I am making up for my sour, disgusting performance from last night.Disgusting?Do the flag spot again?I think that would ever work again.I don't know if that would ever work again.I really don't.
I just really don't know if it ever would again.Let's see what I got here.What's the first lobby of the night looking like here?First lobby of the night, what are we looking like?What's the flag spot?Oh man, you just had to witness it to see it.
chat good news is we are sitting at 22 likes now on neon green g string i think i'm gonna change the name after this game i might go like leopard print g string or something i'll probably i'll probably do our i'll rename after this okay cool oh yeah oh i'm smurfing in this lobby oh it's a modded map oh lord what is it chat do y 'all remember ship mapfrom Call of Duty Modern Warfare?They have that in this too.Oh my goodness, we will see ya in court, buddy.Oh buddy, oh pal, we will see ya in court.Disco with the five, thank you.
I played that a long time ago, Fozzy, thank you Fozzy, W Fozzy.I've been voting for you to win every round for the past two or three days.See, you're smart.I'm straight smurfing in this lobby, let's go.Straight smurfing in here type this dude's ip in the chat will to do something crazy is Kind of I kind of want to do something crazy, but i'm not I said i'm only doing meta spots todaythat's beautiful that's beautiful i like that right there somebody like that right there don't y 'all like that right there oatmeal the thing with this spot though like the spot but i feel like if they just look here i'm instantly i'm dead case where are you exactly yo this lobby settings are good though decent amount of time to hide and not a ridiculous amount of time to search you know what else could work you could go as a wheel to the forklift here to kill oatmeal's in the blender right now gg So here we go with the 50 IQ Hunter stuff.
As soon as I get me a good spot, y 'all start coping.Talking about 50 IQ Hunter, I don't want to hear it.I told y 'all I'm going on a big win streak tonight I do not care.I'm actually putting my best foot forward tonight.No joke last night.I was trying some crazy stuff I am legitimately putting my best foot forward tonight.
No joke ski for real ski right now ski like I'm serious ski Shaquille O 'Neal gonna find me Somebody was on top of the forklift they they never knew I better get some likes off of this.Ruin this for me.
Baby!Told y 'all!Where my likes at?I can't, I can't move.
Yo, chill!Where my likes at though?No?Okay.Told y 'all.Best foot forward today.
Yesterday.had some bad performances today is different here y 'all go coping to saying it's unethical no bud like i've been telling y 'all unless i'm hiding out in the open butt naked no draw zone y 'all say it's unethical what map is this i'll already have it downloaded we're good yo brent with the 10 thank you believers getting paid today exactly exactly believers are getting paid today I told y 'all chat, y 'all about to witness, this is gonna be arguably my most successful Mecha Chameleon outing right here.No joke.What'd you just say?Unethical spots only tonight?Dash queso, never said that.
Queso with the five, thank you.Come on, what map is this?Nuketown.That's a beauty.This goes back to my, uh, high traffic, low traffic, no traffic theory.The reason this spot is going to work is because there's going to be so many whistles from this area.
They're going to hear a whistle right here and they're going to assume it's coming from upstairs or wrong.It's a beauty right there.Oh, there's no hunter.The chair spot video is pinned.Okay.let's refund that.
So, somebody said earlier they got a win in my chair spot.Back rooms chair strat works.Believe.Italian urban cheese is me.Da quality.Okay, there we go, it's better.
I told y 'all, I told y 'all, and you got all the glory from it.Oh my goodness, I'm sick to my stomach.Oh my goodness, I'm actually sick to my stomach.Oh my goodness, I'm actually sick to my stomach.You got all this glory for this.I am sick to my stomach, man.
All of them people in that lobby probably thought you're a genius, bro.I cannot put, you better told him.Please tell me you told him in the chat.
Oh man.Look at him in the chat saying nice.Oh my goodness, I could puke.Incredible.Oh my god.I swear you better have told him.
I swear.I can't sleep.Actually cannot sleep.
You have to.That is insane.SMASH!
That makes me so sick.What makes it worse is everybody's glazing it saying OMG incredible in the chat and this whole time I've been trying for Oh my goodness, I cannot believe this.Look at him in the chat.Look at him in the chat, dude Just look at the chat.Oh Oh my goodness.No way.
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Get started freeThat's like going on like a mountain climbing expedition and you sacrifice your life to save like 10 people that would have died but you died in the process and then later on one of the people that survived claimed they saved everybody and it was you the whole time but you're dead so you can't say nothing like I'm not in the lobby so I can't be like yo that's actually my spotGuy who said the joke versus the guy that said it louder.Yeah, that's literally, that's exactly what it is.Yeah, I am absolutely distraught.I mean, I'm happy for you.Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you.
Because that gives me retribution knowing that my spot, that is actually a great spot, no matter what everybody in here says.But what hurts me the most is that they're in that chat saying, incredible, nice.Flackjacks with the five, thank you.I'm gonna try it again.As soon as I get the backrooms map, I am walking straight I told y 'all when I before I got on this game tonight I said I am NOT giving up that spot on that map until until it works.You know, what's crazy I bet when I do it and it does win nobody's gonna give me a like and they're not gonna be like yo That's a cool spot.
Maybe it's cuz my name is neon green g -string.So they're probably scared of me But whatever like I was getting more likes when my name was dookie man 12 I can't believe you know what that makes me happy though Chat, I told y 'all that was a good spot.I told y 'all.Hey Case, me and my sister Millie are big fans.She passed her driving test today and I was wondering if you could say congratulations.Yo, congratulations on...
They had it in his back rooms for a second.Congratulations on passing your driving test, Millie.Oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh, oh, oh, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh, oh, oh, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, that might give it away though because they'd look at the name list and be like wait this dude's name is the chair spot let me go start looking at every chair hey quit with all that whistling leopard print thong crusty version is in here kobe i made that i swear i did come on man let's get this going now they need a streamer mode for this game if it's a game where you can literally draw whatever you want there's you you literally how could you even stop that all you can do is hope that peoplewill be decent people.And we know how that goes.Let's go.
Competitive spots only tonight.Why is it crusty though?Booty crumbs on it.What you talking about?There's a lot of people.Infection lobby?
Should I do it?No, I'm gonna do something else.Do?No, I'm not gonna do that.Do you believe in my ability to cook something right now, Chad?That's the question.
Did I cook?Actually might be the best texturing I've ever done in my life.I'm low -key proud of myself for that.Chat, is that the best texturing I've ever done?This is the most work I've ever put into a spot.So much work into this, it's actually insane.
This has to work.That's good, unless you just know I'm there.That's good, bruh.Somebody just got they head blowed smooth.I let a dude have some butt shot in that shotgun, golly.Bro, you kidding?
Where am I even at?
On this side?This is tough.Oh yeah, come on.
How obvious is it from the side?wait this can no joke work like i'm serious this can actually work wait just a minute dude super obvious no i just i just disagree shadow off i turn my shadow off little red with the chin thank yousomebody actually just typed unethical by the way no joke somebody's looking directly at me and hasn't seen me yet please please please please oh no that dude's looking up that's not good oh no he's looking up no no please this is the most effort i've ever put into a spot ever it's tough wow it's actually working why are you sounding surprised bro look name plates off you can't even see me there Yo, there is so many in this area.I'm gonna need y 'all to leave, bro.Oh my goodness, my tum -tum hurting.gg yo chris redfield just just typed in the chat jeff just typed in the chat doing the monthly rounds of sending good vibes to the streams and i'm not gonna say what's up and i'm not gonna not say what's up to my brother good vibes your way keep bringing all the good times yo w chris man chair from the back rooms with the five thank you chris look at my hiding spot bro look at me up here w jeff appreciate that jeff look at my spot bro This is actually gonna work.
Chat, if I don't die here, I'm two for two.Uh -oh.Oh no, they're on to me.If I'm gonna be found, it's gonna be by this dude right here.100%.I can't believe it.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.I'm literally in first place and missed spot ranking.No.Beatboxing booty with the five.
Today in my life, baby!
I did.I literally did.
Stealing that.You got me messed up.I am straight up stealing that one.I'm stealing that one.My goodness, I'm stealing that.
Dude, that's the best spot I've actually seen in a minute.That is actually the best spot that I think maybe I've seen yet.Able to recreate it.Yo, Chip with the five.Where even were you?Exactly.
Bro, you're doing back -to -back sewer?I don't feel brave enough to do that.Not right after, bro.immediately check that anyway.Wait a minute.Candy Kang with the five.
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Get started freeThank you.I'm inspired.Is that a C?say what you want but that looks good if you're not just looking for it say what you want but if you're not looking for that that looks good i'm dead serious it does but they will be looking for it no yo chat seriously that's not that bad like i'm dead serious that's not that bad from a distance that is not bad yes it is all right bet watch this you can get away with it the reason i can get away with it is because this is not a very highly checked signIt looks like when AI messes up the letters.Coffee with the 5, thank you.
Leviathan with the 10, thank you.Look, it didn't even bother checking it.I bet if he turned around and looked at it, it wouldn't even see it.Where do you think OG Kush is?Leviathan with the 15, W Leviathan with the 15, thank you.It's one walk by.
Nah, don't say no way.Nah, don't say no way.Take it all back.Thank you.Where are you at?Exactly.
Yo, Hannah, that's two nights in a row you said that.Keep it up.I was looking for some help.that thank you exactly big juicy with the 25 gifted w big juicy with the 25 gifted thank you w big juicy can't even see you thank you again on a spot like this it doesn't have to be perfect it just looks like it you would really have to be inspecting this poster to see it like seriously let's be real here you would really have to be inspecting to see this like truly Ray with the five, thank you.Somebody's looking right at me, by the way.I'm being looked at.
Spam whistle, you won't.I'll never do a open air spot spam whistle.If I'm in a spot that is very, very, very hard to see, and even if you're looking, I'll do a whistle.But if I'm in a open air spot, I'm not spam whistling.Yo, Waffle House with the five and Big Juicy with another 25.W, Big Juicy with another 25, thank you.
Turn off shadow.It didn't really do anything.That is so good.You can't even tell nobody's there.
Oh gee got found.No way
that the last whistle?No, I got to survive one more whistle.This could get scary here Oh, this could get really scared whistle whistle and I win none the wiser none the wiser I was like five seconds away.I am so sad.I am so sad No, they had it on the back rooms go back rooms back roomsthat's fine i'm so sad chat what was that like two seconds left five seconds left it's so peak that is peak i'm not gonna lie
oh it's kind of bad though it looked good from that one angle do i send it little red with the five or with the 25 w little red with the 25 i appreciate that actually looks better with shadow here chat w little red with the 25 gifted i appreciate that little red thank you it's fine i actually do think this is fine wouldn't you agree chat like say you're walking right here bro you're never gonna see that you'd have to be sherlock holmes to see that i miss 50 gifted yo big juicy with the 50 gifted again yo w big juicy with the 50 gifted lord have mercy w big juicy for real appreciate that big juicy chat i'm playing i'm playing better than last night already right play my win rate is i've won two out of three lobbies in the lobby that i didn't win i died with like five seconds leftCome on, Chad.I'm not going to lie.If this works, this is going to be crazier than the, uh, the flag and the, uh, the, I don't know.I don't think it's going to be crazier than the bird strat, but if this works, this might be crazier than the flag strat.No joke.
Like I am out in the elements right here.Yo cab with the five.Thank you.Yo, big juicy.What another 50 gifted W big juicy.What another 50 gifted Lord have mercy.
Appreciate that big juicy.Genuinely.How, what do you mean?How it's good.You think somebody's in the queso right now?Yo, book with 500 bits.
Hey, queso love, watch you.Please tell my boyfriend that.the nerd needs to get off his phone and come lay down and watch you.You're awesome Keeping up.Yeah.Yeah, that's yeah.
You do need to go watch have I been seen?Brett with the 10 w brett with the 10.
Oh, well, that was actually great.
That was actually great I'm not gonna lie.That was great.Wow.There's some whistle in here, right?Hold on looking over a chat right now I just unlocked a new spot by the waySomebody's in here, I need another whistle.
They're hacking.
Okay, you're hacking.You gotta be hacking.Okay, that might be the most unethical slop I've actually ever seen in my life.And that just straight up should have been found.that is like how can you even get in there the other one deserves a like you know if i would have been that silver balloon they would have shot me instantly yo pre with the five that's funny i want to call that one ethical though you could see like two percent of his whole body there my second ever win on candy land is nowThis is gonna be a piece of cake.
Yo, Gravy with the five gifted W Gravy and Big Juicy with another 25 gifted W Big Juicy with another 25 gifted again.I appreciate that Big Juicy.Hear ye, hear ye.hear ye hear ye don't mess it with it as a chance to work it looks like a part of the cake shit should be verification i gotta use the restroom let me know how it goesI hate everything, man.This game sucks, dude.
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Get started freeLike, why are you looking at that, bro?But this goober survives longer than me.Are we serious?
G got me. I didn't put my best foot forward right there.I apologize.I could have done something better.I should have done something better.But I will say, Chad, in my defense, this map is difficult, bro.Like, actually difficult.
Hold on.Whistle.There was a whistle directly in this area.Directly.is like literally just directly in this area i think the other person's over here i felt like the other whistle came from here chat i'm not gonna lie candyland might be the most difficult map to hide on do y 'all agree and might actually no joke ski for real ski b ski the hardest map to uh to hide on yo give me a chat it's time give me the back rooms map it's time back rooms Retribution will have my record.right now.
I'm still hurt from that clip earlier.Who was here for that clip earlier when somebody stole all my valor off this spot and the whole lobby was just glazing?This, this is where it happens.This is where it happens right now.This is it.I will not rest.
I will not rest.Good it is from this angle.Like seriously, there's no reason this hasn't worked yet, man.There's really no reason it hasn't worked yet.I don't understand.The feet?
No, I'm not doing the feet, no.The person that stole my spot and went around with it left it how I had it in the first place.I'm not doing the feet.Is this...time where the curse is finally broken chat is this the moment that the curse is broken yo save with the five thank you check the predictions look at this 70 on no y 'all are gonna regret it move up the feet is showing i'm not trying to be hidden i'm trying to be mistaken i'm not trying to be hidden i'm trying to be mistaken is the hunter afk big dog it hasn't started yet 30 seconds.I just know it'll work.
I just know it will.Somebody's right beside me whistling.You just hate to see it.please let this be the one kitty please please please please please please dumpster with the five thank you that's not good somebody's in this stack of chairs right beside me by the way unless somebody's literally in the same spot as me could you imagine is somebody in the same spot as meone survives longer than me.Bro's mad at me.
Next time I'm on the back room's map, guess what I'm trying again?Is somebody else in here?yeah that's stolen thank you two left we're selling but chat the one at the top of that vending machine might borderline be unethical unethical is that one unethical couple more couple more days spooky time lock in yo sam with the 10 w sam with the 10 thank you appreciate that sam with the 10 and the bright chandelier on that map when i've never done a chandelier on that huhSorry, it doesn't exist.Fresh lobby on that one.What you talking about?
One more lobby, one more lobby.Chat, let's be real though.I played good tonight.Did I not?Yes, I did.Thank you for agreeing.
Thank you.Didn't even give y 'all time to agree.I played way better than last night.Y 'all know I did.Searching.Hold on a moment, chat.
I'm searching.Search.Yo, Jazz with the 10.W Jazz with the 10.What time does the stream end usually?Now.
Good night.That is the worst name I have ever seen in this.Oh my goodness, that's terrible.Thank you for the five gifted.Looks like they're not starting.Let me go get a fresh map.
Elf with the five, thank you.The camera's a lot better aligned today, thank you.I put a lot of effort into that yesterday.At the start of stream, I took 30 seconds to realign the table.Sure did, sure did.That's a lot of effort right there, chat.
Another modded map, what is it?This one again.Chat, y 'all remember the pool map?Elf with the five, W Elf with the five.Chat, do you remember the pool map?when I went as the cardboard block.
Let's get this.
let's get this show on the road buster cardboard box do i go back cardboard box i'm smurfing in this lobby by the way you do not understand the power of what i'm about to do by the wayDoes anybody understand the vision that I had there?Be honest.if you if you really know angles and like Understand the fabric of life.You just took my kill but if you uh, what was I saying?But if you understand the uh, that dude threw me off the fabric of life and angles You understand what I was trying to do there if I had just 30 more seconds to finish it.
It would have worked Trust me.Yo, bob with the five.Thank you need another whistle Need another whistle.I just unlocked a new spot on this map.Fuseth me.to be inethical even if I would have saw him cuz y 'all typing that I wouldn't have shot him Cuz I ain't trying to cheat think he's glitched under the mouth actually think he's glitched under the mouth He's got to be the red flags dog.
Like I said, even if I saw him on the red flags I wouldn't shoot him because y 'all said it but he's not there.This actually has to be like a glitch spot has to be chat Right here.Look listen to the whistles you simpletons.It's moving.Okay, so it's actually glitched under the mouthchat it's not in here dog y 'all keep typing stuff it's not in here it's glitched he's okay and watch what happens after it ends you're getting banned do y 'all not have ears bro exactly exactly what in all caps like that wasn't obvious bro there wouldn't have been 30 people in there and nobody had found them it was obviously a glitch god imagine downloading hacks that's what y 'all do ain't it all right last one i gotta do something crazy here jazz with the 10 Do I do gold statue again?
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Get started freeWill it ever work again, bro?Why are you in here?How did dude how did you find me?They nerfed it there it is and before anybody in here says this is the dumbest thing ever i'll have you know I won an infection round with this spot play with the five one if you were here when I won with this spot if this happens again chat if this happens again, browas there but i don't think it'll work again cinema spot chat was this my most cinema moment to date when i did this the first time i'm in this game i mean specifically yo max with the five the flag the flag was crazy too but this one was so obvious and nobody believed in it that when it did work i was like yeah cuz look this goes back to the object should be verification theory it looks like it should be there nobody's even come upstairs yet on this side bro ggChet Gang Chat, yeah, a stream sniper got me, but they said they weren't gonna cheat, so...
Why are you looking?It can't happen again, Chet.No, it can't.
Chet, it can't happen again.It's not allowed.
Chet, it can't.It can't happen again.Somebody look right at me.
Whoever was on top of the statue looked directly at me.Objects should be verification.
There's too much time.There's no way I can live.There's no way.There's no way this lasts another 130 seconds.It just can't.I need all the other people to stay alive.
I need them to stay alive.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't come up here.
Oh, no, this goober's shooting everything.One more whistle.One more whistle.Just one more whistle.That's it.Just one more.
Please, please, please.No, not like this.No, not like this.Don't look up.No, please!
with the five.
Got my heart beating, y 'all.Heart beating.Got my heart beating, bruh.That is the second time I've done that spot and that is the second time that spot has worked.Lord have mercy.What did the prediction look like on that?
Oh my goodness.Take a gander.Crazy.Look at all, look at all the doubters.Doubters was like, nah, a spot that goofy can't work.Why would it?
And you know what I say to that?Man, that spot's so obvious, so stupid, it's out in the middle of nowhere.These hunters are so bad.Exactly.But you have to understand, from the POV of the hunter.Object should be verification theory is no longer a theory.
I think it's, you know, I think it's a law now.It's supposed to be from hypothesis to a theory, but you skip that entirely.Okay, Violet, thanks for raining on my parade.They gonna write about that in the science books.
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