Por La Ventana Podcast en ASADERO DE POLLO #98 "ABOGADO DEGENERAD*"

They killed Niel! No! No! They killed Niel! They killed him! Niel is all open there! The family of the chicken!

Niel was very young!

He didn't hurt anyone! I I'm sorry. No, no. For the leather. But the other time he did it as if we had crushed him. Oh, he got scared.

It's that he didn't want to be serious.

And the bitch just had surgery.

That bastard.

How does that bitch do it? How does a guy who just had surgery do that? Did you shit or what?

Yes, I shit.

That bastard. But this is not something I want to take care of. I don't know if I can do that boat. Did you shit yourself? Yes I did. This is not something I want to take care of. Oh my god. Your friendship is so bad. I didn't think it was going to be so bad.

I swear.

Emir, it wasn't for you to get out of the car. It was for you to take a shit.

Oh my god.

That shit is so bad. Oh my god. We go to the CPO stage on our way up. We're confused. We're confused. We're confused.

We're confused.

We're confused.

We're confused.

We're confused. I don't know if it's...

It looks like a sick little bird.

That's it! That's it!

You're not even with us and you're already doing it. Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, No, a serious problem, bro. Well, today is a legal day, guys. A round of applause for justice in this country. A round of applause because... justice is doing very well in this country right now. A round of applause for justice, right? Justice has finally come, right? Of the world, my love.

Oh, no way! So, it was Petro.

And I told him...

Justice of what?

I'm a journalist.

And you guys know what? I'm a journalist. And you guys?

I was with Tom Damir. He kicked my ass. I don't have anything. He kicked my ass. I was so embarrassed. I'm not embarrassed because of who I am.

I'm embarrassed because of the people who were there that day. Now that they see this, they're going to say This son of a bitch. He shit himself. I I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff.

I'm a little bit of a stupid little stuff. I'm a little bit, people are in the front row, and from there to there, it's all normal theater.

Yes.

And I'm like, what the fuck?

I mean, I start, those twisted things, like this, I... But you have a space in the stage that you're sure of. Those twisted things, and I, oh, but I said, did he throw me? I said, I don't think, I don't think that the fart came from the stage to the audience, We go, okay, I'm a distance I'm a salient lose a poquito de la luz porque yo pues dejar el pedo atrás pero metido el pedo así que me cabo así

tarde ah

Yo pago el carro

Metido el pedo de hecho otro poquito para antes y go con micho porque es que usted no se puede concentrar sea mientras el retorcido ni usted está haciendo su rutina muy difícil concentrarse Yo ya metido el pedo y sigo mi show normal cuando empieza que olor a mierda Torcijona, you're doing your routine. It's very difficult to concentrate. I'm going to throw myself and follow my normal show when it starts What a pretty little piece of see come on. I said come away

Get your head near

the one over until the mirror

when I'm 20 terminal You mean a lot of it is a peso a million three is come over here I Don't know me no la gente se empezó a mirar entre ellos como ver quién se había tirado el pedo claro la gente lo último que se iba a imaginar Comediante el artista

Se estuviera cagando claro la gente pensó que había alguien en la primera fila

Creo que eso sí es el bali janeiro y sobre la faceta sin mi amigo en mucho pero eso estaba el hija huevon

que pena que le higa huevon I was in the gym. That was a big deal. You don't know how sad I was. And how funny I was.

Because the people were so convinced.

People didn't know it was me. What a bad ass. What a bad ass.

Those who were there that day,

I'm sorry.

It happened to me in the gym.

In the gym?

It happened to me. I thought it was going to be one of those things I had a problem in the gym. In the gym you shit yourself? Yes, I had a problem. I thought it was going to be one of those farts that only was going to smell a little bad and back. Do you understand me? One of your hands comes out of the fart? It was a machine in which you make a movement back.

I said, no, but if I throw it from behind, it will smell more. What I do is not take the machine outwards, I I start to worry I start to exhale but not to exhale the exercise but to exhale not to die I get up and I take two steps and I keep on breathing

I laugh

I move forward

I move forward

I hug him

and I say

I'm not here I'm going to be like, I hug him and I'm like, I'm not going to...

I'm not going to...

And where that machine was next to the background machine and that's a corner, I stopped and there was a dog, but it was far from me you know? And when I got up, I turned around

to see the dog

and the dog was going to go all over the place

with my shoes I'm going to go to the bathroom and the dog is going to come down and eat my sandals It's very...

But seeing people's faces when a funny dog appears It's like something is breaking their life And then comes a detective job To catch suspects

Yes, to catch thieves

And they are almost always people who come with a very nice face

That the day was a good day The guest is a great guest I I think it's the Durivera trial yesterday. He looks like the degenerate lawyer. I'm going to fuck the son of a bitch.

No, no.

And right now is when the lawyer is.

Oh, that's going to be a mess. But how bad was it that this shit is real?

That he shit himself voluntarily? A Red Bull? A Red Bull for the fucks. Come out with wings.

Thanks, dog.

Son of a bitch. I I have no idea. Oh, no, of course. He's so crazy, he doesn't want to live.

He offers him drugs.

He offers him drugs?

He's like that.

He's like that.

He's like that. But I, my bitch, I can take it, it's because of my mom.

You know what? I can take it.

Because it's always the same. Oh, I have to take it in the ass.

No, you don't. I sometimes want to do it for the vagina. I sometimes want to do it for the vagina, but no.

Why not?

Because I don't feel it anymore.

I don't feel it anymore.

If you're going to put something in my vagina, it has to be a traqueous.

No, that's not bad.

Our friend is here.

Our friend.

Thank you, Terno.

You're the only one who thinks that you paid me? I don't have money.

I've paid, I've paid. Ah, I see.

How much? All the shit is for me?

No, man.

You can say whatever you want, but you can't stay here. There are bad friends here. They're loyal. Man, it's'm a good friend.

Thanks, doggy.

My hand, but he dragged it.

He dragged the dick hard.

Yes, Paila. We my party, motherfucker.

No, dog, he didn't do anything.

Don't laugh.

I threw another one here.

No, my party. I don't know why, this guy talks about dicks. You talk a lot, motherfucker. Don't be a hypocrite I don't know, I got permission I got permission

It's a dick like from school

From Chirrete?

It's just an indigenous dick No, his dick smelled like flowers No, it didn't smell like flowers It smelled like shit But it smelled like person. I've smelled that shit in the last few times.

Motherfucker.

Ready, ready.

You're going to shit. Get a show and get in that show.

It's called Fuck You.

It looks like a Tinterello.

Yeah.

Good night. My's no right, brother.

Typical lawyer, dad.

Let's go inside.

Fat, son of a bitch.

I had heard that the law weighs.

How do you put it? With the feet or with the head?

First the feet.

First the feet.

Oh, dog!

Hey, that's private.

Don't iron the pants. No, please. I'm gonna read. Uy, no sea, hijo de p... Uy, no sea, atr... No, no. Ya.

Hola.

¿Cómo andan?

¿Qué tal, perro?

¿Cómo estás?

Hola.

¿Qué más, perro?

¿Qué tal, papá?

¿Cómo estás?

Bien, bien.

¿Cómo estás, sin piro?

Bien, bien. I'm not a faggot, I'm a faggot I'm a faggot, I'm a faggot I like to see you, but this ass showed me the videos It's very funny, I laughed a lot

Pure shit, I haven't seen it I saw it all

You didn't discover it in two weeks I laughed a lot because I'm very rude I laugh a lot And the fat people don't even...

The way the dick approaches

the cases that come to them I'm gonna put all the Molo's cuz it's a good Gordo is a puta see me cool. Oh, I'm a puta unsalado I'm an ECM domingo le pago nocturnas y dominicales como si fue puta pues depende primero recordemos que recargo nocturno se paga a partir de la Nueve de la noche pero a partir del 25 de diciembre de

2025 a comenzar a pagar a partir de las siete de la noche me I'm expecting my lawyer to call me a son of a bitch when he's giving me advice. You're like our Dr. Apollo. Exactly. But with a bazooka. But with obesity.

Morbida, morbida.

Dr. Apollo, Apollo.

Dr. Apollo North.

How old are you, by the way?

28. Are you really a lawyer? I'm Dr. North Pole How old are you? 28

Are you really a lawyer?

Yes, I'm a lawyer

First I thought you were a mom of a dog but then I thought you knew what you were talking about

It seemed like I knew

You use chat GPT very well

Hey dog

I feel like Gabriel Murillo

if he had studied something But in the world of the mouth? I was studying science, politics and medicine and a crazy guy told me in a fair that I should study law, which is more complete and I sent him to a university fair

and I... Wait, wait, from what you have seen the dick from which university do you think you come from? I came from Perfum'm from here, but I'm from a different place. Bolsoveles, Agassi, I don't know if you know Agassi.

No, I'm from here, but I'm from a different place.

I'm from the savannah.

No, no, no, you're from the maveriana.

I'm from the maveriana.

I'm from the externado.

I'm from the externado, but I lost my third year. I I don't know what to think about Uribe, I'm not a criminal, I don't have a problem But as a Colombian, man They're going to look at me weird, but I'm a Uribe-ist, man

I'm a right-winged asshole Why do you bring these people?

And he's a big part of the right-wing

He's half of the right-wing You're more rightist

although, despite being rightist because of all the evidence it seems that the guy had something to do with that witness purchase

you are so rightist that you leftist later

you leave the minimum the thing is that here the right does not guarantee a free market here the right or all the world any politician looks to do his own business. And the right in general should look for a free market. So people can negotiate without restrictions.

Do you think that Uribe is already guilty?

In fact, I talk to Diego Cadena. In El Marica he makes video calls to me on WhatsApp.

And the lawyer...

Do you talk to El Marica? I'm a lawyer, I'm a lawyer. I'm a very bad lawyer. To consult with a guy who fucks people on Instagram. The ex-president of Colombia.

But a big question. When was the first video you made on Instagram? I've been doing that shit for three years.

What happens is that before I did sketches.

Like acting.

You've always liked social media. Before being an influencer of these rights shit. I tried to be a fitness influencer. influencer I I don't know if it's a lawyer's firm, because you can have several specialists. Sure, sure. But if it's a lawyer, you know about penalty, tax, you don't know shit. Sure, yes, you're claiming. That and also, I feel that if you charge too cheap, they give you the job. I feel that you have to charge hard.

Lawyer, the first thing you do is...

It's very right.

I think that I'm also's the same for your guys. They might have had some long contracts at the beginning or they demand a lot of effort.

It's like when you go in to eat potatoes.

You go in to eat potatoes. And this guy ate all the potatoes. How long did it take you to get your value? Since you started as a lawyer. One and a half, two years. No, I did other jobs too, while I was running my own business. What kind of job?

I worked in public entities for a long time. And then that sucked. I worked for about ten years in public entities.

Do you have a lot of clients right now?

Yes, of course. We have five employees in the firm.

We are going to hire a sixth one, but yes. be very correct and more in your networks and that because they have to look serious you can't go out to the street because it's your prestige, it's your job you can't shit in networks because of course because it's your prestige it's your presentation letter and now you go out on the net oh son of a bitch

that never affected you at work or never told your teachers you are shitting them I think that's the differential of that and that. Exactly, or that difference, if it worked. Yes, obviously, there are a lot of lawyers and a lot of people against that.

What do they say? That it's shit, that I only talk shit, that I want to fuck people, that they should sanction me, that I shouldn't be talking like that. I feel like they are envious, because they are lawyers who have never done a ass with their life. Of the brilliance, right? Yes, yes, yes. I feel like they're envious. They're lawyers who never had a problem with their life. They're very envious.

Of the stars, right?

But, for example, I'm followed by Chimba lawyers. For example, that man, Diego Cadena, well, Ivan Cancino follows me.

Ivan Cancino follows you?

Who's Ivan Cancino?

The lawyer, he's the lawyer.

But, there are still lawyers, let's say, tough. Respected. Respected. What kind of lawyer do you admire?

No, the star one, man. I mean, I'm not saying that the guy is the super lawyer, because he's not, and the same guy says, I don't know law, I don't give a fuck. But the guy is a very good negotiator,

he has a very good company, I said that the boy took cats and put them as torpedoes It was not good, it was that Look what he did with the cats

He grabbed a cat We put five flyers And I wanted the cat to fly It did not get up but at this height But you know what happened when it exploded

So dear truth

It's a mess The man puts petulance on it Yes, it's something very annoying

In fact, he has sued me for the signature of the Prieta foreign I'm going to go to the office. I'm going to go to the office. I'm going to go to the office. I'm going to go to the office. I'm going to go to the office. I'm going to go to the office. I'm going to go to the office. I'm going to go to the office.

I'm going to go to the office. I think it's a different ethic than the moral one. Let's say you were to sign a contract. In case you had a criminal record. Criminal record? You have to get this kid out and we'll give you a thousand million. But the kid, all he did was rape a girl who was born in Chia. She was sick.

Sick, the girl was shaking. For the rest of her life she's going to want to be a girl. You understand, right? For the rest of my life I've been wanting to be a girl. You know what I mean? You have to free the whore and you know how to do it. You do it? Free her from any guilt. Everyone has the right to due process.

Yes, whore. Yes, whore.

That's part of the ethics.

This is the type of people I tell him not to bring.

I'm not saying that I would do it, I'm not a criminal, but if I were a criminal I would do it

because everyone has the right to the due process

Do you have sisters or something like that or family?

Yes, obviously, but that's why I say I wouldn't be a criminal because that touches my heart too That's why you're better than me with the companies I mean, I say I would defend him, but I don't know. Maybe he's dancing for the same reason.

That's why he didn't take that branch of law.

He says that branch can't stand him.

But wouldn't it be difficult for a lawyer to know that he set someone free who deserved to be in jail?

But you did it for your job.

I think that people who do it will say, well, yes, it was wrong, but it's my job.

My job says it all. But how good would it be if his job was to save bad people? But what he says is true. Even the worst person deserves to be defended, deserves the due process.

I'm already learning to speak and everything.

He's already learning to defend himself, what's the problem?

Soon I'll start eating hamburgers.

What benefits has it brought him, I think it's because of the network and the work environment There are a lot of cases

What's the craziest case?

One of the weirdest, but it was one of the first We defended a webcammer Well, several webcammers They have a contract but they have a work contract But in the studio, for example, a dog's hair got stuck in the poop And it got infected

In the studio where you worked

But what happened with that case? We won that one in the Cuca, and it got infected. Ah, in the studio where you worked. Yes, yes, yes.

But what happened with that case?

We won that one.

Ah, and what did the Chinese girl win?

What did she ask for?

The dog.

The dog has the photos with the sign.

That girl won 100 sticks.

But how much do you guys get for those 100 sticks?

30%. For each client it is different. Yes, we almost don't take that shit anymore. But the commission... For example, those are shit. Before we used to take those shit, but now I almost don't receive those things.

What do you receive nowadays?

If I receive a worker, I receive that he has a good salary,

that he has a good compensation.

If you get something like that, you better not take those things. They almost don't come in because they charge for the advice and those people can't pay. I But not because the poor people are poor. For the poor people there is no justice. There is no justice. That's what this fat bastard is saying.

That's what he's saying.

I don't have a right to be poor. He has no right because he has to pay for that right and he has no money.

Tomorrow there are two comedians who want to sue their boss.

For lack of money.

That's what I'm interested in.

What can happen if you don't understand? Maybe I win a tour in October in Australia

The expenses were more than what I entered

Exactly

I don't have the show's bills

For Europe

Epa epa epa

We were two weeks, we did four shows and I won 200

But there's no contract, dog

They didn't sign the contract Well, and if one of the commanders blows himself up

and he's not in his faculties

no, I'm kidding

he's not fulfilling his obligations

how can I throw shit like that?

he's not in his faculties to sign a contract, you know release my president

that's a mistake what Nicolásio is saying that's how the practice works I Look it's a little Soon I'm gonna go but it's not really a Little pie stand in the salad pasta Well, but I mean. Yes, obviously.

I think the one on the right can be a good candidate.

But the first one is going to be...

Can you imagine if he wins?

The presidential speech.

Kill me.

Kill me.

In these elections, exposing their ideas,

kill me.

Kill me.

Kill me. But, how are you going to help the poor people? What's going to happen?

If they don't have money to sue, they're screwed.

But help me, help me. Something happened.

Something happened and he's dead.

So you don't accept cases like, the dogs stole from us, No, I don't listen to this bullshit. Because to talk to me, first you have to pay. I don't listen cases like, the dogs stole from us, the dogs are laughing. You don't hear that the dogs are laughing.

Because to talk to me, first you have to pay. Because I don't hear anyone without paying.

Yes, I read a lot.

Let's say that's the way it's always worked in all lawyers. For example, I already have an organization. For example, if someone wants to talk to me, first they have to talk to the assistant and she talks to me when I pay. And what do you say to the assistant? Nothing, just that if you want the consultation, you can go to the virtual or whatever, depending on that you charge.

Let's make a case, I have to work in a company, I was fired, with a machine, I lost these two fingers. It was because the machine does not do maintenance. And they fired me, above all, they fired me because I'm no longer useful to them, I can't work anymore. They didn't give me a bonus, they didn't give me anything. I'm left with nothing. I want to sue them, but I don't have money. I have three kids.

My fingers. I have three kids. I want to report them because they screwed up the company. I need to report them, but I don't have money. I have a few savings. What do I do? I want you to... I've been told you're good. How much is that first approach?

It depends. If it's virtual, it's 150,000. If it's face-to-face, 250,000.

Why is face-to-face more expensive? That's why.

And you take it out of your pocket.

That's why.

Because this is worth it.

I give him that. But I only have 500,000. She spent 150,000. I'm not making any money. I can't make any money. I know her, so what?

In that case, if it's viable, you could charge her a percentage of the pay. In that case, if it's viable, if not, then no way. If it's viable, what does it mean?

That in that case, she left money?

Yes, because sometimes you have that accident, you realize you lost lost all three fingers, you lost your entire arm, man.

Yes.

But your employer doesn't have a ass, man.

The company is bankrupt.

Yes, or it's a natural person, but he doesn't have a name, so what's he going to do, man?

You analyze that and say, fuck it, there's nothing.

What a horrible one, right? In fact, come on, I represent you. Don't go to another side, right?

Although three fingers are not worth much, right? Come on, cut another one. Obviously, it's better if he loses his arm or if he kills himself.

Oh no.

Of course, if he kills himself and has more children, if he kills himself and has a wife,

it's better.

It's more money.

No, how are you? The world is very bad. I hope the activity will be great. I hope they take a soul, cut meat. It's going to be something similar. It's going to be great.

But today we are going to camellar. We have to sell chicken. What the hell, man? Dog, it's a chicken, you son of a bitch. You know how to sell it, not swallow it. It's real that I have to get out of here, man. Look out the window. Do justice, that's it.

I'm always worried about the Tijin, man.

No, worry about your health.

Wow, this place, what's up, man?

It's crack.

What's up, dog? I want that dog. No, no, welcome to Crack's. And Camila's leg is like, Crack!

Today we wanted to show you how our process of making chicken begins here. And see what you make.

I asked for a chicken one day.

You asked for a chicken here?

Yes, yes.

So you met them on Instagram, or was it an ad?

It's baked chicken, at the end of the grass. So the man saw an ad and called.

I told him, send me that chicken.

But I want to see how he kills it.

Guys, let's get ready.

We can join up for five of these.

Five plotters.

I had your...

It shows that Craps fulfills all the processes of health.

And of manipulation in the chicken.

Please, Gabo.

I'm holding this, man. I'm going to squeeze a little.

Everything is going to happen. It's dangerous.

What is the strength of that button? Like Spider-Man.

The button. That for me is a gift I think they never wear hats. That's the first order they sent yesterday. They sent me to make those hats and the canvas.

We'll do it.

Chicken in fine herbs. This is elegant. We didn't bring it to any chicken shop. Here are the gloves. Obviously, because no one in Craxia meets all the clothing requirements. We've been working since yesterday. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, ready. One second, excuse me, let me see.

He's losing his mind. He's starting to... The chicken is bad.

The chicken starts to flex his chest. I don't eat a lot of chicken, but I don't see anything weird.

The only weird thing is you.

Ha ha ha, excuse me.

We're going to make a cut in the middle and we're going to start the bottom of the radish. We process more than a thousand chickens a week, so this process can't last one, two, three, or five minutes.

This man is processing about 20 chickens a week.

So, while we're at it, let's see how he's cutting the chickens.

You have to cut 100 chickens that we have here. 100 chickens we're at it, let's see how the chickens are doing. We have to cut 100 chickens here.

100 chickens? We're going to cut them?

Well, I don't know how they're going to do it, but it's fast, my kids.

It's fast, dad. Let's go.

They killed Niel! They killed Niel! No! No! No! They killed Niel! They killed him! They killed Niel! Niel is all open there! Nielo!

The family of the chicken!

Nielo was very young, he didn't hurt anyone!

That one doesn't care, he was hiding.

That one says, that guy was a chicken, that guy was a nero.

Emil has a face that doesn't want to say what else he knows.

That guy doesn't want to open chickens? Yes, daddy, confirm and cooperate. Take off the tail of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break.

I'm going to get a little bit of a break.

I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a the dogs go. The dog is going away.

Sorry.

Do you still use that soap? Yes, but the truth is that I've had sex with a lot of types of meat, but I've never had sex with a chicken.

How long have those chickens been alive?

About 24 hours.

That's a fresh chicken.

That's really fresh.

You're not cutting it all off.

Sorry, Camilo doesn't have any more employees?

I feel so...

Now you should feel like a Uribista.

Now you do.

Now you do feel like a Uribista.

We need some boots to put on the chicken.

Let's see the chickens with boots.

The chicken with the boots on the back.

The chicken with a cartel for a to put those on red. El pollo con un cartel por sapo y huevon.

And how many people do you have? One or two?

One or two people.

People eat a lot of chicken. If you only get 300 a day, and how many chicken restaurants are there in Bogota? No, but hey, it's the best place.

That's for sure.

But here it's cracks.

With the cap like this.

It's because of the bow. I have to put the bow in the...

It's because of the bow.

It's shorter. It's because of the hair.

He has some important problems with women.

It's because of the period.

I'm tired.

You see how I open them?

Now we're going to the next process.

Which is the process of Adobo.

How did you see that about Prisby? Imagine that you find out that in Spain, there are some people who want to take the brand away.

And they are doing it.

What happens is that it can happen. And they tell you, you know, you lost.

Many people will want to do it. Because it is a prosperous business, like Frisbee, a brand so recognized and so loved.

But you have not registered it yet? I'm not a millionaire. I'm not a millionaire. I'm not a millionaire. I'm not a millionaire. I'm not a millionaire.

I'm not a millionaire.

I'm not a millionaire. I'm not a millionaire. There's money, but we're going to give you jewelry. If you want jewelry, better. Ha ha ha ha!

Look, look, here we put the chickens. Look, five.

Put five.

Wait, wait a second.

All the meat.

Look, these are the fine herbs.

Once it's lubricated, you can do whatever you want.

Oh, man!

Everything has its due process.

Bake it. A spoonful for each chicken. Oh! I would have shit my pants. That's it, we're done. Get out of here.

Get out.

I like shit and cows.

We spread it.

He's spreading it.

I'm sorry, I'm eating it. Sorry, I was craving it.

Tell me you were craving it.

But they're degenerates.

Are you brothers?

We're going to put it in the oven and start the cooking process.

What is chicken without potatoes?

Obviously, that's not what we're going to do.

No, people think that's it.

A potato without chicken is like a lawyer without a lawyer. We cut the potatoes by hand. Everything is done by hand here, as artisanal as possible. without a lawyer. I'm going to be a prostitute. Profe, how are you? This is my agent. I'm sorry, but this is another level. I'm going to be a prostitute.

I'm going to be a prostitute.

I'm going to be a prostitute.

I'm going to be a prostitute. You're a prostitute, yes. I also want to be a prostitute. Prove it like this.

Prove it.

But this is more like a gypsy.

I'm sorry to say this, but this is another level.

Really?

Did you cut them with scissors or what?

What?

The ones from Sanchez.

Ah.

You have to put them all in line and then we'll see.

Look at Sanchez with the mouth. It's a little fat, put it to do things.

It's a cook's tape, man.

It's a f***ing tape. It has knife handling. It's a butcher knife, but the size is the same.

The size, how is the size?

Talk about your legs.

I'm going to cut it like a lamb's leg.

He's funny.

No, he's the funny one.

No, he's the one who humiliates us.

No.

Here, they work so many hours,

and you have to have a little sense of humor.

We're talking about labor exploitation.

Watch out.

That's how they call it now.

Everyone knows.

That's how they call the man's slavery. Give me a potato. I We learned that day, son of a bitch. Catch this, catch this. Look at the... Look at the...

Look at the...

I'm going to put it on my leg.

Pick your best potato.

We're going to make a potato reign.

Are you decorating it?

Yes.

This is the best potato.

And eat the potatoes in the oven, so that nothing comes out. I already have my potato. ♪♪ -♪♪ -♪♪ -♪♪

-♪♪ -♪♪

-♪♪ My dad was an artisanal cutter, with a lot of care, with a lawyer or an expert in cutting potatoes. Your dad is a NASA dad.

But, okay, this is the success of a French potato. Why? Because my colleagues left me a little skin. What's the best and most delicious thing about a potato? The little skin. It's an ergonomic potato. It's good for cooking, for boiling, for frying, for frying.

It's the potato that deserves to win. No more words, sir. Well, my potato, besides being uniform in its texture and its aesthetics, it also has a little skin.

You know what? It also has a little skin.

Your dad cut it. I saw that you were the black hand.

No, but that potato was cut by the butcher. The boss's wife should decide that.

If the idea was to make a French potato,

this is the best French potato because it smells ugly. Is They're part day for puta

Me Papa's time Camilo Sánchez. Ah, let's see. You're the potato. That's a lie. I'm a potato. You're very loaded there.

Besides, I fell a hair.

You know, I know.

You come to eat chicken, but not to cut potatoes, because here they steal that kind of competition. What's the name of that dessert, dog?

Miloja de la Casa.

The colotador car sweats cutting a chicken, look. But it's hot here. You're sweating, man. You're the only one sweating. You're going to lose your hat. Who sweats while cutting a potato?

So, we're going to make a dessert for the house, which is a miloja. Let's see who makes the best miloja.

I'm going to give you an instruction,

and now each one will make their miloja.

The idea is to make the miloja without breaking the sheet.

I want to say that before you serve the dish, I could improve that. I just want to say that. Thank you, chef.

Ready.

Does your partner have money?

Yes, dude.

But can your partner talk to you at any time?

No.

He charged him to talk to me.

He charged his partner to talk to you.

If not, he eats shit, son of a bitch.

If his girlfriend comes at night and says,

Oh, something happened to me at work, I'll charge you, bitch. The lawyer put more cream on it, son of a bitch. He thought it was for him. The portions aren't for you, you bastard.

They're for normal people.

It's a milo.

Why are you sweating so much?

You're making me laugh.

Dogs are a work of art, no matter what they say.

He's sweating even the miloja.

This is how you eat it. We present the miloja. An excellent miloja. Look how even it is. It looks nice to the eye. Now imagine how it tastes.

The opposite of my mom's. Because she looks unpleasant to the eye.

But it tastes very good.

Look at the detail on top.

I think I've seen this before.

It's a miloja, yes, complete.

But it's a miloja like any other.

You've never seen anything so ordinary.

The combination of work, putting a business on top, and it comes with the tools. How do you eat it? You'll say, we split it,

it fits perfectly. Open it.

That miloja is not very appetizing.

No, Sachi.

It's very pale. Mine is something casual, something simple,

but something very well done, above all.

And this one.

It's a miloja perfectly done, just like the teacher taught us.

Three layers, three.

And the last one in the team, a bath of salsa. What did you do, Nicolás?

This is called the two milojas, because it has more colors.

That was a market.

It's a tradition from 20 years ago, it's a recipe from my grandfather.

He was only diabetic, right?

It's the end of the world, the end of the world.

She is Mercy, she does all the wars, she does everything. She is the one.

You are a child.

Oh, I didn't see that.

No!

Justice was served at the end.

So the last process is to take the chicken out of the oven. Yes. The last process is to take the chicken out of the oven and place it on the grill. Then we'll take the chicken out of the oven and place it on the grill. Then we'll serve it. Each one takes a chicken out of the oven and puts it on the grill with the skin facing down.

Ready?

Oh, motherfucker!

Fuck, man!

But I'm going to have to do it again.

Oh, man, I'm going to get mad. No, the, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm going to be a real plaza pirouette. Don't throw me. Be careful, manito.

Oops.

Let's see what this pirouette does.

We're going to look at the lawyer

putting cream on the police.

Look, look. How easy it was for them.

But if I don't see the guy,

I'm going to be a chicken.

Three pieces, the first one. Oh, wow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. The secret is the love you put in it. Look at that chicken. Oh, that's a chicken. This is a chicken, this is a chicken.

You have a chicken, you can eat it, you can plant it.

Hard, dad. It's hot.

Hard, pretty dad.

Like this.

But this one threw the wing, I cut the best part. I don't know, but go ask him to fix his wrist. No, go ask him to run marathons in a thong.

And that's it. I think the one who's going to be good at sports is going to be the lawyer.

He shaved it all off.

I don't know, chicken.

No, that's chicken cut. That's for the dog, right?

Ready, dad.

Chicken is coming out.

Of course.

Good, and this one? I'm going to kill you. What the fuck? Oh!

I told you to put it on a plate.

Don't cook what you're doing.

Shut up! Shut up! I told you to put it on a plate. Don't laugh.

Fuck you.

What did he do? The sausage is good.

It's for the chimichurri. The chimichurri with chicken.

The chimichurri with chicken Chimichurri with chicken, you bastard You're inept

You're out of your mind

That guy understood him

No, not even shit

No, let him fall

Go, go, go

The lawyer said that he didn't have any idea

But he did vote for a prisoner He voted for a prisoner I thought he had eaten it.

No, no, but...

He was eating the chicken and in the end he threw a prey.

But if he was a good lawyer, why did he let go of the prey?

No!

No, that son of a bitch, what did he do? Papi, that chimichurri is not ice cream. Take that away, quick!

We can have lunch here later, it looks delicious, but I don't want any chicken we've touched.

Camil, if I add a little of this...

The rest, don't even ask for it.

This doesn't fix his life.

But this is a chicken that's prepared for everything.

It's very thin, and it's smeared with such horrible press. What a shit of prey! It's shit! You're going to want to eat something. I've never seen such an ugly prey since the Epa Colombia. Which one is the best and which one is the softest?

This one is the most spicy.

No, I made this one.

This one is the dark one.

I swear!

Of course, the dark one.

Bye, the Ker. Bye. I'm a pirouette, I'm not a prisoner.

Hey, the chicken is really good.

Look, a chicken like that is worth it. Look, a chicken for 60 bucks.

60?

60 bucks.

But what does the chicken come with?

One?

No, I'm kidding to talk to the secretary of the chicken

the lawyer

what are you doing there?

let's go dog

first you have to pay him

before you talk

let's see

hey hey

stop it stop it Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. I'm gonna go get some more. Bim bam boom! Bim bam boom!

How was it, Nico?

I was thinking, we're going to eat something.

You only think about eating, right?

Eat and sleep.

And make money, man. So we don't get up.

Get the money out of the houses. What famous house in the world has caught your attention? What's your favorite house? My favorite case? Of both OJ Simpson, I don't know, of all the ones in the world, of those that I have

seen in closed cases and that.

The one with Frisbee, I thought it was crazy, that they had stolen the brand, a Colombian

company, a multitude of brands.

Such a big coincidence. Hey, but what would you do?

What is the solution?

Who is to blame? Frisbee has the agreement with Cannes. The Latin American countries are allies and among them, those registered brands are recognized. But obviously that doesn't affect Spain. So that's a problem, man. You have to register your brand everywhere, man. In all countries, in all continents.

And that's very expensive. I mean, if you're starting with a business, then it's easy.

But it's just that they're... I'm gonna get a lot of people who call the jail innocent. That's a big deal, right? I'm reading a book called... People in jail grow up, let's say.

It's called Innocent.

100 years of loneliness in jail.

New rich, new prisoner.

Jump, jump out of the car. Let's stop talking here, my dude is already mad. What did you say, dude? The cab is driving really well. I got a lot of water coming with a customer. Oh, yeah, but all kinds of money and everything we're just a little more you can't know not a big area. What do you want to do?

That's a big deal.

I just can't get it.

So I can't even do it.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. It can be innocent or guilty, but the important thing is what you managed to show in a process. But then they are saying that Uribe could be innocent.

Aaaaaah!

I get embarrassed with the cucho because the cucho sometimes just sells a cow.

Yes, I have cows, I have one or two.

I don't know what life is, buy a skinny cow, put a few kilos in it and sell it to sell it cheap. Sell it cheap because of the horses. When I manage to make a little Vendelmarco, that gives me the expenses, I am happy.

Sometimes I get a little Vendelmarco.

Are they going to get money from him? Or is he going to be like the culprit for all his life? Who? Who? No, but he has to appeal. He has to appeal to... I'm going to court. I'm going to court. I'm going to court. I'm going to court. I'm going to court. I'm going to court.

I'm going to court.

I'm going to court.

I'm going to court. It's a persecution of the left. But even Petro went to the Inter-American Court of Justice. They are looking for a higher status. Meanwhile, they are taking out everything. And then who do you talk to?

With Jesus?

With God. With God himself.

But for example, in the case of Petro, it was interesting. In that case, they changed the whole disciplinary system. They take the case to God and God. Oh no, dog, no. Change the bible. Change the bible. But it's so good buying witnesses that change the bible. Hey, don't reform the bible.

That's it, politicians. All of them.

What a stupid world, you know? What is the solution that you give to the country, for example?

No more Coca-Cola in La Higa.

No, I think a lot of public institutions have be shut down and get rid of all those people. Like which ones? Almost all of them, like the women's secretariat, the Ministry of Equality, the Developmental Secretariat, all of them are shit. You're an oppressor. To all the girls, to all the purple girls.

You, you, you.

You have to get rid of that one. And what? I have been told that there is an excess of public contracts. I mean, people who are working for the state and they don't do a shit.

I worked 10 years for the state and I don't do a shit.

Yes, but you're right.

Yes, I was a union president.

Oh no.

I'm a right-wing party, I was a union president, but I didn't do a shit.

Can I add something to Nicolas? We have very different ways of thinking and proceeding. I like that this motherfucker is honest. Yeah, even if it's a little rough and all, but he's honest. Yes, he doesn't put on makeup, his way of thinking, nothing. I feel that lawyers also learn to tell the truth, right?

I like that, at least people who are young tell me, well, yes, I am like that, I think like this, I eat like this You're like this, you're like that, and what? Like other burgers

Sir, I haven't peed in a year

Ok, enlarge my potatoes, enlarge them

The pirate says, yes, I brought the miloja, and what? What dream does Nicolás have right now? What is his dream?

To have a signature that can become the biggest in Colombia or even internationally

Which is the biggest in the world?

Right now, PricewaterhouseCoopers, possibly, or Eloy

What's your company called?

Calderon Galindo Abogado

No, man, you're going to eat the shit you threw at Eloy

Price, if it doesn't work for you, you can ride a mountain bike So if you grab something like this, you can say Merengones and milhojas, Calderon

But selling dough I put a name in English for that shit And I don't think it's sold that much Between people from Colombia, putting a name like that

What do you think about that, dude?

Yeah, dude, Calderon, Galindo

That could be a mountain, that could be... A hardware store. That could be... A place that changes bulbs and installations. Is that where they put cameras?

Calderon Galindo Security.

Calderon Galindo, yeah, that could be. Hey, sir, we did a poll so people could ask you questions, so you could answer them. respond Asia Since But

Version It's

The I was like, no, no, no, what's the truth? And he sent me and I put my finger in it. All this, all this, and I put it in. And I can send it there. But did you enjoy it or not?

I enjoyed it, but I didn't want to.

Any introduction, if you are a homosexual.

You clean the tail up or down?

Down.

He says it, he says it, to the right. To the right. You have a shitty ass Dear short, triple trap son of a bitch Oh no, Alubierre I just got accused of bribing witnesses

Oh, Alubierre

Asking everywhere

I don't have money, I just sold a cow That guy is a lot of fun

Like, no, let's make a cow, let's make a cow and help the cuck

But people have already done that, remember the cow on the street? When the man got burned, they made a cow out of that man. He's a multimillionaire lawyer, man. The referees are classified by AB and C, that is, the category according to the amount of money they earn. An referee is like a private judge, right?

And that man is categorized, I've had cases worth over 400 million pesos. People making a cow for the man. If people had a case and it was up to the man, I'd say, No, I don't have money, it's not worth it. But a cow to help me? Now, poor thing, help me with whatever you can. What do you enjoy the most about being a lawyer?

And what bothers you the most?

What I enjoy the most? The money. No, no, no. I think it's funny, it's exciting. I do feel that there is a lot of adrenaline. But what I don't like is when there are clients who are like rats, they don't want to steal. It has happened to me, man. Yes? Keep in mind that with the money they pay the man, because for whatever reason they couldn't

pay him, so they pay the man. I try not to mess with those people, they dance, because that's a dance, but poor people are usually more manly. The more poor, the more manly.

The poor people are also very manly.

Also, also.

Most people who became rich, became rich with tricks, man.

But not all of them. How many tricks did you do, man? To fill the Moist?

But most of them, I said, no, obviously, but not all of them, not all the poor people. Between you two, between you two, you understand.

They are very nice.

And the other one is very flirtatious.

Do you want to see someone with money?

Andrea, I want to introduce you to Andrea.

Hello.

How are you?

I'm here to see her because I love chubis. Chubis? No, we brought a lawyer. I love it, I love it. What are you going to do with that right hand? The right hand only in politics or the curve of the verga also has the right?

I've never seen anyone with the verga to the right.

I have it to the left. To the left?

I am more of a democratic center. No, hacia la izquierda. ¿Hacia la izquierda? Yo soy más bien centrodemocrata. ¡Ja, ja, ja!

Jogado dice yo soy pobre y no tengo cómo pagarle el caso. O sea, yo sí tengo cómo, pero no...

¿Con cookie credit?

No, no... ¡Ay, jogado!

¡Ja, ja, ja!

¡Ay, cómo me quito la palabra! Yo le quito esto...

¡Ja, ja, ja! I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it.

I'm going to have to do it.

I'm going to No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I have to tell him. No, kill me, kill me. Kill me, kill me. Kill me, but first a hamburger.

Ah.

Well, if you tell him that you're going to give him zero cases, there's no profit in the way, but he's going to give you a lot of recognition, you understand me? It's just a little thing that he has a problem with his company. I'm gonna have to get him in. But I'm gonna be recognized anyway. But the VHS, man.

Just a little bit of VHS. Not a lot of VHS. I just got it. It's been a long time. A little bit of VHS, man. But it's gonna have so many places that...

You can treat it. Nowadays you can treat the VHS. But the VHS would fit him really well, man. Yeah, he'll get a tan.

I'll get a tan. I'll wait for the lawyer.

What diet do you do?

No, I don't do B.H.

In the morning, you wake up and you're on B.H. And the old lady is like

Do you recommend B.H. on breakfast?

I congratulate him, he's 28.

With a few mountains. With a few mountains.

With a few mountains.

And he takes them everywhere.

Yes, obviously.

He has them everywhere.

Man, at 28 years old and already with his meringue stand.

Damn, man.

Pedro, thank you for accepting the invitation. No, man, really.

And you know, one poor guy after another, when you...

I don't know, like...

He doesn't like poor people, He forgot he was poor too. Defend one poor guy, when you see potential. When you say, I can get some money out of this. But the man should also get some money out of it. And Emil says, but there are too many comedians.

Too many comedians.

I fucked up.

And maybe I left a little bit No, I'm going to touch the dog A little bit

But I touched it well

Touch wood

Nice to meet you, dad

Nice to meet you

We'll catch you later

You're going to touch it, right?

Yes, yes

Wait, let's take the dumbbell Look at that dumbbell

You know that with Nico you will lose all the weight. Bye.

Bye Nico.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Fat son of a bitch. Harryista. Classy.

I'm going to throw this.

It's cool to see the point of view of someone like that.

Of a beast.

It's weird because I felt that you were... I put up with it, if I tell you the truth I put up with it, if I tell you more than one thing I get into a fight and I throw the whole episode

right now the last one, I'm trying to amuse the attention with a smile, I hear and I laugh

I can start

fighting here I feel that talking about politics is always going to be uncomfortable.

I think very differently from Nicolás, more than anything, because people think like that. Because that's the reality of many people. I think like that, and bad. I have a lot of empathy with people and their needs, but there are a lot of people who are like that.

I feel worse that this type of people,

because of the world they live in, but that world is a jungle. Okay. foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign No, it's just that, look, the one who is a son of a bitch is a son of a bitch and he is always going to look for excuses to be a son of a bitch. So if you... If he goes out trying to be a son of a bitch...

He's going to get mad.

But you know what happens to me, which I also think is because... Well, the guy is not a bad person or anything and everything is fine.

If the way the guy grew up, but we are two human beings that inhabit the same world We can't kill each other here I was going to say that too I try to understand a little bit how you think and you should try to understand a little bit how I think And in that, the world becomes a little more tolerable for everyone But that guy should stop covering so much bullshit a little more tolerable for everyone but that barica if you should cover that what everyone agrees on is that he is fat

but I don't know what to think when for example Armandir released that comment and that poor people are hairy

I was like, if the rich are not hairy, how many rich people are not rich on the tip of the hand, the change was good there, so right hook

today the female power won.

Today sensuality won.

How was the photo?

How was it?

Take it! I have a lot of demands, I have to play every 2 or 3 games.

I gave my dad a card.

Click. Click. Ah!