Mark, show us what you got.

Just keep in mind that I got these for a fancy dress birthday party.

Fancy dress birthday party.That's the whole reason behind it.So my sister -in -law is having her 40th birthday party.I don't know if I'm allowed to say all this, but Anyway, um she's having a party and it's Bridgerton theme isn't it?

Yeah.

Bridgerton theme.So this is what dad's got for.This is what this is all for.Hence why he got the top hat.

And the top hat and the trousers and.

And the jacket.

And the jacket.

And now you've got a waistcoat.

Yeah so um.I've got plenty of undies.

You've got plenty of...We don't need to get any undies from the charity shop, do we?No.Probably not.

I've got a black tie and a silver tie.What would you recommend?

I think we need to see it on, because the pants that you've got have a bit of silver in them, don't they?

They do, yeah.They're more grey.We'll have to check it out.

We'll have to have a look.We'll have to see.

Or, failing all that, I could wear this.

That's what I got.I got that lovely Zara dress, actually.for seven pound and it's a good one because it's a button -up which lately I need to wear button -ups.

Very nice, I like the colour.

It's a nice dress isn't it?Green looks good on you.Thank you.What else did you find?Did you find anything else?I got a belt.

Oh you got a belt?

A belt.

And that's it?

And that's it.

We're home now.I miss my little boy so much.And dad istrying on his suit so i'm just waiting for him to come so we can have a look at the full finished product however he is wanting some advice on the old tie situation because he got the silver and the black as you saw but he wants to know which one you think will look better let's go have a white shirt yes of course we're gonna have a white shirt I actually quite like the silver because it ties in with the gray in the pants.

I think that too.

Is that what you think?

Yeah.

I like it.How good does it look, mum?It just ties in, I think, with the gray pants.I like it a lot.Let us know what you think.Does he go for the gray or does he go for the black?

I think the gray is just that little bit of added extra pizzazz.Perfect.Very good.

You've been a model.

Honestly, look at my mum go.She is the absolute best.She's made these beautiful potatoes and she's made a gorgeous salad over here.Very very lucky to have mum here looking after us.I genuinely don't know what I would have done without her.Isn't that right Bowie?

We're very lucky aren't we?

This is his favourite little position.It's just being held like this at the moment.He does not want to be put down.Let me just say Nanny's such a good cook and she's looked after us so well.Isn't she?

And so have you looked after us.

Well, that's true.Works both ways, doesn't it?Good morning.It is a beautiful sunny day out there.Oh, look at that sunshine.Get that vitamin D on the face.

Vitamin D. Love it.

Today, we are actually going to the movies.So I have booked me, mum and dad in.Obviously I would love for us to all go but Jo's gonna stay home and look after Bowdoin.So I'm really excited about that and mum and dad have never been to an everyman theatre so it'll be a little experience for them and I'm gonna miss Bowdoin so much.This is the thing I'm finding hard.I have been doing a few little things here and there with mum and dad and leaving Bowdoin home with Jo.

We kind of take it in turns and then Joe will go and do his thing and we're very lucky that he actually takes the bottle.So I express my milk, leave it for Joe and Joe's able to feed him which we're really really grateful and lucky that he does that because I have heard that some babies just won't take the bottle or they'll take the bottle and then they get confused and then they don't take the boob but he's doing both very nicely at the moment.

hopefully it stays that way.

So yeah, that is the plan for today.We are going to go and watch the Michael Jackson movie at the Everyman Theatre.

Oh, here comes Mark.

Mark in the National Park.What are you up to?

I'm going to go and do the red light.

Oh, nice.Go and enjoy your red light.See you.

I might have a little swim.

Oh, beautiful.Do it.Sounds good.

Where's Bowden?

Bowden's in his crib.

Looks like a nice day.

It is a beautiful day out there.

Yeah.

Enjoy.Well, we...on our little movie date.No, my car's not going to blow up.My car's doing funny noises, but it's happened many a time before.Down the stairs or the elevator?

Stairs.Like I mentioned before, we are about to go and see the Michael Jackson film and just show you outfits of the day.You're both rocking double denim today.

Whoa.

Hoolidooly.Everyman Theatre is a place I've wanted to bring mum and dad for so long because it's just the experience of being able to eat your lunch in there, ordering your food, just a little bit.It's a bit of a treat.This is what I want to come to.

All the mums come and yeah, mums and bubs.

How cool is that?It's such a good idea.We're going to have a seat outside and have a nice coffee while we wait for our movie.Where should we sit?Over here?It's cute, isn't it?

Looks like we got the whole theater to ourself as well.

That'd be nice, wouldn't it?Yeah.

We had our coffees.I always get from here the mint tea, and it is honestly the best mint tea I've ever, ever, ever had in my life.

Yeah.

They use fresh mint leaves, but I don't know, like, basically like they put the water in there, but it's like they infuse it for ages.

Yeah, it feels like that, but it's a long, long life.Probably spearmint.

Yeah.

That's for a dog to go and take the leaves home.

Yeah, she would take the leaves home.Right, should we go in?

Let's do it.

Let's do it.five e four e three so these two and this one so that's a good little posse it's cute isn't it

It's like sitting in your lounge room at home.

Yeah, it is.It is like sitting in your lounge room.

Lunch is served.

You can't take it with you, but you can do amazing things with it before you go.

Well, some time has passed since the movies and we got back home.We've had dinner.We've done all that.We're actually currently on a good old fart walk and We haven't discussed the movie.What did we think to the movie?

I reckon anyone who's going to see it, go and see it because it's fantastic.

It was very good.Let's just go out of 10.What would you give it?

I'd give it 10.

Really?I'd give it a 9.But what about you?I think I'd give it a 9 because it was quite long and I missed Bowdoin.That was why I'd give it a 9.Because towards the end I'm thinking, alright, We know you're good, Michael, but I need to go home and see my little boy.

Paul loves looking at Nanny in the morning.

Nanny's boy.

You do what?

By the way, it's the next morning, but Dad said yesterday we were actually watching my other vlog as we sat in bed, and he said, everyone must think we all just sleep together.We don't.

I come in in the morning, guys.I promise.

We're off to the Chulip Festival in Arundale today.And I have on my new jeans that I got from M &S.These are my barrel jeans.I told you I've really wanted a pair of barrel jeans for so long and I love them.You can't really see them that well in this mirror, but very, very nice.Do you like my barrel jeans, Dad?

I like yours, yeah.And we've made it to Arendelle it's a very oh my god, there's a lot of people finally here Standard my phone is probably not gonna last the distance.So I'll show you a lovely view of Arendelle Castle, yes Mum hasn't charged her phone either, but this is very beautiful So cool Gorgeous.Are they like poppies on the side as well or tulips?So pretty.That is a solid hedge.

Mum's back down on her knees getting that photo but it is very pretty.Castle in the background and the tulips which are pretty much at their last tether I would say.We are now back.I didn't fit all there because like I said my phone was on three percent.and then it was on 2 % and then 1 % and then it was dead.So lovely.

We ended up having lunch there in the castle actually.We looked inside the castle, which was incredible.

and then we just drove home so we've just got back now little man's having a feed we're gonna go we're gonna be going home soon we won't see you anymore for a long time don't be sad don't be too sad you got your mummy and daddy here we they won't leave you but we'll come back and see you So fat white, isn't it?Yeah, yeah.Boo.Oh, you're gonna cry.

My little boy's got the hiccups again.

We need to change your bum, but we're going to come over and see what Nanny's cooking up a storm for dinner.

Nanny, what are we going to do without you?I can't.So what are you making here?Green?

Chicken curry.

Do you know what?All she's done so far is cook these onions, not even.But the smell is amazing.Yeah, but why?

Because you've used ghee.

That's why, because you've used the ghee.So what, you've just cut up some onion and slowly cooking it in ghee.Chopped up, what did you get?Chicken thigh?

Chicken thigh.

These are the spices.Medium curry powder, turmeric, ground cumin, and I'm guessing...

I didn't use the ginger.You didn't use the ginger because you've got fresh ginger.

So just what, a teaspoon of those each?Two tablespoons.Oh.Teaspoon, teaspoon.OK, wow.So two tablespoons of the curry.

Yeah.Nice one.

Well, it says mild, so I'm presuming it's not going to be too hot.No, I don't think it would be.

And then, so what do you do from here once you fully cook the chicken, right?Get it reasonable.And then we add in the coconut and tomato.Tomato first, then the coconut, and then we bang it in the oven.

I like it in the oven.

Yeah, I think it caramelises, doesn't it?Yeah.

Added the tomato.You can use whole tomato here, like fresh tomato.

Yeah.

Again, it's whatever you've got.

And at what point will you add the coconut?At the end.We cook this off.

Yeah.And then I taste it, and then that way I judge how much it needs.Gotcha.

It's looking and smelling divine.She's had it in the oven.Now she is about to put the coconut milk in, but I'm just going to try this first.Mama's so good.And we are back for another day of vlogging.It's a beautiful day today.

Look at the sky.So we decided to go, should we go that way?No.I can't get through that way.These guys know the directions better than I do around here.We've decided to go for a walk and have a picnic because we really enjoyed our little yogurt picnic last night.

I have made some curried egg sandwiches this morning and I've packed it all up with a little ice block in a cooler bag and we're gonna go have a picnic.We're gonna have a coffee.We're gonna try out a coffee shop that we've never tried before.And yeah, we're just gonna have a lovely little walk and picnic today.Oh, and tonight, oh my God, tonight, tonight, mum and dad are going to see the one and only Christopher McCausland.I'm really excited about this because his show is absolutely brilliant and I've really wanted them to see his show.

It's picnic time.

So take the curried egg sandwich and pass it on really.there's more in there as well oh they smell like curried egg all right don't they smell like a fart they're nice probably could have done with a bit more curry no no i think it's good oh a little sausage little sausage dog funny little things aren't they like why are they so long oh i also got apple yoga a little nap stretch i just fed bowie he is currently fast asleep aren't you my boy Baby, how was that guys?Enjoyed it?I mean just perfect, isn't it?We are at my favorite little shop, oh I want some flowers mom, what ones do I get?They're so pretty!

Look at that.That was beautiful.What a beautiful walk, what beautiful weather, what beautiful company, beautiful food.Let me quickly show you what we got from the charity shop.Also, I bought myself some Chulip.

What did we get?

I found these gorgeous brown boots for £6 .50.The brand I've never heard of before, so I'll have to do a mark and have a little look at how much they were.The brand is Piccolinos, but it seems like a really good quality shoe and they fit perfect.Super comfy.I know I have a lot of brown boots however these ones had a lovely little heel to them and yeah I just loved them so bought those £6 .50 already said that.I also found this, which still had the tag on it.

This is Oshkosh the Gosh.£1 .50 for this little white shirt, white button up shirt.It's for six to nine months, so he's still got a little while, but the rate he's growing, probably be next week that he can fit into it.How sweet is that?I am really, really happy with that at £1 .50.Oshkosh by gosh, I'm pretty sure is like now a vintage kids brand.

I don't know if they still sell it.I could be wrong.Excuse me if I am wrong.I also found these cargo pants.Didn't try them on.You can't really try anything on in this charity shop that we went to.

They looked comfy and I love a cargo pant.Cargo pant and white shirt, white tee.They were £3.Yeah, £3.That was my purchases from the Chazza.Mum and Dad, Dad got some candlesticks.

Mum got a couple of pairs of pants, not knickers, I say pants, Australian thing, like trousers.And what else did Mum get?Mum also got a pair of shoes.Mum, show me your shoes.What are these?I don't actually think they look like, if they'd been worn maybe once or twice, if that, how much did four pound these were?

What a perfect shoe for Mum.A little bit of a platform and the colour, We were saying we love a tan shoe because you could just wear it with anything.So what a good little bargain that was.There you go.Gorgeous.Again, just to reiterate how lucky I am, my mum right now is going through my wardrobe and hanging everything up proper because that wardrobe in there was an absolute utter mess.

I just sort of, it was like that, you know when you're a kid and youput stuff things under your bed to just try and hide it that's kind of what that cupboard was like I'm surprised I could even open it without things falling out mum is being the angel that she is and is hanging everything out and putting it into its place I'm very very lucky Mum and Dad are in the auditorium and I'm backstage.Man, the myth, the legend, Christopher McCausland.Good day, Chris.

Oh, shit, sis.This is me sign.The batteries have run out.

How much have you missed me?I don't know.What's that?Which one's that?Um, oh, okay.Let me, let me try and describe it.

It's got one, two, three, four, it's got four lines in it.

Four lines?

Yeah.What letter has four lines in it?Huh?

What letter?

What letter has four lines?What word?no you had a letter this this one here that you pulled out is a letter yeah yeah yeah yeah what letter has four lines oh i thought you meant like this is a line that's a line no no no yes what's the first letter of my name um but this is the 11th no that's not my that have they got three no you've messed it up chris you've messed it up chris is at the top yeah and then you you hang on your m's gone all screwy there we go there's your m mccausen oh hang on what's that it's fell over yeah that one's got one line but it's curved right what's that okay okay doubled up on your C's Chris.I know you've got two C's in your name but they've actually given you three C's there and then you've got a star at the bottom.

Let's do the sign for the blind man but we won't put batteries in it because it doesn't matter.

So give me this phone while it's still recording.

So now it's pointing at you?

Yes.

Okay so Di, is this your first night out without the baby?

Yes, no it is.First night without the baby.

What was the other one?

Was it a failed attempt?Yeah, trying to run away from home.how's it going it's good yeah yeah oh thank you lining me up sorry there we goI mean yeah no it's good I have the cutest baby ever Chris I don't say that told you this before even parents of ugly babies say that Do you like his name?Be honest, do you like his name?

You said to me, I'm not telling you what his name is until he's born.Yeah, yeah.But it's not a weird one, it's a normal name.And then you go, it's Bowden.In what world is that?

I think this is very common.

Because everyone says Bowden as well, so he's going to spend his whole life going...

I know, I know.It's like bow as in take a bow.Do you see what I'm saying there?

But you've called it Bowden because, why?

Because it's a hill.

A hill.It's an English word for hill.

It's where Joe used to live.

From Bowden Hill.

Yes.

Hill Hill.

Yes.

Okay, change the subject.Back to me.

Back to me.Back to your book sales.

I gave up with that after Christmas.Oh, shit.It's like a race before Christmas.They send you every week.You've sold this many.You've sold that many.

This is where you are.You're number 11.And then as soon as Christmas is out of the way, have another peep.

Really?Maybe it's all about Christmas, isn't it?

Yeah, that's true.By the way, it's actually out on paperback in about two weeks.

Is it?Hang on a minute.I'm sure I've seen it in Tesco.uh paperback yeah that is paperback isn't it no it's the hardback yeah oh what does paperback mean?paperback to the softback so anyone that's got really really weak arms and can't hold a hardback book hang on a minute they they introduce a paperback and a softback no wait it's a hardback and a paperback at different times yeah the paper hardback comes out which is a bit more expensive oh and then the cheapy paperback comes out no way i never to see you learn something new every day i never never knew about that i think my book only started at the soft partIt never did the hard stuff.

I never knew it was an option, Chris.

They didn't give me that option when I did my book.

Because I have a book, everyone.I know that's hard to believe, but I have a book.Have you got a book, Sally?

Chris, you know I have a book.

It's Move Yourself Happy.And what did you do when I danced with you?You moved yourself happy.Go on, give us a move.Makes you instantly happy.There you go, your stretches with your little toes.

I've missed you, Chris.

I've missed you so much.

I said to Chris before that we have to, oh sorry Neil, you got yours.But I said that we should, we need to go and do some dancing soon.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Would you be keen?

I think keen's a bit of a stretch.

What dance did we not do?on Strictly.We didn't do an Argentine tango, Chris.

We didn't do the slow one as well.Or the rumba.Do you know, Pete made me laugh because he did the rumba.He goes, oh, fuck it now, mate, fuck it now.He said, it's so slow.He said, you're making a mistake in it.

You're just making a mistake for ages.

No, it's so true, though.It's so true.Hence why I didn't want you to do that dance.Very hard dance to do.But I reckon you'd be good at an Argentine tango.It's a little flicky leg one.

Yeah, I don't know the difference.It's got lifts in it, hasn't it?It does have lifts.

Oh, no, the ballroom tango, nothing like the Argentine.

OK, this is a fun fact for you.The tango was the only week, right, that on that little strickly pole that we dropped a second.

Are we behind Sarah?Yes.That was the only week we dropped to second.Every other week, number one.And it came on the back of Haddler for you as well.

It wasn't a good two weeks for us, was it?I'm surprised we survived to be honest.But yeah, we dropped to second in that week.

Yeah.I think as well, it's all about the song choice, isn't it?I think that Kiss was probably our worst song choice of the run.

Yeah, I wasn't a huge fan.

In terms of matching the song to the dance.I love Kiss, but it was probably the wrong thing.

Yeah.yeah when we we started off did we have oh we had a guitar in that too didn't we i was gonna say we started on the drums but we we did have a guitar and a slide or a spinny rambuncton the three things i knew at least would take up a little bit of time and he already knew i didn't have to explain from the beginning oh chris what good they were good days They were good days, weren't they?

Back in the day when you could wake up when you wanted to die.You could go home when you wanted.They were good days.You didn't smell a vomit.

I didn't smell a...Breast milk is a weird smell, Chris.

Yeah.

Apparently, fun fact, every woman has a distinct breast milk smell.

I'm sure every woman just has a distinct smell.

Yeah, well that's true.You're going to boil it down to that kind of level.Yes.

I'm sure every human has its own distinct smell.

Yeah, that's true.Yeah.But the breast milk is a very weird smell.I thought it would be more fruity.It's not.

I bet you've been cooking with it and stuff.You know me too well.

Do you know what I did with my placenta, Chris?Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Do you know what I did with my placenta?

You had an omelette and I made some candles.

No, the thing is, I...

This is the end of all that.I'm going to have to go back home.

All right, Chris.You're a legend.You're funny.I'm laughing backstage.

All right.

All right.Good luck for the second bit.I can hear Mark and Reena as well, laughing away.I can't.

I can hear some very distinct snoring that sounds like it's in an Australian accent.

Nah, Mark hasn't.Trust me, he's loving life.

Hey, you're talking faster.

Oh yeah, you haven't seen Dad since the heart operation, have you?No, no, no, they sped him up.He's been opened up and sped up.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Changed his batteries.Yeah.Good to see you, man.Now I'm feeling good.Yeah.Well, congratulations on coming underground again.

Yeah, yeah, that's good.Yeah, yeah.Sorry.

Well, it is the next morning, the day after Chris McCausland's show.What did you think to the show, mum?Very funny.Very, very funny.He is a funny man.And just so talented at telling a story.

I love the way he tells a story.I'm biased, but I think he's the best comedian out there.So we, me, Didn't really get that much sleep last night, because by the time I got back, I didn't really have the best night's sleep.Little Bowden was a little bit...I would say excited last night.Not upset, just gets excited and kicks those little legs around.

However, I am making pancakes.It's always the first pancake that doesn't really work.

Did you put some ghee?

Of course I put ghee.I'm going to go for a morning walk and then probably come home and just have a nice relaxing day at home today.So this will probably be the last part of my vlog.It turned out well.

We got 12 days.

Good?

Beautiful.

Yum.

Enjoy.

Mum!No way!It's Saturday afternoon and I was on the couch because I'm feeling a bit tired.Unbeknown to me, mum's made a whole batch of bloody scones.I don't know what they're like.Cheese scones?

No, they're pumpkin scones.Pumpkin scones.Should we try one?Should we just try a little bit of one?

No, what I did was I used...

Oh my God, they look so good.

What do you think of that?

What do you think of that?

We've got no cream.We don't have any cream.What about...No, we don't have any cream.We can just try a little bit with that cream.Put a bit of butter on it.

Let me take a picture of them.I've done some mixed buckwheat.

Oh, did you?With normal?

And you just, what, pureed a pumpkin or something?Yeah, I just mashed up a cup of pumpkin.So for anyone that doesn't know me, I'm a sucker for a scone.I love a scone to the point I thought about having a scone birthday cake this year.However, we've come up with a different idea for birthday cake, haven't we?It's gorgeous, mum.

I like a scone because I almost feel like savory.

Or you can make them savory.You can make them with cheese.

Glasses are fogged up there, hun.Oh, they're really good.Really good scones.I'm going to ask for another batch for my birthday.That is the end of my vlog.Thank you all very, very much for watching.

Today?Yeah.

No way.

Yeah.

I've got one coming up too.

Today?

Not trying to promo for your vlog.There you go.No, I've got an hour long.

You're saying, mine's one hour long.

Two hours of.

Two hours of.Standard, my phone died during that.So some time has passed, I had to charge my phone.But I still would like to say thank you for watching the vlog.I'll see you all very soon for another one.Take care, have a great weekend.

Lots of love from the Buzzfells and the Suggs.