Pete Hegseth. Manly man.

Pete Hacksoth would have you know that he is a manly man. He tells us this all the time. Plus, he's groomed like a warrior of our time. Clean shaven, with a super abundance of white nationalist tattoos. And unlike the other soft military officers he lectured today, he's in peak physical condition.

If you don't believe me, take a look at this.

It was President Trump who inspired us to do this. And yes, thank you, President Trump, for setting the example. Presidential physical fitness make America healthy again.

Donald, of course, is the ideal specimen of manly manliness. Real manhood. He is known for his physical endurance.

A recently surfaced video shows Trump struggling to exit his golf cart. He's known for his physical endurance. A recently surfaced video shows Trump struggling to exit his golf cart.

He's known for his aesthetic lifestyle. He's known, above all, for his all-around warrior ethos. He's known, above all, for his all-around warrior ethos.

Am I right?