Today we're playing Dirt vs. Diamond Door Battle, and we're on Team Diamond.
And Zoe and I are on Team Dirt.Yeah, we're gonna win.
I highly doubt that.Diamonds are way stronger than dirt, and if we're gonna be breaking doors, I'd rather have diamond gear.
We have a chicken.He's gonna help us out.
Really?Yeah.Yeah.Well, let's see if that chicken helps you break that door.
Oh, don't worry.He will.
Alright, let me try breaking this thing.
You're not gonna be strong enough.Come on, Ross.Get it.Yeah.Oh!
Wait, what?You guys just broke the door down, but zombies came out of it.
Uh -oh.What the heck?
Yeah, if they can punch it with their fists, that's super easy, but you guys still got zombies You want to see a faster way to break the door down?
Yeah, let's see it here.
Check this out All I need to grab is just some wood make a crafting table and then I could just use this to make myself a diamond axe Look at that.I just made a diamond axe in like two seconds Well, that's why it's dirt versus diamond you guys have dirt to use for tools and stuff if you can even make that Let's see what you get out of your door.All right, watch this.Boom, one hit that door.One shot.
And no mobs came out of it.I am the goat.
And let's see.What did I get over here?Hey, Zoey, get out of here.
Yoink.
What'd you yoink?
Hey, was that in my door?Maybe, but it's now mine.
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Get started freeI couldn't even see it.Is that a glove?
Yeah, look, it's a diamond glove.
Oh, that's unfair.I didn't know we were taking from each other's sides.
Well, you should have thought about that.Yes, those yellows.It spawned whenever you broke the door.You need to make sure to get the items quicker.
Yeah, I guess you're right, Meebo.Didn't think they would steal it.Okay, well, Zoey, now we could use this glove to punch our next door.
Yeah, I'm gonna punch it.
It should be stronger this time.
I was supposed to use it for mine.
Okay, here I go.
I don't think the diamond glove is strong enough.
Zoey, punch it.I tried.I don't think we have anything stronger.
All I got is this axe and look it probably doesn't do anything, huh?You know what?Well if the diamond axe isn't strong enough, maybe there's another way we can get a tool
is a villager that lives right over at that house.Maybe we can ask him.
Get away from my house.I've had enough robbers today.Diamond axe?Well, I could trade you another diamond tool.Well, I could give you this drill.I don't really use it.
Yeah, here, check it out.
Yes, that is much stronger than a diamond axe.
Thank you, sir.I'm gonna go chop down some trees with this.Yeah.Good luck.I'm gonna use this diamond drill Hey guys, guess what tool I just got.Whoa.
What is that in your hand a diamond drill?
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Get started freeOh, yeah, I can now watch this.Oh Wait a diamond golem.Are you on our team, sir?I wonder if he'll attack Nico and Zoe.
Don't keep him away from here.
I think he's friendly He's not friendly.I'm just gonna move him towards you Now they got a golem to deal with Zoe use your glove attack him Diamond golem, what are you doing?Attack?
He buns.He's not buns.He is a little bit buns.
Aw, jeez.
He's a little berry bun.
Well, anyways, you guys are distracted now.How are you gonna break that iron door when you don't have a drill like us?
It's okay, cuz Nico has a plan.Well, I just crafted it.DIRT TNT!
You think that's gonna break an iron door?
Of course it is!
Okay, I'd like to see you try it.Alright.3, 2, 1, BOOM!Oh gosh, run, run, run!There's no way that TNT actually does anything.What?
Yeah!
Are you serious?Wait a minute.
A dirt creeper?
Wait, why is there a creeper?Yo!
Ehhh, no, no, no.Bring it together!
Do not bring it over here stop golem save me.Hey, yeah, we got a dirt creeper for you And why is it chasing me?You're supposed to be my defense come on golem get that creeper.
Why is it looking at me again?
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Get started freeOh, man?Okay?
You know what oh, it's attacking Zoe That's it.I'm using my drill.No no no no no get out of here.Okay.Ouch.I exploded of course It was on my side get your golem out of here.
He's trying to kill me now We have a golden door, but I doubt this drill is gonna be strong enough.It only works on usdoesn't it?Well, I don't have any other diamonds other than these.Here, maybe you can figure something out, Meebo.There's no way Nico and Zoe get through the gold door.
Yeah, and you guys have no more items.Where are you guys going?I have no idea what they're plotting, Meebo.
It's what must be done.It's okay, he's gonna die soon.I'm pretty sure.Yes, this is very useful.It's a diamond potion.Yeah, just drink it.
You're glowing now.You should have enough strength to break the gold door.Use the drill.
A bunch of these armor sets and also there's some scrolls.There's enough for both me and you Hey, Nico, we broke the gold door.
Yeah, we might be a little bit late, but so we are you ready?We crafted a dirt bow a dirt bow.Ah, three two one.Boom.That thing is weak.We might need a few shots Zoe take a bow for yourself.
Okay, we need double bow power.
Let's go.You guys are gonna be shooting that door for like a million years Yeah, don't worry.Yeah, that is not gonna happen.Do you guys need us to wait for you or something?Oh, wait a second.You just angered it.
Oh gosh, what the heck?Piglins came out of it.A bunch of piglins spawned out.Oh gosh.
Why are we getting all the bad stuff?
Yeah, can we get one good thing?
Well, if you anger the doors, they're just gonna spawn more monsters on you.Okay, well, maybe the door will open now.It opened, but you got aghast.
We didn't get a good thing.We got double trouble!
He looks angry.
Hey guys, get back over here!Oh, we got him!
They had a bow to counter him.I believe we can use our powers to break the next...
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Get started freeOh, you might be right, Meebo.This diamond door looks like it has a lot of health.And also, I think when Zoe and Nico broke their door, they got the same thing as us.We got a root and earthquake scroll.Well, we got shockwave and lightning scrolls.Yeah, well, let me try using this thing.
I need a target.Stand still.No, no, no.Hey, stop that.What is this?Are you serious?
Yo.Oh, yeah provides on your body.You can't move.Don't worry catch.I will get you out of there Thanks me bow.You know, we can use our powers on you too.
Okay.Yeah, try it then.Mmm.No, it's a waste of my time I'm just gonna use it on this door instead.
He's called us the waste of his time.
Remember that watch this shockwave scroll Oh Oh, sorry me bow, that's my bad.Let me try the lightning Lance.Oh Yeah, that was awesome.
Okay.Well, we didn't show you one of our scrolls.It's called the earthquake scroll what?You could probably shake the ground and let's go Well, you shook the ground but a bunch of diamond zombies came out.Oh wait, wait, what?And then I could use the root scroll on that.
Oh, oh my goodness.Okay, this is kind of overpowered You may have superpowers, but you still got a bunch of zombies to deal with.
Just give us a moment Why do they have diamond armor?I'll use the bow.
Can you help us over here?I think I'm just gonna watch you guys.Ooh diamond helmet Hey, by the way, you guys may have opened the door, but it just closed again.You know, you need to break it down Are you serious?Yeah.Oh, man.
Okay.
I got a helmet.Take me out.
Good job, Zoey.I'm going for it!
Is he really trying to use his fist?
Why don't we use the scroll?Okay, let's do our scrolls at the same time.You ready?Okay, ready.3, 2, 1, shake the ground!Okay!
Boom!
Wait, that's actually kind of smart.Same time.
It's not gonna work.
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Get started freeCome on, the door's about to open.How about I help you guys out?The shockwave scroll is way better.Oops!I should have told y 'all to stand back.Huh, if I can't break their diamond door, I don't even know if we can break ours.
I have this big -lightning magic effect that I haven't used yet.Okay, well, let's see if this works.Wait, you were right Meebo, that was the strongest power.Too bad Niko and Zoe don't have one.I would help you out, but I only had one scroll so it's kind of gone now.
Yeah, sorry guys.Dude that earthquake is not gonna do enough damage.Oh, no way it did damage over time and your door finally broke Well, we broke ours first and wait, I got an item from this Whoa, that's insane.
I got a battering ram.What?
Whoa, this could be used to break down my next door the emerald one, but that's dirt It's not strong enough I think it's pretty strong if we use momentum.
Yeah, it still looks pretty good.I think the battering ram will be stronger than we think.
Oh jeez, you think so?We could watch them use it.Okay.
Okay, ready?
All right, Zoe, I'm gonna use it.Okay, use it.I'm charging it up.
No way.All right, ka -chow!Oh, we opened it.You opened it, but a bunch of pillagers came out.Oh gosh, pillagers!
We gotta get rid of them.What are they doing?I'm getting - Use the earthquake!How did your door just break?Wait, what?Did you just break it down with your spell?
I think so.I don't know, but it's worth it.
You guys are actually killing the pillagers.Wow.Yeah, our spells are overpowered.Alright, let's finish these pillagers off.Wait, why are they dropping missiles?
That's weird.
I've never seen pillagers do that.Well, speaking of missiles, we still have our diamond rocket launcher.
Oh, yeah, it's gonna break the door in one hit.
Yeah, like that could break your door.Dude, Nico, it's a diamond rocket launcher.Obviously, it's gonna break the door.We'll see about that.Okay, watch this.Wait, hold on.
Why is it making a clicking sound?
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Get started freeThat means it's empty.You need missiles.
Oh, what?Hey, uh, you guys know how those pillagers dropped missiles when you killed them?
Oh, you mean these?
Yeah.Please, I need it for my missile launcher.
Oh, so nice.
Yeah, okay, we can trade for it.I'll giveyou some of my magic powers.Give me all of your magic powers.Oh, yeah, we'll give you the missiles Okay, fine.You know what?
Here's all of it People I had to we need the missiles what I'm joking.Sorry.
Oh, thank goodness.Hey you guys gave me two missiles I saw a lot more drop from there You liars.Meebo, shake him down.
I know you got more missiles on you.
Oh, he dropped something.Dirt?Oh, jeez.Okay, okay, fine.I believe you guys.Well, let's hope two missiles will do the trick.
Oh, here goes nothing.Let me reload it, and boom!Okay.Well, this is my last one, Meebo.Let's hope it breaks.Did it work?
Yes!Wait, what's this?We got a diamond tank, haha.Yeah, I'm totally not jealous or anything.I know you're jealous This thing is awesome.It's probably so much more powerful than anything else.
That thing looks sick We'll use it already on what the bedrock door this thing's gonna be impossible.Yeah, I have no idea how I'm gonna break this Yeah, this rocket launcher is basically useless.
It has no more ammo Maybe but it didn't work on Cassius Emerald or so.Why would they work on the bedrock door?
What no way whoa oh that was awesome, but I definitely don't think it's strong enough.I knew that was gonna happen We did get two more rocket missiles.I could try shooting it at this door.
I doubt it's gonna work.We should try to put the missiles in the tank.
True that, Meebo.I don't know if this takes the same missiles, though.Wait a second.I could just go on top of it like this and drive it up to the bedrock door.Wait, no way that works.Oh, yeah, it's gonna work.
Meebo, we don't have something like that.
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Get started freeYeah, we don't.Hey, guys, since you're having so much trouble with the bedrock door, watch me break this and just win the game right here.Wait, Meebo, how do you use it?It's a specific button.Oh, jeez.
You don't know how to use your tank?Hey, I'm figuring it out.That's embarrassing.
Tank, shoot!Oh, jeez.
Here, let me try it out.
Okay, yeah, you're probably way smarter than me.Meebo's gonna figure out the tank for me.Not because I'm dumb or anything, but because I just want him to have a chance.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Okay, whatever you say.Well, does it take these rockets?Hey, do you guys have any sort of ammo on your side?I'm just gonna check real quick.Wait, what do you mean maybe?What kind of ammo do you guys get?
We need it for the tank.
What will it take for you guys to give it to us?You need to help us break our door first.
What?No way!Yes way!We've been struggling with this thing and we have no items.
Well, we need your ammo so that our tank works.Well, we have a problem here, huh?Yeah.
How about we give you the ammo, but then you break our door first?
Mmm, I need to talk with my business partner.I like that idea.
I'm gonna talk with mine too.
Meebo, do you think it's fair?
Yes, you should take the deal.We'll get a better item than them.
Wait, what are they talking about?
Do we have cookies or steak tomorrow?I'm kinda hungry now.
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Get started freeCookies?a business meeting yes we are very important okay well anyways Meebo and I have decided that we will take the deal we'll break your door if you give us the ammo okay so we give them the ammo okay thank you now I'm gonna use this to only break my door on our door no no no on our door first okay fine Meebo you want to do the honors yeah there's the ammo okay oh I'm standing back oh you might have to shoot multiple give it another hit We're gonna run out of ammo for our door.Oh, geez.
Yes.
Well, we broke your guys's door.You're welcome.We did it Let's just hope we have enough ammo for hours.
It's okay.I believe in us.
Yeah, you got a meat Whoa, it only took one hit for us Wow, and guys that means we're on to the final door.Look at that thing Oh rainbow door, this is probably the only material that's stronger than bedrock and I have no idea how we're gonna destroy it No, we didn't
Yeah, look behind you.
Wait, what?Oh, I didn't even realize it spawned here.Look, we got a car.We got a car, too.You did?Wait, check out our, uh, dirt my car, too.
How is that gonna help you?I have an idea.Yeah, well, while they're thinking about it, I wanna check out this diamond car.Yo, this thing is beautiful!
It's definitely worth a lot of money.
Oh yeah, after we win this, we could take it home and sell it.
Or we could upgrade it too.
Oh, I like that idea.So what's your guys' plan?You got a dirt minecart and a whole bunch of dirt blocks.
Yeah, well, we're gonna need to generate a lot of momentum, so we're gonna make a rollercoaster.A rollercoaster?
Yeah, and it's gonna charge right into that door.Well, how is a minecart gonna break a door when it has nothing in it?gonna be in it.
Wait, what?I thought we were gonna put TNT in it.
Oh, I thought you'd be more effective.
What is that supposed to mean?
Wait a second.Would TNT in a minecart actually work?
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Get started freeIt would do a lot of damage.It seems very strong.
Oh, geez.
All right, and the roller coaster is done.There's no way this is gonna work.
Okay, place the minecart.
Okay, minecart with TNT is placed.Now activate it.
And it's going.
It's all made of dirt.No way.There's no way.
Come on.Whoa.Okay, we're gonna need more minecarts.
Come on, place it.
You have more?Of course we have more.
Alright, set it in five of these things.
Five?Okay, that's a little too much, guys.Wait, save some for us, because we might need it.No, you'll be fine.You got a car.
Come on, I think one more.
Oh my goodness, it actually worked.
Yes!
It's okay.
We still have our diamond card.Let's see if this works to hop in me bow.Let's go.This thing is very loud Yeah, it is which is a good thing loud cars mean they do a lot of damage Hey guys check this out diamond car break the door.Oh You broke the car your cars toasted, but you got through the door you smacked in that door.
Oh And now your car is no longer diamond.
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Get started freeOh, man. I can't believe I did all that for a broken car.Now, how are we going to sell it, Meebo?
I don't know.We could sell this armor that we got, though.
Yeah, that's probably worth more anyways.What did Nico and Zoe get?
DIRT ARMOR?
Well, you guys do love dirt.THESE PODS!Sorry guys, we're gonna have fun with our rainbow armor, and we're gonna become millionaires!
Give that to us!No!
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