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You mean a trap wait a minute now, you see that what is this was the wind He officially got a brand new update There's a whole new biome and I honestly don't want to talk too much about it cuz it kind of spoils the video But I'll give you one clip Guys, look at these little guys! Look at these little guys! Look at the little rhino beetles!
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So make sure to go to the link in the description or go to buildables.com slash smitty to secure yours today. It will take a little bit to get to you, but I promise you it eventually will but with all that yapping and self-promotion Out of the way, I'm gonna let you guys get to the video of me and my friends climbing a mountain We are definitely not qualified for leave a like on the video if you enjoy and thank you so much for watching in the first
Place I'm gonna pull my weed around on old bro
That was what I joined into hey
We're all astronauts hey guys just you see this thing over here it just moved bullshit that's just oh did you throw that dude I swear to God it creeped onto my screen. It looks so creepy Dude, yeah, it jumped from right here and into my frame and landed here and I was like, what is that? Wait, what did they open up the no, I think you just oh my god wait What's in here? I may have found something better than basketball.
Guys, quit crossing each other up for a sec. Come check this out. Oh, photo booth. Yeah, it's a little photo booth. Yay! Who did a backflip in the middle of that, dog? Come on, man. Stop backfl- You put your balls on my head!
I just saw that. You put your balls on my head
We all post up and look extra swaggy for the absolutely should we all should we all be like doing the same thing
Yeah, I think we all be doing crossed arms
Come on guys stop pushing me forward I'm doing it I hate school photo day bro someone push me right in the middle all right everyone stay there let's stay there
let's do there wait which one should Wait, which one should we do? Which one should we do? Oh shit.
FUCK! I look like I'm shitting. God, I can't time it right!
It looks like Bumper was shitting, dude. Look at his face as he gets up on that third one. It looks like Bumper was shitting, dude. Look at his face as he gets up on that third one oh you can say your own checkpoint surely yeah you can say your own checkpoint that's huge so what is the checkered flag exactly this checkpoint check point we sit our own checkpoint if we die checkpoint flags we're gonna respond points if you die you respond where you put the checkpoint flag oh we don't need that shit hey another checkpoint flag
I'm getting loot For now I got fortified milk yummy I got so much milk you don't even know shit yeah I got a blue I got lots of stuff I got milk I found milk I got a balloon. I got lots of stuff. I got milk. I found milk. I got a balloon. I got a bunch of stuff. I found another checkpoint flag which reminds me, hold on.
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Get started freeOps! Oh well.
Yeah, I was gonna throw it off anyways.
Yeah, help me. I don't know why he's blaming you for his hidden problem. You know Matt. There's a cannon right there Do you still have it what the balloon Sounds like bees oh my god you actually
Get him
Now he's right here I see him poor guy hey man wait buffer just hold on we'll wait for him to wake up stop I'm trying to do so're making me laugh. It's supposed to be a serious moment.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh. That's new. What's that guy? Why is he talking?
Why is it speaking?
I don't know. Look at that! Fortnite!
You can't handle this. You can't handle this. This is mine. My grandpa designed this thing. Hold on, stay there.
Wait.
Wait, move a little closer. move a little closer move a little closer all right I'm gonna try and jump and activate this to see if it saves me okay I regret this decision yeah look at this other thing I got look at this other thing I got, look at this other thing I got. Got this, I got this in a crate, and I got this in a crate. This is crazy.
Dammit.
No, he got it! Run! Yonder!
Can you ask Big Mong if he's dead big?
Big Mong is a pig.
No! I Think you hit the PTSD nerve
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Hey
That was easy AF
Finally oh my god. You guys took so long to get up here What do you say bro what have you been doing to him what have you been doing to him dude you're scaring him offer what are you doing dog hey Oh new level oh guys let's go camping. I brought an effigy just for this occasion What does that do we can do a ritual in the forest while we're camping and they kill one of us No, I'm saying who blurt oh
It's bouncy bouncy Oh, it's bouncing bouncing
No double bounces no double bounces
You see that what is this was the wind Oh, I'm getting pushed to the spider! To the spi- AHHHHH! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! Oh, oh, oh, oh, holy shit, holy shit! I'm alive! I'm alive!
There's a yellow shroomberry, should I eat it? Oh, let's do testing Oh puffer I have yellow you have green you eat yours at the same time ready one two three There's something on my screen, I don't know what that is I'm infected I'm true I feel okay Do I have shrooms on me? No, do you turning into the human? Shrooms. Oh, yeah, you ate the bad. Which one did you eat again? The green one. All right, the green one yellow good green bad noted. Wait, what about blue? Has anybody eaten blue?
Oh shit. Eat the blue one. Let's find out
All right
Dies immediately I have a lot of bars Alright. Uh oh. He just- he dies immediately.
I have... a lot of bars.
Nah, he's faking it, he's faking it.
The wind!
Oh, shit!
What were the- Just watchin', we get sucked through a tree. Oh What's that? What's going on? Why is our fire? Where do you place? What is there? Oh, it's a grill. Oh, it's a grill Oh shit. Wait, maybe you could cook the disease out of this mushroom. Oh, I Just cooked my marshmallow Get on my way bro. Get on my way bro. Go ahead bro go ahead man cook your mushroom bro oh yeah this looks probably good oh it's nice
yeah I mean I think this is the point you scout can and we scout can it up that way oh shit somebody hit the thing guys look at these little guys little rhino beetles the little rhino beetles I tried to warn him I said there were rhino beetles I'm also getting molded I don't think we could be in here guys I think I'm dead I popped some milk I popped milk Oh, I popped some milk I pop milk
I think I'm gonna die
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Get started freeDamn Ah! What is that sound? Uh. You're a mold monster.
Smitty was green and come when it's flying.
I was always green.
I'm just gonna light this and jump in it. Okay, so. Oh! Did it work? Use the thing in your backpack.
What is in my backpack? Oh yeah! I gave you that!
Wait, does this bring you all back? Yeah, it'll raise. I think one of us
What?
What's moving I'm back What what like right below us
Yummy, I just want to say before we do die Come here. Come here. Look, look, look guys. What? What? Like right below us? Right below you. Yummy, I just want to say before we do die. Oh my god. I just want to say before we do die.
Is it a spider?
Thank you for bringing me back.
That's a zombie!
Zombie!
Am I okay? I think I'm okay.
I think I'm okay. He's knoc knocked out, people.
He's knocked out.
Yummy, I found a tree.
Oh, we're dead, man.
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Get started freeFuck it.
Maybe we go through this real quick?
Yeah, I think we go through this real quick.
Go ahead.
Oh.
Pretty yummy spine.
So I should go that way?
Yeah. It's all, it's totally not all on you.
Oh, there it is.
Hey, you could do that if you have a full stamina bar.
I do!
I had nothing left.
Wee!
That was an up-a-loop below you.
Nah, I ain't going down there. I know his zombie ass is down there waiting for me.
I'm way too far down.
There's no way I'm making for me. I'm way too far down. There's no way I'm making it. I don't think I can do this
I'm good. I'm good. You guys are freaking out for no reason, bro
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Get started freeWhy not for no reason hey, what the fuck am I supposed to do in here fucking die what the hell is this that's the paint well I'm good damn brother she came out of nowhere. I think you might just have to go through the stink paint. Yeah, but where? Is there even like...
Touch the paint. Touch the paint.
There's not even like a place to go. I feel like the mold is talking through Yami to us right now.
Please touch the paint.
Hold on. I do see a way through, I think, over there.
Go get it.
Alright, let's go oh my god oh my god he's crazy oh my god I need more subs to him behind you too hold on oh yes oh I'm good here I know I'm good oh I'm good here. I know I'm good here. I'm good here. Oh, oh my god. It's out of the green bad green bad
Holy shit was red good we haven't had red. I don't know about red, bro
I'm tweaking, bruh. Wait, this is good! Red is crazy, it gives you unlimited stamp.
Yeah, not on my screen.
No, I'm good.
Not on my screen either.
It gave me that rainbow thing on the health bar.
Really?
Yeah.
Does that mean it's gonna have a serious negative side effect? I've never never had any mushroom in a forest that has made me sweat I
Used to eat mushrooms out of cow shit I feel like this is a real lore job drop dude CIA couldn't have waterboarded that info out of me Oh Climb that tree. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. The biggest ever green. Where's the smoke?
I'm climbing up the tree, bro. Oh, I'm peeking here. Oh, I'm peeking Hold on I'm gonna jump to this rock over here go this way. Holy shit We kill it's so peaceful up here Yeah, but okay mushroom more mushroom. I see the smoke. It's just there it is My bad bro, I'll speed it up. You got it man. Yeah bro, he's bored of watching. Wait, um, no way.
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Get started freeNo way.
I know we're good.
Oh my god.
I need a better way. I don't have enough stamina to go that way.
Hold on, I gotta eat this. You're a little mushy. Only a little bit of poison.
We beat Roots. We beat the roots that new level a shit they gonna update this game come on bud come on back to me sure buddy what do I can I eat peppers uh those I think they hurt you they just set you on fire wait what happens if you cook the kid what if you cook this and then Eat it
Let me know
I'm on fire you fucker
No, I don't want it. I beat the level you can't bully me. You can't bully me. I beat that level
And I did the cannon and I revived you
No, I don't want to go to the winter time oh shit this map again Mesa's gun winter time hard
Oh, dude, wait come back come back look at this Oh sick backflip, I kind of like this just whimsical you know I don't know we look like the Beatles hey yummy who you represent dog imagine throwing up gang signs and fucking peak oh shit I forgot about how do I forget? Which storm I'm good here It's actually crazy that we're fine and they're struggling We might find yummy we've armed what have fight cover like just frozen solid over here, but just be a block of ice
Because it's sick
offer It look like just be a block of ice. My little balls is frozen to a pole. That'd be kinda sick. Buffer?
It look like it.
Oh, wait.
Is that a hole?
Oh, he's right here.
Dude, is that lava?
That's frozen water, yummy.
Bro, that shit look like lava to me.
It do kinda look like that, but it's frozen water. Why the lava on the water level the water level with the lava lava with the water level
Why the water level with the water ice level water?
From a distance it looked like a you know what that rock kind of look like a butthole after Taco Bell I'm not gonna lie look at that shit
Fucking hot sneaks at the ass. Look at that shit. Hey.
Hey.
Hmm.
Yeah, we'll be alright there. Yeah, we'll be good.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
You can stand there, right, Pumper?
There'd be a crate over here, boy.
Grab me, grab me, grab me, grab me, grab me,
pull me, pull me, pull me! I'm scratching my nose, god damn it.
Piton! Sorry. Piton! Piton! Piton! That was really scary. That was it. Found Piton! Piton! Take Piton! Dude, shut up! Damn! The French guy won't leave me alone! He found a piton! Piton! Piton!
Are you sure we can do this?
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Get started freeNo. Winter's been drinking again. I'd just be climbing wherever I see, you know? Yeah, we can do this. Piton! He put his piton down!
I really needed to. I was about to die. I was about to die. Yeah, I love two things in life. It's pittin and shit. Oh god.
I might drop. I'm dropping right here.
Oh it's a good spot.
Thank you. Hey buddy.
Wooo dude. Backflip.
Alright.
Just cracked skull. CTE done. He's just laying there. He's good. He's good. Get him out on the field. He's gonna receive Come on come out Carl. Oh Look Barry magic three magic beans. Holy shit. We're like mythical rich dude. This is crazy
If you get enough beans, you will be rich
Are we good
Hey, it's fine, it's fine.
Oh, I don't know about that, guys.
Go to the right, Puffer, go to the right.
I'm really hungry.
Guys, have a big yellow bar.
What did we get, dog? Is that what I think it is?
Pandora's lunchbox.
Oh, shit, you gonna open it it find out what's in there
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Get started freeDesperate times can we all backflip before we go down? Dude I would give it so much for you to keep rolling there Well, we got to it now, I think. Oh shit! Ow! Ow! I think I got the worst of that.
It's gotta be it.
Oh my god!
How fucking far did I fall?
How fucking far did I fall? How fucking far did I fall? Far enough! Y'all set me up for failure. How fucking far did I go? How fucking far did I go? How fucking far did I go?
Far enough.
Y'all set me up for failure.
Failure? Dude!
I asked if you wanted it. You did give me no chance.
Lava's rising by the way.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait a sec. I'm also gonna wait because I think my beanstalk might save my life. dying with heaviness yeah take at least the cannon or something oh the kid is so heavy oh yeah I've been lugging that thing for two fucking biomes pretty good honestly I can help you. He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
He's dead.
Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Shit! That was a complete slip! Oh, man! Dude! Okay, I'm just dying, bro. Oh Three of us bro
At a boy bumper Yay Go ahead check it all out buddy. Check it all out. Yeah, you deserve all the loot. We do not have any backpacks, bro
So screwed as the three set off into the cave, okay, they realized mr. Krabs narrating What do they realize Oh They realize
Mr. Krabs the narrator did we mute the narrator? What happens he insecure about being mr. Krabs. Yes
All there's a wiener and three dogs or
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finally It looked like a bubble gumum this looked like a double bubblegum shrimp back and forth there were four of them someone took to someone took to I saw it happen I saw it happen I saw it it's yummy it's yummy it's yummy not me yummy has it you don't want to know I know Matt ready Matt cuz the rope is behind him
Why would he drop a rope behind him and pick up an extra marshmallow? Just give up the fucking marshmallow man, just let him have it God damn it Matt you can have my trail mix, buddy. Fuck this asshole. Sorry to be such a fucking burden.
No, I'm not mad at you! I'm not mad at you! I'm mad at him! I'm mad at him!
Carl ate the winter berry! Carl ate the winter berry! It's either I get one marshmallow, and he gets one marshmallow and one winter berry, or I get two marshmallows!
That's not-
The winter berry's like 1% food! That is not a fair argument, Yummy. You lose.
Uh oh! Uh oh!
I'm gonna make a decision.
I'm making a decision.
I'm making a decision. You're making a pit-on decision. Game time decision.
Are you pittin' it? Hold on.
Yeah, he's gonna pit and then you go left to the bridge, right?
Correct.
Yep.
I probably could have made this, but it is what it is. I know some of us have low stamina. Hey, we might be cooked this way. We might need to go the way Yummy was on. Real talk? No, seriously. I'm not kidding. Yeah, but...
Like, that might be the only way. Uh, I also might be wrong. It looks like there's no way up without any tools.
I have a chicken! Chicken. I have a chicken.
I have a rope.
Can you half beat the chicken? Like the cereal?
Uh, you want me to try? Yeah.
Just backflip, bruh.
Just backflip.
I'll be honest. Just backflip.
No hesitation at all.
Oh.
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It was awesome, is that good?
Is that good
How do we get across come on, but what is the where do we go from there follow?
I've read the script. Okay. Okay. I've read the script I know how this movie ends and it started with puffer jumping off a goddamn cliff Need a bit more. I could- here you go.
Ready Matt?
Catch this shit! What's up? Okay!
Come on Kobe Bryant! Just uh scroll wheel, scroll wheel it.
Scroll wheel.
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Get started freeI can get to that.
Hey!
What does that mean, backflip? Oh no, he's gonna backflip. He's backflipped right to the...
No, Yumi, don't do it! Yumi, don't do it! That's tragic.
Oh, I hit a rock on the way down there.
Okay, uh, what's your stamina look like? Not bad, not bad. Okay, do you think you can get over to that?
Well, I'll give it a call and try.
Oh my god.
Is there anywhere to stand on that sucker? Oh my god. Yeah, he's good. He's good I'm gonna wait for you to climb up then I'll go for me
Okay
This was a mistake. This was ultimately a mistake because Smitty's not gonna be able to make it
Okay
Remember that
Remember that I started to go and then you were like I have more rope but I was already
committed
Oh checkpoint wait right now and kill yourself to a backflip place it I think try again
yeah Lord I hope this works I think. Try again. Do it again. Yeah!
Lord, I hope this works.
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Get started freeWhat if he just comes back by himself?
Nah, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's just a checkpoint for him! It's just a checkpoint for him!
He killed himself!
AHH! AHH! AHH! Oh my god!
What a fantastic way to kill!
That's some bullshit!
That's some bullshit!
Hey, look at me though look at me though at least I'm cute as hell look at this shit yeah
well so the checkpoint the checkpoint only
respawns you huh
yeah and it spawned me
it spawned you underneath the bridge
laughing
that's a good idea that's a good idea You I spawned you underneath that's a good idea that's a good idea You I spawned you underneath
I looked up and I saw like a straight shot right out the top
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