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Welcome to Nice Life, a three-part holiday special where everything is normal and there are absolutely no surprises. Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas, Chris.
Merry Christmas, Martin.
Merry Christmas, Jim.
Okay, I won't do it. I won't go with this. All right. Welcome to Nice Life, everyone. We're basically going to be playing the third life rules. So, three lives go from green, yellow, and then when you're on red, you are hostile. And that's it. Merry Christmas, everyone. Go make yourself a cosy home and maybe we just be nice to each other, hey?
I'm gonna be nice. I'm not gonna be nice. Alright, let's get started. It's gonna be a spruce heavy day today. Oh, I love Christmas me. Should be three episodes, this special, but you never truly know with the live series. It's unscripted. I just have to make my very best guess to know how many episodes it's gonna be,
but three seems about right. And there's nothing different.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing at all.
Nothing at all. Okay, let's get started. Right, everyone's on green, I'm digging straight down. Nice. Let's get some cobblestone, let's do the thing. Look at that, lovely, lovely green tab list.
Not every single member has joined this time, but we've got a pretty full roster here. Right, I'm already behind. Not that, not that, I mean, it just feels like the pressure's off with it being, you know, the holiday season, everyone should be nice and friendly. Nothing, nothing weird's gonna happen. Nothing unexpected ever happens on the Life series. Let's get some sheep. Right. As with always, I mean, this is a pretty Christmassy map, but there's dollops of like other trees.
Right, let's go and find someone.
Yeah, I want to figure out a spot, like can we build like almost like a community around the North Pole? I feel like that would be cute.
Yeah, it's, it's snowing.
I was gonna say, it's nippy out here.
Yeah, it's snowing.
Punching wood is not enjoyable. Oh my gosh, that was serious. I like that. What? That's how I talk to my children.
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
You came at a weird time, Grian, a weird time.
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Get started freeYou didn't just give us a serious talk.
We just put this all in one place,
we don't know what to do.
Dead voice.
It is getting night time. Oh, we need to make a house.
I need to get some more wood. Oh no, this isn't gonna go well. Wait. What do you mean?
I'm gonna make a house. I think the main thing is doing some lighting. No. No, it's weird, isn't it? That is weird. That's strange. I think everyone should make a house. I want to make a super cozy house.
Oh, we got a little village popping up here.
Everybody's building.
Oh, I need wood.
Uh oh.
Why is that noise?
Oh.
Must be close.
What's the ticking? What must be close what's the ticking it's a pipe bomb Come on down!
Is this another car, Joel?
Everybody fix this car!
Jeez, alright.
Can everybody just be cool?
Now that's it.
It's just a lovely Christmas-y vibe, isn't it? Yes, it's nice life! Now obviously, I mean, it's lovely that everyone's making a lovely little lovely Christmasy vibe isn't it yes it's nice life now obviously I mean it's lovely that everyone's making a lovely little Christmas village now obviously something well it's quite difficult when you're the producer of
the series Uh-oh.
Oh, that's not very Christmassy. Oh, no. That was so stupid. As I was saying, something that's difficult when you're the producer of the series is not just letting everyone know what's... No one knows what's going on except me and no one has noticed yet
That the moon has stopped moving, but they will they will it is basically gonna be night forever. Maybe yeah, that's good. That's good That's good. That's good. That's good. I saw but couldn't do anything about it I was turns out dodging a creeper when you're like talking to the camera like this. It's not easy Good good. Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
I would like you to know that the second you died jiggles. What did you say?
Would you say what he died it was amazing look at
that stupid yellow name how did that even happen dude no no no you hit me so hard there make a snow roof they sneak up on you in the snow I need wood I haven't got enough word I don't want to go into the forest where it's dangerous green Merry
Christmas guess what I'll give you some you You got some logs? For the fire? Yes, would you like Christmas? Yes, yes, oh, ooh, going in a circle, okay.
How many would you like?
As many as you can donate to the cause.
I'm going to give you half a stack.
I'm going to give you a name tag.
Yes.
Whoa.
I think that's the ghost of Christmas past coming out or something. Sorry
Let's see if I can make the nicest arch for Christmas Someone said it! We've all gotta sleep at the same time! Guys! We gotta work together!
To sleep! What's wrong?
Night! It's long!
Wait, is the moon even moving?
The moon's stuck!
The moon's stuck at midnight! I knew it! I knew it! I called it! What do you mean you called it? I just covered it. Guys, the moon is stuck. We all gotta sleep.
The moon is stuck. Okay. Oh, now this is delightful.
Green, are you able to sleep?
I am, but I haven't finished my house. I really think everyone should make a house.
Okay.
I really got a feeling about it Temporary snow roof because I can't go out and get the the wood right now Cuz otherwise a creep is gonna kill me again. It took you a long time to realize it's been midnight for a really long time Trying I was... I was... Trying! Trying? I'm not sure we're ready.
I mean, I'm ready to go into a bed of greens finally.
I'm nearly there, got my house nearly ready.
Green's determined on his house being ready.
I reckon everyone should be in their house.
Is everyone in bed?
Well, that's enough of a house for me, I think. Alright, Scar's not got a bed. There's literally creepers in my house. enough of a house for me I think all right the scars not gonna bed there's literally creepers in my house I've got it I've done it there's four of them okay there's another one okay okay okay it's bedtime bedtime bedtime bedtime Bedtime bedtime Dude I thought beads for tips. I thought you were a creeper
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Get started freeOkay, Oh
Merry Christmas everybody Guess who's back! He's back! Question.
Right, I don't know the answers to any of these questions. The trivia bot team have made a return and they have done it. Okay, so we got a minute Question. What does the trivia bot want to do? Well, I know trivia bot so I know what he wants to do is nothing more than create interesting content
Come on. Yes! My chair levels are at 100%.
Woo! I can see you've got something!
What did I get? TNT? Redstone? Okay. Right, well I know what this does.
Hmm. What does this...
What do I? Yes. Bye trivia bot. Okay, now we have to wait for everyone else. Grumbop. What just happened? Merry Christmas, everyone.
Wait, the players have voted for you. Look at this, it's on the night list. Wait, you can see it.
Wait, I voted for myself. Get him boys. I thought we were voting for presents. Wait, what's the purple? Oh
Purple can still defend themselves so we can kill you any point we can kill him at any point. Oh, you can I Get Jim this is what you get for making funny yellow names You should make funny yellow names, but it's an accident Oh Jim was it gonna end like this twice? But purple names all to run he's cured though look he's just yellow name Merry Christmas Jim Merry Christmas Oh look at that all the purple names right guys if your purple name run just
run away from Christmas run away from home I was trying to run we died so fast oh my gosh! We don't have any armor there, buddy. That was insane! B-dubs!
You were naughty!
I wasn't even- how was I naughty? I just got the question wrong! Of course! You don't know! Alright, so if you get the question right, Jim, you get given a list of everyone online and you get to vote.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
So everyone who got it right voted for someone.
And who did you vote for?
Merry Christmas, Jim.
Oh no. Me? Bdubs is yellow.
I'm yellow as well. Oh, right.
There's a hole in my roof now.
Oh, for the piglet? me is yellow i'm yellow as well oh right there's a hole in my roof now oh yeah yeah the i the
beatups put the penguin and i killed beatups i had all these people around me i had to defend
myself i wish i wish i could experience that for the first time again it's in constant scar why don't you know what happened? Didn't it happen to you? Uh, the uh, the trivia bot? Yeah. Yeah, what did you choose? I chose uh, spreads Minecraft trivia, which is his actual purpose in life. I chose interesting content. See, yeah, see, someone, someone doesn't know him very well. Yeah. Well, I told, I told you. So did you not get any
presents? He didn't, he got got cold mine was the actual right answer because
I got a heavy core and some diamond oh dude oh so if you get the question right then you get a vote nice man yeah you gotta get it right you gotta get the question right
wait so you voted for me I still think I got given a camel spawn egg, diamonds and a heavy core so I was like, oh great I get to pass the Christmas tree.
Jim, to be fair, they didn't know what was going to happen. I did know. So when I vote for you again tomorrow night, I will know this happened. Yeah, you wouldn't know if we did today. We knew what we were doing, but the last time I got to see. Yeah, last night was an accident, but tomorrow night. Did you have a custom like line about you or not? No.
I don't think so.
He chucked coal at me and went, something like, that's wrong, tiny Tim. Oh my gosh, I can't believe it.
I wonder if I can build a chimney for him to come down.
On your next answer, next time.
I reckon he came through here he lands you warm it up to It's a Christmas special
Pearl Bernard you yes
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Get started freeYou get you get satisfaction is what you get.
Can you kill Pearl now that you're yellow?
I don't know, can I kill Pearl now I'm yellow?
It's third Pearl.
Can Cleo kill Pearl?
Uh, no. Who has made this monstrosity of a snow cube? Wait, don't tell me.
I'm working on it, I'm gonna give it a roof.
Wait, don't tell me give me give me three guesses
I might need four
Working on it. Just give me a second. I got it. I'm gonna do the Jimmy hmm close
Oh
Colder real cool. Yeah, think awful builder ask is just it hurts so much I'm just kids very Christmas
we love you buddy you're doing great
you're right I know you're right I love
it dude I love it I'm gonna build a roof on it. Okay, okay, okay?
That's gonna do ladders for that
Okay, see I'm gonna build a roof. Are you gonna? Can we do a flat roof? So it's just is the white cube no no please? I'll come up leave just the white you I've got so much snow to burn as well
No, I build a real thing
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Get started freeSure, your bed is nearly engulfed in snow
No, I know no
Already oh, it's go time. I didn't get what I needed to I Need to get iron. This is still a live series. We still need to get stuff
You didn't get what you need. What do you mean?
Well stuff I've got as much stuff as I had The previous night. I've got no food. Oh Give me that sheep And I if I'm purple I need to be. I could hold everyone hostage by not going to sleep. It says you are too excited to fall asleep.
You're too excited to fall asleep?
Yeah. Gotta wait for the grandfather clock.
Oh, let's yapping.
Oh.
Gotta wait for it to be midnight.
That's true. Oh, that's, gotta wait for it to be midnight. That's true. Oh, that's true.
You're too excited on Christmas. You stay up extra late, and then you wake up super early in the morning, and then you're super grumpy because you stayed up so late. And then Christmas is ruined because everyone's in tears. True.
I'm not speaking from experience or anything.
It sounds like it though. I just wanted you to know that I'll be fighting for you tonight
That's nice Merry Christmas Jim Tick-tock
No No! Maybe that's a sign to sleep now?
What's happening?
You need your meds, Grandpa?
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Get started freeThere's a creeper! Everything's fine. Uh oh. I'm not going to bed until I've got some iron armour! Right, I really, really need iron. Is there some down there? Iron and coal.
Even a little bit of armour will be good. We don't have any armour, so we just just got to play it super safe cheese everything and Since I'm on yellow life already literally first to die. I Just want to make sure that I'm not tempting fate I don't want to be red on the first episode see what I mean about it being a three episode series Okay, so we got one of those now we need a pick
But two buckets. I just need to find one water one lava. I think I saw lava Yeah, everyone is up there and in bed. I wonder what happens if you sleep in a cave Maybe I start sleep pretend like I'm sleeping in my bed and then I'm coming Come on, is it just me?
Yes, you know what? I'm I'm here Okay, bedtime. Would you go get oh, it's just you and me. No, I'm here. Okay. Okay, bedtime.
Would you go get- Oh, he's full iron, everybody!
He's got full iron on, he made us stay up!
Wait, dude, I'm running.
Wait, I'll only go when Beatups tells me to.
Alright, here we go. Oh, here we go, we actually did it! Here he comes. God I love trivia bot. Hello buddy.
Right.
What enchantment do you need to walk over powdered snow?
That's none of- I thought you just needed leather. I thought you just needed leather.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting stressed. It's just leather boots. Surely it's Frost Walker.
Surely it's Frost Walker.
If you don't answer it's wrong by the way. If you just don't answer. You're getting coal in your stocking
I didn't get to vote wait wait incorrect all wrong Busters we all got it wrong That wasn't a right answer I thought it was just leather They just gave us an impossible question
I'm Philly was like is there a feature I didn't realize Surely that's the that's the stupid I did Frost Walker cuz I was like
Stupid Christmas Christmas, not Trevor Tree! That was crazy! Your house doesn't look like it has...
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Get started freeYeah, he broke a new hole!
Joke's on him, dude, I needed that! I needed coal!
Your house still hasn't been finished, Jim!
No, it has! It's been broken twice! By who? Who do you think? The man himself! Santa Claus! Santa Bot.
So I'm going to I'm going to build. I'm going to leave a hole in the roof now. He's just going to come along and.
Do you know what, Jim? I actually don't know how bad this snow situation gets.
Yeah, my house is sinking. Yeah. Into the snow.
Like we can you can fix it, it though like just do a lovely path will that path get covered or does it not settle on it it'll stop it'll stop the snow there it goes i want to make a lovely rose stained uh glass entrance door entrance thing but fun fact b-dubs yes there's, there's actually a bit of a problem. There's no flowers.
Oh.
There's, uh, getting dye is actually quite difficult.
Oh, what color dye do you need?
I was going to go for red and green and I definitely can't get green cause there's no cactus.
Nether?
Nether. I can't get to the nether right now. No, can't get green because there's no cactus. Nether? Nether. I can't get to the Nether right now.
No, can't get to the Nether. There's no red dyes in the Nether. Skiz has a ladder going up.
I'm...
What is the roof happening over there? What is happening architecturally?
But I kind of... What is happening architecturally over there? I kind of want to is happening architecturally over there I
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Get started freeKind of want to get involved though. It's a very like this looks like a genuinely exciting project
It does look exciting. He's got an idea. It's leaning to way like the roof is coming in
Properly here. Yeah, but it's going it's like leaning to the left
Yes, yeah, he's doing something Okay, there's a person here. There's a person here. It's like leaning to the left. Yes, yeah. He's doing something. Not even, okay, there's a person here. There's a person here, it's Martin.
Martin?
Martin?
Hi.
Hi.
Checkerboard.
Honestly, I don't know what it is. It started off right as a Christmas cracker shape, a really nice bow shape. Then Father Quizmas just absolutely obliterated the middle which meant that I had to like change lanes so now I've got like a just an open gaping hole in my roof that is acting as a
faux chimney I okay I missed a trick with father Christmas I missed a trick with Father Quizmas. I missed a trick there. This isn't out yet.
This works. Oh, we got pathmakers. Are you leading us to the pole?
I am making sure that we don't get snowed in.
Fantastic. I love that.
It's got a nice gingerbread feel to it.
Oh! Gem! There goes Gem. See you later. Merry Christmas.
Oh.
Merry Christmas. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Get started freeMerry Christmas.
Aw, this is looking super Christmas-y now, look.
Look at that town.
Look at that town.
There's black dye. That's some kind of dye.
That's some kind of dye.
Is there, is there... Yeah. I'm kind of die is that yeah there I haven't got anything natural hold on I can make shears hold on hold on There's a way to do this beat ups Mm-hmm if we use ears if we use our brains for a second If I get if I get some leaves I can mulch it into bone meal that bone meal some grass
Okay, yep, You're doing it.
The long way. Yeah. Bone! Nice. All right. Well, that was a pointless exercise.
Yay! Oh, oh, oh, the composter was you! Just kill a skeleton! Of course, of course. Yeah, well.
This game's easier than we think. And now we can get seeds for wheat.
Yep, yep.
It was all right in front of us the whole time, geez.
Okay, I guess I'll get some yellow.
What's happening here?
You think you can't get grass and flowers, but with this science, look at what Genius Green did.
Ooh.
That's a little bit of hermelon.
Just little patches of grass.
That's smart. Wait, what are you, ow! What are you gonna do with that?
Gonna breed some animals?
I actually just wanted to make some stained glass. It wasn't for any practical reason.
Oh, yep.
What was that?
Yep.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Oh.
There's so many little of them by the way, everything's spawning.
Oh yeah, there's some Enderman out there.
It's only because we're like near the grass, like the tree cover.
Should I announce sleep time?
They'll hear it.
Sleep time.
Did you have a clock like this growing up?
I feel like it's kind of a universal thing. You go to your grandma's house at Christmas, they got a creepy grandfather clock. Yes.
We need to bring that back.
Yeah, except maybe not.
I can't stand the ticky tocks.
It would wake me up every night. How people slept with... Oh right. I don't stand the ticky-tocks. It would wake me up every night. How people slept with...
Oh right!
I don't know. I can't sleep with any kind of ticking. There's a comfort, but it's an annoyance. Pearl, you're smart for building so far away, but at the same time, this looks so dangerous.
Yeah, look, it's kind of being guarded completely by strays right now, and I don't like the idea of going there.
Yay, it's Christmas!
You've got diamond armor on. What is-
What is happening?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Joel. Are you decked out with diamonds?
He's got diamonds.
He's got full diamonds. I feel sick. I feel sick.
I feel sick.
Everyone move. He's a full diamond. I feel sick. I feel sick. I feel sick. Everybody.
Everybody move.
Oh, Norman. Could you take your... I haven't done this. I could take the bed downstairs.
You could.
I'm gonna see what happens. Just gotta make sure there's enough room, right?
Anyone wanna go into the... do a cave test?
Do a cave test.
You wanna go down in a cave? Yeah, sure down there yeah, let's see what happens can I use can I secretly use him to mine? Okay, I don't actually know what's gonna happen here. He might just fall in front of me for all I know Although he's breaking stuff. Oh my, he just did. He just broke a big hole.
What is this?
Question.
What would win? 100 strays or 1 warden? One of each Pokemon. What? 100 strays. Straysays strays are these skeletons? It's gotta be a warden they're so broken they just obliterate them Nobody need the stuff that's not very Christmasy. Oh no. Okay, who's gonna be purple? Am I gonna be purple?
Oh, I should have gone against my gut. I'm gonna dig to bedrock for the next night and get it get Trivia Bot to mine me some diamonds. There's also a chance that he mines lava and the lava then kills me. Pearl, Ren and Skiz. Oh yikes.
What happened? Did he come all the way through? You've made the square hole!
The square hole's back!
Hey Skiz, do you need some more snow?
I'm gonna make a diamond shovel.
I got so much snow dude that you can have.
Is there anything we can do to get TriviaBot to not break my roof?
Can we bribe him with some like oil and batteries?
Joel just went out and killed killed pearl
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Get started freeReally yeah
Reds done That was easy. Well. I don't think the purples ever survive. Did you did the did the purples like former team?
No, I never even saw them dude
You know what's funny is I was purple and so who do you think instantly made their entire life about getting me right away?
Joel.
Impulse.
Oh. And so he, I had a brute on me so he was running after me and I spun around and put a brute down and that actually got him off me.
Don't worry Skiz, I'm really invested in your house so.
Yeah, adding some extra to his roof there, Cran?
Yeah, I just, you know, you need some help, I think. I'm just trying to remember that we're going to look for you and then you died.
So, yeah, I got teamed up.
I think I think the strat is if your purple name find the other purples strength in numbers.
Yeah, it's still pretty rough out there with the team.
It is when you're hungry and stuff, especially when you got a full
diamond jaw coming up.
Yeah, yeah.
Scary guy. and stuff especially when you got a full diamond jowl coming up scary guy i'm gonna go hunt for food because i'm gonna hurt soon okay i am currently running round unable to find any food whatsoever and we are going to start hurting for food what could we do for food
hey ren green has a question.
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Get started freeYeah, Ren, can you explain why the answer was Pokemon?
Well, it's because you. You love Pokemon. What? It's got nothing to do with me. I got the question wrong. I don't mean to alarm everybody, but the clock is ticking. Yeah, the clock is ticking.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Guys, i'm really worried about my food situation we were just talking about that there is no possibility to grow like wheat yes there is there is there is a way to grow you can get wheat but it's gonna be
it's gonna be a slow haul yeah yeah yeah you kill skeletons get your bones burn middle of ground put leaves in a compost to get bar mill that way. There's a few options. Yeah, that is the way.
Hmm. Right, guys, if we end up purple, run towards each other, form a team, okay? Because I think you stand a chance in numbers. You guys got
decimated straight away. We tried to do that 5v2 diamond gear bows, the most cowardly, dishonorable murder I've ever seen
Do we do-
That's smart and dangerous
Send us to bed
Are we sleeping?
Go to bed!
Because I've got um
Okay, I'm wondering if I can get diamonds like this This might this might be slightly Even even I'm thinking this is slightly against the rules But I'm curious what happens Does it make a hole all the way down it's me it's me I'm not in bed all right I'll just do it set on fire give me some light I don't want mob spawning while I'm in bed oh let's just give it a go it's probably me. Is it me? It's not me. Oh, it is me.
He's- look at this! Yes, look at this! Okay, we can't- we can't do this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Not a single diamond. Question. Okay, here we go. Is the Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie? I personally think it's both. It's got elements of Halloween and Christmas, but it could be just a Christmas movie. I really don't want to be wrong on this, because I mean, it's an opinion.
Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Yeah. This is, uh...
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Get started freeYes, I think it is. I think it's got to be both. It's got Father Christmas and Jack Skellington. It's got the two areas. You do tend to... I'm going both. Come on, please! Yes! Yes! Okay, arrows, end crystal. Right, Joel.
Got a breeze rod. That means a mace can be produced because Scott got the heavy core. Okay, impulse, Joel and Jimmy! Okay, it doesn't spawn at the surface. That's a different square hole. It kind of spawns at a certain height and apparently there's not a single diamond. Diamond's there. Okay, we got a few diamonds. Any diamonds will do. This is- I can't believe I haven't got any torches.
So frustrating. Oh, it goes really deep. Okay, some diamonds here. This is really dumb. I'm on a yellow and I'm mining for diamonds alone. I need, I need string. Look at the snow pile.
Jarl's in basically full diamond. Don't feel bad.
Right guys. Has anyone got string?
I got some string.
How much string you got?
I got three.
Can I have it?
Yeah. Yeah, of course. Come on over. Come on over. My voice is gone,
but you can come on over here.
It's going to be okay, Tiny Tim.
I know, thank you.
I swear I had three. Are you going to make a fishing pole? I guess I got a fishing hole.
No, I need, I need a bow. Did everyone get that question right?
I got it right.
Yeah.
I didn't. I was going to get really angry I've never seen the movie and I got lucky enough to get it right Get you've seen every movie dude
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Get started freeI don't I don't like that
They're scrapping. They're out on the ice just over there. Have you got a bow or a string? A bow or a string? I have one string. Yes! I'm trying to get the stuff together for a fishing rod. What are you after?
Forget that. I'm getting the bow.
You know what? It is Christmas, isn't it, Grian?
It is Christmas.
Here's 32 arrows.
Oh my God!
Right. I need food if I'm gonna tackle this problem. You gotta go, um, ice fishing. I gotta go water fishing, yeah. Salmon? I mean, fish really is OP for food. I need to get out of here. Aww, sweet fish. Gimme more. What? Purple on purple action let me out let me out let me out
let me out they almost made it you go down the fish came back up and suddenly
everybody's dead yeah me too salmon just saved my life everyone's gonna starve
yeah no the fish are the best way to go, honestly. You can try chickens and everything, but the fish is where it's at. You don't need any, uh, resources to breed them.
Hold on, I can do something.
What you doing with that?
I would show you, but then I'd have to start again.
Huh?
No! Okay! have to start again. Huh? Okay, alright well at least I know not to go near you if I'm
purple. Bedtime. Uh oh. Where are all the fish? I didn't pick up the fish. Oh, hello. Hello.
I'm a yellow fish. I am silly.
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Get started freeI am silly.
Okay, I'm drowning. It's kind of scary down here, dude. Like, if you go too far away from the safety hole, it's terrible.
Yeah. Mm. Mm-hmm. Exactly.
A baby! These are our bubba's. We've got kids with us for Christmas morning. Terrible
Got kids for with us for Christmas morning
My place is gorgeous. Yeah, keep telling yourself that bud
All right, don't you know when your kids make macaroni art you better put it on the fridge and tell them it's beautiful They'll never get better that way
Exactly, you know what you're right Something's dad a baby's dying Oh What in the way dying kind of like musical it's beautiful
Joel you are down like my bed time go to bed. Thank you
Jimmy you're gonna be a is it gonna be a first No, first episode special Jim. It's not I'm not having a one-time special. I'm not Here he is. Here we go. What came first? The chicken, the egg, we'll never know. Come on, man! Okay. Right, well...
Biologically speaking... Oh, Martin, what's the answer? It could just be, we'll never know, because it's one of those conundrums so Why did I go against my gut Idiot I should have just gone with we'll never know isn't surely that's an easier Too smart for trivia, but
I'm a dumb dumb and I'm gonna get voted for It's why did I just go we'll never know we'll never know Okay Why did I just go we'll never know we'll never know Okay
Scar if you wanted to die that may be an option for you should sin
Look at your name color stolen my gas, and he's a bad man, but I Don't think Christmas village will survive much longer That was so fast I
Don't think Christmas village will survive much longer
We can't we can't go to bed next to each other anymore. I can't believe that didn't get him straight away
Did you put chicken?
Yeah, I put chicken too
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Get started freeGood, but we'll never know. Yeah, we're the smart ones of the server. Okay
There's no green left
I overthought it as well ran to the sky Where is he Joe where is he?
Also took the other gasp with it took both of them that is gas. Before I could even get out of bed, by the way.
Yeah.
I don't even know how he got out of bed quite clearly.
Greg, can you hit him with the bow?
Well, yeah, I can try, but I need to know where he is. I can't even see him.
Is he still in the sky?
We'll have to just- I've realized now if we're all living in a village whoever's purple just gets killed as soon as they get out the door What it would it be frowned upon to burn it, but you can do it It's not very Christmasy scar guys all right. I could try and get Martin, but I kind of need to know where he is
Can you see him oh Someone needs to someone needs to give us hope that it can actually be possible that you can survive a night.
So I think it's gonna be Martin.
He's too high to shoot down at the moment.
Can you see him? Because I can't.
No, but he was going off this way and he's not that fast.
I raged that I didn't get any trivia bar questions.
Wait, you can see him?
Yeah, he's over there. Look.
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Get started freeI see him, I see him, I see him. I have a bow.
I swear Dan, please don't kill my gas.
I'm so sorry Joel, there's no other way.
No.
There's no other way. I've got no bow. I do. Don't worry, I'll do it quickly.
Kill it. I don't care now.
I don't think we can hit him from here. Can we? You can. I've hit it three times. You've hit it once. You've hit it once. I've had, no, I had it twice before that. I think he's getting away. He's a bit far. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. for Christmas. Thank you. I'm sorry I saw red dude, I saw blood, I saw a purple outside, I just got excited.
I was just raging over missing another trivia question, I didn't even know and all of a sudden
there was everyone trying to kill me. I was very confused.
You gotta check that tab.
It was unfortunate I got it right and managed to get a piglin brute spawn egg, and you had just lovely,
I don't know what was going on here. Oh, Big B defended himself! Go Big B, can't even be angry at that. Where's Martin? I don't see him. Oh, look how Christmasy it looks. What a beautiful winter wonderland that everyone has died in.
Martin's gonna just survive by being in the air. The heavy core.
Oh, he's gone.
He's gone.
Someone must have, Cleo must have killed her.
Oh yeah, of course. That's the end one. He's gone. Someone must have killed it. Oh Yeah, of course That's the end of the Christmas miracle. Oh look at that episode one Well, that was manic might have to reduce the amount of purple next session Just cuz it's a little bit crazy. You never know with how these things are gonna go. Thank you very much for watching I shall see you in episode 2. I hope you enjoyed this. Let me know in the comments down below I shall see you in episode 2. I hope you enjoyed this. Let me know in the comments down below
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