Never Google your symptoms!#shorts

What do you think?That's a lump.I'm going to search the internet.Lump.Lump.Stomach.

What?What's it say?Take me to the hospital.What?

TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!Sit down and we will call you when a doctor is free.I've got a lump the size of a macadamia nut and according to the internet I've got one day to live.Oh the internet is full of the garbage opinions of unqualified idiots.

Believe me, I told him searching on Google will lead to nothing but problems.Google?

We need to get you a doctor right now.

What?Why?You should have told me it was Google.Of course I searched on Google.Where the f*** else am I gonna search?You could have searched on Bing.

Bing?

Nobody uses Bing.Are you kidding?Every day, millions of people use Google to prove other people who don't use Google wrong.So, if Google says you have one day left to live, well, I'm sorry.I have to take that very serious.It's a bum.

Really?This is, without a doubt, a bum.You've got nothing to worry about.

You're good to go.

All done.

Really?The lump?It's all clear?You're done and all clear.Thank you, doctor.

I'm all clear, baby!