【Podcast】EP129｜又是英國航空?! 狀況連連的歐洲行！被自己少根筋打敗，怎麼可以那麼天兵！！從最後一天出狀況到最後一天...

Oh my god...Shoo, Maggie!Welcome back to Bigficial's podcast and welcome back to another episode.然後大家就 我的私訊是直接爆炸 就很多人開始跟我說 你可以怎麼辦 你可以坐到哪邊 然後從那邊直接直飛 我今天要跟大家分享的就是 這整個旅程到底發生了哪些悲慘的事情 然後還有我們這中間怎麼處理 然後其實你們在限動裡面看到的都不是全部 那還有什麼 因為我們其實從第一天就已經出狀況了 好 大隊呢 就是有那些什麼攝影師啊 然後還有 Some media people and others, like Joeman, they flew from Hong Kong, because they were doing a state visit, and I was separated from everyone else.I booked a different time to depart from them.So from the beginning, we were actually scattered in different places.

Adi was originally in Spain, so he went directly to Madrid.Wow!So scary!Did you buy insurance?Yes, yes, yes.We all bought insurance.

It's a good thing that everyone, even the photographers, all of them, as long as they go, they all have insurance.This time we were really lucky to have insurance.But to what extent the insurance will be paid, we still don't know.Because the extra cost in the middle is too much.I'll tell you one by one later how scary it is.After they got off the plane, they had to wait for four hours.

After getting off the plane, at the boarding gate, the screen above shows that they can board again.It's already been nine hours.Oh, shit.

Our whole journey hasn't even started yet.

They stayed in Hong Kong for 13 hours for no reason.So some people just sleep on the floor because it's too tiring.And I remember that day, we flew at 8 or 9 p .m.我们的睡觉时间他就在那边 就躺在那个机场里 这个同步我也在飞 所以我在飞机上就收到他们的讯息说 他们当天没有办法到 他们要到不知道晚上几点才会到 那我就多了一整天的行程 可是我又有三个行李 因为我们本来是要这样子 我们要从那个马德里直接飞去我们要去的那个小镇 你就想象是要从台北到台东 你要嘛你就是 and take a one -hour flight to get there.Otherwise, you can only take the train.

And then maybe it's another small town in Taitung, so you have to take another train to get there after taking the train.Okay, they've already stayed in Hong Kong, so we'll just miss the train.flight to Paris.So our only choice was to take the train.

Oh, that was a long time ago.

Yes, so my luggage couldn't stay at the airport.So when I was on the plane, I was in a hurry to decide where to put my luggage.At first, I thought, oh my god, I'm a genius.I can be completely independent.And then I found a place right across from the train station where you can put your luggage.And a lot of people put their luggage in a locker, right?

I don't know why, but I always feel insecure about that.Have you ever put your luggage in a locker?

Yes, we put our luggage in a locker when we went to Thailand.

Yes, yes, yes.But I don't know why, but I feel very secure in Thailand.

I don't feel safe in Europe.I think it's because of Europe.

Were you nervous when we played in Thailand?No.Me neither.

When I think of Europe, I feel like it's easy to get stolen.

I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.

I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.

I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy to get stolen.I feel like it's easy He gave you a code, so the next time you came, it was with this code.

sky bar Cocktail.I felt so cool.I really started to feel that I should come to Madrid to study abroad myself.Because men are so handsome.結果我告訴你 ,這個東西呢 ,就是從第一天他們那邊出狀況 ,對不對?好 ,他們終於告訴我說 ,好 ,我們要到了 ,我們大概八點抵達火車站。

我想說 ,OK啊 ,那我也差不多八點跟他們抓一樣的時間。好 ,結果我沒有料到 ,我少算了塞車的時間 ,因為西班牙人呢 ,他們吃晚餐 ,我們的尖峰時段是五、六點嘛。他們八點吧。他們八、九點在吃晚餐 ,那個時候好塞好塞啊 ,結果等我到了要拿行李的那個地方, oh 有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?

有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?

有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?

有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?

有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?

有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?

有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?

有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間?有寫時間 I was like, what do I do?

We have to start working tomorrow.I had nothing on me.Only my bag for shopping.Oh my god.And I was thinking, what do I do?What do I do?

What do I do?Nothing.I asked the shop next door, do you have his number or something?He said, no.This is really over.And you know what's the most embarrassing thing?

Originally, Adi told me, it's okay.You just hold on for these four days.When we fly to London, we will still go back to Madrid.結果我們同團的人說不對啊 ,我們要飛倫敦的時候我們是要到機場 ,我們沒有要再回來火車站了 ,所以變成我們不會再回來這個地方。But the luggage was in this nine -hour place.Who am I going to ask to get this luggage for me?

You can't ask someone to get it and drive nine hours to give it to you.Because it was already eight o 'clock at night.Everyone said, but our train is at nine o 'clock.We have to go quickly, otherwise we won't be able to get there.It was already one or two o 'clock when we got there.So we had to go to the train first.

You travel so light.I feel so much better now.You know, I'm the only girl.Others are like Henry, Adi, Joe Man.They're all so straight.I have nothing to borrow.

If I travel with you today, I can borrow some cosmetics or masks.But I can't.Luckily, there's a Zara in the town.我就叫他們中間就是我們吃完午餐 ,給我一點點時間 ,讓我快速衝去Zara趕快把我接下來幾天的衣服先買一買。我大概抓個兩天 ,沒有啦 ,我多買 ,我身上這件也是自己亂買的。我本來想說我抓個三天份就可以了 ,然後後來還有什麼卸妝啊、化妝啊什麼都沒有。

還好飯店有給什麼刷牙的 ,不然其他我真的什麼都沒有耶。我那時候想說一個最簡單的方式 ,不會花掉我太多時間 ,就全部都買同一個牌子。For example, if you have everything in Maybelline, you just need to go to one place and buy everything.Then I will quickly solve all the problems within an hour.I must push something big.You have to buy chest pads when you go to Europe.

European chest pads are amazing Is there only a round type of chest pad or is there a chest pad wrapped on both sides?

It's like a broken piece of fabric, like a flower But it doesn't penetrate your breast You know, I'm wearing another shirt today I don't know if you've seen it, but I have a shirt with stitches on the back Actually, it's all holes But I can't see anything when I wear that shirt I'm very serious and keep looking over there, but I really can't see But the chest pads in Taiwan, no matter if it's silicone or not.

Yeah, even when you're wearing clothes, there's still a line.

好厲害!So we thought of a way to invite people, because they still know people in Madrid, so we invited them to find someone to go there and use my QR code.Anyway, I paid extra for two days later, because I didn't know which day to put it in so that someone would go get it.So I paid extra first, but I still sent the QR code to the person who could go get it.After he got it, he used that kind of FedEx, 的那個快運把它寄到我們那邊 所以我已經是等我拿到行李已經是我們幾乎要離開西班牙了 所以我真的是靠我買的那個小時買的所有東西度過那幾天的 然後你就已經覺得ok這一切終於要結束了就是我們現在要去倫敦了 還沒耶因為我們是因為飛那個英國嘛 英國現在已經不在歐盟裡面了 所以兩個小時絕對not enough.

Plus, the Europeans are very...Chill.

You want to say laziness?

I suddenly thought of an adjective.It's more like being yourself.You do your own thing.I think this is the most amazing part.You're completely doing nothing but chatting there.So cool!

Anyway, at the beginning, we were a group of people.In the end, our first flight was to fly from Madrid to London.Then we had to fly from London to Scotland.In the end, they only gave us one flight.So we didn't have the boarding pass for our second flight.But when we got to London, we found out that we didn't have a boarding pass.

We didn't know which gate we were going to.So we had to find a counter to tell him.Then he asked, why didn't you take it just now?I don't know.He didn't give it to me.Then he said, okay, wait a minute.

He said, wait a minute, right?The two of them were chatting next to each other.I said, he's not trying to deal with it.He didn't want to make a phone call.He didn't want to do anything.He was chatting next to me.

So I think when you go abroad, all Taiwanese people must put aside your politeness, all your modesty, all your politeness.You should stand up for yourself Then he called us right away.So he really didn't do anything just now!Miss, hello!Because we were about to board the plane.

So crazy!

Isn't it crazy?It's so crazy!And then we were in...We had already arrived in London.And at the airport in London, for some reason, we passed two customs.When we passed the first one, he saw a group of people.

I don't know why.He asked Adi, why did you come here?He said, we came here for a tour.Okay, that makes sense.Because you're an officer, you should ask.Okay, when Adi answered, he said, we're here for a tour.

What are we going to do?He asked him, are these your friends or something?He said, yes.So he said, do you have a list?He said, what do you mean by a list?結果他就說 你有沒有一個名單呢?

還好就是真的有一個人 他這一次他就是一個那個把所有 他就是最 organized的人 把所有東西都列出來了 好 結果他就說 我剛好有 他就給那個人 結果你知道那個海關做了什麼事嗎?他就開始拿著那個一個一個點名 在後面的人在排隊過海關耶 老師喔 真的 我們這一群在前面他就說 呃 那個 沛棄 here Good job!一样啊 ,所有过海关的行程再来走一次啊 ,你还是一样继续 ,然后step ,然后过 ,我完全看不懂。你如果说好 ,你点完之后 ,你等一下就给我每个step都过去 ,那也就算了。还要再一次?所有 ,就根本像没有发生过一样 ,每个人过去 ,他一样问你说 ,what's the purpose of your visit?

什么什么 ,好 ,what do you do for a living?然后后来好 ,我们到了那边 ,我就觉得这整个英国的机场 ,尤其是Heathrow, It's really a disaster.Is it the biggest airport?Yes, it is.It's in London.It should be.

A lot of international flights are from there.I'm not sure.I haven't been to the other one.Anyway, after we passed the customs, everyone was waiting in one place, waiting to fly to Scotland.Anyway, I don't know why, we were all gathered there in the middle.I didn't know what I was waiting for.

The staff told us to go in here and there.You know, the place where you have to go in one by one.We were all stuck in there and didn't know what we were doing.After a while, a bunch of people were put in front of us and went somewhere else.And then all of a sudden, a bunch of people went to another place 他們也沒照著這個路線本來的走欸 They didn't follow the original route either 在幹嘛啦 What are they doing?看不懂 真的不知道這一群人 I don't understand.

I really don't know 我們這整群人被困在這個幹嘛 why this whole group of people are stuck here 也不是只有我們 It's not just us 是所有的那些其他的那個遊客 It's all those other tourists 然後後來反正這個時間就這樣拖拖拖拖拖 And then later, anyway, this time dragged on and on 我們已經要登機了 還沒有到我們 We were about to board the plane, but we weren't there yet 然後那個時候呢 ,我們緊張的不是只有我們已經要登機 ,結果人還沒到boarding gate這件事情。有另外一件事情就是 ,我不是說我們沒有拿到那個登機證嗎?結果那個在聊天 ,後來才終於來幫我們打電話的那個小姐, 她的解決方式是給我們手寫登機證 ,就是一張紙。

開發票喔!

真的!而且她不是說什麼像發票上還有格子 ,她沒有 ,她真的是一張白紙。哇靠!真的是完全空白 他手寫你的那個號碼 就是你的班號 那個叫什麼 flight number 然後呢可能像我的他就寫乘啊 所以它都寫last name 所以我們好幾個城 打哪得任啊 反正我們那時候為什麼那麼緊張 除了我們沒有趕到登機口以外 因為我們手上拿的是那個手寫的 我們甚至不知道那個 可不可以用 對 所以我們很希望我們早一點到 可以如果臨時要處理 我們可以趕快處理這件事情 然後我們就被卡在那邊 好 到最後終於走走走走到 什麼 又要再過一個海關 Again, it was Henry.Henry walked out again, and he went straight to the staff and said, this is our boarding time, but we're still here, there are so many people in front of us, we can't get on.Then he opened a door for us.

emergency door for us.You know, all of a sudden, a group of people went straight to the front.So really, you always have to learn to communicate.And don't just wait there.You have to find someone to talk to.And you don't ask him, excuse me.

你就直接告訴他問題是什麼 你就直接告訴他問題是什麼 因為有的時候我們台灣人都太客氣了 因為有的時候我們台灣人都太客氣了 當然你不能不禮貌 因為不禮貌他也會對你兇回來 只是你就告訴他發生什麼事 所以那個時候Henry就直接跟他說 這個是我們的boarding time 可是我現在沒有時間 They said, okay, we'll go this way.We went straight to the front.I really learned a lot from Henry this time.As soon as he went up to sign with Immigration, he directly told him that the whole group behind him was with him.The 13 people behind him.Then he said, this is our time.

We're running out of time.Can I ask them all to come over?He said, it's okay, we'll cover them one by one.Then really, because of this, he did this to everyone.We're in a hurry.You know, that's really... 一拿到我們後來就跟大家說 你等一下一拿到就衝 就所有人看能上多少上多少 因為真的沒有時間了 我們後來就開始衝衝衝衝 每個人都是跑百米耶 真的是從一拿到登機證開始 衝衝衝衝一直衝到boarding gate 然後到boarding gate之後呢 這就是最好笑的地方 海關看到那個手寫啊 他這樣 代表這是家常便飯了 ,這已經不是他第一次看到手寫登記證了好 ,我們到了之後他就開始一個一個人在印一個proper的那個登記證給你所以這個時候就是我發現我拿錯了 ,因為他全部都寫Chen嘛然後呢 ,你還要再搭另外一個接駁車 ,才到你的飛機你知道那種嗎 ?

我知道不是你直接好累喔好崩潰 ,重點這一切我們都還沒到蘇格蘭喔 在一整趟旅程 ,我們在機場真的是災難連連啊!This whole trip at the airport was really a disaster!我們那時候就是大家趕快跳上接駁車, I was already on the shuttle bus, 我是已經上去了 ,又被叫醒了。and I was woken up again.因为有人发现说你不是这个圈 你是另一个圈 然后赶快再去换另外一个圈 好的 然后终于到了飞机了 你以为这一切太棒了 终于要结束了 结果你知道那个小飞机 就是欧洲的小飞机是 不能直接把你...他會大部分都會叫你把你的那個登機的行李是給一個小車子 他幫你放到另外一個放行李的地方 我不知道為什麼 我們這幾次在西班牙跟蘇格蘭都是這個樣子 好 然後結果但是我們已經太晚到了嘛 我們都已經人家要結束登機我們才到啊 所以我們上去的時候上面什麼overhead vent全部都滿的 然後我們那個車也已經開走了 所以就變成我們多了十幾件行李 所以就變成我們多了十幾件行李 所以就變成我們多了十幾件行李 然後因為我們還有那個什麼攝影器材啊什麼 然後因為我們還有那個什麼攝影器材啊什麼 那沒辦法不知道去塞在哪欸 那沒辦法不知道去塞在哪欸 結果後來上面也放不了 車子也沒了 他後來沒有那個小到塞不下的 他去開那個空姐放東西的地方 這是我第一次看到原來有一個這個儲藏的空間 他打開之後我們就全部把它推進去 好災難 然後終於到蘇格蘭之後 安翔都過完了那四天的工作 When I came back, it was you guys at Shandong that saw it.It was only now that you started seeing it in Shandong.

Before Shandong, none of the things we experienced were in Shandong.But during those few days, you know, you were already exhausted.You didn't have time to film.How did you have the energy to film?Did the others film?有 ,其實小馬 ,因為小馬是我的攝影師 ,我一邊在奔跑 ,小馬很盡責想說 ,他一定會用到這個畫面的 ,他就一邊跑一邊拍 ,一邊跑一邊拍 ,超級好笑。

然後我還有學到另外一個就是 ,我看到很多人去機場都很喜歡穿睡衣。我強烈建議你如果去歐洲或者是尤其是英國 ,盡量不要這樣子穿。英國人是不喜歡的。formal and care a lot about their clothes.You just want to see their identity, you know, our hotel is very small, not a five -star high -end hotel.Our hotel has a small diner, maybe only three or four tables.

Then I go to have a snack at dinner time.那裡的人是盛裝打扮、禮服、西裝 ,連帽子都戴上了。所以你就知道英國他們有多在意穿著。然後那天Henry就跟我說 ,因為我那天就是 我們有一個陷洞是Henry穿著西裝 ,我穿著睡衣。其實不是睡衣啦 ,就是那個大學 ,像那種大學T那種的。然後他就在笑我說 ,這個就是要穿去LA就會穿成這個樣子。

Just like when you're on a plane and you're going to LA, you'll wear it like this.

But the fact is that everything he said that day, I think of course it has something to do with the way he communicates.He's just a boss, he knows how to do it.I'm telling you now how to do it.Another thing is that he's dressed so formally, so people will have a layer of respect, I think.Think about it, if I'm wearing that sweatshirt, and I say to him, sorry, we're running out of time.He says, oh, sorry.

Hey, there really is.There are Europeans right behind us.他是已經直接要錯過 他的時間是譬如說他33分要登機 那時候已經50分還是什麼40分了 他就說我已經要錯過 已經錯過了 你可不可以讓我趕快也這邊 他們的還沒到 至少我的 就是我的已經過了 可不可以我先 然後那個人直接跟他說不行 所以我真的覺得跟你的整個人的穿著 會影響他尊不尊重你 然後反正我們那一天最後一天終於我們覺得 哇 一切都要結束了 我們要回到我們可愛的台灣了我真的覺得 我真的不能獨立 我那一天早上醒來 我就覺得 哇 最後一天了 我要好好享受這個陽光 然後我突然想到說 等一下 就是你突然就有一個wait a minute, I suddenly thought of one thing.I don't seem to have received my check -in email yet.Isn't it that you usually check -in online two days in advance?

Then I suddenly thought this morning, wait a minute, I haven't chosen a seat yet, I haven't checked in yet.Then I thought, this is a bit strange, I quickly logged in to see my email.Really no, but I really have an electronic ticket.I was like, what should I do?So I went in with my Chang Rong membership.我的後衛沒有成功啊 因為我用點數換商務艙的位置 結果沒有後補成功 你根本沒有機票 對 我根本沒有機票 他沒有提醒我耶 可能是 這個我到現在還是沒有去確認 可能是你在後衛的時候 他可能有一個資訊跟你說你要自己來確認 因為我之前有後衛成功 他是會打電話來說 陳小姐你有後衛成功 所以我就 自己腦補覺得說所以如果今天沒有後衛成功他也會通知我而且我是有e -ticket的我真的有電子機票所以我入境的時候是有給他看我要離開的那個機票的所以當你有電子機票的時候你就覺得沒有問題我一定可以登機的殊不知就在那天早上的六點我發現我今天沒有機票可以回家了然後呢所以我就只好當天開始找那個機票結果你知道因為長榮 台北才是我們的本站嘛你只要任何從外面飛回來的那個單程都算外站我就算願意花錢再買一張全新的商務艙要三十幾萬耶怎麼可能啊連坐經濟艙都好貴好貴我想說這怎麼那麼貴啊所以如果你不是從台灣飛出去或是買來回就不要買台灣的航空公司了所以我後來就去買別家的好我已經刷了一張卡下去了買了那個

結果我們到了機場 我還訂了兩晚在倫敦的那個飯店 因為不是因為我想多待 是真的沒有時間飛 要嘛全部滿了 不然就是那種 我最後只能抓 譬如說我30號有一個工作 我30號一定要到 所以我就抓最後最後能到的 然後最便宜的飛回來 結果我們的航班就取消了 Then I booked the two nights in London for nothing.And then I booked more.Do you know how expensive the last minute ticket is?Although it's already the cheapest, it's still so expensive.And then we were cancelled.We thought about what to do.

Next is what you saw in my cave.It's a whole bunch of people.No one knows what to do.所以他就announce說你們先去拿你們的行李 所以我們一整群人呢 就登登登再去轉盤再把我們的行李領回來 然後領回來之後我們就去排隊嘛 就找櫃檯問說我們可以怎麼辦 真的是他的態度是這個樣子喔 如果有看那個線上的 他就一邊打字 看也不看我 然後我就說 那我們的班機可以怎麼辦 他就說no idea 有一部分是沒有錄到的 有一部分是沒有錄到的 因為一開始我沒有想到可以錄 因為一開始我沒有想到可以錄 然後是後來一邊在講 然後是後來一邊在講 我看到他的表情態度太欠揍 我看到他的表情態度太欠揍 我才想說我來錄一下 我才想說我來錄一下 但我也不是錄他 但我也不是錄他 我是錄我自己 我是錄我自己 一開始我是說最早可以什麼時候回去 一開始我是說最早可以什麼時候回去 他就說No idea 他就說No idea然後我就說好 那我們有沒有機會早一點離開 然後我就說好 那我們有沒有機會早一點離開 我忘記這個他說可以還是不行還是怎麼樣 我忘記這個他說可以還是不行還是怎麼樣 我忘記他回答是什麼反正態度就是這樣 我忘記這個他說可以還是不行還是怎麼樣 我忘記他回 No idea Nope, it's such a small airport, what do you want me to do?

What is he doing?

He's just a staff at this small airport, so he can't do anything for you.

He's just a staff.

Yes, and I said, what can I do now?He gave me a business card and said, you can call customer service and see what he says.我在機場了耶 然後事實我也打了 就是沒有人接啊 而且我是還趕快買了 因為我是用eSIM嘛 eSIM不能打電話 我漫遊也打了 就直接用我台灣的漫遊打那個電話 也沒人接 然後現在有一些是你可以買當地的號碼 像Sally除了買那個也可以買號碼 所以我號碼也買了 我想說 嗯好吧 漫遊打不通 不然我們再換英國的號碼打打看 英國的號碼我也打了 也沒有辦法 就是沒有人接 Okay, British Airways, please do something.Fix the customer service.on the plane.That's why...

You see, we went there with a big group of 13 people, right?But in the last part, you could only see me, Joeman, Jianwen and another photographer.The reason is that everyone was assigned to a different place.So we were a group of people.Some of us could take the later flight back to London.Then the four of us, the astronauts, were caught.

They said, you can't get on the plane.You have to...I was two days later.Two days later, not back to Taiwan, but two days later, I can return to London.After returning to London, I have to deal with my own flight.One of them, Jianwen, is three days later.

Jiuming is also two days later, but she has a different flight.So it becomes the four of us, four different planes come back.The other group of people, they fly a little later, but they also waited on the plane for a long, long time and haven't taken off yet.So we just keep updating each other with messages on both sides.Where are we now?好 那我們就只能說 那我們這邊顧我們這邊 那你們那邊就是你們自己顧好自己 然後如果有順利回去再互相通知這樣 好 我們就開始想說 不行啊 我們不想要乾等到兩天後 我還要訂這裡的小鎮 你知道那小鎮真的是小到 你訂不到uber的那種地方 機場的那個排隊的計程車就是兩台 那麼小的地方 然後所以我們那時候就想說我們要離開這個地方 所以我們就想 那不然我們坐火車 至少去都市一點 對 所以我們坐火車 你還不能到大站 因為那地方太小了 他到不了大的地方 你知道嗎 他應該是小中站 對對對 那個地方甚至沒有一個叫火車站的地方 它是一個像 很像我們台灣的那個公車站 你在路邊是不是有一個那種塑膠板 塑膠板隔出來的一個空間 沒有人幫你買車票 是一台機器 你就是跟機器按一按然後把你的那個車票列出來 然後是真的火車 是真的火車兩節 兩節 你就是從那個兩 你坐上那個兩節的車廂 沒有對號座 你上去就是先搶先贏 所以我們就拎著每個人都是大行李 上火車之後趕快把行李這樣全部扛上去 然後再去坐好 然後就這樣子坐了大概一站還兩站到終站的地方 再從那個終站坐到愛丁堡 然後我們就查了在愛丁堡隔天一早是有飛機可以直接飛到倫敦的 因為Joeman他們還在倫敦還有拍攝行程嘛 所以他們就想說太好了 If I can get there at 7pm the next day, I can still film the rest of the day.

So we thought it was perfect.At least I can't stay at my hotel, but at least I can leave my luggage and go sightseeing in London before coming back.So we thought it was perfect, so we booked the ticket.The ticket alone cost more than 10 ,000 dollars.

Wow, just to fly to London.

An hour's flight.Wow.The 6 o 'clock flight arrives at 7 o 'clock.Then we are more than 10 ,000 yuan per person.Because we are all afraid, already afraid.He asked you, do you want to buy insurance?

Yes.Do you want anything?

Yes, yes, I want it all.Really.

Buy it all.Ok, as a result, when we arrived in Edinburgh, we already took a train for about three or four hours.Arrived in Edinburgh, let me tell you, My back really hurt so much, and we didn't have any water on us.Because you have to think about it, we were announced from the boarding gate that you can't fly now, so we didn't have any liquid on us.Then we went straight to get our luggage, and at that moment, when you were all busy dealing with it, you didn't even think of drinking water.When we finally got on the train and started this four -hour journey, I thought, 好渴 好痛苦喔 很想死 好痛苦 然後那個火車是那種 也不能說它陽春 只是就是比較不一樣 到是沒有人給你推一個小車車給你買水的 我們就這樣乾哭到愛丁堡 好不舒服喔 吃的也都沒有 就是四個小時 都沒有 很痛苦 我們有訂一個飯店 But we could only sleep for about three hours at that hotel.

Because our flight was at 6am the next day.We were supposed to arrive at the airport at about 4am.So we gathered downstairs at 3 .50pm and left for the airport together.So we really slept for three hours.When we arrived at the airport, it was cancelled again.我那一萬多塊就這樣泡湯了 我那一萬多塊就這樣泡湯了 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那些沒有全額退 但買保險那

It was a total breakdown.The point is that we arrived at 5 o 'clock in the morning, and there was no one on the road.It was empty.And do you know how difficult it is to carry luggage in Europe?I had three suitcases, and we were like this.

Yours were all huge.

Yeah, I had so many suitcases.我真的好痛苦啊 我真的 我唯一慶幸的 就是還好我不是一個人被留下來 還有他們三個男生 然後所以他們就會輪流幫我在那邊推行李 我覺得還好有他們 不然我真的會死掉 不能確定 不能獨履 好痛苦 我覺得如果是亞洲 你獨履好簡單 因為一跳上uber就去拿 然後就什麼 在歐洲太容易 班機被cancel 然後你一被cancel 你就是一個漫長的 不知道晃去哪然後你就要帶著這一堆行李 真的好痛苦他們uber好叫嗎 ?

好叫可靠北過啊你知道我們從我們那個小鎮喔那個那個小小兩台計程車的機場然後坐到十分鐘外的那個幾乎不是車站的那個站55英鎊 這樣多少台幣 ?

2371十分鐘的車程兩千多塊 I was about to swipe my card and I thought it was too expensive.What car is he driving?I don't know what brand it is, but it's a very small one.It's like Yaris, a small car.We worked very hard to squeeze it in.It's very painful.

Why is it so expensive?It's really super expensive.You know how much money we spent on this trip.We took the train from there to the train station.And the train ticket is also very expensive.You know, we're going back to London.

It's only from Edinburgh to London.The four of us spent more than 30 ,000 Taiwan dollars.我們不是只刷那一筆 ,因為我們後來有做錯 ,這等一下再講。then, okay, we finally have to go back to that station.It's 5 o 'clock in the morning, the road is empty, there is no one.So we quickly checked where we could go nearby, there was no store open.

But we found out that there was a McDonald's 10 minutes away.You know, walking for 10 minutes is really painful.

Do you know how many luggages are there?

There are a lot of uphills in Europe, and they are all those stones, uneven stones.Homeless It was just after the party, I felt like that spirit was definitely not a normal person.How do you know that his spirit is not normal?Hey, they were shouting loudly at McDonald's.Originally, Joeman went to the second floor.I said I would sit on the first floor because I was too emotional, I didn't want to move up.

He was so scared that he came down.Because the first floor only has a window seat.Then I said, why did you come down?The upstairs position is more comfortable, there is a waist to lean on.Then he said, they were screaming and screaming upstairs.

So scary.

Then even a girl sitting next to me. I thought at first, strange, this kind of pink thing all over the floor.他就撥他的指甲 他就指甲一片一片撥 一片一片撥 撥到滿地都是粉紅色 就反正每個人看起來精神都很奇怪 然後我們那時候就 每個人就這樣乖乖的坐好 不敢太囂張 我們連聊天都很安靜 然後就乖乖的默默吃著自己的早餐 好緊張 因為我們就坐在床邊嘛 走過去的人喔 一定都是剛party結束 然後還拜我們耶 Next to me, Jianwen wasn't sure.Jianwen turned to me and said, is it because we're Asian that we have to do this?

I'm a racist.

Yeah, and he's really like this.Wait a minute.Let me see if you can see it on the camera.

He looks like a Thai.

Yeah, he's really like this.I beg you, if you're watching this on YouTube, no matter how many views you get, find it yourself.He's really like this.Give me a 90 degree angle.and then like this, and then the whole group laughed at us, one person, one person bowed to us, and then the whole group laughed at us.

I was like, this guy is crazy.

But at that time, I really didn't have the strength to quarrel with them, because I only slept for three hours, and we were already like this the day before.Oh, the long journey.As a result, when it was about 7 o 'clock, I suddenly It was like, no, we have to make sure if we can go back to London by 8pm.Because I was going to fly back to Taiwan that day.If I didn't make it to that flight, I would be doomed.I didn't want to buy another ticket.

I was going to go bankrupt.When Jianwen checked the app, we were going to miss that flight.I was like, I can't go back to Taiwan, please.So I was like, okay, how about this?Because the day before, we used a machine.那個訂票買不到可是你直接到櫃檯就可以買不知道為什麼 然後所以台灣其實高鐵也是這樣有時候你up訂不到可是你去現場買得到 所以我們那時候就想說好不然這樣子我們去現場買 所以我就叫他們顧行李然後我跟另外一個攝影師我們就直接去火車站 結果也買到了我們就覺得好棒好開心喔 他其實是寫說你任何一班都可以搭 Because I don't know why, but the British ones are all wrong.

It's like they're doing it freely.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.It's all like this.Any time, any location.Anyway, as long as you can go up, just go up.So we just bought the tickets.Great.

At least we have tickets.So we waited there early.And then it turned out that on that screen, it would tell you which class, which station.We don't have any.Already a 55 -minute drive, and it's only been 25 minutes, and there's still no sign of the station.We thought, there's only half an hour left, you're not going to let me get into the station?

And we're standing there, and there's only London, and there's no sign of the station.At the same time, Jermaine received a message from his friend, who was studying or working in the UK.He said that even the train to London would be cancelled.

And we thought, please, don't be like this, don't cancel!

我们就跳上去了 我觉得英国的火车跟台湾很不一样的是 我们就跳上去了 我觉得英国的火车跟台湾很不一样的是 我觉得英国的火车跟台湾很不一样的是 他的车身上啊 没有那个一个小小的荧幕告诉你说这是几号班次 他的车身上啊 没有那个一个小小的荧幕告诉你说这是几号班次 他的车身上啊 没有那个一个小小的荧幕告诉你说这是几号班次 他的车身上啊 没有那个一个小小的荧幕告诉你说这是几号班次 他的车身上啊 没有那个一个小小的荧幕告诉你说这是几号班次 他的车身上啊 没有那个一个小小的荧幕告诉你说这是几号班次 他的车身上啊 没有那个一个 Because we didn't buy the right number.Do you remember what I said just now?No matter the time or the number.But as soon as I got in the car, I saw that every seat had a number.It had a number like 70 something, 70 something, like that.Then I thought, OK, good.

We are lucky this time to sit in a more advanced car.As a result, later I started to hear that...He said something that I didn't pay attention to.I suddenly heard him say, even if the people on the stage tell you that you can get in the car, it doesn't mean you can get in the car.Only XXX can get in the car.Only I say you can come, you can come.

So I thought, it's over.Is he talking about people like us?Did I actually take the wrong car?But there were only five minutes left at that time.I was about to start driving.I started talking to the driver in the car.

You wait for me, I'll go find the driver.I started looking and looking.I finally saw the staff.I said, 我可不可以找車長 ,他說車長的最前面 ,他說你不用急啊 ,他等一下就會過來驗票了。我說可是我們好像不是坐這一台 ,然後他就說他等一下來 ,你可以再跟他講什麼什麼什麼。然後我又想到他剛剛講的 ,誰跟你講你可以上車都不准 ,只有我說才可以。

然後反正我那時候就很掙扎,誰跟你講你可以上車都不准只有我說才可以反正我那時候就很掙扎但我覺得我今天一定要回我現在一定要回倫敦我就好不管我們就剩五分鐘我們就這樣子吧至少確定這台是去倫敦的好 等到車長來驗車票的時候我們才知道原來英國的火車就有點像我們的客運我們不是有什麼桐聯啊 和興啊他們也是他們是有好幾個公司的所以我們是買到別家公司然後坐這裡的 In other words, the $30 ,000 will go down the drain.And then we have to buy another ticket.We each spent another $90 ,000 or $10 ,000.And then, do you remember, it's still right or left.So we don't have a seat.

我們就這樣站回了倫敦 中間有一小段 我們去找那個還沒有上車的人的位置 可是一下就下一站就有人上來了 我們就要離開了 我們就這樣站到了倫敦 我只能說 我不知道是不是因為大城市 他們已經很習慣看到遊客啊 或者是可能對遊客的印象不好 我不知道 或者是倫敦本來就很冷淡倫敦的計程車是 它不是行李放後面耶 是對座 然後你跟行李坐在一起 然後首先我一上去 That driver was super unfriendly.I was sitting with the whole group.

Oh, that's big.

Big, but if he drives a very scary car, you know, the luggage will shake.Hey, the left and right like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, His attitude was super crooked.He was like the New York subway, there was a glass panel in the middle.And he could only talk to me through something like a microphone.And he couldn't understand what I was saying.He said, where do you want to go?

I said, I want to go to Hyatt Regency.Because I booked a hotel.I thought I'd take a shower.I spent so much money.I'll take a shower and then take a plane.He said, which one?

And I said, you gotta speak up, I can't hear you.But his attitude was super bad.super scary, and he didn't care at all, he was like this, scold scold scold on the right, and he was like this, wow, this is not over yet, when I finally got to my hotel, he asked me how I was going to pay, I said with that card, he said, then you just tap on that machine, and then the top is your tip, he helped me press it, he has already chosen how much I want to tip, 我想說這個人要不要臉啊 我才不想給你咧 我不想給他 可是因為我現在整個人還沒安全下車 然後我等一下還要搬這一堆行李 他不幫我搬的耶 我可以理解這不是任何計程車司機或是Uber司機的工作 然後他也完全沒有說你需要幫忙或什麼 都沒有喔 是旁邊 因為英國人都很紳士 反正他們會說 Do you need a hand?我覺得你真的好意思tip我 我後來還是tip他的原因 就是因為我很怕 我還搬到一半他就給我開走 怎麼辦 就他萬一整我 所以我想說這種人那麼無恥 你不知道他還可以做出什麼事啊 所以我想說好吧 他如果好意思都叫我tip了 我就還是刷了那一張 就是tip他 我對倫敦的印象真的沒有很好 好可怕 真的好可怕 我那個時候的想法就是 我只要還沒有 safely back on the plane back to Taiwan, I feel like it's not over yet.Really.

I can't trust anyone.

Really, I feel like...你尤其是如果要在歐洲有任何的轉機 或者是有國內線有任何的 你一定要做的一件事情就是 你的隨身的carry on 你一定要有你大概兩到三天份的那個 You have to have at least two or three pairs of underwear or your basic shoes.You have to have at least two or three pairs of shoes.I thought I was a little genius because I actually did it.Then I said, don't be afraid.In the end, when I went shopping, of course, I even gave him the carry -on.

So I didn't have anything at all.Then the other thing is that I think everyone must buy insurance.Insurance must be bought so that it pays no matter what it looks like.Because at that time, 在買的時候他其實就有告訴你 你這個是只賠怎麼樣怎麼樣喔 然後這個是只賠什麼喔 其他有一些像我們那種中間 火車啊那種他可能不會 就可能不會理你 那種就真的只能認賠了 甚至你中間搭的那個計程車錢 我都不知道他會不會理我們耶 應該不會 而且我飯店多訂的 我不知道哪些他會賠我 我到現在都還不知道 就只能等我們把這些收據整理給他們 然後看他們就是審核會賠哪些東西 所以這一趟光是中間就已經花掉好幾萬 都是在買車票 坐計程車 你知道嗎 我坐從飯店到機場 你猜我坐了多少錢 How long does it take to get from the hotel to the airport?

About 40 to 50 minutes 50 minutes, just 10 minutes is more than NT $2000 50 minutes is more than NT $10 ,000 No, it's not that expensive, just about NT $5 ,000 -6 ,000 It's still very expensive!

What is more expensive?It's more expensive than taking a bus from Taichung to Taipei It's more expensive than taking a bus for a whole day So expensive, so expensive But their subway, in my impression, doesn't have an elevator I can't carry three luggage on my own I have to pull myself to get on the train然後我想說我沒有辦法 我已經 我體力已經耗盡了 我只求我安全回到台灣 我真的現在只想回家 你知道我那一刻看到台灣要下降 然後要降落 然後說歡迎回國 我都快要哭了 I'm finally home! by the way Asia is really a perfect place to travel.It's convenient.Really, really.It's not dangerous.

Because when I was there, I was often scared of being attacked or something.And you know, it's easy to lose your phone there.

And Taiwanese people are used to leaving their phones there when they eat.

And it's easy to take pictures or something on the road.

Yeah.

So when you go to Europe, you must have your phone with you.There's another thing that you can hide in your pants.

A bag?

Yes, yes.Last time, Eric from Dudu Man brought a Brazilian with him.I don't know what he was going to do, but he took a bag out of his pants.I was like, wow, what is this?That's how I found out about this thing.He said, there's no way, because I'm Brazilian.

We have to do this.You can't see it from the outside, but there's something like a bag inside, but it's hidden inside.It's really like going on a trip to Europe.You have to buy insurance and pay attention to safety.然後你的錢不能算得剛剛好If you want to buy a ticket again, you still need to have this money.

Otherwise, you will be stuck and can't come back.You know, I usually don't like to say bye -bye.And this is the first time in my life.At that time, I thought, I must say bye -bye when I come back to Taiwan.And we were so bored on the train that we started to discuss, who do you think is the one who should say bye -bye?We started to discuss this from the first stop.

We started to delete it slowly.Who is the one who has it in every person we meet?

Is it you?

No, it's not me. I'm not in Hong Kong.

Is it Joeman?

It's Jianwen.And Jianwen happens to be 29 years old this year.We say, it's you, it's you, it's you.Okay, everyone, don't drink too much and save Europe.Okay, bye -bye.Bye -bye.