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Starting a swear jar.
My pickles!
You do realize that jar is way too small for you, right?
Oh, you'll see. I'm not gonna drop a penny into this thing.
My mom was setting up her own rules.
The rules are simple. You curse, you reimburse. One dollar for every swear sworn in this household.
You know what would teach us a super valuable lesson? Upping the fee for the big time swears to five bucks a pop.
Yes! Ooh, what a great idea! Oh, balls, it's really not! Ha ha! That's five dollars! For balls? But it has so many meanings! Only one of which refers to one's nards.
That's ten dollars! Yay! My babies are gonna be angels!
What have you done, Dragon Lady? I've got seven dollars to my name.
I'm already in debt. Relax, I have self-control. Lucky for us, our mom does not. Oh my god, you're gonna use a swear jar to scam mom. Follow my lead. Hey mom, I've been thinking about it and you're more than a mom. You're also like a friend.
That's exactly how I feel! We're like best f***ing friends! That's exactly how I feel! We're like best f***ing friends!
Wow.
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