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One of These Cups Has a Spider Under it..

One of These Cups Has a Spider Under it...

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I'm ripping past like a freak.

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Oh no.

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Oh no.

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No no.

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Pick all the corner ones then.

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Don't pick the middle ones Matt.

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No spider no spider no spider.

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Spider roulette is a game that is fairly simple. You and your friends are at a table and you put spiders under cups you then take turns with your friends Picking cups hoping there is not a spider underneath it. Oh, but when you do get a spider Look I was considering putting in a rack nephobia warning on this video But honestly if you're clicking on a video that has something to do with spiders Anyway, there's what is wrong with you if you have arachnophobia?

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Get off this video. Anyway, if you want more of this game, please leave a like on this and subscribe to the channel if you enjoy the content. It's been an absolute blast recording this absolute massive variety of content for me recently, so I hope you're enjoying it just as much as I am. I'm going to let you guys get to the actual video now. watching the first place and I hope you enjoy the rest of it yo

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yo low-key my ass kind of good I got a pee real bad should I pee now or pee in the middle this one I guess game bro lock in bro. Who got the code? I can I'll do it. Is that an L or an I?

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It's a J.

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I'm an L.

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What do you mean? Is that an L or an I?

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Bro, I really hope I'm not that guy on the right.

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I'm like 85% sure you're the guy on the right. I hate his haircut. It looks like your hair. He kind of look like an egg got cracked on his head Somebody took a cartoon ass bite out of your forehead, dude Why am I like looking so happy about the angle I have on your gooch right now. This is crazy Got him homie Welcome players

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Like beer pong I think

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Oh you get

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Yes, oh that's so cool, whoa, oh So it's like power-ups, okay, there's one there so much going on?

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I ain't afraid I'd afraid bro. That's bad. Bro this game already bullying Sovi.

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I will sit on the TV.

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Dude wait, do we get jump scared if you pull a spider? That's ridiculous.

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No Sovi not there. I'm gonna sit.

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Okay it's not that bad. I thought it was gonna jump up in your face.

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Oh okay.

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Wait so Sovi lost a lot. Oh I see. I thought I was gonna jump up in your face, you know Wait, so Oh

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I placed the spider there. I put it there. Why did I do it?

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He said I placed the spider there to me't talk to me. Don't talk to me.

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Don't talk to me.

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Don't talk to me.

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I'm not your own spider.

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I'm not the player you're looking for.

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I'm checking for other people.

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Oh, wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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I want it before you.

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Why?

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Why?

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Why? What is that? What is that? I think. Okay, alright. Oh.

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I thought it was like jumping your face. It scared me the way it zoomed in and made me think it was going to be bad. I just want to let you know, Sylvie, that I didn't choose to reverse it. I just opened the pack and it happened to be that card. You didn't have to do that.

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I'm going to flip my cup.

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You made the sandwich. That's all you bro. Haha, no spider here. What's up gang?

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What's the percentage here that's going down? What is that all about?

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Like that's it's that's-

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I think that's chances of a good card.

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Hello?

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Chance of good card?

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What's up?

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Is that actually what it is? I mean it's green and then the guy is at the bottom. So if you do the math 48% I'm talking if you do the math 48% this guy Every time I like those odds. Oh

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No

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Okay, if I'm gonna think like the three of you guys I would put one right here for sure right in the middle Yeah, I would probably not put one here See I know that rose on to me I know these things playing bongos in the background every time we pick one of these

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motherfuckers

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And then I I don't think anyone will put one here See this you gotta understand your enemy, you know, if you can understand your enemy you could win the game run knows a little bit too much You're gonna make it look wait pick one with like two next to it. Yeah, pick it on the left of that. I remember

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5:47

We know I put a spider there

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Same cup don't put anything spiders. No, you had three spiders, that'd be crazy.

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Man, I don't know if these cards are worth it at all.

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Yeah, I almost feel like it's worth it to just pick up one cup. Oh, but I got 54% chance of winning.

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Surely, right?

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Oh, this one again.

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Yeah. Gotta scan the middle man All right, so he's gonna get pick up every cup on the table Wow quick with that just don't pick the corner one. I already know the corner is good right a lot of bro I don't trust that corner one at all. I think the corners are safe Don't pick the middle ones man No spider no spider no spider I was dramatic bro. Oh my good sounds Let's do it right in the middle surely right in the middle

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What what is that Oh wood pattern I Want to stay away from here because

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My god He's like that. He's simply like that. Oh god! Now you're fucked.

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Nah, he didn't pull an area.

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Now, ooooh.

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Go dead center, bro.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

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Someone put him in the center, bro. Trust. Someone thought it was so funny to put him right in the center.

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And then Sovi said he put a spider here,

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so I think that's that one. I don't know. I don't know about that. When I did the radar, there was either one in that cup or the one in the bottom left cup. There's one in either of those cups.

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I don't know which cup it is.

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Yeah, I know. I'd fuck it.

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What if there's two in each though?

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Pick the corner one.

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But it's so deadly. The corner hasn't been touched suggest that the person who put him there is avoiding that on purpose I don't trust anything in the corners, bro. Okay. I'm scared because you're scared of it. So I'm terrified I won't touch it because you won't touch it

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That's my spider Frank Frank, Frank Spider. No way. Oh, it's looking, it's looking good for your boy,

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ain't it?

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Eh-hee!

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Actually, I'm docking Insta-Rip.

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I'm about to get killed.

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I'm about to die.

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Watch, now I'm gonna pick one who's gonna tell me to shoot myself in the face

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with a real gun in the world.

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All right, nevermind, we're good.

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Go ahead. Good good good rip a pack come on

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That's good spider that's good coming down to the wire. We get back to the skip.

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God damn.

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Is he gonna go for a corner?

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You don't play for in there. I like it. I'm chilling, bro.

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I'm chilling, bro.

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You're trying to say me out, bro.

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I'm inside your head.

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I know where you can see spiders.

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I can see spiders.

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I can see spiders

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I can see them. I have a man. It's one right here

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Pick a pack pick the pack, okay

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Just pick the one cup

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Yeah, you definitely are

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Get him out the game get him out of you can't do it you can't do it. You can't do it. You're not built like that. Ooh, if I was a spider, I would hide under that.

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Ooh.

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Give me two.

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That's a lucky guess.

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That's a lucky guess, but you can't do it two more times.

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Dang, and that was just the first one.

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You can't do it two more times. I'm gonna put real spiders in your house.

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10:58

There's a spider in your house. I know I hate what it does. Oh my god Ron James of not finding spiders under cups

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Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I'm a senator choose dead center

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I feel like everybody was thinking dead center. So nobody's gonna pick dead center. You know, I'm saying One of these corners is untouched though, you know what I mean? Oh, I don't know This one definitely has one right because Matt said he scanned it and I picked the other one that luckily enough didn't have it It does I put it there

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One of these corners is free One of these corners is free dude

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No spiders in one of these corners Okay, I'm gonna judge the crowd reaction over once I scroll over what do you think? AH! Give me like a Give me like a No spiders in one of these corners, okay, I'm gonna judge the crowd reaction over once I scroll over what do you think? Okay, I like the feeling of this one because Matt got quiet That's where Sophie spider What was that okay, I'm taking one of these I'm taking one of there might be a spider under there you don't know

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You don't want to select the center cup? Not really man. Dude, they're gonna be gay.

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Oh god damn it!

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Oh my gosh.

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Oh my god.

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Oh, 57% chance of good.

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Fuck yeah dude. Oh no.

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Yeah, you're dead buddy.

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I don't think there's any empty cups left.

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Damn, don't mind if I do.

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That one's mine. Smee, if I do. That was mine.

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Ah! Smee did you do three in a row?

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No.

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No.

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Why'd you pick the center one?

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Nah.

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Oh my god dude. That one scared me. The center part scared me. I'm gonna try and get a skip. My god All right, check my game between the middle cup. Briar Middle Cup free.

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I don't do that. I'm going to keep

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a spider there.

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Now, I should like connect for free in the middle.

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And there's not so many.

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His first copy flipped over was his own spider.

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That's funny.

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I want to talk about it.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Did anyone of you know here?

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Oh, yeah.

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Who is this about here? Spider I'd probably be

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Okay Ah! Fuck! Okay. Okay, I still got a life. I'm a fucking skedaddled on out of there. Smitty did do three in a row in the top left corner.

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And it worked. There has to be spiders under every cup, right? Hey, which spider do you want to meet?

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I'm going out on my own volition.

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I'm going to do it.

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Mine's in there too. Did he eat my spider?

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Where did mine go? I don't know man.

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Survival of the fittest.

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Woah! 64% chance!

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Come on!

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Yeah!

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They're just gonna skip back and forth.

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How's my chances?

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I'm taking it.

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Why do you have good chances? I can't. my chances my chances pleasure playing boys should we should we go to the next game or yeah I might survive low-key I don't know how to if you're lucky

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Like that whatsoever, that's not true, bro. I finally won something's cuz I'm skillful and I have all the tools equipped to win

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All right, boys make sure you pick places you didn't do last time okay, I'm gonna pick the middle I'm going all three in the middle

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Pick a nice try to do that. It didn't work. Yeah

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Okay, like I gotta remember where I put my own spider

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Cuz it doesn't like tell you I don't pull the Sovie yeah, don't do that

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No way Spider game bro What is this all right don't worry guys I'll get a skip turn to watch it Okay, go'm going quick. I'm going quick. Oh

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My god, this might distract this might be the strat is I don't know if that's it what wait what how did I do that?

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It's good now it's crap that works. No. It was having fun. Okay, you know what?

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Right back to it I'm leaving I'm leaving the good so surely are we sure that's what that means Oh my goodness great, what's that just got fucked you might die in one shot here Pick one with already cups dude because then wait no that's bad actually Oh Wow, it's just one in mine. Holy crap

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This game has no skill this is all I see a leg. I see a leg on the table. What's going on here? What's going on with this one right here? Let him out, bro. Let him out.

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Hey, you gotta get-

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Oh, he's trying to head out.

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He's trying to leave.

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It's a traffic jam, damn.

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Help.

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Please!

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I put one there.

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No, you didn't.

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You're lying.

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Oh my god, he did. Dude you son of a gun freaking buster What even play What is this bro, you know the skips you get the skips under his hands his arms, that's a spider No, stop you don't mean that

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Dockeys a lot of things but you can never call this honest

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Yay

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Now I know I put any cup don't we play spiders you no one put any company cups on the spiders here I don't know spider day

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Okay I don't know spiders a Okay

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Corners are safe. No, I'm picked the corners. I feel like is we're all scared of corners before now. I see one shake it all funny

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I don't think Doc. He's lost a heart.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, sigh, sigh.

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Something's in the air.

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Aspiration sadness.

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This one right here.

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It's all good. It's shaky, though. Yeah, it's not good.

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That's my spider.

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Yeah, I own a bitch.

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I'm sorry.

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I still be. I Don't know where to put them dude good advice don't do that again, okay

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I'm joking. I'm joking

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Quality look at our fucking hearts compared to this guy. I See you guys

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I'm joking. I don't know

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Mmm, no one put into the corners. Don't put it on the corners of proof safe thus far. That's far. That's 50 50 50 50 I died of the corner last time surely this time I don't die

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Mate I don't know about that math, but hey not my spider. It's got one

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We just are dying you select down. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, that's crazy, dude Oh that other corner. I don't even care. I'm pulling cards

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That's crazy. Yeah die. There's three hearts right now. You're dead. Good. That's one. Oh my god

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Somebody remove a heart from this guy, please

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like me

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James i'm flipping cops up. Oh wait, that's my head, that's not my spider. Never mind. I lied Why did that guy jump why Smitty spider so aggressive

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They call the jumping spider

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So what happens if you die on your first pick here?

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I'll kill myself.

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You have to like lift another cup.

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I believe that's actually my spider.

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Whoa, wait, no it's not.

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This isn't your spider.

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Oh my God.

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He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he.

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All right, all right, all right, all right. play hot or cold hot hot hot hot hot oh my god dude blood's dead rip he's trying to kill you dude why did that one just jump at the camera bro yeah why did he do that that Anyway skip turn Just one just one skip turn at least I didn't die first Okay, we're alive I'll do the bottom right one shut the hell up Shut the hell up I

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Okay boys come on fellas you too, I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I'll tell you what this might be just a

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Select a cup angle it might be do it do it. It's like the car. What if you get lucky? I'm feeling lucky

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You should have flipped that muffin listen and learn listen and learn listen to learn that's my spider. Dude, that's my spider! Hey!

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I win.

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Alright, one more? I don't know.

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My spiders are placed in a very inconspicuous location.

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I still got three spiders, I don't know where to put them.

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Oh my god.

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Okay, so I'm gonna be honest I depersonalized when I placed my spiders. I don't know where they are. Okay, well let's find them. You depersonalized like looked away. I was Steve. I was Steve for a couple minutes. You just became Steve. I think it's not no no no no no no no no those are alive just kid you're a little trickster aren't you I'll kill you. I'll kill you. All these action cards

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freaking suck man. Okay.

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How about this one? You didn't place a spider in there. I did. That's a spider.

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Yeah, that's a spider.

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Wow.

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I would've picked that one there.

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Okay, how about this cup?

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I don't know. You didn't place one in that cup.

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I'm just gonna pick one cup. This cup You didn't place one of that cup

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Mean statistically it makes more sense because if I'm gonna I guess we play autistically here not statistically so flip the fucking cards

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I'm not gonna lie. I really thought my spider was under there You know

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Spiders are I'll say it. I'm man enough to admit it.

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I don't know where my spiders is at.

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I'm man enough to admit it, I lost my spiders.

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You might find them.

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You might find them right here. I Don't fuck with this guy this guy's got bad vibes

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I don't like the way he's just looking at me right now center one. No one did Center

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Yeah, I don't think it ever got pretty tired of Center Wow

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My garden nobody put it there.

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Action!

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Pack!

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Damn. It sucks I went uninstalled it.

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Yeah, it's a chug game.

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People for game for chugs. Clear out the middle, Sovie. Let's get rid of all these cuffs in the middle.

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I don't trust a goddamn word you say. If I'm being so for real. Let's clear up those three cuffs that have my spiders.

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I'll do it I'll do it I was my spider! Dude, I found my spider! Let's go! Oh, hell yeah dude, congrats. Alright.

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Alright, I'm clearing out the middle.

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These other two are clear down here.

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Live spider reaction.

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NO!

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Alright, someone's gotta get rid of that other one. I just went big dick mode on those three cups, not even fear in my lungs.

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What?

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Oh.

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Wait, wait, wait, look at the health!

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Okay, well, go ahead.

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It's ready to set you up.

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Yeah, clear the middle cup.

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Is that yours? Did you put yours there? Yeah, there's a spider under the cup. You fucking son of a bitch! Okay, I go ahead

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It's the safest bet

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Finally it's been years since I've had a skip turn. We haven't played for 35. It's been years.

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Why are we all Eds the fuck out of this?

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It's just an outside cup. Yeah!

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Yeah, I got a spider in that one.

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You're a dirty little liar, Noki. Yeah, I put spiders under every cup. If you ask me if I put a spider I put spiders plenty of videos of spiders under cups. I put a spider under every cup Oh my god One more so the problem is I'm kind of scared of my own spiders cuz I have only seen one of my spiders

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And I have no fucking clue where they're at. Where could they be?

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corner

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Again you idiot die

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Alright packs only met

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Sure

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Backs only yeah, I love this fucking deal. It's gonna be tough when I get picked for them

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That's alright nice W spider docky W spider you could deal with that it's fine he's gonna fuck up he's gonna fuck up

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My god

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Say that he doesn't have to pick after that. That's ridiculous. Yeah Why you pick up spiders out of cups pal? All right, so there's two over here

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Was it is it at least four? Yeah

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That wants me I think that one's good

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He's trying to get me to pick another cup. He's trying to get me to pick another cup. No, I'm not. He's literally trying to get me to pick another cup.

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No, it's not.

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All your spiders have been picked.

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No, I promise you my spider ain't in there.

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You're trying to fool me so I go on a different cup to your actual spider. Fuck you. Cup to your actual spike fuck you You really try to play the mental game

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He should have been more honest

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