Por la Ventana Podcast EN GOLF # 120 “ANDERSON VENEGOLF” 🚘🏌️‍♀️🇻🇪

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Know Well, we left.

What a shame I got caught, man. That's it. That's it, man.

Well, one more day in the car with wheels. One more day in the car of the people and for the people. How is it? I'm gonna be a massive in like a haka complete on Reyes India mass in El Carro del Pueblo He para el pueblo como es Avena, but I call a taxi Sarah When I'm a mass in por la ventana podcast Yeah, I can't be taught a la caratola can a school okay, but I like my mama tell oh my god

Pero la gente que no entiende que no a una vida principal tiene que esperar O sea por es que se puede estar como esta huevon Hola, hola taxi, sal a ver a It's a special moment because I've seen comments from people saying Oh, it's just that they're famous people, they lost their rhythm, they lost their sense of style

What are you going to do?

I don't know what to do to please them You put this shit in the car and it's sunny

Look

It's sunny

What a nuisance this sunroof

No way

Char, if you have it, you're going to be the best lead

This one you don't have it.

You don't have it.

Well, let's go for the lesbian and the vacuum cleaner with a cell phone. Let's see what those crazy ones say. Those lamps. Because, one, because he appears in a news program, I can change my sex. And the other one with the real ones because he has HIV. So he can go over the top of this.

No, no, no. Touch me that wood, touch me that wood. Today the sun is shining in Bogotá. Today the sun is shining. And where are they? They haven't arrived. Because they relaxed, they said. They don't know what it is to get up early.

They don't know what it is to get up at 6.5am. They forgot their roots. My mother can also know what he'll answer C5 am a coach a toss period I don't disappear I can't miss this one don't be so anxious to Verdad de verdad on Ocho de marzo March and don't move Casa Pira Papilla solvio quienes I'm a company

I'm a sweet meal you know I don't know what is kissy Loyal open door lacking on our family

Amir Amir

I said it's a pillow Amir Amir

Pero pero me la metido Oh, there's Emir. Emir! Emir! Oh, I know, it must be the hair. Emir! Emir!

Dog, but Emir has put it in.

Oh, what a shame, I was confusing you.

What a mess with them.

They already have a bad're all my amigos. Okay, so my needs Okay, I'm a prisoner. I go Rita. No Aleman eats Kiki. Let's play You know let me tell a monopoly is beautiful. Yes, I see a pair of his case where I'm not touching you because you're old. You're like that, you're a dog.

I mean, behind...

This, man, behind all the pictures, behind the likes... Man, this is a shit. When I'm done, I leave. I leave, I leave, and if they don't pay me, I leave. I'm like, but we're friends, we're nothing. He says, man, I'm working, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, and if they don't pay me, I'm leaving. I say, but we're friends, we're nothing. He says, I'm working with the enemy, and the other one with a real dog,

but my God, I'm tough. I'm not a fag, this is not shit. I'm not a fag, I'm suffering. The guy says, going to start another project I said, no, we can go through the window I said, no, I want to pay more to him

What a fucking lie

Good morning

Hey, are you a fit mafia?

Bro, hey bro

Are you a piece of shit? Bro, that's a super manga bro! Well, it's another day, man! Hey, man! So? Where's the guest? We're looking for the guest.

Man, I'm here.

Really?

No, man, I'm the first one to come down. What's your name? Kike. Well, Kike, he's down there, right? God bless you. You guys are crazy, you make a lot of money, but you're going to do it. What a gossip, what a gossip that Enrique was watching us.

I'm going to take that son of a bitch to the Sion, that son of a bitch talks shit.

Who?

The Sion. The Sion? But it's that Marica is a bit of a dick. Yes, Marica is a dick.

And that dick, remember the day he spat on you in a game?

At the club, yes, but he spat on me once in a game. Yes, man.

He spat on you in a game?

Yes, this time we got to the dressing room and that's why there were no cameras. But, man, what a dick.

Did you see how he spat on you?

No, I didn't see it. You want some of that? You want some? But it's a rat! But it's a rat! He's gonna throw it in his face

I'm gonna drink the other one with the rat

He's so excited

He's like a...

I'm gonna watch them on TV talking shit

and have them like this Be careful with the bike

Don't worry about the bike Enrique, you're not in it anymore

Stop talking shit I'm not talking shit, you fucking car

Well, in the name of Anush

Anush

No

We're going to start naming

False gods

Well, this is going to be Ra But you don't have to respect each other

If the Chinese believe, you have to respect yourself No dad! I'm not just one! I'm Goku!

But what do I bring you today?

What do I bring you today?

But I didn't ask you because you know what I bring you is cream

But, but And you put us in the rainbow I bring you this cream

You are very genius for ideas But you come out with a surprise I No, but if you don't leave. If you don't leave, what else are we going to talk about? The activity is on both sides of the park, the couples' park. Or if you want to go to the seventh, up.

But is it a sports activity? Yes, dude. Oh, I didn't bring a sweatshirt. But no, it's very soft.

For that sport.

My shirt, dog.

That dog. That shirt smells like shit, dude. This shirt has S.M. in it, where do you see it? It's me, it's me.

Well, yes, it's a sports activity, Marica, it's the elite of the elite.

It's a sport for rich people.

It's a sport for rich people, not Maricas.

I feel that the paddle is very simple.

No, but if it looks like me, it doesn't have to be golf. Why?

Because you say that the activity is closer to me? Yes, why not? Squash!

Polo on horseback!

Football on crack!

Basketball on tossi!

Sports with drugs! Nosebleed!

We are going to score a goal! We always have to make people know! We are not going to vote for that son of a bitch! Colonel Soler! We don't want Colonel Soler in the camera! We always, so people know, we're not going to vote for that son of a bitch.

Colonel Soler, we don't want Colonel Soler in the camera.

Colonel Soler killed Mitty. I remember I had a small chair, that had a hole, I mean, it went through the middle, and a tennis ball. And you were fucking with it. No, I had a small chair, a small chair, so I put it all over the corner, a bent rod had a small stool a small stool I put it in the corner, a bent rod and a tennis ball and for us at home

that was golf so the one who threw the ball through the...

we were looking for food

we ate them with a golf ball

we had a lot

the best pastimes are those that you don't get smart when you don't have anything in your hand. Do you remember that day we were celebrating? The farewell party of New York Pops News, what a dog! We were running around all the tables, moving a lot of people, and we ended up celebrating putting tapas on a table.

On a table, yes.

And betting there. Betting, yes. The day of the mandarins, man. I was putting tapas on a table on a table betting

the day of the mandarins

the day we bet on mandarins that day we recorded it

but no, we are very bad with food

we have to say that the mandarins from Spain

are like

mandarins

are mandarins that you can play with in fact those mandarins should be used for that. But that day, almost, almost, I have to tell people here, we almost invented a sport. In fact, as a result of that, it already has an Olympic headquarters in Madrid.

The dogs are scratching the floor with tangerines.

The tangerines sliding like this.

But let's say, I would like to do that sport.

Curling.

But I always thought it was ice.

And it's not ice.

But that's because...

No, but that's like an acrylic. That when it's waxed, the friction makes it go...

Can you imagine that only women from the CEO would do that?

Here Colombians, a selection of only little bitches.

Representation of Bogotá, Mrs. Marta.

But she starts to sweep and the judge comes,

Don't step on me there! Don't step on me there, brother! Of course, since you have the bitch, the stupid, the shitty employee.

No, they're going to play and put danger, don't go over. That's enough. They're going to play and put danger, I'm here to continue with the rescue. This man would be good for the curling.

For the curling?

Do you have any coins?

The bill you spent.

Take it! Take it!

I'll pass it.

Let's get it out. Let's go.

That's cool.

We're going to fish for the guest, right?

Today we're going to fish for the guest, yes.

Today there's no guest? A while ago people want us to pick someone up from the street because... Finally we're going to eat in format. And we haven't done it in a long time. Well, Shin is going to play golf with anyone like that. He never imagined he'd play golf. How are you, two guys?

We already had a clean game. We had a great game. Let's go get my uncle.

Ah, you're right.

You're very close.

Of course.

The good one.

Drink it fast, Nero. He turned green. Drink it fast. Look over there. I

Am a social

One of your What's happening to me is that we're recording and it's not the same. We're a couple, do you think I'm wrong? I don't know, I'm...

Everyone has to fuck their asses, right?

Thank you, Don Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. How are the cops? We've been changing their clothes. We've noticed that the national police's clothing is boring. That's to hit sad people and not kill them.

And if he wants to kill them, we have this ball just in case.

People don't get into the video, which is a joke, because suddenly... Do you realize that if you get caught? Duván's wife told me, of course, put on a pair of socks, two busts, a hood and a jacket, those were... I put on two jackets, a hood and a jacket. I put on the...

The mouth cover?

I went behind my back and he said, Oh, look at that ass, bro, with the mouth cover. All he put on to get past you was a perfume. But he puts all that on and...

Exactly.

With a giant ass, bro.

With the ass and the spots. Put on your mouth cover, wait for the ass.

Obviously, so who wouldn't

It's a wig All my successes What are you doing? Are you busy or what?

That guy is crazy

I watch all your videos but

Hey, are you busy or what? We have an activity, we are looking for a guest Where are you going? We leave him to a parking lot How much does the driver charge?

What do you think about my daughter? How much does Lucas pay? I will charge you 33

But I am a pirate But if he is shy, he will pay

Be careful

It's ok The guy is shy I'm going to be a little bit more careful. Be careful, man. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.

I'm going to be a little bit more careful.

I'm going to be a little bit more careful.

I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. We were all coquettish All coquettish It was all coquettish Like what person?

Like that transvestite, since he already has sticks and balls

He's going to play golf

Good one, good one

Good one, papacho What I really want to say is that I know that if people in this clip know that they like the show but we still need to be recorded Yes, you know

The conversation is cut off

Yes, it's true. That's another one

That's the dad of the show

You're all cute

Don't get old in a traffic light

Don't waste time in a traffic light

Here's everything a golf club would love to let in I'm a Casta tolo conclude the goal in country Polo Polo to Paloma America, I'm on the video my Rico I'm a little bit of a Suck a sarapovic a ropa is a ropa. I'm a little bit of a car. What am I? I got a little car. I'm a little bit of a car. What am I? It's a little bit of a car. What am I?

I got a little car. What am I?

I got a little car. What am I?

I got a little car. What am I?

I got a little car. What am I? I I know he has a golf eye He has a golf eye because he likes golf

What other sport? We are talking about sports

That polo is very rare I don't understand it It's in horses It's one of the most expensive sports They have to hit a ball with a kind of hammer

Do they have to put it in a hoop?

It's like the water polo, but on horses.

And how is the water polo?

The water polo is like the water polo, but on horses. I think there are two ways.

One is like with a torpedo, that you throw like a torpedo, to catch it. Like some kind of American football, but underwater. Really. He didn't even explain a ass. Ass, dude.

He didn't even say shit.

Dog, look, there are two aquatic sports.

But I want to know, is the horse pole how you play?

No, dog, I have information about the aquatic pole.

You make me laugh, this dude.

Thank you, thank you for seeing it.

That motorcycle has a one, man. That's a good one. The man was riding a wheel. Hey, manito, the good one. I always ride high. I see the rest.

That lady was riding like that statue in the house. The ass was on the horse. Before the calamity.

The ass was when the fat one got fucked in the house, remember? Oh yeah. Like the one that got a monument. I'm Gonna be a lucky lucky zero in a moment

Yeah, I'll get all those cultural devotee

No, la respeta

Okay, but I said look or case one of those artists as much important as Carol Paisa Anyway, I'm gonna be honest. It's my respect. I don't know him? At a world level, he is very respected. He doesn't throw you with the graffiti ass. What a son of a bitch. That man and Gabriel García Márquez are,

at an artistic level in Colombia, they are...

And Teófilo Gutiérrez.

And Dairo Moreno.

It is also that the man made an art that... It is an art that is more difficult to appreciate, right? Appreciate the painting, the sculptures and all that Appreciating fat people It's not for everyone Art is based on finding beauty in everything

In art, two things are qualified Aesthetics and concept So, the concept is what makes the people get a sense of, oh, that's dark

A good artist

He looks at me talking about that

Oh, that's dark And that he is a connoisseur he is a connoisseur

he is a connoisseur

he is a connoisseur

he is a connoisseur

he is a connoisseur he is a connoisseur Wait, I'm going to park there. Wait, I'm going to park there. Can you be the guest or what?

I'm a Chinese who sells lunches.

I'm young, I'm sure I'll be the guest.

I can't be the guest if I can't cool him down.

Let's get a little bit of a scarf.

I'm going to be a fucking animal.

Do you want to go? Are we going to be in class at 10 and I'll be home later What time are you going to study? 4.30pm

That's not enough

What else?

You're going to be late

Bye girls

Take care I hear you say who is... Oh no

This is one of the cell phone forums Put it up

This is going to be a mess What's up? I'm one of those cell phone guys. Let's take one. Put it here. Put it here.

Put it here.

Put it here.

Put it here. What's up?

What's up, boss?

Have you seen the show?

Hey, we're looking for a guest.

Are you going to ride or what?

Do it.

Do it, man.

Do it. But where does that leave?

Be careful. I to Keep a very cool. So if you're a little park your

Under the

Solana's

That's it

Like a kitchen I'm gonna see Okay, I got you my perro

Puppy kitchen I guess it's over a pork in this one. It's on the video templar

What's on your skin anderson baby single?

But what were the de la cosa de venezuela? Yo, si venezolano pero parece más para que mi familia de acá de la costa si parece muy marica se tiene una buena si bolivar pero yo siga siga I Of course! Petro is really improving the economy Petro is doing good for the country Hey, how's the story? I got here 4 years ago Here in Bogota

Hey, hey, hey, hey, you bitch!

You're going to fall

You're going to fall and break your...

You're the worst

My grandmother came here in 2020, 2019, sorry She got COVID and died in 2021.

Was COVID your grandfather?

No.

She got it.

I was there, without a job, and I was sucking Maduro's balls. Literally, right?

Yes, literally. What were you doing there? Nothing, because it's complicated.

What do you think about what happened to Maduro?

It's good.

What's good?

What's this guy giving him? What happened? La buena weon La buena que es? Que le esta dando?

Que paso?

Espera que no es nada que una carcasa Y le trae una carcasa asi

Osea usted esta de acuerdo con lo que hizo Trump? Pues por una parte si por otra parte no weon Que nos quita ese hijo de puta encima Claro es que dice que rabia Y ya de ahi nosotros solucionamos todo lo que venga Pero no que se meta We solve everything that comes But not that it gets in But not that it gets in

It's Venezuelan Obviously because it damages the Mayan culture

But that's not the Mexican order

No, we are all Indians

But I understand

But he understands the context

We are more Wittots More Nahuatl

No, but here it looks European

This guy looks European, looks like a gr albino No, but here it looks European This one looks European, it looks like a gringo

It looks like Jamal

Like an Irishman It looks like Jamal but fatter

You know who looks like this? It looks like Colmenares But more costely

Colmenares is like a Nacho Libre

It looks like the Nacho Libre

The Nacho Libre Moreno I It's a good day, sometimes it's good In the sense that, for example, there are bad days that it rains all day and from morning to afternoon you can't sell shit And how does a good day feel?

It's a response of pure queen Sometimes it's so high, sometimes it's so low On one side yes, but on the other side no Sometimes yes, sometimes no

No, no, no, really There are days that you say, fuck, I did well

And it's cool There are days that you say, fuck, I did well, dude. But what is good? How much can you do in a day? A good day.

Is that what you say? Is that a truth or a lie?

Is that a fucking truth or a lie? And one day, not 100, but 80, 60.

And your mom?

My mom is in Venezuela.

I'm the one who supports my mom. Do it, do it.

The good guys.

And if we can afford it.

He's doing business.

The need.

But of course, you support your mom.

Yes.

Do you support your mom?

Yes, I support Brazil.. Oh, you're from Brazil?

Where is your mom right now? In Venezuela. Oh, she's in Venezuela.

How long has it been since you've seen your mom? I try to travel every December. How many times have you been to Venezuela?

By plane, by bus.

Oh, you've been by bus to Cucuta, right? Yes, yes.

By bus or or plane?

Bus.

How long does it take?

It takes me about a day and a half, two days.

Two days by bus?

Yes, it's 16 hours from here to Cucuta and from Cucuta to there.

It's 12 or 13 depending on the... Oh no, man. Plus the 20 buses that stop you in Venezuela.

And by plane, you stay for two hours? I almost always go from Bogota to Cúcuta, then I cross the border and then to San Antonio, Valencia.

Are you from Valencia?

Yes.

Have you ever fallen in love with a Venezuelan girl?

Yes, I'm from Valencia.

All Venezuelan girls are beautiful.

In a beauty salon.

Yes?

Beautiful.

You smell like a panada.

Do you have siblings?

Yes. How many? The truth or the lie? But it's clear that you have to live like that. A policeman asks you,

and this merchandise declares the truth or the lie?

The truth or the lie? Of course.

Venezuelan rib. We are seven, but one died.

One died?

We are six. They died.

What an irony that your mother has seven children and sells forros.

Dog, and how old? One of the youngest. I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car. I'm going to get you a new car.

I'm going to get you a new car.

I'm going to get you a new car.

I'm going to get you a new car.

I'm going to get you a new car. In the course of your life, have you ever thought about stealing? No, no, no. Not at all. I don't do bad things.

You're always focused. You're always in the right mood.

I only steal hearts and look at them.

Ah!

And you're the one who takes the taxi.

Have you ever had a problem with being Venezuelan?

Have you ever felt xenophobic or someone has been rude to you? At the beginning, because we spoke like that, different then some words some words, some words then I said for example give me the wallet I wanted to say good afternoon

but he gave me the wallet

I was watching the time they gave me the watch more than anything because of the different words then people said, but why do you speak like that? because they call you cotufas for example papaya is papaya I But something stronger happened to you or not? Here? No, once they wanted to steal me and they were Venezuelans themselves.

And I was like...

And what? And what?

But how was it? How was it?

You are from Venezuela, Mariko! Don't be stupid! Take 2,000, Mariko! No, I came from Plaza España, Mariko. I came with some sneakers, right? I had just arrived, I was like three months here. The Artidas. I was walking and I was relaxed and when I felt a hug I was like, hey, are you giving hugs here?

I was so happy that I couldn't believe it

and the man hugged me and when I felt his hand I threw it and I was like, what's wrong with you? and the man said, give me your sneakers and your bag and I was like, oh, he speaks Venezuelan

and your number?

and I was like, are you an idiot or what? and he was like, no, everything is fine everything is fine and I was like, on the one hand it is good to be Venezuelan but you didn't have a knife or anything? yes, idiot and I told him, but we are going to kill each other

because in Venezuela you don't steal with a knife

you steal with a gun, they don't steal with a knife. They learned that here. Their codes. They learned it here. But I saw it in Colombia.

They learned it here.

They learned it here.

I thought you were going to say something cool like, Venezuela, we are men and we don't stop for a beating.

No, I told you.

With an iron.

You steal with a gun.

With an iron, do you have life or ass?

Both.

I hope the ass first so that if my ass goes down, it's in life

But I asked him, he says, the truth or the lie?

The truth or the lie

Both are very scary, but I'm more afraid of a knife than a gun

Really?

No, I'm more afraid of a knife I don't know, it's my opinion, man But yes, I'm also They've put me, look, they've put me three times, three times they've put me a gun opinion, man! But it's my opinion too. They've shot me three times.

Three times they've shot me.

But in what position?

He hasn't lost time, has he? Three times they've shot him.

Once they've shot me in the face.

And once in the back.

And once in the back.

I only saw that dog.

No, seriously. Three times they've shot me.. No, no, seriously. You've seen it three times, right? Yes, three times, dog, three times. Once a guy put a gun on me and he made me do a lot of things because the guy was very nervous.

Those guys are in the same state as you. And the guy puts the gun on me like this, points at me and says, raise your hands. And I raise my hands. I I just got here because I had 100 dollars That's what they caught Oh, shit You have 100 dollars, right? I thought you were saying that because I have money

Yeah, ok

It also depends on the guy They robbed me with a guy when I was 12 Because at that time there was a lot of crime But it was hard How did they rob you? I came with my cell phone telling my mom Mom, wait for me at the corner because I'm going to do the homework delinquencia pero yo venía con mi celu así diciendo a mi mamá mamá espérame la esquina que ya

sale a hacer la tarea donde un compañero una compañera y la mamá pues nos vemos marico y van tres cuatro manes adelante y de repente el loco sacó una picolorosa que la picoloro no es un cuchillo que tiene como una forma de marica la clavaca y de una vez me dice me deja el celular and suddenly he says, give me my phone he put it here? yes, here a 12-13 year old boy

and the dog stopped him and I took my phone

and I asked for a bad hand

and he took his hand

there was a dog that they called Pedro the bad guy or something like that and the dog in a microwave game to track, if you know what I mean the dog beat the man, got mad took off the dog's off and started playing football with it. No!

Dog!

Dog, for my family!

Dog, for my grandma, man!

Your grandma is a bitch!

My grandma is a bitch, man! Dog, for my grandma, for my grandma! And what? There's no water here, man! I no bueno I'm not going to say that, right? You have to keep it warm. Yes, of course. Venezuelans are going to get it. The Venezuelans are getting into the golf courses.

Then come here, then come here in a cart.

Oh, my God.

These people are getting rich in their cars and so on.

How nice.

They took a dump on you. Hey, look, there's a golf course.

Welcome to Bogota.

Hey, you there. Is that golf or is that something else? Yes, it's like a driving license. It's what we need, right? He loves to be called a driving license.

The Colotauro's mom is called the driving license.

Yes, that's right.

I think that we have to give explanations, we have changed the microphone.

The explanations. With a stick, the ball hits him.

Let's go.

Thank you. Oh, that's the cream. Dog, catch it. White flag. Point it to the white flag. Ready? Give it 20 bucks.

He made him change the stick and everything.

How much does it cost?

20 bucks if it goes...

If it goes one meter?

No!

He's depressed.

Let's move on to the next one.

How long have you been practicing that?

Two hours.

How many sticks do you carry there?

No!

How heavy was your stick?

How many sticks did you carry?

Very well. It is important to know

the areas of work, ready?

Or the areas that are taken to the room.

Ready?

This is the room, ready? This is a practice field where you can clean your shoes. This is a practice field, a public field, where you can come and use the services you require.

Have you ever played golf?

Once we did this.

Once we did this.

Oh, how damn good. We are going to do first some warm-up exercises. You can move your elbow with the ball.

Very good.

Ready?

The bar goes to the head of the stick. We extend the arm. Very good.

Rotating arm.

Rotating arm. Tell me if you don't come to Venezuela to play golf in flip-flops.

And come to work in flip flops I didn't realize I was in flip flops

That son of a bitch

Son of a bitch

Hands on the belt, ready? Backflip to where? To the L

Forward, ready?

Until what time are we going to pretend it's not raining? Go ahead.

Excellent, again.

Left hand.

Fag, son of a bitch. But if we can't do this inside, it's a big fall.

It's a big fall, that's why.

How salty can a Venezuelan be?

No, yes, the only time I play golf is when it rains.

No.

Now, it's important. This is going to be a big game. We're going to win.

But we're going to beat those Colombians, motherfuckers.

And those Venezuelans.

This shit.

We're going to beat those crazy people.

I don't know, but it's a tit, man.

Why can't I hit him?

Like this.

This is a big one, man.

The Neanderthals could do something like this. Oh Yeah, let's go Janna Sarah was he will Valparaiso cool. Oh my god. Monday. Well, they did the elbow. Hey, Rose This is your dog. Okay, gonna read a certain certain a swell I'm going to be a South Dane from Venezuela.

I'm nervous.

With more power, I'll be more profound. I just saw the video, I'm ready.

Look at this, white flag. Trump doesn't even have get it in the net. I'm going to try to get it in the net. I'm going to try to get it in the net. I'm going to try to get it in the net.

I'm going to try to get it in the net.

I'm going to try to get it in the net.

I'm going to try to was all over the place. Instead, catch that, guys.

All the power, all the power.

How did he do that shit?

A mature horse, man.

Look at him.

Don't tell me about the sticks and the waves, I don't respond.

They're messing with us, man. What is that waves, that I don't know how to do it. Don't be so cocky, man. What is that for, Prof?

To position the wave that is the highest.

Don't be so cocky, man.

I was one.

Soft, man. Very soft. And you don't like to paint?

Shut up, shut up.

What a soft ball.

Calle, calle, calle.

Representing vulnerable communities in Soacha.

He's a good player.

That's a killer. I don't know where it went, but it went over the white.

But it went over the sticks, of course.

Camilo, look at Camilo.

Don't mess with Ronaldinho. Hit him forward and back. Look at him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I had to start driving on the right to see if the results change. Like your country.

Hey, hey, man.

Man, I'm not right.

You can do it, man.

Come on, man.

Do it for your leg.

Today I have to be right. The hunger of your people is at risk, man. Give it more. The hungry children, man.

No, man. That's the bad thing about the blue, man. Maduro as Nina Loney knows conambre way

Come on I'm going to do it for the Ayacas, dog. He hit the tube.

I want to see how it's done.

Yes, because he has taught us so much and we don't know his talent. It's the only art of pension, right dog? Don't get nervous, don't get nervous.

Oh, son of a bitch. Do you think I'm going to do what he did.

Let's see. The pro is going to score now.

You look like a sick bitch.

He did that shit first.

Yes, that's right.

Oh, son of a bitch!

Where did it go wrong?

Here.

Look at the legs.

Oh!

Yeah! Son of a bitch. Go, Venezuela. I'm not going to be able to do it. Look at his legs.

Go Venezuela. Go Venezuela or go Cuba. Go Venezuela or go Cuba.

Cuba, rest.

Somalia, rest. This is for what?

This is mine.

That's personal.

That's a friend.

It doesn't work.

That shouldn't be there.

I bring my partner to work.

That's because I'm going to poop. Now it's working. Yes, sir.

That's mine, man.

Venezuelan shit.

I was doing a solo. That's it. That's mine, man. I was going to Venezuela in this shit, man. I was doing a solo, son of a bitch.

Oh, but Camisillo.

You're a fag.

Man, you left this thing salty. But look, you're calculating the stick. You're always calculating the tube. Sweat a little. Calculate it from there. He's calculating the floor so badly.

He's calculating the floor so badly. He's calculating. Not to the point that this foot is, man.

Let's see. Very fast, man. Very fast. Go, go, dad. Keep editing. Keep editing.

I feel better, man.

There's a broom for my partner. Are you going to make me do something? I was laughing at the technique.

Oh no!

You son of a bitch!

Look at him going!

Oh, no way!

You have to be a basofia to do that.

Oh, I need a blowjob.

Oh, a seat! I didn't even have a seat! I Know

This Three shots, the one that goes the furthest. And in the other ones, you give Lucas 50. Yes, for that one. You're already on fire.

Oh, you're... But look, look, look.

Look at the field.

But, man, it was really ugly.

But you do have the notion of where it fell, right?

Like in the fourth thing...

Oh, I know how to plot. But I saw it in 140 yards. You know why to ride it?

I'm going to send it to the same side. It's the same, right?

Almost the same. We're winning. This is different. Ready, ready. I'm not going to give you anything else.

What is that?

No, Paila.

Son of a bitch!

That's Paila.

We're winning.

Let's go Venezuela, let's go!

This is the moment to surprise.

Yes, ok.

This is the moment to surprise.

The movie surprises everyone.

He is Camilo Sánchez.

He is Camilo Sánchez.

An example.

An example of his passion.

I'm Camilo Sánchez! I'm Camilo Sánchez!

I'm Camilo Sánchez!

You're going to be late.

This is a game.

The 5-year-old's fault.

I want to laugh at everyone, but not for their jokes, but for their shit.

I didn't even see it, I threw it to the shit.

I'm a pyromancer.

That black thing happened.

For his mom, I have no faith in being a phrase from Venezuela.

It has served you well.

Have faith in how those flip flops have a sole.

The phrase is from the country.

I passed it to Sánchez. I passed it to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to win.

I'm going to win.

I'm going to win.

I'm going to win.

I'm going after his ass. I just gave him this. I'm going after his ass.

What's that?

Go, go.

I'm going after his ass.

Bring him the scissors.

Load this up.

I'm going to hit him with the ball.

No, for him, the ball is not enough.

I'm going to hit him with the ball.

I have one shot left. Let me have the one I have left.

Oh, well, bitch.

So he loses, so he loses, dude. Ah, but we should start at once.

The money.

I think he can win, dude.

He has it, he has it. Oh This field is par 3, par 3 means the minimum number of strokes needed for the ball to enter the hole

But well, and what?

Dog, the one you want

If they're going to kick me, move my feet

It's not for less than 500 pesos

He hasn't put any shit on it Let's go!

Let's do what Lucas has bet on

Yes, what is it that will recover us?

Do it! Oh, shit!

The sticks... The sticks that are going to come out?

There are sticks that want to go out there, there are fucking sticks.

Super, thanks!

Thanks bro!

So, when we are in the sticks...

We keep playing...

The dancing pig, the dancing pig. And in Maraci, thanks!

Zero swing, look, look! I don't know how to grab it It's the only sport you can suck on I'm going to cry

Can you drink?

Of course

Really?

Of course, if you haven't seen the first one

It's like a rubber without a jacket

I'm a professional

I'm going to drink it like a coffee

I was going to say that

I'm going to drink it like that

I'm going to drink it for the third one

Right now you're going to hear sometimes, it means to be careful because the ball is going to you. The same when you're going to hit it. And if you see that it's going to another person, you have to shout,

so that they are aware.

Camilo, in four.

Andrea, in four.

Andrea puts four.

So, in that order, you first hit Emilio. Ready? Where do you have to hit the ball first Ready?

Ready, start Where do I have to hit?

To the blue flag that is there, more or less, if that's where the Colombian flag is Oh, but that's over there in the hole

More or less you have to hit it there, because the ball is already there

That's it

That's it, very good

Go!

Dog, you have to hit it hard, man

Good, good

Oh no. Oh!

Well, good.

Let's go, dog.

Watch it.

Watch it first, that's it.

Ready.

And he lifts it.

It's hard on this side, man.

Try it, man, it's okay.

Oh! Good one, nothing happens Oh, dog!

Oh, I got it! Oh, I got it!

No, no, no

I was ambidextrous in this shit

But I did a good job

Yes, even I I ran far I took 300 bucks That one is there

You can play with it

Of course

In that case, it's a swing, soft, you don't have to accelerate

But still, there's still a lot left

A lot of peo, man

Watch out, guys, it's a shame I can't do my swing

In that case, you don't have to do all that pull swing, but more controlled.

That's it, that's how it goes.

Are you going to plant the rat?

Are you going to plant yucca? You have to dance.

There's another point.

No, but keep going.

But it's good for stopping the land.

No, it's for dancing. I don't know how to play this.

But I'm going to play it. That's what you have to do. Come on!

I'm going to blow him like a dick.

Dick.

But without blowing him, why are you blowing him?

If you're going to help us, you're going to help everyone. If you're going to blow, blow me too. the ass ass but if you blow it, why do you blow it?

if you help us all boss if you're going to blow, blow me too

look, look

ui, he caught mine

yes, because it's old, fall to the old woman

in goal people are always like this

throw, throw, throw

in goal people always

good, good, good.

It's not going to fall in the hole.

It almost went in.

But you had to throw it there, right?

No, I don't know.

And what about me? Look at my ball.

No, look at mine.

It's towards... Where is that ball?

There.

Look at it.

In front of that one. It's right there, Iniero. Four?

I'll do it again. Don't leave it there.

Asshole.

I can imagine if you were Tiger Woods.

I'll hit the woman.

Pass me the 56, please.

I'll pass you a pair of flip-flops, Sonny. 56, flip-flops, Sonny. I'll pass him a pair of flip flops.

56 and flip flops.

Pass him a pair of flip flops.

Oh, Pielpa, I'm not yours, man.

Good one, Marica.

Oh, that's a miss.

Oh, man.

We're taking this cup home, man! Good, good, good. We're taking this glass home, man.

Oh, man!

I hope he enjoys the piroca.

Oh, there it is.

There, there, there.

That's what makes you bury that guy. You have to let him bury the stick in the space.

You have to let him.

He took my old man., he did it so well

I'm watching it from here He's so close I'm going to tell you

I'm going to tell you

Oh no, this is bad

Oh my god

He hit the stick

He hit the stick! He hit the stick!

You are a son of a bitch!

I hit the bunker!

Oh my God! That stick! I think it went like this!

Oh!

He sent it to the skin!

I got it

I got it

Oh, it crossed again

It came out again

I think it's a real stick

I feel like it's going to kill another stick

It's so hard Oh! That was hard!

If you get it out, you're...

Damn!

You did it right, Cris!

How many did he do?

That's it!

And he didn't even take 12? That's it! And he didn't take it, he did 12 strokes

Take it, man Oh, man, straight

Oh! I don't know, Piro. Take it easy, you can't even... If there's an inclination, Piro. You have to hit it. If there's an inclination, dad, one...

Look at that.

Oh!

How many shots?

How many shots?

We're really bad. Is this one real?

I hope it's real. I hope the J is over there.

I hope the J is over there.

I hope the sand reaches him.

No, no, no.

We tie him.

Softly.

And only with the shoulders.

But if he gets the inclination.

You know what I have to do?

Like this, you know?

You have to ignore those's going 12 meters. Watch out, watch out. For the Norwegian. The Norwegian.

Oh, that's 12 too.

Oh, that's a lot of shit.

How many did you do? I've done 13 shots.

One, that's what I need

Softly

What a bitch!

Not so good Oh no, par setre too? Huh?

It's a long pass.

Par 12. There are still some points left, dad. Don't sing victory. I'm not playing.

Who do you think?

And you, Alagadar?

With a bonus, son.

That's good, man. oh foreign We saw She's a bar. Oh yeah, it's a for super tamarik We saw pop while surtees a boy who a puta a la me agarra I got a papi a cestal in to slow. Do the chance, man. I can't do it with this blood. Do the chance, man.

Oh, this dog.

Softer.

Softer.

I hurt my heel.

I put a tire on it

That thing That thing went away

Hey, it's on

Look at that

You are a whore

The floor is lava

You are such an idiot I don't know but I'm going to learn a very rough technique What a slut The floor is lava

Look at that guy, he's got a very rough technique Yes, yes or what?

Look at him, look at the technique

That guy is throwing flowers

Shut up, it's the jesa That guy

He's throwing flowers, he's throwing golf

This is... A little step or this is... I feel that the movement is a chambolú.

You have to know how to climb and go down. The ball travels between 200 and 300 miles per hour.

The ball flew and I flew.

And both flew.

Do you think they do silence in Ethics? No. Get out. Stop on, stop laughing.

Oh, my little sister.

Who's that?

Good, good.

It's going to come out.

It's good for doing shit.

This is the fourth shot of the truck.

Oh, very good. We have to do something to the Venezuelan.

Yes, Andersen.

Something more.

We have to do something to the Venezuelan. Life is in charge.

What a shit!

Not so hard, dog.

What a class.

Good, good, good. Not so hard, dog. What a class. Good, man. Good, good, good.

No, everyone is watching.

What a shame.

The eyes of the world are on you, Venezuela.

Hey, hey.

Ready, he's in.

Good.

Good.

Very good.

Good. Oh, that was beautiful. Finish it, right? Yes, finish it.

Emil, finish it with faith. Oh, it's a good one. Good one. Oh, that was a good one.

Finish it, right?

Yes, finish it.

Emil, finish it with six.

No, which six?

Of course, five.

Five or six?

Six.

Yes, six.

I swear.

Take it.

Oh, man.

I almost got my mouth watered.

Very good. Oh, man. Oh, I'm so sorry.

People are millionaires

and they see us play like this.

All millionaires with their companies. We're the national team anyway. Oh, no, man.

How many kids does he have? For what? Seven?

Seven. I see what you guys are doing wrong. national

Yet a connoisseur yet a dictator

But I got my poor cell out when to steal a combo on say yes but it goes the same way, it goes that way, how many shots are you going like 11? They have like 20, right? But it's already tight It's already tight, a little bit Where's the flag, Pedro? There's no flag So the flag is over there in the white We have to pass the puddle

Yes, sir

Oh, no, no, no, no

Good, good

No, good, but it didn't go there

And there, what's there is water

I'm going for it, dude No, that shot went to the ass You son of a bitch! Don't look at the ball, look over there so you can see where it's going to land.

You look at the ball, rather.

You dog!

Good dog. Where's the shirt, sir?

The one that's going to hit your hand.

Yes, it was this one.

Yes, it was this one. This one was mine.

No.

Yes. It was this one, man. It was this one, it's mine Where was it? It was like over there

No, hey, hey

Don't be a rat

Fag

If I shot that shot, son of a bitch, it hit the bridge I shot it because it hit all the...

He buried it

I also thought, look, don't miss I thought, I hit all the balls

and it hit really hard

Good! Reference the ball I'm going to go 4 with this one. I mean, I'm going to go with this one. I applied the same one as him.

I'm going to go 4 with this one.

I mean, I'm going to go 4 with this one. I mean, I'm going to go 4 with this one.

I'm going to go 4 with this one.

I'm going to go 4 with this one.

I'm going to go 4 with this one. I'm going to go 4 with this one I mean, for this one yes I applied the same as Camilo

Oh, that's good

Too bad

He's crazy

Very good!

8

Can you put a coin on that ball please guys? Do you have the coin there? I'm going to take it Very good! 8

Can you put a coin in that ball? Do you have the coin?

He has a coin there, give it to Anderson And what do I save?

You're going to buy the catch

Now I'm next

7, 8? No, 6 How many shots did you make? How many shots did you make? 7

7 shots?

No, 6

And the penalty?

No, it was 7

7

7

7 How many shots did you make? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 Anderson is going for the kill Go for it, go for it, you asshole

Oh, shit!

How many did you do? Seven, right?

Seven?

And that asshole is going to win

Watch out, it's my ball's turn

Ten, eleven, two

Let's go for the first one

Ten-ten shot

Let's go for the first one, we can do it First one, Anderson with 22 There are two draws Between Camilo and Emir 25 Last one, Culo with 30

Culo should be warming up the car Oh I'm going to look for it without moving it, right? Good! Here's mine!

What shot is that?

You son of a bitch!

It's a 4!

I also got confused with that one

5

5

I got confused with that one

Miri is coming and then me I'm going to look for it I'm going to look for it I got confused with that one. 5... 5...

I got confused with that one.

I got confused with that one.

I got confused with that little thing.

6...

7...

I got confused too.

Everyone got confused.

No, no, no, but I didn't...

I'm going for 6.

7... He's going for 6. Two for the seventh. Yes, seven.

He's going for the seventh, right? Oh, look at that!

No, man! But he still wins, he still wins.

Don't worry.

From selling tempered glass to a goal champion.

A goal, man.

The story of Happy Gilmore Venezuelan.

From Venezuela to the world. Hey, man, that was awesome. It was awesome. Thank you very much.

Champion. Yes, he's a champion.

How many?

A champion. We owe him 100 bucks each.

No, we have to pay him right now.

Damn, they couldn't.

Even if you wanted to, you couldn't.

Shut up, man.

Practice a month in a row and I'll be back. So, the man is winning. That son of a bitch was a pussy.

So, let's go.

Let's go without money.

It's like taking a cat's hair.

In Venezuela, they are already eating cats.

Once, in my city, they went to close a butcher shop. They were selling dog meat. That was in 2017, 2018, and everyone was like, I bought meat there, me too!

That's not fair!

When they went to the basement, which is where they refrigerate everything, the dogs were hanging there.

There is also a theory here in Colombia that dogs are stolen to make salchichón.

Really?

They say that here the tempered glasses are made with cat's eyes. I I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. I'm going to be a little bit nervous.

I'm going to be a little bit nervous.

I'm going to be a little bit nervous.

I'm going to be a little bit nervous.

I'm going to be on the screen, if you want to collaborate, it's real, of course, Piro. If someone says...

It's a tempered video.

Yes, exactly. If you need a tempered video, we are not asking for anything. Right now, all the clients who are going to buy, he gave me a photo because he gave it to me. Hey, but if you can call him to make a home, what?

Yes, yes, I can. I'll give you 100, look The reaca I'll send you 300 and you'll pay what this guy gives you The first one No, I need to retire Pay me, pay me when you retire But I have to retire

Well, I'll pay him and he pays me

But you have to send him 400 Because 1000 is...

Did you see my face like that in that quote?

Dog

Oh, thanks dude

Now, call me at tonight, write down my number

There, for...

Ah, for...

Don't show those 100 fans

That's why

I'm a little bit...

We had a great time I'm so pumped dude

Yeah?

I feel...

I'm sweating from my feet and everything

But you guys got tired in the first few throws dude

You, in practice, you exhausted your energy So after everything we played, you were already getting the shot? Yes So if we play again That first shot, you did it really well

The first one

That first one, you...

I was crowned, I said no Without condom and all three But yes, that dick did not exclude. We did like 12 shots, the dick did like 3. In the first one I did 4. But the dick was the worst, when it started, it was worth it.

Even the instructor said, no, that dick also said, that dick does not get anything. But that dick is all kind, right? One said, that's it, well, too bad. Well, good. That shit is over Well, too bad. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it.

That's it, that's it.

That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. They had and they don't have anymore They still have 400 bucks left But that morning he got up, bought lunch, ate, and now he's here

I can't imagine him arriving home with a lot of money and 400 bucks

You know what I said? Because as I told you, they were taking me out of there And I said, no, man, what a crazy day today Oh yeah, they were taking you out Making us have a bad time They wanted to take you out of the job? The police? I told my aunt, no aunt, what a bad day, I would have stayed at my house sleeping and my aunt said, no son, right now we are going to be fine, that I don't know what else,

we were there throwing stuff, but when I saw the car, I said, there says justice, that's the boys.

But what a cool car, I fixed it the day of the show.

Marica came to appeal us, he went to appeal us the money. All good bro. He fixed it on the day and we didn't care Thank you Piro for beating us Thank you

They gave us this ball This Piro stole it

No, no, no, that Piro marked it

He told me to choose one

There's no marker

So I can sign it

Buy a Sharpie right now

We'll buy a Sharpie If it's 400, it's enough for a Sharpie This ball in the morning

Smelling the ball

We had a great time. You're studying, right?

I want to study. What do you want to study? Architecture. Although I also like a lot the visual. No, no, no. I also like a lot the visual.

The audiovisual.

I'm in Venezuela. I entered the university a lot Oh, like the audiovisual? I started in Venezuela, I went to the university and I did the... I was a doctor in Venezuela

The introductory course to social communication I had a golf course in Venezuela But my dad is in the army And he's been there for years My mom was one of the crazy ones But if someone is going to get in the hole, it's my dad

It's your dad My dad that doesn't watch this video

My dad left to the United States Is he mature? How long ago did he leave? He left in 2021

No, in 2022, sorry

No, 2023

I don't have a dad

I forgot I have a dad. No, no, no, 2023, sorry. I forgot.

I killed my dad.

I killed my dad.

No, I was in golf and I broke it. I broke it like a bitch in golf.

37 points, man. Terrible.

But it's another round, man.

But it's a chimba. We have not considered another sport.

Tell me, what with this dog? What do you like?

I would eat califa This dog is a joke No, I've always dreamed about this You can ask my family, I've always liked creating content

Yes, do something, man.

You can sell furrows.

Sure.

Why not?

I don't know, man.

I have that idea these days. Get a car and two more friends, man.

Yes, help.

Interviews.

Steal your friends.

No, he pays them.

He pays them two or three months later. So that it was like it is now, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say

I'm gonna say

I'm gonna say I'm gonna say

I'm gonna say I'm gonna say Yes Oh my God Save me, save me

What's the most horrible thing that has happened to you? Having a distant relative who dies Because for example, my grandmother died while she was here And I was in Venezuela And last year, on December 15th, the day of my father's birthday My grandfather died in Venezuela and we were here in Colombia

Oh, yes

So don't go out again, because you'll lose another relative You go to Venezuela and another pirouette is going to die

when?

that's like when you die in a battle I grew up with them, they are my dad's parents So it's like losing a mom?

Yes, so psychologically I think they are on a trip My grandma came here and she came on a trip and I stayed in Venezuela And I came to my grandma's house and she was in Venezuela So I said, no, that's it

She's dead

No, man, the worst thing is that I got bit of a No, man, I'm going to be a little bit of a No, man, I'm going to be a little bit of a No, man, I'm going to be a little bit of a No, man, I'm going to be a little bit of a

No, man, I'm going to be a medical mistake of chambones Ay, no, it's healthy what they are What a rage, man

Yes, yes, yes

Look, I left my grandmother

She looked like a nice grandmother

No, my grandfather was called Amparo, he killed her

But your grandmother still endured, man Yes, of course, I think from 64 to 66

But what a bitch I don't understand He said, stop what you do, stop You're lying! He's taking a picture with artificial intelligence and everything

That guy doesn't accept that he's a gay I want to be a gay!

He doesn't accept it, he's a renegade

And I'm taking pictures with artificial intelligence

Let me see!

Let me see here

But Wiz must be very hard. I think that when someone close to me dies, God willing, it will be a long time. It will be a long time because... Yes, of course, to be with your family. With my parents, I play the role of them.

And I say, for their sake, I have to see them die. Because if they see me die...

A painful...

It will hurt hurt a lot also a relief for the cougars

look at the other side

he has to answer he has problems

he thinks that suicide

is a thing

he has a cousin called Ramo greetings to Ramo he was born in Gonorrhea but more than that he always laughing like... Like, this is so hard.

It's awesome, but...

No, it's awesome.

But you have to do the patch too, and not just sit here.

And it also takes away the stigma of the people who have...

But you see, you...

I'm very encouraged. There are times when you, with the rap, you can talk for a while and the guys are like... Yes, yes, yes. You can talk for a while and the guys are like this. Or is it my impression?

No, no, no.

I think we are all like that.

Yes, but we are all like... But I also feel like... The good thing about being Venezuelan is that... Pene...

How did you win 400?

Penecos.

Penecos.

It's good because, Mariko, for example, I come here without any motivation. Do you guys feel less down? You guys don't even want to ask us anymore. No, we need that. Interaction, energy. You have a dis...

Displaced energy. Displaced energy?

Displacement.

Dis... Disillusioned.

My dog. listen. It was awesome. It was awesome, thank you. I liked you a lot.

Really? I think you saved me from this bad luck. You can tell that...

You can tell that he's a good person.

You can tell that he's a happy person.

And he doesn't stop being happy because people need to be happy. Yes, of course. Despite adversity.

Despite hunger. Don't let anyone turn off your smile. But don't turn it on too much. And despite the hunger. Despite the... You know, right? Buy the partner.

Make the expense.

Make the expense that my partner is hungry.

If you're going to buy beer, buy it with the partner. The partner is the good one.

Good line, you're doing it right. Good line, you're doing it right.

Dog, grandma is not there.