Phillies land All-Star closer Jhoan Duran ahead of MLB trade deadline 👀🔥#jhoanduran

Cousin, I milked your cows and I didn't like the milk.It tastes very strange.Cousin, those are not cows, they are bulls!That explains the taste.Cousin, let's play I chase you and you chase me later.No cousin, I'm too old to play that.

So you don't want to run from me?No, I don't want to!

Is he crazy or what?Cousin, how did you light that bonfire?I used the shirt that was hanging there.What are you doing?This is my dad's shirt.Tell me you used that.

No, I also used his underwear and his pants.Quick, I'm going to need the sausages.