NO MORE SECRETS (Dispatch 5 & 6)

Top of the morning to you ladies, my name is Jacksepticeye and can you believe it? We're here! Another week, look at me! Little punch up. Ah, Robert, how's it going? I've got the cauliflower here, and me and my leveler are here to talk to you. Um, I'm so excited. I haven't been this pumped about a game... I don't know, this- I said it on Twitter that even though I'm in this and I'm biased towards it. I think this is one of my favorite games this year. It's so It's so good. I'm so invested in the story. I really want to see where it's going every time an episodes coming out

I'm so excited to get into it. I'm gonna be bummed when this is over. I wish I could go on forever It's it's so good man. I I'm so proud of the team that made it I'm so proud to be in it the amount of fan arts and Edits and dialogue about this game. I've been reacting to so much of it I'm so invested in the community for this. I keep seeing like tick tock edits of it. It's incredible now last time we picked some decisions that have caused the community to be in an uproar.

Because we, not for me specifically, just in general, because we had to choose between Blonde Blazer and Invisigow. Now, I went with Invisigow, but I have seen the scene with Blonde Blazer. Apparently if you go with her, you get to see that, I Spoilers if you want to play it for yourself to go do that route first and then come back Okay, cool. If you pick her you get to see that she's called Mandy and she's actually a brunette which I didn't know I do remember seeing that in the script or Talking to the developers about it a little bit and it is kind of funny because she's blonde blazer

But her real appearance is I'm not blonde, but she looks the exact same otherwise But I'm excited to see what's happening It is the intent of the company to maintain a workplace that is free of drugs and alcohol and to discourage drug and alcohol abuse By its employees yeah, they ain't happening Also shout out to ad hoc again for giving me the

the ability to play this because I'm going away on a holiday for a week and This would have come out in the middle of it And I was so bummed that I would have to get to it late, but now I don't have to do that I'm so excited. Oh And we picked water boy and not phenomena phenomena man, but then that was the other choice Oh time to punch the sack for a while

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Nevermind flashback, that's everybody all clear cool trainee montage match cuts do it again another match could

Also do shout out to the soundtrack in this game Everyone's talking about the voice acting and the animation and the story, but the soundtrack is doing so much heavy lifting as well. Flambe. Because. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Sound like him. Yeah, get it Robert, get it!

Fuck yeah, what are we benching?

I didn't see the weight! Oh we're fucking popping bro Oh You don't have a spotter are you're gonna have to awkwardly get out of that now

You need some help you're not supposed to live without a spot idiot if you don't have superpowers. So, so weak. Now I'm getting a safety lecture from a walking fireball.

It's a reality check. Normies need babysitters so you don't hurt yourself thinking you're a hero. Man, I am so fucking strong.

Well, it's part of the job.

Heroes get hurt all the time.

Not the good ones, Rabo. Not the good ones.

Dude, you have no eyebrows. I hurt you by using...

No more hero stuff without...

A glass.

You can't get injured. Because we need you behind that desk to help real heroes.

Actually, speaking of injuries, remind me, who burned off your eyebrows again? I assume it happens all the time, given your, you know, your fire shit, so...

I got into a fight with an actual, real, actual hero. And I assure you, he's regretting his decision to tangle with me.

Right, because he doesn't know he's Mecha Man! Oh, God, I didn't even think about that!

I imagine he's regretting a lot of his decisions. I didn't even think about that.

I wonder what he thinks he even did before this then. Like what superhero does he think that he is? Choice the glazed donuts. Yeah! From Granny's Baby. And Waterboy. Soggy donuts. All right. Time to clock in.

Oh, and we got rid of sonar as well It's so funny when When that episode came out I got a message from Charlie That was like I forgive you for cutting sonar from the Z team, and I was like dude. I'm so sorry I I would have kept them if not punch up and coupes

Interactions I said it last time as well, but also Travis Willingham. I've been talking to who does phenomena man And he was like me and Charlie won't forgive you for because I didn't pick him for the C team either But that's the beauty of the giant refinery. I can't tell who's to blame dang. That's some nasty shit

I love the smell of gasoline

All right, everybody respectfully shut the fuck up

All right, let's do this let's get into it who are we saving today and why today

This time I'm going to

Try and send people who really connect with each other like flambe and prism I feel like like I really need to lean into the duos and really start like for triple threats then just sending both of them and then she'll duplicate flambe and then for other ones remembering that golem fills out all the slots things like that I need to remember those things also Malevolent and sonar are the duo so I'm gonna be missing that Which is unfortunate? There's nothing you can do if you get rid of sonar malevolent is never team up you get rid of coupe

Punch up doesn't have a team up. It's gonna happen either way. That's the beauty of the game It's trying to make you have hard decisions But yeah, we'll try and play to our strengths. I just kind of forget what people are able to do. I'm just enamored by the story. The gameplay aspect of it, I'm like,

Oh right, I forgot I have to do a thing. Send someone who's magnetic and full of personality. I'm just gonna send both of them. Cause you may hate Flambe dude's got personality he's it just might not be a

great personality I'm so curious

yeah that's unfortunate because Vander stankers sonar would have been good for that, but hey, Golem and Invisigal Might be able to do it. Wait does he I'll put him in like this Because I don't know if his things go that way. I'm gonna try it with both of these Navigate the tunnels that's gonna be a mobility check. That's good save the workers before they run out of air Yes, I mean bigger mobility, but these two team up very well. Oh, yeah, okay cool

I'm so curious how flambé reacts when he finds out that Robert is Mecha Man because I feel like he looks up to Mecha Man

right oh

Yeah, oh

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We're gonna be Cruisin' once. Yeah, major increase in success when they send together. I did it reach max energy with a hero duo Fuck yeah, all right, I'm gonna increase your Charisma And maybe your intellect I should have got an intellect because I don't really have brains Now that sonar's gone. I was also under the impression that again, this is me

As a player not as someone who's read scripts again. I only know what punch-up does I don't really know anything about sonar or coupe beyond my own stuff So I was under the assumption that sonar would come back at some point That he's not gonna be gone forever. I hope so it would suck if sonar is gone forever. I'm gonna really miss him

Okay, you can squeeze through there

Yeah, young gravy, baby, that's what I'm talking about my fucking do Robert? I don't mobility. Oh, I thought you were a mobility hero as well. I'm gonna increase your combat maybe? I don't really know what to do with Invisi-Gal. Because these are too low to start putting stuff into them. Fuck it, mobility. Especially if you're going with Golem who's like... whatever. Whatever. We've been fine more or less

We might fail a couple of things, but I'm not too worried

Great a parenting

Okay, convince them non-violently. I wonder if it'll happen if I click punch up I do remember recording a bunch of stuff here sometimes he says top of the morning and I'm like don't even try it um convince them non-violently that's that's gonna be this right why not Why not? I like this duo. They have some good chemistry together. Hey, can we, can we arm wrestle again after work? You don't know when to quit, do you boy?

Last time you only made it about four seconds.

I could, I could get to five.

See?

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Send an alien like superhero to speak My pleasure. I don't think you're an alien but to them

I remember my first talent show I got second place got my ass beat by Lizzy galupo

Second place fuck is Lizzy going?

Sure, must have been rigged. I got it back My ass be about Lizzy galupo second place fuckers Lizzy goes on

So I guess you're the real winner then sure am inspired my first single to

Sounds like a real bop water boy you're really dragging me down I really keep trying to send them to stuff to be like yeah we could probably do that I mean yeah I should have gotten fucking 10 I really needed way more charisma I thought I could get away with that what What did I have like four?

That's brutal maybe I can send him to hero training

What time is it training time

Okay, give me a second I gotta get them home to see how they rest up. Good? Oh, fuck.

Uuuuughhhhhh.

I... Look, I'll be honest. I didn't even think about these things. I mean, you don't have bad charisma.

But... I'll be honest, I didn't even think about these things. I mean you don't have bad charisma But I was just thinking based on what the description said. I didn't even read this. I should have read that

It's fine It's fine. All good. All good folks. All good. We can figure this out Okay, you

You need fucking help

Do people call you Deez Nuts

It's time about dear Jersey DZ

DZ comics outsmart the persistent stalker make him disappear, okay, so

You five intellect.

Yeah.

I feel like this is a good- These don't- they're not a duo, but I feel like that's a good mix. Hell yeah! Send in those... Bad girls! Send in those baddies! Okay, inspire the audience and discourage bullying.

Who could we send? Malevolent, you are really tanking my team right now, so I feel like I need a win with you Clear the way you wankers You guys could probably do it without him

But I need a win I need a win with malevolent I need XP to confess our feelings to the Prince of Darkness. It is imperative I know how he responds.

They're so cute together. I love Punch-Up and Coupe. See, why would I keep Sonar and deprive the world of this? Plus everyone else picks Sonar, so now I have a different play through and you have to watch mine.

Waterboy gains plus three to all the highest stat for a call. Waterboy no longer assigns himself. Waterboy will heal up to two heroes when sent on a call together That seems pretty good, but also this is good Yeah auto assigning yourself to stuff has to go expanded powers for four different heroes nice

Okay, good him assigning himself to stuff was getting me fucked over, because I kept trying to mix him with someone. Serve a restraining order, pretend to be Deirdre Z's partner. I think I'm gonna do it with Starker. I... would love to serve a restraining order.

Hmm.

I'm worried about this. I'm worried about the hacking now, because the timing based with the viruses having to be locked in and everything, I feel like I'm gonna try the hacking now because the timing based with the viruses having to be locked in and everything I feel like I'm gonna fuck up. I'm gonna try a restraining order. I feel like I have enough intellect to do that

Yeah, we're good

It's not gonna fucking work. All right. I'm in when files deleted

Yes, Jesus. I deleted it all from the cloud and shit

That is the wrong dialogue for that We didn't tack I'm gonna crease your intellect You're a bit messy I'm curious when the game is all over and out and people have had like months to deal with it

There's poop all over the beach the sewage is spilling out of the phone yeah, well you already sent yourself higher injury risk But I gave you the power to, um... Right?

Moist, ew. Yeah. Oh, Waterboy sends himself and he's not sent often. Waterboy no longer is sent. These contradict each other. Waterboy will heal up to two heroes when sent on a call together. So that's good

Entrance through the sewage. I don't think you guys would go well together

Golem and water don't mix Okay, let's hold off for a second. How did you do?

Okay 420 XP nice and punch up me lad Fuck yeah Combat oh he's going to fucking hit you in the face your bollocks On fuego all right, maybe you'd be good to send now. Give this performance your all, break a leg, but not like that.

This set needs a background actor for an upcoming scene, the last one stalked away in a hurry. I mean, performance is charisma, right? So, gotta be you.

Get my goods, sir.

The smell is unbearable. This should have been dealt with So, gotta be you.

Her name's Karen.

Um, okay, so this one is-

Oh. Oh Higher risk injury, but the entire team receives XP Investigator source the clock clear the cloud with pure willpower. This is a very high profile subscriber treat them with the utmost respect Venture into the sewers through the sewage repair the broken pipe causing the spill and withstand the sheer force of sewage

Shit

we're standing the sheer force of sewage should be you but I Don't think that's gonna go well right damn it So venture is gonna be mobility repair is going to be Shit that could be intellect for all I know Withstand the sheer force of sewage is going to be vigor so he would do well in that Visit neighborhood investigate the source

Could be intellect clear the clock through pure willpower. That's probably...

Combat?

It could be any of these three. I don't know how they're gonna assign it. This is a very high-profile subscriber. Treat them with the utmost respect. You know, I'm just gonna try this. I don't think this is gonna go well, but they're who I have available and the rest are resting and I don't wanna waste my hospital

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's me

Okay, good odds good odds good odds good odds The baddest shout out okay come on water boy you need a win you and golem together for life please please oh yeah oh fucking easy easy wasn't it the high risk one or that I I picked the high one, didn't I? Then shouldn't we all receive stuff? Looks beautiful! You did it, lad! Yeah, entire Z team will receive XP. Um, oh god, what the fuck do we increase with you?

Okay, what am I lacking? Your mobility. I thought you had high mobility as well. You're a mobility, so you guys would go together for stuff. I don't know what I'm lacking. Maybe some intellect. How does he mix well with? I think he might mix well with punch up like I don't know who his synergy is actually gonna be with If I send him a punch up a lot, which I would love to do because I want to see my boys interact

Then he would balance out punch up well with intellect because punch up doesn't have much of that So that's why I'm going with it. Will it pay off? I don't know I'm just here for the love of the game, bruh Okay, let's wait for prism to rest up performance air refinery explosion Mystery and intellect send someone unassumingly strong. All of these look strong.

I mean, water boy is unassumingly strong. I'm gonna send prism. Mystery and intellect, I feel like is charisma and intellect. So I feel like you have a better chance You're not unassumingly strong. You look very strong, but maybe people don't think a popstar would look strong.

I don't know. Ooh, on who? Spill tea. I also think Thought Squad is doing really well as her character.

Mysterious fire has broken out at the refinery. We've got it under control, but we can't investigate the cause with all these dangerous fumes.

Flambe. I would never blow up a refinery, okay? They smell like shit.

Someone's pushing on my boys explosion territory

Wait fuck I wanted to read that out loud. Oh your team will fail the scenario if we hit that

Search around the finery to locate the cause of the explosion avoid the dangerous fumes and flames

I'm what you'd call a multi-hyphenate

Wait ah Fascinating oh cuz if I put you in you increase shit

Let's go

Okay Am I fucked if I put anyone else with these people Oh God God bless you. I don't want to send anyone else because if this gets hit

You jealous or something look if you wanted to grab dinner all you had to do is ask

Okay good good good good good excellent prism excellent that was surprisingly entertaining I think prism is going to be my most sent a most successful hero this chapter um okay since you got intellect and charisma on that one, and that was your thing, I'm doubling down on those. It's the game's way of telling me something. I really fucking hope you guys do this. Sending anyone else

I feel like would fail the mission, if I was reading that correctly. Please, for the love of God please that is not good that is not

son of a bitch so close something about this feels off I think we missed

something I thought it meant if I send anyone that had this spike up here, but I guess if the thing just fucking bounces around on that anyway. Damn it. That's my bad guys.

That's my bad.

I'm sorry.

Um.

Shit.

He heals people though, right?

Well, stand to the thing, so who cares? Heh heh heh. like 700 pounds first off you're either shit at math or you think I'm like 300 pounds I am NOT I go to the gym and I work hard secondly what are you talking about there's a pool going around on which

superhero you used to be person who guesses right wins nine hundred and

thirty six dollars that's a real specific number and that specific number could be house just one hint I mean my friends right no hints secret identities are secret for exactly it's in the name and everything crazy right oh come on don't be like that sorry you're just gonna have to earn your nine hundred and thirty six dollars in some other way what way could that? I'll let you know if I work it out. Did it? I'm explaining the joke.

What the fuck?

Beef and reflexes?

Hey, beef, no.

Beef, no!

Heroes do we know that talk too much

and have quick reflexes?

Clean this shit up.

Hey, losing all that weight don't make you better than us.

Yeah, chill out, dad. I never had a dad. I know fuck that's supposed to mean you told me one time you didn't have a dad

Heard the team scuffling with the red ring they run half the crime in the county we were found at some point Watch the hive you're gonna have to fuck the Queen. That's not how bees work You know what? I mean, I don't actually no one's trying to fuck shroud But if we kill the Queen we rot the hive

You would do that kill shroud But you might get the chance and you don't want to go in there having to think about it

Heroes don't kill people? I don't know.

We don't kill people.

We're the good guys.

That's a good guy answer.

That's what Batman would say.

Mecha man's coming back to life one patch at a time. One patch at a time. I mean Roy's doing most of the work though right? So much.

He's probably gonna redo all this shit. Patch at a time. I mean Roy's doing most of the work though, right so much

He's probably gonna redo all this shit

Cuz Roy's the best he's the best character why can't I just hang out with him all the time

Now we go straight back into a shift damn, okay evening folks welcome back Welcome back. We got a few guesses at your identity. Leading one right now is Blue Balls Man. Let me guess, his power is not being able to nut.

Nah, his balls are literally blue, dude. Get your head out of the gutter.

Great.

It's gonna be a long shift.

It sure is.

All right, what do we got?

Mr. Cat is out there all alone.

So scared, so hungry.

Please find my baby. What? Is out there all alone. So scared, so hungry. Please find my baby.

What?!

Mr. Cat.

That's seriously his name.

Hey, look. Not everyone's a fucking creative.

Yeah, shut up. But also, Smooches. My cat nine- er, Mr. Cat. Nine year old, black, domestic, short hair. Mr. Cat is a known escape artist and very fast.

He also hates most people. you got stunted from the last one what was your thing again and calls with greater juice ice coupe games plus one combat if placed in the first line plus one mobility if placed in the second okay so okay very fast also hates most people so we need someone with charisma you two go together you two go together even though

I should I should have sent did we just just lose power? Sure did. Citywide. Hang tight, we're booting up the backup generator.

Shit.

There we go.

I should have sent punch up, but-

Just brace yourself.

Oh shit.

For what?

I'm a human pilot, I don't got-

Oh. The power's gone out so not everyone's gonna freak out. I'm gonna get a million calls, aren't I? Anyway, I should have sent punch up with Koopakes. I'm trying to put them together and he has more charisma as well But I didn't because I'm like what if I need combat in a second, so I never sent it. I should, I should

Yeah, it's just a little dark. What's the fucking big deal? You never closed your eyes before yeah, same shit. I mean I can see in the dog

So this is pretty standard for me all right fuck you guys

Ah the whole city's out. Okay nice guys. This is an all hands on deck situation Okay, I'm gonna get a grid back up and running be ready because shit's gonna be insane the minute the lights turn off fuck

Symphony of overlapping calls. Oh Christ. Okay, here we go. Time to fail. Okay, good. And then I put that in here.

Ah, cool.

Okay, um...

I can't get that power back, can I? Oh, I can. Excellent, excellent. How do I... Oh, I thought I could travel along that.

Shit.

Okay, so we take that up here first. All right, this isn't so bad because this is more narrative connecting hacking shit than it is about doing other stuff there's less risk in this one is what I'm trying to say

okay nice that was fun

I've lost contact with the tower. It's pitch black out here. I cannot land this thing

How in the fuck am I gonna land a plane ground team rescue or air team rescue? I know this sounds crazy, but can you guys catch this thing in the air? I?

Forgot that I have people who fly light aircraft unable to land requires flying capable heroes And I got oh none of them count as flying because sonar has the flying license

fuck

Yeah, I'm gonna be honest when I picked him to go I didn't think about The fact that he had the flying license either. You can catch the plane on the ground.

Sounds dangerous, but I think you guys can handle it.

Okay, take a risk, utilize the ground team, use their unique powers to stop the aircraft before it crashes, light aircraft unable to land.

Surely...

Surely Golem does this, right? Oh god, I could probably solo this with Golem Should I try? Because he's gonna go into the other two slots That should be high vigor to catch a plane But we'll see I might have fucked up and she hasn't answered her phone since the blackout Go door-to-door in senior community reassure residents that all is well be prepared to provide medical assistance medical assistance

Okay, so door-to-door so charisma and mobility I'm feeling

And intellect is going to be medical assistance Okay, so door to door. So charisma and mobility, I'm feeling.

And intellect is gonna be medical assistance. Oh, hell yes!

Your mobility got fucked. And it's talking, so... I kinda wanna send Punch-Up as well, cause I want him and Koop to do things.

See?

But I need him. Something's gonna require vigor and punching. And I can't be sending three heroes to shit because I need to start planning

Catch the plate malevolent and prism we're gonna do it. Oh

fuck oh

Fuck oh

Yeah, baby, that's my girl That's my goat! That's my goat! That's my goat!

That's my goat! Fuck yeah! What a legend! Dude, I'm fucking rock hard right now like a golem, baby.

That's what I'm calling my cock after this.

Holy shit,

I'm light-headed. That was fucking sick! Yeah, tank it up, tank it up, why not?

Fuck yeah.

That's what I wanted. I didn't think that that was actually gonna work. I'll be honest.

The car's back on, but the refinery is still in a shit state. Can you lend a hand?

Preferably a strong one.

Oh, fuck. Shit Steve, can you lend a hand? Preferably a strong one. Fuck

So if I get within that range I fail I don't really know how this works Like if I send him in and he's up above this

Shit

I'll come the fuck on

I'm sorry lad. I was sending you a lot but this is full okay repairing their fiery haul the damage out of the way any delays move quickly so mobility

and vigor

shit This is fun. Shit.

All right, I'm on it.

Ooh, that's not bad.

Fire and water together, I don't know if that will go well. I'm so curious about this Here's what I'm thinking in my mind. It's that if I send a team that goes over this it fails instantly That's what I thought that that meant Am I right in thinking that like if I send this it's an instant fail, or do I still have a

Chance that if it's within this and the ball lands there I fail. Is that what it's saying? Hold on how many other jobs do I have to do? Okay, so I can't be sending a million people That's not gonna be good All the damage out of the way is going to be these. Move quickly. Okay, mobility at six. I would ideally like that higher. Repairing the refinery. That's gonna be intellect, isn't it? Ma-ma-ma'am? Okay, you have to stop calling me that. I feel like this might work?

Pain and gain.

Sorry.

That's a hell of a deal.

Oh, that looks bad. Can I have it?

Ooh. Malevolently heals one hero when sent on a call together. She then receives plus one charisma or vigor. This effect stacks. Fuck yeah! So what did you get shit shit shit Jesus what the XP of this scenario will be two times oh shit cam the superpower baby out of his tantrum rescued the parents out of the pocket dimension. What about you two? I am not doing well. Not liking my playing right now. Okay, fuck yeah.

I'm stacking mad doves today, baby.

Hell yeah.

Oh wait, this is getting the shit back on. I am not doing that yet. I need to figure this shit out first.

God damn it, the Red Ring's stealing shipments

right off the train.

We're not equipped to stop them.

Red Ring, fuck them up for me. Yeah

I don't have anyone else. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to miss that call one miss is not too bad Multiple misses I'm fucked I know you guys have synergy holy shit fuck yeah that's what I'm talking about all Alright, what are you doing? Charisma. And what are you doing, sweet baby boy? Umm... Mobility.

Yeah.

Man!

That feels good. Okay, how do we do? How do we do? Please, punch up. Don't fuck me on this.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's my fucking boy!

Almost feels unfair.

Uh, almost.

Heh, almost. It almost feels unfair, but when you look this fucking good doing it, bud. I don't really give two fucks. Um, alright, combat. Mmmmm, or are you a charisma? Yeah, bring that up. I want to have at this point

I feel like I should be having stuff up at least three things up at level four except for water boy cuz He doesn't really count right ready

fire I

Got a fucking work on that, bro It's not very fuego of you there's also a line I Can't remember what it was But I saw it online where somebody said They accused him of being in the closet and he was like I skipped the closet and went straight to the club

So they're like what a fucking line All right, let's take this. And take you. And take you back, and then go up here. just a little longer okay up left right up left right up left right nice nice I was clean This is gonna be a long shift. Peen teens!

I think you're good, right?

Yeah, yeah. I think you're a good right? Yeah

It's all about catching Coupe is quick. She's fast. She can fly. She's not legally allowed to but she can fly Evacuate stadium cam the angry soccer fans.

Hey girl.

Oh, sure.

You're the only two I have. Well, I have Golem as well, but this is... Oh, evacuates for your mobility, right?

Okay, fine.

You can count on me.

How much does that get me up to?

Five?

Five.

Fuck. I feel like Invisigod needs the XP though.

If this is up here, I feel like it's leaning that way, so I'm just gonna do that. What's a good line to text a guy in a blackout?

I'm looting the Ralphs. You want anything?

Oh, um, you always did look hotter in the dark.

Just say boo.

Gollum, you always did look hotter in the dark

Does a boo okay nice nice there's no fucking way a job coupe on

Juan

Okay, let her come back and rest. Oh, wallocks. For fuck's sake.

Nice, nice. And if we win, XP.

Okay, I know y'all saw that.

2000 XP.

Fuck yeah.

Intellect. Who knew prison would be my intellect character? I did say I should have three things over four. Some of these characters I'm not really happy about how I'm spreading out their stuff. I feel like I'm like-

I'm heading downtown.

Oh wait.

See if you can use some help.

Feel free to send someone.

I'm not gonna do that yet I'm away for coop to rest up nice okay act quickly I'm assuming is a mobility check fuck I can't send punch up to anything you have fucked me once again punch up

yeah let me finish this talk up oh oh okay got it understood

assist this okay here's what I'm thinking assist the scientists in stabilizing the serum. I feel like that's a high intelligence check and I feel like act quickly is a high mobility check. So I feel like these two should have that coverage.

I have extra flashlights if people, uh, any takers.

I keep saying I want to say coop with punch up, but he keeps getting fucked out of it by that thing I have to see him prevent them from sealing it defeat the red ring goons punch up. It's your chance That's it that we don't need anymore. We don't need any more heroes. This is fucking overkill. They got it Okay, and then you go and get yes, this worked out perfect this worked out perfect Wait till you see my stats wait till you see my track record wait till you see my success

fuck

Consume the serum Fight the fight them do I even need to say it fuck these them! We have fucking crazy high combat!

Fuck those guys!

Yeah!

Punch up, baby!

Flambé, you're also there. Shut up, it was all me. Here we go, here we go. Yeah!

Yeah, I got that shit covered! You stupid sons of bitches 70% Water boy 70%

And I know that the fucking dispatch dev teams are watching this what the fuck why can't I have special treatment? All right, what is a regular one heals one hero? Yeah, after healing a hero malevola also reveals the stats of the next call. She's assigned to Whoo, that's good Good hearing healing a hero malevola also creates a portal near the call the portal last 45 seconds after call completion I like this one more

The other one's probably more useful, but I want to see what this one looks like She's so fucking cool looking Okay, you guys are resting and resting resting. There's no Heard like a hello

Okay, oh fuck oh I Killed him an electricity. Oh fuck

Holy shit, okay, I need to get detected. Chase me! Yeah, eat shit, bitch! We're good Okay, this is how they do it in the big leagues is how the grids are turned back on in real life oh I was exhilarating Robert exhilarating I Am for robbing okay, everyone's rested up. We can wait for my level it to rest up Maybe I should send her with invisigod, so she heals her

Oh basic bitches out here wear ski masks robin banks

Who's shop it's like the go-to blackout activity.

And besides burning all those shitty candles your aunties gave you.

Who's Robin Banks? Anyway, C-Team provide backup. I don't know what that is. Mobility. Shutting down the mall. Apprehend the thieves and assist.

I want to send...

You didn't hear this from me. I can do that. apprehend the thieves and assist I want to send

Both of you hold on why can I tab? Are you read cuz you're injured

Yeah Oh Yeah

Should put her in the second slot shouldn't I good if not for these blackouts I know if the Prince of Darkness returns feints feelings by now

This is unacceptable. I crave for she wants to read her romantic later. We've got other shit to do

Got it

This has to be 100% Had the whole fucking thing covered What was um okay, yeah What was her thing again when sent alone a physical reduces travel time and call completion time okay so I need to keep that in mind okay shift end is coming up I haven't taken anybody out of rest yet so I still have

that that's the thing you're worried about? Major multi-car pileup has created a severe blockage. Remove the civilians safely from their vehicles and push the vehicles out of the street. Okay, that's all you baby.

Hey, it's like dark and shit out here.

God, his voice is so good. My daughter was at the beach with her friends and I haven't heard from her I'm really worried high priority search and rescue mission has sent out across all teams to locate missing teens

Is that mobility

I'm sending these two together because I think flambe could probably actually do it on his own but I need water boy to get XP. The wheelies.

Okay, this is it.

Shit that's is it. I'm what you'd call a multi-hyphenate. Shit, that's not it. I need to up Punch-Up's charisma. Cause this is catch up to them and convince them. We have to stop meeting like this.

Us? Never.

So cool. We're gonna get a success.

Damn, I think this ship gave me-

I'm sending them because I haven't sent them together all fucking game My dude My fucking gold Dude golems crushing it Then power he has resplits himself into multiple people unreal OP I

Love him. he's awesome where should we start search the pier search the beach search the water haven't heard from I'm worried sick search the water since we have water boy with us no sign of them in the water. Where else should we look? The pier? Goddamn. Oh, I can just keep guessing. Okay, we found them in the lifeguard tower, but they're violently high and refusing to go home. Lecture them on drug use. Be cool and don't force it. So this- this is intelligence and this is charisma, right?

Don't feel good about my chances on this one. Damn it! The teens mocked you! We can't win them all guys so we can't win them all sorry, please guys, please Come on come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah Sure did look how fucking cool they are! Max synergy reached! You guys are crushing it, my fucking

GOATS!

I love this team! I'm upping your charisma because it's been lacking. Not in real life though. Jacksepticeye, charisma through the roof. I did really good An SDN pharmacy item fuck yeah, that's really good only two failures and one miss considering how busy that was I'm very happy with that Heal and injury oh yeah

Okay, what are we getting charisma I got that last time didn't I I mean I could just give it to you and max you out but um yeah bring you up to six on that six five and six pretty good probably could have been better somewhere else but I'm selfish good week Good week everybody see you all on Monday.

Yeah go out!

Ha ha ha ha! BEEF!

Don't make- Yeah, um, alright. Fuck yeah, Bobby boy! Let's fucking go, literally! And I'm also excited, Robert.

Robert.

I was so worried it was gonna make me choose between taking care of my dog and going out with everyone. I was gonna pick go out with everyone, but I would've split my heart in half to do it.

I can hear your heartbeat. Sound like a fart on a car seat. And I can read your heartbeat sound like a fart on a car seat And I could read your mind wanna fall in love and eat pizza all the time. Fuck yeah

Why are you out here?

What do you want to drink sure you want to sure?

No

We should all be outside there

Treat I don't know you and I don't like not knowing people. Well, you won't like knowing him be outside there.

They call me El Pervo. Make it my business So if we all know that there's villains and there's a villain bar and they're allowed just hang out why don't all the superheroes just go here and arrest them all? And also, when Punch-Up's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, Where's Punch-Up?

Yeah, fuckin' demon man

Buy me a drink Is this for all the strings you had to pull to get me in here?

You got me sour patch kids on our first date. I figure whiskey makes sense for the second third date you can buy me dinner nothing to fill in I'm not answering W or D yeah that was fun

I hadn't been to the movies in a while I had a good time you had a good time

eating popcorn too loud while I sat silently next to you the silence was the

best part you might like me loud sometime was that of course it was

two fancy whiskeys please make it three

make it fight yeah fancy whiskey snow nine shitty whiskey good night we

should have waited him earlier

We thought he was a fucking knock never said that said he reminded me of my ex and he's got buzzkill ass energy next round

I mean

Excuse me what if there's a villain that can read thoughts?

I love that. Good. Be honest. Am I going to make a fool of myself if I sing Whitney Houston?

Are you Whitney Houston?

No.

Then yeah, you will.

Fuck.

He's a light.

Dude, go for it. Those are karaoke's four.

You better watch yourself.

Refill here, Coop?

You don't need to bribe me anymore.

I'm in your debt now. She's drunk

I'll keep you in mind. That's the first time I've heard her voice go beyond like Inside. I find. Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Oh, golem!

Oh, fucking zombie dude.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, Punch, I was talking about dryer sheets. I remember there was a couple of times in the studio where they were like I Won't give myself credit for much you guys know this I have a very hard time complimenting myself on anything Which I mean playing this game and hearing myself has been very difficult for me But I'm trying to be positive and give myself some credit But there was a couple of things in the studio where they were like, there was a couple of them that were written, and I apologize to any of the writers who

wrote lines that I said, and I'm not trying to say like I'm taking credit for it, but there were a couple of lines where they were like, I was talking about and I I remember just thinking about like Something in the environment, and I was like yeah It's just like your fucking shoes you ever sometimes you take them off and they smell like it's just background Nonsense, but they could have written that one, and I don't want to take credit for that. I don't want to be that guy that's like, Yeah, I improvise all my own lines and the writers are at home going Really? Because I will say

This is probably one of the best written games I've ever played. I know that's saying a lot. It's definitely one of the best this year. This and Hades 2 I think are the two best written games this year. Actually, Claire Obscure was pretty good as well. Fuck. But the writing in this game is like the best you can have in the business right now. I love the writers for this game, and they were so chill and nice and fun to talk to. Yes!

Everyone thinks I'm a narc.

They can still smell the hero on you. You're the enemy.

I bought them drinks. What else do they want?

You can buy them drinks. You can make sure they don't get fired. You can line them up and blow them one by one, but they're still gonna think you might be the hero that fucked up their life.

People don't think about much when I blow them. But I hear what you're saying. I'd argue they fucked up their own lives being criminals.

See that snark shit?

Just tell him who you are.

What are the odds he busted any of them anyway?

Right, she doesn't know I'm Mecha Man either.

It is flambe. I mean, it's not that shocking a reveal. cool down and I won't have to hurt damn fucking fire umbrella Damn, he is so strong. I

Never noticed he's missing fingers Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm worried about getting incinerated.

We all pay for who we used to be. The sooner you get it over with, the sooner we get a fresh start.

You heard me when I said incinerate, right?

Who let a loser-ass bitch of a hero into our super-villain bar?

Ugh, why is everyone...

Do I look like a bitch?

Don't answer that.

Fuck.

I see, babe.

He's got a big guy voice.

Some parts of him are big.

Right, from now on, team drinks are exclusively at Chili's.

You lost or something, bitch? Guys, we're gonna try to get fucked up. A lot of bars around here, fool. Why'd you pick this one?

You got a dead we buy you drink hey bud let me buy you I want to talk to you oh see they finally gave you some arms that can

reach your dick there's some people that want to talk to you this a bitch Oh The olive red are they always shroud

Yeah, try this. Thanks. We all fall?

Is the... can I spend... spends reporting? It's... it's pensable. Can I get my money back paid, please? I ordered three triple crunch tacos.

Why does she drench her blood on the thing?

What? That's fucked up.

Oh, oh, cool. Oh

You're cool-looking Just eat that it's the same shit anyway literally everything at this place is just a remix of the same five ingredients

That's us

You drunk or concussed?

Oh We're doing friendly fire

Fucking rules Oh my god! This game fucking rules!

Sorry, sorry boy.

You wash your hands after touching all them filthy nutsacks?

Thought he seemed salty.

Oh, there she is. Thanks, babes.

Smells good.

I was so fucking excited waiting for that scene. Hell yeah, I didn't think it was gonna be in this. I forgot about it until it just happened. Apparently that's Punch-Up's favorite move is punching dicks. And then the... I actually did those sounds in the studio. I actually like licked my fingers when... thought they seemed salty. And they had to explained to me like, So, you've walked around and you've punched a lot of dicks.

Here you are. Anyway, sorry.

Ugh.

I bit his fucking thumb off!

Oh, what's up, Coop?

Give him some knives!

Oh, shit! Thank you!

Oh! Damn, prison's fucking caked up. Oh, he's having to come in! Oh God what are we doing? Oh

That's fucked up Kobe

Weird thing is how easy it was this churro isn't as soft as his noodle arms Maybe give us a heads up next time you want to start a fight. I want another drink your heroes. No

Heroes don't start fights You finish them well not many finish fights against the red ring how

do you have beef with them mr. dispatcher yeah we know this Robert guy is affluent who are you really I'm telling him I'm telling him my team

trust me you're right I want to see the drama. Run. This guy, Robert, is a mask. He's not real. He's the guy who sits behind his desk, biding his time, dreaming of the day he gets back in the fight. I haven't told you who I was

because I'm kinda starting to like you all and I'm not sure you're gonna like the real me but the difference between this team getting by and this team being great is trust so you know the real me I'm Mecha man no fucking way can't be could be that's like a real superhero it is you you

little shit

oh yeah gold hell yeah golem

hahaha

fuck you It's just a little water, dude. Come on. Fuck you. Fuck all of you fucking fuckers.

What a fucking loser.

Thanks. You saved my life.

Yup. Thanks for the drink.

So, um, I expected to be burnt to a crisp by now, and I didn't plan any of this next part. Um...

Ssssshhh...

Anybody else got something to say?

Um, my name's...

Courtney.

Nice to meet you, Courtney.

Herm. Sometimes Herman or Hermy, but my grandma calls me Herm, so... Herm. Sometimes Herman or Hermy. But my grandma calls me Herm, so Herm.

Janelle.

I'm Alice.

Bruno.

Malavola.

Your last name's Gib?

My name's Colum.

So, what now? Orgy time?

Right. Make a fuego sauce and ass play sounds like a great combo

Good point anybody in another packet of that stuff

Fucking love this game That's so sweet actually made me tear up, Jesus. Yeah I knew all their names and you guys didn't.

Ha ha ha!

I knew that me name was Colm. I wasn't gonna fucking tell you. Oh what a good fucking chapter, holy God.

I legit adored this game. Oh, sounds like hip hop, but it's not, because then the white guitar come in, the white guitar, mm. I can't even see, you know, they came through a wall, but this is a different song. I hate the world today.

Yeah, you're so good to me. I know that I can change.

I can change.

Okay, you and 64% of players told the Z team you were Mecha Man. I feel like that's the right thing to do. I didn't want to say, I didn't want to not say it because I wanted to see what everybody would react to. In terms of like the drama of the way the story is unfolding, I feel like now is the right time. We're kind of like in the middle of the story still, approaching the third act.

So it's the right time to tell everybody. You and 44% of players told Invisigod they had a good time. Does that account for people who didn't go on a date with her? Or is it just the people who went on a date with her?

And it doesn't even function anymore.

It's also sad that Sonar's not there. I'm so curious to see the scenes with him in it. You and 35% of players told Chase they would not kill shroud

Everyone wants to fucking kill him apparently

You and 77% of players held your own against the red ring at the sardine hell Yeah, we did you and 69% of players failed to save the torrents middle school talent show Okay, my bad you and 71% of players chose to send the ground team to the rescue. Yeah, the other one That's pretty hard if you haven't got the flying license Your most sent hero was coupe You actually heroes powers 29 times, 100th percentile. Okay.

Excellent, excellent chapter. I'm gonna be so sad when this game is over. I can already like feel the end coming and I'm not ready.

Yeah, that was really good. I like the emotion in those scenes. I'm also curious because everyone keeps saying that in physical is the one that planted the bomb on his back at the start with shrouds and I'm wondering if I appreciate you come to see this your support means a lot

That actually makes way more sense I'm right, right? I don't do it, boss. They ruin everybody's fun. Fact, if you're going to make me stand next to a criminal, you could at least hurry this shit up.

He missed 3 AM tacos. I feel like he's, I want to hear his reaction to that. He's going to be jealous.

Well, what you missed was 3 AM tacos leading to 4 AM heartburn followed by 5 AM diarrhea. And despite all of that it was lovely

Oh

Protopulse test 19 ready to commence

ROID

Engaging protopulse now

okay

all readings super stable

here we go time to make your grand re-entrance all readings super stable superhero pose

ready for lunch Roger that Hell yeah, looking pick Mecha Man? Uh, reminder, the mic is still up. Looks better than the original. The smoke is a little overkill.

I thought the same too, but I think the purple is a nice touch. What smoke? Shut it down! I think the purple is a nice touch.

Uh oh.

Oh, she's worried about him. Freud is the fuckin' man!

Pull him out! Get down! Oh, fuck. I'm in the opital What if it blew half my face off? What if I'm like Harvey Dent right now? I'm okay

Welcome back. How long was I out?

About 14, 15 hours I think.

You okay, Roid?

Why do you look worse than me? It's over, brother. I cannot recreate the astral pulse. Too much power, too small a size. No pulse mean I can't make the man mecha. I'm not good enough, bro.

Fail you, fail everybody. Almost bring down the whole thing.

Almost get you, almost get everybody blowed up hey listen you might not believe in yourself right now but I believe in your right it's not a literally game brother this real life hang ten brother we go again right you Oh. Yeah. Everyone else okay? And Vizigal? Fine.

One thing she did was tell me to go to the bathroom. I'm not sure if I should have. I'm not sure if I should have.

I'm not sure if I should have.

I'm not sure if I should have. when somebody's doing that next to you, you know? Pretty distracting. Yeah.

Everyone else okay?

And Vizzie-gal? Fine. One thing she's good at is disappearing when people get hurt.

What's your deal with her? You give everyone shit, but it always seems extra with Vizzie.

She's a liability. And one of us needs to be objective when it's clear something's going on between the two of you. Don't think I don't see it. It's all over your stupid face you like so I got a hater from both of us I

Guess I'm coming around on her you coming where I'm coming Jesus Christ, I'm warming up to her. Okay, our Relationship started out rocky, but it's... gotten better. Were you able to follow that? You old fucking pervert.

Look, just be careful, kid. Some people did black holes. You reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do whatever the fuck black holes do, I don't know. They fuck you up

No, come on. Take the day off. No, really

I'm fine. All I've got to do is sit at a desk

Desk work doesn't land you in the infirmary think about that. that. I'm all over.

I am thinking that because Invisigal and Robert are getting close together in terms of like stories and hero arcs and the conflict that always comes with an act three, you gotta bring everybody together, and then there's gonna be an inciting incident that blows them all apart, and I am really worried that she used to work for Shroud. But then it'll all come around in the end, and we'll be like, you know what? That's who you used to be, it's not who you are.

That's what I think.

["Skyrim Theme"]

["Skyrim Theme"] Oh, she covered for me.

All sleepy. That happens to me every night. Oh, sleeping. We should say the same. How's your ship going? Good.

Yeah, um, challenging. Made worse by all the enhanced villains we're dealing with lately. I have a whole new appreciation for you.

Hehe.

Enhanced villains?

I'm sorry about the pulse. Give us some time roids a little down but I'm sure we can come up with alternate power sources hey really looking forward to tonight perfect

timing yeah same wait what are you

what's tonight? Chase!

Congrats on not dying, drink this when your meds run out. I didn't see who left it. So, I'm no dispatch dude, but I don't know if sending him a level at a Sunday school was the move. Ha ha ha ha ha! Okay, she's resting, she's resting, she's resting.

Oh! I need someone to wait in line for this really cool game that I'm old enough to play,

and my parents said it was okay to call SDN. Okay. Wait patiently in the long line for the game to drop. Blend in with the line to not look like a scalper. None of you blend in! Who's patient?

Oh God, I can only send one. I mean, punch up- You don't blend in. Prism, you don't blend in. Oh, the blend-ins? Oh, this is gonna be...

Wait patiently in the long line.

Is that a vigor check? Hmm. And blend in to not look like a scalper that might be this for intelligence oh shit I don't think any of you match this if I'm being honest can't send you you're gonna fuck everything up although do you

look normal I will send you I probably should have saved him actually for this

where I could put him in with others Entertain Hobbes the cat while his owners away keep a watchful eye on him. He's a troublemaker

I'm what you'd call a multi-hyphenate. I think that what I fucking miss

You're okay. Yeah, I was so fucking scared

Guess Mecha man's a bit sturdier than we thought damn boy you ate Wait patiently was a mobility check I'm wait patiently would have been like a endurance thing. I thought it was gonna be bigger blend in was charisma not intelligence. Damn it

Okay, I fucked that up

whoa

This cat is not a cat it's a giant fucking tiger run we got high mobility. We're fine What looks like it just wants to play wrestle the tiger Love vomit Yeah Unless that's okay. Yeah Okay, we just got mauled by a tiger, okay

what was the other ones bribe with treats was intelligence shit and Wrestle was yeah combat we weren't doing that Fuck man Okay, dude, let's hear some of the stand-up. What you got? Okay, that's good. Oh shit. Fuck. Yeah All right, I just need to

Why you doing me like that? Shit now I can't get to- oh I can. Up up down. Okay. Yeah. Up up down up up down left right left

nice oh yeah did I nail that speed of a demon. Sorry, Malevolent. Can I get XP for that?

That'd be fucking sweet.

Hello?

Yes, it's that time of month again. Hello?

Send your finest over to clean my abode.

Cleaning?

Oh. That would be water boy, wouldn't it? Thoroughly and quickly. Okay, mobility. Politely put up with this frequent caller.

Fuck.

Only being able to send one hero sucks.

Hell yeah.

Okay, how do we do? I feel like this is a fail as well.

Oh yes!

Good job, Alana fucking crushed it picking fights at random at the convention center it's weird can you make it stop

some guy dresses for the Abba man deescalate the fight between okay you're going in anyway I've been wanting to fight

bait-and-switch they're the bait I'm the switch I think both of you actually

we're sending you in as well because you need don't even try it

blonde is still out sick shit maybe but yeah I haven't heard anything from him

since last night funny I thought it was gonna catch me on the way in. Fuck me up in the parking lot.

Yeah, I thought so too.

Okay, let's wait. I mean, this has to be 100%.

Alright.

I'm confused. I thought that would be more difficult

Nah Hey team blazers doing a speech over the college and one of you will be there to hear it

Let's in a visit going we can get another power for We can still wait a little, wait a little If Invisigol is on the team XP rewards are doubled Oh has to be. The connections of Invisigol can reveal the number of slots and crime type on Hover for certain calls before they happen

Whoa

Wait does that help that much? Before they happen. And crime type. That seems really good. But I also- I'm also the type of person that anytime there's a chance to get XP faster in a game, I usually just pick that.

But she has to be on the team for that. This seems good. Damn, she's so cool. She's just gonna remind me of Fetch from Infamous. Okay, people are resting, resting, resting, can't hold out.

No one believes me, but there's definitely a ghost in my house. Anybody over there good at exorcisms or whatever?

Okay, should we send the demon?

Rolling out.

You two go.

Well, ghosts are bullshit, but spirits are real.

Can confirm.

Ah!

The election's coming up and we're hosting a little roast of the mayor. An SDN hero would really round out our guest list.

Oh, fuck, all I have is golem. Entertain the mayor and SDN hero would really round out our guest list. Oh Fuck all I have is golem

Entertain the mayor and the live audience. It's a roast but be smart. We don't well I can't do this I need Missed one I need intelligence for it and

Busy looks like red ring in the free goes shit the red ring is closing in on this biker gang

Oh, that's actually the free goes there an e-biker gang way worse

Does he fill up all three slots And calls are great in two slots certain slots may grant plus two stat golem expanse to fill each empty slot increasing his stat by 25% per slot I feel like he can do it on his own honestly enhanced your ability assault

Yeah

Oh, so there's gonna be pissed I was beginning to believe Anders tanks wife liked both taste and sense

Hey, maybe she's not going to hell after all

Yeah, but only if you marry a billionaire true true true shout out

You are right on mate if there is spooky shit going on, I will snizzle right out. Yeah. Phone her friend. She's able to get... Haunting of Craven's Avenue. I hope Craven is a... I mean Craven is just a word, but I hope it's a reference to Wes Craven. What are we doing with you? Maybe combat, maybe vigor? I hate that you're kind of all over the place for me.

Who else has combat and vigor? Or who else has high charisma? I think it's only punch up

Yeah, I want to do that Okay, let's see how golem does he should he should fucking nail this he's my goat

Dude golem is busted! He's so fucking good! Let's increase your... Combat, yeah. That's kind of crazy though, to put Charisma in on top of that. I guess talk your way out of the fight, maybe?

Well this one's fast.

Delivery bots.

Okay.

What if I send you two?

Don't die or I'll kill you. Come on, punch up, say something back.

This looks good. Um Robbery downtown suspect is in pursuit, but we need SDN to

defrost the bank The yachties have taken over the mayor's after-party. They're holding everyone hostage Rescue the hostages apprehend the yachties before they get the ransom money. Okay, so you

You

Yeah, that's good, that's good double or up I forgot that you can do that you need XP though I kind of want to just send you in but I'll be short on staff like this The faction of light needs your help to overtake the faction of darkness.

Preferably before 8 when the park closes.

What the fuck is a LARP?

It stands for live action role play but it's not a sex thing. It's like people dressing up and playing pretend type shit.

Still sounds like a sex thing.

Yeah.

It sure does. So...

I'll handle it.

Ma-ma-ma'am.

Okay, you have to stop calling me that.

You guys have synergy, which might work. Golem could have gone in probably... on his own, but... we'll see.

This is tricky.

Fucking nuts.

Gotta love him. You know they even made the park into a hellhole? This is tricky and you failed it I would have thrown fists. Okay I want to increase your how much intellect do you have? Seven. Okay since you go with me a. I need to intellect and mobility are the two things I lack

So I'm gonna do this and then your combat is four but your figures one so I'm bringing my vigor up to seven

Because I'm gonna pair them up whenever I can so I'm hoping that that's a good choice

Melt the ice break the ice. Oh break the ice. We can send gold in it. Use your fists or whatever it takes to break the ice. Be careful to not hurt the civilians trapped. I feel like he can do it. I Didn't know there was a tiny man inside

Are you disappointed?

Choose a class to lead the faction of light to victory a rogue Would they be mobility barbarian is strength a bard is charisma. I'm gonna pick charisma fuck yeah yeah all right how are we balancing you out now you're starting to get okay you're you're you're- you are where everyone started now, so That has to mean something All right, let's see how we do That's pretty good

We're doing really well We're doing really well this shift. I'm happy if all else goes wrong from now We've done very well, and the shift is ending so I can probably Use one of my things An uncertified forklift driver dropped an entire shipment if your kid recover what you can have the shipment before it becomes waterlogged so what

you're saying is speed is key switch I'm sending both of you I want to hear Fuck off! I wanna hear... Knuckles. Knives.

Come on. Come on.

G-give it to me. Oh wait, I should put you in the second slot, shouldn't I? In one of the comics, it shows- There's some really great fanart between Coop and Punch-Up. In one of the comics, it shows...

That she tried to stab punch up, but he's so sturdy that her knives wouldn't go through

That's how you bond

An absolutely fucking beautiful day if I do say so me self Touch up to the retreating delivery bots reprogram them to not attack humans while keeping their sentiency. Balls. I don't have people that can do this. Because even if I take one person out of resting, I don't have...

Like, I don't think Malevola has high, yeah, able to do that and neither do you. Ideally I'd be sending Prism to do it. And Invisigal together but I mean what are you going to do? Who does Invisigal? She merges with Golem? Oh but I haven't been sending anyone with Golem. Sorry, sorry. I need more people to be rested

Dude

Golem is off the charts Jesus that took forever. Holy fuck This really looks like downtown LA this looks like Is this right next to where the target in Glendale is next to the Americana you come down? I think this is where me and Ethan recorded the intro video to or like the announcement video for brainleaf we walked down and there was a billboard that we Put our own thing on we walked down like a over here. Is that where I'm thinking it is?

Okay, maybe your mobility can go up. Maxed out a hero. Really? Oh, rank 10, so you can't get any more upgrades? Oh shit. I thought these could go to ten

Golem's my first maxed out hero. Well. I've been able to send him on his own everywhere

Which kind of sucks cuz invisigal isn't getting the

The points that I really want her to get There's some activity down in the sewers. My tenants are getting uneasy. Can you folks look into it?

Okay, investigator reports in the sewers. My god, you guys are all fucking busy and resting. You guys are a good success rate together. Go.

Oh, we got the snacks.

I thought you said you had it.

No, no, that was me.

Night everyone.

Oh, I'm pretty fucking beat.

I'll see your dumb asses in the morning.

I've got the booze.

Folks down for a carpool?

I got a rune shotgun.

I would like a ride.

I'll bring extra towels.

Nice. Nice, that's my fucking goat duo right there.

Ah.

I only have one more point.

I guess that's gonna go into mobility. Oh, and this is the last point for you? Well, it has to go into combat then. Nice. Punchip was my second maxed out character.

Hell yeah.

I like that. Ha ha. Ah, I'm having so much fun disrupted sonar what a good done good sonar sonar and malevolent go well together as well gauge and diplomatic relations that's gonna be charisma win them over with kindness now that's gonna be charisma. Huh? There's an entire race of mole people living beneath Torrance. The Red Ring is also here to try to establish contact with the mole people.

Oh fuck.

Oh, that's a fail. That's definitely not gonna work. Oh, that's a fail that's definitely not gonna work oh that's twice you guys were

so close

I fucking maxed out well can this come back down oh yeah bring a hero back from being downed I didn't even know you could get downed and This a random point, okay Damn I'm maxing out all sorts of shit right now, and we have two chapters left after this Okay mobility who is getting that

You I haven't been able to do a whole lot with her so it's been unfortunate. I mean, you know, it feels like for the first time in a long time I can see a life without Mecha-Men. And which I'm sure you would appreciate.

It's been nice that we get to spend more time together, right?

I don't want to die in the suit, feels like.

I don't want to die in the suit. I want to die in that suit I

Think for a long time Maybe I did like It was the only option Whether it was the suit exploding or just me keeling over in it as an old man Figured my story would always end in there But not so much anymore.

Ugh.

But just when I feel like I got a handle on it, got it figured out, I think about Chase, and my dad, and Shroud,

then I get all fucked up.

You know what I'm saying, beef? Beef!

You know what I mean.

Yeah, exactly see this is why I appreciate her talks

Hey Hey! Are you decent? Definitely a house that needs some walls. Yeah, I told them that the last time I came. Somehow it looked worse.

Why are you... what is this?

What's happening? We came to save the day!

Or the night. We've come to save the night.

Alright, that rubs out by the way.

You just have to put a little muscle into it.

Do you know where you'd want to hang this? Mm-hmm.

Ha ha ha! Holy shit! People are coming here to my home. Look, I'm not really in a party mood right now. Not what it looks like to me with your tidy whities.

Okay, she just touched my...

This is your family photo area?

Kind of morbid.

Which I'm kind of into.

Is that my work computer?

We figured it out, brother. The man can be Mecha again.

After your little premature jack explosion, I had this feeling like I'd seen it before.

Then Vizzie asked me to get the energy reading we got this morning and cross-reference with recent calls.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not destroyed?

Nope. And a bunch of B-grade villains have been trying to unlock its power only to end up blowing their asses off like you did. Damn. Then they sell it on the next sucker and the same shit.

It's passed hands at least four times that we've tracked.

How does Shroud not know this?

I was gonna say.

They probably think like us. They think it was destroyed. But he's no smart fucker and he gonna figure it out soon enough.

That's why we get to it first. Which is why we're having a party. The Z-teamers know every low-level supervillain in three counties. We track its location, they'll know who has it. Then we kick in some doors, knock some heads, snatch that shit back, and you'll be Poulsen or whatever in no time.

Regardless of how this plays out... Thank you, both of you. I'm just, you know, I can't remember the last time someone did something so...

Ah! Ouch!

What is wrong with you?

Just... get gushy after we find the shit.

So, one of the last pings that we got was from a boat over here in Marina del Rey.

Which is?

Oh, yachty territory.

Why, she's here first. You know much about those guys?

Uh, old money crew of Ascot wearing coke heads. Skylar O'Kady runs it now. Three generations that family's been trying to finger me. What are they accusing you of? You're cute.

We're gonna ask you some questions about a piece of peck they moved. But first, I've gotta put on pants. Aww, what? But then I can't do that.

Yep, right on that. Keep close for BEEF! BEEF!

Pants are on, beers are out! Let's go! Where am I? There I am! Oh ho!

I'm gonna die in every dream, see you in a million dreams Ah!

They're here as well!

Damn! She's so tall.

Yeah get it Chase.

Come on punch up show them your moves. Yeah, get it Chase! Come on punch up show them your moves. No, of course the Irishman is just sitting there drinking Oh man, the internet is gonna love these chapters Come on Robert dance

She's definitely gonna be a problem. Why isn't always a warehouse by the docks? It's where stuff comes in and stuff goes out. Not a rocket scientist, are you?

No. That was my dad. What kind of security are you dealing with?

That's where it gets tricky.

Shit.

And more than shit, you need a fucking army.

I'll go.

Can't shoot what you can't see. Look, this is really great work, but doing this tonight is out of the question. I'll go. Can't shoot what you can't see. Look, this is really great work, but doing this tonight is out of the question. Hitting a secure location like this is something they would handle downtown. Are you kidding? There's enough firepower in this room to take down a fucking kaiju.

Bunch of drunk-ass Z-teamers, please. Y'all wouldn't make it past the front door.

No one's asking you to do a goddamn thing okay? Hey, no need for that We take the day to plan it with downtown and hit the warehouse tomorrow night tomorrow night This thing's not gonna sit still for that long if we don't grab it someone else

I kind of agree with making a plan this but blazers right we make a plan no need to rush this

There's no guarantee. It'll be there tomorrow. We need to go now. She said no

You understand that word or is it got too many fucking syllables for you?

Why don't you go walk your ass around a mall, grandpa? Heroes are talking.

You are no fucking hero.

Whoa, hey.

She named you Invisigal, you named yourself Invisibitch, and you had it fucking right.

Chase, you're drunk.

You need to stop talking.

You wanna get people hurt? Get people fucking killed? Then you need to go back to the team where you belong. Okay, no. Chase, that's enough.

This is craaazy.

She thinks she's like you, but she's not. Robert doesn't need to keep going out there with no powers, putting his life on the line to make up for assholes like you. He doesn't need to be Mecha Man to be a hero. You're playing them, you're playing yourself. Oh.

Shit! Oh my god, Vizzy, wait! That was a nice overcore. That bitch sent his ass airborne.

How are you not dead?

Chase, are you alright?

That's enough for tonight. I'm sorry this turned into whatever just happened. Anyone who utters one word about what happened tonight fucking answers to me. Got it?

She recorded that video.

Visigoth.

Yeah, so I might have to do that once a month or so as a release of my hatred for you but perhaps with some time You'll be less of a bitch to me Yeah, we'll see Happy housewarming bitch your place fucking sucks.

There's definitely gonna be a moment that comes out that she was working with Shroud.

Are you in timeout? Because you were bad.

Thought you went home. Came back to apologize.

All these god damn apartments look the same.

That guy watching us from the balcony, walked into his house, thinking it was yours.

Sorry about that. Fuck you! Hey, he said he was sorry. Well, fuck you too! Okay, let's just... I'm not going to be a bitch.

I'm not going to be a bitch. sorry about that fuck you he said he was sorry fuck you too okay let's just this ain't vodka she told you made quite a first impression didn't know you wouldn't end up spitting in people's mouths kinky shit it's that internet Okay. Now you a pretty good run. You ever think about why we do what we do? Help people. Put it all on the line for someone who won't ever know your name, won't send you a thank you card, won't be at your bedside when you get hurt. It's just the right thing to do.

Sure. And you think the Z-Team will be able to tell the difference? That first week...

Busy. I was gonna walk off the team. You know, she's feeling low. Talking about how she was born with powers that always meant she'd end up as a villain. Like it was...fated. So obviously I gave her the pep talk, you know, like, that's all bullshit. You make up your own fate, yada yada. I don't even

remember what I said, but I do remember thinking, oh, fuck. Yeah, that must have been hard. Like, if I didn't have you, you know, and my dad, where would I have ended up? You were always good. That was always in you. It's what makes us different from a thief like her.

Oh, come on. You've stolen things, too.

What? You racist motherfucker. I never stole a fucking thing in my entire fucking life. Chase, you've literally stolen things for me. Oh yeah, but that doesn't count. That was for somebody else.

What? You quietly contemplating?

Yeah, I guess I hadn't considered some things. But I think the answers are out there. If you just listen to the wind. I see why you and beef get along. Oh, where's my guy? I'm sorry. My poor boy. That's it. As my boy. There's my good boy. Who's a good boy beefy? Oh, he's the best character

Something happening. Oh, no, did she go anyway?

Is there a mic on this hey, hey, can you hear me the fuck are you doing? Fuck. It's not good beefy boy you know who's a real pain busy you're disappointed I'm disappointed I'm sure Chase will have

some shit to talk but I'm here and this is our last chance of getting this thing

okay maybe if I can hack into the system I can trace the energy signal check the

message something would be great yeah let's start with something Okay, here I go I'm hacking again just call me mr. Bobot oh Christ I fucked this up last time

Wait what is oh shit need a password, okay?

Like none of these seem to get closer. What am I missing? Okay, up, up, right. Is that the full password? Okay, that's not it. It's cool that I'm like in the building.

There it is.

Hey, I'm getting a huge energy reading coming from the captain's quarters.

Right, and I'm supposed to know where that is?

See that tower? The biggest one, it's at the top. Oh, perfect.

So you want me to cross this active battlefield?

I didn't want you to do any of this shit.

I get it.

Okay, Jesus. I didn't want you to do any of this Whoa, who's that guy? Oh, hey, there's a door to your left Dude how am I hacking a fucking boat door? Oh Dude how am I hacking a fucking boat door? Oh my god. She has health. I don't like that Okay, I'm I'm working on it. I'm trying I'm trying my best here. Oh

I think I can use this

I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is a lot of pressure left left up, right? Okay, almost got it

Okay, okay busy leading towards that

Okay, where am I going first?

At the tower, do your thing!

Working on it.

Work faster!

Oh my god, you got there so quick. Okay, and I'll take this again. This is a lot of pressure

Busy cover your ears

Now I birds fly in around that look hey, just worry about not dying

They're all covered in red shit now does that mean they're all working for sure out Or part of the same thing

Why does the crane have the hardest controls I

Don't know bro Left left left right is that the full thing shit

Fuck me. They're mining me. Oh god. Oh

God, what do I do?

Okay, okay

Okay

Now the crane oh my god that was close

Let's go Ouch fuck yeah, this rules What kind of threat is that? You gonna give me diarrhea? Wait, no! That was predictable. Hehe!

I don't think it matters!

Where the fuck is this thing? Because that's not gonna hold him for long!

It's in the safe.

The safe? I don't know how to open the safe! I'm gonna hack!

Fuck! Alright, let me see what I can do.

I have too much power to be able to hack from this distance like this. I'd say this was excessive, but...

Just hurry up! You're almost through the door!

Oh fuck. Okay, if I go here... Oh shit! Okay, I need more electricity. God damn it, I need more! Fuck, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Is there more over here? Okay. Shit, what am I doing?

Stupid ass oh My god, there's even more of them now. Oh my god. There's even more of them now. What the fuck am I supposed to do? There's even more

Okay straight to three antiviruses in less than 15 seconds. Yeah, you fucking know it, baby

Fuck that guy. All right shit. There's no more. Okay, we done with that that bitch was there electricity to take him out okay follow me all? I don't know. Does it look like a little glowy butt plug? Uh, you know what? I guess it does. Okay.

So now all you gotta do is sneak past the-

Why'd it stop?

Shit.

Holy shit, are they- Robert, what's going on?

I'm here. Just hang on. trying to get the camera back online. I

See you you're good. Just take one step at a time

Oh shit! Hey, Vizzy, he's just gonna keep fucking with you, but you don't give up, okay? Vizzy, you gotta fight. Please.

Vizzy, hey, listen to me. You get up. Get up! Keeba.

No! He's gonna die to save her. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here. Oh you motherfuckers

Goddamn

The next chapter is gonna start with a funeral? I hope he's not dead. I hope that means he's not dead. That was so intense. Even 24% of players wanted to wait and make a plan to retrieve the astral balls. Yeah, I will admit after... I don't think most of the choices really matter I think This probably would have happened. I'm actually I don't know After I picked that choice, I did regret it. I did want to actually do

Tonight, but I was trying to listen to chase more than blonde blazer I was trying to listen to chase cuz I don't know I didn't want to go against him And it does feel like something Robert would do after getting his ass beat so many times. It feels like he would Want to step back make a plan and do it I'm worried that It's gonna reveal that invisigod worked for shroud before but doesn't now

But I think I'm worried that it's gonna reveal the blonde blazer works for him now Because somebody at that party heard our plan Maybe it was Prism she was recording But Shroud found out somehow that we Were going to attack that place tonight, so it's somebody on my team Except flambe because he wasn't there

That would suck

You and 7% of players danced in Invisi-Go As opposed to what I didn't pick any choices today. I guess if you're with Blonde Blazer at that point. You and 57% of players did a superhero pose. 85% failed to deal with Vanco's delivery bots. I didn't have anyone in that moment. I didn't have anyone to go with. 85% of players lost the mole- lost the mole people to the red ring You and five percent of players played as a bard in the faction of light. Hey, I had my charisma people there You're most in heroes malevola hundred percent. I'll activate it ten times

nice

Damn we only have two more to go! Oh! So intense! On the 12th! And we'll be at our finale and we'll get to see everything that happens. Wow! This is so exciting!

I'm so glad the game is doing well. I'm so glad people are into it. I'm so happy with everything that's going down. It's getting really intense now though. I am very curious. I have been going around and watching other people's

play throughs and reactions to see the beauty of a game like this. While you might sit there and be like, that's not what I would have picked. And I assume you're all going to be very cordial and behave yourselves and be very nice

about the decisions I pick that would never happen. It's Kenny from telltale all over again But the beauty in a game like this is that if you play it yourself You can make completely different decisions, and I am very curious how those decisions play out because nobody's gonna get everything right I don't think there's a play through you can do where everything is gonna Go perfectly the game is designed to kind of be like you get rid of Coupe something's gonna get in the way you get get rid of sonar, all those things get in the way.

I don't know, although sonar is one of the only high intellect characters on a base level. We can kind of kit anybody out to be high intellect later on, so it balances itself out. But you know what I mean? You can go back and forth on a lot of stuff like I'm so curious now if you picked to go there tonight What would have happened would it have been just the two of them? Like I want to see that scene now because again. I do regret not picking that's the only choice I think I regret in this chapter, but overall those two episodes were absolutely fantastic and

What was she's their name was Malevolent Gibb and Colm that's fun I like that anyway stay tuned next week big finale what's gonna happen well I mean I know certain things but I don't know everything I don't know the big picture I only know a little bit about what punch-ups gonna do so stay the big picture I only know a little bit about what punch-ups gonna do so stay tuned for what's gonna happen I'm very excited see you guys then