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We saw your videos and we wanted a picture with you

How are you?

Not very well

Yes, we were in front of my grandmother

How old is she?

82

Oh no, she's already 82

Oh really?

And what died?

A car accident

But that's the best way to say it, right?

But yes, that's the best

No? In one?

Yes

So say stop! Pudre! Todo se va a dañar. No tenemos para poder arreglar la guantera, pero sí para coger energía. Listo, Cami. Pero tenemos pa' cinta, ñero. Oiga, volvieron a grabar como estaban. Ay, culotauro, volvió a manejarnos. Escuche, escuche.

Oye, estoy siendo un rebelde, piro.

Estoy siendo un loco, ñero. At this moment, if I get a shot and he says, give me your license, to find that the license of Mr. Colotauro is...

You have Mr. Colotauro's license...

I don't know...

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Today's recording, what a shot! What?

Important recording, special recording, today is not any day, today is the day!

Ha! Ha!

Ay!

I can't, I can't, I can't. And it's that soon, in fact, exactly this week, on November 7, my first comedy special will be released. I can't say those words. I can't. I can't say those words, it's my comedy special, a special with which I really was... I think that in life, all people have those moments of trial, right?

Like, oh, yes, the test, or that you have to sacrifice to achieve something. So it's special. It has a lot of that, yes. So today's recording is special too.

This is pure and hard survival.

Either you live or you die.

This is the story of a silver-backed gorilla and the woman who has dared to enter her kingdom to understand her secret world.

When he extends his arms, it seems like he's going to catch you.

And you always wonder if he's it will do it not any guest to her here here I take her to the good court if it is special of one of the words to give on November 7 I am going to release it so that you can see it, you have to say it, I am going to say it, or if it is exact, you have to say it, there are people who are bothered or uncomfortable, sometimes there are ads because in the video, but you have to say it, I'm going to say it, I'm excited, you have to say it, there are people who are bothered or uncomfortable that there are ads in the video, but you have to understand, but we produce this and that is the way we produce, we are the payment that ... But inevitably if you see a video of us and I will omit the ad or if it has premium,

friends, you support the industry and so... I didn't turn on the light. Now you do! You make it turn on! Those men there, all of them... Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Oh, so angry!

And obviously it excites me, but it's like... It's a shit that I was so afraid of releasing, but I don't even know why. It's like a fear that you'll see it and think I failed because I feel that what I could have done could have been better. I'm crazy. But it has to look good.

And that's it. This November 7th, my first special will be released. I'll say those words and I hope you'll see it. It's for you. You do this so that someone can see it. I have something to say.

If you have free time, listen. in I'm running out of time, man. Now I'm going back to the streets. What do I do? Where do I go? Let's go to Andrecito. I'm going to get Andrea. I'm going to put her on the spot.

Put me on the spot, you son of a bitch.

I've been looking at her so ugly lately that I'm going to change the cameras so she looks better.

We're going to be on Cameras News.

It's a request for Andrea Porero's request. She's been asking me for a long time. She's been asking me how it's going. She said it's going to get better. And she hasn't got one that's asperate enough. So I can tell her. The ones we're going to pick up today.

Another level. It's so cool to go to Australia with good babies.

Of course.

I'm going with two babies.

You're so romantic.

What did you do?

I did the sapa.

The piro came early. What do you mean? He came at 9.15am. What time is it? 10am. It's 10am.

How many hours of difference is there? Today I won.

Because he loves it when people say, Fuck you, Emir.

They should kick him out. People, Emir doesn't deserve to be there.

I'm not going to say I'm the guest, because I feel bad for the guest.

But the guest...

What?

A...

A chick?

I thought you didn't know.

I told you.

You're saying it wrong.

But yes, yes.

Not so much the rich, but the dog. In fact, if you search for dog in Google, your grandmother appears in a thong.

No, I'm kidding.

In fact, my grandmother taught him everything that Magdalena's mother knew.

Magdalena's mother taught me how to be a whore. San Andresito at 38

Papi San Andresito at 38 and you send her She drives like an expert

No, it's another level

Star, like that

She rides it like that

She rides it but she's grabbing it like that Like a board and she rides it like that

She flips it

She flips the car

Oh, you scared me Good, thanks my love I'm going to sleep. You're going to sleep in the car? Yes.

Thank you my love. Take a Red Bull my love.

Wait, wait.

Give me another 20.

It's for my breakfast.

But eat, but what breakfast is made of? It's a bill. But what breakfast is made of, ma'am? Ma'am, it's eaten in the bike of God. No, but I said, but it's very wide.

I'm going to spend all your money. No, but I don't realize it.

I mean, I started to get 50. But I'm winning in heaven, man.

I'm winning in heaven, man.

Oh, my God, I'm going to be in, man. Damn, Sánchez has been a good player. Damn, they've never done anything so good to me. I lost 70 seconds without doing anything. Sánchez has a big heart.

Sánchez recently gave good tips.

I said, no, but today he deserved it. How is Sánchez doing?

I said, Sánchez was fucked yesterday. Gabriel is fucking him good. He fucked Sanchez yesterday, but... Gabriel is fucking him.

We should have paid to come to the club. But, man, today those bombonbones are going to end.

Throwing money at the city.

I have enough for the cheese to soak a new ideas. Can you alka sapas on says no He's always a tingle old man. Yes, I'm sure I'm a

85 in color

Yeah, I know that I walk up to the

unit

Because you're more ethical sit down to a new era kiss it People have seen to them bum bum man, I call it bless you Ryan I was waiting for an Uber XL I was like bam bam

I was waiting for a Blaise and a Ryan

I was at a bar and Wescol came

You?

In Pangola

And the guy told me Wescol was here

And I was like what?

What the fuck? It's weird right? When I see the bodyguards They look like my family

They look like a bunch of assholes Yeah, but they the bodyguards, they are more chirridos than my family. They have a face of a bazooka dealer. But they were the bodyguards. They were the bodyguards and the dealers. But you didn't talk to him? No, but you know how I am. So you don't exist, nero.

If you don't do it with Wes, you don't exist. Only double...

Double this, man.

My dog says, what? Take it, take it Good coin

But this man stays still

Yes, I'm a national, you fucking asshole

You know what? You know what? Take 50 bucks from me From my race

Stop it, you're going to make me lose

Wait, wait

There's no photos, but there's money

But give me the 50 bucks My money Wait, wait. Ale, there are no photos, but there is money. But I have 50,000!

My money!

They stole it from him, man.

Do you want an iPhone?

He had like 7 million, all without me.

Do you have any grandparents alive?

Only my grandmothers. My grandmothers have already died. No, I'm kidding. I have my grandfather Pedro alive you as a movie I know materialist in one view of me a little better But you know, I'm probably still not a sentiment because I'm well Okay, my little movie this time today they may marry me family and I'm since it's almost in a sister. I'm okay. No, I can also a mom. Okay See, come on can all respond in a couple area. I'm looking for it, I'm going to find it! Do you have any idea about my parents?

My parents were orphans, they were very young.

My dad was 15 years old, he didn't have a dad or a mom.

Wow, that's crazy.

Yes, my grandfather died at the age of 40 or something. He went to tie his shoes, literally.

He was tying his shoes and he got hit?

Yes, he was getting ready to go out and do my day to day. He went to tie his shoes and I gave him a heart attack.

That's Julián.

A stop.

A heart attack.

A heart attack.

What a fool you are, you faggot.

You're dying tying your shoes.

Yes, Leon, how crazy, right?

Tying your shoes. But that's how the heart attacks are, right?

You have to start using Crocs. You know, everyone wears Crocs. Sandals without Crocs. My grandma was left alone, I think she was seven or eight.

She's not alone, dad.

She'll never be alone, dad. If she keeps behaving well, she'll never be alone.

When my dad was 15, he didn't have parents. My two grandparents, on my mom's side, they're both alive.

They're big, but they're strong. I don't know. When they twisted the word, they envied him. They stained his reputation. There was a chance that... They forced him to receive money for sex. No, there was a chance that Maria Magdalena was never a prostitute.

She was one of Jesus' best disciples.

I think she was a whore.

Me too. If she wasn't a sexist, she wouldn't be a whore. She had to have had oral sex. She's the son of God. No, I wasn't born like that. Jesus is the only person in the world, according to the Bible, in the history of the world, who has been able to overcome sin. Because the devil appeared to him once and said, who are you? You cannot carry all the weight of sin. And Jesus said, yes, I can carry all the weight of sin. And he said, I can carry all the weight of sin.

And he said, I can carry all the weight of sin. And he said, I can carry all the weight of sin. And Jesus said, yes, I want to see.

And RAS!

Sit there with sin, Jesus.

Literally.

Daddy, literally Jesus did that.

Jesus injecting himself with anabolic and like this. And you are stronger, Maria. But if something happens to your dad, he'll tie his shoes. Oh, my God!

Oh, my mom!

My daddy.

You'll see, dog. You go and visit him, and when you're visiting him, people freeze like this. They freeze? Yes, the doctor, his mom, his brother,

everyone freezes like this. Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, there's mom.

What?

Mom's cushion. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get tie his shoe so he doesn't go away. The devil ties it.

You are so big and you don't learn.

The boss comes here all the time. But he's pulling his shoe. If the devil appears, immediately the mythology of God is true.

Of course, I started, obviously. If the devil exists, God exists.

And he says that if he gives him the voice, he will return to him. But how long will he return? No, he will recover it. The man does not have to commit himself to give it to him. The devil is aware that that hair is stuck. The devil is aware of the genes of that man. But the devil has to do a favor that Mike speaks badly. I started to believe in the devil.

Thank you, devil! Take your voice off, Cami. How much are you going to give me? Tell me how much. But you're going to give him back so you can be weak again.

I say, guarantee me 30 more years of my dad. I give him my voice, but guarantee me the faces.

Because if I take my voice off and die in a year again, no. For God's sake. But No, he's just like God. Oh, so God just appeared? God himself, if you know what I mean. Oh, sweet. Hello, Camilo.

Hello. Thank God he appeared, because he's here to be the devil.

And God is like,

Hey, that guy is over here, let's meet up. Hey, don't tell him I owe him money.

And God is like... But I'm actually more afraid of God. You're more afraid of God is the one and only

But in the end, he's a traitor

What they call the fear of God Exactly They taught me since I was a kid When you're doing something you know it's not right I do it with guilt, like I'm ashamed

Yes, yes

Believe me

The toilet and the toilet

Ok, let's go But it's not a whip Dog, believe me, believe me. The toilet and the toilet.

But it's not a whip, it's a compass. It's more like a blowtorch.

No, and it goes all the way back.

And it goes all the way back like this.

Dog, it's so simple, like if the devil appears to you and makes you a promise, then you, by simple logic, you have to say no, because there you are already proving that God exists. But what is God telling me? is Oh no, you're with the snake, it's Lucifer. God says, go dog.

I'm going to put it to make me three reels, four stories.

My friend is already here in heaven, he has to come. I need you to change this thing for me, brother. The cameras are not working for me, daddy. The cameras are not working for me, daddy. I feel like I'm recording with these, these hairs. Emir doesn't arrive early, man.

Since we recorded with these cameras, Sanchez started talking weird.

Really?

Something like that, but I think it's the cameras.

The sound is hard to catch with Sanchez.

Right now, the latest release is from AJI, it's the Osmo 360. It comes with three batteries, the three batteries can last you about nine hours.

So, the three together, or each battery? Yes. I Got a I'm gonna send them to me. I can just tell you, I can let you have a moment. It's a good one. See, you better come over here. I got a come up. I'm gonna throw them in the water.

I'm gonna throw them in the water.

I'm gonna throw them in the water. I'm gonna throw them in the water. This is completely gratis Sebas, Sebas, Sebas

In fact, if you show this part of the episode Sebas is going to suck it

Oh, yeah

Sebas is all broken and sucking

I need you to make it clear to the people that I give you a discount for mine Come on, come on, I said

We always handle this, okay? Without doing this, you're going to give you a discount for my stuff. Come on, come on, he said. We always handle this, okay? Without doing this, you're going to take the hat.

No, no, no.

There's more, there's more.

If you get here, high-visual, if you do this, you're leaving. You're leaving, you're leaving, you're leaving. Three times, you're leaving, you're leaving, you're out, you're out. Three times. You're out, you're out, you're out. There's a 70% discount on... You're going to make people act for free.

No, I'm kidding.

I'll give you a discount.

No, we're going to give you better. Last year was a discount. This year is going to be a gift,

but it's going to be a good gift. I I'm serious. He really liked the hug. The hugs. I did it, I convinced him.

No, don't believe it.

The hugs are...

The hugs have a bigger sensor.

They're coming to me in 4K. They're coming to me in 4K.

Full frame.

This hug here is catching everyone, see. Everyone here.

You didn't tell us.

We didn't tell you.

Speak clearly, Sebas.

It's a better surprise. I've always said it's a better surprise, but the gift is going to be heavy. The gift is going to be more than 150,000 pesos.

I can't give you the 150,000.

No, but I just got a ticket this morning.

Ticket?

720,000.

No way, man.

That's a lot.

What a joke, man.

The production is worth 10 times what the car 10 times. Look at the cameras, I've been in the car 10 times. What a great debut, the pins.

Well, great debut, yes. But everything fits in a suitcase.

That's what the gringo said.

That's what the gringo said to the DJ. Everything fits in a suitcase.

Great, everything fits in a suitcase.

I love Medellín, everything fits in a suitcase.

Colombian super compact. Well, but let's talk about the guest. Her grandmother had the pleasure of premiering the cameras with that video, fucking me, and he was going to hit me. Hey, if we are going to premiere the cameras with her grandmother,

what a shit, dude.

To get the activity is a little different, because I honestly had three activities for this recording. The first idea was to take everyone, their dad, their mom, I told them, let's go to San Andres and that it's a gift from us to them. Then I saw what it was worth and I said, no, I think...

The first idea was to go to Las Vegas to post, then I saw what it was worth.

But a trip to the moon, I quoted it and well, it's not going, for now it's not going. I'm going to be in a video. I'm going to be in a video. I'm going to be in a video. I'm going to be in a video. I'm going to be in a video.

I'm going to be in a video.

I'm going to be in a video.

I'm going to be in a video. I'm going to be in a video. I hope this shit is worth it, I already rented the cameras, I hope it's funny. For that moment, it doesn't have the closure of the show, so fucking bad. A lot happened at that moment, you know? But in the end, what I said once, if I don't let it go, nothing will ever happen.

Obviously, because it's special, I've already saved it.

Sure, and it's been there for three years, so this Friday, November 7, guys, we'll premiere it special. You know I'm sad for it can I love you? I'm gonna put it is so loving to you Can I see that no one? I'm gonna put it in contra

I'm gonna put it in contra I'm gonna put it in contra

I'm I think it's a good idea to make a trip to San Andres but definitely the idea of showing my c**ches is cancelled

That's possible but without cameras

It's possible

F**k my body

That c**cho lost his DNA

That c**cho is something dude

No, that's from there, that can't be from there Dude, they'll capture him The most correct people in the world He's an extraditable c**cho

The c**cho is the state is a kuchoña extractable. The kuchoña with a fake mustache.

Or the other one puts on a fake beard.

So let's go to the Plaza del Trinidad-Galán.

We are already in the square, why not take a walk in the park with the people of the square? Uy, that's an activity. No, but we lose the cameras. No, we are going to be with someone, I'm here talking, and it's good over there. And we'll do the materials. We'll make a park.

But in the Plaza del Galando is a good option. We'll see if it's worth it. We can even go to the parks with my aunt.

But with clothes.

But the food is serious.

It's poop food or nothing.

I blow everything, okay? I'm so excited! Look at me, I don't want to be in jail. The grandma. To the right. Australia, then, you know.

I'm so excited. Is there anyone who goes to Florida? The one who is like a little blonde is the grandma.

Obviously I love my cousin because she is my mom. But I think my grandmother is the best mom in the world. Yes, I love her. But since my dad fell on the street, she never, never... I'm My dad ended up paying for the daily expenses. But your dad was a bad father, right? Yes, my uncle couldn't manage himself very well. How ironic that your uncle didn't have a good...

I think my uncle was a little bit misled. And that's why I think the reason for being such a good father is to screw up his son. Because my uncle was so good to me. Ah, my grandmother, when I... Since I have the sense of...

I know him, I know him. My grandmother, since I have the sense of smell,

since I can't speak, I can't speak.

He's nervous because of the beds.

When I was a kid, when I was a kid, when I was a kid.

And my grandmother was always a millionaire. So, of course, I thought about my grandmother's figure.

I said, the truth is that she had a lot of money.

Because at that time, dog, you didn't see anything. They were making a lot of money. I'm gonna Stop a tour and feel a little canister. We'll keep on a few more. So yeah, I can easily sell my Salad okay, but me I will offer a was a lamp? My grandfather had a lot of money. He was the king of the gut. The king of the gut, literally.

And your grandmother?

Yes sir, confirmed.

Good to pay gut.

Epa!

Well, of course, all their life they were working. They don't know anything but to work. When you lose your job and you open your account and start to receive so much money, you're going to hurt your mind. Alcohol, free time, women... It's easy to fall into excesses. There were some parents who also screwed up. They gave everything to their kids,

which was a lot.

My dad once told me, children are raised with a little hunger and a little cold. And he left me there on the street.

Until tomorrow.

They are raised with a little hunger and cold. And because they taught us to win.

Do you want those sneakers? Go and get them. Obviously, I'm going to give them to you.

I'm going to give you a pair of sneakers.

I'm going to give you a pair of sneakers. I'm going to give I can handle hunger and cold. And because they taught us to win. Do you want those sneakers?

Go there and...

I'm not jealous.

Obviously, I'm going to give it to you.

Do you want the sneakers? Go, take this razor.

There.

Look, I already have mine.

You're full of blood.

Yes, here's a razor.

The sneakers are stained.

The best thing is to take off his foot. My uncle used to tell me, you shouldn't give the fish to the child, you should teach him to fish.

And I was like, of course.

That's how I fish, that's how I'm fishing well.

I'm going to call you the Boca Chica.

The Boca Chica.

The Boca Chica.

That's good, really.

I like it because his with his mouth closed. The grandson of Manuel Díaz? The mouth. My dad used to say that he was the most handsome. You also have a face like a pot.

He is very handsome.

He is very handsome. He is very handsome.

He looked at me.

He wanted to buy buy some flowers,

I'm not going to put them on, you know? He's like, look at that face, he's like, ah!

He dies. He gets out of the car. He disintegrates. I've never suffered for my head, and they're not going to tell me,

I'm a complex, I'm a freak.

When I've overcome it, I'm not going to look at you with my head like that, but I'm going to look at you with my head.

Look at him pouring water on him.

No, he's pouring dirt on him.

A dog pooping.

You shit yourself in a pot, right? You told us.

Once, in fact, it was my grandmother's head.

In fact, it was my dad's head. No, man.

It's good because it was cream. Yes, exactly. It was for you, man. No. I don't know. No, Cleto is the most similar person to my dad that I know.

Like, close.

Really?

You're saying he's similar to him?

Yes, he's just like his dad. Perloster. Perloster. I was upset when I was a kid when they told me that.

You know? What?

That I look like my dad.

Of course, your dad was all drunk and shit. He was on the floor. I don't know, just like your dad. I turned around and saw your dad shitting like this. In a pot.

But with a face of God.

When my grandparents were so abundant, they helped many people in the square. That's why I think many people have a lot of affection for them. And they are also one of the first ones to get rich in a square. I'm talking about the first ones. Since he was a potter, Camis.

The pioneers. His grandfather was the master of pots.

And my mom's family...

I mean...

It's not that big. The knife, a lot of people, I think it was lack of administration. Well, pay, you get it? If you're not used to receiving a lot of money,

you get the money fast.

But I have to say because my grandmother was always very stingy with me with some things that I felt were very difficult. For example, that was when the machines were in the era of the Xbox and that 500 gave me an hour and an hour 1000.

Yes, yes, yes.

My grandmother gave me 500 and I went for a while.

Go, go, go.

She gave me 1000, 1500 and I said, but my grandmother.

The door.

She closed the door and saw a basket full of coins to exchange them. Full of coins, 500, 1,200. And I took out more than one coin. Yes, yes, yes.

I knew you were going to notice.

Of course, I knew you were going to notice. And one day he asked me where I was. I said, I'm here.

And with what money?

But I could have said, no, I'm giving it to my mom, my aunt. I looked at her and started crying. I can't reach my hand. You guys, come here, I'll help you. Stop, man, stop.

Like this, everyone in the head.

Go and help her shade the square.

And she saw me crying and left. And she took out another $1,500.

Oh, kill the cowboy.

Instead of scolding him for being a thief.

She's so pretty, but...

Sure, so pretty, but I think that little example, my dad was on a large scale. Sure. Being so nice to your dad was a sin. Yes, but many say that she was the one who created it all, and the one who gave it all, so much that she took away the opportunity that she would miss the responsibility of a family. She hid it, but my dad, the beautiful ones, man.

I'm sure.

Yes, I tell him.

It is that up to a certain point, if that is true, Yes, of course. If you love, you correct. And it's even worse, that phrase, the love of a mother...

It's even worse, that phrase, two and two are four, four, two are six, six and...

It's even worse, that phrase, how awful it is to have a head in a pot. And in the middle of everything,

even after my dad died,

maybe she...

Maybe her dad was buried

and they left her head on the floor. They cremated him, but his skull appeared. The skull says, here's the body, and a skull and a skull, here's the head.

Here's the head.

Sure, but if you grow up thinking that you can do whatever you want, it's very easy to change that thought when you're already big.

Yes, my dad was always the guy.

Yes, of course.

The plotter, the soccer player. So, he would break it in the square, like, and say, fuck it, I don't know, he was the center of attention, you know? No. He would shut up and everyone would see, he was flirtatious, no?

But he was...

He was a little girl.

He also had a sense of humor, but... Surely, yes. I'm not going to lie. And he did take that house out of his ass. And what is your grandmother doing now? Well, a little while ago, in fact, I remember when we were in Midvao, at that time she...

Oh, really, your grandmother almost died.

She had two pre-demises. And in the end, you know, what I was telling you, that it's not right for you to feel that your family is getting old, because it shouldn't happen. you're used to feeling. You get that kind of feeling. Like, you'll die one day.

It can happen and it's happening.

How old is your grandmother?

If I'm not mistaken, she's 68. But your grandmother doesn't look like she had two pre-heart attacks.

Exactly.

She was so pretty and cute. Do you think your grandmother gave her good kicks?

I don't think my grandmother would let herself be beaten. I've heard her do it a couple of times, I'm gonna get it. I first met him when I was in Mexico, he's with his dad. They have a really bad relationship with his dad because they're like friends. You have to tell him that they seem like friends.

Yes, my dad is a very calm person.

Yes, he's very calm.

He seems like a Chinese.

He's good.

Yes, he's like a friend, but obviously like a friend who has a lot more respect for him, right? He earned that respect with growing up.

He was good at many things. When he told me he took care of cars for kids, I said, this guy is one of those who has had to wait until dawn.

He took care of cars?

He was 8 or 9 years old and he took care of cars with my uncle.

Like the cars on the street?

Yeah, yeah.

That were made for $85 pesos.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In those times, it was expensive.

My dad has been like, yes, that bulldog that's worked as a waiter, as a taxi driver, selling inks. My dad has done a lot of things. A guy, whatever he touches.

Hey, doing everything and not knowing how to raise a kid, right?

Doing so much and not knowing how to make a family.

Look, he's all happy with his cameras, look.

His cameras?

He's happy with the cameras. That's people.

Yeah, yeah.

Nice, yeah. It's beautiful. What's the day of tomorrow?

Us.

Yeah.

He cleaned the pot.

We're here in the neighborhood of the Triagalan.

So where do you hear it from?

What did you say, Emil? That you have the same relationship with your dad? Like from the Panas?

Yes.

Yes.

In all versions there's a way to have it.

Dad, man. Ah, what a pain! Fucking hell, man. I don't know how to get up all day like this.

And not call him. And not take him out. And not say, Father, thank you for life.

You know?

But yes, it's horrible because you really lose someone like that and think, why did I never tell him? But no, I do hear was, it's different. He always said drunk. I also found moments more inopportune.

I heard him sleeping.

I love him.

I have a memory. I'll show you where I got drunk, but worse. I think it was the time I got drunk the most in my life. And I went with my cucho.

To the good?

One day I said, get this shit out of here.

But that's what I was going to say. I think his car was already alcoholic. He couldn't do that.

The best party you can do with your dad.

It's getting drunk.

Getting into his party and getting drunk with him one day. To live it with him.

Yes, exactly.

That was a miracle.

That day, dog, I bought like at the university and I invited him. And that day I remembered him, I want to do this theater because I like it.

That's why I talked about what I talked about the day of the play.

Oh, but he saw him acting. But then that day he looked at me like, when was that? But no, that was like 8 months ago at the Petra Theater and he looked at me and said... You always say, he has a lot of head and he knows how to do it.

Hahaha!

Stop, dad, stop!

Hahaha! Stop, dad!

Hahaha!

This is the Trinidad Gala square. And here where we are, the micro tournaments were played. I am a product of a market square and that's where I grew up. That's where my story begins. My story begins with my father's frustrated dreams. My dad was the best soccer player in the square, the best, I mean, he used to play for the Bahamas,

and my dad was magic. He died of alcoholism, but he loved soccer, and his dream was always to be a soccer player. Of course, when everyone finds out that my mom is pregnant,

imagine, Manuelito got pregnant, Mercedes, oh, shut up!

The boy got pregnant, The embarrassment muchachito muchachito a ser el próximo mes y claro jonas compiso caminar is algo cojo

así

Mami como se llama el programa el programa llama por la ventana Bueno, estoy de usted más bien reciba la ya digan vida que hacer la vaca Tranquila I'm gonna get you a new one. Put it on, put it on. I'll give you my hand.

Of course.

I'm gonna put it on your face.

That's it.

These guys are gonna screw me over.

Mrs. Aura Estela Caro de Diaz.

You have the D.

I do have the D because I have the cell. I even left my room in Florence.

Who knows.

Until the bite is over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Until I can't keep hitting you until you're a million.

For example, here in the square, everyone calls me Estela Diaz. They never call me Estela. Until recently, they knew my last name.

My mom's last name was Hitler.

I'm Diaz. Diaz. Yes No, papi me order a choice I leave

Choco molas America yes, I'm also retort

Babas Palos in Las Asinta yes, yes, I wonder

Abuelita come with a toast yes, yes, I'm a movie in your middle I'm corazón nuevo para vida no diez años más Día de más No, misero no corazón a beer I'm is I don't have a heart in Colombia. The girl is sick. Are you worried about your grandma?

Yes.

You think you're the only one in the family.

Forever, right? Yes, I've never had a close person die. I don't understand why this is happening. I'm not saying that your grandma is going to die.

But you have to get the idea.

I had a heart attack at home. Be careful, man. I think he's connected to one of the most direct nerves in the body. It has to do with that. That's why the pain in the back is so strong.

If it's a pain in the back, it's the most horrible thing.

He gave me three times in half an hour.

Did they give you three times in half a day?

In half an hour.

In half an hour?

Yes, but...

Damn. Send him to the left, puppy.

To the left, my dog. Yes. I was going to help my mom on the weekends. And we met there. He was the only boyfriend I had. And he was my husband. I didn't have any more boyfriends. I'm not in love with anyone.

But because you didn't like anyone else, or they didn't let you?

No, no.

How old were you?

I was like so healthy at that time.

Ten years, you said.

Fifteen years. 15 years. 15 years. But do you feel that this is the love of your life? Or do you say, oh, that old man.

Oh, no.

He's still my husband. He'll stay until I die or until he dies.

So it is the love of your life?

Do you take him?

We've been married for 54 years.

54.

But together you've been together longer? Oh, no. when you met him, he already had a good job, he already... He was an employee, he was an employee like any other employee. He worked with, at that time, the famous... They were the chuchoques.

And what happened to the chuchoques, Mrs. Estela?

There was no one left, they died.

Yes?

Yes, they died.

And what did they die of?

Of disease, there were old people.

They hit you with chucho que chucho que no no Camioneta you

Chucho que

Chucho chucho que

He's a very conscious to Paris

It was A la mayor for Sandra yeah for Manuel It's a canada consent your Manuel ways and veracity you're the pecan you can say much of me Who was the spoiled one? Manuel? Well, actually, I loved my son a lot when I was little. Of course. I loved him a lot.

Stella, can I ask you a very indiscreet question?

Yes, sir.

What kind of clothes... No, I'm kidding. Don't you think that maybe you spoiled her by spoiling your daughter so much?

Maybe, yes. These are mistakes that sometimes a mother makes. Being so loving can also be a contradiction. I'm a little bit of a... But you do it out of love. Of course.

It's also a product of your being.

Exactly.

Because I couldn't see my son sleeping on the street, or holding on. I had to do it. I would get him his room, pay for it, his meal.

Of course, to see him as best as possible. Did he get to study anything?

No, he only studied up to third grade. Yeah We have friends from Manuel, you know? Yes, yes. He entered the world very quickly. He started drinking a lot.

Of course.

He was 15 years old and he started drinking beer. He started living a very young life.

Exactly.

And my husband took him to watch football because he liked Santa Fe a lot.

Oh yes, yes, they went to watch Santa Fe.

They went to the countryside and he took him to Mariao. I the 54

Sandra I'm 55 years old. You don't lose your stuff either. It's not a baby machine.

Where are we going?

To the 80's. And mom, with that in your hand, it looks like you have a dog.

Yes, I was going to tell her that.

Give me that mom. I'll give her that dog.

She's going to take my dog away.

She's going to take my vice away.? He's going to take my job.

Then he's going to get me with his stupid jokes.

And what was I going to tell him?

My mom saved his life again, but when he was so sick.

But he didn't save it so well.

He had already been hospitalized in San Rafael for two years for the same thing.

I didn't learn.

I tried to escape. I tried to escape. You tried to escape from the clinic? It was a house. My son Alma went to a house. And the doctor, when he was released, told him,

if you want to live a few more years, don't take more aguardiente, because you have a delicate liver. And then he was released. He was in a coma for about two or three months.

Two or three hours.

He forgot that the doctor kept taking his water. It's just that a vice, vices are very barbaric.

You can't judge it because it's just...

For example, Camilo was going to visit him there in the parking lot where he worked. And I told him, father, stop drinking. And I took him home.

Did you tell Cami?

Yes, I took him to my house. Did you call him Cami? Yes, I called him.

He's a grown up now.

I did everything I could to make him stop drinking. I said, Daddy, let's go home. Daddy, listen to me. Close your eyes, Daddy.

I promise you that tomorrow I'll leave that damn drink. He looked me in the eyes and I said, I believe you believe him. The next day, I was lying on the floor. Daddy, but you told me you were going to let me drink. Daddy, listen to me. This bad... Oh, the drink. This drink!

Look, for you, I swear, daddy. That tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow I'll let this bad boy go.

And if not, I'll die. And I hope he's drinking.

I love you, daddy.

This was like three years before he died. Of course, because you were the only one. Of course. What was the best thing about Victor Marmel?

The thing is that my son was... He was just a mess. And he would go and hug me. My son was... He was just a mess. And he would go and hug me. He would say, forgive me, mother. Forgive me for not drinking again.

For not making you suffer again. That fills you up.

He was a loving person.

And he was very noble, despite his temper. His temperament was noble. But... But what? But I thank God. since the moment he took him my soul hurt, of course.

It hurt because I took him to the clinic with San... Oh no, with Yasmin. And that because that Sunday...

He's crying.

Camille, Camille, Camille, calm down.

Calm down, all four of you.

Calm down. Calm down, all four of you. Calm down.

That Sunday, I didn't go to work, and Manuel passed away.

He passed away?

I thought you were talking about Diaz.

He passed away.

I went to say hi to him and I said, Manuel, are you sick? He said, no, dad. Then a neighbor of mine came and called me. Look, Manuel is very sick. He's pale, he's shaking, he's very sick.

Yes.

But people who shake are not so sick either.

What happens to those who shake?

They have a headache.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

But he broke his head because he was sick too.

From the family, more.

From the mother. I went to the fama in a far away place I told my mom and Camino we are going to the fama because Manuel, the bad guy, he was sick he was sick so I went and found him I asked him how he was how he was feeling, because we are not going to Mexico

Camino took him to the emergency room he said no, no, no, I'm not going to the clinic I'm not going to the clinic

he was a little kid

so I'm not going to the clinic. I'm not a guarito, I'm not a guarito. So?

My grandmother used to say, Manuel, we're leaving in an hour and a half. Half an hour?

Half an hour, good.

Half an hour, come on.

For the mami, for the mami.

You're like sick.

Health.

I'm sick.

I left you there for breakfast. I went home and at about 3 or 4pm, Manuel came and said, you didn't see Manuel anymore in the square? I said, no, he didn't go any further. I said, let's go to the room.

And when we got to that room, they said, it looks like a slaughterhouse. What? It was full of blood. I was As I'm a legal young pacito Una amiga que me dijo que el papá también se le murió de cirrhosis y eso parecía si parecía los pedazos de hígado

Claro que les salía sangre por los ojos

No, Abanuel era solo el vómito y claro que también defecaba sangre I was sick, I was sick. I was sick. I was sick. I was sick. I was sick. I was sick.

I was sick. drink, dog. Do you like the drink? Do you like the drink? Dog, the only thing you're going to drink is the picture.

Please, dog.

Let me drink.

You're going to drink your legs and your dad.

Marica, take care of the...

Take care, brother.

Take care of the teeth.

We took him to the clinic. The girl from the ambulance came and told me, look, your teacher, we're going to get to the emergency room, but your teacher is not going to leave the clinic because I swear they're taking your son and they're sending him through COVID.

Ah, so the worst decision you could make at that time was to go to a hospital? And they were sending him through COVID?

So the nurse stayed with me, she did the paperwork, she left him ready in the emergency room, he was in the sewer. When they left him in the sewer, I said, don't worry, they won't get him out of here. That night, that early morning,

to wake up on Tuesday, they called me at 4 in the morning. They told me a relative of Mr. Victor Manuel, and I said, talk to his mother. His mercy is that they have to come to the clinic. His mercy doesn't know how to come alone, come with me.

When they told me that word, I said, Manuel is dead. And I called...

Hi mom. Daddy, daddy, listen to me, dad. It's just that your dad, yesterday he got complicated, and your dad, your papá, Cami.

Yo sentí que me metieron un dedo en el culo. -¡Ja, ja, ja!

Fuimos y sí. Pero no me dolió en el alma, claro, porque era mi hijo. Pero al mismo tiempo le di gracias a Dios

porque sufría mucho.

Claro, sí, obvio, ya era... Pero sí estaba mal. Sí, ya, yo se lo llevó a descansar. But it was bad. Yes, I took him to rest. What you told me was better, yes. He rested and I rested. Sure, but more than anything, the drug rested.

The Antioqueño did...

The good... The good news, guys, is that

in Bogotá there's more something for everyone.

It happens. The good thing was that when they channeled him and everything, the doctor came with the doctor I don't know. but a lot of laughter, right? but let's toast and talk in the day you drink a quarter, you drink half, a bottle count, when he says no, I drink a bottle daily a liter? a liter? that's what you have to drink of water

that's what you have to drink of water daily

that's not drinking

that's not aguardiente it's to make it better, it's not like that a liter of water, teeth to me it's. It's not like that. A liter of water. Teeth? I don't like cold water.

No, Victor.

You don't have a liver anymore.

Oh, no. Of course. It had to be hard, but what you say, what you say, it would be better. If I was going to be suffering.

Oh, yes.

I suffered a lot with him.

Hard, hard. Hard, hard. It's hard, Ulises. Where he is, he's fine. I haven't seen him since last year. But they're going to bury him. Let's go see him. Let's stop by an ox and buy some juice.

The doctor passed me the arm and said, Mom, you knew your son was sick, right? But don't worry, he went to another place to rest.

What happened to the cleric?

He's in Colsanita.

In the PrepaGaya.

And he said, that's not Rodrigo, that's Victor. Oh no, Victor, brother.

He said, what?

He was confused.

Oh no, Victor is drinking alcohol. He's going to explode to tell me what to do.

Did you expect him to go out like that?

I never expected that. I was one of those who criticized my son from the beginning.

I regret it.

Yes, at first you criticized him. Because I told him, I told him, Daddy, but your Mercedes has a career.

To the point, I told him, to the point.

Your Mercedes has a career, why don't you choose something in your career? Why does it have to be that? Yes, that comedy. He says, no, mom, I like that and I'm going to work hard. Don't worry, I'm going to work hard to do that because I like it.

She said hard there.

Because?

Hard to the edges.

Because I like it, mom, I like it. If I didn't like it, I would do what Jesus is telling me, but I don't. And he was Betamás? The time he hit Betamás.

He's a good boy.

The time he hit Betamás.

He's a good boy.

He says he grabbed Betamás and his back hit the girl. Anyway, he hit her so hard, he hit my back.

He hit Betamás.

When he called me, from the employee, I said, sir, look at Camilo, he hit Yurannik. And I got there and when I turned my back to the girl, I grabbed him and I said, you're a piece of shit, I told you to pee.

He peed? Yes, he's one of the piece of shit that hit him. He peed three times, but... They were well-hooked to make him pee. I'm with the girls of Beta. I hit you, someone who always hits you, I hit someone you know has never hit you in life and has always spoiled you. You gave him more terror.

And he gave you 1500.

I hit him hard, hard, hard.

Did you always like fame?

Yes.

The first one who was famous was my dad.

Well, yes, he was going to help you.

He was going to get me drunk.

But my dad always had a heart, that song of a good guy.

He was a very noble person.

It had to be like that, so that he lived so much, because for me it is a long time having the lifestyle he had.

He lived a lot.

Living alone in a room, because as they say, neither the wife nor the mother-in-law could stand it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's the irony? The thing is, sometimes women are very bad at giving birth. Because she met Mercedes.

And I once met Manuel and her. And I said, Gine, you don't know. What's wrong with you? What are you looking for with Manuel? And he answered me, he was like, quiet. He said, I don't have the fault of loving your son. That's a good answer from Mosa. That's a good answer from Mosa, of course. I don't have the fault of loving your son.

That's a good answer, Mosa. What an irony that your son had a crazy life, but the two sons he had were successful. It's a shame about Yurani.

Yurani is a bitch.

Yurani is a bitch for my job. Yurani, you know what's annoying? You know how I see. You see her face like, you see her and it's like, it's like happiness. Yes, like you see her and she's like all restless. No, I don't see her face.

Now, but yes, I hardly see her face when I don't.

Very hairy, very.

Dog of my family, man. I'm from the same family. Oh, really? Manuel's stubbornness, I'll take it to the grave, your stubbornness. But you inherited his stubbornness. I feel like stubbornness isn't a bad thing. You used stubbornness in a very good way, Camilo.

Because stubbornness isn't a bad thing. Wait, I'll tell you this and you can continue. I was going to say something like that, but don't let me finish. He pulled out his dad's hair, but he used it to...

It's just that they were dolls.

Everyone's distracted. That's the video I wanted to say. They were dolls. My dad and my grandma asking for a doll. And the dog there crying.

My dad.

Someone wants to get my dad.

My grandma, oh, the doll that they made him.

That's the doll. I want to see my dad! My grandma was like, what did you do to him? I'm going to kiss him.

We're still a little far from my dad, because we know that was difficult. But what did you think when you felt that my granddad also liked drinking a lot? I mean, as a wife, as a mom. In the end, I'm the one who's driving

everything that's happening,

because my grandfather was drunk. We see my Tambien For it

You know

You know You know I Know No No It's a little Traquito

By more a charming Oh, but it's a new cat who won't be so I see Needs a huger park and he's a huger nada de mesa nada

Stella El vicio de tus labios I don't know how to play park, I don't know how to play table, nothing, nothing, no. No, Doña Estela was...

The vice of your lips.

This is the station, oh no. The only thing I liked in life was playing tejo.

Ah, yes, well, that's what I was asking.

So, Doña Estela is good at playing tejo.

No, not much, but I understand something, but not anymore because I can't throw anymore. Maybe I'll practice with the frog.

Oh, of course, you can play with the frog.

You can play with the frog and you can play with the frog.

Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha.

No, calm down, calm down, these are jokes, you say. Yes, but I don't trust her that much.

Hahaha. What a shit, what a shit't trust you that much. No, no.

What a shit that you have that attitude, right?

Yes, yes. What do you think of the... I mean, at the moment when... My grandfather was also a little bit laughing.

No, it's just that Manuel, my husband, has been a whore all his life.

Yes, I say that. When he didn't have any money left, he ran out of money and ran out of money. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you how it is. You are a very rough woman. Because you showed that you were the first one. Because when everything goes to hell, you know who is with you.

Of course.

When you have money, everyone is with you. I was stressed out that day.

I was going to vomit.

What was the moment?

I was going to vomit, I had my car, I was going to vomit. And it turns out that day I was in those meetings of Coctrinia and he took advantage of those moments. Of course, Paira. And that day I left the meeting early. Something was warning me, not because no one had told me, it was told something. Not because anyone told me a lie. It's a woman's instinct. When I got to the winery and asked Oscar, the accountant,

I told him, Oscar, it's Manuel.

Come on, I'll tell you.

No, no, he said, no, he went to ask for an Olympic check. Ah, well, he gave me a ride to the Olympics. I said, well, but he's not here, he's not paying. So I was going back go for a ride in the Olympics, but I thought, this guy is not here, he's not in a hurry. I was on my way back to La Fama again, when I saw the truck. I said, look, Manuel is there.

I got to a corner, but he caught me looking in the mirror.

Sure, he caught you.

The moment he saw me, he started,

I hit him, I hit him,

and I said, fuck this car. But if he owes you. Yes, and I crashed it and I crashed it and I made it move, but it didn't stop, it went to the ground. And while you were crashing it, a persecution.

My grandmother was crazy.

Oh, really, today, today, one says, I could have been in a cemetery or in a jail for mistakes of one's husband. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know how I didn't bang his head, I knew it because they were not his.

They were not his.

They were not his.

Oh, what is this?

And people who beep me, what a shame. What a shame, but no one knew me.

Yes, luck, luck is what I wish for you.

When I had already dragged her, I took my car and I left, but I got off. I didn't start. I saw where a little Manuelito was going. So Mr. Manuel started, but the old woman left her lying down. The old woman left her lying down.

And that it shows so good. What would you have told the old woman? That I was a woman who was going to buy meat for the empanadas. Oh, what a bitch, son of a bitch, so shameless. That's how all the empanadas are sold. The woman liked the meat of her husband.

But I followed him because I said, this bastard is going to get back to me. So I followed him and there came a time when I got to park and I asked the van again. And when he turned around, there were cars here and there, and when he turned around he saw a car

Ah

But he didn't stop, he left He left, he didn't care, he went to the car and the car followed him

Oh, now I had two cars following him

Now everyone is in front of the camera

A face, go to the camera

When I saw him parking, I also parked my car. And the man comes and says, Sir, but you crashed my car and it starts and leaves. Manuel says, me? At what moment? I said, yes, you crashed the car.

I was offended.

You were offended.

My dog is crying, and the mind is saying, how many more ways do I have to screw this dog?

Of course, I mean, how do I pack this dog?

The woman, man.

Serving him as a witness to pack him. That would be very offensive.

For the dog.

I would have sealed the car to the man, pay him. And Manuel was barely looking at me with that face.

And they talked about that. What happened?

Then we went to the winery and there was a big fight. Yes, because what happens is that, as he thought I was going to leave me all my life, I already raised my hand and I did it, I kicked him a little.

Okay, but it was obvious.

Of course. I suffered from him, I sat down so he could hit me. I suffered for more than five years. And my mother-in-law, she told me, girl, don't let him. Put him on, when I go out, on my head.

Put him on the other side, girl.

Put him on the other side.

She's not that stupid, put him on the other side of the face. He's already bruised, bruised. And he's gone. and I didn't want to hit him. Of course, he knew that if he was going to hit him, he was going to take him.

He was going to be sad.

Before, he was very stubborn.

For example, with Mercedes, Manuel, Manuel at first, I hit Mercedes, and one day I told Mercedes, I told her, Mercedes, do me a favor, and in front of Manuel I told her, don't ever leave Manuel again.

Of course. I told him, if you have to cut the mule, do it. But don't stop being Manuel. Don't stop because, look, how much I suffered Manuel for not raising his hand. So don't be an idiot. And that was like I had given him rope.

He didn't stop.

And then he didn't hit him anymore.

They were like dogs.

Yes, they were going to the tracks.

But I know, in the midst of all his irresponsibility, They loved each other. I'm gonna be so embarrassed. No, y una mujer bien buena. Una mujer buena, sí. Porque una mujer loca puede ser más mala que la de menos.

Sí.

Me gusta esa actitud ya, Estela.

Pero eso solo lo puede decir alguien que encontró a su esposo con la moza en un carro y le estrelló.

Sí, sí.

No, eso, eso. Perro hizo una rutina de stand-up.

Y nadie creía, nadie creía que. I saw Estrella in the truck. But since it's the life you value, it's going to be better. Say hi, daddy! Hi! My grandpa said, let's just dust off here and we'll be back. I think I'd even say a little sip here in the truck. Yes, yes, yes.

What's going to happen?

I don't think anything will happen, of course, when he sees the rearview mirror. I I don't know, I don't know. The cemetery is all modern. I only go to the cemetery of Chia, but the cemetery is very beautiful. This one is particular, this is not from the government. Ah, yes, I know. It's particular. On the other hand, the other one is from the district.

It's called Paul.

No, poor thing, because the most beautiful one too.

It's good to see so many people that get up when you hear it. When you really hear it, it's when you think,

oh, when he died, when he died. Yes, yes, yes.

One day he doesn't die anymore. And what, what, nothing, damn.

You know what he would do? Enjoy the cry.

Enjoy the cry.

And that's it.

And they start to run here.

Yes, of course.

And who died?

My grandfather.

He died?

Yes.

No, he had a heart attack.

A heart attack? My grandfather also died.

My heart attack is getting worse.

Oh, yes, yes.

My grandfather was a triple A.

People die like that.

People like that in the funerals.

But he died like a bad guy. He never paid me. I'm not gonna be a party. I mean, I'm gonna be a part of it. I'm not gonna say anything. That's the only good thing he did. He hit her like that and she was like

I'm gonna kill the bitch.

So where's the...

It's here but I waited because we were waiting for her.

There she is.

Where?

She's flirting with... Because they don't open it for her.

Well, take hope you do, that's what she said. I'm gonna ask for a little more respect for what is called the sexual and intimate part of my grandmother, please.

Let her start.

Let her start by showing respect.

Look, look, it's here.

Hi, daddy.

The face.

Well, it's nice.

I'm dying to die. But more than to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. of the highest peak of COVID, and people are dying. You have to wear a mask, disinfect yourself with alcohol. And the first protocol, the first safety protocol at the funeral was that you had to be spraying the coffin of the dead every two minutes with alcohol.

My alcoholic dad!

What do you think, dad? What do you think? Don't be a kid, man. It's nice to see the bike. I like the toys, man. ¡Ay, papá, alcohólico! It was a webcam. And the title is still vibrating. We saw your videos and we wanted a picture. How are you?

Not very well.

I'm sorry.

How old were you?

82.

Oh, no, I'm kidding.

And who died? But that's the best way to go, right? Well, yes, that's...

I'm trying to avoid all the bad words.

No, but it's a good decision to go like this, right?

It's cool, it's cool.

I did ask him.

Don't say stop. I don't understand. Don't go cleaning it with alcohol.

I don't understand. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. Yeah. Come on, I'll put that on for you. Stretch it a little more, daddy.

Through the window for daddy, so it looks clearer.

My friends, the relatives of those up there have to be really tall, man.

They're giants.

I think he was very young when he was sad, right?

It's because he's very good to daddy.

If you let go, you been laughing all over the church.

I'll do it like this.

I'm going to choke. Life is a sigh. Time is going to blow.

Take a half.

I'm going to take a half. He's going to suck it.

The last one and we're leaving. No way.

God gave me a license, now he gave me a license to come in December.

So that he can stay in the house. So that he can keep it fine.

I'm going to turn it around.

He's crazy.

That's it, baby!

Speed up, speed up. They'll say, look at the car, it's broken. But it's still going. I would say look at the car, it's broken. It's broken.

I would say so. It smells like burning.

It smells like burning, Camilo.

Is Bruno here? Yes, how do you want to get him out? Let him park. What is that? I didn't know it was coming. It's the packaging.

Those models are annoying.

He definitely had to change the car. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it.

I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it.

I'm going to paint this, but we're going to pay 250,000, right Stella? No, we're going to eat. We're going to eat. We're going to eat. We're going to eat. We're going to eat. We're going to eat. I told him, there's paint for 250, but if you want it, you have to repaint it in two years.

We're going to paint it, but we're going to pay 250, right?

No, we're going to eat the good one. That good one, the 400.

I'll stop you.

My lamp, I gave three pretty lamps.

How do you like your house? How do you dream of it?

I dream of my apartment, beautiful, beautiful.

So, do you live on your own?

On my own.

On my own, dad. I don't care what they say.

I live on my own, man.

I live to the death, and with whom I touch!

My grandma is all for that.

And to the death, in front of the eyes of the king! I I'm sure it's the worst. Manuel, my husband, had his eye surgery a year ago. But because I was making a lot of fame, and he was sitting there, his eyes were cold. I said, Manuel, why are your eyes so cold? He said, I don't know, it's because I'm so hot. There's a lot of optical stuff in Fontebón. We went to the doctor's and his retina was falling out.

They saw it.

They saw it? Yes, I saw it.

You're seeing things.

Do you regret anything? No, I've already done it.

I don't regret anything.

The only good thing I had was that I gave my children and grandchildren all the pleasure they wanted. I bought them whatever they wanted and I gave them whatever they wanted. I asked for a leg, mom. We lived in the best houses. I don't regret that.

How did you manage to get money from Mr. Mario?

When we realized that there was no money left, it was because we had an accountant and a tax officer. And he told us, Estelita and Mr. Manuelito, that we were going to give him some sophisticated news, but you have to take it very well, because in truth...

Don Manuelito has a head in the pot.

Because in truth, in truth, you have to sell a little property.

Oh yeah?

There's a big hole in the mat, he owes a lot. It's just that my husband's mistake for having failed was...

That's the marquita of the work you put on top,

for those beautiful Davids. I'm going to put this on top so you can see these beautiful lips. My husband's mistake was that he got involved in the meat business. And we didn't understand anything about meat. We don't have anything. We didn't know anything.

But Mrs. Stella is a meat.

And he started buying famas in neighborhoods. He had four famas in different neighborhoods. That killed him. He put people in the boxes, and they were all the same. So, when he realized, the lady told us, we had to sell the house in Girardot,

we had to sell the two new vans we had.

We had to sell the yacht.

No, we didn't have that.

When we sold the island,nds, I was worried.

I had a...

The workers told us to sell the little one, and I said,

What if I sold the little one and you brought the dog?

That was hard, hard, hard, hard.

The little one.

It's hard to have one and not have it, it's serious.

That's the hardest thing you've ever had.

In a life like this. It's the hardest thing I've ever had. It was a tough life. With that change, I was like, son of a bitch. But well, the lessons I learned, I tell Manuel that sometimes he feels like he's losing his mind. He'll remember all those times when he was throwing money

and everything that he did. It's true, because it's a constant. Because my grandpa,

every time he drinks, he always remembers a moment of his glory.

Yes, yes, yes.

His glory was the girls.

Yes.

Of his glory, of his Natalia, of his friends.

But, Mrs. Estela, you really have had a life, I mean, you know what wealth is, you know what...

Exactly.

You lived everything. He knows what health is, he knows what health is. I started poor, then we were rich, we had a lot of money, and we were left without money.

But you are very firm, right?

Well, yes.

You are there with him, whether with money or without money.

With money and without money. But sometimes I say, I sometimes think, I would have separated better from Manuel. I would live another life, I would live a different life. I would have a lot of kids. I would have grandchildren.

No, no, dad.

Ten years ago, I already had my three kids. Fifteen years ago.

Hold him, hold him.

There, there.

There, there.

I think I've been talking to him for ten years. I was about to separate from Manuel. I didn't want to live with him anymore. The last time I caught him with a woman in a store, I said, no, this isn't for me.

Of course.

All the women in the store.

And I...

I said, this isn't for me. It's over.

Yes, of course.

And I said, Manuel, make your life and let me live my life, but no more, no more. He thought they were lies. And he's still there. He thought they were lies. And I put his clothes on him. Now, as they say, he's a trash ego. And I said, look, Manuel, your mom

is a good reception. How is that? How is that marriage going to end? I said, you end it. I said, you end it. I'm tired of you, I'm tired of you, I don't want anything with you anymore. The only thing I had all my life, fighting or not fighting, his clothes for the day, I would dress him up for the day. He didn't know how to dress up his underwear, just like I did. I didn't even know how to boil a pot of water.

I think he would boil the water and burn it. You guys listen to me, I have taught him, look fat, the oven is used like this, no, not there, not here. When I go somewhere, I tell him to eat, I tell him to go to the restaurant and eat something because I arrive late. And he doesn't like to go out much? Yes, the thing is that he has already reached the moment that everything collides with him, he does not like to go out. He forgot his social antiquity, he to do this. Scratch his nose. He used to scratch his nose all his life.

One day I was cleaning a kidney. They were teaching me that you have to tear a membrane to open a kidney. But I tore the membrane and the knife went through my throat.

With this.

And I started crying.

Hey, Abelita!

I started crying, brother.

I cut myself and I show a hair and I look like a piece of shit.

I stopped crying in one second.

I was like, how is he crying?

Abuelito is very strong, but...

Manuel has had a hard life. He's been working his whole life. But what he did with his feet, he did with his legs. What he did with his hands, he did with his legs.

Just legs, Manuel. Just feet, Manuel. It's going to sound weird, but I think the question is why we all thought of the last verse. How do you imagine?

Like this last stretch of the road.

Because his verse is not about old age yet.

That region is quite old.

But how do you dream of the last moments of your life?

With health, that nothing hurts me, that I feel pain, I feel good. I'm with my family, I don't like loneliness at all. Loneliness? What's the best part? Waiting for my grandson to give me a house in the hot land.

Oh, you're waiting.

You're waiting!

We're waiting for another three months.

A house in the countryside?

I don't like the countryside.

No?

No, I'm not from the countryside.

You look like you're from London, like from Uruguay.

No, I like...

You look like Paulita.

Let's say I like a place, I like Melgar, but not so far from the town. Hot land, hot land. So I can walk to the town, to walk. Exactly. You're a man. I don't like the countryside. I don't like it.

Maybe you know why I don't like the countryside. Because when I was a child, my family and my father had a farm in Tibaná. They took us there on vacation. Betica took us there. But it was cool there. And you never remember Cami.

But what happened to Cami? But it was cool there and you never remember Camy I think it was cool because I had my t-shirt

Where was the pool of balls

I don't know

I don't know

I'm going to throw up

I'm going to throw up

We appeared as bad We appeared as bad I have returned Victor Manuel I was going to return but with two cigarettes He is not going to return to Victor Manuel I'm going to return, but with two cigarettes He's not going to like the drink, he's going to return like this But the only thing is that I'm needing a left leg

From a kid who has a face of a marzeta What do we do? Yes or no?

No? No

But my dad arrives and he doesn't drink anymore

He's a worker

Yes

And it's the leg, not all, half

No

The one on the knee, pao

Let's negotiate

No

Negotiate, let's make money

And the one with the empanadas is going to give you HIV, that bitch

But the HIV is turned on by Victor

Oh my God

No, but no

No, no, no. The foot. The ankle. Not even a finger. I was going to say.

A finger or the little one?

Why not the little one?

I was going to say the little one.

The little one or me?

No, no, no.

Why not?

Out of curiosity.

No, I love my son a lot.

I love him a lot.

And the first thing, the second thing, he suffered a lot with that surgery they did to him. They fixed his foot. Camilo, Camilo, his foot... I don't even want to remember how his foot was.

Yes, it was very...

And that was a miracle. That doctor was an artist with Camilo's foot.

They never did anything to his face.

He was a craftsman, that pot.

He was so fat. I don't know how he got so fat. I don't know how he got so fat.

I don't know how he got so fat. We realized he was fat when he was 3 years old. I don't know how he got so fat.

I don't know how he got so fat.

We were looking at him and we thought he was disabled. We were looking at him and we thought he was disabled.

We were at a meeting and Mercedes told me I saw Camelito, he has a shorter foot than you. We looked at him running. We looked at him in the meeting as if he were a child. And yes sir, the child was already walking.

My sister was like that, my feet were running. And I was like that. And Felicia was looking at me with Camelito, oh, look.

Relax, relax. And we took him home for recovery. We couldn't sleep. He said, oh, I'm going to fall on one side, I'm going to fall on the other. It hurts. Oh, yes, poor thing. This one? The bad guy tells him, come on, I'm going to go back to the past.

And Camilo is going to have his leg there. I'm going to work the same as what it is right now, but with a leg like this.

But Manuel is going to take off all those arms. I know I'm going to use both hands because I work with them. Two fingers. One finger.

I'm going to China. My grandma... If you dream of being a Chinese footballer, your grandma will kill you. We'll try to negotiate with your grandma.

I left my football on one side and I let him ride a horse.

You're the most stupid one.

But I think it's a miracle that Camilo didn't have anything

Yeah, nothing bad happened to him, nothing bad

I'm going to tell you what happened today

No, no, no

Camilo!

I'm going to tell you what happened today, with the love of my life

I'm glad I couldn't go with your grandmother Yeah, right? No, I mean, with your grandmother. It's hard to negotiate. Yes, yes.

I'm a woman of the square, I don't know how to negotiate.

Yes, yes. It's hard. I leave the foot to Camilo Citán and I give it back to Manuel. It's very cool. I know you're very nice, you think a lot about others. I Yes, a kiss, sorry Is it your arm? Yes, I would give it to him And that was the kiss

That's her grandmother She's a woman who thinks of others first She puts herself first

What are you doing?

But since I gave it to him I gave it to his mother and father

Yes, all of it

Give me a little

Give it to me

I can lose a red card

But it goes to the other arm

But the bad wizard did it

Yes, the bad wizard did it But with a message

A very strong message, that the bad wizard is bad

His message has a very big heart But very very big, really

But I have to operate Mercedes has a big heart, but a very big heart. I think you should get surgery.

The story of the girl was very good.

You know, women shouldn't be with assholes.

No, queen.

Squeeze the car until it doesn't work.

Change it because you change it.

Or change it.

Or change it, right?

Yes, change it or not, it's true.

This episode, watch this. This episode reaches 50 million views. You have to buy the car. I mean We are going to explain the arm business. We need each person to send the video to another 2 million people. And another 49 people. We want to make it 1 million.

Please, please, I need you to share this video a lot. My heart is just operated. It needs good emotions. And I need a warm bed to rest.

I also need a Lamborghini and I also need another husband, please. A brown one, a black one. I'm going to be a mom, I'm going to be a mom. Grandma, no one is my grandma. I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I'm a black man, I My heart hurts a lot. Donate for my heart. Sensation. Come on. Since I started doing this, I've always thought that the idea of doing comedy is what I want to do for the rest of my life.

But, of course, what the dads say is that you don't live under the sun or the wind. And they were right. You guys who had a dad, you know it. What I want is just that, but asking for money, okay? Okay? I ate it. I ate it. I ate it. I ate it. I ate it.

I ate it.

I ate it. I ate it. I ate it. I'm going to keep entertaining you and I hope you keep watching. And the day I don't, well, something bad will have happened. Or maybe you won't have any more energy in this body. There's not much left for that, right? But on the other hand, decorating the idea of this video for you to donate is stupid.

I'm going to tell you what it really is. I plan to change the story of my family and while I still run stupid things, it's worth trying. I'm going to try it. If something you gave in this special, you liked it, you connected it, or you just made me laugh, there are payment methods so you can give or... That's the worst part. I see my money! No, don't be ungrateful, guys.

It's a shame. If you want to donate in some way, if you want to give me your money... It's very weird to happen. It's just that I'm the most son of a bitch, because I'm asking for money, but it's not an obligation. So, you want to give? Fine. If not, then, damn it, go see my dogs, my dogs, my dogs, son of a bitch. No, I'm kidding. In this guys changed my life. If you liked something about this special and you want to help us in some way,

I will keep on working. And everything you see on this channel, I promise you, is to make you laugh. We receive all the donations, money, legs, little fingers, Mom, what artery do we need? In this link, in this link, and in this link, you can find the payment methods in case any of you want to donate. link I'm going to give 50 million pesos to someone who will give me another house without heating it up.

Well, mom, let's build this beautiful house. Let's take what we can take right now.

The lamps.

Good.

I'm the one who took those lamps.

Come on, mom.

My grandmother is obsessed with a lamp. What does she want?

Oh, yes, look at her.

She has always liked lamps, not her grandfather. He lived surrounded by lamps all the time. Who wants more lamps? Look at the lamp, dad. Which one is it, mom?

That one, the one on the roof.

The one that's there on the roof.

And there are three of those, mom?

Three.

And one of those is cool.

The only thing I needed to do was to get there and not find those lamps. We're going to the guardhouse, the corners.

Yes, we is for her. But, Chery, let's put some diamonds on her.

Put some diamonds on her.

That's it.

If we're going to pay for this dream, Pedro, thank you.

What's up?

Look, these are the corners, daddy. That one? Yes, that one.

And the color is also that one. That's cool, to bathe them in oil. Camilo, where can can find this one. Wait, wait, how do I see this? Take this lamp.

We have to check the lamps, because I feel those light houses.

All of them are light.

All of them are light.

There is this one.

This one is also light.

All of them are light.

There is a pretty one, right?

It's pretty. I wanted my lamp. Please subscribe, I'm so happy because I found my lamp. The lamp I was looking at. Yes, my love. That apartment is going to look great.

Beautiful, dad. Thank God.

To life and its mercy. To the people, mom. To the people. Look, dad, it's this one. I took the reference, dad.

What else is missing, my love? Nothing else? I'm taking the house out of the window.

Thank you very much, dad, for all the blessings you give us. This car is a little bit bumpy, but it's ok. She left with her house, visiting her son. I love you so much, thank you for coming and being our guest.

Thank you, thank you. I don't know how to thank you. I love you so much and God bless you. I hope you have a good trip

We are going to Australia to give the blessing to Camilo Sanchez

Yes, God bless you God bless you Blessings God bless you God bless you

Call me please

Because he goes far if he never calls me That's ungrateful It was my ride, right? Bye Camilito. God bless you and many blessings. God bless you.

Bye.

Later, as a visit to your daddy.

Come, come, bye.

A lot of chimbera, ma'am. My house, yes. Take that, take that fast. I'm going to have a lot of fun, man. I want my house, I want my... Yeah! Take that, take that fast.

I have to stop fixing the car, man.

Yes, but it's okay.

Good, good, man.

Today I'm really upset, man. It's hard to get there.

Yes, it's something about the energy, because it's so bad.

Yes.

What a woman you are, wey. You're going to have wet dreams tonight, wey.

Well, that's the year that brought me to the world, dogs. I wanted to say that this week, well, this Friday is going to be special. Chimpa inspires me a lot, without a doubt. The fat one too. You guys inspire me, man. Respect.

Hey, Sanchez.

No, Camy, wey. No, thank you, wey. I'm not a dog, thanks to you Dog gives you inspiration Everything you do No, Cami

What no Cami?

But yes, it's true

This friday we rock On November 7th YouTube will be down You want a virtual machine? They offered me to buy it But I feel like...

Who's going to buy it? My grandma told me to buy it.

I'm kidding.

We started here on YouTube.

Do you want to put your YouTube channel on Trends?

I remember this special. I told Kanye that I saw it as an opportunity to change my lips. I said, I'm going to record it and someone is going to see it.

And that someone is going to give it all. I can't say I can't say But I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the

I'm not a fan of the

I'm not a fan of the

I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not to put a virtual backpack and for those who don't know, we produce the final product and we do all of this with you, and it's for you. We just wait for the real thing. I expect my credit to be big. There are people who complain about the ads, but the way we sustain this is to make it profitable.

Yes, of course, we never ask for anything.

We are very happy with the results. I expect my credit to be big There are people who complain about the ads But the way we sustain this is to make it profitable in the end We never ask them for anything So this time I'm going to give you a series of payments So that you can give them whatever they want 100, 200, 300, 1000 pesos, whatever

Millions of pesos

Can you imagine a guy who checks?

I remember that in podcasting they gave you like 2 million a day

Yes

Well, whatever, that's for what? To keep feeding the dream?

To hit us a Australian farra Oh no, because that's already...

No, that's already like that No, honestly, what I was asking my daughter is because I'm still there I mean, to the good, Kami, saw that you bought your mom's house for us. I don't know how you see it, but for me it's like,

I don't know, man.

I don't know, man. If you want, I'll buy you a house.

Sure, but... It's a poor man's dream. It's the biggest dream of the poor.

And honestly, my daughter is already in that age

where she wants to have her own house If you want I can buy her a house Well dog, if you don't give it to me I'll do it I'll open a link for whatever happens, as long as you see it

As long as you donate Just like there's going to be a son of a bitch that thinks he's funny by sending you a dollar

There's going to be someone who's going to send you

Two dollars If you see a funny person sending you a kiss, you will not miss the one who is going to send you two kisses Two kisses?

You have to be serious What counts is that you see it

But if you see it and you like it, share it with someone and that's it

What he doesn't want is to see his jokes

So, 7 or 9 friends, I invite you to see Anub those words

Anub those words there

In YouTube No, that's only YouTube, they use it a lot I don't see those words in private videos on YouTube

No, only YouTube, they use it in cars And besides that, this week we have surprises for the people

of course I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous.

I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I don't know what else to do, guys. I mean... No, and what you did with Tenio... But I miss the fact that... When you're hungry, dog, you think of everything.

But damn, damn, I never forgot the hunger.

Yes, obviously.

And without a doubt, when you invited me to dance, it was like, dog, today is the day that I will not shed a single tear in front of this party, dude.

It's hard.

But dance when she says when she says that, she rested what does she know, that her son died but she rested it's a very dichotomy

there I go

he said he rested and I rested

that's how it is

I caught his leg

and then I caught his leg again

imagine that I don't get it Camilo what? I grabbed his leg and then I grabbed his back I lost my back I'm here in Malemares, what a place

Camilo, what a place

Camilo, I touched my leg, how did I feel? How did I feel? I felt like I was going to die

I felt like I was going to die

I felt like I was going to die

Because I'm interested in both I hope it's the debuting

But since I bought a lamp for my house It turned off and off, not because of the cable Keep going, keep going Should I get out? No, no, no

Don't turn it off

Yes, yes, it will turn on, and accelerate if you can

Did it turn on?

Did it turn on?

Where's the key? There I'm going to get out of here Oh, it's a good one. Is it good? Yes.

I'm going to get a dog.

Laughing. Laughing. Laughing. Music. Music. Music.

Music.