How are you?Where do I sit?You can sit.Oh, no.Oh, this is my, OK.Cash baker.
Hi.
Cash told me to come on the podcast.
Yeah, why is everyone acting so shocked right now?
He just didn't tell us that you were coming on the podcast.
You literally stole my car, so I'm not doing that.
No.
That's not my fault, though.You left me stranded here.It's your fault.OK, I'm.You're the one that.No, you're weird.
You left your keys in the car.What do you expect?I just want to talk.It's not that deep.
I'm not.
It's not my fault your car got stolen.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.What is everybody's problem right now?
So Cash said that he can hydrate through his butthole, which is not the truth.
No, if you are dying in the desert, they will hydrate you through your butthole.
No, that's not safe.I think that's true.
It's true.
What does that even mean?Who's they?
I've heard that if you're like dying, the best way to get, the best way to get water to you.
No, that's not safe.
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Get started freeYeah, I've heard it.
This is when the grown 40 year old men that live in their mom's basement, make fun of us in the comment sections, because things like this.
You want to know what's even crazier?I'm pretty sure if you're stuck on the ocean, You can use salt water to hydrate through your butthole.It's the best way.I'm pretty sure.I don't think it's ideal.I think you get a little sick.
Can I please tell my story?What does your story have to do with hydrating?
No, my best friend's brother, he was on a jet ski and he got flown off and water went straight up his...Oh, I can't listen to this.That happens though.
I've been in the river too and like the ocean.
He did not get hydrated.He almost died.He almost died.
I think he did die I says no the best way to hydrate is to simply drink the best way The rectum can absorb water, which is why food on I'm gonna catch me trying different things when I'm dehydrated.
Oh my gosh.No, so why fluid?
people take that that's a bit much drink water up the rectum?I'm using the correct kind of gross.
Can we get back to the love?I don't talk because they all think that I'm a batter.Okay, wait It's like amazing they're so gorgeous everything but they are looking for love and they're talking to different multiple men on the show and it's like Not something that I personally - The men are talking to multiple women, too, though.It's not just the girls.Yeah, I know, but it's not personally something that I would do, and everybody thinks that I'm gonna go on the island.I didn't watch it.
Nobody thinks that.Yeah, I told Harper right before the episode started.Nobody thinks that.I do.I said, you know what?Harper, you are the type to go on the island.
No, she's not.I was telling Kate that yesterday.
Wait, wait, wait.
I told you that yesterday.
Is yeah, I did not agree to meet you.
She's like, I did not see Harper on Love Island.I'm pretty sure before the podcast started.
Oh my gosh, I would like to be.Y 'all are so insane.
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Around.
I don't know.What's the difference?I don't know what Bachelor in Paradise is.It's definitely not the same.You have like 10 guys and 10 girls and they all talk to each other and they try to couple up.
Love Island's a little bit different.But Love Island is brain rot dummies.They all are just like, oh my gosh, wait, I'm starting love with you.Wait, there's another person on the island.
Wait, I'm starting love with you, actually.That's Bachelor in Paradise.It's literally the exact same.
Yeah, it makes no sense.And I don't believe that people are real.And I think it's all scripted.And they aren't actually doing that.People think that about you.Huh?
They're like, his life is so stupid.
There's more people that think you're dumb than people that think they're dumb.
That is false.Everybody comment right now.Make this into a short too.Comment right now.What's stupider, me or Love Island people?
Oh, you're about to get so upset about these comments.
I'm telling you that they're going to roll clips of all the stupid things you've said.It's not good.No.Love Island people are the epitome of what's wrong.
Oh my God.
That is so mean.That is so mean.I'm sorry if you go on the show and you're just like oh my gosh I'm just I've never been so in love in my life if you met them two days ago.Well, obviously they know they're not really in love.Cash, they're on a reality TV show.Yeah, that's my point.
They're doing it all for the camera.It's not real.No, I'm being honest right here on the camera honesty.They are not honest.They are fake I think they even fake being in love with each other It's like oh wait if I act like I'm in love with this girl Would that not make them just really smart and not dumb because they're maximizing their opportunities for views.
Do you know how many people probably - I do respect that.I bet at least half of the cast goes on Love Island going in there like, I'm probably not going to get a real relationship, but I'm going to get famous.
Yeah, I mean, I guess I'll give them credit if they think that I hood up on Love Island.Like I've never watched it.
Yeah.Well, she's amazing.She's great.And like everybody loves her and they love her way more than they love you.So I don't think she's the girl who did the audio.That's like, I'm a mom.
I'm a mommy.
Harry Jowsey did a whole career.OK, see, just that audio makes me want to.Well, it was not like you have to know the content.No, they're like actual genuine nice people on their mama, mamacita.
No, she's so cool.She was like, on the island, the people on the island have no clue anything about you.She had a kid that she didn't tell anyone about.And then she gets deeper into a relationship with this guy.And she's like, OK, I have to tell him about my kid.
Yeah, see, that's wrong.
On the first half of our tour, we tried making hotels work, and let's just say it didn't exactly go smoothly.
All the guys would cram into one hotel room just to play the Switch, and honestly, I didn't have a problem with it.
Yeah, until we get noise complaints, because apparently yelling at the game isn't hotel friendly.
Personally, I just didn't like the cramped rooms, separate floors, and no real space to hang out.It was tough to relax between shows.
After a few cities, we decided to go tothings up and book homes through Airbnb instead and honestly it changed the game.
Yes, suddenly the vibe of our tour was completely different.We had kitchens to cook, meals together, living rooms to chill, and even shared space for everyone to actually hang out comfortably.
Even though The little extras made a difference.Backyards for games, lounges for planning bits for the next show.
It felt more like a home away from home.Yeah, being together in one space made downtime between shows way more fun and it definitely made the live shows feel even better.
We love going on tour no matter what, but booking it through Airbnb just made it all way better.That's super wrong.
Well, you wanna know how it worked out for the guy who the first thing he said on the show this season was, I have a son.He was the first person to get kicked off.He slept alone in his bed every night.He was never really coupled up with anybody.As he should be though, because the right woman will respect him and want to have his kid with him.
And not sleep in his bed.
Well, that's love Island.Everyone feels bad for him because it was like he was like alone the whole time.He was honest He was a good guy and then he just got kicked off the show.So wait, it's reality TV Yeah, but like as if he got sent home like he didn't provide enough drama.They like kicked off like it's like he didn't get a couple Yeah, so he was like removed from the show Yeah.Oh, wait.
So if you don't couple up, they kick you off.
Yeah.Yeah.
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Oh, I'll let you talk about age of attraction.
Oh, my gosh.No, that was good.Or what is it?Love?Not love on the spectrum, but it's like love.Love on the spectrum.
My favorite reality show.
Love.
Love what?Love what?It's like, oh, You know what you should watch?
Farmer once a wife.What?
It's so good.That would be great.
once a wife it's kind of funny he's like I'm gonna take you back to my ranch No, so there's three guys, there's three farmers and they get a pick of like nine girls and they go on like speed dates and they pick five women to go back to their ranch.And at the end of the night, he's like, I want you to go to my ranch and I want you to go to my ranch.
That would be your reality TV show choice.
They all go back to their ranch and they have to like do ranch things and take care of the animals.It's so cute.
Well, I don't care.
Whatever.
Love Island is messy.I've actually, I've never watched a season.And so when this season came out, I like watched the first episode.I was like, Oh, I'll watch it.And now I'm like, watching it it is so messy like they there's so much drama that these producers cause and people get so mad it's only like a week into the season wait it's mess if you like the show and you like the people so much why did why did you get offended when i say you well yeah i feel like i feel like i would like try out for it but i know but the thing is i'm not looking for love and i'm not looking for anything like gross like kissing well those people also like people that are on the show i think are very casual daters yeah like i think that up until this point they've like just kind of had like casual relationships they've all had like 100 boyfriends and girlfriends for sure off topic not all of them off topic some of them might have 200 um i need you to send me 50 for the yard guy but i love my yard guy He's so kind to me because my house you mean Madison you $50 Yeah, cuz he only gets paid through cash app or Apple cash or whatever.
Anyways, that's not the point My yard guy is so kind every time he goes he like find something new to compliment me about.Oh, it's so sweet Does he have a grouch on you?No, he's like 50 or 60.He smells like pee.He's just so kind.Like whenever Mav fixed a flowerbed, he was like, this is the best your flowerbed has ever looked.
That is just so great.I'm so proud of you.And then the fence just got fixed.He's like, wow, you fix a fence?
it looks phenomenal I'm so grateful that you fix a fence I'm like I think he's learning with you yeah 60 didn't you hey have you heard of larger traction Gardner wants a wife that's what age of attraction is the only We were watching that all together.
No, that was good.It's like Extinct Island.
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Get started freeYeah, but it's also weird.Yeah, it's weird when an 18 year old gets with a 75 year old.
Oh, Harper's talking about the inappropriate one where they all cheat on each other.Yeah.
Oh, Temptation Island.
Yes.Oh, Temptation Island is insane.
Did y 'all watch it?
No.We didn't watch it.Yeah.
No, I clicked the first episode.I was like, Hey, what type of a concept is this?And then I skipped through it.And I was like, I mean, this is the stupid thing.
I hardly ever have clothes on.No, no.I kept seeing clips on.I don't think I could do that because it's real couples that are like, we just, you know, like test our loyalty to each other.And they go on the show and like a bunch of hot people start flirting with them.And they're like, I'm not going to cheat on.
I'm not cheating on my partner.
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He's like, I'm loyal now and then they go on temptation Isle In a bar like you should not do that.
No, I'm not kidding.I cooked on the show that like the first thing they're just like Man, I hope I can stay loyal this weekend.
I'm like that probably means you're not If you really need to go on that show, that's like a red flag already.Like are you serious?Yeah, I don't know what they're surely they're all fake.
I won't try to imagine that came out of my mouth me and Kate are standing there I'm just like I just hope I can stay loyal this weekend.No, I can't everyone would be like Why'd you say that?Wait, what do you mean you hope you can see it?
We were like, I'm gonna try my hardest.
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Get started freeIt's gonna be tough out there though.Like the people that like they like are met with like I I feel like their partners are way hotter than them not to be rude or anything, but like I have a problem.
Yeah, I have a problem.
Yeah.Yeah, that's crazy.Yeah, they can't settle.They come up with any shows now and people watch them.
Look at us.
We're all talking about it.I know I need we need to pick up one.
Yeah.
Um, LOL Island dog wants a friend.
No, Harper finds a date.We should do wait we should do a speed dating episodewhere we get like 10 guys to come sit on the couch with Harper for like five minutes.She talks to them and then the next guy comes in and it's speed dating.
I think they should go through, there should be a trial.There should be 50 guys and they have to do a trial with me and then do a trial with Kate and trial with Cash and trial with Matt and they make it to the final trial.There's not going to be one guy that gets past all of us.Well, maybe it's got to be a special guy.
Can I be the first trial?Okay, that means I get to judge all of them.
Okay.
No, I really if you were gonna if we were gonna do Wait, no, no That's a good question out of us for if one of us was to pick you a guy out of like 50 guys Who you pick can pick your guy?
There's only one option Harper.
I don't know I don't know because like Kenzie it would be like I don't know this guy just like I feel like you would be like I need I feel like you'd be more for personality Kate would be for more like all of y 'all would be personality.Maybe cash should be for looks.I don't know but I'm personality and looks like I don't know like because like Cash is like no this one's not cute.He's like It's like Kate knows my like my like type.I don't really have a type.I don't think I don't know um, but it's like I don't think you don't have a type.
Yeah.Okay.I don't.I really don't.I don't.
She showed me a picture of who she went on a date with earlier or like two weeks ago.I was like, they all look the same.
No, they all look the same.
It actually is.Um, but no, I've, they need to be tall.They need to be really, really cute and they need to have a good personality and not cheat on me.
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Get started freeWait.So if we were to do that thing, like one of us vets the person and they go through every other person who would you want the first person no no no no not that who is the only person the only person to judge them yeah that gets to vet somebody
and find you a boyfriend I feel like only one option Harper.
I don't know.I think Because they both know that I have more no I have morals with them Yeah, well, who did you think the clear answer was me obviously?
It's so obvious it is wait.What did that mean?
I have morals obviously so it's a Kinsey and Kate They know Harper you do not want girls picking out your guy.No No, okay, tell me I think I'm a pretty good job.How many tries did it take you a lot?You know actually not that many what we did three for that?Okay Three, that's a 20, 30 % chance.
It took me one try actually.Wait, we'll do a quiz.
I'm a person.Yeah.You unfortunately chose the wrong case.
We'll do a quiz.Okay.Do I want blonde or brunette hair?Brunette.
I didn't know we were supposed to say our answer out loud.
I think you kind of want brunette, but you're also kind of fond of like light blonde, like dirty blonde highlights.
Yeah.
Yeah.Yeah.
Like I don't want like black hair.
Yeah.
I Nailed it I'm talking like one point brown hair, but like if it has highlights, it's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, but mostly brown Okay brown or blue eyes or like green?I don't think you care.I do care.She wants blue eyes.Yeah, because any girl wants blue eyes.
Well, that doesn't really count because you would still talk to somebody without blue eyes.Are you trying to describe Cash?I'm uncomfortable.
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She's like, and the next thing is an abnormally large bottle.You gotta be a Chiefs fan.
I'm like, wait.
Alright, keep going.Stop glazing me, but keep going.
It's funny though, because I feel like if you saw Cash on the street, you'd be like...Yeah, no, it's not like...But you were actually describing...What?I know.You're not Harper's type.
You're not, that's okay.
That's insulting.You describe me as a human being and then say, kind of like that guy, but completely different font.
No, it is like the same font as you, just not a big white.
Features are there, but not him.
It's really your skin color, Cash.
I think it's your skin color and your lips, which is okay, because I like your skin color and your lips.
My lips?Should we do this without Cash here?Would that be easier?What, you don't like a pale guy with big lips?Like, what?
Okay, it's not that funny, just keep talking.
And definitely tan, because I can't tan.So definitely a tan guy.A tan person, blue eyes, tall.
You're describing a soccer player.
Yeah.No.Soccer?
No.I feel like soccer people are tan.
Yeah, they kind of are.
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Get started freeThey're always in the sun.Oh my gosh, that was so funny.Tan and tall.
Hey, did you ever...Kinsey and I have been messaging some guyto hook him up with one of our friends.
Oh, I never message him.Oh, wait.You're going to have to have me sit down and like.Hold on.Do it, do it.
No, yes, this is perfect to bring up.No, it's not.
Tell me this.This is gonna get clipped and this guy's probably gonna see it.
Yeah, I'm sorry.It was a horrible...I'm sorry, tell me this.The text that was sent was horrible.A guy texted Kate.
It's completely normal.
A guy texted Kate.Kinsey and I approved it.A random guy, not an influencer or nothing, a random dude.DMed Kate.A random dude that lives in Dallas DMed Kate and said, hey, do you have any friends you can hook me up with?
And who did you say?
Huh?For anyone.
Wait, did he use the words hook me up with?
Yeah, bleep it, sorry.
Did he use the words hook me up with?
Did he say hook up?
Yeah, pull up the DM.Yeah, let's read this DM.
Oh my gosh, you're sending this guy on blast, and he didn't do anything wrong.
He didn't even do anything wrong.He's waiting patiently for Kinsey to follow up, because Kinsey's supposed to send the next message.Follow up?
The message you sent was not good.Me?No, I'm sorry.You gave him the answers.Read just his opening line.
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Get started freeWait.
She can't find it.
We got blocked.No shot.Oh, he blocked you?No.Oh, surprise.
This man is crazy.Oh, surprise, surprise.Wait, we were going to get back to him.Oh, wow.Where is it?Where is it?
Who could have told you?
Wait, oh my gosh, that's so sad.Hold on, wait, where is it?We were getting back to him.
Do you guys feel dumb now?We said he's crazy.Pretty much, imagine this, a random guy DMs you.
He messaged me.He said, any friends you can set me up with?Kenzie and I look at his profile.He lives in the area.And the only reason we answered this message was because he wearing a shirt from a church event that Kinsey had been to or knew about or had friends at.
Who messages a married person and says, hey, do you have any friends you can hook me up with?That's just someone you don't even know.Imagine you're scrolling on Instagram.like the guy anymore I have not kept up with his messages and he actually did message us back again and I don't like his response yeah oh now they don't like what was he look like we can't show you we got blocked now I can see his response now they don't like the response what's the response anyways me Matt told them hold on me Matt told them we were like Do not set any of your friends up with a guy that randomly messaged you.
Maybe they were right.
Like I've never, when I was single, I would have never been scrolling, saw a married girl online and been like, Oh, I should message this married girl if she has any friends.You find the single ones and you, you slide in their DMs.That's how it's done.
Yeah.
Maybe he just saw that we were Christians and he was like, hmm, wonder if they have any friends.
Yeah.And then he blocked you.
Yeah.I don't know if I'm blocked.
Am I blocked?
Yes, you are blocked.
You see how his profile is not found?Oh my gosh, we've never been so right in our life.Maybe he got like - That was, that was a bit, we - But what was his response?I gotta know.
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Get started freeI sent him a message.That's insane.I texted him and I said, hey, my sister -in -law, Kinsey and I looked at your account.We actually might have a friend to set you up on a blind date with, but we have some questions.Cause he looks like a good guy.He said, ask away.
I said, I'm going to put you in a group chat with me and Kinsey.Cause I wasn't going to like text him just alone.So me and Kinsey - Wait, is he cute?yeah you can't see now yeah you can't see now but uh i said i said if you're dating for fun our friend is not the one he said of course i'm dating for marriage blah blah blah didn't answer he texted a follow -up said is this thing even on with the microphone emoji because kensi and i we're busy women we got a lot i don't like that message either and this thing even i'm like shut up you're weird i said sorry i was waiting for kensi to send the first question and then i said what made you want to message an influencer he said I don't know.I was scrolling and recognized you because I've seen clips of you and your husband's podcast.I saw you were in Dallas and figured you would have a lot of Christian girlfriends in the area, or at least a connection because of your status.
Yo, this is good.And me and Mav told them, we were like, no, that is the biggest red flag.Do not talk to that man about setting up with, like, no, do not.And now look where, now straight up dogs.Yeah, that's our own fault.
Sorry.
And every man in the house, every man, there was five dudes at the house.All of us said, no, that is weird.I don't understand why he blocked us.
Like what good does that do for him?Maybe he got a girlfriend.
He didn't like being left on read.Think about you.I want you to imagine y 'all are single.Would you message, um, It's different.Say Matt and Abby.Would you message Matt and say, hey, do you have any friends you can hook me up with?
No, I wouldn't do that.
No, probably not.
I wouldn't do that.
That would be really weird.
I want to go on Matt and Abby's pod.But it's only about like couples though.No, they'll let you on.Really?Yeah.
I can ask them if you want.
Ask them.
Okay.
No.They're going to ask you some pressing questions.I'll call them.Like what questions?I don't think he'll answer you to be honest.
They're going to ask you like, about last relationships, ask you about future relationships.
Probably ask about your mental health and stuff like that.They have a more serious podcast.
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I'm fine with talking about anything.I don't care.Yeah, I can't believe.I mean, that is such an L for us.We were really wrong.That's an L for him, actually.
Yeah.Our friend is hot.
Yeah, you missed out.
Matt, do you have his number?I think I have him in DMs.
I can't believe that.And regardless, we could have been friends.I don't wanna be your friend anymore.He blocked me.Meanie.Rude.
I wonder what we did.
Did we just leave him on red for too long?Even if we did!
Yeah, blocking's insane.That's what I was...
No, you guys are right.I am fully so... like, I am admitting that out loud.You guys are both... everybody that told us not to do it, you guys were all 100 % right.
His profile just looked so normal and...
It looked very normal and wholesome.And he was involved at his church.Weird guy, weird guy.
I don't know why people think just if you go to a church, you're good.
You don't know.No, that's not what it was.That's not what it was.He had a reputable something with Kinsey.
Kinsey said, oh.Oh, I looked at his profile.He worked at this church camp that I have a lot of friends that work at.And they're all really great people.Yeah.
Man.Did you have his number?Yeah.I texted him.No, call him.Oh, call him.
Oh, okay.I'll call him.
That's so weird.Harper has a crush on you.No, I'm kidding.
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Get started freeJust let me, wait, let me, I'll call him.Just call him.
You ever called someone in your life, man?
But what if he doesn't want to have Harper on?And then he's like, uh, okay, here we go.
We don't talk to them like this.
That's awkward.
My message went through.So his number.
So I still call him again because I really don't think you should.
Oh, there it goes.I put up to the mic.
Oh my gosh.He's busy.I don't.Yeah.I don't think you should ask him that.
I say we call him again.Every week.
Yeah.That was very frequently.Maybe twice a week.Like we do.I think we don't really talk to them like that though.So that's an odd call to get.
Yeah, yeah, I really liked Abby though.She was very sweet.Yeah, well and people say my comments we look alike so I take that as a What if we wrote a program cuz I used to watch your podcast what if I wrote a program where somebody had to answer all the right questions and Then you can like yeah, we can do like a like a and then ten questions No with Claude I can make like an app that will literallyYou can put in everything you want and it could narrow it down.
That's not a guy of all the applicants horrible way to date ice actually I kind of like Paper is not always.
Oh my gosh Why are people so desperate is that where you walk out into the world and you go to places and you see someone you talk to them?
I did Always that easy it is it is you go talk to the human being at the same time.No, but it is that easy.No, it is not.When I was single, I just went and talked to people.
Wait, why is it not that easy?
Tell me.As a girl, it's not that easy.
Yes, it is.
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A girl literally just to stand there and be like, ah, look at me. I'm so single.I'm single.
That's not what I do.I've been single for the past 17 years.And, um, I don't act like that.So yeah.
And a girl, it's really easy because they can just go talk to a guy for half a second and just drop like one little hint.They don't even got to be bold about it.They can just drop one little hint.And then the guy's like, Oh yeah, can I get your number?Can I get your Snapchat?Oh yeah, great, great, great.
But a guy has to go get rejected and rejected.Rejected.Not me, but like most guys.
Yeah.He's definitely gotten rejected.
So you just contradicted yourself because you just said it's so easy to go talk to people but it's not because you can get rejected For guys.
Yeah, but you know how you get over that?
Girls don't really get rejected.
Every guy that has a problem with rejection, let me just tell you this.You were a modern day Bob in 2019.In one week, you need to just go ask like a hundred girls out.
See, no.
And guess what?No.You will get over your rejection.
No, don't do that.
I did that, okay?
You just called me a Bob.Ann Harper did.
No, I'm just saying like ask them out and eventually one will say yes.Yeah, eventually one will say yes, and you'll be you'll definitely get over your fear of being rejected But just sitting there being scared not doing it.
That's not doing anything I don't know if asking a hundred girls out on a date is the best advice.Wait.
Why is that bad advice?
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Get started freeWhen would you have like?Just like Oh female.I'll ask her on a date.Oh female.I'll ask her on a date.
No, you nailed itIt's exactly what men do.
Yeah, yeah, then guess what?
You go on a date, you talk to him, you're like, oh, yeah, this doesn't this isn't gonna work out.
You know the LOL Studios thing?It's a waste of time.That's my favorite thing to watch.And I like...
What, the like two videos that are on there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just re -watch the same video.
I swear to my life, I re -watched the Benny one this morning and it made me very sad because I was like, oh man, we're actually kind of cute.
Have you ever stalked your partner's ex on social media?If yes, who was it?
Yes, your ex.
We should do one where you're finding a boyfriend.I was kind of awkward.I was very awkward.I didn't know how to talk to him.But, um, and then there was a Piper O 'Kell one, which was funny.And then there's a, there's a YouTube account called Cut on YouTube.
And I watch that every single day.It's so funny.
I do like that channel.
Well, I think we should literally do speed dating in real life for you, Harper, and we'll bring them on the podcast.Let's do Tinder in real life.So I can be like, no, yes, no.Oh, that's just sad.
They have, what channel is that that they actually do?It's Cut?A lot do.That's a sad video.It's so sad.
It's brutal, man.Imagine you walk up to the girl and you're like, No, no, no.Get him out of here.
Security.It's not just like, oh, we've turned the camera on and.You know, he swipes left that girl woke up that morning, probably excited that she was going to shoot some extra highlighter.Yeah.Got ready.Made herself look pretty put on a cute outfit.
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Put on a cute outfit.And then you go and you line up in a line of 50 other girls just to stand in front of some guy you don't know.And for him to look at you and say, Nope.And that's all you get in the video.That's the only shot you get.That's so sad.
That is a sad ride.It's so sad, but you're just driving home.I mean, you don't have to be in it.
Nope.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I would be devastated.Well, then don't be in the video.
I would never be in one of those videos.That is a bold thing.Be in it.
I would know.I could never do it.My self -esteem could not take that hit.
I think we should try to find a perfect couple for me through the LOL podcast, like fans.We should interview a bunch of guys.and a bunch of girls and find the perfect couple Well, I'm not gonna pair them together and see if they get married Not you.Oh, yeah We're trying to find He's saying like the audience like the audio audience.
Yeah, but have our audience is young So it's like kind of weird and if they don't live near we can get married at 15.
Yeah Yeah Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.
Yeah.I still think I want to do the speed dating thing for you so bad.I think it'd be fun.
I say we should.
Yeah.
We should wait.We should do one of those videos that we're talking about on the LL studio channel.
They're not going to be cute.And then I'm going to have to be rude.I'm going to have to find a match and then I'm not going to like the match.And then he's going to give my staff and text me and be like, wait, wait, wait, you don't have to give him your snap.
If the end of the video, you're not feeling anybody and you like get matched up with a guy, you don't actually have to talk to him after.Yeah.
Yeah.Yeah, that's true.Yeah, usually this is the best one today, but do you think if you're talking to a guy it's bad to talk to other guys, obviously, right?
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Get started freeMan, I hope you stay loyal this week.That's the same energy that's giving up right now.
Or you keep your options open while you're talking to someone.I think it depends on if y 'all have like - Like how serious it is.Like if you've gone on one date, I think you can go on dates with other people.Exactly.I would like to say I'm the perfect person to ask for this.
What?If you were about to ask...Because I did this to Kate.Oh, right.
Get your hand off me while you talk about this.
In the wrong way he did this to Kate.No, I did this the right way.Listen, it worked out.
Get your raunchy hand off of her.
I told Kate, I said, listen, we're not dating.Um, so, but like, I'll talk to you here and there.Like, we'll talk, but we're not dating.So if you're not dating, it is free game.The second you are dating, it is not.
But if I would have started dating another guy, you would have been like, what the frick?Yeah.
Well, yeah, you weren't allowed to do that.
That's crazy!They cashed it in the wrong way.That's so crazy!
No, if you're talking to a guy and you're like, yeah, this other dude would probably be pretty upset if he found out I was talking to this guy, then you probably shouldn't be talking to that other guy.
yeah you kind of know when it's like oh this is past like kind of like island on the first 24 hours they're all coupled up already but like if one girl wants to go talk to another guy or a guy wants to talk to a girl it's not as serious but when they get deeper into the show It's a little bit more serious because they've been together for like four or five days, four or five days.They literally said that one of the girls was like, you know, like we hadn't even been together a full day.Like if we'd been together for three or four days, like it would have been more serious.You know, I would have thought more hard about my decision.No, bro.
That's that's crazy.
I feel like, though, on those shows, they always say it at the end, like when they have to meet each other's parents and they're like explaining it to their parents.They're like, I know it's only been a week, but it feels like it's been four months because we've had some serious.
That's the go to line.
It feels like it's been longer.True.Might be true.Like me, I've only had like a few dates before.We were like, all right, this is it.But it's because those dates were very intentional.
And I did the prophecy video before they even dated.
Oh, yeah, it was all cash.
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Get started freeRoll the prophecy video.Oh, my gosh.You haven't seen it?No.Oh my gosh.What is it about?
Harper, if you want me to like read your palm or something or like do something to you, like I can probably do it.
Maverick came home from his first date.Wait, when did y 'all go?Cash said this about lots of people.No, I did not.
Oh my gosh.It's the only video on my phone.
Actually, no, that's a lie.Because she was like one of the few girls that you brought over that we were like, oh, she's not annoying.
This is the only video I filmed of this.The only one in existence.When did y 'all start dating?Uh, that would have been sorry when it would have been more when did I make the video?When did we go on?
He's already dating in march because we went on the trip in march.So it would have been like mid february of 2024.
Yeah, I thought he was ai.
I was like, there's no way he's dating somebody Wait, so when did we think this video would have been in like february 2024 because they went on their first date He asked me on a date the first week of february and we went on our first dateFebruary 17th.
Oh, yeah.Okay.Here it is.All right All Maverick said is yeah, I think I'm gonna go on a date with this girl named Kenzie I said, hold on We had already I know I'm going on a trip together like the world I'm in the middle of booking flights for a trip Look, it's not a first date.You can hear maps in denial miss in this video Maverick and Kenzie will be getting married in okay around the first date they haven't even went on the first date but i'll call it right now because i'm maverick's fortune teller that they are getting married and the date of the wedding date of the wedding will be around beginning it'll be beginning of what was that you said bro if this actually came true that would be like wild wild where's that same energy why are you happy right now look run it back look look the date of the wedding will be around you can make that for everyone's girlfriend it doesn't matter yeah Wait, why are you mad about it right now?
Because cash is the same guy he's told me that about multiple girl I've never told you there was never one girl you brought home that man was like you're gonna marry man He was like, he was like, please don't marry them every girl almost not every girl, but multiple girls the first time I'd like I This is such a lie.
Do you find lying enjoyable?Do you?What are you talking about?He's full of it, Kinsey.No, that never ever happened.
Yes, it did.And then after two weeks, you were like, listen, I don't think she's the one.
You're trying to make Kinsey not feel special.So name one.There's not one.Ever.I'm not going to see her drop names.That's crazy.
Yeah, because there's not.OK.
Yes, there is.
Ready?Watch this.Watch this.
Oh, if it's actually beginning, that'd be a while.
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Get started freeIt'll be beginning of 2025.Frick, ski tickets went up.Or...of 2024 era.That time range.I even predicted when the wedding would be and I got it right.
I got the wedding date right.Beginning or end?
Sorry, which was this one girl.So I I didn't know who she was but she came up to me. I see Oh, this sounds really rude like really rude.Oh, no, maybe I shouldn't say it.I won't say it.Yeah, we'll cut it if we need to No, it's I don't I don't want to make anybody upset because it's rude.Oh, so we're not gonna talk about it Well, this one girl came out to me acting like she knew me very well and you know, I didn't know her that happens but but then she was talking to me and she was like I know Maverick, and I was like, how?
Oh, no.
And she was like, I'm his niece.But I think she's joking around.
His niece?Yeah, because I don't have.Well, I have one niece and she's about this tall.
The baby.Church?My sister's baby.
Church is our nephew.
Because he's a boy.Yeah.Yeah.
Wow.
I didn't know.I thought I was a nephew for a minute.
Nope.
But no, I'm a girl.
She said she was his niece.
Yeah, that is even me. I was like, oh really?Who lies about that?
So you're his sister's kid?Because I met his sister.Yeah, that mean it's Laney's kid or one of Kinsey's siblings kid.
Yeah, I was like what?And they're both26. Laney might be 27 now.They're both
27. But ain't none of them have like a talking child.I'm26. No.
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27. Man, someone needs a talking child though.I'd be a great uncle right now.I'm prime time uncle right now.
I'm prime time.I could be a good aunt right now.I think that's what I'm going to be.I don't want kids, so I'm just going to be an aunt.
should build a house on our property and just be the aunt.Oh called a nanny nanny Yeah, I'm gonna be an aunt like for the rest of my life.
Will you be?What we be aunt Harper to our kids?Yeah.Yeah, I think that'd be so yeah, yeah I will.Aunt Harper.
But you can't, you can't leave us.
Aunt Harper, she's a little different.
So she's a little different.Don't get, don't let her give you any of the pills.
She's not picky.It's not candy.
No, no, no.She might call it candy, but it's not candy.But yeah, no.
Harper's definitely the aunt where the like pacifiers and bottles fall in the dirt and she's just like, eh.
Yeah.Yeah.No, I'm not going to be a mom.I don't, I don't want to be a mom.I, that's okay.I don't like kids.
I do like everybody.Yeah.
Yeah.I think it's great that people can acknowledge it before they have kids instead of after having kids.
Then why are you dating?
Like there's cause, um, I don't know, actually.I mean, like if I find the right person, then maybe I'll get married, but it's like, like, I don't, I can't find anybody.So it's like, there's no, like it's either people are like, I'm dating Harper Zomer.Oh my gosh.Or it's like, cause like now I can't find anyone.
You need to find a social media.
I couldn't let go of my first like boyfriend, I guess, because like he was like the first guy that I actually liked in seventh grade.And he like actually liked me back when I wasn't on TikTok and stuff.Yeah.And then now it's like any guy I talk to, it's like, oh, you're Harper.Oh, you're Harper.And I'm like, yeah, well, what else am I?
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Get started freeYou need to find somebody who doesn't have your human being like me.You need to find somebody who lives under a rock Exactly and doesn't know anything.
Yes.Yeah, you need to go on farmer once a wife Because Sophie rain, that's what Sophie rain said.
She was like, I don't I'm if I'm gonna get married I want to find somebody who doesn't know me but that's and then the guy next door was like wait, what's your name again?I was like, bro, that was a good shot, but.
Hey, have you guys seen the, oh, sorry.You can go ahead.
No, I wasn't saying anything.I just say um after things when things get awkward.
Oh.
Um.
Let me see your phone.Give me it.All right.You guys seen the stopwatch trend?
What?
I'm the best at it.I'm going to show you something.The stopwatch trend?You mean the game we played on the computer?
Yeah.
What's that called?Oh, clock.All right, here we go.Ready?All right.
I thought I was good at it, but apparently not.
Somebody, I'm going to screen record.Somebody give me a second to stop it on.
12, 13.Okay, 13.12 and a half.
No, 13.Ready?Ready?Here we go.Ready?It bites so small.
I would have nailed it.I would have nailed it.I would have seen exactly.Hold on.It's hard.
You looked at it, so keep your finger above it.
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Get started freeI thought you were going for 12 anyways.No, I was going for 13.
Keep your finger above it, so you don't have to look.
Okay.It's not going to stop when I need it to, but we'll try.Ready?I'm gonna get my thumb.
Wait, you need a new number.New number.
Okay.
Harper, what's the number?Four.
Alright, ready?One more time.Give me another one.
One.I mean, that's not really impressive.
No, not one.It's gotta be above.
It has to be a big number.Twenty.
Thirty -seven.Twenty?
Twenty's pretty good.
We're gonna be here for twenty seconds.That's a long time.Okay, ready?
Show us.
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, seven,Oh, no, you wouldn't.I told you!What did I tell you?
I said if I can't see it, the button's too freaking small.
You have to start within a tenth of a second, bro.
I would have had that, too.
What are you doing up here?Go back downstairs.Let me try.
OK, you try.Let me screen record again.
Give me a second.
OK, it's hard.Why did they make a stop button so small?
Don't mind my pale hands and my undone nails.OK, tell me a second.Ready?
Nine.This is not entertaining.Ready?Go.
Stella stinks.Yeah.
Wait, here we go.Wait, guys, she's locked in.
It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.Like, literally, you cheated, it's still going to be different.You cheated, looked high out of it right here, and was like, 10 .30.
What was she trying to go for?Nine.And she was looking right out of doing this.I'm going to stop it.I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
I'm going to grab food.
What the heck?We're in the middle of a vodcast.Order DoorDash?
DoorDash, mid -pot?I can order DoorDash.I'm so hungry.
I didn't use the bathroom.I want to know, wait, does Cash order DoorDash on the same account that you have?No.Did he leave his phone here?No.I have to know how much he spent on DoorDash.
It's gotta be up there.
An insane amount.
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Postmates.Postmates?Wait, what do you use?I use DoorDash.What do you use?
DoorDash.
UberEats.
Oh, I'm a doordash girl myself.
Doordash is superior.
Postmates is a random pool.
This is the second time this has happened to me. I used Uber Eats last night and the delivery driver, I watched them.They drove all the way to our house and I walked outside while they're driving away and my food's not there.And I was like, okay, maybe they accidentally dropped it off at neighbor's house.I walked down the street without shoes on and checked like six houses, not there.And so I was like, what?the heck so I tried to call them they send me a voicemail I try to call him again they blocked my phone number and I was like took your food yeah I was like what the heck and so I reach out to Uber Eats and they're like sorry it looks like the delivery was made because they saw the car like all the way to my location yeah and I was like but they didn't leave a photo And they just kept arguing with me back and forth until finally they were like, okay, we'll refund you.
But I had to argue for it.That's crazy.
So dumb.The fact that people do that, like, I would rather you just send me a message like, Hey, can you get me food too?Then just steal my food.Yeah.1030 at night.And I was like, I'm starving.
Yeah.We had just like finished working and we were all ready to eat and then Kenzie's food gets stolen.
That's just so wrong to steal someone's food.I want to do DoorDash like for one day like like sign up for DoorDash and like go be a driver.Yeah, we should.Don't steal someone's food.
But you can steal like a fry.
No, that's gross.Putting your.
I hope you definitely.My fries have been stolen.
I hope you never become a DoorDash driver.
One time my DoorDash and my fries were like halfway empty and I was like, maybe they just smushed them down, but...
No, they got eaten.
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Get started freeDon't they steal the package though?Yeah, they usually do.They're supposed to.But the worst is when you order like Starbucks or something and they bring you your like drinks and it just has spilled everywhere.Or it doesn't have a sticker on it.
Yeah.Cause Starbucks puts like their drinks in a paper bag.And then like when you're like, your food's in a paper bag, like people aren't like... being careful with it.
Yeah.And it just spills everywhere.The amount of times that's happened.That's really sad.
I made a mobile game with cash as the character, but I want to make one for LOL.
Check out my game.Ready?
Oh, well, he died.Oh, hold on.There we go.Okay.
Your game is like, just like, I want to make a game.Yeah.
Your game is a rip off of Flappy Bird.
Yeah, but it wouldn't do good.
Why not?
Well, I mean, you never know, but I'd have fun playing.Cash is too big to fit in between the things.
This is a whole different thing of Flappy Bird.
That's what I'm saying.It's not very creative.
You need to make angry birds, but have all the birds be different colors.
It's not all that fun.
You need to come up with your own game.That's not already been done.
Look at her.She loves it.She's addicted.
I'm not addicted.
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I don't think anyone would want our game to be honest.Nobody wants to play games anymore.They also want to play Roblox.Maybe if we made a game on Roblox.
Yeah, like what we were saying the other day, how we make a Roblox game.
I mean, I'm down, but I'm pretty good at making these games on here now.
What kind of Roblox game would we make though?I'm literally hitting the pole.Like it would need to be like a podcast.You know how like there's like kitchen games.It need to be like, let's let's make a podcast.And then like to be like different.
You like build out your studio.
How about we make a game where Harper Zillmer is trying to get her car back?brother and you have to try to catch the car.That's not funny.That's not that's funny.Roblox.Not too early, too soon.
Yeah.
No, I think I think an L .O .L.like become a podcaster game where like you have to design your studio and you earn money by like posting a podcast episode and then you can buy more stuff for your studio and then you can have guests on.That would be fun.
And you get to choose from guests like all the influencers.We can add more and you can unlock them with money.Yeah, that's a good game.
Roblox bucks.Y 'all none of y 'all kids better try to go make that game cuz lol is trademarked and you can't do that.
No, this is good So you you have you so you start off in a blank room and you can decorate and stuff like that You you you start off with like a thousand coins and to earn coins you do the plastic restaurant game Yeah, and you you do the mini games to earn the coins and then there's a whole list of influencers for guests and you can unlock them with coins and you can have like a whole chat with them and stuff and like type out what you want to say on the podcast and create like a movie scene and that's perfect that's a good idea yeah i like it good yeah yeah and you can upgrade your pod set to where you're like on the moon wait what if we have what if we have like our actual house here and for the mini games like you have to like walk to my map's bedroom door and it's a mini mini game
with me and Mav And you walk downstairs to cash and Kate store and some mini game with them and you walk downstairs to the dog crate and it's a mini game with the dogs and then you have to like walk out of the house into Harper's Harper's car on the street and if it's there with mini games of harper yeah that's what we should do that would be so cute we need a game yeah we do i'd go pro hey are you done getting your panda yeah what the heck i don't know if he's actually getting food to be honest i had to set my panda aside to start the episode dang yeah and he just mid -episode went to go get his food maybe you could like i think kinsey and cash in a boxing match yeah i'm not gonna lie kinsey you got a lot of tension towards him i think you should you should box him I feel as if I would die with one little flick.
I'm just done for man. I want to make a game and I want to make more LOL studios videos.
Oh, serious videos.Those were funny.
Like I want to do one where have you seen the button videos?
Yeah.You press the button.
I want to do one of those.So bad.Yeah.
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Get started freeThat's like a speed dating thing where you press.Yeah.Yeah.But not, you can't do Tinder in real life.
That is just so mean.It's so mean to people.Like, You need to do it.Hurt people's feelings.Yes.Blind dating or speed dating or like dating with like the big sheet in the middle.
So she can't see.And she talks to blind dating.No, I am.
She's like, I do judge on looks.
I do.
I'm not going to lie.I feel like everybody does.
No, not everything is about looks, but like you do have to be attracted to the person you're with.
Yes.
You can't just like, right.
You can't just like, yeah, no.
Have somebody the opposite of but it's not the most important thing.
It's not the most important thing at all I'm not saying that I'm saying like but you do have to be attracted to the person like it's the most important thing I think you become more attracted to somebody like I'm in the middle of like this thing right now where like I'm talking to this one guy But this other guy's a really funny person and it's like well When do I choose the funnier one who gets me more or the most attractive one the one that gets you more?
Yeah, but I thinkyou become more attracted to somebody, like physically attracted to somebody if you really enjoy their personality.
This is true.Do you know like those people that like low key, like they could be like Victoria's Secret supermodel gorgeous, but they have a crappy personality.And every time you look at them, you're just like, that's exactly what it is.Yeah.
Yeah.
If you have a terrible personality, like it, unfortunately it does make you more unattractive.Yeah.
I don't know why, but like, you know, when people are mean, yeah and then they're not as pretty anymore because they're mean yeah i think it's just they're mean no but it like it makes you look at someone different where you're just like you're just like right not very like i don't like you anymore you're mean like you're pretty but you're not pretty eventually everyone's gonna be 50 and have wrinkles and get a little bit chubbier than they once were so yeah i think like we all just grow old i know we're gonna be like we're here for just a second yeah what did tanner say when he's 35 he wants to go to the shepherd's hotel yes but he said something about age he was like oh so wise oh we wanted to get on a t -shirt remember like age doesn't matter because we're all gonna get old no he said if you were always like he said something like if you were always 14 you would never come on the lol podcast and you wouldn't be going to meet jack black and blah blah blah he said that i don't remember that oh yeah i was like we were talking about our age i was very inspirational i was like well i want to be older and he was like well you don't want to go too fast because it's like when you're 18 Yeah, things happen at every different age.
His favorite age is 26.
Oh my gosh, we should go visit Tanner at the Shepherd's Hotel.
Oh my gosh, that'd be so fun.Do you think he'd remember us?No.Yes.Yes.
We walked in, he's just like...Are you kidding?I think I'd be so sad.He remembered people from their vacation he met like years ago.He was like, and you remember our friend?And then he would name all their names that they met years ago.
Yeah.Cash, it's not like a feast down there.Like, what are you doing?
I know, I'm about to end the episode.He's walking away.I wish I knew it.He's not getting married.
He wouldn't actually, no, he wouldn't actually leave to go get food.
He's not that crazy.Should we just wrap it up?
I feel as though he has stopped to get food before though.
He's not left to go get food, but he's always, he's come back.He may have gone downstairs, picked up his food and came back, but he's not just stopped and ate while we're going to the bathroom.
He could be doing that.I'm questioning that.I feel like he might've just left.
Yeah.Should we call him?You can call him.I have no clue what he's doing.Call Cash Baker.No, don't call him.
Just say his name.
What if he's not downstairs?He's not answering me.Or if he's in the bathroom.That's our picture here.Because they'll change it for the profile or for the music video.I don't know why it's y 'all two, though.
I don't know.
The only good picture.Hello.Hello.
Can I help you?
I don't know what you're doing.It's like we're in the middle of filming a podcast and you want to go eat food.It's kind of weird.Oh, my gosh.
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Get started freeCan someone not use the bathroom?
We knew you were going.
Is that what he's doing?
Are you pooping?Well, it's time to come here.
No, stop it.No, no.
Oh my gosh.So crazy.I need to use the bathroom too.
Me too.This take forever.
No, actually do.Should we just take a potty break?
No, we'll just keep going.I'll hold it.I've held it so many episodes.Hold it one more.Listen, We need to all do a trip.
A trip?
Like an LOL trip.
That was like what the world tour was.No, no, no, no.
Can we go to Disney World?
Yes!You wanna go with me?
We should go to - You wanna go to Disney World or Universal?
We'll go to both.Wait, LOL Podcast takes on Disney and we all wear Disney outfits.
Okay, so if we go to Disney though,the three of us and Brooke but we're not oh yeah so fun no parents and no and no cash in math yeah then we can we can spend money and ride rides and have a good time I'll be so fun no loud I think it's so cute like the whole concept of Disney it's like they put a castle up because like all Disney was like all fictional and they're like, we're going to make it not fictional.
We're going to make it real.And they built a castle and they have their Disney princesses walking around the property and all these shops and the food is inspired by the movies and stuff like this.
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Get started freeDo you know that like Mickey and like all like the original characters?I don't know if they do this with the princesses, but there's never two of them out at the same time.
Oh, like there's only one Mickey Mouse out?
Yeah, if Mickey Mouse is out in like Magic Kingdom, he's not going to be out in any other park.
Well, because then it's also like kids, like little kids that are at the park that day are like trying to find them so they can get their picture and their autograph and stuff.Yeah.When we went to Disneyland, is it Disneyland or Disney World?I don't know which one's in Tokyo, but Cash and I went and it was so fun, but There were so many people there, like we were obviously in Japan.It's like the anime culture there is like huge, crazy, but there were so many people there.It wasn't even like they were dressed up like Disney characters.
They were just like dressed in their favorite anime characters, regular people who are just attending the park.Yes.No, it was like, I'm not even joking.I feel like at least half of the people that were at Disneyland in Tokyo were just some sort of anime costume.
I mean, oh, oh, oh, no.Cash Baker.Hi.Stop.Cass told me to come on the podcast.Yeah, why is everyone acting so shocked right now?
He just didn't tell us that you were coming on the podcast.
He told me it was okay to come on the podcast.
y 'all said if the top comment said it Why are you in a top comment said you literally stole my car, so I'm not I'm not doing that no That's not my fault though.
You left me stranded here.
It's your fault Okay, I'm you're the one that you left your kids in the car.What do you expect Stella come here?Harper you know one -on -one conversation off cameras.Why can't we just talk why?
I just want to talk.It's not that deep.I'm not.It's not my fault.Your car got stolen.Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Harper.
Cash.Bro, she is.This was a terrible choice, by the way.No, it wasn't.
Kate, will you go talk to Harper?
What is everybody's problem right now?It's just weird that you brought her on.Cash, you should talk to Harper.
I feel really awkward right now.I thought it was okay.I thought it was okay.
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Get started freeThey said if there was a - I'm Kinsey, by the way.Apparently they all have egos.That's crazy.Okay.
Wow.Make sure she's okay.That's crazy.Wait, hold on.Everybody.
That's embarrassing.
Hold on.Wait, wait, wait.
See, now you guys can see how these girls are.They're treating me like garbage when I did.It was her fault.Why her car?Okay.Okay.
Hold on.She left the keys.I'm trying to have a conversation.
You said you wanted to apologize.
Yes.That's not my fault though, that she got mad.
Okay.I might've got guy.
Okay.Think it's the best thing to do right now.I feel like I'm just getting like you guys to go outside and figure out But that was should still be a conversation of when that's gonna happen and everything I'm sorry.He brought you on without telling everyone Everybody said I could Everybody said I could Harper said I could yeah.No, I think Harper is ajust kind of not sure she has an ego I wouldn't say ego.
I think she's just kind of like was in shock by everything and didn't really want to Talk to you at the moment We just take a break and we go talk about it.
Oh, no.
I'm ready to talk right now like right here right now Yeah, I don't know if talking on camera is the best thing why um just because I feel like feelings can get amplified when you're on camera So it's probably not the best But I mean, we can, I just don't think that's a good idea.I think if Harper's on camera, I don't think it's going to be like real.Does that make sense?I think it's going to feel like she's going to feel forced to like accept your apology versus if you guys feel privileged that I even came here.Wow.Okay.
Um, yeah, I don't know if she's going to feel that.
I don't, I took a lot of time out of my day to come here.
Nope.For sure.I think she'll appreciate you like putting in the effort to come here.
Yeah.Um, and I was nice enough to give the car back.I didn't have to do that.I don't think that nice enough to give the car back.She left the keys in the car and she left me here stranded twice.Do you know how annoying that is?
How would you feel if you flew to LA to have a collab and you get ditched by - I can't tell if you're serious right now.I can't tell if you're messing with me.Cuz this is actually annoying as f***.
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Here's what's gonna happen.Here's what's gonna happen right now.
No, if you guys were in my shoes, you would feel like some type of way.
Uh, the way everything's been communicated to me, you weren't exactly invited either.
Yes, I was.
By who?Harper.So she invited you to come down.Yes.
And then she loves me. I know she really likes me deep down.She just like is afraid or something.I don't know.Or she just has an ego.I want to be friends with Harper.I think Harper.
is so nice and cute and sweet and I just like I don't know like but I feel some type of way now because you Actually like Harper.I want to be best friends with her, right?
Okay, so wait you came you came all the way here.
Yes to actually have a conversation with her Yes to be like mature woman and she doesn't want to have a conversation with me because she's not mature enough She's not mature enough and she has an ego which is current.
Well, I'll say this I I think Cash was probably out of line inviting you here without asking Harper.I don't know everything, I guess, in detail.Obviously, there's two sides to every story.
Harper's in the wrong, not me.
Yeah, I mean, there's two sides to every story for sure.
Okay, if you think she's in the right in any way, you're insane.You're actually insane.
I've known Harper a long time and I don't feel like she'd lie about something like that.
I don't think I know all the context because I was under the impression that you just came here for no reason and were yelling at her.I think that no, I was just talk off camera for a second cash And cash told me to come here.
Oh, no, I don't doubt that.He's kind of cracked.
Um Okay, you guys made it seem like You wanted to like hang out and be friends with me.
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Get started freeNo, i'm not i'm not against uh, no, no, no, no stop Like stop stop stop stop.You guys all said if the top comment on the last video or whatever video Yeah, but then you talked to us about it gash Yeah, I did.
I said if that is if the top comment is have Natalie on can we have Natalie on and Harper said yes I mean fist pump, but yeah, but I don't know if a fist I feel like that's still a conversation that should be had but also you didn't really apologize that you said you Apologize for what for being stranded in Texas not once but twice.
It's annoying She should be apologizing to me if Harper wants to apologize to me then you know, it's fine I personally don't believe I'm in the wrong here.
I'm not in the wrong I'm not in the wrong!
Can we stay here so I'm not like left stranded or something?
Uh, I mean like, uh, where would you stay?Cause not like in our house.
Can I, I'll just sleep on the couch.
No, but like will, uh, no, you're not sleeping on the couch.Why?
Are you serious?Because.
We're not going to throw you out, but let us just talk to Harper because yes, I want to talk to Harper too.And please tell her to apologize to me.Cause I'm sleeping on the couch.
Well, what was your plan?Did you have a plan on where you're going to stay?
Your couch.
That's a crazy plan.No, I wouldn't let a lot of celebrities stay on my couch.Would you let Bill Cosby stay on your couch?I probably wouldn't let Bill Cosby stay on my couch.
I feel like anyone would let me stay on their couch.That's a privilege.
Yes, you're wrong.But I'm totally fine.Like we can facilitate something.
I would just like to have a conversation, Harper.I would love to have a conversation.I'll be honest with you, Natalie.I would like an apology from you because you're rude as fuck.
Okay, well see that's why this is not gonna.I don't think that that's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen.I don't I'm gonna make sure it happens, so I'm not leaving until really positive.
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Get started freeIt's not gonna happen, but yes We can definitely I don't even know.We'll do something.
So I'm not leaving this state until she has a conversation with me.Okay.
I've known Harper a long time.She did not.She didn't invite you over for you to just leave you stranded last month.
She invited me.Why are we going back and forth?Let's go back and forth.
Okay.I don't, I feel like you're being very unreasonable right now.
It's pretty simple what I want and it's not that hard to give it to me. I just want a conversation with Harper and I want her to apologize to me.She watched my time twice.Okay, and it's annoying.
I don't think she wasted your time.I'm pretty sure you showed up kind of unannounced.Maybe there was like some like, hey, you should come down sometime.But that's pretty vague.She definitely didn't say like, hey, you should come down sometime.house on this day.
I know that.
I feel like she definitely wanted me to come to her house.
You can feel like that.That doesn't necessarily make it true.Yes, it does.Which is fine.It's okay for you to have feelings.That's fine.
But in this situation, feelings are not enough to show up at someone's house and then take their car and then show up I understand Cash invited you on the pod, which is fine.
Cash invited you on the pod.
So I understand why you came here today.And that's why I'm saying we'll get you a hotel or whatever we need to do, because Cash invited you down.I feel a little responsible there.But not staying on her couch, not gonna happen.
But okay, she has siblings, she has other, I had no form of transportation once I got here.
I needed a vehicle.You had Uber, that's what you got there.I don't care if you didn't have a transportation.That doesn't make any sense.That literally makes no sense.No one, no one believes that.
Mav, Mav, I think we need to turn the cameras off.We need to talk to Harper.
And then she needs to apologize to me.
Yeah.
But I think I think Natalie, you're more than welcome to stay here, like in this room.We're going to go talk to Harper in this room.
This room is not nice enough.
It is kind of a trash room.I'll agree.But yeah, you're not out on the street, so that's good.But I think we should go talk to Harper.
I mean, and I do appreciate you coming down for the podcast.It says cash invited you.I do appreciate you coming down here.
Like, I mean, you guys should feel privileged that I came here.
I'm just like, yeah, we appreciate you coming down.Cash invited you down.Like we appreciate that.So like, you know, like I said, we'll get you a hotel, whatever.I don't think Harper's going to want to probably, I just don't see that happening.
I'm sure she will.You guys just have to talk to her.
Maybe we'll ask.I'll ask.Um, but for now, well, is it, we'll probably just get you.Do you, we'll get you an Uber to like hotel.
No, I'm saying right here.No, you're not.Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Matt, let's just, yes.Let's just go have this conversation with Harper.OK, well, I'm going to call Uber.And I'm not getting in it, so bye.Just give me Harper's car, and I'll leave.
OK, well, bye.call an Uber.So that's what we're gonna do right now.Okay, call an Uber.
Okay, yeah, that's definitely not happening.Okay.Okay.
Well, I'm gonna get an Uber.
No, I'm not!
Okay, well, is everyone just ditching me?I'll get you some water, Natalie.
Okay, now I just feel like I'm getting bullied.
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