PASCOL SAMPE LEMPAR KURSI‼️😂 TAMAT SMA KARENA LAWAN RAJA TERAKHIR⁉️🤣 - LOGIC KAH? - FRIMAWAN

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Wife call you?

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Babe too

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Which one is babe? If both of them call you babe Which one is wife? Which one is husband? I don't know Which idiot Who cause that problem?

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You're taking too long

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I'm nervous

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I'm back from here Call psychologist

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Oh, not Pasco again?

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Oh my God!

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Please, come in. Good afternoon. Please, please, please. Please, please. Hey, bro. Good afternoon. Please sit down.

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Can I drink, bro?

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Please, please.

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Can I open it first? It's okay. Welcome to the show where every question doesn't need an answer because human logic is too narrow for a world that is too wide

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This episode is special We have an... Attack

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Who are you?

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I'm Pascol

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Are you an attacker?

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I'm Pascol

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Pascol What's your real name? Dana Dana Umum?

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Dana Panjaitan

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Why are you called pastor?

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Because of my stage name

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Stage name? Stage name? Pastor? Panggung It's called Panggung, why Pascol? It's obvious, it's called Panggung

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Panggung

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Why Pascol? It's like the name of a stage Yeah, the name of the stage is Pascol There's a stage, it's called Pascol What kind of stage is that? Usually it's a band stage

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Live streaming Is there a band stage Live streaming, live streaming

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Live streaming? Is there a stage for live streaming? Yeah, we're live streaming There's a show I don't understand the life of kids nowadays How old were you when you were born?

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I was born in 1995

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1995?

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You were born in 1995?

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I was 30 30 years old

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30 years old, huh? in 1994, where were you? I wasn't born yet where were you then? I wasn't born yet you weren't born yet?

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so you weren't everywhere? I was 94 years old, I was 3 years old, I was already running around Yeah At that time, a question was born. Or a human? A question was born before I was born.

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Is it like this or what?

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I asked a profiling first, who is this Pascolin? Because I'm not a streamer, right? I don't follow games. I follow ondel-ondel If you've ever been ondel-ondel, maybe I know But because I never followed games, I don't know who you are But why did you invite me?

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Because many people request for a Pascol Law. I wanted to invite Dewa 19, but... I think it's a bit expensive, right? Amat Dhani, and Andra. I wanted to invite Dewa 19, or even a Marginal Law. So, punk kids can come like that

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before but because of limited funds and actually not limited, right? this is a fund, right? What's wrong? It's correct, what's wrong? Is it correct? Yes, it's correct It's correct

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Yes, it's correct Is it correct? If it's not correct, we can make it smaller It's not correct, make it smaller How big is it?

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31?

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It's correct I called it the right one.

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Why is it the right one? Because it's the right one. If not, it's the right one. Can I smoke it? Yes, you can. Let's take it easy.

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Do I need to burn it, bro. Chill. Chill. You're gonna burn the cigarette, right?

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Yeah, bro.

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Yeah.

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Life is hard, huh? Life is hard, indeed. Dana Panjaitan. He calls himself the Black Dragon Leader. Yeah, that's right, bro. And he's called by his followers as the leader. Who's his representative? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm just a bit confused, you're called the chairman, who's the representative? That's why I want to ask, right? Everywhere there's a chairman, a representative, a secretary, structurally it's like that, right? Structurally, you're the chairman, who's the representative? I don't know. Until now there's no representative yet. No representative yet, okay.

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No representative yet. Who knows, maybe someone will propose or something, have a representative yet Okay No representative yet Who knows, maybe someone will propose to you and you'll be the representative What kind of representative? The representative of the leader, right? Yes, what kind of representative?

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The representative of the leader of the Black Dragon

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Oh, Black Dragon

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Black Dragon Black Dragon Black Dragon It's our slogan, bro. Like our organization. Right. But there's a reason. Why is this a black dragon? Did this dragon like to play when it was little? Hot, never sleep in the afternoon or what?

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No, this is like our organization when playing games. This is a group of black dragons. Like a community, right?

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Yes, yes, community.

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Born in Pematang Siantar, Medan. Right? Yes, Medan, community. No one brought it? Where did they bring it? To the birthplace? No, that's Pematang Siantar It's the name of the place The object That's right, the name of the area Don't tell me about geography

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Don't tell me I understand geography, Pematang Siantar, Medan You're the one who said You're the one who said Pematang Siantar Who brought it? Medan. You said that you are the one who sent the letter.

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Yes.

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You said that you are a geographer. That's the name of the place. That's right. You are the one who sent the letter. I mean, when I was born, who was the one who sent the letter? I lived there, Bang.

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That means you arrived there. What do you mean? Because you were not sent there. If you were not sent there, you would have arrived. I live there. I was born in Pematang Siantar.

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Yes.

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Why did you say that?

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Because you arrived. Where did you arrive? You arrived in Pematang Siantar. But, I...

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Is this a question or what?

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It's true. You didn't send you to Pematang Siantar because you already live there I was born in Pematang Siantar Yes, you were born in Pematang Siantar I was not taken to any other place, I was born in Siantar Yes, that means you already arrived there I don't understand

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There's an information that you graduated from high school High school or high school?

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High school

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High school High school is Is high school Sweet or not? Technical school High school

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No high school Mechanical school Yes, mechanical school I'm studying engineering, I'm not studying high school Engineering school? Yes, engineering school

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Yes, I'm studying about machines

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What kind of machines are those?

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Cars, motorcycles, that's all

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Is there a coconut machine? Why would a high school student study about coconut machines? To make coconut milk Klappa Blah But begin something Yeah, I'm a super jar and I'm category to take the together and Kendaraan ringan Come on, I'm a machine Klappa. Yeah I don't want to you can make a motorcycle? No, I can't.

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You can't make a motorcycle?

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Can you make a car?

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No, I can't. Go to Batam? Bikini Batam? No, Batam. To Pulau Neriu. The one near Singapore?

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Yes.

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What are you doing in Batam? I'm just wandering around.

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Looking for a job.

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To help out in the village. Yes, yes, yes.

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What kind of job? A ship's porter. A ship's porter?

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Yes.

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On a porter? A ship's porter, for a ship. Yes, for a ship. On a porter... The money, right? to be used as a ship's anchor why do you go back to anchor? because there's a ship's anchor

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we don't anchor the ship, we already have it so we will make a boat, a boat for a boat a fire boat? why a fire boat? do you really need coffee to anchor a ship? Do you really need coffee when you're rowing a ship?

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I need it.

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You need it, right?

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I need it, but we make it a ship.

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A boat, a boat, a boat.

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A boat, right.

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A boat, a boat.

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Right, right, right.

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Not a ship. Have you ever had a coffee from a ship? I have. Here's more info. I'm not sure. at that time. Oh, this friend. It's already minus. How many minus? I want to know. Minus 8, right?

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It's already minus. It's already minus, bro.

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So, it's still a struggle at that time. What's the solution? So, if we want to get married, we should pray, we should do the blessing. So, there's someone who's going to get married. From the one who's going blessing. So, there's a middleman. From the middleman to the middleman.

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It's different. Matang Siantar is the name of the city. But when it's the time to release the fish, there's a middleman. For the release.

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Yes, that's right.

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So, you use the goldfish.

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Yes.

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What kind of fish is Ikan Mas? Ikan Mas is a fish. It's a fish name in Sumatera.

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It's the same here.

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In Jakarta, it's also called Ikan Mas.

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I knew it.

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It's different from the region, and the name is different. But, it's the same. Yes, it's the same. Ikan Mas. It's different region, different name. But it's the same. Yeah, it's the same.

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You were selling TV back then. Yeah, I was.

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To buy goldfish. Yeah, to buy goldfish. How many inches did you get?

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Inches?

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It's per fish. So, it's 40.000 rupiah per kilo. 40.000 rupiah per kilo? Just the fish?

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No!

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How can you work here?

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Tail, 1 kg for how much? 40.000 Rupiah Expensive, right? If it's 1 kg but we don't have money for 40.000 Rupiah let's just walk, how much is 1 walk. How many meters is 1 Kilo?

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It's far, bro. It's far.

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Why do you want us to walk?

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1 Kilo is at least 1000 meters. We can just walk instead of watching Duel TV. We can't watch it. But what if we don't work?

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Yeah, so...

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Those are the times of struggle. Those were... Those were the worst times. Those were the worst times. The crisis. The monetary crisis.

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I often cried at that time. Oh God, please help me.

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But I'm a Christian.

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Oh God, please help Naim.

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I've said that before.

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Yes, crying at night. Have you ever worked until you're an Arab? Yes, I have. Ah, you guys. No, I'm an Arab Saudi. Arab Saudi?

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Yes.

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Why is your name Arab Saudi? Because it's a country Saudi Arabia? why is it called Saudi Arabia? because it has a tongue no, it's not it's Saudi Arabia it has a tongue no, it's not

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it's Saudi Arabia there's a tongue in Saudi Arabia, there's a penis You can't ride a wheelchair, right? Have you ever worked in Singapore?

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Yes, I have.

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Did you feed the lions? No, we washed dishes, broke the grave.

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Whose grave was broken?

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The grave of that person.

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The grave of Singaporeans?

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Yes.

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Why was it broken? So, the grave of that person count it, the grave is small So there can be up to 8 people inside So if someone dies or wants to repair the grave, we will break it Not just a scratch?

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Well, it's a scratch

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It's a scratch, right? So it's a grave digger too? No, we just break this part, we can't touch it We just break the stones Oh, so it's not buried now as a streamer

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mobile game yes

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Mobile Legends

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what car legend is that? Mobile Legends not a car Mobile Legends it's a legend, right? Not a legend, Mobile Legend

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What is that? Game What game? Playing Mobile or Legend?

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Mobile Game

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I don't understand Mobile Game Mobile Legend

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Mia, Mia, Mia

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Gor, Gor Gor Gor Gor Gor

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I don't understand Parsa Parsa Parsa Who is Parsa? Mobile Legends? What do you do as a streamer?

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Well, I play

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Anyone watching?

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Yes No, I don't.

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He said he got 25 million from one person.

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Is that true? No.

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He said after shaving his eyebrows.

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Oh, yes. I did.

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You did?

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Why did you shave your eyebrows?

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Because of a challenge.

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A wild boar? Challenge? Because it's a challenge, bro. A wild boar?

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Challenge. Challenge is not a wild boar. Who said that? You're a boar, but you look like a boar.

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Challenge is a wild boar, bro.

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What?

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It's like a challenge. So, he's like,

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do you want your eyebrows to be shaved for 25 million? Do you want it? Yes, I want it. I said that, Bang But why is the one with the bald head? This is already bald from there, Bang The one you asked about yesterday was about 6 months ago It's already grown, Bang Hmm, the eyebrows

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Yes, the eyebrows

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What did you shave? Eyebrows? I shaved my eyebrows Yes, what did you shave? Mouth? I shaved my eyebrows like this until it's gone, Bang You trimmed it? No, I just shaved it I shaved my eyebrows like this You trimmed it?

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No, I just shaved it

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You can't shave it Shaved eyebrows You're so rude How many times did you get a disower? 25

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The 25th times? Yes

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Have you ever got a disower for 25k?

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Often

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25k is often What did you do? Did you see the back?

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No

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We just talked

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Just talked

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How was it? How are you? After that, you got a disower for 25k yeah I'll give you 100.000 rupiahs I'll send it to you Happy birthday, bro I hope you'll always be healthy I hope you'll always be healthy I hope you'll always be healthy

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What if I celebrate my birthday everyday? I'll give you 100.000 rupiahs I'll give you 100.000 rupiahs I'll give you 100.000 rupiahs But, Ken The same thing, right?

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I'll still pay, Bang. Still pay?

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Yeah.

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For the same thing, you still pay? Yeah. If you make a speech, is it safe? But not safe? I mean, Bang, you make a speech, whether you want to be safe or not,

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that's your business

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Oh, so it's not a miracle, the words of the happy birthday speech

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I'm trapped, right?

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No, it's not a matter of being trapped, this is a prayer to save people What if the person is not safe? Yes, we are safe, we say the best prayers The best of prayers. Oh. If you say it's a blessing, but the person's name is not?

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It's not necessary. So, whatever the person's name is, it's the same. It's a blessing. Has anyone ever blessed this nation?

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No.

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Bless this nation from corruption. No one has requested it corruption No one has requested yet No one has requested yet If you want to be requested, what is the budget? 100 thousand only To save this nation?

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Yes, 100 thousand

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You are not opportunist 20 million I will save this nation No, that's an execution If we just say it Just say it, it means you

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Can't save the nation's child That's the point

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Nation's child Okay, that's the point. Son of a bitch.

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That's what will be highlighted by people. Because you... Because you are one of the most requested. Invite Mr. Col, please. But after we talked, because you are one of the most requested please invite pastor but after we talk it turns out you can't save the nation's child

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that is a disappointment for your audience that's not my job but you saved it I mean the saying the saying save our earth saving the earth What do you mean by that? The saying is... Save our earth

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Save the earth Earth, be safe When did you start smoking? In high school So you were fighting against? high school high school? so you quit high school and you were fighting against the last king? until you quit?

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usually if you quit, you fight against the last king right? mario bros vs kura-kura so who did you fight in high school? we didn't fight anyone, we quit high school they said you were gamers Who did you play against last year? No one, we already graduated from high school You said gamers I'm not a gamer yet

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Oh, so you're new It's exciting to play against other players Have you played against Mario Bros? I don't know God of War?

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You know it, right? I don't know You know right? Is it over? I've never played it You've never played it? What's the one that's over?

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Nothing

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You said it was SMA It's just SMA, bro Yeah, who are you fighting? That's why I want to know What are you fighting? The enemy

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Usually there are levels After this, you fight this After this, you fight this, after this you fight this After that, the last level is over There's a credit scene Who made it? Who made the SMA?

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Where's the SMA enemy? Of course there is, the one who makes a fuss, there's an enemy Oh we don't make a fuss, we never make a fuss You don't make a fuss? Swear, we never make a fuss I'm here and you're there

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where is the object of conversation? I'm getting dizzy you're breaking my head you're asking questions I haven't finished one you already gave me one

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you're breaking my head because you didn't answer the question you already finished how can I answer your question? I haven't finished one question yes, who did you finish it with? what do you want me to finish? I already finished my exam How can I answer your question? I can't even answer one question

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What did you finish? What do you mean? You finished your high school What did you finish? I didn't finish my high school I graduated with the best grades

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I finished my school You finished it, right? Yes, but I didn't have to fight the last boss You sure? Yes Yes, but you don't have to fight the last boss or anything I don't have one You don't have one? Are you sure? Yes, I don't have one

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There are exams, right? But not the last boss That's the last boss

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Okay, if you bring it there

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Yes

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Okay, it makes sense

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Who do you fight?

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It means the high school

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Fight the school exam National exam Yes, just answer it Easy Yeah, just answer it like that, right? Easy You're just going to say it, but you're twisting it around No, I'm not twisting it around How are you going to answer a question like that? What do you want me to twist?

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What song do you like to listen to? I'll twist it later You're so mature I'm getting nervous seeing you like this No, I'm just twisting it around What do you want me to twist?

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You're just confused that I'm confused to answer your question No one is confused from the beginning

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I've been watching you from the beginning

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Thank you for your attention I'm so... Do you have a girlfriend? I'm married Oh, you're married With your girlfriend?

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With your wife? So you have a wife? Have a kid? Have a wife? Have a wife?

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I'm afraid you'll always answer by yourself

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Have a kid? Yes, I have a kid Have a kid What does a kid call his wife?

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Who's wife?

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My wife? Well, it's mama. Mama. Do you call your son, Abang? Papa. Do you call your husband, Istrinya?

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I'm going to break my head, I swear!

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How many kids do you have?

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Wait, what do you mean? What's your husband's name? I call my wife? Yes. Sayang or?

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Beb.

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What's your wife's name? Beb too. Which one is Beb? Sayang, or babe. Isteri manggil abang? Babe juga. Yang babe yang mana nih? Kalo misalnya dua-duanya manggil babe, yang mana yang istri, yang mana yang suami kan gak tau. Orang bodoh mana yang mempermasalakan itu?

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Lu lama-lama ya!

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Gua geram.

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Kesel sama lama.

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Saya belum nikah, belum married. Makanya pengen nanti salah manggil, ya kan? I'm not married yet That's why I want to call you by a wrong name

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I'm getting mad at you, Ter

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My wife calls me babe For example, my wife calls me babe I call my wife... I call... who? I call God Isn't it weird to call God? If you call, it's up to you

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We can call anyone as long as we have money and budget We can call anyone Ari Lasso, if you want to call him,, as long as you have money and budget You can call me anytime You can call me Arie Lasso anytime But that was your wife's discussion Why did your wife call you Arie Lasso? Because I called her, I can call her anytime

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No, you've been asking questions, I haven't prepared one yet

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You've answered this, you gave me this question

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It's not connected Okay, slowly, explain it slowly Explain it slowly How to call... How to call your husband and wife. Babe, it can be babe, it can be love,

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it can be love, or it can be... pity or something. That's Medan language, right? Batak language, pity. I've been three times, I'm stressed. I'm only two.

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Wait, we we're 3 together Pity, love, that's it But do you love it? If your wife falls, do you love it? It's not even 5 minutes No, it's not like that I'm being helped

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You love it Yes, I do love it But it's not even 5 minutes The term 5 minutes is for food

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I see

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So I'm wrong

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Of course, you're wrong from the start

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You're wrong from the start I admit I'm wrong But you're too emotional I don't know what you wrote I asked you questions, you wrote notes Notes are for the that we talked about earlier.

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For something that maybe many viewers don't know. What is your real name? It turns out that your real name is... Pematang Siantar. I swear I'm going to break it. I'm following your words. I'm stressed, really.

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I'm Pematang Siantar.

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I came back from here to study psychology. Oh, not a pastor anymore? You're a chef, right? I'm a psychologist, man!

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Oh, not a pastor anymore? Oh my God!

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Thank you for watching this episode. Don't forget to share, subscribe, and whatever. See you again.

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Cut! How can you work here? Sorry, I'm sorry.

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Sorry. It's okay. This is what we expect. Take it easy. He's a bastard. People come here to follow the rhythm. I haven't even heard one word, and he already has a new question.

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It's about this era. I can't connect, my brain is stuck. A lot of people requested, right? A lot of people requested this

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I haven't... Is this normal?

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It's done It's done

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It's done Hmm, who's to blame?

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