New TAXI Job But There's a KILLER on the loose... [Skinfreak]

What's good drunk man?

What's the charge if I piss on the seat?

Get out! Driving to the bowling alley, if you trying to holler at me, you better, better have my money.

AHH! Wait what?

No title screen? Sup Team Skrull, Creek Engineer and welcome to Skin Freak. Yeah, that's the name of the game. I guess in this game you're just a taxi driver and scary stuff is gonna happen. I don't know. Up down up down. Let's get it Yawning all up in my ear, huh guys, I just brushed my teeth

Does this ever happen to anyone else every time I brush my teeth like the inside of my mouth is like peeling So if you see like some trash or something on my lip call it out, please Let me know I don't want to do this whole video with trash on my lip

Another night shift taking the alcoholics to their watering hole and John's to their ladies and waiting

Okay, we got voice acting. I've got to finish that degree

Yeah, my chariot awaits need to grab my keys from the office first. Hopefully Jerry doesn't notice I'm late.

Okay, Max, got some clean voice acting so far. I don't know why I walk so slow. So this is a taxi cab depot. Okay, I never seen the inside one of these before. We don't clock in anymore. Jerry prefers to keep track of hours himself.

Saying that out loud doesn't sound too good.

Locked.

Jerry, oh, somebody's around here.

Jerry?

Yo, Jerry!

Maximilian.

Okay...

Oh hey, Jerry. Just grabbing my keys. Thought you sneaked by old Jerry, did you? Sneak, sucker? I went to the door and you weren't there!

Nah, it's not like that Jerry I was just... You keep this up I'll have you back to selling that second rate stank hole of yours behind the liquor store again.

Wait what?

Wait wait wait wait wait...

What are we talking about here? What are we talking about here Jerry? Jerry! What are we talking about here? What are we talking about here? Jerry, Jerry, what are we talking about?

Giving out those two for one, spit and stick.

Oh, hey.

Yeah, sure, Jerry, won't happen again.

Good, now go out there and give me my money. Ho. Ho. Ho. Oh Hope Hope

Jerry why you pressing me like this? I can't bro He said two for one spitting stick oh nah

That is diabolical

That's that's.

Let me just get my car, bro. Which one is mine? I'm not my ride.

Do what?

I feel like it's this one. That's an HD. Two for one spin state, bro.

I.

All right, let's get out of here. I don't want to talk to Jerry anymore. Head this way.

Okay.

What are we picking up speed? I should take a right All right last call at the bar just ended, so I'm sure I'll have a customer All right, where's the bar at? Make sure y'all you know get your ubers or your taxis where the bar at oh here we go here we go

Okay These are your taxis. Where the bar at? Oh, here we go, here we go. Okay.

Welcome in, welcome in.

Hey, buddy.

What's good, drunk man? Yeah.

What's the charge if I piss on the seat?

Get out.

Get out.

Get out!

I don't know. How much a knuckle sandwich cost these days

Max you could have did better

Now worth it if there's a place son double then the old water tower

Sounds good. Sounds good Am I literally gonna have to find this stuff for myself Max, please give me hints on when I need to turn because I'm not trying to learn almost crashed in that trash. Is there a map or which way buddy? Y'all let me know when y'all see a water tower. Silly Billy's.

I don't know what they doing up in there. That don't sound like a rated T for teen place. Okay, we got horns. That's the bar. So I just drove in a circle. So they're literally not gonna give me any hints. No hints. No hints. I'm just looking for the water tower. go ahead and fast-forward this Oh Water tower, okay. We didn't need the bathroom

All right, yeah, yeah pull this parking lot I got you bro, I got you There you go Thanks, so me go it be $49.99.

$1.50.

$1.50? Oh it's $19.60.

It's $1? Pfft, inflation these days.

Here you go.

Oh yeah, we in a... Oh. Okay. Buddy, please. Oh. Alright, better get back to it. Do just crack this.

Hey, you about to fall asleep outside. Dang, I feel bad. The dude about to get mugged. All right, so next customer, where are we at? All right, glorious. Did I say glorious holes

Yeah, it's sell doughnuts guys they sell doughnuts They just sell doughnuts

Y'all saw what letters were going out? I didn't see it either. Casino. Nobody need a ride from the casino? Bro, we need to move cities. This place is dead.

Move to Vegas, bro. You gonna have work all night. Hey, what up, bruh? Businessman, where the frick you just come from?

You just assassinated somebody. Hey, what up, bruh? Businessman, where the frick you just come from?

Dude just assassinated somebody

The tunnel

What? The tunnel?

Did I stutter?

Aw, heck nah, bro. What's up with these weirdos? You can't just hop in somebody's taxi and be like,

The tunnel.

The tunnel?

Did I stutter? Wow, my voice is kinda deep, I didn't know I could do that. Alright Markiplier.

Why is your voice that deep? You looking to party? NO! Stop talking to me!

There's this great place under the tunnel. I can get you in.

Oh, uh, no. I still have a while left on my shift. Thanks, though.

AHH!

F***!

Keep your f***ing mouth shut the rest of the way.

Hey.

Now don't look back here. I'm scared. Sir, would you happen to know which way the tunnel is? Are you gonna hit me again?

Did he hit me or did he hit the seat? I don't even know.

Let's just turn on some tunes

Hey

Name is Max Driving through these taxis. Hey, hey I got a freaking dude in the backseat and he's trying to freaking whack me pause Let me freestyle on the beat which way is the tunnel don't hit my seats i just want to stay alive is it this way i think this way is the tunnel i'ma just drive okay hey hey here goes a tunnel.

That'll be... four quarters.

Now we have five. Oh, that's fine. Just give me all of them.

That... works? Here.

Can I drive? Drive, drive, drive! Drive, drive!

Max, Max Drive! Drive! Drive! Why am I- Max.

Max.

Was someone trying to get in my car?

I don't know-

We interrupt your listening for an important APB.

It has just been reported that the police are on a manhunt tonight.

Oh, great.

All citizens are urged to stay indoors if you can. But if you can't, please stay diligent and on the lookout

for anyone suspicious.

I didn't ran into three suspicious people tonight alone.

Reports have not been confirmed, but our reporters indicate this could be due to the discovery of yet another skin freak victim.

If so, the skin freak very well could be in the vicinity of the lower downtown.

Oh, great. Yeah.

Please reach out to authorities if you have anything to report.

We now return to your scheduled programming.

That murder had to have happened just a couple of blocks away. Really wish I wasn't working tonight.

You know what max

you actually don't have to work you can actually find a new job dude I love this game already I love these like immersive just like job games and then the voice acting is just the cherry on top like Like, these are probably my favorite kind of games. Bowlerama. Nobody's out bowling tonight? Okay, so we need to go back through the, can I drive?

Okay, so this area, it's cut off, or not cut off, it's separated from like, we can just call it the downtown area. to get to the boulder Rama. We got to go through all it is craziness we got to go back through the tunnel and Then we'll be back in the downtown area All right, so I'm kind of memorizing the map a little bit. Oh

Is this a please be a old lady.

Hey!

Why thank you, Sonny. You have perfect timing.

Ah, no problem.

Oh, I wouldn't want to be working tonight. Did you hear about the skin freak?

Can we talk about something

else yeah just heard about it on the radio I saw the crime scene you know passed by it just an hour ago wait it literally just happened real nasty stuff it was definitely his work that's terrible not an inch of skin was left on that poor woman damn strong up cattle she was starting to think she'd a skin freak like she was thrashed around a lot judging by the blood all over the place yeah okay lady can we

move on you know what a way to go skin peeled back layer by layer like an onion. Strong upside down in the back of some alley.

Okay, I get it!

Take me to McLean Avenue, would you?

By the bowling alley.

You've got it. Hey, you about to jump on this beat with me? Hey, driving with the old lady.

We about to, about to freaking crash.

Hey, hey, hey. This beat is hard.

Hey, hey, hey.

Achoo!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, uh, uh, uh, so driving to the bowling alley. If you trying to holler at me, you better, better have my money. Or the double spit stick by the, by the, hey, hey, taxi driving though. You don't want to see where the heck we go, CXK driving on this road, everybody know that I'm the freaking GOAT, ah, driving foot to the pedal, bowling alley over there, time to go heavy metal, ah, and the old lady in the back ah if you sneeze

on me you get smacked time to go crazy be kinda nice matter fact after this ima ride my bike let me go around these cones real quick let me go around this tunnel real quick quick twice we rhyme quick with quick bowling alley I saw him once you know you still on a skinfreak lady? Sorry, so who?

Why, the skin freak of course!

What do you mean?

Well, it was early last year. I was up late because my cat, Mr. Buttery Nubbins, was sick. Buttery Nubbins? You see, I had given him a new brand of...

Hold up.

Mr. Buttery Nubbins?!

You saw the skin freak?

Why yes, son. I do believe I did. I was up late in my back garden soothing my poor nubbins when I heard a commotion by my neighbor's house. We have a large wooden bench separating our properties, so I quietly approached it and pe peeked through one of the cracks. I thought maybe it was a burglar or some vandals. I wish it was. Oh I wish it was.

What did you see? There wasn't much light but oh lordy the shape of this man. He didn't seem real. Like a nightmare ripped straight from a sick mind. He was so misshapen, with parts sticking out where they shouldn't be. Folds of I don't know what wrapped around him, like a Christmas present. The sound he made when he would move, just a wet, squishy sound every time he took a step slosh squish slosh this lady needs to write

horror novels or something first of all how is your memory 2020 wait he had his back to me so

i didn't see his face he was trying to open the window to my good neighbor's bedroom.

I must have let out a gasp because he turned to me and... And?

He just stared at me.

He died one of them old lady farts.

I know he saw me. Even though his face was shrouded by shadows, I could just feel his eyes pouring into me. Then, after what felt like hours, but was surely only mere seconds, he just turned and walked away into the night. And that was that.

Thank you, thank you for that. Lady, you just really, really made me wish I wasn't working tonight.

Oh, don't worry, honey. If not alone me could scare him off. I'm sure a strapping young man like yourself will be just fine.

Give me my money lady.

Yeah.

There you go sonny. I believe this should cover it.

Huh?

Lady, I know you're joking.

Give me my money, lady. Lady? Give me my money!

I know dang well she did not put a button on this front seat. Oh, that's the bowling.

Ma'am, this is a button.

She done got out.

What up? Max, what you need? I'm gonna need a coffee. Bet Gloria has a nice pot waiting just for me.

Is this dude on the roof this whole time? Bro, the killer is on the roof. Literally, how could he be chasing me this quick unless he was with me this whole time dude I hate this little Depot town area dude like why is everything done talking how about that game you don't want me to talk? Fine! I'm just scratching all over the place. I'm not having a good time!

I'm not having a good time. Let's just go... Get a nice pot of coffee... From Gloria- I mean cup of coffee from glorious holes where's the apostrophe for that s What the? Bruh! Put some WD-40 on that thing! It's confirmed he's not on the roof.

Let's get inside. This is just a noisy mess. Okay, Gloria, you need some work done out there. It is a horrible experience just walking in here okay but we got a nice look hey somebody need to bust that table nice slope that table too this whole establishment sucks actually give me the

regular Gloria just looking around here. Nice little donut. Let me get rid of them Homer Simpson joints. Bidding machines. Okay. I see y'all. I see y'all with this game, bro. Alright, what's good Gloria?

Hey, what's happening Max?

Hey, the usual. Just putting in my hours as the nighttime chauffeur

to the local surface clowns.

You know, you look like you could use a coffee.

I can.

Gloria, you diagnosed me better than my urologist.

Why urologist?

Someone's got to look out for you, kid. Be right back.

She about to die. Man, I really need to use the bathroom. Yeah, she's dead. I'm pretty sure I drove the killer here. Because why is all this stuff happening around me? You know Gloria's dead.

Huh?

Bro. Oh my... alright, first of all, you about to have pee all over your floor. Guys, I'm sorry for this. Hopefully you don't have epilepsy. Ah, that's better. Wash my hands all right bet Gloria

Gloria, please be alive She's still not out. You know what that means wait is there something on my What is that on my car? Oh? That's my car?

Can I leave?

There you go.

But they was trying to my horror game instincts. I'm like, it's like somebody got telekinesis. Nah, they trying to distract me instantly turn around.

She's freaking speed. I probably got somebody, they trying to distract me. Instantly turn around, she's freaking speed...

I probably got somebody else, that didn't get me.

Thanks.

Gloria, you who? You should've been in a WNBA.

I'm surprised you stopped in. What with you having a customer and all.

What do you mean?

Can I look over there?

Oh, that's weird.

What?

I thought I saw someone in the back seat of your cab.

I don't have a good view. I can't see my cab.

Guess I was just seeing things. Well, hope that coffee helps you get through the night.

I'm sure it will. Thanks, G.

Don't mention it.

Stay safe out there.

You might want to, uh, clean up the rest of your shop here. Trash all over the floor and all over the tables. What kind of shoes are those?

I'm out.

So, like I said, we're towing around this guy. He's in the backseat. He's on top of the vehicle. He's in the trunk. He's underneath the car. Get in the car, dude.

I hate standing out here. Can I drive away? Goodness gracious.

What? goodness gracious what

I'm paranoid as a freak right now okay let's just turn on some tunes It's that new Run DMC, huh? That new LL Cool J, huh?

Ah.

Dropped in the town.

We about to get down.

Sorry, turn it off.

I got some cigars in the dice there. No. Well, no reason for you to carry a chip on your shoulder, Mr. Thorpe.

Oh, really?

Well, I don't like this fool stunt. Well, I don't see it as a fool stunt at all. I really don't I think it's the

Only way you're gonna unload this house ordinary selling method. It won't work in a case like this. I don't forget the reputation set

Is listening to one of those detective stories or something? silly Billy's

Thank God I didn't think any cabs were in the slate.

So, uh, what's Silly Billy's about?

Just flew in from Albuquerque, and boy are my wings tired. Wait, I mean my arms are tired.

Okay. If it makes you feel any better, even if you did nail the delivery, I wouldn't have left.

Damn!

Sorry, just got done with a practice set at the comedy club.

Ever been?

Can't say that I have.

Well don't. It's full of hacks like me. I should have just drove, but I'm trying to walk more.

Oh, can you take me to Grubby D Motel?

Sure can.

Grubby D Motel? I haven't seen anything called...

Airbnb motel. Some small town a few counties over. Just got a new job at the Bond Plaza.

That place is on the outskirts for sure.

I'm just shacking up at the shithole until I can find an apartment.

Gotcha. You picked a real fine establishment.

Oh, you're familiar with the place? All I've seen are transients like me and prostitutes.

Anyway...

We'll be there soon.

Oh, so Max, you're familiar with Trent said transients and prostitutes. See how you tried to deflect and change the subject. The fact that they just be back there staring at you, dude. It's like something unsettling about this whole thing.

Boom.

All of these back room freaking-

Hey, thanks for the ride.

No problem, that'll be $2.

Well, I was hers $2.

Here you are.

That wasn't two dollars. Well, I was hers two dollars. Here you are. That wasn't even far. Watch out for the skin, freak!

Max, answer me. Turns out I got a hot date tonight. Come back to the shop and close up. You sure, boss?

Yeah, I'm sure.

I don't care about no other customers. Get your ass back here and and close up. You sure, boss? Yeah, I'm sure. I don't care about no other customers. Get your ass back here and lock everything up.

Bro, why'd it sound like boys a little bit? All right, I guess we're gonna head back because Jerry has a hot date. I'm calling the cops on Jerry after this shift. You're not about to threaten me with no spitting stick. So I know that Jerry, or the taxi depot was where those trees are at on the other side.

And after about 30 minutes I've completely learned this map. Which makes me feel like the prologue is almost over because I've been everywhere except the casino we haven't dropped anyone off there but I think all the other places we've hit you know this makes me want to play crazy taxi I know y'all youngins yeah y'all know that by the crazy taxi tax cuts one of the most goaded games playing out on the dreamcast pause pause up the garage doors so am i done working for tonight or what Alright, I just need to drop my keys off in the office and I can finally go home.

I know what's about to happen, right? I brought the skin freak inside. He's inside.

I knew it. He was in the trunk. Oh, it's about to pop off. It's about to pop off. I knew it. He was in the trunk.

Oh, it's about to pop off.

It's about to pop off.

Watch it.

Watch it.

Close the trunk. Max, no lines for this? Bro, it's about to pop off I guess max just don't care that the trunk popped open all right watch it back drop the keys off or what go through the

door Go through the door? Okay. jump scare inbound guys I'm tweaking I'm tweaking I'm tweaking I know it's coming I was ready I was ready and it still got me yeah I'm not, I'm muting all of that. Oh my!

Max! Alright, so let me get this straight. You got home from your little comedy club and you find your room broken into and torn

apart like this?

Yes.

Oh, now we playing this bell, this fire!

Are you sure you didn't just leave it like this?

Yes!

Ma'am, please, I'm going to need you to calm down.

You think I left my mattress like that?

You think I was trying to build a clubhouse in here?

Any valuables stolen?

Only literally everything I own.

So, no. Just a sec while I jot that down. Okay, and you want us to do... What?

Dude, I'm getting out of this city immediately, dude. There's no way. Gonna get you, little piggy?

Find the person who broke into my room, stole my stuff, and left that overtly threatening message on my wall.

Ah, all, alright.

What do you mean, alright, alright?

This skin freak is on the loose, did you not hear?

Do you have any enemies?

Like I was trying to explain to you, I know exactly who it is.

My father...

Oh, you saw who broke in?

Why didn't you just say so?

No, I didn't see him, but I know who it is. He's the whole reason I'm staying at this flea bag posing as a motel trying to stay low. If you could please stop interrupting me as I was saying...

Attention all units. All available units report to Jerry's taxi service.

Attention! Suspect believed to be the Skin Freak. All units report now! Oh s**t! Lady, if this happens again, give us a call. I gotta go.

Yo!

Thanks for the help. Guess I better clean this place up.

Okay, so the Skin Freak is her dad? What the freak is going on?

He took everything I had left

Okay easy enough late at night?

Hello?

Belle? Belle, this is your boss, Mr. Bond.

Yes, I know who you are, Mr. Bond.

Belle, I'm in a serious predicament wrapped around a pickle inside a bind.

What?

What's, uh, wrong?

I've got my days mixed up. Holy hell did I get them mixed up. You know that software update we were doing next month?

Sure do.

Well, next month turned out to be this month. And this month ends tonight.

What? I can't even begin to install it. We don't have the software.

I know, I know. I arranged an overnight delivery. The software will be delivered to the office tonight. Belle, we really need this up and running before tomorrow. Can you please, please Belle, believe me, even with my bad back, I am in the middle of my living room in my unmentionables on my hands and knees here.

What?

This Bond guy is a character. Please go in tonight and make

sure it's installed on all our computers. Boss come on. I'll give you half a week's extra pay if you do it and you get tomorrow off of course. Half a week? Nah see

we're in some pretty favorable negotiating terms. I need two weeks pay and the rest of the week off

Well, I could use the money

Every red-blooded American could you'll do it. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it Well, you saved my life and maybe even my mortal soul your employee of the month for the next quarter All right, I'll head out right now. Thank you. I hired a private delivery service They might have even already delivered it before you get in

Thanks again

All right, so got a creeping feeling under my skin. This is going to be a long night. Oh this about to be heat!

Inventory system

What oh Nah guns, it's over. They shouldn't have gave me a gun

And shots all day, baby Hey Jordan King Mackie hey presented by Ben Kukuza aka Puppet Combo starring Marquise Moore as MashCaterina Contreras as Belle HB Gibson as Jerry Rebecca Marano as Glory hey shout out to the music man Clement punch out and pizza doggy Yeah, and the game just cut out. All right guys. Well, that was the prologue to skin freak Hopefully you guys enjoyed if you are ready for the full game Hopefully you guys enjoyed if you are ready for the full game Be sure to sisters and samurai slice that like button subscribe today to join us samurai and until next time my brothers and sisters