Nigel Farage only set to face Count Binface at Clacton by-election

Have you ever received a £5 million gift from anybody?Certainly not on your planet, no.So you can't get me on that one, Standards Commissioners.What the recyclons give me on Sigma 9 is my business alone.

I mean, the trouble is it has all turned into a farce if Nigel Farage only faces a challenge from, with all due respect, you, Count Binface.Do you think that the other parties are making a mistake?Or do you think that Conservative voters, Lib Dem voters, Labour voters should all vote for you or boycott this by election?

Well, I mean, Susanna, you talk to me about fuss, but you're a Crystal Palace supporter.and they've been through all kinds of stuff but now they've turned it around and they've won trophy after trophy so the underdog can prevail as you well know and you know whether the other parties are running uh fritz i think is the political word i love that word fritz of old Benny, or they don't want to be part of Nigel's sideshow, we shall find out.But of course the thing is, if there's a second by -election when Parliament finds out that Nigel has done something a bit iffy, if they do, who knows, and then of course there'll be another by -election which costs £380 ,000 to the British taxpayer.So if they vote me in, I save you lot £380 ,000 without lifting a space finger.