People Keep Trespassing (Waterpark Sim Episode 16)

You already know what time it is, chat! Goob Lagoon episode 16! If you was not here yesterday, we made big changes to the water park yesterday. If you didn't see them, you're about to see him now everybody lock in!

Dube Lagoon time! Yeah! Kiggy!

Dick Stanky with a five.

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W Kitty. She be chillin'. W Kitty. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another safe day at the Goob Lagoon, you hear me? If you missed yesterday's episode, you're about to see what happened in yesterday's episode.

Cause I'm about to tell you what happened in yesterday's episode because I'm about to tell you what happened in yesterday's episode. Look here we have made a new area in the goob lagoon there is now a branch of the goob lagoon that we have named simpleton shores and if you look over here in this area, it goes from the tile to straight sand action. This area over here is Simpleton Shores, okay? So if you go over here, I guess you're a simpleton. I don't know, but this is what the place is called.

It's called Simpleton Shores, I'll tell you that much. And we put another death slide over here. It's only called the death slide because you'll almost die from having so much fun. That's the only reason we call it that. So let's open up, we're good to go, let's open up. Y'all ready to have a good shift?

Me too. Let's open up Kaiser, lock in bubble. We're gonna have a lot of customers again, let's go. Make sure he's doing his job, I gotta get some water real quick. Hold up. Lock in Kaiser.

Tee hee.

Oh my goodness.

I already hear a massive crowd of people. Lord have mercy. Hey, how y'all doing? Give me a second. I'm back. How's Kaiser doing?

Oh my goodness. There's a lot of people here. He's doing his best though. Yo, Silver with the five, thank you. Lock in. Lock in. There's an intruder already. Hey, how y'all doing?

Y'all doing good? Get out of my park right now. You really thought you was gonna sneak by me already when the day just started? You should be ashamed of yourself. Wait a minute kaizen

Kaiser Is that his cousin Did he just let his cousin in is there a conspiracy theory going on here wait a minute Okay, somebody already went down the super, the super ultra. You got a wristband on? You do got a wristband on.

Okay, we fell off. Where's all the customers at? We're good. How y'all doing? Hope everybody's having a goobtastic day today. Let me go get my thing.

Want somebody to scream, hold on. Move the face cam. I don't wanna move my face cam, but I will. It's gone forever actually it's gone. No, I got it We're good Hey, how y'all doing? Oh, you cannot be panicking on the big tall one, dude. That's dangerous Okay, nobody's going on the death slide today. I do not know why they wouldn't be going on that slide

Hang on I heard somebody screaming pain hang hang on hey, hey, hey look here Yo, soarin you gonna be sore if you if you uh, if you make it off the dive board you holding people up Lord have see yo soarin I just tanked the fall you could have done it too. You're good. Brittany's drowning. Oh my goodness, Brittany What are we? Poop everywhere, huh? Chat, would you take a dump in the goop lagoon, would ya, huh?

Brittany, hang on, I'm coming to, how you drowning when you're right there by the edge? Brittany, just grab onto the edge, hello? Brittany. Brittany, the edge. Now I'm teaching you a lesson, you got to learn to help yourself for once in your life

You got me messed up. You're gonna sit there and drown Now you gotta learn a valuable lesson today Brittany. You're sitting there right by the edge. You won't grab the edge No, you won't learn a lesson today. You got me messed up. Won't you grab the edge? I'm a saver Britney seriously what are you doing for real though like like you're literally right there on the edge just grab the edge maybe that's harder or less than though chat like dude you're right there you know what I mean hey why is nobody buying why is nobody buying the hot dogs oh my goodness there's people at the

simpleton shores chat look hey how y'all do how you doing Sophie how you doing uh Mary marina hope y'all are enjoying the new addition to the Kobe's waiting for a lemonade Kobe Did he just circle back and get a double lemonade did you see that he literally left and walked back and got a dub What did that just say what What did that graffiti just say? Hello? Yo, you can't be in here stankin' man.

Hold on, what's good Jack?

How you doin' Jack? You doin' alright? Get out of my water park right now. OH LORD!

Okay, hold on, somebody else stankin'. Let me have that real quick.

You're good to go- uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh, hold on. Um, this is the first person we've seen go up this particular slide. Ma'am, look. This is the new version of the death loop. I'm not sure if they fixed the recall on this one. Just please be careful. Please. Please, Sophie.

Did you think that was funny?

Lyra, did you just think that was funny? Soap, and you're gonna go down the slide at the... Wow, she's got good form, she's actually good. Yeah, she's good, she's fine. Well, chat, we're at one death today. Okay, she made it, she's good she's fine well chat we're at one death today okay she made it she's good to go okay y'all gotta be super careful going on yo Brittany wait a minute Brittany you was just drowning a minute ago what is happening over

there hold on Kaiser's messing up. I gotta make sure Britney's okay. Britney! Sophie. Britney, no!

Britney, no!

She made it, we're good. Hey, Sophie. Sophie, get off the slide. There's other people. Oh my goodness, I gotta go see what Kaiser's got going on. Lord have mercy.

Hey, how y'all doing over here? Y'all doing good? Harry's panicking on the dive over there. You go, Harry. I got your handle. Let me get you destincted real quick, too. There you go, Harry. Somebody's went on the ice cream. Hang on. I'll handle the tickets in a minute. Did I just hear a blood curdling stream. Somebody else is drowning as well.

Lord have mercy. Y'all are okay, I'm handling this. You stankin' too, I gotta go check what Kaiser's doing.

What, what?

Okay, hold on. Let me go see if Kaiser's doing good. Kaiser, what we got going on, Baba? Kaiser, Kaiser, Kaiser, this is a bad situation. Kaiser, do you see, there is literally 50 people out here. Please! Chat, no joke, I am actually dead serious.

I have never seen that many people waiting for a ticket, have you? I've never seen that many people trying to get into Goob Lagoon. That means we're successful. Hey, how you doing, Kaiser? Wait a minute, you tried to break in earlier.

Now you bought a ticket? You lucky I need the money. Get out of here. There's your vanilla ice cream. Have yourself a good one. Thank you.

What's good, Ronald? How you doing?

I said Ronald because it's Reagan.

Get it? Who was that though?

Who was Ronald Reagan?

Was that a president?

Yes it was.

Hey how you doing?

You want a strawberry ice cream? There you go. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much for choosing the Google. What's good Kenneth? You go walk right by the ice cream stand sitting there stankin like that

Are you real get the stank fumes all over the ice cream? You're ridiculous So much P. Oh and then you went over here Get out of here You better ride. I like trains. Nobody cares if you like trains, okay, get out of here You need to train to be a better person. Instead of getting...

Kaiser, Kaiser, Kaiser, I'm so serious. I need you to go faster. Why do all these people have cash, by the way? Nobody's using the card machine. Is the internet down?

Hello?

K-Sway, I love you with the five gifted, thank you. Two people just broke in, you really thought? You really thought, get out of here. I don't know what y'all think y'all doing, gonna break into the Google Lagoon, my guys, I'm not a security, you know, I'm not a security.

Somebody want an ice cream cone? Yes, they do, I'm coming, just give me one second. Okay, how you doing, have yourself a good one Maxwell. Thank you so much for choosing to Google a tool. Help anybody, help anybody, yeah, sure do. Is somebody else doing a 24 hour stay on the slide challenge? Solana, what are you doing?

Solana, no 24 hour water slide challenges are allowed to happen here. I need you to get off the slide please. Solana, Solana no 24-hour water slide challenges are allowed to happen here I need you to get off the slide please Solana Solana please I'm gonna push you into the pool so it's gonna be real safe okay get out of here I got that handle hold on I got you with an ice cream cone in just a second

okay with the five gifted thank you K with the five gifted. Thank you K with the five gifted. Hey what you want gram you want a cracker? Dude, I'm on one tonight Get it though. Hey Hey you get it though gram cracker This is why people come back to the goob lagoon it is what it is Yo, Jesse with the team get the W Jesse with the team get it. Thank you

Okay, strawberry ice cream I got you right here. Thank you so much have yourself a beautiful day Somebody took the time out of their day to come in here white graffiti Somebody wait for a hot dog. What are we doing? Oh my goodness. We're out of hot dogs. I gotta go

Chad are we getting rid of Kaiser?

Chad are we getting rid of Kaiser? Oh

My goodness Kaylee's drowning

Lord have mercy. There's too much stuff going on. There's 80 people outside trying to get in. I'm having a panic attack

Who's drowning? Who hang on?

You're good, thank you so much chat, this is bad chat. This is so bad for real. This is so bad K so's clown girl with the five gifted. Thank you Oh my goodness. Okay Hey, how y'all doing? I'm, so sorry about him six senior. What a sly pass. I got you right here Thank you so much jayden David you have yourself a good one What's good William four hours senior no slide pass. Okay, you're good to go. Thank you so much

Have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you Guess way too long for lemonade. Is that my fault? Okay, four hours teen no slide pass. I got you right here Thank you so much for choosing to Google Lagoon. I appreciate you for real Thank you. Hey four hours senior with a slide pass boom Allison's drowning. Okay, give me just one minute Allison. I'll be over in a minute Hey, how you doing? Libya? You want six hours adult slide pass? I'm about to kick you out immediately But I'm still gonna take your money. Yeah, get it. Could you drunk? Okay adult slide past there you go. I'm gonna kick you out just a minute. Thanks for the money though

Boom, boom Kaiser get back on it, please right now Kaiser get back on it right now. Gotta get out of here Sorry, who's drowning? I'm panicking! Somebody's drowning in the simpleton shores, imagine that. You're good to go. Somebody wait too long for ice cream? Well, you're a disgusting person for that. Due to the fact, oh, oh! Due to the fact that somebody's drowning

and you needed an ice cream over, Chad, provide probably or ties ice cream over somebody drowning do you hey how you doing milana you want a lemonade with a lemon in it i got you right here thank you so much for being here strawberry ice cream i can do that for you thank you so much have yourself a good one thank you so much about time you got here, Adrian. Where you been at, Bubba? Golly, I'm picking up the slack. Okay, we're good.

We're good, everybody relax, everything is okay. Chess, I hire somebody else if I have the ability to.

What would I?

Did you just write that? No, you didn't. I'm so sorry, Chandler. I misjudged you. What's happening? Why people running out of here? Okay, let me get this swept up or spray down We're good, please in please in the ship, please in the ship. I'm panicking. Please just do much going on who's injured And DeathloopVictimsAdvocate with the five gifted I Gotta go get a med kit. Why is there multiple people injured and laying dead on the ground?

What is happening? And she's still doing the 24-hour slide talent. Oh my goodness, no. $1,100 in tips by the way. Oh my goodness, hold on. The ambulance is about to be here. I gotta handle this before the ambulance gets here. That's an extra fine.

Chad, is this what happened? Is this literally what happened here? Yesterday they weren't like full-on dying from it are people actually dying from the slides now no way what happened to her wait no way you're still sitting here on the diving board please move we we're closed. No, I'm gonna handle that medic No, no, look it's not what it looks like look there's a recall on that slide there's a recall

You're cooked bro, what do you mean? This is bad. The medic gave you a nasty look dude, it wasn't my fault though You fell off bro only 15k buddy, it's a Wednesday not everybody has time to go to a water park on a Wednesday Maybe you need to grow up and get a job. You'd realize that

We didn't fall off.

Oh my goodness, it's actually over. This is supposed to be the best time in Goob Lagoon history right now because the Goob Lagoon is a four and a half star establishment at this very moment. We're supposed to be celebrating, almost hitting...

My watch wrong? Kaylee!

Kaylee it's 8pm! Please leave!

You're loitering! There's no 24 hour in the pool challenge going on! Thank you! Chat, what is up with people trying to use the goo lagoon for a 24 hour challenge? It's time for a second cashier or hear me out it's time to fire Kaiser And get a better cashier, I know y'all hate to hear that but listen He's done good for us so far. I will admit he has

But we're at the point now that he has fallen off And you know what I don't think I Don't think the goob lagoon is falling off. I think Kaiser has fallen Because Kaiser is the front man. He's the person that lets the people in here, right? She's still up there, you gotta be kidding me.

Oh my goodness, you have to be kidding. Is he going up there to handle it? Yo! What are you doing up here? Jaquan, what are you- Hey! Solana, you have to leave.

Get out of here. Solana.

Solana!

Leave the park! LEAVE THE PARK! You forced my hand. Have I messed with the wrong person? I'm going to try to get the slide to the top of the slide. Solana was doing a 24 hour challenge on top of my slide and would not get off. I moved the entire slide and she's just floating in place. This is unbelievable. No, better yet. I couldn't hit the 360. Try to do a 720 weapon swap, claymore swap. Please leave, Solana. Thank you.

Thank you for causing me just extra, just extra stuff. Thank you so much Solana Okay, let's restock the the lemonade stand the lemonade machine real quick

Welcome thank you

So Chad do people actually die when they fall off the slide now, do they actually like full-on die Because if so, that's bad news for the goob lagoon buddy. Let me tell you that is bad news for the goob lagoon chat. Lemonade needs restocked. I need to restock everything actually. Let me get two granola bars. Let me get some lemons. W boss working off the clock, by the way.

That's how you know I'm committed to having this place ran good, okay? I am. Nobody is a better, more committed boss than me, period. Okay, do I need to restock the ice cream too, right? Yes, ice cream needs restock.

Hot dogs could use a restock too. I'll go ahead and get those as well. to What'd you say to me? Welcome to Kmart. Fire him. Is there a better?

No.

Is there a better replacement?

Do y'all really wanna fire him?

I feel like he's done good. He's just now starting to fall off a little bit. Would that be unfair to fire him right now? I feel like it would. He's getting lazy. But the thing is, is he getting lazy or can he just not keep up with the amount of customers we're getting now?

Train them?

I think we did. Okay, hold on.

Chat, I'm not going to get more cashiers when there's only one cashier thing. So that would mean one person's just standing around all day getting paid for the free ski. Y'all understand that, right?

Hold on, let me look at the job thing real quick.

Hold on.

I'm not saying we're going to fire them for sure. I'm just saying, let me take a little peek real quick hold on i'm not saying we're gonna fire them for sure i'm just saying let me take a little peek real quick there's two no way there's two machines are you dead serious there is not two machines. You're telling me this is a machine? No way, Chad, are you serious? Ooh, that would go hard right there.

Janitor training level three. It's in park wait let's just do this for six points cashier training y'all to do that let's do that like actually yeah let's do that for real like no joke like for real actually that is a hundred percent to play right bottom Wait, I can't even hire nobody else yet. Nah, it's gonna be a minute before we can, we gotta save up so many points to get that. What do y'all think?

That's nine points. No, it's literally not. It's 10 and it's 10 1620 plus five

Poll it you're not understanding what i'm saying. It is impossible to do this right now You're not understanding There's no option. It's not possible We need to train them for now and save up for another employee Type yes, if you agree

You're literally wrong. You're literally the dumbest person breathing oxygen

There is no way on this planet earth earth I am wrong. Are you stupid? We would have to get extra large pockets which is 5 points. This don't matter. Another 4 12 13 14 15 plus 10 that's 25 we're gonna train and then we're gonna save for this and the extra employee correct yes thank you. That's literally, there's no other option. If you're saying no, I hope you know if you're typing no right now, you have no brain cells. You have no brain cells.

Okay, these rage baits ain't even funny no more. That's what I'm saying. It goes from rage bait to like are you okay? Here's the here's another question though chat do y'all want to add another slide? Look here, look here. You may not want to hear it, but I'm going to say it. Over here at Simpleton Shores, look here.

I think we have room for another slide here. Okay. slide here okay and i know what slide that i think could go good here come on bro come on bro or do we do another one do we do the double that one's pretty good or do we do the spiral do the do the do the death loop or we could do the quad barrel right here that won't really fit though I hate to say this chat the death loop is the only one that makes sense, truly.

The red spiral, chat this one, this one right here, this one takes up a lot of room. Why won't this thing go green? What's blocking it?

Hello? Hello? Oh, I had it. Perfect.

You see how I finessed that right there? Now this is gonna bring more people to Simpleton Shores over here. We gotta test it out, make sure it's good though. Chat, look at this. Dude, look at this! I fear this is beyond clean.

You ready?

Did you see it? We have $10,000. Do we waste money on something else right now? Or do we, I feel like we need to save. We're in a kind of a bad spot right now. I feel like we need to save.

Decorations. spot right now I feel like we need to save.

Decorations, ooh we are missing on some decorations though I'm not gonna lie. Ooh there's a little gazebo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's put this over here like in the corner like this so they can chill over here It's like a little gazebo corner right here. You see what I'm saying? Did you go boom right here? Did you go boom right here? I fear that's clean right there

Do you also fear it Call me that went in I don't know what just happened right there. Chat, what are you talking about paint, why do y'all want the slides painted? The slides look good in the color they come in. What you mean? Read the bits with the five, get the thank you. Y'all like this little chill corner right here?

I do That's actually insane, thank you a death loop victims advocate. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah, I've heard that a coz I don't have to get there. No, thank you so much. I appreciate that Okay, we could use some more decorations to do

Hmm. Oh

My goodness, I'm about to cook are you prepared?

Are you prepared for the amount of cooking that i'm about to do?

I don't think you need to bear witness to the amount of cooking that's about to happen right here

bear witness

There's somebody on the green slide wait what? What? Bear witness. Type one if you're bearing witness. I'm about to take a dump in my pants just to feel the warmth of something. I gotta go get the sledgehammer! I'm over here trying my best to make this a good experience and it's just nothing's working. I just want to place a fence. Just move it?

No you don't understand that wouldn't have worked. I need you to understand that that wouldn't have worked right there. Do you believe me? Type one if you think I'm cooking. I'm actually cooking. You may not understand the vision right now of what's happening, but something's actually

happening right now. That's going to be great for the Google Doom. Razzle dazzle with the five.

Thank you.

Bros making a garden. You're modded.

Thank you.

Matter of fact who just said it's a jail? No! Matter of fact I'm about to take it a step farther right here. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Goob Lagoon Garden Center. Welcome to Goob Lagoon Garden Center. I'm so angry. The amount of anger within me right now is only comparable to the amount of energy in

the universe.

It's okay, it's not that big of a deal. I suppose.

Chat, tell me you ain't messing with it a little bit though.

Tell me you ain't messing with it a little bit though. With Goob Lagoon Garden Center, man.

Huh? I

Fear I'm cooking unmeasurably cooking right now. They're the guy that just said graveyard. It's not a graveyard. Thank you Do you see the vision? Chat do you see the vision here? Yes or no? It's a garden! Okay! Look at what I'm doing I Need you to look and understand what I'm doing here

Memorial yes. Yeah, this is a memorial for all the victims of the gooblegoon. Dude, this is so clean! Stop! I can't believe how good I'm doing here. Like if you're like on a date or something here at the goob lagoon, you'll be like, oh, we're going to go over here to the, to the date section. Should I put fountains in here? Perhaps a fountain or two.

Or do we do the big fountains? Y'all do the mushroom fountains? The smaller the small ones do go better I'm not gonna lie. Wait a minute chat did I cook? Be honest come on man. Dude dude dude y'all gotta be proud of me for this one no joke. Yeah, the gooblacook can be used as a wedding venue too. When you're taking your wedding pictures you'll see somebody midair in a 40 foot drop falling off the slide.

That's beautiful right there. I am so proud of this right here. I can't believe I just had the ability to create something so beautiful right here. I really can't believe that I was capable of creating something this majestic. Lock in. Lock in. You wasted 5k.

No I did not. We have to have a decoration score anyway buddy. Are you ready for another shift at the goob lagoon chat? Are ya? Kaiser, let's have a talk with Kaiser Kaiser so you may or may not know this I'm sure you do because you actually went

We sent you to training last night. You you dropped the ball yesterday and we can't Has this been here the whole time? Wink with the five, thank you! Sorry, I'm just trying to test this out. Yep, we're keeping that in the inventory. All right, let's get ready to open up chat. Kaiser, Lockheed, it's going to be another busy day today.

Let's go, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, I have great news for everyone. You want to get married?

Of course you do.

Guess what? The Goob Lagoon now officially has a wedding venue and it only costs $10,000 for a 6 hour wedding event. Thank y'all so much. It was because of y'all that this was possible for us to be able to have this Thank y'all so much for being here. Thank you so much Weddings are expensive chat. What you want me say? Chat look weddings are expensive what you want me to? There ain't nothing I can say about it.

Also, I have a no trespass policy today. If you're trespassing today, you're getting the Louisville slugger, baby. Okay, so don't even try it. Hope everybody having a good day today, though. I hope y'all are enjoying the goo lagoon

and I appreciate y'all for choosing the goo lagoon. Hold on, wristband check, hold on, wristband check. Okay, you good. Brittany, wait a minute. Somebody's still on the slide. No, they're gone. They completed the 24 hour slide challenge.

I failed. They actually completed the 24, they completed the 24 hour slide challenge. It's over. How's everybody doing today, thank y'all so much for being here early cuz you know usually earlier in the day We ain't got many customers, but y'all really do make it easier in the earlier hours, and I appreciate y'all being here

Thank y'all so much for real. Appreciate y'all. Thank you Y'all didn't see nothing I didn't see nothing there was nothing to see oh, hey Jasmine you doing okay, you're safe Thank you so much for being here All right, everybody doing good I hope everybody doing good Kaiser what about Kaiser? He's doing good Wait what there's somebody in here named Kaiser no

Whoo

Chat you notice ever since I picked up that baseball bat, there's been no intruders today? You notice that? Every since I brandished the baseball bat, no intruders have been in. They know better. They know they're gonna get hit with the baseball bat

if they dare trespass today. Chat, what should we name the wedding venue? What should we name this? Does this have a name the the the the chat y'all need to get better at naming stuff y'all fell off hey let me get that

handle simpleton sanctuary wait a minute you might have cooked right there yo hold up you might have actually cooked no joke oh hey how you doing you got some money what's good Kyler you want a vanilla ice cream there you go thank you so much you want to drop some extra money for me no okay that's cool wait a minute sir okay I thought I thought you'd go to the other This way to slip. I'll get that handle. I'm so sorry Kobe. You have a good I'm so sorry about that

Did you cry just walk up like he was go by a hot dog buddy you see me mopping this I know you ain't gonna blame it on the spot. I'm what? Did that say I'm suing? Hey, hey, oh, you think it's funny? Oh, it's really funny, Julietta, ain't it? No tolerance for no foolishness today! Get off the diving board! Did you see what just happened?

Did you see what just happened? Where did she go? No, y'all didn't see what just happened? Where did she go? No, y'all didn't see what just happened. No, she did not go into the back rooms.

Look!

She went up the slide and came out the slide. We sent her into a reverse slide. What? Did that say I'm funny? I was really funny, Julietta, ain't I? Hold on. Look at this. Get off the diving board. Look at this. She flew.

She flew. Look. Up flew. Look.

Up into the slide.

Went up the slide and the game began. Ay! You can't lie, that had to be fun though.

Ay, come on, bro

That is absolutely insane

That is unbelievable

Yo Gunther with the 20 gifted. Yo, give me some W's for Gunther with the 20 gifted subs I appreciate that Gunter. Thank you W gunter with the 20 I appreciate dude, that is crazy. I kind of feel bad though, but I think she had a good time Hey, how y'all doing strawberry ice cream? I got you right here. Thank you so much. You have yourself a good one Good Kaylee you want a vanilla ice cream cone? I most certainly could do that for you. Thank you so much Kaylee You have a good and y'all gotta be careful. Basic lounger's broken. Where? Who broke my lounger? Okay hold on. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Britney. Britney you ain't been doing nothing but causing trouble. You ain't been doing nothing but causing trouble. Have a safe trip, Brittany.

I wasn't gonna do it. I'm a good person. I would never hit somebody in the back of the head with a baseball bat when they're on the diving board in a dangerous situation. Hey, how you doing, Solana? You've been coming back the past couple days.

You having a good time? Thank you so much for being here.

Thank you. What for being here Thank you

What Brittany? Oh my goodness, Brittany I literally I have had enough of you the past two days you need this need that you literally was drowning in this pool Yesterday and I left you for a while to teach you a lesson and you still have not learned your lesson I would tase her but I think she means well, you know what? I mean, I don't want to tase her because I do think she means oh, oh my goodness. Do you see what I'm saying? Oh my goodness. Do you see what I am seeing right now chat? Oh, oh my goodness I

Think this is Kaiser's last day at the Google a goon chat I I never wanted to hear myself say that but I think this might be Kaiser's last day at the Google a goon. This is absolutely Unacceptable behavior the amount of customers that are waiting to get it. Also, do y'all not have a debit card? I don't understand. There's a machine right here and nobody's at it. Why are y'all all here with just cash? It's 2025.

Please let it go. Oh my goodness.

You go get back to work. Get in there. Hey, what you doing, Adrian, huh? You get back to work! Get in there! Hey, what you doing, Adrian? Huh? You get back to work too!

Oh no, what you-

I've had it, I've had it.

My bad. I'm apologizing to y'all for having to see that, not them. I'm sorry.

Get back to work. to y'all for having to see that, not them, I'm sorry. Get back to work.

Oh, oh buddy. Oh, I fear you've caught me on a bad day, Kenneth. Three and two count, bottom of the ninth. Scores three to three, bases loaded, two outs. Aaron Judge at the plate. He's sitting fastball. Will he get one?

Here's the pitch. Get off the diving board!

You too!

I think that dude just died for real. I think that guy just died. That second guy, I think he just died. Hey, how you doing? Vanilla ice cream. Somebody drowning? Oh, there is somebody drowning. Oh, I'm so sorry about that. That's not a big deal around here. It's a normal thing. Hey, I got you! You're good to go. Thank you for being here. Appreciate that Somebody's doing another 24 hour slides have a chat. I can't handle this. Hey, can you wait before you go down the slide, please? Did somebody just go down the slide?

I just saw what you. You chose the wrong. They chose the wrong day. They. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Milana, guess what's gonna happen to you now? Could you trespassing too.

I see you trespassing.

Hey, I'm not here to play today. You understand me? That was about a 400 foot home run. Did y'all see that? Oh my goodness.

Hello.

Hey, how you doing? I don't know why my useless employee is. I got you an lemonade with ice though. Thank you so much. You have yourself a good one. What's good Skylar? You want a strawberry ice cream? Boom. There you go. Thank you so much. You have a good one. What's good a man?

You want you want a strawberry ice cream as well. I got you some somebody else is drowning right behind. I'm sorry What's good Liam? You want a vanilla ice cream? I money she got money hey Julia how you doing Julie you okay here you go have a safe trip can I escort you out thank you hey chat we gotta do we gotta do chat we gotta do. You know what I mean? She had money. We gotta, we gotta... Tiger's on another br...

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Hey, how you doing? Laurie? Are you having a good day? Welcome to the welcome to the good good lagoon for our team. No slide pass. I got you right here.

Thank you so much. You have yourself a good day at the Google Lagoon. Thank you so much. Hey, how you doing? So if you having a good day, can I pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much. You have yourself a good day at the good lagoon Thank you so much. Hey, how you doing? So if you having a good day, can I what can I get you eight? Oh, you're gonna be here for eight hours. We ain't gonna be open for eight hours, but okay You getting scammed. Anyway, adult slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much. What is happening in the park right now? Lord have mercy.

What is happening in the park right now? Oh, you want an ice cream? What's good, big dog? Chocolate ice cream. I got you right there. Thank you so much. Get that bread real quick. Excuse me. I'm losing it. I'm starting to see things. Hope everybody's having a good day for real. Thank y'all for being here. He's going to restock the lemonade real quick.

He's going to be right back here in a minute. Hey, what's good? You want a chocolate ice cream? I got you right here. Thank you so much. I'll actually do the lemonade and the ice cream too,

since he's waiting forever. Adrian's on break. Well, he's a loser. You know what I mean, he's just a loser. Let me restock this lemonade. Oh, guest waited too long for a lemonade, who would've guessed?

Dude, the drowning noises are unbelievable by the way. How y'all doing, I'm so sorry about the wait. I got you right here, regular lemonade, I can do that for you. Thank you so much. Who's drowning? Hang on! Oh my goodness, I'm not gonna make it.

Hey, oh, you thought you was gonna trespass, huh, Bella? I'm about to ring that bell. Hold on, I got you! You're good, thank you! Get out of here. Oh my goodness, we ain't got no more hot dog.

Oh my goodness, here, i'll get some hot dogs what is happening?

Can y'all stop pushing my it you thought you got away with it didn't you? Bella you still gonna run away with the demon emoji guess what?

Y'all don't pay enough money! You mean to tell me I ended that shift and I only got $20,000?

That's what they deserve lawsuits no they can't they can't they can't uh they can't sue the google lagoon for that

yo what Yo, what? Nick, it's okay, you're the one employee I haven't hit. Where's he at?

Nick! Nick, stop.

Nick, stop hiding. Buddy, buddy, what are you? Nick, please, look. You are the only, you are the oh you are the you are the only employee I haven't had to punish why are you acting scared you do

is he serious Why is he carrying his little box of hot dogs around

Lord have mercy Nick like what are we doing buddy? Cuz you're beating people with bats Yes, but deservedly so correct Y'all would agree that everybody that got hit with a bat today deserved it. Yes Lemonade these restocked and the granola bars I'll pick it up later. I gotta drop it for now. I'll pick it up later.

I got business to handle. Chat, they're gonna bring y'all in court because y'all were witness to everything that happened today. And when y'all are sitting in that courtroom, you're gonna say that it was justified, correct? I just got a whiff of burnt toast heart attack, I'm dead.

I'm good.

Hey, look though. Do we add anything big right now or do we save? Y'all think we need to save? Save. I'm not gonna lie. They need to knock that money down from 500k to like 400k. That is you know how long that is to five stars?

They need to drop that to like 400

Save for five stars. That's the thing though. If we start saving right now until we hit five stars, we're gonna have like We're gonna have like $200,000 Kaiser still level 2.

Does that mean we have to fire Kaiser and hire somebody more capable? Is that what you're saying? We do need to unlock some stuff in this skill tree real quick. That's actually what we need to do here. Wait, let's just check who's applied, yeah? Let's just do that.

I'm not saying that I'm going to hire somebody else, but we could just browse and see who Samuel. 156.98%. Old Samuel is cheaper than Kaiser We're looking at 203 percent and a hundred percent for movement speed Kaiser has three movement speed a hundred and fifty four endurance a hundred and sixty two endurance recovery time is a hundred and forty seconds

versus Kaiser's a I think we're making a trade. Are we making a trade? Should Samuel is less money and just better in every shape and form. Chat, you're the board, vote right now, vote. Wow, y'all really turned your back on Kaiser. You know what chat, we gotta fire Kaiser, but give me a W Kaiser on his way out. He held it down he was the best cashier we have had to date but it is at the point now where he just can't keep up and we're gonna have to hire somebody else until we can unlock that second machine

I think that's what we need we don't even need to spend none of our points right now I think all we need to do right now is save up all of our points and money until we can get that next ticket machine yeah I don't we need to do right now is save up all of our points and money until we can get that next ticket Machine. Yeah, I don't even want to spend no points right now Let's go break the news Say bye to Kaiser chat yo Kaiser

Yo Kaiser look I first off I want to say You've done real good for us. You've been our best cashier that we have had at the Goob Lagoon to this day. And I want to say that I'm proud of you and you do have a future in being a cashier. So for that, okay, just walk away then. Get off my premises right now. Yeah, you're gone.

Goodbye, Kaiser. wave in get off my premises right now yeah you're gone goodbye Kaiser ladies and gentlemen everybody give a round of applause and a warm everybody give a round of applause and a warm welcome to Samuel the goob lagoon's newest cashier and employee he is less oh my goodness he's already sprinting to work W Samuel I think he's gonna do good I really do think he's gonna do good and we're gonna from now on we're gonna save our points we need 25 points to get that

thing so now our next goal is to save for the second cashier machine and we're gonna save up for another employee and another machine so more people can come through which means more money chat W episode a W episode great stream chat I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight appreciate all the gifted subs don't knows bits follows and of course I appreciate y'all for this hanging out a y'all have a hanging out Hey, y'all have a good rest. Y'all's not have a good day tomorrow. See y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen. I love it for this hanging out a y'all have a hanging out Hey, y'all have a good rest. Y'all's not have a good day tomorrow. See y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen. I love it

Alright, peace out y'all