Pink Eye Explained… WAY Too Honestly 😂 | Knocked Up (2007)

We can't go dude, sorry.

Holy crap! What happened?

We got pink eye.

Are we doing each other butterfly kisses or something?

Ha ha ha, very funny. That's not how you get pink eye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.

Hey Ben.

How's it going?

I farted on Jason's pillow, it was a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's thinking it was mine and then eventually pink eyeyed my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this. But I think we've all forgiven each other. But we can't go anywhere.

You can get pink-eyed from farting in a pillow?

Totally.

That's awesome.

Yeah, but you gotta be bare-assed.

Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, someone take a dump right in your eye?

No. No pink-eyed for me. I'm just really... I'm just really...

Hi.