Por La Ventana Podcast EN AUSTRALIA #110 "EL MUECO" 🦷❌

Ask her here

Excuse me, is there a restroom please?

Level 1

Oh man, this is so hard

I feel like shitting

Oh man, look at the camera

Oh man, you guys are so cool

Everything is fine, Cami Yeah, I know

Oh look, there's more Go back, go back Go back, go back, go back. Go back, go back.

Oh, shit.

No. I uh Is I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one. I'm gonna get you a new one.

I'm gonna get you a new one. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. I'm a cultural No, but if you have to choose a city Melbourne or Sydney which boy with Melbourne

Yes, because I saw my cousin

Yes

It has something that the first one of the glasses that is She came to be cleaner cleaner of chimboñero

I don't have a guy who has been clean I said cleaner cleaner the team

No, no, no

You

Know a sequel El rol que cumple la de honor pero pues soy yo con claro más culo que las de las damas de honores chicas perdón I mean, the role that the Lady of Honor played, but now it's me. Sure, cooler than the Lady of Honor. Girls, I'm sorry, but I still have them.

I'm kidding.

But Melbourne is beautiful too, right? Melbourne is very cool. But it's a different energy from Sydney.

I think I like Sydney better.

I like Sydney better. But Sydney is more luxurious, everything is perfect. It's so elegant.

I breathe more peace in Sydney. Melbourne is a bit more chaotic, but that's cool too. I think I'm going to be a cleaner in Sydney.

A wallet cleaner.

Wallet cleaner.

Who lent you this car?

I bought it.

Can you imagine? You told me to invest, so I'm a carterista! Who lent you this car? I bought it. Can you imagine? You told me to invest, so I'm investing. Camil, the bad magician, came to this show. He's early. He married Gaby. The bad magician?

The bad guy and the worm. He married Gaby.

They have a family of five.

We have five kids? You have a kid with Gabriela?

Listen, Pedro, listen. I have five, right?

Pedro already has five. Obviously, none of them are his.

No, I'm kidding.

None of them are mine?

No, I'm kidding.

No, no, no, all of them are his. Pedro's family is perfect. They have an apartment in Barcelona. But the bad guy comes and says, Hey, dog, I'm back with the real deal. No, why? Your wife's health, man.

I'm a woman, bro.

And two of your kids, you know?

Two kids?

But they're your favorites. The other three, they don't like comedy, they're lazy, just like Mir, you know? No, not like Mir, not like Mir! But I can leave him, how like this, dog. I'm gonna call my mom and tell her you're okay. I'm gonna call her. But the only thing I'm gonna ask you is... Every time you tell a joke...

It's in red, Camil.

I'm gonna give it to you.

Dog, you have to eat that chocolate.

Because it's watery.

I got it in red, man.

You're a kid, man. Every time you tell a joke, you're going to forget a little bit of it.

You're going to progressively lose your memory.

Oh, no, I don't mess with my memory, man.

Not every joke, every show.

But I'm going to forget what kind of things.

But all kinds of memories. Memories of childhood, memories of every show.

But do they erase at random or do they erase from the farthest, like from here? I'm going to go this way. If I do something wrong, he'll say it first. No, he's not going to say it. He likes it worse.

But that's already happening to him.

What?

Where am I?

What the fuck am I doing?

What am I doing driving on the left?

What am I doing with this page?

Look, look.

It's very beautiful.

Look, this is what I told you, is for sugar. See no In a second. I see no much grand Australia

In Peru

Yet, I'm gonna Tina can you put a yellow Person catch on reverse a sor chocolate. You know I like mister Who's better? Well, it is a weeper step it also yeah, I got a Pasha, sorry

It's new can you call me?

The postman is to ya, but don't know

What's my you can't eat I use a scale and would use a little miss a grad

You can be a little more I think memory is something very sacred. I prefer memory, that it goes away. I think that by then you already have five children. Your children become your life, but your partner becomes your being.

They say that these are the two hardest losses of a human being. A child or a partner. They are the people who are not programmed for you to leave, if you know what I mean.

Choose me, choose me. Choose me, because I don't know how to go.

Memory or family? I choose the shows. I can do 3 or 4 more shows and that's it. Ok, let's do your last tour.

It's the last 5 shows.

Yes, do it.

And the last show, you're done.

No, but you said it was a little more, you son of a bitch. But you're saying you're going to leave all the memories until the last show. I I'm going to lose all my memory and then my wife won't be with me or anything. Every time a woman comes in, she throws herself. The worst enemy of a woman is that she has a doll that looks like her while she drives. Lesbians, lesbians, between them, throwing themselves.

Look at her, look at Sánchez.

Welcome to Fox News.

No.

In Hawaii.

What the hell, I'm going to meet other cultures. What's up? When we arrived in Auckland, which is the airport in New Zealand, I had never seen a person in person, I mean, from that region of the world. Of course.

That has some physical characteristics, like, I was looking at the person who received the suitcases.

Like, I was looking at her,

I was impressed, like, detailing her, but dog, fold, fold, you know? I No, you can say it more clearly, a boy. Of course, a boy, I've never seen a Latino before. But I was getting bored of him being so perfect. Australia? He's perfect, he's cute, he's a genius.

But Melbourne is a little less perfect than Sydney.

I feel like it is.

Yes, I agree.

I think that's why I like it a little more. That's why I like Sydney more. Sydney is all this and that. But here you see more crazy people, or a dirty alley.

Hey, more crazy people over there.

No, sorry, you Indians are not sons of...

When I run, I feel like I'm happy, but I'm not.

It was horrible, it was horrible.

But today there are people who are really bad at this

Yeah?

You are used to it To listen and learn English as a learning method

Hi, I'm Tom You're Lucy Tom and Lucy are friends

You know, it's like an English

I get down, I get down.

I didn't understand what he was saying.

Was she crazy?

And I was like... No, no English.

Did you see that?

She said...

A fat girl, a real fat girl.

I'm afraid of fat girls.

Right now, a fat crazy girl.

But you know, I introduce myself. I crossed my fingers, but... Right now, a fat crazy woman, almost... But you know, those people who say, Good afternoon, let me introduce myself, I'm Este, and I just killed my father. But the same thing happens with the guys from another language, they must have the same cadence, the same...

The one who approached me, Perro Zapiro, I don't know what he told me, but Zapiro wasn't aware of it. One eye was like this. And I was like...

He was trying to speak calmly with a crazy girl. We're almost there.

Do you want to go around or do we go one by one?

I think we go one by one.

I don't have much information about the guest. I know he's Colombian. A Colombian who was a surfer until he got here. I Where are you from? Where are we from? We'll have an Asian drink, right? Yeah, an Asian drink, but a funny one, right? Yeah.

They're waiting for us.

Hello, hello! We're stronger now.

So, what's up?

Fuck, get him. Jota, calm down! Watch out! Jota is still hitting! What's wrong with you, Rat?

We don't understand what's going on! Oh, dog! That black guy is not easy!

He hit the bell like Jota did!

He hit him in the face!

The real one!

Pim, pam, pum!

Jota hit him in the face!

The real one

Pim pam pum

But did he knock him out or did he beat him? No, the asshole retired, but I thought it was very fair Because if the black one is like that, the other one is a whore But look at me I put up with him for the three rounds So are you a man or what?

Well, more or less Tell those sons of bitches that I'll be back and I'll stop I I'm going to do a Lagua Maja Wow wow I'm going to do a Lagua Maja and you're going to do a tapiro

I'm depressed and you guys are making me do a Lagua Maja

I'm going to die

You're going to get depressed

He's using a lot of depression I'm going to get down

He's going to get down on his knees

Welcome to the window, what are you waiting for?

I'm practicing the magic of the car?

That's the one who didn't hear the car.

Oh yeah? Thanks for the energy. The car is on zero.

Don't leave the recording, bro.

What's up? How are you? How are you, my brother? Let's go, let's go. This guy is very tired.

See you, thanks.

What's your name? Marlon.

He says he has a very big ass.

Marlito, welcome to the window.

Thanks, my brother. It's a dream to have you here.

Well, Marlon, there's a magician...

There's Marlon Mar.

Well, I'm not going to mess with your ass, but the rest, whatever you want.

I prefer a pee.

Yes, yes. I prefer a clean pee Not fingers I prefer 3 pees

Not a single finger

What do you do Marlon? I am a cleaner I never worked as a cleaner No? You are one of the few Colombians I have cleaned shit but I have never worked as a cleaner I am a construction manager

You are a construction manager? You are like a you represent the construction workers? No. No, I mean... The Pirogo is a talent hunter. He stops in the middle of the work to see who does it best.

How long has Don Jose been using that hammer?

Don Jose?

Don Jose?

No, I learned it a little bit.

He does it very well.

He does a booking for Don Jose. videos

Come on

You're a whole lot of

Contra Was he is a composure I'm going to come on to a Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler construction Tyler? Tyler What's the name of Tyler? You called him Tyler? I was Tyler The company is a company from Airbnb and construction, they have a construction company

And I started working with them as a Tyler and as a carver And after this I started working with the whole thing of plaster, plaster, painting, making kitchens Stucke... Oh yeah

Plaster

Stuckeating

Making kitchens and everything you have to do with construction Making kitchens... Oh yeah and everything that has to do with the reconstruction Armacoasirne When I arrived they didn't speak English either How long did you stay here? 3 years And how did you get used to the language?

I got to work here in Melbourne I started with them and after 3 months I crashed the cars of the company But the cars? How did you crash several? They crashed a car that they rented to the cleaners months more or less I crashed the cars of the company. Ah yes, but the cars? Yes, my friend. How did you crash several?

Well, they crashed a car that they rented to the cleaners. A toad, it happened to me, it was a toad because I did not have to be moving the cars. A man who also worked with us from Bucaramanga told me to help him move the car and he put the trailer with the truck. I Can't carry On the

Line

Oh For support You know marika you're my Fee you know I push the car I didn't know how to tell him that the car had crashed And the guy was like, no you mother fucker Yeah, yeah, yeah, he screwed it up But it was ugly, man

The boss is Colombian, his wife And with that, the situation And nothing, to pay the cars, man No, and how much? 10,000 dollars, what I had done in the three months That was paid for the car

That was totally lost because... But it crashed! No, not so much!

Oh, it crashed!

What happens is that here, if you bend the chassis a little bit... The vertebrae of a child...

If you fracture a little bit the cervical of a minor child...

The crazy thing is...

And I paid for their car, then the the lawsuit was with the car of a lady because the car that received the least damage and they were the ones who wanted to charge me the most that they wanted to charge me the car completely Australian? Australian yes, an Australian man, very firm because they were only like $700 the damage I explained my situation, to pity because that's what gives money

I'm from Sanchez

then I told the man Let's crash this truck Let's see if Let's see if with pity

I explained the situation to the man No, no money, no papers And the man said, no, I'll pass it The driver said, look, there's a new bad guy And he passed it for their car insurance Very good people

But the old lady She said, I she still charged me $6,300 to get the car.

Oh, that's worth it, dog, you're looking for it.

I got in my car, I told her I had my lawyers, I didn't know shit, I didn't speak English or anything, just by message. My lawyers say that I don't have...

I have my avocados.

Avocados I sat at the table with 3 avocados

The 3 avocados with tie and everything

No, but I win the case The avocados are horrible

They are a buffet of avocados

But he won the trial because the 3 were refepas

And then they reduced the...

No, well, that was in 2023 And all that went until 2024. The process took a long time and they threatened to take me to court. So I said, no, we're going to court and my mechanic, I also told him I had a mechanic, my mechanic says that it costs $1,000 and then I looked for a Colombian mechanic here and he did me the favor of doing the...

Like this?

Like a... what do you call that shit? I forgot the words in Spanish already.

Disgusting!

The real deal! I forgot a tooth here, I didn't need anything. I forgot two.

I forgot two since I was a kid. It wasn't one, it was five. I feel very identified with you guys

I have my teeth in him

look at those beautiful smiles

that we all have

look

but Diaz has a good smile look at him

I'm the only one who's like

like a little kid no, no, no we're good I feel very identified with you guys No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. I've been consuming Emperic for 14 years, I started with 13 years of marijuana, and I stopped with 14 years of weed. I left home at 14.

Did you consume a lot? Yes, I did. 2.5 to 5 grams a day. I had 2 bags of 2.5 grams and I was done. But you were so young? Yes, I was so young.

That makes you perform better, right? Yes, of course, man. It makes you more active. I never liked marihuana because it's all chonchos and all stupid. But the perico is active. I've always been an active man.

That takes away the hunger, right? Yes, man. It gives you a lot of C. I don't know about Perico, but it's a beast. I haven't tried Perico with avocado. In Bali, they make Perico with avocado. Coffee with milk and avocado. You have to go to Bali, you have to know Bali. Bali is where? It's here in Indonesia.

There was a girl who lived in Bali and wanted us to go. She had dreams about Sanchez. And I was like, why?

She told me, I have dreams dreams with your friend Sánchez. He's got crazy people all over the world.

You need to smile.

I thought I'd leave the treatment there. So you don't go to hell.

I asked Jambari for a picture of the smile. He said, talk to me!

Listen to Emir, listen to another Emir.

I felt identified. I I I'm gonna get my ass kicked. I thought you were gonna fall off the car. I thought you were gonna fall off the car. What we just passed by are the toll booths. Oh, what's that? These are the toll booths. I thought that was it. How does this work?

This country is crazy.

They're all happy, but...

It's crazy. It's crazy. It was really hard at first. cried alone for a year and a half did you cry here sometime? yes, I slept in the car yes, I had to sleep in the car

not a lot, it was like 3 days how much did we sleep? oh no, I'm in the... we all slept together, taking care of each other sleeping alone and here with the winter

we took care of We were like men.

We were like men.

What's up, Pacitona?

For example, when I arrived, all this didn't exist. All these bridges, less than three years, and we're here.

And Petro is doing it well.

Petro is doing bridges in Melbourne.

Fighting each other over that fucking idea Petro is doing it right. He's doing the campaign for Petro Austral. This is the human Colombia. It's all Petro. You can see the change. This is the human Australia. Petro is doing it right.

We fought so much for him to get to know us. But Petro has done good things. I don't know. I really misunderstood the country. Don't say what you don't know, I really don't know, I really didn't understand the country Oh well, you don't speak what you don't know I really didn't understand the country because every time I went to the social media or some shit

Fuck, bombs in Cali, seeing all that violence that really hit my family, it didn't hit me, thank God That the country is going back to that again, 20, 30 years ago But it's not that it's coming back, it's never left those Colombian cities But you didn't see each other How long ago did you not see each other? In a main city Like the ones in Cuba Did you live that time?

No, I didn't I'm 29 years old You're older

But it's because of the teeth

Did you think about going back to Colombia? Yes, of course What was the day you said, I conquered Australia, now I can do it When my wife arrived When my wife arrived in my... My palparyo

I'm without a body, I'm without a ring

When she arrived She threw it away

Give it to me, give it to me, right now

Take care of it, man Because you know what?

I'm saving to kill you, man. Because you know what? I've been saving your life, man. When my wife and daughter arrived, I said, no, stop it, man. And we settled down here. Come, you can close the window, Camil. It's difficult, I have them locked up.

Because of the girl?

But you were already married in Colombia. Yes, I've been with her for eight years. And before I came, we did all of that for signing up for the notary. You've taught me a lot of things, Nero.

You've even had to fight for it.

Yes, Nero. That's why I feel so identified with you, Papito. The beach, wherever it is. I don't know why I've activated it, and you know what, Piro? I'm going to put it on black salmon. You're going to make a dental design Something you've never done before

We're going to use dental wax to show you how it's done

But you're a cowgirl

It's a motorcycle chain A Colombian girl, Latina on the outside, and we're going to work in a restaurant

That's it

Get in the parking lot Where is this guy going? To the reverse I think that left one gives me the wrong perspective I got in the wrong way I got in the wrong way Old lady, it had to be

I'll send you another one

The teeth of the guy who... Let's do it, it's crazy He erased your smile This is the guy who... Let's do it, let's do it. You erased the smile.

This is the guy who...

You erased the smile.

I'm too close, Kami.

Yes, you have to get it out. You have to get your ass in more.

Do it, do it, they're giving you space. I think they thought you were going to... I thought I was going to get out.

Like this?

You have to hit more, Cami.

More?

Yes, dog.

I'm going to hit him.

I'm going to hit him.

I'm going to hit him, Cami.

Be careful.

No. Okay, wait.

Let's do something.

You park, instead of your son of a bitch, Carlos.

You park, instead of your's space, there's space.

You, you, you did it.

The owner of the car and look what he's doing. Look at the tire. That's a beast.

What if we take a picture of them?

Me?

Hi.

This is crazy.

Bye.

Congratulations.

See you.

See you. See you later. Nice to Have a good one. See you. See you.

See you later. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I don't want to go. Oh, the stationaries.

Always with me, Camilo.

Always with me.

Hi, hi. Good provecho.

Good provecho.

Hello, how are you? Good, how are you?

Very good. Introduce the team to the boys. How are you? What's your name?

Rebecca.

Hi, Rebecca. How are you? This is your place. You look very pretty. Congratulations.

What are we going to do today, Rebecca?

Look, we're going to cook a couple of things. From snails to jumped loin.

Oh, we're going to cook? What do you do when you emigrate? We do the process of emigration. One day, he's like a migrant.

And he throws something at her. She runs away.

I put a mini skirt on her.

She puts her ass out there.

I think we're going to have a few appetizers.

Gelandshaders. Gelandshading.

For me, please.

I'll leave you a dress for that princess. But it's all good.

All this here.

Ha!

This one.

Come on, come on.

¿Cómo estás? ¿Todo bien o qué? Oigan, nosotros le teníamos una propuesta. Nos gustaría prepararnos nuestros platos entre nosotros, ¿no?

¿Qué le gusta comer?

Arepita, arepita colombiana. Listo, entonces vamos a ir cuidado. Emir va a ser el plato de mi socio. de taquitos. El dice que yo quiero poder comer. Yo quiero poder morder. Yo quiero una carne blandita.

A mi una carne licuada.

Yo le hago tacos a usted.

Yo le hago lomo a usted.

Usted hace el lomo salteado para mi. Le hago su arepa. Yo le hago a usted. Si es que yo se lo hago a usted, usted se lo hace a él. I want a salmon with rice and eggs. How? I don't know, daddy. No, you can do it. The problem is that there is no salmon. No, there is no salmon.

No, you have salmon.

Well, I want rice with tuna and a salad with eggs.

How? I don't know, daddy.

I want a changua.

You can do it, daddy.

You can do it. Put it like this. No, no, no. They're not there. The neighborhood supports me. The neighborhood supports me. Eyes on my back. The knives here mean that my neighborhood supports me.

The knives here...

Oh, I almost hit you.

And watch out with those knives.

What's that? A banana?

Banana and tuna. But there are other things in the trash. We've just completed it. I'm really hot.

But if I don't have dirty clothes, I'll just scratch my tail a little bit.

For all the people without teeth.

My lawyers.

First, you put a little wash on it.

What do I do?

Here on the iron, you put a little bit of oil,

you put salt, pepper, and then you put a wash on it Right now chef!

What do I do? You put salt, pepper, paprika, a little bit of everything All the meat?

I never deserved it!

I never deserved you Sophie! I love you Sophie!

Sophie!

Let's add the fat of the cheese Oh my god! That reminds me of something

Wait, I'll help you Come on! We're gonna have to wait for the next couple of days.

We're gonna have to wait for the next couple of days. We're gonna have to wait for the next couple of days. We're gonna have to wait for the next couple of days. We're gonna have to wait for the next couple of days. You're the one who's in charge of the knives. I've been telling him for two years. Salt, pepper. That's how you make him cry.

What's the paprika?

The red one.

Chef, how long have you been here in Australia? I've been here for more than three years. And how long have you been here in the kitchen? I'm one of the founders of the restaurant. We received the contract for an Asian restaurant. Look at this.

It's full of mice. It was an Asian kitchen before.

There's still a dog hanging there.

What kind of beef is this? It's tenderloin. Tenderloin. Show me what the meat has in here. Mrs. Terlendon. Here she is.

She's not a homophobe, she's Terlendon.

And the rice?

You're a fag, man.

And the rice?

Papi, the rice is ready.

The rice is ready.

Do you want some onions? I'm not good with my teeth. I'm not good with my teeth. As it's a day as an immigrant, I left the meat roasting. I'm going to my other job and I'm already flipping the meat. I'm going to have a decliner here at a hotel, I'm going to come back and flip the meat. I'm going to my other job, which is Uber, I'm going to come back and flip the meat. This way.

I already have it clear, I I have it very clear, Papa. What is it? We have cooked since we were skinny until we became fat,

then again skinny, we will cook in the Averno.

Oh, how bad you are.

We have jumped it in the Averno, look.

Sanchez, I found my teeth, I found my teeth, look. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. I'm going to make a potato salad. Oh! Delicious. You're getting it in, right? I tried not to cry on top of my loin.

I'm tired.

I'm tired of being a migrant.

I've been a migrant for an hour. I'm from Australia, even from Alaska or whatever.

Ready, chef.

What's next, chef?

Papi, you're in the loin.

The potatoes?

The potatoes are ready, chef. I'm tired, I'm going half a plate. How many plates do you get in a day? On Saturday and Sunday is where we have the most.

We have around 100, because we manage a web platform.

More than 100 plates in a day. But what they eat the most for us is to take off my coat.

The more time it takes them to deliver the order.

Especially when the Colombian sees it.

When the Colombian is a very quick one.

They take it badly. This is the most... And when the Colombian sees it... When the Colombian sees it, he's like... He's like... They're taking it to the wrong side.

The water is here.

The potatoes are ready, the onion is ready,

the tomato, the meat, the teeth are missing.

All the meat.

I don't understand. It's really hot here. It's really hot, right? It's really hot. the You don't deserve this meat, man. You can use a knife and a razor.

I've never... Have you ever opened a bottle of... I've never opened a...

I don't know, man. It's a tit.

At least I got a beer.

I'm done, man. They don't exist. They don't exist.

The teeth of the guy. Eat the best ceviche. The best ceviche. That guy has a great presentation.

You know what? I'm not going to leave you here.

I'm here for Masterchef.

This is my food.

It's hot.

You want to work, Piro.

Chef, that girl is very slow.

Please, never let me go to the shows. I couldn't live without working. Keep supporting me, please, Camisánchez. I'm working very hard. This Piro is my make-up artist. I can see, dad, that he's a swashbuckler.

This Piro is going to show you what a swag is. I'm going to show you how to bathe.

I'm going to show you how to do it.

I'm going to show you how to do it.

If you don't work, you can't come in.

I'm going to bite the lesbians.

I came to Australia for a dream.

I'm going to bite the lesbians.

The dishes are here. I want to see them here, guys.

I can take this, it's for my father.

No, take this. Well, each one in front of their plates. Come on, Emil. According to the performance and the dishes you saw, how do I say it? What is the dish that you say deserves to win?

I'll do it for Emil. I won't tell you. I'll do it for myself. No, no, no. No, wait. Look, look, I put that in the sauce. No, no. He put lettuce in the sauce.

No, man. In that presentation, man. He put his finger in it to clean it.

Envy is a very...

That egg has an, bro. Prisoners?

They're a pair.

You said that won, no. That dog, because it's jealous.

They're the most shit there is.

It wants to shine.

Nare, Papiro.

The disabled are jealous.

Look at that one with two legs. That's ugly. Look at that one with teeth.

And that one with papers. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have to Dalmajoy Street. Hopkins Street, you said? To the fucking street. We're all going to be in a house.

The fucking street.

This guy drives like a woman. I drive straight ahead.

I'm short.

I'm short, but I like to drive more relaxed.

More toothless, lighter. With this weight, you should go fast because there's less weight.

Yeah.

You and I in a car and I never kill each other. You without teeth and I without legs.

This shit is tricky. What happened?

The key.

You need a tooth for the key. Dog, I ate so good.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, man, that was good. That was good. I've been like...

But it's good to be here for a shame, it's a little while it's a little while and you're tired

you sweat a lot, there's a lot of stress you sweat a lot because we were cooking really relaxed but a lot of people go out in a team, they don't go out in a team

I think that...

I think that what makes you most tired is your feet

yes, yes? Yes, yes, but yes.

Let's go to Chinatown then.

Well, let's go to Chinatown to see what the Orientals paint here in Oceania. Marloni, what is your goal right now? I have always had a dream, it's going to sound cliché, but I have always had the dream of ... Being able to chew gum. Being able to put my teeth, my dream. No, I'm kidding. I thought you were going to say that. I can have economic stability,

have my own things, and be able to do what many influencers do in Colombia, but without so much money. I can help people who really need it. I can say, I'm here in Australia working, and I'm going to Colombia to travel for 2 or 3 months I'm going to help people who can help there and then I can come back here to Cameroon

No, but it makes sense, but you have an economic stability, dog Yes, but I also have debt in Colombia, I'm paying for apartments, I'm paying for a lot of things I still don't have all my apartments paid as such, my mom doesn't have the house Until all that happens, I'm like, ready, now. Yes, that's everyone's.

You feel fulfilled until your kids are well.

Until the kids are well. If my kid is well, my dad is well, wherever he is.

How is your dad?

Good, good, thank you. No, no, I hardly talk to him. Why? He's dead. Did your brother hit him? Yes, he almost killed my mom. He was a vicious man, he almost killed him once.

He almost killed my mom. How was that fight? I was not living with them anymore. He was in jail. When he was released, my mom was not living with him. And he came to the place where my mom lived with my older sister. And he came with machetes in his hand and knives in his hand.

To fight and to he would leave and that my mom did not leave. But he just wanted to talk. No. That's why he's selling machetes. And listen to what happens, after he sets up a show, he cries and apologizes and he leaves at like 2 or 3 in the morning, the man returns and enters the house by force. We lived in an invasion and that was tab life. Sure, it was easy to get in. And the man enters the house, the first thing the man does is throw the machete to the bed. My mom tells me He'll man entra la casa el man lo primero que hace es tirar machetas o la cama Mi mamá me cuenta todo eso porque ya se pasó a dormir a la cama a la habitación de mi hermana y había un huequito que para que faltaba el ladrillo y se veía de una habitación a la otra y el man lo primero es que hace manda machetas o la cama y le picó toda la ropa todo marica le picó la ropa picó la cama yo le regalado un televisor a I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I put the knife in his neck, and said, now you know, forget that you have a son, we died for you, and today you die, you know? And my aunt arrived, and all the people from the construction,

and they separated us, and that, but yeah. Sure, but if you put a knife in your dad's neck, you're offended. It's because he hit his mom. I mean, when we were kids, we had to live with abuse. He would kick us out of the house at night. We would run around in the mountains.

He was a whore. He was a whore, but now he's paying for his things. He's living the way he is. Yeah. I don't have a grudge against him. Anger?

No, I do have a grudge against him. I don't care what happens. I talk to him and ask how he's doing. That's it. The best way to suffer.

But that's a stupid guy. He's a crazy guy.

Why would you touch his pussy?

I'm thinking about something else. When I was younger, I was like that. He would get up to me and make me kill him. But now I have a family. I have a wife. There are people who work for you. No, no. Yeah

No, but I think it's a way

Low ultimate When I see the I was very angry, but he has nothing to do with it. When the man took this guy to the hospital, he was worried about the economic situation. They said, hey, the kids come with a bread under their arm.

Ah, but they don't come with teeth.

How old was dad?

22 years old. I was planning to go to Canada. I always wanted to be a dad. I had tried before, but I couldn't You could only be a mom You should be a boxer No, I tried too You look like you've done good

We found out one day 2018, the day of the mother I already felt it I had cravings, dizziness I had symptoms Not everyone has it, but I did

What do you mean? I had cravings do you mean? I got the urge. You? But you're pregnant.

But it's true.

You get pregnant together.

No.

You don't get pregnant alone.

I have this idea that women get the urge. No, that's a bond.

But why?

Because that's a bond. I've also heard that during gestation, you also have changes. You know, with humor. They move their teeth. But there are people who open their mouths, there are people who stop eating. They open their teeth.

Oh, come on, man. And what a smell of humor.

Okay, so you see,

everyone is laughing.

And then I told the woman, let's do the pregnancy test. It came out positive. And I told her, Okay Positive You know same day of Mother's Day because it was going to be hard for her but we told her five days before her mother's birthday and she got very bad, the lady got very bad, she told her that she had already told her how it was going to be in case that happened because she would have to leave the house to make a living like that and we went to the apartment where I lived, I lived with my mother and

with a sister and that's where it all started I was working in a prison in Bucaramanga.

What did you do?

I'm an electrician. I work in the Telecommunications Department. We were doing all the electrical network in the Mediana Security Prison. And at 7 at night, I would go into a restaurant called Don DeYanca.

And I worked there from 7 at night until 2 in the morning. Every day. Oh dog, you slept for what? 4 hours? 4 hours, 2, 3 hours And you were sucking on the dog's penis? No, not anymore Sucking on the dog's penis but teeth Sucking on the dog's penis but teeth

Well, good, at least I didn't get to eat that shit That shit is really bad It's just stages, I got there, it's just stages I left the house very young, I was crazy, and now I'm focused on my... Blow me a kiss, please.

You're a good guy.

No, I'm not. He's a good guy.

He's an apology to drugs and to Christianity.

He's a good guy.

He's a good Christian.

Just like that.

Do you believe in God?

I'm not religious, but I'll go to Premo que que nos de la vida que nos mantiene acá pero no creo no creo en La religión en lo que es el supremo pues lo llamamos Dios en este momento lo llamamos Dios puede ser un ente puede ser un ser puede ser Welcome. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh. This is Don Chinatown. Margaret, are you tired after the surgery? I'm not tired, I just haven't gotten to 100%

because it's very recent, you know?

Yeah.

So I know that if I get there, I can walk.

Ah!

I'm starting to hurt.

Don't throw it.

I can walk for a while, but if I get too much, this happens to me, you start to support me, and I start to... Oh no, go ahead, go ahead.

With gauze.

I feel like sucking that hole, that tooth that is missing.

Put the gauze in there.

What a flag.

What is the most difficult thing to eat?

No, it's not difficult at all. No? No, nothing. The only thing, the gimbus. But how, you don't know how to do it. I don't have any left. When I'm working, I put the screws in my mouth. Sometimes they stay in here and I have to take them out.

I think you have a screw here. A piece of screw.

This is the Chinatown. Where are the murals? The murals are over there. But how many are there? Up there are the statues of the Chinatown Let's see if we can find the statue

I'm looking for a bathroom Do you think they have a bathroom here?

Ask there

How do I borrow the bathroom in English?

Here where? Can I use the toilet, please? Uh, the toilet is not open yet. Thank you.

Awesome. I just got a message.

I'm here, but I don't understand what it says.

Ask her here.

Excuse me, is there a restroom, please?

Level one.

Ah, level one.

Level one, thank you. Level one, there?

Yes.

Oh, man, this is tough. I'm dying to shit? Mancho, Mancho. Ay, Nero. Mancho, Mancho. Mancho. Look at the camera. Hi, Andrea. Hi, Pedro. I'm so happy to see you. Everything's fine, Cami.

Really?

Yes, everything's fine.

What did you do to your dog?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're on it.

There it is. Do it, I'm going to get it, I'm going to get it. Oh, shit!

No, Piro. No, Piro. No, Piro. No, Piro. No, Piro. No, Piro. No, Piro.

No, Piro.

No, Piro.

No, Piro. I'm going to die. That pig is rotten. That's Andrea's pig.

I fucked it up so bad, it's in my intestine.

It's an honor that he made it run.

I think he's going to fall down without a problem.

That guy has a stomachache. He always shits like three times before getting on the bed.

There it is.

There's Andrea's. of I almost shit my pants. Yes, but no. I never sleep to cook. This is the monument of the Chisqui.

Let's see what it is. They give something to the Chisqui. Look, the same as the Chorreque.

Water.

Blow. What is the most common mistake that a Chinese person makes? Water Blow What is the most common mistake that a Chinese person makes?

Laughing What is the most common mistake that a Chinese person makes? Laughing

Laughing

Laughing Laughing Laughing What did you do, dog? I had to get a Chinese guy to come out and do a Chinese. Like that, like that. I'm blowing it, man. Blow that hand. Living still all day must be difficult.

How envious, says the hair.

What a great place. But I expected something more Chinatown than this. To say more Chinatown,

a street of grasshoppers. No, but if it's Chinatown, then I'm from a street called Chapinero No, but if you're from Chaves, then I'm from China Pandas? And who fought?

It was Danny Trejo, Asian

You're weird You're weird

You're so hypocritical

You're so hypocritical

You're so hypocritical

I'm walking and Renke is like this

And I ask him to do it

And we look at you like this

And we look at you like this

And I'm like this And I'm like this

What weirdos

He looks so cute when he laughs

He doesn't look like a homeless

When he laughs he looks like a homeless

A homeless? Look at him

Hi, I'm bad

Let's see

He's homeless And the smile is homeless.

The smile is homeless.

Homeless.

The smile is homeless.

It's in the corner.

Let's see if it's true.

Sorry, sorry.

Andrea. Andrea. Andrea. Andrea. Andrea.

Andrea.

Andrea.

Andrea.

Andrea. Andrea. Andrea. Andrea. Andrea. What a shitty signature What a shitty signature Take this one Take this one What a bad boy

My dog's teeth

I'll spit on you, dog I'm Batman, but... No!

Team! Bang!

He put his tooth there. I'm speechless. Thank you so much for this job.

You're welcome. Thank you. I'm Chandler. I'm Guad put my tooth in there. I'm speechless. Thank you so much for this work. You're welcome.

Thank you.

Do you want to pour?

It's pretty good. It's good.

Thank you. Thank you for coming. What a journey. Who would have thought that all of this would happen?

The retort.

Hey, man.

It was nice to meet you. It was a bad time, Marlon. No, Marica, thank you for choosing him, he was the most insistent among all those who wrote to you. The dog says that he wrote like a rat.

He wrote the rest, yes.

He sent you several messages. What a shit that people say, the first months are hard, but... Not everyone is going to the same, dude. In part it's luck. Yes, of course, there is a little bit of luck. But it's also fighting it, man.

I ate a lot of shit at the beginning and worked whatever I had to do, man. I couldn't stay still.

You can't, man.

Giving and giving and investing, at some point people fit. Yes, man. At some point, people get used to giving and giving and investing. Yes, exactly. I invested a lot of time in him. At first, I worked almost 14 hours a day, and when I got home, I started studying, because I had to study English. And I made plans, I have literally like 3 or 4 notebooks at home,

making plans. I must brush my teeth. The English I learned at to the institute much. In a fight, imagine him, I'm going to break his teeth. I wouldn't fight him because he has nothing to lose. I'm very fighty.

Yes? Are you fighty?

I'm a little bit annoying.

You grew up in a...

You grew up in Gonorrhea. I had to go through. Yes, exactly. I fought the boss, I fought the workers. We grabbed each other by the hand. By the hand? Yes. Where was the Colombian guy from?

Bucaramanga, Bumangues too. Why did you go to the extraction? Because the guy didn't know how to leave things, apart from the friendship between the workers. They mixed things up, so when you told them things seriously... I got my ass kicked at work. They took me for a ride, they didn't listen. I told him to go away and he took it badly.

My idea was to let him go and leave him there. But he took it badly. He's his mother, he's his dog. And he took it. He left the fight.

He's going to take a dump.

Dogs are more... The one who was fighting this guy also left the fight. The one who was fighting Sánchez? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I love you guys too Keep doing what you're doing You have your car, you're doing things right

Keep doing what you're doing to take you further But the further we are, 15 hours by plane, where do you want to take us? No, man, it's really cool to see you after all the shit you've been through And to see you where you've come from, it's really cool That's why I support you and that's why I like your comedy Thank you, Marlinton I Kikiki kikiki kikiki When you go out to paint Kikiki kikiki kikiki

Before you kill your dad

You have to brush your teeth very well

I recommend it to you with Gatti No, man, thank you very much for the opportunity, dog Through the window, Marlito

It can be very sugary, dad In fact, we are going to do it It's the first time we're leaving the car.

Thanks a lot, man.

We did it, man.

Dogs.

Good.

One more time, guys.

Please, wash your teeth. You have to be serious. People who aren't alive. It's going to be fine. Always use dental floss. Please, mask.

With dental floss or with your teeth? With dental floss or with your teeth? With floss. Please, Nascar. With Nascar's thread or with the teeth of the Jodios? With the thread of the Andalusian.