Our Trip To HAWAII.. (VLOG)

Well, well, well, what is up YouTube? I am using my indoor voice right now because it's like seven in the AM. I am on a time change because I am on vacation because I am in the beautiful, amazing Hawaii. And yes, that is how you say it.

I'm gonna be vlogging the trip on my off week here. I'm here for a week, got in yesterday, but today is the real deal, the first full day here. I tried to bring my cameraman boyfriend, but he was busy on the QSMP. He can't take PTO this week,

so I had to bring somebody else to help me.

Cameraman, come on in here.

Come on in here.

Riley!

Riley!

Riley! Come on in here. Surprise! We're here one week in Hawaii. There's literally cats looking at us right now. We're at a nice little condo here.

What's up? You have to get this!

Oh my! Kitty off rip!

Hello little kitty!

Kitty off rip! Okay, well we actually didn't end up feeding them because all we have is cheese-its and Oreos.

And I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's cat safe.

Speaking of food, we have both been here before. When I came here, the number one place I remember is this place, we got breakfast burritos. I'm gonna take you, hopefully it still is good, to get the best breakfast burrito of your entire fucking life.

It is called Kona's, let's go there now.

First transition.

We have arrived. It is right around the corner, but cannot have breakfast unless you've done a fit check. Rate the fit. Let me know if it's zero out of 10 or 10 out of 10. Much love from Mahalo.

Okay.

First meal, breakfast burrito. The best one in all of the world. It's like unwrapping a baby.

Look how big and juicy.

Oh, this is kind of foul because they can't eat it with me.

Mm, love sour cream.

Get in there. Not too much now. Yeah, pretty good right? Guys, not sponsored. If you're in Oahu, come to Konos. Best breakfast burrito you'll ever have. Okay. Damn! You want the whole thing? What the heck? Are we in focus? Hey, if we're not in focus, I don't give a shit. If you're watching the vlog, I don't give a shit. If you're watching the vlog, I don't give a shit. So our first coffee matcha run of the trip.

This is honestly one of the most important parts of the trip. If you don't have a good local coffee spot on your vacation, then it's going to be the worst vacation ever. It's also a little hot in here.

I'm going to turn on the car.

That would be great. Right, instead of whipping the camera out, let's make sure we get that. You explain what you got first, try it, let us know if it's flop or stop.

Flop or bop.

Yes. This is the first place we went to, so if it sucks, we have other places to try, but it's pretty promising. I mean, I'm very picky about my matcha. This is an iced matcha with macadamia nut milk, extra matcha, and one pump of vanilla syrup, one pump of coconut. Because I always get coconut milk with my matchas, but they ran out of it today. So I got that coconut flavor.

You don't hear a lot about macadamia milk.

No, it's very popular here in Hawaii.

So they fully got your order now?

I'm very picky though.

I know. She is like, if it's not good, she's done.

Never going back. It's fantastic. Yeah. That's like a lot to hear because you do not like- No, because you never hear that. I know.

I'm like a little taken back right now. It's fantastic. The first spot- no, because the color when it came out, I kind of had a good feeling.

No, you know the color.

Yeah.

You know the color.

But, okay. It's fantastic. This is a good color. So I got a nice vanilla latte. I am not as picky as Riley is, but like I need a good amount of espresso. I don't like too much milk. So they actually made this.

They said it was a quad.

Is that four shots of espresso?

Okay, so I don't know why they kept telling me to get the quad.

I'm gonna be jumping off the fucking walls.

You got triple though.

You didn't get quad. And when she was making it, she said, do you want me to just make it a quad at the same price? I said, I panicked, I said, sure. So I'm gonna be bouncing off the fucking walls, but it looks, I mean, it looks perfect. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be good.

Very good.

Really?

Really?

First coffee, success.

Wow, I'm actually surprised.

Really?

You actually like it?

Yeah. It sounds fake, but I do. Okay.

Okay, bye.

Riley just told me these are the closest thing to dinosaur that's apparently living,

which, wait, did I spit on my face?

Yeah.

Okay, that's okay. I'm pretty sure Hawaii is where they film, Hawaii is where they film Jurassic Park, meaning they could start spawning dinosaurs. Because I think they can live here, so if chickens just start evolving, they could bring back dinosaurs.

No, that's- they totally could. Yeah. Nobody has ever probably thought of that before.

Also, some of the egg fell out of my breakfast burrito and a couple of the chickens ate it, and it does feel a little bit wrong. So I just wanted to confess. I am sorry and it will not happen again.

You should say that you didn't do it on purpose.

No, it fell out of my, I was taking a bite and it fell out and then they just, I mean, look at them.

They're all around.

Also, the situation.

That was so zoomed in on us, sorry, but. This one has a little baby chick that can to get up. This one has a baby chicken that fell off the railing and it can't get back up. And so she's like trying to go find it. This one is a little brat that wants all the food. And when it-

I'm the bully.

What does it do, clock?

Yeah.

When it starts clocking, it is loud.

And then, I don't know, the other ones are just like

probably trying to find their mate. I'm just chilling. The weather here has been a little bit rainy, which is to be expected, but for the most part it's, I mean, it's beautiful. It's beautiful regardless.

And let's see if you can see.

Got some, oh, that's the focus.

This here. Got some, oh, that's the focus. This is the zoom. Hello.

Okay.

So I don't know how to work a camera.

So I don't know how to work a camera

and she's coming, so I gotta go, bye.

Okay, Riley's about to cry because look at the,

look at the chicken.

Look at the baby chicken.

It's tiny.

She says she needs to help it.

I need to, I need to.

You wanna pick it up and help it?

I need to put it on the, the baby chick starts making noises.

Look!

It's like, where did mom go? I can't get up.

Oh my god, why does mom keep jumping up?

Why are you laughing?

Oh my god, why does mom keep jumping up? That fucking bitch.

Like, why are you laughing? That's like, not funny.

Oh!

It keeps running back and forth!

I just, I don't know if you can touch it like that.

Look, now it's fine. Now the tweeting has stopped because mom's went back down, but she's about to go right back up.

No, because she low-key dumb us out. Look, she's like, okay the tweeting has stopped because mom's up, back down, but she's about to go right back up. No, cause she low-key dumb as hell. Look, she's like, okay, I walk down. I walk down, I walk down, I go up. Now why can't you get up? Like, come on, she's so dumb.

No, she's trying to like show it,

and it's just too tall.

It's like not even close. Oh man. What do you wanna get for lunch? Day two in Hawaii. But yesterday, first of all, look at our tans that we got on. We sat out at the beach. As you can see, we got a lot of tan here.

We went to dinner last night. And when I made the reservation-

Dinner was fantastic, by the way.

Oh my God, dinner was so good. 10 out of 10. Everything we got was delicious. But when I made the reservation, there was a little box that was like, check if it's your anniversary. And I was like, oh, all I hear is free dessert. Yes, I did check that box just to be funny.

I mean, don't act like you haven't lied before.

Right, so I might see that as conning. I see that as being whimsical and finding joy in the small things and little white lies maybe.

We're on vacation. We're on vacation. You're lying if you said you haven't done that. Yeah. We went to dinner. We actually insert photo here of the desserts that got brought out to our table. The top one would be our free anniversary dessert so score we got that. The bottom one is the one we actually ordered like banana bread coconut sorbet. And that middle one there, why don't you show them what that middle one is?

Yeah, so it was, I think, a raspberry cheesecake-ish of sorts, but they set that down on the table, and one, I'm already overwhelmed that they're bringing out two more. Like, it's three full plates of dessert.

It was only about one. They are reiterating happy anniversary over and over again and then they set that one down and they say this is actually sent by the people sitting next to you at the table next to you. So turns out their daughter, it was two parents and a daughter, her name was Briar, is a KTV fan. Hey Briar for watching this. Thank you. Thank you so much for that dessert. It was delicious. Yeah. Fantastic. But couldn't help but feel a little bit embarrassed that she was overhearing that it was our anniversary And it's just not just it just wasn't and so I'm so sorry to let you down

I mean her parents were like happy anniversary and they were like, maybe there's no anniversary. Yes. Thank you guys

Yeah, actually the whole restaurant was telling us so Day 2 coffee review. Tell them what you got.

Well coffee and matcha.

We went to a different place today. We went to, ooh, don't know the name. Per usual I got a iced matcha, double the matcha, coconut milk this time because that's my typical one pump of vanilla syrup, one pump of coconut syrup, which not a lot of places have coconut syrup, but I've kind of been liking the vanilla and coconut. You know what I want to dock a point for? All for it. That being a large. Yeah. like it's giving sippy cup. Honestly, it ain't that big. Come on. We need fat

Fat sizes. Well for fat people like you that might be okay, but this is actually a perfect size for me What I am going to dog points for though is it's a little bit lukewarm I was gonna say like the ice in here is kind of melting already and the actual like milk and matcha itself is not really that cold. I got the

same thing as I got yesterday. Iced vanilla latte, extra shot. This is three shots of espresso. So mine's a little warm, right? I think yesterday's was better. This one's still good. I would get it again, but honestly two pretty good ones. Yeah, not bad. We'll see if we get one that's complete dog shit, but that's our day two review. How long do you think this will take me?

It's kind of big already.

Oh my God, I wasted all my air for today. Well, here's the finished product guys. We are heading to the beach, about to get a lot more tanner and have a fun day. Check back in later.

Oh!

Okay guys, after a long day of tanning, I am taking Riley to one of my favorite places when I was here last time, the Polynesian Cultural Center. I don't even know if the zoom is working, but I'm trying to zoom.

And they have all of these, sorry, trying not to get these people, don't want to film random people. All these restaurants, cute little shops. Riley already bought something, we'll tell you that in another clip,

but very cute, very Hawaiian. Thinking maybe I'm going to get a shark tooth necklace.

We'll see.

We're going gonna get food, mahalo, aloha, check back in later.

Does Katie not look like a vlogger? Like I'm over here, here, you just film me.

I look like a kid in high school.

She just said I look really beachy.

I said, Riley, yeah.

Like islands, which I don't even really think is true. Yeah, but like you're fitting in And then I'm like this and then I say you look like a vlogger And then also we're looking for drinks everywhere in the nowhere as Everybody here is just like so wholesome and sweet and just very nurturing and we're like

No makes me feel really gross There's like a thousand food trucks and none of them got a damn tequila shot? Like, come on. Pulled up to this food truck spot to grab some din din, but I cannot stop giggling at this place over here. Dee's Bowls. I don't know if you guys ever remember the meme popularized on Vine, it was Dee's Nuts. And so I think that is a play on Dee's Nuts saying Dee's Bowls. Like, Dee Deez bowls. Home little dinner, just got some, I don't know,

meat and rice.

Kalua pork.

Chicken stir fry.

Boom, boom, delicioso. Well guys, day three, day three, day three. Let me explain what we're about to film. Well one, we're going to breakfast and it's gonna be a little bit of a drive. And if you have a Jeep Wrangler or you've ever driven one, you should know about the Jeep wave, okay? You're riding, when you see another Jeep Wrangler, give them a little wave and they're supposed

to wave back. So my family has one. When we do it in Kentucky, most people do it. Every now and then you get the one who forgets or isn't paying attention or doesn't know. But here in Hawaii, aloha, since everybody's a tourist, nobody does it.

Literally nobody.

Do you want to tell them?

Do you want to tell them?

Yeah.

Well, you wanted to tell them.

So, 0 for 8.

Yeah, but-

9, maybe.

And that's because I stopped waving. I like gave up because I was like, wait, let's see. Let's start filming it and see how long until we got one. Riley's gonna film me throwing them up. Hopefully in the next 10 Jeeps we see get a wave.

I'm just looking for my first wave.

First Jeep of the day, first Jeep of the day. Play it cool, play it calm, jack up a wave, three, two, nothing. When you're driving, they should already know. They don't have to see. I'm not initiating the way.

That's what.

I get that.

And I do, maybe I'll start initiating, but like they're supposed to just know and do it. And so don't rent a Jeep if you don't know.

And say it louder.

Well, that was pretty loud.

That was up for a long time.

That was up for a long time.

Nothing?

Nothing.

But they are just so...

Jeep, Jeep, Jeep.

Okay.

You got it?

No.

You're kidding.

That one's like a few lanes over.

Yeah, I wasn't expecting that one. There's kind of a middle lane there that was going to make it tough. So... Yeah, I wasn't expecting that one. There's kind of a middle lane there that was gonna make it tough. So, 0, 4, 5. There could be 99 Jeeps on a road. And all you need is one wave. God, that one hurt a little bit.

Let's try something new.

Oh, nothing.

Oof! You did that for so long!

Yes or no?

No! This is where we are getting breakfast. Grocery store slash little cafe type spot. I don't even know, but it's fire.

Fire vibes.

Oh, teriyaki musubi.

Teriyaki musubi.

Mmhmm. So good. Mmhmm. So good.

How is that?

I couldn't wait for the camera.

Yeah, the camera's being weird.

This is fantastic.

Ooh.

Take a bite? Yeah, the camera's being weird. This is fantastic.

Take a bite? I'll feed it to you.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Here she comes, world.

Be nice to her. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Oh, okay. So so just totally ruined it.

Album cover? Yeah.

That's the only pose you're doing.

It's the coolest one.

It's not the coolest one, no. That was the coolest one, absolutely. Work it. Give me a little arm up action maybe.

Which arm?

Like, ooh!

Yeah. I like to do my coolest stuff. Ooh!

That's good, I like that.

This is my go-to.

No, that's good, that's like calm. This is when go-to. No, that's good. That's like calm.

This is some grandma's place.

Your Southern Baptist Grammy. Oh, do that again. No one's looking at you.

Oh.

The bag is shaking.

Bag is the only thing shaking.

Shopping day. We are about to go shopping. We is the only thing shaking. Shopping day.

We are about to go shopping.

We had the best breakfast ever.

I'm pretty sure I'm matching this wall.

So pretty damn close.

It's gonna be a good day. We'll give you guys a haul if we buy anything.

Yippee!

Do do do do do.

Who likes my shoes? Drop a comment in the comment section. Drop a subscribe too while you're at it thanks guys I need all the help I can get beautiful shopping here Wow Pina Colada with the view. The view being me. Who even needs the ocean when I'm On Island time, shaka, mahalo. Another night, another dinner.

Okay.

We're at some more food trucks.

Show them what you got.

Show them what you got.

Well, I'm almost done. I was eating it while Katie was waiting for her sushi. It took five years to come out.

Well, hey, not too much on the sushi place.

I'm just saying, I was a little bit starved. I had to eat. I got the same thing that I got the other day at Mike's Holy Chicken. I got the pork, some mac, some rice. I'm just really loving it.

I'm really loving this mac.

Yeah, I gotta get an extra side. I got sushi and nigiri, and I don't really know what's in the roll, and I don't really care to be honest with you.

You know what, and now that I'm looking at it, I actually take back what I said about the slow service because that's kind of a work of art.

Pfft, fatty.

So she doesn't even know how famous this set of angel wings is. She has no idea.

It's famous?

Oh my gosh, you just missed the entire Tumblr VSCO era because this is, I mean this is all I saw. This is going on the Instagram. Okay. Um, she also uses DazCam now, so she's a VSCO girly. What's she gonna use next?

What else do you do by wings?

Yeah, give some aura. Give like looking down nonchalant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those are all really good.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Woo!

Woo!

Harley living girl.

Is this, ooh.

Y'all think I'm like rock enough for this or if I had a motorcycle I'd be like Get him. Would you pick me up? Yeah, I'd be like get the fuck on the back On the back or like in my little side the sidecourt then I'd probably like actually go into the other lane Wait, y'all like that one or this one mind you this is gonna be posting like a week So I can't wait to see what they say and then let y'all like that one or this one? Mind you, this is gonna be posted in like a week. So.

Well, I can't wait to see what they say

and then let y'all know what I got.

I'm not live streaming. The comments are saying, a lot of people are saying both.

Okay. They said both.

Okay, okay, okay. They said, someone said both and then another person said get both. Oh, okay. We're gonna get both. Well guys, back from some shopping. We will give you a haul.

You wanna go first?

You have two items, you go first.

Yeah, three. Three. So these cool shades.

I look like somebody's dad, I think, but they're fire. Nice in silver, spectacles. I got, I actually got this sticker that I'm going to give to my parents because we have a cooler with stickers on it

And what does it say? This is my happy face. So basically it's just Wrigley. It doesn't fully look like Wrigley, but it's Wrig It's adjacent. Yeah, it's in the Wrig family. Yeah, and then last thing I got was literally just this brown shirt that says

Hawaii!

Um, first off I got a couple gifts for my best friend's daughter, my lovely niece. So I got her this little mermaid necklace because she loves some jewelry. I got her this little, um, flower hairpin because she doesn't like flowers tucked behind her ears. So I thought in the form of a clip, she might actually keep it on her head. Cute and island-y.

And then I got her this cute little shirt because she loves pink and it's just cute and happy and rainbow shaved ice. Wait that this with this hair clip No, that's what I'm saying. Like the whole vibe like even with the necklace and everything. Yeah, she's gonna be a little island girl I got this for me Cute cute little um rainbow shaved ice shirt. It's actually like a child's Small but I think I'm just gonna cut it and rip it up Obviously I got more. I'm the one that

Wanted most things got this cute little harley davidson shirt We went into the harley store and everything was so cute It was so cute, but I wanted something that was like hawaii or honolulu specific because everything else I could have just found anywhere. So I thought this was cute. It has some like little sparkles on it. The big boy. Probably one of my favorites. This rip curl hoodie is just so good. We walked in and this shade of blue, oh it's just so good. Like it's the first thing. Yeah, yeah. I was so drawn to it. Fits like a glove, love it. Gonna live in this. So vintage, so vintage, rip curl surfer vibe. Yeah, you know me.

Day four!

Up and early once again. 8 a.m. and we just ate breakfast, but I forgot to bring in the camera. We unfortunately didn't get to do our coffee review, which would have been good because it was the worst ones we've had.

We are going to get a new coffee, then we have snorkeling plans this morning. I am going to bring the camera, obviously, when we're in the water. This ain't a GoPro, so you're not getting the footage. We're just gonna go and we'll tell you what we see. And even on the boat, I'll try and film some scenery, but I'm getting the wind vibes might be too much to talk. Maybe we'll do like a scenic montage.

It's also really cloudy up here on the North Shore but down in Honolulu it's supposed to be sunny. So hopefully it's a good day for snorkeling.

Music

So we are done snorkeling. I didn't honestly film a ton. I mean, 90% of the time we were in the water.

I don't have a-

We should have got a GoPro.

Literally. There was so many sea turtles and they kept bobbing up for air. Loki forgot they needed air. Honestly, they would come to the top and-

I know, their little heads were so cute. Insert Getty images of sea turtle and make them think that it's ours. Yes. Yeah.

Okay. Put those right here. This is basically what we saw right here. Guys, about to go shopping, but take a look at this treat, man. Guys, should Riley get this? Ooh, it matches your hair.

Oh, okay. So if we had to be key chains, I'll give you guys three seconds to guess who Katie would be and who I would be.

Three, two, one, time's up.

This is Katie, obviously.

Obviously.

I think I would hope everybody would say turtle.

I'm pretty sure everybody just commented that.

And if you guessed this one for me, then you'd be correct.

I'm pretty sure they also just commented that too.

Yeah.

All of them.

Or I would have taken this.

For you?

Yeah.

The shark? Like almost like bite me and see what happens.

Why is?

You don't want to talk with me.

Dude, why are its teeth like a lot right there? Because like.

Because that's how they.

What is she gonna get? Lucky turtles, we're not buying it, but we're gonna pick one. This one.

Believe.

Let me do one, let me do one.

Believe.

I wanna play.

Don't look.

Okay, okay.

Live simply.

I think you already do.

What the hell does that, yeah.

Like that's not even anything.

Well I already cracked this one but technically Katie's first Diet Coke crack in Hawaii.

Hawaii!

My first Coke crack.

Ooh.

We have not, this is our first Diet Coke all trip.

Yes, actually.

Kind of insane.

We've been really in our water intake era.

Baby's first crack. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

No, because. But you haven't had a Diet Coke in forever.

And then it hits the back of your throat.

I have a video like that in my drafts.

Really?

To show you it's the exact

same reaction I'm not gonna my eyes are going to the back of my head no I just I don't see it's gonna have to get napkins not really sure what this is supposed to be if I'm being honest I think you're supposed to be the eyeball

hey guys so me and Riley are actually better than everyone and we don't use our phones on vacation. We like do things to stimulate the mind. Yeah. So we're playing Bananagrams. So just our start here. I've been having to do the worst words. I had to look up if fen was a word. I had to actually place it on the board, which I don't even know.

It's Bananagrams, not Scrabble. So it is going to count. We're kind of just making things up for our own rules. Cod is-

No we're not. We're playing by the rules.

Okay. I know. I'm just saying, I don't think in Scrabble it is like... No way. I think it has to be three letters in the mouth. I could fully be lying to you right now. All I'm saying is I have been getting no babbles in the worst letters, and this is the audacity of my lineup right now. Like, what could, if Riley doesn't put out a vowel,

I'm screwed.

You all see how brilliant minds work because I did drain, I did bin, I did bread, I did faux, faux. Yeah, so don't worry, I'm helping her out.

Thanks.

Ah!

This is like a movie scene.

Start running, start running.

Go.

Hold my wand.

Okay.

What are you running to?

Well yeah, I'm gonna run with you.

Okay, careful.

Okay.

Ready?

Yep, ready, set.

I'm running fast.

Well, I'm running faster.

Ready, set, go.

I need this fucking stabilizer.

It's not fast at all.

Huh?

It's like not fast at all.

Wait, get me,. Wait, give me.

Holy fit. Wait, I need to stand this way.

Is that like a movie?

This is what pure happiness and joy looks like.

Ow.

My phone is stuck in my ankle.

In my horn.

Let me circle.

Just waiting.

Not gonna stop. Is that the song you sing?

Not gonna stop.

Day four over. We haven't really done a night recap yet. So, I kind of forget to film certain times, but we are about to kick back, relax, watch a little got, which would be Game of Thrones.

Phil didn't know. I've never seen the show either. So I'm watching it all for the first time too.

Watching it for the first time.

It's crazy.

It's lit. It really is crazy. But we finished Temptation Island. If anybody, woo, has anybody watched that? If you haven't and you like reality TV and just messy, just gross, the worst people imaginable.

If you like the worst piece of people imaginable, watch Temptation Island. I wish this was live stream right now.

So we can get live feedback. Should we go live?

Okay, wait, what's been your favorite part of the trip so far?

Night recap, night four,

halfway through the trip, basically.

I have loved just eating really good food. Like the food here is phenomenal per usual, but I don't know if you guys know, if you ever come to Hawaii, the Poke Bowls from Foodland. Everybody goes to the food trucks, obviously, because the food is fantastic, but nobody really knows about the Foodland Poke Bowls. They are phenomenal. So many different options. I introduced you to them for the first time, so you can give your review.

No, because Riley was hyping them up, like, until we got one. She's like, we have to go. Last time I was here, that's all I ate. It's, I mean, it's just from the grocery store, but it is the best poke bowl ever. I'm pretty sure we have not filmed us actually eating the couple that we've gotten, but, oh, it's so good.

It's so good. And if you're a tourist like us, your first thought is to obviously go to the best known restaurants, food trucks, areas, whatever. Nobody thinks to go to a grocery store to get actual meals, but y'all might have known this, might not. It is... they're fantastic. So that's been great. And I really loved getting good food and eating it on the beach.

Yeah.

It's been really fun to just kind of relax and do nothing.

I know.

And like truly be on island time.

My favorite part is... okay, the food and Literally me just copying your answers doing nothing. Yeah on the beach

I love like a trip when you're like not really on your phone like just like so it's been it's been so nice to disconnect Actually and not have her like screaming bloody murder in my house Yeah, the hours of five to nine. Vacation vibes. It's been great.

Ocean hair, don't care.

What else do we have to update them on?

We have two days left.

Yeah.

Two days. I think tomorrow we're gonna lay out all day on the beach.

Yeah, I mean, update them on our tan. That is, yeah. I just like-

I would show you on my tan.

I'm putting on for people who can't get a tan easily. It's really, really one of the tough, like you would not be able to survive with my skin tone.

And what do I say to you every day?

Pale is beautiful. Yeah.

Okay. I'm surprised that you actually knew that.

Give them your quote of the day.

The ocean never judges, it just listens.

Okay, about to go cry.

Day five, second to last day, which sucks. This is how skinny I am. Yesterday when we went snorkeling, I put on the little life vest and the captain was like, well let me tighten this for you, like you're so tiny. That was exactly what he said. And I was like, oh thank you, I am like super tiny and skinny. But on the other

hand, like I'm not even trying to be, like I wish he would have said I was like shredded or something. Like I know most people would take tiny as a compliment, but I was like, okay, low key though, like I'm not really trying to be like, I can't fit in my life vest because I'm this big.

So.

We'll work on it.

But we still have not gotten anybody to wave back at us in the Jeep. So on the way to breakfast and coffee of course so let's

see if we can get any action

Look at this mountain Can you even see that?

Look at the ridges looks like the Boulder Canyon chips looks like the logo

It's so specific

You know what I'm talking about though?

No, Boulder Canyon chips

Yeah you don't eat healthy do you? It's like made with avocado oil and shit it's like maybe the avocado oil is a chip so it's avocado oil chips so your ass does

yeah tell them what you might just be coffee and food which is basically what we've been doing every single day. But we just went back. We've been going to pretty much the same coffee shop because we like it. But tell them the cute little interaction we just saw.

It was making us, it was cracking us up.

It was cracking us up in there. So we are very observant people and we love people watching. We love making fun of people here and there but not in any ill will just They are just like fighting characters. Yeah, like fully they are just I mean characters Yeah, this lady goes in obviously a tourist and I'm just overhearing this reaction

She goes up to the counter and leans on it and goes She goes hi. How are you? Or I guess, aloha. The guy literally, the girl on the espresso machine literally had to turn away to hide her laughter. I just know like exactly who that woman is.

No, like you had to be there. It's no, it is me. Like that is so, I would so go up and be like, oh my gosh, how are you guys? Oh, aloha, I'm sorry.

Like my bad.

You gotta say aloha here.

You gotta say aloha, like me throwing up this to everybody for like no reason. Wow, so beautiful guys. Another beach day for us. I haven't really vlogged at the beach because we've just been so disconnected and we are at the beach literally just going to lay out, tan, eat our poke bowls that we got, get in the water to cool off, come back out, tan.

Ugh, lay.

Wow, yes, lay. Look at that beautiful beach. Well, we had an amazing day at the beach. Riley has a lot of color. I do. You got like, I don't know if it's really showing up

on here, but you got nice, burn, crisp tan. We'll see how mine turns out. I don't think I'm like badly burnt, which is good.

Well, you posted a tan coming soon, tan reveal coming soon today. So we've got to work on it. Tomorrow's our last day to work on it. Yeah, so the grand reveal

Guys we have the absolute worst sunset known to man mind you

Mind you we've been sitting here for two and a half hours

Waiting for the beautiful sunset and that is all we get. Say what you just said. I said, guys, does she not look a little bit tanned?

Because I think she does.

Every time I whip out the vlog camera.

I think your nose looks a little tanned.

There's been like two or three times our server has come up when I'm vlogging. And I'm like, I just know everybody around me is like this influencer, bro. This influencer, bro. This influencer. We're sitting here filming TikToks. Like, mind you, we've been the most offline people on,

and she just came over.

She just came over.

She just came over to pick up the text.

For like, four times. We're the most offline people on this island, but all of a sudden, when we wanna film a TikTok or I whip out my vlog camera, everybody wanna be around.

And it's like, okay, of course. Okay, but maybe we need to shift our perspective to they might just want a cameo. They might just want to be involved because maybe these people have never felt included a day in their life. Maybe they just want to be a part of something

and feel a sense of togetherness. Maybe they just wanna have their shining moment.

I didn't even think about that.

Exactly, so like that's why I'm here is to offer new perspectives for you.

Okay, so maybe they're not viewing me as the obnoxious influencer that can't go a second without filming something.

I think they're seeing you as brave and confident for having this.

Guys, Riley's flaming this aesthetic picture I took of my legs. Like, she's saying it's awkward and weird and I look just like it's not me and like

these are just my legs.

They are glistening. I'm just wondering why like that angle kind of added like 50 pounds. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! day. That's how I feel. It's our last day. The last day of the cage, it kind of sucks. Like I know it's supposed to be fun. We're still here, but.

It's just like, we're awaiting the inevitable.

Yeah, and we have to pack up and we have to just like.

Get up at the ass crack of dawn and go. Yeah.

Like it's just not going to be enjoyable. We will try to live in the moment. So for our last day, we just got our breakfast. Kind of a light, easy breakfast. Well, that's pretty big.

I know, it's a huge. Avo toast, bacon and egg avo toast.

Ooh!

Yum.

And this is basically just like biscuits and jam, but it's like a strawberry and dragon fruit jam. And she asked if we wanted cold foam on the top.

I know.

And she said it's really good. And this is like, Katie's a sweets person. So like sweets for breakfast, she had carrot cake for breakfast the other morning. So this is like perfect. I think, I think you're going to love it.

And I also have the craziest sunburn on my neck right here. Like how did I miss that spot? So if you guys see that throughout the day, just ignore it.

Tell the people what you just said.

So I hope this is relatable. I really think it is. And I would, I really hope it is so I don't feel alone. Even though my stomach is telling me that I'm so full and I eat so much, I'm gonna throw up if I eat anymore I'm looking at everybody else's food and I want to eat it like my brain is telling me like you need that. Like I don't maybe don't don't I'm not gonna film

cuz yeah there's some there's two like Hawaiian rolls. Oh you're hungry oh you're so big. There's like two Hawaiian rolls on the table in front of us and like they've obviously already eaten and those are the leftovers and like my brain is saying, just ask them if you can have it.

Like, literally.

Yeah, and we've gotten a lot of food, too.

So it's just really crazy.

No, because let me tell you what we've got.

Lobster and crab mac and cheese that was $50. Tuna crispy rice. Yeah. Two, I actually only had one, skinny. Pizza, tuna, a crispy rice. Yeah, and guess who had the other three? Beef short rib and mashed potatoes, as well as cheeseburger spring rolls.

I had two of them. So I am just-

I don't, is that what they were called?

The cheeseburger spring rolls?

It's like, it's like meat and cheese.

Yeah, okay.

So essentially a cheeseburger. Wish there was a little bit more cheese, but that's my mind telling me, you need fat, you need calories. Like I want that bread so fucking bad.

Oh my God, like this poor family who's like trying to eat their bread and you're just like foaming at the mouth,

wanting it so bad.

Here's the thing, they're not eating it. So it would be going to use, their money would be going to a good cause cause I will finish it for them. So I think moral of the story is like I constantly am feeling full but my brain is saying just keep eating like it will just satisfy you so maybe I'm the epitome of gluttony.

On vacation no calories matter nothing matters when you're on vacation.

So you know what you're saying I should you what? Right now go get that bread off their table. I dare you. Okay, cut it and I will.

Okay. I just cut it. Guys, here's why I enjoy hanging out with Riley because basically this whole trip we get in the car and I just start singing like I was just singing Tennessee whiskey and I was like,

You're a smooth

It's Tennessee whiskey and I was like, you're a smooth Tennessee whiskey. And she just sits in the passenger seat and goes,

oh, oh, oh, I felt that.

And it's like the worst note ever. And I'm just sitting here singing like two, three minute songs, not saying a single word. And she's just like, oh, oh, like just hyping up my bullshit.

So. Because I was explaining it as like, Oh, oh Like just hyping up my bullshit. So

Because I was explaining it as like, you know when

You're so moved by somebody's vocals and like the sounds that are coming out of their mouth is conveying

Emotion for the listener. That's how I feel and I was just saying like I can't help but like make sounds when you're singing because

Something in me is just like, oh No, I'll literally hit the worst note ever and rather go. Oh

Cuz the world deserves to hear that voice That's what Riley has to hear for our 30 minute car rides every time. Okay, so I have really good news and really bad news. Really good news is we just got our first Jeep wave! And the bad news is we just got in the car and we weren't filming them. And turn the music down, turn the music down.

Sorry. Turn the music, okay. Like I cannot believe on our last day we actually got one. I did not think we were going to get one. I kind of give up on filming them.

I didn't even see, I just heard a gasp.

I was like, when I tell you I had a feeling, like they had an old Jeep, like an older Wrangler that like looked a little beat up. It had some gadgets on it and I saw their hand go like this in the distance I saw them move it up to that top and I'm just so glad they believed in me So me and Riley just pulled up to the beach

we like to swim at the most that we were really excited to go to today and All the parking was taken. So we're like just sitting here trying to convince ourselves that we didn't even like it and That we're like, oh my gosh. Well, like low-key the sun just came out like when we left so like i think it's been cloudy all morning yeah like i think it's a sign that we weren't supposed to go to that one yeah so that's how we're taking it hopefully we can find another beach it's a monday right yeah and everything's packed what yeah crazy what What? Why would they not be cleared for us? Right.

I just find that a little bizarre. But, onto the next one. It's just like our last day and everything's supposed to be perfect. Yeah. Just like that, we found our spot.

Towels are laid out. Kids are in bed. Mama bear is ready for the water. Toes in the water, ass in the sand, burning them down, a cold beer in my hand, life is good today. It is actually so perfect and beautiful here. But this water! I mean there's a bunch of surfers over there. Just, this is like, no like this right here, it doesn't,

I mean just the camera doesn't even do it justice. But like the mountains in the background, in the blue water, in the sandy sand.

There's no place I'd rather be than on a surfboard out at sea, lingering in the ocean blue.

This is my first time trying hojicha matcha and basically what it is, although it looks brown, it is still a tea. It is still a leaf and hojicha is a tea leaf that is roasted rather than steamed. So there is the reason for the brown coloring. This is their hojicha banana. So it is toasted matcha with caramelized banana syrup.

Yeah, Riley thought she was getting a regular matcha and it came out and it was brown and I thought well either somebody poopooed in it or... I just my brain wasn't all there. I'm a little bit

fried from the sun as you can tell. Here we go.

Get another sip.

Oh it's fantastic. Really? Yeah, you would not like it. Let me try. It's a very nutty like toasted flavor. Which is exactly what the the powder is, how it was made but

I like it. It's very nutty and warm. That is not bad. Really?

Yeah, that's not bad.

No.

I don't hate that and I don't like tea.

This is the only matcha that you like, Hojicha matcha. She hates every other matcha I get, like the bright green, like she hates the grassy, earthy flavor. This is like, it's not coffee, but it tastes like a nutty and like yeah Roasted like coffee a little bit. It tastes closer to matcha than it tastes to coffee in my opinion

Yes, I think I just drink so much matcha that this is like a very different flavor for me, and you don't drink as much But I like you like the good. I do like the banana.

I don't think it's bad.

And I would actually take sips of that.

You can share it with me.

Okay, thank you.

Guys, I'm kind of shaky right now because why is there a peacock just right there? And why is Riley acting like this is normal?

I've seen several. I've only seen like maybe one in the wild. It's just going in circles trying to look for a mate. Look at this. And we were driving past it and I knew I heard a peacock screech. It sounds crazy. That is crazy. Um what were you saying they're very aggressive and territorial? Yeah they are not nice birds at all. They're actually like pretty invasive.

I'll be its mate.

Check me out.

My man, my man, my man, my man.

They are so extra.

They're beautiful.

They're so extra for what? Well, well, well, we are back from our beach day, Alton.

So Dan, you got some color, I can't even lie.

I know, the spot on my neck is crazy, but yep, face, a little bit of color, not as much as you, but pretty good color for myself. We did, we didn't really show our shopping this morning, but Riley wanted to show you her new personality.

Yes, so I do have an anklet and I also have, I am wearing pants by the way. I'm just, they're bikini bottoms. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Okay. Okay.

A toe ring! Toe ring!

It is literally, it is so cute. So cute. And it's my new personality. So why two? And it's on there forever. this before there's comments talking about some feet, put the feet away, put the piggies away. I'm actually probably gonna make a TikTok about this before this even goes out, so if y'all agree.

No, you're so free to feed. The people that make feet and toes weird and the people that slide up every time they see like a little piggy, y'all are the weird one. Now I'm gonna go on my PSA because guess what I bought today? I bought this hat and this is my PSA.

Everybody's like, oh, take the hat off, take that off, take that off, why is she always in a hat? Why is she always in a beanie?

Take that off. Guess what? Ever since I was actually little, I've always loved hats, but even in the past couple years, well, even before I was streaming though, a hat and a beanie, but just a hat. It's just part of my style and I just love them. I like buying them and I have so many of them

and they're not coming off. Anyways, we are going to go to Din Din. It's our last day. We have dinner.

Dinner tonight is going to be so good. Like I'm already thinking about it and Katie threw away the macaroni salad that was in the fridge because I wanted a couple bites left to hold me over. So I'm like really struggling. Whoopsie daisy.

Okay, didn't bring the vlog camera, but did bring my phone. This lobster mac, it doesn't look as good. I mean, it looks good, but like it tastes incredible.

Look at this, look at this.

Show, do a show, do a show.

Oh my God.

Nothing better than a creamy mac. Well, probably a lot of things, but this crispy rice. Oh, and this view.

Look at that piece of lobster.

I can smell it, by the way.

I know, I can too.

Cheers.

Ooh, that looks good. I'm not talking about the food. She just said get me chugging this. Mind you, it's mine that I don't want to finish. So she's not even she's just a trooper or she'll just do anything I ask her to. You heard that?

It's like a, oh, it's like a pineapple coconut rum martini.

Anything to say or done? That's how a badass does it. And this is the end.

Well guys, thank you for watching our Hawaii vlog. It's been really fun.

Yeah, it's honestly been the best trip ever. We've had so much fun. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the vlog. This is my first vlog ever. So let me know your thoughts, feedback, be nice.

It's your first time living too.

It is literally my first time living. So if it sucked, sorry, but if it was great, let me know.

Thank you.

No, I don't think it sucked.

No, it was great.

Should we do Rose and thorn for them? Yeah, you wanna do rose and thorn for them? Yeah.

I can do mine first.

Okay, yeah, go.

My thorn was, I was a little chilly when we were scuba diving. We were in the water for an hour. So after like 45, I was getting a little chilly. I was like, I need a white suit.

I would go underwater and I would just see her, her little white body like this.

Okay.

We were just like so cold.

And my rose is all of the good food that we got.

Yeah.

Your rose and thorn.

That's so good.

I'm having a little bit of a harder time picking a thorn.

It could have be so perfect.

No, it really was, it really was.

Thorn was it ending.

Yeah, probably it ending.

Honestly, the sunsets maybe weren't as crazy as I wanted them to be.

The ones that we watched were very cloudy.

We kind of set out on the worst nights and maybe our fault.

Looks like bad being a thorn is I

Know right everything else has been just fantastic There was this one time where we got poke bowls and they kind of expired and I didn't want to eat them I was really really excited to eat them on the beach. It is true. That's good thorn. Um They were bad. You wouldn't be on them, but I just couldn't. So I was really disappointed, but again, that being a thorn says a lot. And my rose, I think it's all the time spent doing nothing.

Like truly, and I haven't felt-

True vacation.

Yeah, I haven't felt guilty about it for a second. Like I have loved laying out on the beach and just eating food and doing nothing and just playing games. It's been really, really fun.

So.

We have had the best time. I've had a good week off. I'm excited to get back, get active, bow. And let me know if you guys enjoyed. Should I do, should we take more trips to vlog?

Should we, where should we go next? Where do y'all want us to go?

Was this worth the week upstream or not?

We could totally become travel vloggers.

Oh my gosh, we totally could.

Guys, let us know if that's worth it.

I feel like we'd have really interesting takes.

I know, we can do, if we became travel vloggers, the vlog would be better. This has been a vacation that we side vlogged, you know what I mean? So it's like we whipped out the camera, we weren't trying to- we weren't filming everything!

Hey, that could be a fun concept. Maybe coming soon.

Right. Maybe coming soon. And, um... Like and subscribe and... Don't smile because it's over.

No...

Um... Um...

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.