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Oldest Player From Every World Cup Nation

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I have to build a team using the oldest player from every World Cup nation.Like Ronaldo for Portugal or Messi for Argentina.I'll then use it in a game.And any player that gets under a 10 match rating will be discarded.This wheel is gonna be picking the nations for us.

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Oh my God, I can't believe it.

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We're starting with El Portugal.So that means I can buy Ronaldo's best card.96 rated.star performer, look at his, it's not even that good.

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He better have five star, okay, at least he has five star, five star.All right, let's buy him, 2 .9 million coins.That is a very expensive start to this squad.Our next World Cup nation, where we are taking the oldest player, is gonna be Morocco.Now there's something I haven't told you.

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The only way I can reduce the discard level from 10, is by guessing who the oldest player is in each of the squads.If I can guess it right, It drops by 0 .5.And for Morocco, I have no idea.I am just going to pick the goalie, Bono.Okay, Bono is 35 years old, but he's not.He's the second oldest.

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The oldest in the Morocco squad is El Khajoui.He's 37 years old.He's not an FC.Do I get to add the next oldest, which is Bono?He's got a lovely Glory Hunter, Path to Glory.I don't know.

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It's green and purple.Get yourself in the net, mate.We love that.The only problem is, right, am I going to have a team full of goalies and a discard level of nine?Oh, everyone's...Oh, my God.

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I say nine, but the discard level is still ten, so I haven't got one right yet.You haven't got a Portugal?I would have got that right.Give me Argentina.Netherlands.

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Netherlands.I've got to be able to get the Netherlands.I want to say Virgil van Dijk, but they have got some other players.

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Van Dijk's what, 34?33?Something like that.They're coursing the team.He's got to be there as well.He's been around a while.

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De Roon.

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Virgil van Dijk.The oldest player for the Netherlands squad.

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Oh my god.Virgil van Dijk is the second eldest.34 years old.The oldest player.I said his name as well.Darun, 35.

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That's unbelievable.Oh my god, alright.Still at a 10 discard level.Has Darun at least got a good card on this game?I don't think he does.Darun, I don't know why I'm doing it in a Scottish accent.

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85 rated?You stink!

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Alright.Hey, it's not a goalkeeper though.That's good.It cost me 13 ,000 coins.

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And we're just going to have to put him in the midfield.Yeah.I'm not worried about discarding him.My main worry right now is that my team is going to be bad.Ronaldo is not going to get the support he needs, and he's going to get 100 % match rating as well.

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I know it.I know it.I know it.I know it.Jordan Henderson is England's oldest player in this World Cup squad.Second oldest player is Dan Byrne.

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I didn't even know he was in the England squad.Our oldest, Jordan Henderson.36 years old.Come on.For some reason, this boot will not just hang.Please tell me Jordan Henderson has got a good card I know he got a card about eight months ago when the game first came out like ratings reload or something.

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Oh My rough guys an 85 Jordan Henderson.What makes it even worse is I'm paying $60 thousand coins for an 85 rated.The only good news is because I got it right the discard level is now down to 9 .5 match rating.I've only got seven more players to get so seven chances at trying to lower it.Let's get our next nation and from here on there's another little twist I haven't told you about okay.No way.

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Every time I get one right going forward I can choose I can either lower the discard level by 0 .5 Or I can take the second oldest player in the squad instead of the oldest.I don't knowtoo many Norwegian players, even though I just watched them play Ivory Coast yesterday.It obviously isn't Haaland, it's not Odegaard.I think it's gonna be their goalie.I do remember their goalkeeper from last night's game, Nyland.

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I'm gonna say he is the eldest.pure guess.The second oldest in the squad is Solov.Got him.And the oldest, hey, Nyland, is 35 years old.Now, I obviously don't want to take Nyland because I don't want another goalkeeper on the pitch.

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What kind of card has Solov got?I think he's going to have a good card, you know.92 rated.Bang on.

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I know, road to the final.We're going to have to take, he plays right mid and right wing.There he is, 58 1 ,000 coins we're gonna buy him with a hunter put it right mid.I don't want him up front I'm saving this striker spot for somebody special.Okay.So as I took the second oldest I can't produce the discount level Okay, next nation.

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Can we get like a nation with a really good older player?Right, I know this one.This is Mexico.I do know this one.It's Ochoa.He's done six World Cups as well, I believe.

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Or is it seven?Ochoa, 40 years old.There are so many bugs in my room flying around the light.

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It's driving me mad.

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So I can take a 93 Ochoa, right?No, I can't do that card anyway, but I don't want a goalkeeper, right?Or do I take the second oldest player in the squad, Raul Jimenez?That's our other striker spot taken.He's a good card though, right?Oh my God, they are driving me mad.

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I'm going to have to say Raul Jimenez.He's a good card, right?We do not want a goalkeeper outfield.So I'm going to bite the bullet and put Jimenez up front with Ronaldo.

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I didn't want to do it, guys!Literally, this squad is all about protecting this one man.This one poor man.

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Let's get our next player.Five left.I get all five right and they're good positions.I'll get down to a seven discard level.It'll be amazing.

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Woo!Wait a minute.So I'm thinking that Messi is the oldest, right?Otamendi.I don't know why he's come to mind.He's not young.

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I don't know if he's in the World Cup squad.

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I'm gonna lock in Lionel Messi's the oldest in the Argentine.So Otamendi is the second oldest.He's38. Messi is the oldest at39. That is fantastic news.But now it leaves me in a real predicament.

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Do I get Otamendi?Who is the centre back?How good is he as a centre back?This is a big decision.Well, easy decision.Sorry, Otamendi.

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I'm buying myself 97 rated Glory Hunter Messi.Yes, I'm paying 2 .8 million coins for him.He is playing left mid.This is weird, isn't it?It's a real risk.that Messi might get discarded.

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Because I've taken the oldest and I got it right anyway, I can reduce the discard level.It is now at nine, which is still way too high for my liking, especially with this team.Next player, we need defenders.

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You'd think defenders would often be the oldest, wouldn't you?Oh, Spain, me?Spain, me?All right, Spain.Rodri?He's not that old, is he?

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Oh, Laporte.I think Laporte's older than Rodri, isn't he?I'm gonna say Laporte.The oldest player from the Spain squad is Borja Iglesias.33 years old.Laporte is the second oldest at 32.

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Is Iglesias in the squad?Yeah, fair enough.

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Well, this is going to hurt, right?I can't reduce the discard level and I have to take Iglesias.I forgot his name.A 91 rated.Honorable mentions, why do I feel like you can't buy that card?If I'm putting a base Inglisius in my team, you are subscribing to this channel, yeah?

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If I can't buy this special card, you have to subscribe.Right, okay guys, you have to subscribe.This is an absolute scam.I've got to buy his base 80 card for 400 coins and I have to play him.He's gonna get roid upright back in there.Now it's not just Ronaldo.

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for 2 .9 million coins.We've also got this messy for 2 .8 billion coins.

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We don't want to lose!Please give me a nation I know!I don't even know Brazil, I'm not gonna lie.

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Is it gonna be Granit Xhaka?I don't think it's Cobalt, don't think he's that old.Kiri's not in the squad, is he?I don't know, I'm gonna say Granit Xhaka.Granite Shacker.What?

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Granite Shacker is 33 years old.Remo Frueler is 34 years old.Who is Remo Frueler?We're gonna find out.There he is, 81 rated Remo Frueler.He's got a team of the season card, hasn't he?

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No, no, no, he's just got an 81.TD, oh my word.All right, I've got to buy Frueler.

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We've got to put him in the team.Look, he's got 58 pace.He has to go at centre back.There's no choice.Like, I wouldn't mind Croatia, because it's got to be Luka Modric, right?Germany, could that be Manuel Neuer, probably?

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We don't want Manuel Neuer.I don't know, guys.How about Egypt?Most likely, we don't need a right mid.

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We need a centre -back.Canada.I don't know.

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I have no idea.I don't think it's going to be their goalie.Sinclair doesn't look that old.Dane Alphonso Davies, Jonathan David.There's a...I genuinely don't know.

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I don't know.I'll say Sinclair, but I'm pretty sure it's not him.Canada's oldest player is Jonathan Osorio, 34 years old.I recognise the name, but that's all.Oh my word, he's only got a 71 rated card.Oh my lord.

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I'm going to concede so many goals.If I concede lots of goals, it hurts everyone's match rating, right?I don't care about discarding any of these, apart from these two.I'm going to get it wrong.Like nine match rating.

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Nine match rating is the discard level.You know what, I give up.I have no idea.I can tell you one South, ooh, Sittal?

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There's a guy called Sittal, isn't there?Sittal.I do, I think it's him.1999.Oh no, he's only 27.

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Great.All right, who's the oldest South African player?Dwayne.He is not in FC.Next oldest is Ronren Williams, who's 34.Oh, he's in, he's in the game.

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74 rated.Please.Oh, he's a goalie.He's a goalie, guys.Oh my, okay, fine.Yeah, he's a goalie.

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Oh guys, this is the worst news ever.Oh, this is so bad.He's got to go left back.This is my team.Anyone under a 9 match rating in this game is getting discarded.This is bad.

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Right, please have a bad team.That is not a bad team.Right, anyone under a 9 at the end gets discarded.The only way I can avoid any discards is if I get a rage quit because nobody gets discarded, alright?All I care about is Messi and Ronaldo.Nobody else.

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Ah!Oh, go on, bury that.Thank you very much.Right, we've scored straight away with Ronaldo, which is good.To get a 9 match rating, I think you need a hat trick.So let's just destroy them.

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If I concede, they won't rage quit.That's good.ROW HIM IN EARTH!Messi's done for, innit?Unless I get a rage quit.Maybe he's not.

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Bury it, bury it!Let's go, Messi!Let's go!Not getting him a 9, though.If we can get, like, one more each, we might have a chance.Yes!

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Messi, boom, assist from Ronaldo.Come on, rage quit, mate.I'm 4 -0.This is sad.I could win this game 4 -0 and I still might discard players.Cannot concede.

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You're gonna take him out.I don't care.We're gonna take him out.All right, I'm in trouble.They're definitely, definitely, definitely not rage quitting.Oh, do we see how bad it is?

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Okay, Ronaldo's all right.Ronaldo's on a 9 .8.Messi, he's on two goals, but a 7 .1.We've got to score some goals with Messi.Oh, that's good, no.Oh, what a goal!

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That's an assist from Messi!Let's go!Messi right...You cannot...He has to get over a nine that...They're gone.

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They're gone.They're gone.They're gone.They're gone.Guys, like the video, subscribe to the channel.We're going to check to see, at that point, would I have been discarding Messi and Ronaldo.

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And whilst I'm doing so, there's going to be a video on your screen for you to click straight after, which I know you're going to love.Okay, you ready?Ronaldo was safe and so was Messi.

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