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Podcast Keluarga Artis S2 | Ep

Podcast Keluarga Artis S2 | Ep. 13 – Raditya Dika, Guru Komedi Kami!

Mario Caesar

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Good evening, I'm Mario. I've been working for quite a while in the entertainment and social media world. But I've never been known as myself. I was known as Ravatar. Then I was known as Mr. Ahok. Even now, I'm known not as Mario, but as a brother of Raisa.

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Even as Mahi-Mahi.

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I'm okay to be called Mahi-Mahi, as long as I'm not called a cop.

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As long as I'm not a cop.

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That's so funny, for God's sake.

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What do you know about comedy?

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But you need more practice. I think it lack practice.

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What are you talking about?

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Welcome to the Podcast Keluarga Artis.

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I think it's really funny.

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My family is an artist. But I'm not.

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I'm not an ordinary person.

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I'm an artist.

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Hey, people of waras. Welcome to the Podcast of the Artist Family!

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The Comedy King of Indonesia!

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Too much, too much.

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There's this.

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Don't.

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Don't be the King of Comedy.

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Like that? Like that, huh?

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Don't be like that.

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Hey.

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Ra-ra-ditya!

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Ra-ditya-dika! Ra-ra-ditya, Raditya Dika I want Radit, I want Yodika

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Only me can Raditya Dika

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I'm not going to join, I'm just looking

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It's okay

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It's okay

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Oh, Raditya Dika!

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Oh my God!

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We want to say

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that you both can come here. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an honor to be able to come here. It's amazing. Thank you for taking the time for us. Oh yeah.

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It's true, it's true.

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Between other busyness and other choices to be done. Between other busy schedule and other choices to do

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Between our busy schedule

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You chose to be here with us

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Yes

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We have to shoot What are we shooting? Shooting with Spirals by Go Who's that?

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Suma

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Huh? Nigerian artist Who? Nigerian artist Real spy girl Suma

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Artist Nigeria

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Artis Nigeria Bombsled dia adalah nyanyi I know why she sing bombsled Because her voice is so good At the wedding Between all the people Shining as a singer

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Now she is being criticized Her voice is here You give her a chance Everyone was shining as a singer. Now he's being criticized by the people here. Do you give opportunities to other singers? That's right, I said India Sock. I said that. I said Mariah Carey.

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Relax, boss.

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The two of us, the keyblade comedian is Raditya Dika. Even this is honest. One of our greatest achievements in our career as an artist family is to go to Bang Radit's podcast. Because after that, our podcast was immediately crowded, it was talked about, is the best podcast in the world, we?

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Yes, until that.

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I can't see if this is true or not, because I don't know if what you're saying is true or not Okay, we'll start from word by word True Historical moment, those are two words Historical moment is when in our career There's a moment that we can't forget

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And it affects our career until the end of our lives

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That's a historical moment Yes

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You guys are cheating, right? But it's true, bro I don't understand what you've been saying What did you say?

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I know, Mario

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After we were in Radit's podcast, it was a hit.

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I don't know if it's true or not. You only saw the part of the body. Is it true? You're not sure.

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How can you be sure? It's true. The cut-scene is true. You're the one who brought it. Inside, it's true.

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Is he your person or Bielinski's? No. I don't know! It's true from the inside Is he your boyfriend or Bilinski's boyfriend? No He's my boyfriend

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He's your boyfriend, right?

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He's your boyfriend, right?

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He's your boyfriend, right?

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Try saying I love you

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I think I've met him before Yeah, you have Why is he wearing glasses and a hat? I told you to get rid of Niki To get a girlfriend Everything is for love But look at her, she's eating It means she doesn't have time To consume

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Eat To fill her energy While eating Poor her Women are supposed to be loved But I've been in love with you for a long time I don't understand, I'm not in a hurry to be loved Yes But I've been in love with you for a long time, Sonia

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I don't understand, I'm in a relationship

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Really?

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Yes, I want to see the photos You're really in a relationship, right? Yes, I am You're really in a relationship with him, right? Yes, I am The third calculation is to say his birthday

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The same as the one you said, right? Okay Okay, ready Okay, one What month is it? It's a date, right? Oh, right, it's your girlfriend Yeah It's not connected

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Right?

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Right?

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Right, right It's not connected either

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Okay

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Date and month One, two, three

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July 15th

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Oh, yeah, right

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See, bro

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Why do you want to work with your girlfriend? Because my girlfriend is the best in this industry. She can edit, she can video. Really? All of our editing is done by her. Do you want to know? When we started making Potix keluarga artis,

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there should be no Sonia. Because it's just me and Niki. Then I told Niki, who will edit it? Easy, Sonia. Who will operate the camera's gonna be Sonia. Who's gonna operate the camera?

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It's gonna be Sonia. And who's gonna edit the thumbnail?

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It's gonna be Sonia. Does she want to? She just needs to get a salmon.

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Yeah, she really likes salmon. So, we've been paying her with salmon. Just like Eskimo. All kinds of Eskimo.

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This is exploitation of love. That's right. Don't be like that, Nik. Sonya never paid for her phone specs. It's Niky's fault.

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I should be the one who pays.

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Not at all.

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You never paid for your phone specs?

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Not at all.

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Don't say that.

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Don't say that.

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Not now, but since before.

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Since before. You and Sonya. Why your girlfriend doesn't get involved? Because she doesn't like to be in front of the screen other than acting But she's in front of the screen Oh, she doesn't love you?

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No, no

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Why is this aura a bit different?

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My girlfriend can't edit other things

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My girlfriend can't edit other things stuff My girlfriend can't edit other stuff But your girlfriend is an actor right? Yes, she should be an actor Acting as a cameraman She's a full-time actor Have you ever seen her and Sonya fighting? You were there

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They fought only twice First because of Mobile Legends, and second because she played Padel Why did you play Padel and got scolded? Why did you play Padel and got scolded? I didn't play Padel No, bro

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Sonya played Padel, bro Sonya played Padel and fell Her teeth were broken She played Padel She was in front of the net And the racket hit her teeth, bro

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The racket? Yes Oh, not the net?

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No, the racket hit my teeth After that, he said Honey, I got hit by a racket My teeth I'm going to the hospital now Oh, my teeth got hit by a racket

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I was photographed bleeding

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Really?

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Yes

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Oh

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When I was on the road, I thought

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Damn, what if my girlfriend is gay?

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Do you break up if my girlfriend is gay? Would you break up with her if she's gay?

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You can do that.

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You can bite her.

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Right.

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After that, I told her that I thought she was gay. She was mad at me. I'm not gay. That was the last time you fought.

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Yeah.

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She's so cocky now.

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No, no, no He used to use BHL

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He was so mad when we did this

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Why? Because he likes this Oh, Sonia was mad because he said this

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This, that, that

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That's right, that's right

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Oh, that was the second fight The second fight, the second and a half. I rarely fight with my girlfriend. We're harmonious. The one who played Mobile Legends, you told me. So, at that time, you've played Mobile Legends, right? I've played it.

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You know Uranus?

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I know.

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He's really tanky. I use Terizla.

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Oh, Terizla.

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I know.

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He's not... I don't know You know, Terizla is a fighter right? Yeah, Terizla doesn't have a lot of damage Uranus has a long range Yeah, because he's a tank

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Yeah, he's a tank

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He's like, zzat zzat zzat

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He's been like that for a long time He's not dying Then he comes and spits He's low on HP

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Oh, he's low on HP

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He's low on HP

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He's low on HP He was so mad, and I told him at the party He was like, that's a son of a b**** I didn't know it was him I didn't know he was the one who killed him I didn't know he was that hero And then he cried

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He cried?

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He cried? I didn't know it was him

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If I knew, I would be like, why did you do that?

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He's a son of a b****

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Yeah, that's what I meant

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No

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You love him first Yeah, he cried for the first time Were you surprised when you saw him cry? I was surprised, because I was also surprised when I saw his username

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I was like, what?

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My girlfriend?

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What was his username?

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His username was Sonial I didn't see it Sonial Yeah, but I didn't see it You guys were in the same party Yeah, but he didn't say anything If I turn it off, he would be like, ah, and then he would turn it off So it's only 2 times, so you guys are harmonious

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I think you can be a cameraman

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Yeah, I can

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Yeah, you guys are pretty harmonious They are one of the most unique couple in the world They fought only 3 times But they are not romantic Do you miss them? For example, when they are with you in the city Niki's schedule is more tight than Sonia's

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And more tight than me too So it's more tight than all of us Sometimes after the podcast Niki will go home first To another event Son only Sonya left Usually, Sonya is not around anymore, only me

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Pangeran, good luck

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Why did you call?

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You keep saying Pangeran Pangeran, good luck You're getting more and more arrogant

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I'm worried, don't be like that What is it? Yeah, the queen is here

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She's shy Shy Pangeran and queen I call her queen, bro Yeah But Najong is Najong Sayang Najong? Oh you? Najong, that's how it is

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Najong baby

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Najong Genzy's love But this kind of relationship usually lasts long Oh, that's bad

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Did you and Nisa

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have a love call when you were dating?

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There was only Beb Did you call her when you were dating? I only called her Beb. Beb?

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Yes, baby. Don't cry.

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I just called her Beb. Oh, Beb.

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Bebe.

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The most awkward moment for me and I needed a long time to adapt, was when I called her mama and he called me papa

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Oh yeah

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You already have a child, right? Mama Nisa

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That's really weird

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Oh yeah

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I want to

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Or he called me brother

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Yeah

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Brother

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Babe is just for fun For example Babe, so no

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Okay

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But he's usually older than me Bang, so what?

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Oh, I see

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Yeah, I said that But, his parents I remember when he was born And his mom, Nisa, was Weird She called him dad, and I felt disgusted

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You ever called your mom, Nisa? Was it too disgusting? No, not like that I just spit it out Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah But in the end, I think it's normal

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because when my kid can learn to speak he can call his dad he can call his mom I think it's normal now Because my son calls me Papa

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So there's a bridge now My son calls me Papa, I usually call him Papa Anissa calls me Papa, and that's it It's smooth now, you know? Because there's an intermediary There's an intermediary

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To call me Papa Because you have to call him, you can't call him Abang Yeah, my son can't call me brother

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my son can't call me brother

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why don't you call me brother? because he's not my brother my son called me brother I'm not Radit's brother but I call Radit brother I'll call you my brother

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can I live at his house? Oh, he's going to leave the house. Oh, he wants to leave the house.

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Oh, he's going to leave the house.

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Oh, that's how he looks. He looks like a pervert. A pervert. What's your name?

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Mama.

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Oh, you're Is. Why did you call me by my name? Really, your name? Mama Oh, you're Is

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No way, you're calling me by my name?

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You're not that polite Yesterday, you called me Is Please don't do that You're so polite I told you, you're humble

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Mama, Bang But there's a funny story about my mom Since long time ago I was often told By your mom?

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No

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You're crazy

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You're bullying me

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Who are you?

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So, I was often told by my parents Because I'm minus one Alias, my dad passed away So, my mom told me From the past, I was told I was a teenager From the elementary school

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Right, I wanted to change in in high school My name is Iis I wanted to change my name in high school I have a friend in high school who is also using a headset His name is Ramallah Wahyu

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Okay

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So this is a Sukarela circle Yes, that's right This is a new thing After that, I wanted to make a change in high school So, during high school, I admitted that my mom's name was Angel Really?

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Really

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Really?

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For a long time?

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Really

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So, everyone called me Angel

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I didn't feel any pain at all

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Cool

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That's smart

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Smart, bro

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Smart

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Smart

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That's really nice But, can you imagine, Alea or Aca

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will be called Radit. Ah, stand up. Yes, stand up. Radit. It depends on where he goes to school. If he still goes to school in his current place,

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it's an international school. It's weird to see Argentinian people,

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Hey, Radit. Hey, Radit! Radit! Argentina, Radit! Here, Radit!

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If you use Mr., do you still get offended?

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Mr. Radit!

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I mean, I told Alia to change my name to Potato

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Mr. Potato!

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It can be

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Mr. Potato Head

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Mr. Potato Head

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Mr. Potato He's a potato head. He's a potato. But I think if you're international, you don't say anything to your dad, right?

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What?

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Your father knows, Mr. Adit. It's not good. It hurts your feelings.

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Your father knows, Mr. Adit. No. I don't know what international is like.

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Your face far.

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Your face is far.

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Like that.

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I was international in elementary school. Oh, in elementary school Oh, in international school Where are your friends from? Mostly from Mexico Oh, mostly from Mexico? How did you get together there? There was a special class for me

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So we...

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Oh, a cartel?

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Oh, a cartel?

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All the kids from the city? Yes, the city kids International school is for the kids from the city Who's your close friend?

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He's always in the top 3 Yeah, there's also girls

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Oh, there's girls?

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Rosalinda Nirmala

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Dabu-dabu

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Oh, so it's like sambal Yeah, a lot So it's possible to have a few words from Mexico Yeah, a lot. So you can speak a little bit of Mexican words. That's right. He's an international student from Mexico.

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That's right.

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But he can't.

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I know. Try it.

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Que pasa. Que pasa, what's that?

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Que pasa.

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It's okay.

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Oh, yeah? That's what it means?

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Sorry, we're leaving? To the market. To the market.

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Oh. Sorry we pergi kali? Salsa Bila Salsa Bila means a beautiful salsa dance How do you know that? I know!

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That's wrong

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Salsa Bila means...

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Apem cake Oh really?

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Apem cake Apem chocolate cake Salsa Bila Putri Oh, Salsa Bila Putri means Apem chocolate cake I learned a lot today

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Thank you

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It's been a while since I've been stupid But we always welcome famous people

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Yes, without bridging Without bridging

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Speaking of Salsa Vila Putri and Apple Cakes We really like to invite public figures That's the bridging bro First time in a good bridging This is when I was in school in Mexico

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Oh my god, why is it displayed?

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Oh my god, when I was in school in Mexico Yes, we became emperor What clothes? Emperor clothes? Yes, emperor clothes What does the medal mean? Try to tell me

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The one that looks like a star That's Kalpataru Because I'm clean Okay The one that looks like a star, Kalpataru The one that looks like a star, Kalpataru

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The one that looks like a star, Kalpataru

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So you got everything right there must be a philosophy, why the right hand must be above the left hand because if the right hand gives the left hand

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no

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yes, right

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really, really cool, I want to be painted like this who painted it? Who's the painter? This is Musi's brother He has a Belinsky How can Belinsky's brother suddenly paint you?

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Anything can happen in this world One of them is Musi's brother, he's a painter And we're a painting model Then what kind of opportunity do you have to wear this shirt and paint?

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He's gone

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We gave him our license Oh yeah, because he's from Mexico

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Yeah, bro

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This is also made by Pablo Escobar, who sewed No, that's too much We can still... If Pablo Escobar is too... Too far Yeah, so... We can still do that If Fabulous Cover is too far away

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20:08

So this is it, when you go to Spain, specifically to Sassana

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What was it?

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Sassana School of Culinary Arts Oh, not Mexico, you said Mexico Because I'm Spanish

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Barcelona He's from Barcelona Messi, my friend Because Messi is is in Barcelona too

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Back then Do you have a football club? What do you mean? I'm Madrid Real Madrid I don't have one How come? I'm Madrid, Real Madrid Oh, I'm not there

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How come? Because I want to watch it without feeling happy or not

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But you can?

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I can

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So I enjoy all the matches So, is there a specific league you like the most? I like English league Playing football, Liverpool, you like it the most Now? How can you pick Liverpool the most? Now? How can you say Liverpool?

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Because you are Liverpool

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Where are you from?

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From... from you become me What do you mean? Where are you from? Many of my friends like Liverpool like you Like? Wear a hat

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Holding a chocolate.

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Oh yes, that's right.

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Very specific. Playing games? Playing games, Liverpool likes... City likes, Guardiola likes the way he plays.

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Right. Tiki Taka likes Tiki Taka. From Barcelona, I like Tiki Taka from Barcelona I also like the counter-attacking from Madrid I also like it from those times Gag and Pressing

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Gag and Pressing, Liverpool, Dortmund In the time of Klopp Football, bro

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He doesn't like football He doesn't like football? He likes people like this

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22:04

Oh my god What do you watch? Gymnastics? No, vlog Adera That's Adera vlog And the vlog is about people who crossfit Noah Olsen, Matt Fraser

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Oh, because you like crossfit Yeah But now I don't Okay, Hirox I've never joined high rocks but one day I want to

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why cupu? you've joined before right? I'll sign up for it I'll sign up for it

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really?

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promise?

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promise to sign up for high rocks?

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with Baladit? do you want to join?

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high rocks?

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Baladit, do you want to?

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really? deal

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deal, high rocks High rock Really? Yes, really Wow Really? High rock Really? Yes

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Damn it

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He doesn't want to lift the weight If I were to ask him He likes to pedal Then I said, Nick, you can't

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You don't exercise at all You rarely move

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But once you move, you pedal

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Okay

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Then I said, you have to lift the weight too Hmm Now you're highlox bro Oh yeah yeah But the problem is, I used to get sick Here Now you're still sick? No But it will get worse, I have ganglion What is ganglion?

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So when you press it, it will be juice?. If it's filled with liquid, it'll be like a bubble. Oh...

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So when you press it, it'll be like a juice, right, Nick?

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No, it's just fresh. According to the doctor, ganglion will appear again if you lift weights? It did appear again, because lifting weights is too heavy. Really? You've checked it, it appears because of lifting weights?

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Yes, because it's used too much.

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Oh, really? Oh yeah? Yeah Why are you so arrogant? Why am I not sure? It's true, bro

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Ask the doctor Ask the doctor, Dr. Silvi, the family's husband

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Yeah, don't be too specific

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But it's for the sake of trust

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Oh yeah

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Oh, ask that

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So you can't lift weights with your right hand too much? Yeah, you can't use your right hand too much Are you looking for an excuse not not join the High Rocks, right? No, let's go to High Rocks! Let's go to High Rocks! High Rocks, if after High Rocks comes back, it means you have to check again. How about this?

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You go to your family's husband, to Dr. Silvi, and say, I have a plan to go to High Rocks. So, it's safe. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah Come on, four of us Yeah You want to? It's okay, come on Oh, so we can So we can consult Yeah, yeah

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Your changes

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Later, if we're a team, me and Radit and Dr. Silvi

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Go!

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But if Dr. Silvi can't do it, he's in surgery

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Yeah, we'll wait for him to get surgery

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Okay

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Dr. Boiko, okay, whoever Yeah, Dr. Boiko too far, too far you're too much don't be too good who knows Dr. Silvi is good if he doesn't want, you change to Mitra 10 you're looking for Mitra 10, the building

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Mitra you said the one who usually lift cement or that Dr. Silvi must have a lot of doctor friends who is the doctor that can do it? there's a doctor when we were in the sea together

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Who was the doctor? Dr. Akhlaz? Why were you in the sea together? I was the one who got the flu Because the transmission is between the sea and the ocean

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It's dangerous

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I was the one who got the flu I was the one who got the mosquito

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Really?

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You're making my mom's public assumption. What's next?

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I don't know. You guys have a fever. I have a high fever. You're sweating. Yeah. That's what we're talking about.

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That's the doctor. He's been to an ultramarathon.

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The doctor has been to an ult Ultra Marathon? I swear, girl

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What are you talking about? In the hospital

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Suddenly you have that information The doctor was like this Yes, the doctor was like this

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Yes, where is the doctor? He was running here

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No, bro

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So I want to go home quickly Because I want to run tomorrow in Bali

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You said that? Yes So you're used to running? So I want to go home early because I want to run in Bali tomorrow

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Yes

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Oh, you usually run?

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Yes, I have a job

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Oh, you have to pay the rent

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Yes

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I see He said, if I don't get paid, I'll be broke

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Amit Amit

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Amit Amit

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And how did you get the information about the doctor?

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He said, oh did you get the information about the doctor?

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He said, oh, Nikilari too? Yes, if I'm already often to go to the marathon, I'm already bored. Suddenly, what are we telling? Wow, I've been there often.

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No, no, not like that.

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You told it to the doctor,

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don't make the doctor look arrogant. Like a cut. I was so mad at the doctor I was so mad at the doctor I was so mad at the doctor I was so mad at the doctor

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I was so mad at the doctor

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I was so mad at the doctor

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I was so mad at the doctor I was so mad at the doctor The doctor helped you No, don't be like this No, bro Don't be like this

27:05

No, it's not like that So, I'm like, I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to Berlin tomorrow

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27:09

He said that

27:10

What are you doing?

27:12

Even though I'm not going to Berlin, I heard The doctor already took care of you I didn't expect to make him so arrogant But he's good at running He's good at running but he's not arrogant How to say it Because the impression that was created was Because he wants to argue

27:26

Wait, wait

27:26

For example, Niki, after you bought a car, what car is it? This car, Toyota Oh, I'm an European car That's the impression

27:35

Oh, maybe he's like this, bro

27:37

At that time

27:38

Niki, do you usually do a marathon at Maybank Marathon? Yes, Doc Oh, I've been like that too. oh really? is it great? I said that, bro. is it great? marathon? yes. then he said, will you join again tomorrow? I said that. then he said, oh no, I've been bored, he said that. ah, that's better, that's better. yes. or the story is like that from the beginning. maybe from the beginning, it's better or the story is like that from the beginning maybe from the beginning

28:06

it's like that what you told me in the beginning I thought if you cut the doctor's armpit when you go out of the room it's like that he was too excited

28:18

oh you told the story too excited

28:20

yes

28:22

that means the doctor is humble very humble ok ok, Dr. Silvi, deal Yeah, I... So, the doctor is humble? Very humble! Okay, okay, Dr. Silvi, deal!

28:27

Dr. Silvi, come on, let's do a high rock with me, my brother and Radit!

28:32

Deal!

28:33

That's Dr. Silvi! If he's busy, you should talk to the doctor with the moustache! Who's the doctor? Dr. Ira! Remember, Dr. Ira! The humble one! The one who loves to run Dr. Ira

28:45

Tell them Dr. Ira Dr. Ira, if Dr. Silvi can't do it Let's run together I mean, let's run high rock with my brother, with Radit We'll wait for the confirmation Let's go

28:57

Okay

29:03

HNP

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HNP before and at home, he was like this

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yeah

29:10

what is that?

29:11

practice?

29:12

so that the hip doesn't pull back so we pivot to the hip like this so that it is straight again so if we sit too often it's called anterior pelvic tilt so the tilts forward

29:25

my doctor and I did a pilates so that the posture is correct because we often sit like this, so it locks bro because it locks when we stand, it's still like this so that the walk is normal, we become like this so we walk like this

29:40

well, the burden is on the back so I got hit on the L5S1 So, to make it right again From the bowl, I have to lift it up And then do this Why is it so thick?

29:55

No, bro! Why did you move it out?

29:57

Sorry, bro

29:58

I thought every time someone moves it, I'll see it So, from the bottom But I'm okay Later, it's hard, bro

30:04

Honestly, it's hard.

30:05

At first, I couldn't do it. I was like, like you. But, now I can. I just need to lift it up.

30:12

Oh, Michael Jackson.

30:13

No, not like that.

30:16

Try it. Can you do it?

30:17

Can you do it? Try it. Try to stand up. Can you pivot it there? Try it. Like this. That's right. You lift it up and hold it. Hold it.

30:42

But it's like this.

30:44

Right? Like that. it's hard here Right? It's fun right? It's fun So it's like a sex game? It's like a sex game right? I've never done that

30:56

Was a pregnant woman like that? I don't think so I don't know about sex games

31:02

What's going on? What's the matter?

31:05

Do you want to continue Senam Kegel? People who have back pain are usually advised to do Senam Kegel

31:11

Oh really?

31:12

Yes, sleep, and then we do this

31:15

Oh my god I'm curious about your YouTube history

31:21

Is Senam Kegel dangerous?

31:23

But there's an instructor on top? No, no, usually it's given a burden. Okay, okay. But if that's the case, it means there are a lot of ways for us not to back pain again. Well, because of that, what is the best chair for Radit's recommendation? Yes, I want to ask that, because honestly, I have a problem with my hip flexor, that's why I know why hip flexor? make you become anterior pelvic tilt too?

31:48

that's right, and my hip flexor is open so if I sit, if you pay attention, I always open it like this if this is an effort for me but it's good, it's easy to give birth bro

32:00

I'm not giving birth

32:02

if

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Adik ah

32:04

sorry I'm not giving birth your question is I was born with it If... Adik ah, sorry

32:06

I was born with it So, that's what caused me to have back pain I've changed my chair 4 times Actually, it's not the chair's fault I have to practice Have you been to the doctor?

32:17

Once What did the doctor say? I have to practice so that my hip flexor is strong So my body doesn't compensate for the movement of my hip flexor. Okay. I was really helped by my pilates coach.

32:35

Okay.

32:36

I had a class and then I did it privately. Because my first meeting, he taught me how to sit.

32:41

Wow.

32:42

Sit. I learned to sit for an hour, sir. I how to sit Wow I sat for an hour, I learned how to sit I learned how to sit So it turns out that the right way to sit Our buttocks, there's a muscle in the buttocks It should be there, the point of the butt Don't be here, don't be there

32:56

So you have to find the point of balance of your buttocks Where is your most comfortable buttocks?

33:00

Later, you will be searched by him?

33:01

No, no. We?

33:05

We look for it ourselves or?

33:06

He looks for it himself.

33:07

What is he looking for?

33:08

How?

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Is it good?

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Is it good?

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No.

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He doesn't want to sit on it, right? No, no.

33:14

So you have to find it yourself

33:15

the best point for you to sit that is in line with the butt. Because most people like me earlier, Because I was just trying to avoid it, the stem is actually in the back bone here Oh yeah So distribute the burden according to him, I don't know anything, I just learn The stem must be there I learned for an hour Oh, sit properly like this

33:36

Oh here is the point, so sit properly like this Then my chair at home has a support column too So it's not too... So it's supported by the shelf. I'm done. My HNP is safe.

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33:51

It's safe? It's not hurting anymore. Yesterday, because I just found out about HNP, about anterior palvic tilt, and so on. So I saw people's postures, bro.

34:04

Because I want to know, people's postures are normal or not. Or are there a lot of people like this? I also became aware. Then, Rian Adryandi, founder of Stand Up Indo, my friend, Stand Up Comedian, Director of Jumbo, just uploaded a photo on Instagram. He was running in Senayan, in Sudirman.

34:24

I saw the photo, right? The photo, he was a bit behind his butt, like this. Well, as a friend, because I've experienced it, right? As a friend, I want to tell Rian, Rian, have you ever checked it yet? I'm afraid you're also like me, because I remember? Or anything like that. I'm afraid you're also an anthropo-victim like me.

34:46

Because I remember I also ran like that. But it's my fault. I didn't give context. I just said, Ian, has anyone ever said that your butt is a bit backward? It's my fault.

35:02

It's my fault for admitting.

35:07

He didn't answer for a long time

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What's the problem with Anissa? It's been a long time, he was going to his mom's grave And he got it, so he needed time to process it

35:19

Oh, mixed feelings

35:21

He needed time to process it

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After he got it, my friend said my butt

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He's processing I voice note him I explain everything

35:31

Okay

35:32

He just understood No, I'm like this Oh, I see I see

35:36

Oh

35:37

It turns out I don't know

35:39

He asked back What? He asked back to Radit's butt What about your butt, Radit?

35:44

Can I pop it, Radit? Can I pop, Gadit? Why are you obsessed with my ass?

35:52

No, no, no

35:53

No, he didn't ask back I forgot what the conversation was like But in the end he told me When we gathered with other founders I was so surprised Suddenly you

36:04

WA like this Sorry, I didn't give you context But luckily you gave me context with VN Yeah, we can talk about it I can talk about anything Your posture is really important My posture is really bad

36:18

But do you have any pain?

36:20

No

36:21

Flu?

36:22

You're not in a posture But it can happen But if I'm a little hunched, bro It can be a flu Because you're a little hunched So you talk to people Your face is so close

36:33

Because like this

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Hear it

36:35

That's it, it's contagious

36:35

Hear it

36:36

Hear it

36:38

Flu like this

36:39

Yes

36:40

Talk to people

36:41

People will be alert So it's not a flu, you have to be stiff? You have to be like this?

36:47

No, that's too stiff

36:49

There are a lot of flu soldiers Why is that? Even though they are stiff Who said there are a lot of flu soldiers?

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36:57

Near my house

36:59

There are, I swear

37:00

So, you think the soldiers are not fit? Because the soldiers are always practicing everyday But the soldiers are healthy, right? But his name is also human So the kitchen is not fresh, not clean?

37:11

What the hell?

37:13

Can we talk about the other soldiers? You started it But I never saw a clean soldier If it's clean, it's because he got a needle I don't agree, that's you No, that's you I swear, if it's clean, it's because he got a needle I don't want to join, you're the one who got it No, I don't want to join

37:26

If it's a military punishment, I'm not going to join No, it's true Do you know, Chinese soldiers If it's clean, there's a needle here Indonesian soldiers?

37:36

So, you can't sleep

37:37

Indonesian soldiers? There's no Indonesian soldiers I think there's none

37:42

He's not sure HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If you're sleepy, you'll be like, oh my god. Do you believe me? No.

38:05

Wow, you're right. Can I look for it?

38:07

No, you don't have to.

38:09

Okay, let's not talk about the army. Like I said earlier, Raditya Dika,

38:15

Marilyn and I are one of the amazing people in your works.

38:19

Do you understand?

38:20

Yes, I can. Malam Minggu Miko is the first door where we get to know about your works We want to remake it, and I already have the characters What kind of characters? We'll let you do it first, because it's your work Right, we'll remake it

38:42

So, Miko is me Miko is you Rian is Bang Radit How come I become Rian?

38:48

Mas Anca, let's go

38:51

On Sunday night, there's Bang Radit and Bang Rian Two of them There's already two of them

39:00

Yes

39:01

Why are you with Bang Radit? If you want, Bang Radit is Miko again

39:05

Yes

39:05

To be fair

39:07

Same

39:07

Same condition that I want

39:11

That's an explanation from an egoist

39:13

He wants to be the main actor

39:15

Yes, I agree

39:17

Agree

39:18

So Radit becomes Rian, I become Miko

39:22

Mas Anca

39:24

Can I be Mas Anca? I agree But this is a technical question Because we also dream of having a series like that

39:33

Is it hard to make?

39:34

Do you want a commentary?

39:35

Yes

39:36

With talking head and all that The first episode of Miko's Sunday Night The Nisa episode I produced it I borrowed the camera, I built my own house. The payment for the friends who helped me was just food. So, if it's difficult in the production context, it's not too expensive to make the first two episodes.

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40:00

How many cameras were there?

40:02

At the beginning?

40:03

Yes.

40:04

One. One camera. Switching. Cut. After that, change the angle. One camera. Even the one that made the TV was one camera.

40:15

Oh, really?

40:16

After that, I bought a computer. I bought a computer. I got money. Production money, right? I got production money. I produced until 2 seasons.

40:25

I still have the production bill if you want to know. I got the money for production, so I produced for 2 seasons. Oh, I see.

40:26

I still have the production bill if you want to know.

40:31

That's okay.

40:32

You can imagine how much money I have.

40:34

Yeah, yeah.

40:35

The production.

40:36

I'm actually quite smart.

40:37

Smart, smart.

40:38

Why are you smart?

40:39

That's the problem, I can't think of it. He's shy. So, how many episodes did you produce with just one camera and the help of your friends? With the help of my friends, only two episodes.

40:53

Two episodes.

40:54

After that, I hired a professional. I really liked reading the script first to learn how to make Malam Minggu Miko. So I read it, read it, read it. Then I applied it. Oh, this is the format. Because I didn't go to film school, right? I didn't go to film school, I didn't understand anything.

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I didn't know what the script format was like. I didn't know how to shoot. Everything was done by hand. Malam Minggu Miko was given a professional crew. I didn't understand how to direct a professional crew But it turned out to be a success A producer of a movie, someone likes Malem Minggu Miko

41:31

I was even offered a movie, until now That's crazy, nice, like me, who will come But do you have a drive to learn? I bought this book, Save the Cat Cool Who wrote the book? for learning it I've bought this book Save the Cat, that's what I've been told Cool Who wrote the book?

41:47

I forgot who wrote it I just read it Have you finished reading it?

41:51

Just a little bit more

41:52

Oh yeah?

41:53

Just a little bit more

41:53

What did you learn from the book? A lot About writing like that I learned a lot Oh, it turns out that there are other lessons that I can lot from that book I learned a lot from that book I learned a lot from that book

42:06

I learned a lot from that book I learned a lot from that book I learned a lot from that book I learned a lot from that book I learned a lot from that book Who's that? Black Snyder He's dead I bought the one in Indonesian It's the same, the writer is the same I'm the only one who speaks Indonesian You're the sultan

42:30

Gita Esnur, who's that?

42:32

Gina

42:33

The book is Gina

42:34

Who's the one who translated the book? I don't know Gina Esnur is my friend, the movie maker The one who made 2 Blue Lines

42:44

I think that's it She's the one who translated it That's how it's translated

42:46

Don't listen to it Don't mess with it It's true, bro It's Gina who translated it

42:50

I forgot, I forgot how to translate it It's just the translator's words

42:52

Maybe it's the translator's words

42:55

I don't understand, bro, I forgot Yeah That's a good one, Save the Cat Because his argument is that every genre has its own standard The horror genre has 3 things that are needed in a horror movie The genre's name is Monster in the House Oh yeah, I remember that There must be a monster, there must be a house, and there must be a sin So the character commits a sin that makes the monster to appear and haunt a house.

43:25

The house can be a ship, a complex, an alphamart, a house. The monster can be a whale, can be like... Where is it that you can't talk about if you talk about a monster eating? Oh, quiet place. The monster can be that. The sin is what the character do to make the monster appear?

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43:47

Suggestions Kill people

43:50

Oh okay

43:51

So that's the step I remember the most from making horror

43:55

Read it again later I was punched after reading it

43:58

That's important too Punched

44:01

Oh yeah, you went to the cafe and did this Then you were asked to take a picture with someone No The one where we were in a club Oh yeah, the one where you went to a cafe and did this Yeah, that was cool

44:06

And then you asked for a photo with someone

44:08

No, sir

44:10

I think I'll just close it

44:12

It can be bookmarked Bookmark is not from the internet

44:16

Bookmark is from the website

44:18

I know, I know I'm also a bit confused Can I do it again? Can you recommend a book, a scriptwriting book for financial and comedy 3 right?

44:32

Movie? Yes, scriptwriting movie Black Snyder is the easiest Easy means it's ready for industry The most commercial If you want to write for commercial

44:44

Black Snyder is the best in my opinion But if you want to write for commercial, Black Snyder is the best, in my opinion. But if you want to borrow Niki's book, read other people's books, Syd Field once wrote a book called Screenplay. Screenplay. There's another one

44:56

that every time Pixar has a staff, it's sent to watch his seminar, his name is Robert McKee, the book is called Story. But I don't recommend Robert McKee too much book is called Story But I don't really recommend Robert McKee for the current era Robert McKee is for the more advanced, in my opinion

45:09

Because he's a bit more philosophical But those two, the first one is beginner-friendly Beginner-friendly, Seedfield is beginner-friendly Black Snyder is beginner-friendly The most beginner-friendly is Snyder Black Snyder, I mean Save the Cat

45:22

Save the Cat Do you know where Save the Cat comes from? I know. Explain it, Niki

45:30

I thought you were going to finish it Save the Cat, why is it called Save the Cat? Because according to him, his argument is a good story, the audience must sympathize with the main character Okay? The easiest way

45:42

for the audience to sympathize with the main character who plays in the movie or novel or whatever is by making a scene where he's good. The easiest scene to make him good is when he saves a cat. That's specific, a cat? Yes, for example.

45:57

So, for example, you open the movie, only 10 minutes in, the character is walking, after being fired of his office. He sat in front of Indomaret or Alfamart, sitting still. He had only 5,000 left.

46:11

He wanted to buy bread for him to eat because he was hungry, his stomach was upset. Then he saw a cat, half-way, hunched over. Then he thought, he turned the bread over, he bought cat food, and gave it to the cat a little. We as the audience, oh, so kind. He bought cat food, and gave it to the cat. As a viewer, we were like, Oh, that's so kind.

46:27

I will support your story, whatever happens. If it was me, I would definitely put the cat like this. Save the cat didn't work for me. That's Black Snyder, book Save the Cat. The second one, you were talking about. The second one is about finance. Yes, finance.

46:47

Finance. What's the level? You just started. Just beginner. Super beginner. Can I have one super beginner, and one intermediate?

46:58

I think I'm a little bit difficult to get to the advanced level. I think the one that can mix the two is maybe psychology of money is Psychology of Money Psychology of Money?

47:07

Karya WS Rendra

47:09

I forgot who wrote this But it's a famous book Masashi Kishimoto

47:14

That's Naruto

47:16

Masashi Kishimoto wrote this

47:18

No, no, no, I'm kidding

47:21

That's Psychology of Money, good What else? That's it, psychology of money. What else? That's all if you want to start. The third one is comedy books. You really want to learn comedy? Yes.

47:32

You really want to, right? Yes. If you really want to learn comedy, don't read anything first. But you go on a stand-up stage.

47:43

Why are you clapping? That's cool. Stand-up comedy. Wow. Clap your hands. Cool. Stand-up comedy can help you develop comedic sensibility.

47:45

So, the capital of all comedians, in my opinion, is the sense of the comedy to know if it's funny or not. When can I get in? When can I pull? When can I be a cassette? When can I be a playmaker?

47:51

When can I make a punchline? When not? When is this appropriate? When I'm a playmaker. When I can make a punchline, when I can't. When this is appropriate, when this is not.

48:10

That's called comedic sensibility. The sense of comedy. That's inherently, everyone is born with it. That's why there are people who are funny in the cage, and there are people who are not. But to really train it,

48:22

it's with stand-up comedy. Minimum, 100 times on stage. Minimum, you have to try 100 times. And 100% you can't be funny.

48:35

Oh yeah?

48:36

Yes.

48:36

If we already, for example, 100% not funny,

48:39

it means we're not funny, right?

48:40

Yes.

48:41

Well, you introspect yourself. The sign is we know we're not in a comedy place. No, you're not. The sign is you need to add 100 more. See?

48:50

So you're not listening.

48:51

No, no, no. The theory of doing something 100 times, in my opinion, you have to do something 100 times. And every time you do something, there must be an incremental improvement. Incremental means little by little. With a scheme, make an evaluation, improve, make an evaluation, improve.

49:10

The first night you stand up, it's definitely not funny. I guarantee 100%. Okay. You go up and it's not funny, you go down, then you think, why am I not funny? You just made it, right? Evaluation. Oh, I think I was too...

49:23

too standard. I don't know the words, darling, my name is Mario. For example.

49:29

MC corporate.

49:30

For example.

49:31

Oh, so next time, I don't have to be too standard. Second attempt, your opening was pretty good. Still not funny. Make a revision evaluation. Huh, what's the evaluation? Oh, I don't think I dare to look at the audience.

49:48

I'm always like this because I'm scared. Okay, when you're in the third place, the opening is good, you dare to look at the audience. But later there will be more mistakes. What else is wrong?

50:02

For example, the echo is not confident. Well, if it's echo, the echo is not confident. Yes, if the echo must be confident. If you're not confident, people won't laugh. Because you're not sure. Oh, go up to 4, the eyes have seen the audience, the opening is good, the echo is confident. What else is wrong?

50:14

Until there are 100 small improvements. So when you go up 100 times, there are already 100 mistakes that you have fixed in that appearance. Do you understand? You understand? So you go up.

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50:28

When you go up, you already feel the sense of comedy every night. If possible every night. Because the opening is evenly everywhere. When you're used to the sense of comedy, you've gone up there every night. You will feel that sense. Damn, if this is usually not funny.

50:43

That means I'm not playing here. Sometimes you're roasting the audience, you're asking for a review, right? Like this, like this, like this. If the answer is that he works there, usually if I'm like this, it's funny. Finally, like this, he laughed. You get that, so.

50:56

Oh, if this is like this,. You'll be on TV later. Go. Jekyll will be in the movie. Go. Buhat Keliaco will be the director. Go.

51:14

Because of his sense. His feeling from the stand-up comedy. Make him know. This is like this. We want to do podcast podcast a little different, podcast GJLS

51:29

right

51:29

yes, that's because of that sense, the sense is obtained from many times knowing what's not funny you know this is not funny, you don't bring it out

51:37

from personal experience

51:38

yes, from the stage

51:39

yes yes

51:40

that's scary, sir you only have a microphone and yourself that's not scary, sir. You only have a microphone and yourself. Isn't that scary? Right. I can't imagine it's that scary.

51:46

It's so scary, right?

51:47

That's why I don't want to. It's too scary, sir.

51:49

But if you're really serious about comedy, stand-up comedy, try it. But, sir, I still can't imagine how embarrassed I am if I have to swallow my not funny video.

52:03

Don't be videotaped, bro

52:05

I'm just like, for example

52:06

Don't be videotaped

52:06

You're just blurring

52:09

I'm just looking, for example, I'm looking at my video that I don't like For example, I'm on a podcast, there's a joke that I think I regret it The comedy, then I'm like, why am I like that? I'll speed up the preview Because I can't see if it's funny or not Okay, so Nurul has been with me for 4 years At the beginning, he joined me I was preparing for my show

52:37

It's called Cerita Cinta, you joined right? Cerita Cinta Aku 2021-2020 He joined, I was practicing here At Ketawa Comedy Club, which is still in Antasari. I practiced, it wasn't funny at all.

52:51

100% there was no funny part. People laughed, but only, hehehe. Hehehe. Nurul saw it for the first time, right? I just saw Nurul's expression, right? He was just quiet, right?

53:01

Eventually I fixed it, fixed the practice, He was just quiet. I was fixing up my practice. And my show was canceled in Indonesia. It was all canceled. I asked him after the show was canceled. Were you nervous when you first started practicing? Because this is not as funny as the show. The one that is not funny at all.

53:17

You want to make it a show. Do you understand? Do you remember?

53:21

But it was not funny at that time.

53:23

It was not funny? Not funny. Not funny, not funny. That's a full matari, bro. Yes, one hour or more. Almost two hours. Not funny, not funny at all. Okay.

53:34

It means I became a jury for years, almost 20 years in the industry of snap comedy, mentor for many people. If you're making a special show, the practice is not funny either.

53:45

It was not funny at all. And it's okay. It's okay. I also saw him, saw others too. I watched it again, it's not funny. Which part is not funny, I'm just guessing.

53:56

Where did you watch my show? Usmar, right? Watching UBM. I was one and the previous one was close to UBM The previous one is near UBM too Oh, E3L Yes, I think so That's a thousand people, it's crowded, everyone laughs

54:09

When you come, we take a picture together in the back You took it off, right? After that I called Gilang, I asked Where's the funny one? Try to find the funny one again So that's my question

54:22

Even though it's already broken, It's already crowded, IG story full It's really fun and all that My question is still Which one is still not funny? That's why you don't need to worry Because I made a material

54:36

Not funny at all So you will go up on Rabu or Kami? Oh my God

54:42

You're so direct

54:44

Direct, direct You two, you two Do you want to learn comedy? Seriously, I'm a rabu I'll give you a lighter one

54:46

You...

54:47

This is Belinski, right?

54:51

Sure

54:52

How many chairs are there? I think 10 chairs is fine

54:55

How about 12?

54:57

You have fans You put them in your story And they're going to watch it And they're going to watch it And they're going to watch it It's okay, right? Sure. Okay. How many are these? I think 10 chairs is fine. 12 then.

55:07

You have fans, you put it in your story, you want to try stand-up, but it's definitely not funny, don't put pressure on them, for example. 12 people gather, you have to pay, by the way.

55:21

Because usually if you don't pay, half of them won't come.

55:24

Okay, okay. You have to pay, by the way. Because if you don't pay, half of the people won't come. Okay.

55:25

Pay 10,000, 15,000, it's okay. Okay. My training is 49,000.

55:30

In Comica?

55:31

At my office. My office, the one you came to. Okay. The fans who come, pay 15,000, 20,000. 12 people come here, and you can practice there. After that, Q&A Where do you like it? Any suggestions?

55:46

Which one you don't like? What do you think? But you have to stand up, right? You can't be like, I have a funny material But yesterday I sat with Niki We talked about anecdotes

55:58

That's different Don't be like that Don't bring your material but you sit and talk Do you understand what I mean? You have to absorb the material When there's an event, you have to absorb the material

56:10

Not like that, really stand up 12 people have come You come in, good afternoon everyone I want to try stand up It's really my first time, it's definitely not funny So I'm sorry, I'll ask first time you see me, I'm sure it's not funny. I'm sorry. I'll ask you a few questions.

56:26

Okay, let's start. Maybe to change the mood, just close the curtain, make it darker, turn off the lights. That means it's started. So you can separate it from the intro to the game.

56:42

The camera is not on, so no one knows you're not funny Only you know The one who will know if you're not funny Only 12 people

56:53

That's it

56:54

Don't touch me Come on! Then you can beg Please let others know we're funny Even though we're not So you don't have to write, I just want to smoke

57:29

There's a guy like that?

57:30

Soleh Solehun

57:31

Oh yeah?

57:32

Yeah, and only Soleh Solehun that I know of What about you?

57:36

It's hard, right?

57:36

He's not confident

57:38

Kang Soleh was a special one, he was really long, right?

57:40

Yeah

57:41

He even made two of them One day, he played it twice

57:46

The material was different

57:48

You can write it But the question is, why? Because I'm lazy Or I don't have the intention Genuine reaction Like I want to be natural

58:00

What I want to say at that time It's a bit difficult You have to write it At least you try to write it first.

58:06

Yes.

58:07

Just try it first. Why? Because you can write it down. I already wrote it down. If there are 30 pages, I usually have one show ready.

58:16

30 pages?

58:17

Yeah, that's my measurement. Handwriting? No, I wrote it on...

58:21

Blood?

58:23

Continuous writing?

58:26

Yes. write on blood write blood continue sanskrit?

58:27

but, they said you have to practice writing with your hands no, i don't

58:31

oh really?

58:32

just write laptop

58:34

right bro?

58:35

i can i can

58:38

bro, it's still January, 2026 this is a new resolution

58:42

right

58:43

every year, we have to be better than last year. If we do things that make us comfortable, what's the difference between us and us in 2025? The clip of the Pemirsa.

58:55

The clip.

58:56

The sign of discomfort is a sign of our effort to grow. That's why my son has a bad tooth. Because his adult teeth are about to appear. I don't like it, it's so uncomfortable. Bro, you have a bad tooth, you're growing up, it means you're an adult,

59:17

you're about to be an adult. So you have to get rid of all the teeth that make you uncomfortable uncomfortable this new year. Greetings to all of you.

59:28

Greetings, thank you for watching.

59:30

Thank you. Thank you.

59:32

Okay, let's stand up.

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