Navidad | Las Alucines 02x23

Hey, dude, we need something more hallucinating, right? I think so. Are we going crazy or what?

Hello, Motherfucker Cheat Beach! Jingle bell, jingle bell,, Jingle Madafaka! Volvieron sus personajes favoritos de esta temporada! Eh... Aplaudan a los de Arruino la Navidad, Madafakers! Los quiero. Los quiero.

¿Cómo estás, Kecilu?

Bien, la estoy having a bad time.

Like every year. Like every year, that we repeat that not breathing thing. Exactly, I can't breathe well, but here we are. For them.

Exactly, all for you, you asked me. So, every time someone wants to fuck me remember this moment and say, hey, it's over. It. One of my alter egos. One is Lupillo and the other is La Grincha. I mean, they are my favorite alter egos. So, I'm excited because I don't know how the transformation will come.

I'm excited to see what happens. I'm excited to see what happens. I'm excited to see what happens. I'm excited to see what happens. I love my salteregos. One is Lupillo and the other is La Grincha. I mean, they are my favorite salteregos. So, I'm excited because I don't know how the transformation of La Grincha will come out in this episode. One more year, Kesito.

I loved it. One more year that we meet here and that they defrosted us. Do you agree? Exactly. Every time I speak, I feel like a bubble. I feel like I'm talking and blowing a balloon. You know?

I'm talking about COVID therapy.

You know?

Like a little bomb that you burn with. But, Merry Christmas, friends.

Christmas. Today is the 22nd.

Christmas is Wednesday.

Almost.

We're almost there. Well, Christmas Eve. Christmas is the 25th. Exactly. Uh-huh. No falta nada. Bueno, vísperas de la Navidad. La Navidad es el 25. Exactamente. Y todos estamos emocionados porque van a juntarse con su familia para vivir una Navidad culera. Claro, claro. Somos adultos.

Hay que ser realistas, ¿verdad? Of course! We're adults. You have to be realistic. And I know, last year, let me tell you that a lot of people complained because I complained so much about Christmas. Everyone wants to do it. They're just in a Stockholm syndrome. Where they think that getting ready and sitting in the living room is cool. And it's not like that. Tell the truth. The more people we tell the truth, the more we can heal. And the easier. Exactly. I'm I think we were at the hotel in Ciudad Juarez and we were talking about the birth and Victoria said

and what the hell is there a baby in the birth? and Maylin, it's the baby of God, Victoria and Victoria ah, yes, yes but I was like, what a crazy man but I want to know Vic, did you not know it was the baby of God?

or did you forget? no, I forgot, that was not the point I don't know if you remember. What's the worst thing? A baby there, right? And, my, it's the baby of God, Victoria. It was a cataclysm, right? I mean, do you remember?

But I loved it. The baby there.

Crazy, right? A baby there without his parents or anything. Very weird. With some sheep and a horse. Yes, the baby there. And three random men. Who brought him smoke. Incense smoke. le trajeron humo. Humo. Humo incienso. Ajá. Incienso, que bonito.

Que bonita las cosas que nos inventamos. Exacto.

O no?

No, no. Porque es una representación de lo que pasó segundo. Todo bien.

Claro.

Nadie se inventó nada. Claro. Oye, Kisito, esta vez hicimos una dinámica. Sí. Yes. Before we talk about the theme, I think we should do it. What do you think? Yes. Yes, right? Well, we have to talk about the theme and then we can start Christmas. Of course! Well, the theme is not Christmas.

Don't believe it.

I don't know what it's going to be.

Well.

Nigiri, can you play me a Christmas carol? But focused on something cold. Something that's not cold. Something not cold. I want a white morning. Yes, a white morning and I feel like I could also do chimenea. I want this vibe. With chimenea?

Yes, I want a white mountain, cold. But at the same time I want discomfort. Yes, and I want Stockholm syndrome. Yes, of course. So give give me that roll of nigiri I need it to be very specific so we can understand the concept And, let's start with...

To tell you the theme Give me the roll of nigiri, but the specific roll Ok? If not, I'll ruin your Christmas! 1, 2, 3 And I'll fix fixed in the morning. In my house, we never fought over land. Leave it to yourself. That's what I was going to say. I would like to come from those families of that level of solvency.

To be fighting over land. Many times, that meme, and I always think, shut up land! Shut up land! It's that then they are land until the fifth ass, but it's still land. Well, yes, but let's be honest. Let's be honest. No, güey. Pues sí, pero seamos honestos. Seamos honestos. ¿Cuántas familias se pelean los terrenos?

Vas a ver que a mucha gente sí, güey. Güey. Hay que empezar a, hay que comprar un terreno para pelearnos de Navidad.

El noventa y dos.

Y yo, ese es mi sueño.

El noventa y dos por ciento de la población en México no recibe herencia. No, no, no. But that's why they fight so much, man. Because those lands that families have are already so counted, that even the cousin of the cousin of the cousin of the cousin is like, hey, the land of my great-grandfather is mine, man. Can you explain to me? I feel like I see it that way.

I see it that way, that everyone is sucking, because they want to make the health insurance, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't stop.

Who cleaned her tail? I cleaned her tail. I was with her. I gave her her medicines. You didn't stop. And why do you want the spoons?

What do you mean why? Were you going to clean her tail with them? No, but they're silver. And my mom's medicines. But the one who was fucking was me.

Well, that's how they are.

And some next to us serving us apple salad.

Yes, so, go ahead.

That's true. Mega. Because there is always the son who takes care of the mother more than the others. La frecuenta, la que la tiene, la que no sé qué. Siempre. Exacto. Entonces, vísperas de la pelea familiar.

Claro.

Estamos en vísperas de la pelea familiar. El tema. El tema de hoy es...

¡Navidad! ¡Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!

¡Eh!

We wish you a merry Christmas.

We wish you a merry Christmas.

And a happy new year. But that's next week.

Hey!

Exactly.

Hey, how do you feel like Silu, apart from being a brat? Ah, I feel like a victim.

That's it!

I feel like...

Victim. Like, innocent, but at the same time, I'm in love with an old random hairy guy who lives in the mountains. So, how innocent are you? Dude! Innocent Yes, we were just talking and he told me, hey, Grinch has a boyfriend. And I was like, Grinch is my ex. I sent him to fuck his mother, the asshole.

Grinch still grew his heart, man. So it was kind of good. But not for me, Kecilu. My heart didn't grow for me. That's why I left him. Because of a fucking weak and shitty.

We were going to ruin Christmas, I'm gonna be at the moon. He terminal high con su corazón noble, but don't see What does it reach? What does it mean for a tola fucking be back? I see Lou? It's a total is when I'm on my la la la movie Easy son I'm in a little bit of being on me. So I'm gonna pass out a pillar in this What is the star love in do what you like in check you in a room at the fucking Navidad it was illusionist Gaga No, oh no You shouldn't be watching this. Because it's the grinch who comes to ruin your fucking Christmas and your illusions.

No. Or no.

Yeah?

Kids, don't let her go bald. Yes, dude. Please don't. Or I won't allow you to go bald.

Yes.

Depending on how you cook me. I really wanted to talk about it. Because I feel like I've been doing well for a long time.

That's it.

It's only when I catch it on shows.

That's it.

It's going to be a relief. We'll talk about poop, anus, bad words, everything. All at once. I'm going to let you know. Even if you don't let me know, you do it. I'm going to start. Puta Navidad. Puta Navidad. No me voy a poner los lentes, güey, porque siento que si me pongo algo más ya voy a llorar. Ya, ya, sí.

Estoy en ese momento.

Entonces, Puta Navidad.

Sí.

Navidad es compartir y es convivir y se vuelve puta porque se empiezan a pelear. Entonces yo no entiendo por qué tienen que hacer una convención anual para sentarse a pelear. I'm going to tell you something controversial. I like Christmas. Me too. No. I don't. Who am I? Yes. I don't like it, but I know Lupita likes it.

Yes. I don't like the Christmas protocols, but I do like the theme.

I like the theme.

I like the theme.

I like the theme.

I like the theme. I'm not. Yes. Uh huh. Uh, I don't give a shit, but I know Lupita likes it. Yes. I don't like Christmas protocols, but I do like the theme of Christmas. Yes.

That they give me gifts.

Eating. For me, eating, gifts, and sex.

Sex, sex, sex.

So, at Christmas you say sex.

Of course.

Sex, sex, sex, sex, Christmas. I put on some Christmas springs, like, with earrings. And then I take them off to put on the earrings.

You, yourself?

Of course.

Haven't you heard the song, Las Piernas de Arete? But I think you put them on Juan, dude. And also one.

You, yourself?

Of course.

For fuck's sake, dude. You yourself? Of course. For fuck's sake.

Yes, yes.

And you do it like that?

And Juan too, whatever you want. Whatever you want, I want. So, I... As long as it's Christmas. Exactly. Because we are on Christmas Eve.

Yes, because if it's with Christmas intention, you have to like it, remember. Of course, of course, of course. Besides, do you think, Quisito, that people do become nicer during Christmas? Because there's that rumor, that every now and then, when December approaches, there's more kindness. Like, out of nowhere, it's like,

I'm going to... I don't know... with... It's Christmas, let's help him out. He left his car. Let's push him. Let's go to...

Let's go to give him toys, let's donate, let's give him blankets. I feel like people are more calm, you know? But also, there are more robberies. So that's where I say, are we good or not? foreign In Casa Habitación, they are like crazy. They say, hey, I don't care. They are more likely to be a nuisance,

they want to hack your cards more, they assault you more on the street when you are walking, they upload the robberies to Casa Habitación. So I say, are we doing well or not? What are we doing? You are either stealing to then do good and give away.

Because I guess if you are stealing it's to give away gifts, because you're spending money. Because, you know? So you're stealing to get the good. So in the end, the intention is the goodness. Oh, I mean, they steal from the house to the bedroom.

No, it's not that.

Because in the end, the intention is the goodness.

Yes, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. No, chavos. No! Oh, sí, si quieren. Estaba yo testeándolos para ver si decían, claro, y te iba a cachar, te iba a decir, no, no, no robes.

No!

Pero yo sí pienso que la gente anda más tranqui, wey. Y siempre cuando, por ejemplo, cuando voy al super y así, todos dicen, qué pase, ley's what I'm telling you. I mean, go to the supermarket, at 23 at night, 24 in the morning, take off your wig, dude. I mean, there are whores, dude. No, there are ladies who do get assholes.

The other day I got a discount for two.

For whores.

They were doing a show, right?

Oh, and I wasn't there.

Oh, I was at the whore supermarket. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Wait, you're not going to drink, you're not going to get it. You're not going to get it. Or if you get it, it's because you stole. House, room. No, no, no. People are crazy, man. So, I say that on the 23rd and 24th we are more aware of not acting like sick people. Of course.

And to act from the nobility of your heart. Okay. Or say, I'm going to do the shopping before and I'm not going to poop the night before. I've done it, man. My mom is like, go buy me, bitch! It always happens. No matter how much you make a list of what you're going to do for dinner and so on, it always happens.

Because of assholes. And there we are. In your house, what is the dynamic of Christmas Day? Uh-huh. Porque? Por pendejos. Y ahí estamos. En tu casa, ¿cómo es la dinámica del día de Navidad? Eh... Cuando vivía mi abuela, nos juntábamos todos en casa de mi abuela.

Ok.

Y... pero cada hermana cocinaba algo.

Ok.

Entonces, una tía llevaba el pavo, mi mamá la pierna, otra tía el puré, who got beans, she'd say, you're so screwed.

Why?

Because, man, my mom's a leg, and she only eats beans. Get her a jelly or something. Yeah, reciprocal.

Yeah, right?

No, but everyone got what they wanted, right? And then, I'd shit myself, man. First, we'd get there, all pretty, in shoes, and sit down in the living room. We saw each other's faces. Oh, that's so cool, and I don't know what, okay. And then, it was time to eat,

because we didn't all fit on the table, because we were a bunch of people. And first, the men were going to eat.

Yeah.

And the ladies cooked all day, man. All day, man, all day. No! I'm still wet with my hair, they barely got to shower. Yes, if your mom cooks, no! Let her be the first to sit down. Of course. And the old people, no, no, no,

it's not without doing anything. No, it's not that the husbands go first. Excuse me? No, damn it, man, no. Now this Christmas, you guys change things going out there, because you're out there smoking.

Or doing your things out there in the porch. You guys later. But I do feel that... And we are creating a guy with wrinkles. Adding wrinkles to Christmas. No, no, no!

My mom eats first and fights. I loved it. If you're going to do it, do it for a good purpose. Yes, because people are right. They are in a good mood. Many times moms like this part of serving, but don't do it.

Yes.

But you're there waiting like a fool, and then we have dinner, and then it's time for the gifts at 2. We open the gifts at 12. Many people get them the next day. We open the gifts at 12

because we take all the gifts that dawned on us to my grandmother's house, we put them on the pine tree and the delivery begins. And everyone opens and I don't know what, and the envies begin. Who got more, who didn't. I want to ask this, because generally in my house what we did, we tried to give away equally, you know?

I mean, why? what we did, we tried to give away a couple. You know? So that... But, I know that there are times where you start to see like the fight of, ah, you were given this thing, well. There was a Christmas where people from my family were given super cool things and they gave me like,

Mayas. And I said, fuck your ass, dude. I'm going to poison your food. No, I'm kidding. You know? I would have poisoned it, of course. I said like, dude.

Why?

Because in my house, we generally tried to be like, if we're all going to give away socks, we're all socks. Of course. And there it was like, ah, bitch. You know?

I said, what a bad fart. So, sometimes I feel like you don't want to look at yourself, but you end up looking at yourself. You say, why are you looking at me? Yes, that's how my sisters and I were born.

Oh yeah?

Yes.

And then, for example, in my house in Hermosillo, I spent Christmas in Chihuahua or in Hermosillo, if you remember. But in Hermosillo, my mom's sisters agree on not exactly what gifts, but how many. Like for... For sisters, just bring... If you have more gifts, it's fine, but leave them at home. And just bring four gifts.

Those who want, open them, but only four or three. So it's not like... And this gift is for... Carla! And this gift is for... Carla!

You know? And Lupita, one. I feel like those Christmas that are planned are going to be really cute. Yes, because you want everyone to be comfortable. But when the chaos starts, it's like, dude, you know what? I don't give a shit.

Did you plan it or what?

Every Christmas like that, in Hermosillo, I don't know if it's in other houses, but they used to put your godfather as your Christmas gift. So my mom was the godmother of two cousins, and my sister Flor had her godfather, who was my mom's brother. I mean, like with my sisters and cousins, all the godfathers were among them,

among the Beltran, and my godfather is a brother of my dad who was in Chihuahua. So they were always like, now the gifts of the godfathers! And I didn't have any. And I hated him. I was like, it's not fair, it's not fair! I feel like you see all those little things as a kid.

Sure. Because a while ago, you know, we were talking about how Lupita now has to do the special Christmas for Maria Serena. Because, generally, I feel that Christmas is for adults, for the kids, for Maria Serena. Because, generally, I feel that Christmas is the way for adults to give to their children.

And I feel that as a child it was very cool, but then it was also like those little things that you said, that maybe now as an adult you would say, oh, it's good that my godfather is in Chihuahua, you know? But I feel that as a child you were like… No, and every Christmas was the same. I was like, what the fuck? I mean, I started to be the one who gave out the gifts. I was like, I'm going to give out the gifts.

And every time I gave out a gift, it was like, I don't know if you know, it was like, oh look, this gift is for Quesito. Dear Quesito, today, Christmas Eve, I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, it was incredible. In front of my grandparents' parents, and all the people, I'm reading what it says. What do you want me to do? And I got mad. Dude, it's what it says! I mean, what do I...

You, go to your room. No, no, if you, dude, turn on your computer, I'm going to read what it says on the cards, they're not telling me anything. No mames. And some guys were laughing like crazy. My dad was like... Yeah, poetry again. You're the best! My dad loved it when I improvised.

And I also made those jokes with my cousins. When we were fighting or whatever. Like, the character of the shit you have won't get you anywhere. That's why your last two boyfriends left you. I said, I'm out of breath. I'm out of breath, fan. I'm a fan of yours.

But it was like our laugh. And those dynamics you say are beautiful. When they are well managed. Yes, I feel that we have to be like a couple. You know? I also understand that sometimes where you can't,

there are Christmas that are huge, like 50 people and it's like, well, you can bring 50 gifts. But, divide into groups. Sure, like for example, I quote, here we divide. We divide to create, as Juan says,

damn, they made an invisible friend. Because they always translate everything very weird. I don't know. Everything is fine, Juan. You have to do it like, ah, ok, ok, ok, they made an invisible friend.

What?

It's not invisible.

No, Juan, here we are.

It's a secret.

Secret, yes.

But invisible, here we are.

Of course, it's a secret. Uh-huh. Because you keep the secret. Exactly. But not invisible, I'm going to give it to you. Of course! How invisible? That the friend is invisible. What do you think happens to my self-esteem if you tell me you're invisible? Imagine, I don't exist, no one sees me, I'm not worth it.

I don't care. No one validates me as a person.

Sorry.

So we made an exchange between the team and it's about... About some clothes. About something thought out individually. Of course. Um... I'm going to say that. And the person has to open it and sit here. But like, because when you sit on the tree and you sit on the floor, you have to open it. Imagine opening a gift here, Sam, with the grinch,

and you have to say, open it, open it! And it's also true that we have to describe the garment, because for people who listen to Spotify, they can imagine it. Of course, this is what they were given. I'm going to put a little bit of a spoiler. I'm going to put a little bit of a spoiler. I'm going to put a little bit of a spoiler. I'm going to put a little bit of a spoiler. I'm going to put a little bit of a spoiler.

I'm going to put a little bit of a spoiler. I'm going to put a little bit and you'll see. And you'll say who it is from. Okay.

I think...

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Oh no, this isn't a circus. I think it's from Grinch because it's very you. Very me.

Who is this from?

From Niggidi.

That's...

It's for you! It's for me? It's perfect.

It's perfect! me Is

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jingle bell jingle motherfucker

no manches miguiri

todo eso escribió

wow

y siento que completamente dije claro es para lupita claro Wow I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, oh my god, I'm going to be like, Unos chocolates Ehhhhhh Que comparta, que comparta

No, no

Y... Me encantó que el nigiri le añadió un chocolatito

Y... Unos... Órale No manches Jajajaja No, dile güey

El espuma, el espuma Güey, pues ya ves que tú y Juan hacen el amor el día de navidad I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, me is Hey! Hey, hola Madrid! What did you say? Where did you get that? He did it, I guess.

You said, wow!

Wow!

Long live the king! Long live the order and the law!

Yes?

I loved it. You're going to go crazy, Juan.

I loved it. Imagine that when I take off my headphones, I say, my country.

You'll tell us later.

I'm going to put it on. Dig a little. Mi patria.

Wait. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, Muy bien. Muy bien. No sé si esto se puede superar. Pero demos. Demos carta abierta. Demos carta abierta a lo que pueda suceder.

Ajá.

Entonces que si Lu elige otro regalo. No, si es tú porque tú abriste. Pero yo lo leí. Tú los eliges y yo leo las cartas.

Ok.

Me encantó, me encantó, me encantó. I'm going to win. And I read what they say. This one because it's the Three Wise Men version of Buho. Very good. This one is... from whom to whom?

I think...

No. It's mine and it's for you.

Ah, I loved it, it's for me.

Oh yeah?

Uh-huh.

Let me see what it says. I got Victoria because we're very similar. Very, like, cute, you know? Of course, of course. And it says, from Victoria to Kecilu. Kecilu, this Christmas I'm very happy to share it with you,

but above all, to share experiences like holding the grinch. It's my turn on one side, and then it y a ti te toca otro, el más pesado. Pero sigue así, corrigiendo y salvando el programa para que no las desmoneticen y sobre todo que no las funen. Tienes la magia de hacer todo grandioso. Porque con una linda frazada, todo puede ser increíble.

Disfruta tu regalo. ¿Qué pedo, Victoria? ¿ do you always talk about frizzles? Hey! Open it! Open it! Open it!

I'm scared, girl.

I'm wearing panties.

Open it! Open it!

What could it be?

I called! And I was so excited! Yes, yes, yes, but wait. They're little socks like the ones I'm wearing, but in squares. They're! Yes, yes, yes, but wait. They're like the socks I wear, but in squares. They're super cute! This is super jovi! Can I change them, please?

I want these ones. Of course! It's a set.

Of course! Oh my god!

I've always been a butterfly. I don't know if you know. All my life. And the best part is that it's made of thread on the back and it's a hole. Easy access. How is it? Oh, of course! It's not on the back, it's in the middle.

Yes!

Of course.

So, on the back it's this and on the bottom it's a hole. For quick access. Let's go! Describe it! Color, texture... Look, they just gave me...

Oh, and it has a little stone.

Hey!

I love it.

This is...

Imagine putting that on but not being shaved. No way! I mean, you don't shave yet, but no way! But this is going to be the situation. You can do it the sides like this. Besides, look, I'm going to describe it to you.

It's like, I could say a thong, but I don't know what it is. And on the front it has a butterfly like ... Neighborhood. Neighborhood butterfly? It has a neighborhood butterfly. Like lace, let's say. Yes. For saying. And all around the butterfly has little stones.

High jewelry. High jewelry?

In each corner has a bow.

Because she said, also, tender. Tender? Tender. Because it's a thread.

Yes. Of course.

I mean, she takes care of butterflies, but also tenderness.

Of course.

At the back is a thread nothing more. And below is a hole. a the I mean, don't get anything. I loved it. My best gift, really. We're doing great. I feel like we're all giving it our all. Yes. Now, this one from Barbie. I feel like it's calling me because it's so cute.

I feel like this is from Mai. I don't know why. Whose is this for?

Mine is for Mai.

I got the vibe. I said, it's for Mai. I loved that first, the one for the two of us. Yay! May, welcome to Christmas. Welcome to Christmas. First, tell us what you're going to wish for this Christmas. Because we're going to make it. I wish to keep being very happy. And to keep working on the best podcast in the world. And we're going to give you a hug.

And what else are you going to wish for May?

Tell us.

Yes, that she's going to be right.

And what else, Maylin?

Tell the camera. Super good, I swear. And what else, Maylin? Tell the camera.

Don't tell anyone.

Let her go.

I'm used to her being angry, right?

May?

So, just let me say here. Yes. Dear Maylin, I'm your friend Sam. Yes, the one who will always be messing with your fucking things. I really like that you are a free woman,

that you wear mini skirts, and that you feel so complete. I like that you trust your legs and your safety. That's wonderful. Post-date. I say all this with respect to my girlfriend because I'm super in love with her and forever. I only see Mai as my brother.

What the fuck!

As my brother.

I love you, bitch.

Oh, come on!

I didn't know you guys were dressed like that.

I trust you both.

Well, let's see.

Let him open it, let him open it, let him open it, let him open it. The bag is Barbie's. Yes, it has to do with Mai. Yes.

Well, I'm going to break it. I'm gonna break it. I'm gonna break it.

Yes, break it. And I'm not gonna break it because we're gonna reuse the bags.

Be careful.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Some Aldo de Nier!

I have to see it! I have to see it! No way. I'm Gonna pour for this cream in us. Okay, so I got a really Mylena cover of the Unus calzones, but I love my OC. Uh-huh. Unus calzone Blanco's Oso's time a tiempo promiscuous porque tiene millones de cara de Aldo de Nigris exacto y luego en el trasero que justamente donde está el Ano lleva la cara de Aldo de Nigris en grande Exactly. I loved it. I loved it. Applause! What do you think, May? I loved it.

Yes?

Yes.

Are you going to use them, yes or no? Yes.

Obviously!

Obviously.

And it's 100% cotton, dude.

They're incredible.

Just look at them.

No, let's sweat with this.

Take care of me.

Wow. I feel like the Neguiris did a great job. Super good, dude. And Vic too, you know? But my fear was with the Neguiris, that since they're men, that they felt like,

like, dude, what can we give them, you know? Of course. And I feel like they understood the light and the vibe, they said.

100%.

Let's see. Well, let's grab this one!

This one is...

For whom? This one is for Victoria de Lupita.

Woohoo!

Victoria, I love you so much.

What's up, what's up?

What's up, Victoria? What's up, Victoria? Victoria Victoria bitchuki como te conocemos entre amigos

Te quiero tantísimo que te voy a and which is emo con este calzone

Ciento que te identificas in por ciento porque es totalmente tu personalidad la forma La textura y el contraste Dice todo lo que tú representas sé que no tienen ni idea lo que te va a llegar en este momento Pero sabes que te quiero gracias bitches disfrutarlo junto compache Gracias, bichux. Disfrútalo junto con Pachi. ¡Eh! ¡Que lo abra, que lo abra, que lo abra! ¡Uy, está super aburrido el mío! Me encantó que hicimos posada, güey.

¡Eh! ¡Ay, guau!

¡Guau!

O sea, si lo veo en la tienda digo, la bichuqui, güey.

¡Claro! ¿Sabes qué es lo mejor de todo? Que ella lo escogió!

Pero no sabía que era para ella, güey.

Y de que...

Y de que tú...

De que...

Vic, no tengo mi calzón, voy a comprarlo. De que es para mujer, hombre, mujer, córrele.

Y de que...

Esto está bien.

¡Y me encanta!

Y de que...

Algodón 100% ¡Guau! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

Wow! Wow!

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! We do what we want with you. Better like this, so you look cute. I loved it. It looks like when I saw her as a chef.

Yes.

They are pink panties, because pink is my favorite color. I always think of myself when I wear them. How cool. Of course, everything is made of glitter. You can take off your panties and say,

hey Lupita. Of course. And they are big, they are like for grandmas, that's how you call them, but they have a nice detail, like a little fit. If you made me a blouse with those pants, I'd wear it. I'd love it. So, I think it's totally fine, and it has some seams, well, some...

What can I say? Transparencies. Some transparencies. That makes you look...

Sensual.

It has a fit in the soles of the legs,

that you say,

small detail, I mean, I feel that it's arrogant but delicate.

Of course.

You know? Of course. A round of applause, please. It's really incredible. How cool. I loved it.

Okay. What's next?

And now, next… Who is this for?

Oh, for Sam!

Hey! Sigue... Este para quien es? Ay, para Sam! ¡Ey!

¡Que pase, que pase, que pase!

¡Que pase!

Ah, déjame ver lo que dice.

Sí, sí, sí. Me tomó mucho tiempo escribir la carta,

solo por atención.

Oh, mi querido Sam, Sam, Sam.

Sam, Sam, Sam.

Punto suspensivo. Sí, sí, ah. Punto suspensivo. Si, si, si. Ese cabello de colores que tanto muestras significa que eres una persona valiente ante el mundo. Eres sensible, pero al mismo tiempo audaz. Me encanta que hagas casos de sarfrazadas cuando estés triste.

Eso, pues.

Claro.

Y sobre todo me encanta que parezcas un rockero dark, a metalhead, but deep down you are just a pink pop star. Oh, how nice! Let's hear it! Let's hear it! Oh I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, si. Hola, hola. Pues elegante, muy elegante. Yo siento que es la palabra clave.

Claro.

Un hermoso moño en el cuello con su elástico.

Claro.

Que va conectado con el calzoncito.

Delicado.

Si, delicado, que es el calzón con menos tela que el hígado.

Claro, claro.

Claro.

Y es blanco con negro.

Muy elegante. ¡Eso! I feel like you can use it for Christmas and New Year's. It's like a... smoking calzone. I loved it. You can go to a wedding with it, but... at the same time, make love in the wedding bathroom.

Exactly.

What's your girlfriend's name?

Eh...

Lu.

Lu?

Lupita, maybe.

Ah, Lupita. Lupita, you and I, friends, this goes for you. Of course! For you! You thank him. Everything's fine. I'll leave it to you.

Yes, look.

You enjoy it.

Yes.

Bravo! Very good.

And...

Who will the last gift be for? For the podcast's host.

That's it.

For the whole thing.

For the whole thing. For the whole thing. But it'll go by the total but it'll go by the total but it'll go by La persona que crea las melodías perfecto. Uh-huh. Según lo que se nos ocurre exacto y ese se lo regala My lean, okay Okay I see No, I I Found you the my lean

Meaty to sub it to sabiduria knows contagion at all. So I'll Asia is synonym of the perseverance Yeah de la prosperidad que refleja tus ojos al amanecer con un destello de amistad que significa Foreign

Ah It's not a smoking. Ah my dear. Oh, no Wait, but we'll turn it easy person. Yeah, like Cola. Oh, yeah, it's okay

see

It's a calzone the frack

Come on, I said in check a no, no, I'll be bonito. We got dog. No, I've ever seen you underwear. A underwear? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, ho, ho, ho. Oh, yeah.

Niguera said, ho, ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Wow! I'm gonna tell you. because according to me, the red one means what? Love. You're going to get the love and you're going to premiere it with that, that's Miley's wish. And you're going to premiere it with that love. Miley, and the other one is?

An elegant frac.

That!

That, I loved it.

It's a lot less flirty than a frac, but...

But I loved it. But with a tail and everything. With a bow tie. Oh yeah! An applause for Nigiri! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas to everyone! is And then I give it to you. It's a pair of pants with a patchy print. Of course, because she's obsessed. In fact, how did you guys get a pair of pants so fast? They printed it on the sheets. I mean, we have a print.

Of course, I had it ordered, so I was like,

oh, I'll get this one.

And it arrived, but...

I loved it.

But it's the same, right? Yes. 10, 10 out of 10. And when Victoria uses it, she sends a photo and we upload it. And Victoria is like...

And I'm like...

No, no, or yes. We're already crossing in... Promiscuity.

Exactly.

It's a very thin line. Sure. Even though you're wearing your underwear right now. Because soon, girl, my country, my homeland. It's not true, I'll always be the Malinche. But do you realize how when you think of everyone, Christmas is fine?

Of course, because we said, socks for everyone.

Exactly.

But I want to know something. Did you feel envy for those who did not receive chocolates?

Yes.

But I got socks. It's true. So I also say that the chocolate, for the temporary, the sock is going to be with me. Of course. You know? Of course, you made it for me.

Exactly.

Of course.

Of course, of course, of course.

That's strong.

Now I'm jealous.

Now I'm the one who feels jealous. But it's the beautiful thing about Christmas, guys. Yes. But it's the nice thing about Christmas, guys. That you can tell the people you don't like what you're doing. And that you can pick whoever you want. I told them last year, do you want to pick your cousin for Christmas?

No.

Pick him.

No.

That's like hanging out with cousins. No, right? But if you want to, yes. If you both want to, no.

No, guys. What if you want to, yes. If you both want to, no. No, guys.

What if you don't? There are so many people out there, and why do you say, my cousin? Because it's Christmas. And that makes the mess. If you do it, you're a mess and you know it perfectly. So you feel like there's a mess at Christmas?

Of course.

In fact, many babies were conceived at Christmas.

Of course.

How many people were born? Did you conceive at Christmas? No, in February.

No?

March, April, May, June, July, August. What do you mean six months? No, but I was eight months old, dude. No? I swear, I had to be born in September. It was Christmas, it was Christmas.

February, February, March, April, May, June, July, August. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to of a bad time. What? You were born on Christmas and I was born on February 14th. We're like the parents of some naked kids.

Do you agree?

Why? Why would you procreate on those dates?

I feel like it's just for fun.

I like it a lot. The months of August and October are great. Yes.

Everything's fine.

I was born on Christmas. You August and October are really cool. Yes. Everything is fine. They said it to me, they said it to me.

Oh, it's Valentine's Day, dude. It's for the naked.

No! Yes.

No.

What did my parents say?

They said that I'm a cat.

Not just me.

They said that you're a petal.

Not just me, my sisters too. Oh, Of course.

Flor and I, yes.

Carla, last of February. But it's the month of love, I mean, what's wrong with you, mom and dad? They, what? Candles... It could have also been San Valentin and she was a few days ahead of it. Of course.

Of course.

It's crazy, really. Oh, but it's so fun, honestly. And your dad was like, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells. Yes, under the pine tree. He literally said, Jingle Motherfucker. No, I don't want to imagine those things. Maybe not.

All the ones in August were made in Christmas. Really, no. The ones in September, sorry. The ones in September, yes. Because I told you, I got ahead of myself. Huh!

You realize that... Yes, that we are very slow.

No, man. Juan was also born in February.

What's up with my in-laws?

What's up?

Yes, it's true. We have to start making accounts. When people tell me their birthdays, automatically I... For example, when people say, we are trying to have a baby, I say, oh, come on. Come on. Take it, take it.

They're going to be... I mean, I say, don't tell me. Just come and tell me, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. Because if not, all the time I'm like, these guys are going to be right now

because they haven't announced the pregnancy. I mean, the underwear is not right now. Sex. Of course. I'm a woman.

It's obvious.

Oh no, no, no, no.

Hey, but going back to Christmas.

Yes.

Why do we feel that adults are starting to be weird at Christmas? Oh, the truth is that it is a transition. I feel that's why I got bitter. But especially when suddenly your family starts to grow up and there are no children anymore. You know? Because you say, well, there are kids and everything. But when you start the transition from being an adult,

it's horrible because you don't get the same gifts anymore, it's not the same emotion, you don't wait for Santa, you don't put the milk cookie. I mean, from one Christmas to another. Because it's always going to happen that last Christmas I received Santa, I put the cookie and this Christmas, no.

Of course, there has to be a Christmas where yes, and then no. And you say, why? I feel like we should, for example, now that I think about it, me with my dad and my brother and Arturo and so on, I don't wait for them to wake up. It's already 24 at dinner, that, oh well, we have to open gifts. How cool, you know? But I feel like the best thing at Christmas is also going to bed

because you get to know what happens in the morning. This year I'm going to tell you to do that. That we wait for each other in the morning. Yes, it's nice. Right? Because we usually do that with the kids.

Yes.

How do you do it? No, we did it with Maria Serena in the morning, because my sister likes that a lot. But in my normal house, we did it at night. Because not all of our cousins slept over, it was like to open them all together. Well, that's also nice. But my parents hid some gifts for us in the morning, because we did sleep over with my grandmother. So, the little cousins, we would wake up in the morning and there was always,

like, no way, you have more gifts! But we would open at night. But now that they are adults? Ah, we do an exchange. Ok. Well, invisible friend.

Ah, who gave you the gift then? Last Christmas or what? Yes, but if it is invisible, who gives it to you? Ah, nobody, an invisible person. And the gift appears suddenly. Who gives you an invisible friend? No one, just an invisible friend. And you don't know who it was? Ok.

That's right.

Ok. Nobody. I was confused. But well, you make me an invisible friend.

Uh-huh.

Ok. You don't do that with the... No, I mean, what we do is, one gives it to everyone, the other gives it to everyone, but we are also say that. Of course, man! But here, I'm giving a little detail to everyone. Arturo, to everyone. Like that, you know?

We ended up doing a little of that because I gave a man the gift from my mom, my dad. Like that. But then there's the exchange, which is like, my brother-in-law got something like that. Like this.

Exactly. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm glad Juan is here so he can listen. Exactly. And then, give me your hand, Arturo. Sure. I'll mark it.

Okay, perfect.

I just want you to listen to this, Arturo, quickly. I want for Christmas, I think I want... If you say health, I'm going to hit you, Will. You think the Grinch is going to say health? No way. No way.

That's his fucking...

I'm sorry. No mames. De su puta madre. Yo quiero, se me antoja de que,

que puede ser?

Es que tengo todo. Puede ser algo bien loco que sabes que es irreal. Ah.

Si, o sea.

Va.

Pues bueno, esto no es irreal. Quiero una bolsa en especifico. Okay. Es muy bonita, una bolsa que tengo ahí ya clavada want a specific bag. Okay. It's very pretty. A bag that I have there already stuck for a while. Okay.

So I want that specific bag. I want...

I want sex.

I want...

I want some whiskey slugs. I want whiskey slugs.

What is that?

It's one of my favorite foods that Juan makes.

Okay.

It's delicious, really. ¿Qué es eso? Es una de mis comidas favoritas que hace Juan. Okay. Está delicioso, la verdad.

Okay.

Luego les hago. Los comí.

¿Estás anotando, Juan?

¿Estás anotando, Juan?

Muy bien, muy bien.

Y algo así de que tú dices, no manches, esto está loquísimo o así. Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. I would like...

I want Christmas...

Don't bother me. No, no, no.

I would like a Christmas like the one you're wearing right now. Like, Christmas in pajamas. I'd love that. I'd love that. But as a gift. Material. Material. I want...

What could it be?

I would like a trip to Japan. I want... What could it be?

I would like to go to Japan.

I would love to go to Japan. I would love to see them. The silly ones. It could be exaggerated. If you opened your eyes, what would you see? Japan. I would like to find the keys to my car. If they gave me that for Christmas, I would say... Would you give your dad a copy?

But it's not the same. You know he's lost his mind. I would love to have my car keys. If they gave me that for Christmas, I would say that they love me.

But your dad gave you a copy. But it's not the same. Of course, you know that you have lost the other one. Yes, I would love that favor. I would love 25 million balls.

That.

I mean, if I could.

And I would love... I think...

I think I'm good there.

I wanted you'm good there.

I said, oh my god!

You know, I'm good there.

I think I'm good. And I would like tiramisu for Christmas dessert. Hey, what's up? You know what I just remembered that I would like? What? An emerald ring.

Okay. I've always wanted one. Okay. But an emerald. An emerald ring. And... I feel like the green one goes with my face.

Okay.

An emerald face, you know?

Okay.

I don't know why, but I do see it. I feel like that. And I want a Cartier.

Okay.

That's all I'm going to say.

Easy.

Easy.

Yes. I mean, the solomillos, I don't know what. Cartier, an emerald, going to China. And a bag.

A bag.

Simple. If they told you, what do you want? Something to make you wake up every day at Christmas. That it's always going always be the same. And you have to choose that.

A gift? Something that can't be divine.

A gift?

A gift that will always be there. Something that you receive every Christmas. What would you like to receive? Something that I can enjoy. Something that you can enjoy for the rest of your life, something that will be there for you for Christmas.

Coffee, probably. I would like a subscription. for the rest of your life, that it's coming to you at Christmas.

Coffee, probably. If you gave me a subscription. You're very picky. Yes, but if you gave me a subscription where every Christmas I try a drink like this at Christmas. No, it's always going to be the same. It's the same coffee.

Yes, if it only comes out at Christmas, I'll drink it. I'd say, it's good.

Because I'm also thinking about the long one, if it's not something you can go, I would say, bitch. I would say, dude, I have six drawers of socks, I would say, yeah. You know? And if it's not coffee, I'm going to drink it.

Sure.

Yes, I mean, macha coffee. I would say, oh, look, cool. You?

Sex. I would say, yes, you. I think that forever, I feel that... With what I would be of what father, so very comfortable, could be... How interesting, how interesting. It could be, I think...

I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know. foreign No, it has to be something that you say, hello, but it's not going to overwhelm you. Of course. You guys also tell us, I mean, tell us what. I feel like you're going to give us very good ideas and I'm going to regret it. I'm going to say, I should have said that.

But let's see, you. I think I wouldn't get tired of receiving, so every Christmas, some of these enchiladas. Ah! I never get bored of them. I love them. Yeah, they come in bags. Yeah, bags like these with enchiladas.

Ah! I mean...

Give them to me.

I feel like a gift I could always make is something to eat. Of course. Because otherwise you're going to say, Ya guey, stop giving me this, please. What else... I feel like... I think that it could also be a favorite underwear. That you don't buy it all year round,

and suddenly you get your favorite underwear. You know that in December I'm going to get this underwear, which is super comfortable, favorite. Like today's? Like this. Today a tradition begins.

Today a tradition begins. I feel that next year we have to go back to giving underwear, and start saying that this was the second year of the show. But we have to take care of ourselves. Because they raised the bar very high. They went to the mame with creativity.

If we go back, we go. I agree. Yes, but I think a underwear would be cool. I like it. What are your Christmas plans this year? My family is coming to come here to see Maria Serena. So, it's going to be a Christmas with Maria Serena. She's almost three years old.

So, it's like, what are we looking for? The cookie? What are we going to have to leave? What clues? What did Santa bring? Oh, if you were a little girl and you're watching this... Remember that Luvita said at the beginning, they're going to make her cry.

And here's why. Of course. And so we're very excited because we're going to do that dynamic, you know? To wait for them to sleep. Everything is going to revolve around Maria Serena, definitely. What I'm telling you, the best thing about Christmas is the kids. 100%. Because you get to see them at ease. I'm going to bring Maria Serena to bed, you dumbass.

Of course.

How?

It's not true, I feel super weird about lying to her. Okay. And he said, no, look, Maricelena, some prints that Santa left. For example, I wanted to organize with my sister to put a Santa suit on my dad, who is the tallest and like that. So that my sister could see like that, like, look, look, look, look. And that I saw someone putting…

That was done by us, the cousins. I am Maria a car. I'm like, hey, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry. I made a video call. No, no! You're not going to ruin Christmas! What did he say? I'm going to...

I won't allow it! I won't allow it!

And that's it.

Clear and decisive thoughts.

Of course, he's going to see Santa. I know he's going to... But, so that he saw him, but no. That he sleeps with that illusion, you know? So, that all my energy. I'm like, I have my energy there. Right now I was with his Christmas watch.

Cool.

Everything. His Razor, his little mouse house, everything he wants. And you, what's the plan?

The plan is...

Oh, that's cool! I think a family dinner and stuff.

In Bilbao?

Yes. I've never been there. So I feel like it's going to be really cool because I'm going to discover. But if the people who are going to go on this trip see this, remember that one of my dreams would be to spend Christmas in pajamas without doing anything.

You know, with that information, whatever you want.

We'll put it there. I put it there. And if that day we say pajamas, I would say, wow! No way! I don't know why I feel like Christmas streets are always very crowded. You know? So I feel calm. Once we, in Monterrey, spent Christmas in pajamas.

One of the best, man. Right? Because you're not stressed about getting ready, and you're comfortable opening gifts. You're super comfortable, this dinner is super comfortable. You've really been one of the best, one of the best, I think I'm going to propose this to my family. Yes, and we all bought the same pajamas.

Once we did it at my house and even the boy brought the same pajamas. We were all flirty. I loved it.

There are photos, there's everything.

And comfortable.

And you're not stressed anymore? No, not that I'm wearing a bootie with a sock, or a plushie. I don't want to see you in a skirt with a plushie, Miley. Dude, I want you to not be followed in the ass. And you uploading a picture of yourself in the snow, with your coat like this, like, Merry Christmas. No.

It can happen. I mean, you have to tyrant... Leader. Okay.

Leader.

Leader.

I'm going to control... No, I'm going to inspire.

Control.

Inspire Christmas. Inspire Christmas.

I'm going to inspire Christmas so we don't do anything.

Sure.

One day before, Bilbao. One day after, Bilbao. Christmas, nothing. Sure.

What do you think? Navidad? Nada. Monito. I don't know if I fixed my monito. Tell me what it's going to be. Juan, you're ruining my Christmas. It's going to be T. So you're going to be in Bilbao and it's going to be Christmas? The truth is that I don't care. It's going to be like a day X in your life. So it's good that you're going to wear pajamas because that's what you're going to feel that day.

Nothing. Nothing, honestly. And Juan, you should have stayed in Madrid. Yes, yes, yes. I don't understand. I went to Bilbao and I was fascinated. I loved it. I feel there was a lot of art. We're going there because Arturito's mom is very artistic. She's going to love it.

Yes, that's why Arturito's mom, I love you, that's why she loves hallucinations. Because she's like because they're crazy! Sure. And Arturito's mom is an artist, so there are certain museums and things. So I feel like we're going to have a good time. Because little Silvia and I are very similar in that we don't want to do anything. But we want to see things.

And we want to see...

What other things?

Chuchulicos. Ah, yes, yes. Don't stress me out. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay. I'm like, okay.

I'm like, okay. No? Que, osea, no? Y ahí en el puente, viendo, ah, bórale. La calle del pueblo, así. Sí, que ya vimos todo, okay. No, pero todo bien. Osea, siento que el viaje me va a retar, oigan, porque les voy a decir algo.

Yo en los viajes soy la persona que más tranqui se la quiere llevar.

Sí, la gente así.

Osea, si tú the morning, a museum, let's go. And I'm like, no, dude. Or we're going to have breakfast and we're going to the museum at two in the afternoon. You know, I'm like that. I feel like when you travel together, you have to give in. And you have to do things. So I already made these plans that I said,

when I get there, I wish we didn't do anything. And a few days before we go back, I'm love to. I would love to see your picture in pajamas. I said, it's done. It would be great. If you see a picture in pajamas, I did it. I did it. And we're all going to say, you did it, you did it. And I'm going to celebrate Christmas with my family a few days earlier. I'm going to have Christmas here.

Hey, I have a situation with Juan, really. Which one? I have a situation with Juan, to be honest. Why? Because he tells me, Oh, love, I love you, I love your body and all that.

And...

No, it has nothing to do with me.

And he says, Oh, love, how do you see this year again? Spend Christmas and New Year's Eve at home with your family. And then Reyes, how do you see spending it in Spain? And I, fuck. Reyes again in Spain? I mean, I don't spend Reyes with my family, which is so important to me. You're telling me that Christmas is a new year with my family, and Reyes? And Juan says, yes, I know it's complicated because we always spend Reyes in Spain, and

everything. And I'm like, bah! Super complicated, Juan. I mean, why are you doing this to me? Oh, I don't know if it's Reyes, but we're going to be there.

But we're going to see it.

Of course.

And what do you eat in Reyes? What do you do? Roscon.

I hate Rosca. What else?

Dude, when, try the one from Spain.

It's from Manolitos. No. Roscon. I'm not with you! Dude! Regulate yourself, Juan! Regulate yourself, you're my bitch! I said, roast, and the bread like this, super soft. No, man, like, soft, soft, soft, like, nothing to do with the ones here. The ones here are very good too, but there it's very different.

Same concept, but a softness like this, and then you put it in your mouth and you're like, fuck it, I then you put it in your mouth and you say, Get your ass out of here, Angel. And then you eat it and it's like...

Delicious.

Okay, I'm going to give you a chance. You know I'm not really a bread person. And the thread tires me. Like I say, enough. And God puts children in the thread?

Yes.

I love it.

And Juan is going to say that we invented it, fuck. Oh, well, sorry. I didn't know it was a challenge. Did you see how she was? She has a temperament of the shit. Look at her, look at her, look at her.

She's doing this to me. Oh, well, sorry. I'm very uncomfortable.

What?

I'm very comfortable. Okay, so I'm going to give Roscon a chance. Yes, give it. How about, imagine that out of nowhere Imagine if I fell in love with all the Christmas dynamics and I just happened to pass it somewhere else. That I was that very bad person. And that I arrived in the plan.

No, no, no.

And with the accent.

Yes.

And with the accent.

Damn, girl.

Yes.

Sorry, sorry, my accent got stuck. And I did go.

What would you do?

That I arrive in January like this, dude. For the audience. and you ask me, how was Christmas? Well, we're going to see each other there. So, when I get there, you're already like this? Yes, we meet in January, because what day do you arrive? The first. The first, ok. We meet on the first, and I'm like this, and I tell you, I loved Christmas, and like this.

Yes, damn, girl, I'm freaking out, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What do you do? And you realize it's not a joke, dude. I was going to ask Arturo, dude, what's up? That you woke up or what? Yes, exactly, I was like, dude, what's up? And Arturo was like, I don't know, he's been like this for three days. Would you follow me for a while or would you tell me to go?

I would ask you. Ok. That you really liked the Spanish accent, I don't know if it's because of my Spanish accent. I don't know if it's because of it, but it's very exaggerated. Because Arturo was talking in a machine called Manitowoc. And we were like, what? Manitowoc? And we were like that. And out of nowhere I told Arturo's mom, because we get along very well,

I told her, imagine that I am always like this, how I have been and everything. And she said, ok. And I told her, but whenever we are going to say things very exaggerated, but like this, very exaggerated. Let's give you an example. I mean, that's why, like Manitowoc, like McDonald's, and so on. And he says to me, oh no, my daughter. He said to me, if I told you, what do you think we speak in Spanish? You don't speak to me in English.

Like that, dude? I said no, but I would be the same person. He told me, exactly. I'm I mean, there are people who are really into it. Yes. For example, I know that we are into the North when we go to the North.

Yes.

We arrive from Vitonzonas and so on. When we hang out with Fredo, or people like that come too. But he already pretends to have an accent, dude. Without having anything to do with you. He's already a mother.

Yes.

Fredo and I, we really liked to finish everything, that's it. I'm They're crazy. that you don't like her, that she's a bitch to you, and that you finally respond to her. That bitch that did this to you, that you finally respond to her, and say, stop messing with my body, girl! Can't you see that you're all stupid, alone, horrible, and bitter? Don't come with your frustrations with me.

Get all your stupid ideas in your ass, that fucking ass that's been lonely for a long time. She's been trying to stop you from getting her. You're a bad woman. So, this situation leads you to tell her that. That's enough.

I understand the dynamics. With the example.

Of course.

And if you notice, that's something that looks bad. But in the end, it's like, get your hand out of the bag. I wish I'm El desear cosas malas también está bien. Exacto. Son cosas malas que suceden en Navidad, pero siento que también está bien. ¿Qué queremos que nos expliques, Juan? ¿Por qué comes camarones hervidos en Navidad? Pero sin nada. ¿Verdad que no se los comen con nada? Bueno, o no nos expliques nada.

¿Esto se acordó? Maylin, mejor nada. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. It's like a lot of people are like, I'm not gonna eat this. I'm not gonna eat this. I'm not gonna eat this. I'm not gonna eat this. I'm not gonna eat this. I'm not, I don't know if it's a good meat, but it doesn't need lemon. But, fuck, what a disgrace.

It's a rib eye, they're putting lemon on the rib eye. And he goes like this.

And I...

Well, I wish you to regulate emotionally this Christmas, Juan.

No, I mean...

That we give it, that today it came very upset. Don't you want to do something? To explain what upsets you today? And of course, because we're on drugs. And something good you wish to the hallucinators. I wish them that regardless of your situation, how you spend it, if it was with your family, or if it was alone, or in your apartment, or seeing the hallucinations, I wish you to be in peace from the bottom of your heart.

That's it.

I mean, I'm not here to tell you to name happiness, or the, name happiness, or godmother, or whatever, but I think what I really want you to do is to be at peace that day. Yes, to live in peace, as you have decided to spend it. Of course, with a nice phrase,

at dawn, and above all, like, at peace with you. If you decided not to go with your family, and everyone is saying, you're a fucking idiot, that you're a dick, you always do the same,

you say, it's fine, but I'm here in my little house.

Exactly.

Dude, do you want it or not?

Yes.

I, a thousand times, I want it, like, what a bitch, what a dick. Yes, last year I did it, and honestly, Dude. I don't know what. I literally, I'm very comfortable. And it's the first time in the year that Miley has fallen. It's not true that Miley is not bothering me. I sleep very early if I'm not tired. Yes, I had a great time because I decided that my mental health was to rest that day.

Yes, true.

And block Miley.

And it was great.

Where are you taking me, Miley?

Of course, Miley. I mean, this is your fault. Of course, and it's her fault. She will always be. But I wish you peace, and wherever you are, value that moment. Even if it was with your family, and you're there, whatever you want, I also want you to be like, I'm going to send the shit to whoever has to send the shit.

That you put limits if you have to. And that you have a blast setting limits like, now, if I don't have a boyfriend, what do you care, you fucking bitch? Now. If I'm a lesbian, what do you care?

If...

You're not even saying that I'm scissoring you.

Yeah?

And that I'm scissoring you, what to get married. I don't want to get married. I want to live alone for the rest of my life. What's the problem? And then you're free.

Exactly.

And what about you?

I wish you guys would give the meaning of Christmas to yourselves.

Honestly.

I mean, if Christmas this year is going to be that you're going to be a little bit more

like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more Exactly. And you, what good thing? I wish you all to give the meaning of Christmas to yourselves. Honestly. I mean, like, if Christmas this year is going to be that you sit there in the living room with your cousins all dressed up, have fun in the armchair.

You know? Don't say, well, yes, because this is Christmas. No, no, no, have fun in the armchair. And if your Christmas is going to say it and I think it doesn't mean anything if you don't want it to mean anything. And if it means a lot to you, absorb it and say, I love this a lot. Don't let yourself be carried away by what you think we have to do.

Have a good time and fight with your aunts. Yes, and don't get overwhelmed. I'm You know? Like, who's with Miriam? Yes, yes, yes. Or that you start watching these sessions, or that here in the family, that you say, what a father, but you're not perfect, Yamakud. I mean, in the end, I say,

well, whatever you want, but I'm very comfortable here right now. That you don't compare yourself, live your Christmas as you want, with your dogs, con tu familia, con quien tú quieras.

Y no presumas lo que no eres también. Déjate de mamar. Sí, y también siento que si lo que hiciste el año pasado, este año no te da paz, no lo hagas. Y si te vuelve a dar paz, el siguiente también. Sabes? I did celebrate Christmas last year, because I said I'm sorry and that's what this year means. And last year I told them, in my dark room, let's go to sleep and I had a good time.

And this year again I said, I'm going to celebrate. So every year, re-design... how do you say resign?

How?

Resign...

Resignation.

Resignation.

That.

Put me this word.

Yes.

Every year do it. But, it's your decision. It's your decision because you have the will.

Of course.

Christmas will.

Exactly.

And with this we say goodbye, dear viewers. If you're watching... The national anthem is starting to sound, right?

It's already 12.

For example, if you're going to be at your little house, you're a foreigner, and so on, put this episode. Yes, also, if you want us to accompany you on Christmas, put this episode, Pizza and Dinner, on the 24th. Of course. And here we are all in the posada.

We open gifts.

This is the posada too.

Of course, this can be your Christmas.

And that is one of the best Christmas because we are getting a nice smile. And because we are the ayahuasca. Always. Always. so No, no. Eso borren. Los queremos mucho y feliz navidad.

Ho, ho, ho.

Feliz navidad. Feliz navidad, prospero año y felicidad. Yo no sabía otra como era de que el rico y el pobre compartirán la dicha y el gozo que en aquel día. Algo de Cristo Jesús, Mayil, algo así. Oh Ay, ay, ay. Here. Yes. Here. And honestly, if you repeat what they said last year, why are you criticizing everything? Because yes. Because that's what it's about.

Because we are Quesillo and La Grincha. Exactly, we are not Quesito and Lupita. No!

No!

And because we are so fucking hungry, motherfucking shit bitch. We wish you a merry Christmas. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, mazaca! Zaca, zaca, zaca! Cojan muchisimos, chamacos. Exacto, con calzones, que se hayan regalado entre ustedes. Eso es. Aplausos, y nos vemos...

¡En el siguiente episodio! ¡Eeeeh! ¡Eeeeh!

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