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I've just downloaded a bunch of spyware for this video So if you see any clips of me from my front camera on my phone of me using the toilet Don't show it to me that stuff stresses me out. I don't want to know about it. Yeah, but it was not AI That is real. I'm cursed with spyware. I did this a couple years ago downloading a bunch of fake roblox mobile apps But roblox has grown a lot since then so there's a lot more people on the app store Trying to make a quick buck off selling
Naked photos of me. I don't know if this is an official but uh, you know that game that invented snapchat on roblox Really? Not a great invention for roblox. Not a great thing to have on there, but they have their own mobile app official game life together Life together our peace city. Oh, no, you must have firm. Oh, okay. They have my webcam now
Create your ideal world here it is. Oh my God. In this game, I create my own new character. Arrange furniture.
Oh, I could throw up. All right, I'll install this just to get rid of this ad. We'll play this later. We'll play this at the end of the video. All right, we have another ad. Okay, I think we're good.
Royale Pass.
Wow, I get fish camp day bond
No ads No, thank you
Look at me dancing. Oh my god. Stop showing me them kissing your AI you don't even exist by the way
I can develop my career or start a passionate relationship and immerse myself. Oh my God. Control everything. Ew.
Write your own unique.
What the is this?
Download Lifesim 3D right now.
This ad is so long. Who are you?
Help the girl choose the outfit.
Oh my God.
Is this not a game?
Help the girl choose the outfit.
Holiday break so I will.
Stop. How bro? Oh my god
Dude this is just Roblox Alright whatever I'll download this
F*** you
I'm so tempted to buy no ads This has been hell Ooh Yippee Here I'll just be this Sure I'll take that.
Oh my god. I am a lost can of C and you know what I'm gonna do today since no one else is around? I am a lost can of C and you know what I'm gonna do today since no one else is around? I am a lost can of C and you know what I'm gonna do today since no one else is around? Is there any other people playing this it looked like there was on the thing Who's this dude? This is the worst looking thing I've ever seen. Who are you? car
Hot rod in How do I drive I have to press these. Oh, there's someone else here. Hey!
Ad in 10 seconds?
Why?
Why? Why would there be an ad in 10 seconds?
I've been playing for 2 seconds. Ah!
It was 0.
Like ads.
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't need these bath towels. Thank you though. That's very kind.
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I see a kid. You can shoot this kid.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, oh my god, I just killed someone All right, so we got another ad in 30 seconds, so let's see what we can do until then Hey, there's a little guy over here. Yippee Yeah, it says add in six seconds there's like six ads on my screen already raise your arm
Smile to me. Oh
No, this is for me. Oh no people use this for bad reasons. We need to get rid of that ad All right, so we're done with that game. We had a really good time with with it let's move on to the next game okay I could buy this for 250 or a mystery mystery 99 Oh hero one hero two hero three claim another that's a royal pass $27 ask someone else to pay can someone pay for this all right I'm gonna post this as the pin comment. What do you better pay for this delivery for my favorite pregnant mother simulator game?
Whoa, what?
It doesn't let you move on from this I literally can't move on my device isn't compatible with pregnant mother simulator Oh, oh my god. Is that a rainbow six seven it is 800k why are they advertising a kayla's video on this app you know speaking of chaos I saw something very interesting about him this morning so here's this video from fault a couple weeks ago it's what you rather but actually happens be bald kiss poop and what they him and Kayla share a lot of the same ideas I don't think they copy they just
Use that same ideas and when Kayla said make my thumbnail like fault ends Do you think he meant like change why they change his race? That's not what Kayla's Kayla's is not this race I don't know why what a picture Kayla's I think they made your thumbnail a little too similar to Fulton's, if you know what I mean. That's just very, it's just a really interesting thing I saw this morning.
I think that's a very interesting direction Kalis is going in. Will everybody get mad at me if I change my race for a brain rot thumbnail? Bring pet to home. Play more.
No, no, no, no, no, no! to home play more now now now now now now god damn it I can't play a game for more than two seconds nothing sent back to the store I think I played this in my last video a year ago but that means a year worth of awesome oh yeah my name is
violent and you can kill people you make you MeganPlays! Mama Guadalupe! The faces, the emojis are so f***ing dumb! Just drooling!
Even this!
It just looks like a baby's first tooth. That looks like a dirr. Why is it all of it dirr? For murder? I love you so much! My too! 1, 2, 3, 4! for murder I love you so much my two
one two three four five six six six let's make keys oh no I have to stop this how do I talk stop go away from me what's the carry you okay? They changed their mind They're cheap this is just sending fumes into her dog's face. What the hell knock it off Hey knock it off. Oh, I'm sorry. How do I get off this? I don't want to touch you There's a cheetah chasing us as There's a wild animal chasing us. This wild animal keeps huffing on these fumes.
He actually loves it. All right, let's hit a rail trick.
Oops.
Oh, we're grinding. Very cool game. This is from the creators of the popular Roblox game called Laptopia. Knock it off.
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Get started freeHey, hey, get off of here.
Stop touching me. Stop touching me. Look how thrilled this lady is to be running us over.
No!
Oh, spin wheel, spin wheel, spin wheel! Oh, sorry. it this game sucks go get it five dollars I'm literally prepared to pay for that too Oh pregnant mother family life mother family life okay that's what I thought it said I'll install it whatever what did I just see? Eww.
Reward granted.
Alright, I'm going to crash into someone.
Oh, this is so slow.
I thought it'd be...
Ugh. Bro, it just needs to go faster. Oh my god, I just killed someone! I just killed someone! Hey!
Stop it! Ahh! I killed someone! Hey!
Stop it! Ah!
Leah, I ain't picking you up. I know what you did.
Push me.
Ah! Hey, I can honk too. I can honk too. I can honk too. I can honk too. I can honk too in five seconds. Get the hell, I ran over someone that are on the hood of my car now.
Have you heard about the grand wedding?
Okay.
Whoa, oh my God, there's a parties feature. This is not a good idea. Dude, this is what Meep City had to deal with.
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Get started freeI think they mean discussions. That's fine. Let's chat. I'll chat. Small talk the party has started.
La la la.
La la la.
This is beautiful.
What the hell kind of emoji is that? Dude, these emojis are so, what is that? Hello?
Yippee!
That's not good That's not- that's not a good thing to have in your kids game. Alright, we even have Roblox knockoffs on the Nintendo Switch for $5 Which I will be paying. All right, so we're gonna go to the eShop over here and buy this.
People are probably, there's probably a few people who are really mad I'm not playing Animal Crossing like I promised 10 years ago. All right. All right, I'll be telling you guys if this is worth $5.
Do I have a credit card on here? Yeah.
Don't show that though. All right, $5. Do I have a credit card on here? Yeah. Don't show that though. All right, $5. Agree. Whoa, you're having me read a lot for this game. Oh my God. How do I?
Everyone at home read this. Dude, okay.
What the?
Let me buy it.
Oh my god. Thank god! You're f***ing kidding me. Confirm purchase!
Yeah! Thank you!
Alright, virtual game card added.
Yup.
Okay, here I am! Whoa, is this real people playing? Are you real?
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Get started freeHow do I talk? Oh my god, this is gonna make me sick. Whoa, these are real people I think! Oh, auto-climb. I don't gotta do anything. You're getting tired!
Why? I paid five dollars.
Give me something.
No, no, no!
Simple.
All right, I'll buy this for 30 coins.
All right.
This sucks so bad. Ah, nope. Oh, I'm getting tired. Whatever. I don't give a f**k. That's a really good game. I'm gonna play that. I'm gonna go grind that later off-camera. All right, and another- oh, this one's $6, so it'll probably better than the other game. It's crazy that the Nintendo Switch literally just has like scam games on their platform. You'd think like Nintendo would be better than that. The Joy-Con grip accessory? What? Are you a real person? I
wish it let me talk to other people. These are so low quality. This is so bad. Accumulate a hundred twenty dollars. Who's buying this besides me? Auto drill. I like how all these games have an option for let's make it play the game for you option I tell you no James worth six dollars great now savings for your pet metal for digging That guy just committed suicide in my hole. Did you see that? That sounds weird. All right, buy an egg
You got what I get my gay egg epic. Oh, that's epic Yeah, guys, make sure to purchase a Nintendo switch For games like this this guy again just read suicide You guys want me to learn you guys want me to hop on Animal Crossing real quick now? I got the switch out. All right, and as promised we have a backup play I'm going to anime pregnant mother this is my this was my backup plan This was another ad. So hopefully this one isn't one of those scam games where they bait and switch you
Throw a lot at me right now. All right anime pregnant mother Play me right now all right Anime pregnant mother!
Thank god I wake up on time. Now I should wake up my daughter.
I thought this was before.
Wake up your daughter for breakfast.
I used to use this song. I used to use this song in my videos on Albert stuff.
Ah, ah!
Do do do do do do do.
Dude, where's my baby? Is that you over there? Oh, I have to pick up the trumpet. Wake up, the children! Man, this house is a labyrinth. All right, there's my child.
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Get started freeAh!
This is how I just abused my children and I disappeared.
This is not good. Mom, you scared me.
Ah!
It's time to take revenge. I lose my children and I disappeared. This is not good. Mom, you scared me. Ha ha! All right.
It's time to take revenge.
Oh my god. All right.
Blur this.
Ooh.
Dude, this is such a long ad. OK, wait. There we are. Become office queen. Sensitive content?
Wow. It's revenge time.
Go to father room for revenge. Okay, whatever you say, buddy. All right, I'm getting revenge on my father for what my mother did to me. My anime father.
Babe.
Oh my God, he's gonna beat the hell out of her. Oh My god
This time the game. Oh my god. Ask your daughter. She is ready. Ask your daughter. She is ready This time the game. Oh my god. Ask your daughter. She is ready. Ask your daughter. She is ready
I am waiting on main door. I am waiting on main door
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