Por La Ventana Podcast en TALLER DE COSTURA #99 "EDWART SILVA” 🪡

I like the fans of Por la Ventana and that because they are like baristas but of disabled people I mean, just like the one who gets killed for the millionaire shirt, there are stupid people who would be killed by the fools And that pack of net? Manito, that's a net, look. Good. Yes, good, because I need it for a 7.

Is it more difficult to drive this than yours? It's more difficult to drive this than a bicycle. It's more difficult to drive this than a Boeing 747. It's easier to drive a helicopter than to drive this shit. Not even the magician drives this shit. Not even the wizard can drive this shit. That's right, man.

How long has it been since you've read Comet? Oh, man. Last year, no. When I was a kid, yes. When I was a kid, every day. As soon as August 1st arrived, uff. But on December 31st.

Every day. No, man. Every day, my love. He's crazy about the comets. But I haven't seen a comet in a long time. I think it was a year ago.

The last time I saw it was a year ago. Helping a friend's daughter to climb it. And I got stuck in a tree. Her daughter? No. The faggot daughter.

I got stuck in a my god. Yeah, I'm a maricona hola, niña La cometa si Pero la niña si quien sabe donde andará con el beneco Push cuando uno se le dio a la cometa era la mera tristeza no marica No, pues así que yo hueón con esa piró por allá en el árbol y yo que puta soy un imbécil por zapo

por zapo Y yo dije no con arrea ya contigo comprar otra y ya iba a comprar la otra cuando veo el veneco a ir bajando Y yo we parse es que esa cometa es mía y tal pero yo ya la bajé y tal Si y el man como con tres hijos I worked and stuff Yeah? The man told you? Yeah, and the man had like three kids Oh man And I was like, no bro, don't be like that

And the man saw that it was really our kids He was like, you know what? Give me something to drink soda with And I told Lucas And Lucas said, with that I can buy condoms So he can keep hurting those kids Irresponsible son of a bitch

there's nothing more fertile than a poor man to the good oh man they're really poor and they want from A4 to A5 and the rich people want to have kids yes, and they have to pay expensive treatments millions

and a lot of shit and the poor ones are really a little bit twins they pee and a bush grows a tree comes out I'm a little bit of a dickhead A little bit of a dickhead Twins They pee and a tree grows And yes, but why would that happen?

I don't know My parents Poor guys with four kids Look at him Now that one is big, he realizes I don't know how they made me crazy

And how did they get you to get ahead? Yes, of course. I know how to do it. With a pinch of bread and water. With a pinch of bread and water, get 4 Chinese guys in front of you? Yes, dude.

If it wasn't for the comedy, I don't know how I would have done it. I mean, myself. Now, for 4, not even 4, for 6. four to six because his father, his mother and his other three brothers. Yes of course. How did they do it? I remember that it was bread, water, bread, water, bread, water, bread, water, and on the weekends, tamalito, and that was like.

Of course. No, my dad is tall. My dad is like that, he went crazy, he heard. And he is, but he can work. Yes, my dad is in a bad mood My dad is in a bad mood He gave us tamales on Tuesday and Sunday

My dad is in a bad mood My mom is also in a bad mood, right? I don't know what's wrong with her dad Now he just wants to eat tamales That man is shitting green He shits on leaves

But it happened to me I went with a friend to a town called Atagayma. But I had 60 lucas. And the partner told me, let's go, let's go, I'll help you, I'll sponsor you. And I took the 60 lucas and the guy took an eighth of marijuana. But you were carrying a lot of marijuana. No, an eighth is not much.

But two? But yes, more or less. And at one point, the money ran out. My 60s were over, the money ran out, the marijuana ran out. And the lady who was giving us a ride, his grandmother, the lady sold tamales. That lady would give us tamale for breakfast, tamale for lunch,

tamale for food, tamale all the time, because it was the only thing she had. And I, at one point, I was gonna be a star. I gotta know where they were There's a little who wrote back and I know there's a little who wrote They come here time total tomorrow keep I do you know it's toast. Oh, it's tomorrow No, but you know and he stops and looks at it and says, this is bad and a tamale is there, and he picks up the spoon and gives it to him the spoon and look, another one, look how good it is to recycle God will try

the traffic light is damaged but if a traffic light is damaged and it is important, they have to fix it on the spot it should already be some traffic here and it would be that there is also damaged, but it's a facelift. I don't understand why they don't work on the mobility. The mayors, the presidents.

Jota should have good mobility. I'm going to kill the mayor, Jota. Camilo Sánchez for better mobility. Come on, this kid is getting wet. He's getting his leg wet. Oh no.

Let's see if he believes it. I'm on top of the super now. I'm not a little kid But it's not a poor idea. You know, I did a star is compando. I Know They say I I think he looks like a gang member from War and Peace Thank you very much Arreglo for sending us this They sent us this and a new Paca and a new flavor But they didn't send us a contract or anything No

So you're thankful? They didn't send us a Formula 1 car They didn't send us any fucking shit This would come with a Felpita, one of these and well It makes sense, right? They planned it

Oh, yeah You know I blow my nose I I'm going to give this to her and my mom is going to stop being hungry. Your mom already quit prostitution. She quit. She quit her HIV. Thanks to my mom. We were talking about quitting prostitution, but now Camelia is more eager. Camelia has wings. What's the activity today? Is it outdoor? No.

Because it's raining a lot. Yes, since we started the show. I don't know, Marika. Do you think he complains a little? No, I like to work more with Andrea. Hi, Andrea. Hi.

You're beautiful, Andrea. What's up, Andrea? How are you? I don't mind getting wet because I'm getting wetter. You're doing very well on YouTube, right, Andrea? Yes, although there are people who can't stand me. support Andreas is a bitch. Andreas is the one who says, I'm going to drink this, it's going to be so good. But when you say that, you're already drunk. Yes, it's inevitable.

You're already lost. You're already asking for the Uber. You weren't with Andreas, you say, the sex is good, but you say, no, there's nothing here. I can't drink, I can't... Most of the time, I think not. What happens to me when... I mean, not now because I'm a different man.

But what happens to me when... I don't have a... You're different. Physically. Crazy, with spots. And more and more different, right?

Now I'm more different. Yes, you see, daddy. Yes, you see. There he goes, we have seen the sand, he's not afraid. He says, alter ego formula to justify his perrotesis. His...

His... His bullshit. His homosexuality. That's the first one. But if it's real, one day you drive this car, you'll drive any car in the world.

What have you done? Papi, honey, honey, you know, like, officially... No, I'm kidding. Oh, well, I'm happy. Oh, damn, brother, it's going well. It's a joy, you can't blow every day.

I don't get out of the scare, bro. No. I'm scared of that. What's up, ass? How are you? Don't you have to wear a mulet? You're going to drink, bro. I'm not going to drink from that fucking bottle again. My dog, I know him.

You're going to travel like this, man. You're going to travel like this. There are girls whore. My dog, I know him. He travels like this, dude. He travels like this. There are girls in the farras who arrive with guys, and you see them with another guy. And then with another guy. They are waitresses.

And another one. The one from Paris Parking. Bitch. What's wrong with you? I'm working. With one and and the other, right? No, I'm not going to do it, but... Security, take him out, this guy won't let me work. Don't you have a pillow?

Yes, I have one. Ah, I hadn't seen it. But have you felt better? You're not going to train anymore, it's another thing. But can you support him now? No, not yet, but I'm already at the stage where I can do weight transfer, exercises... I I'm a little tired, but who are you with? No, I'm here with some friends. Oh, your friend just arrived and he sent me a picture of him.

Entering with a dick. What? Really? But a little while ago? I'm editing the episode and I see the dick on the back of the phone. And I take off the pants and he's tattooed there. Ah, cool.

Colombia, I have everything tattooed here. All of it. Really? I have everything tattooed here all of it like this? he changed the history of everything he was the one who changed the whole story he and Cristobal Colon

made the bases of everything he and Osama bin Laden changed everything Osama bin Laden I saw the Osama documentary it was so good they threw bombs at him

they were so big that they exploded under the floor because the pyro lived in caves We call a review no money Caseman levo Taron bombas que la bomba Stanny way putas que esta llama por debajo del piso porque el Pero vivian cuevas Penetran el suelo Hacen así hacen así como si fueran un taladro pues esas fueron las que le mandaron a hace poquito las que mandó trope pero Miguel Lourdes In the head. Of those, of those. I also know some that bury themselves and explode inside. Those are the ones that Andrea has seen.

The ones that bury themselves and explode inside. How are you doing with that papiloma, Andrea? How are you? No, I got it from Parcho. It's like a flu. The papiloma left because one is very deaf.

The papiloma left because one is not human. His cousin said. I No, but he told me how I saw the chapter and what a shame with you, Camila because You know, I don't know what happened to that girl, she calls me if she kills her, she worries And you have done as he did in his game here the man now only plays staves If it's not the champion, don't call me to go to the neighborhood No, that with the reacts that if it's to win, don't call me I'm not going to win. If we had won, it would have been cooler. I want to apologize to the federation for hurting you. I know I hurt myself in the worst moment. And that's why all this is happening.

Of course, you made us very happy. The Chileans were very happy when they saw that you were not going to be there. But how did you feel? I don't know. The field was full, there were like 22,000 people No, it wasn't full because the full camp has 40,000 people But half the capacity was here, it's a lot

It was almost full, man Hey, and... And... Hey, fuck, something is burning No Oh, man, you're making me...

That video was so... What happened? Oh, man, that's my pussy Man... I think... I Mean I Miss hombre I know who it is. Who? I don't know. Do you know, Cami? No, I don't know. I move my silhouettes. Why do you know?

Because the man doesn't sing, the man is Silva. It's true, right? Silva? Is Eduard Silva? I'm very evident, but... Oh, I don't know.

Is Eduard Silva? Yes, I know. Oh, you're so bad. I don't know, if you could give a gift to Eduard, what would it be? A race. Lautanas. No, I'm kidding. A race.

No, no, no. What would I give him? To the right. To the right is a good question. Eduard is the most complex human being I know, but I like him very much. You know why I like him?

Because he's very honest. Something I value in people is that they are honest. I prefer that they tell me, Gonorrea, you smell bad. I want the right one. To the one who is telling me, Wow, how are you? Yes, yes.

And then I'm telling people, Hey, look how bad you smell. It's sincere, that's good. How good is the topic here. No, be gonorrea. I I I'm going to be able to do it. But we're already putting him on the spot. He needs to do things. Clothes, a market, a market.

Any pound of rice, anything you want to donate. Claws, food is PDSR, guys. Or some shoes, he doesn't have shoes. Oh, that. Get out of there, there's a window. Hello, hello, hello.

Welcome through the window, dog. But why like that? Who has entered more original? I thought it would be harder for him to enter like that, but he entered very short. See you later, dog! What did you do?

Welcome through the window, little guy! Some will remember you... I'm not going to offend anyone. Some will remember your stereo voice. Some will remember the War of Flames gang, but most of them don't remember. I I mean, Sanchez is a sicko, he's a bully, he doesn't let himself be provoked. It's a delight, I love him, I love Rocky. And it's hard for him not to let himself be provoked.

What are we going to do? We're going to go to the pub, we're going to see the activity of the day, it's an activity for the guest. Relax, Demi, before you! We started but... Lie, lie, Eduardo, I'm upset. Eduardo Silva.

Alias Gabelsitico, tree, extra, psychopath. But above all, friend. What profession is he in right now, dog? Ice cream seller, Uber, porter, waiter, hamburger seller, hot dog, sandwich. Is he selling a hamburger? No, that's his whole life.

Oh, I see. Are you selling hamburgers? No, that's my whole life. I sold cones in the tunnel. You sold cones? How did you sell them? We were broke and we went to live. I'm the guest, not you. I forgot what I was going to say.

You're still my friend. You have to have a touch with Ebar. Otherwise, we end up stabbed. We were in a were bad at home and then a family, beyond so many people who belonged to the family, sold cones in the tunnel park. For every three cones you sell, you earn 100 pesos.

Or if you want, you eat a cone. And I went to the tunnel to work and that's a real pain in the ass because you arrive with your giant bucket full of cones and the police arrive with trucks so you have to run from the main entrance to the tunnel to go to the mall from the mall to the residential complexes

from the residential complexes to the park I sold a single fucking cone I sat in a park and put my feet on the fridge and the one who came asked me if I sold cones I sold them and that's it but I didn't walk cones, cones, cones, because it was very difficult.

But you didn't sell cones? That's why I didn't sell. I barely sold to eat two cones. No, but what a bad business. Very bad, it's very difficult. And how long did that dog last?

Two cones. Two hours. But, man, so a person who sells cones will also have to do the same? foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign I think that the guys from Bonai are the ones who get the job because they only hire vulnerable people and they pay them very little But not only the guys from Bonai, all of them Even Vivecien is a good one Look at this show It's so good to see the guys from Vivecien and they are already old, it looks like they are 7 years old

They lived to 100 This guy is 15 years old They say that the job in Vivecien is not hard Carlos, 15 years old. Edward, when did you say you were an actor? You two are colleagues.

We are colleagues, we are competitors, we are everything. But you are younger than me. How old are you, Edward? I'm 41 years old. Edward is already 41? I'm 41 years old.

You're old. You're going to the room, you fag. And Eduard... Gangs, gangs, it was 20 years ago, man. Eduard was in gangs, war and peace. I was 18, I worked as a waiter, I was in my war and I needed money to live. I looked at the newspaper and there was something that said, earn the minimum in a week. The social workers were 4 minimums, they were the reluks, man. actor, that actor and that was the offer and then circulated in the newspaper in what newspaper was that?

I don't remember the time of the spectator, that rest I went and took a photo, I was 16, 17 years old, I had pimples all over my face, more face of money I think I was talking like that, I was carrying shit, I lived in Ciudad Bolivar and we were bad with money once I registered, daddy, it didn't go to shit then they never called me. What a son of a bitch.

A year passed, and again the need and again the urge to go out and study something, go out and work on something, go out and do something for life. My mom told me, do something, he's old, he's 17, I don't know what. He's old and all young. I went to the newspaper again and I found the same son of a bitch warning and I said, why didn't they call me?

You have to renew your registration I said, oh, so I can use it and then I didn't have so many grains and then I took a picture, dog, without the grain and all that and they called me Amor A Mil, they called me Francisco the mathematician and he made it

I called attention a little So the first first approach you had with the TV was Amor a mil. Amor a mil? What was amor a mil? A novel? A novel. The first one is the character, but since I'm an extra, I have extra experience before being in a gang. And there was Julio Cesar Luna, Manolo Cardona, in that guild, in that world, they are the best.

The famous, the pioneers, the Emilio Sánchez of that time, the hard ones. Who was already in there? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to but when I couldn't afford it, my mom couldn't afford it, so she would lend me 40 or 50 bucks. But you were the only child at that time? No, we were five children. One of my sisters died at 11, at 11 o'clock in the morning, because my mom was kicking her too much. Oh, that's great!

She had to separate. Really, man? There were five of us, I was the oldest of four. What was the name of the one who died? foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign foreign I never met my dad, my dad never answered for me. So my 15-year-old mom had to redo her life and she had another kid. Wait, wait, wait, Luis, what... It's that now I'm all shit, right? And you need to go back in history more and more. How old were you when you had your mom?

At 15, she had me. Oh, damn, your mom had you so young. Because my mom was abandoned by my grandmother and my grandfather used to hit my mom a lot and she'd throw her fingers. My great-grandmother was displaced by violence. In the month of her pregnancy, she had to leave the village and flee to Bogotá. The family had money. Give him a cone.

Let me do it. Look at him. I have a funny story that you've heard in the shows we have. The story that starts that movie is the story of my great-grandmother. My great-grandfather went to the park and shouted, ''You, Uribe, you son of a bitch!'' And they shot him.

Your grandfather? And they turned him into shit. And his sisters told my great-grandmother, ''Go away, because they're going to kill you.'' And she was a month pregnant. They told her, ''Go away.''

And they never gave her a cent of his money. in My grandmother was born once, an orphan, a displaced father, and poor. No, she's going to die. No, your grandmother who was born... You know what, I'm going to tell my mom, you know what, I want to kill myself. Millionaire's daughter. My mom wanted to abort me, my grandma told her, have the Chinese guy, I'm here, in life, thanks to my grandma.

Yes, but she was going to abort you. My mom educated me with hatred, my mom hated me, I'm a big fan of hers. I'm a comedian thanks to you. Because that's where I say all those things about my life. All those things. It's pure black humor, funny. So I thank you, Malparia. Hahaha.

Those talks with the mom. The mom is like, you son of a bitch. She's like, wait, wait. Oh yeah? And she moves back like this. I love you, Malparia. I

Think So I'm not judging, on the contrary. My parents gave me a hard time, and they made me go through a lot of needs and a lot of faces. I already learned that what you are saying is totally true. Before they didn't go crazy, they made way. Because they were two poor people with four children. Of course. You understand me? What they did was a masterpiece.

It's a masterpiece. And right now, thank God, one is fine. I'm proud of them, why not? They gave their lives for you In the middle of all that, they give you a visa But we all didn't leave the house without a child The one who had everything, university, travel, everything This guy ends up killing girls in poor neighborhoods Or it turns out that the parents always gave him money and they were never there

So they feel an insecurity, that makes them... Luckily we were poor Luckily, but luckily my dad caught a truck and that's it foreign foreign I Will appear the only hope or segun lo que entiendo creo que fue por que se toma unos medicamentos muy fuerte Entonces es una toda el feo. Okay. No, I mean mama silly. I'll put you in Patel man Yes, I know to make a mentor something we were doing

Medicine a natural They have a mitral on 600 I'm a very strong medic. It's natural medicine. I gave him my 600mg of Trolol. Every day and night. Every 6 hours. And if he took more than one dose, I gave him twice. My grandfather would get sick because the soup was cold and hot. My grandmother told me that with a lot of anger.

I would put the soup on him and leave. When I felt the hot plate on his back, he would tell me, that's very hot, you bastard. I would go to my grandmother and I would say, oh, I hate my grandfather so much. One day, we almost had a fist fight.

Oh, so he's still alive? Yes, he's still alive, talking to the trees and the things. He's the one with schizophrenia. We're going to need a lot of activity to be able to talk. This show is going to be crazy today. Finally. But there's also one that says, well, if you have schizophrenia... How can you fight?

And how can you not hit the woman? No, no, no, no, no, that's true. He's been crazy since he was a kid because his grandmother beat him at school when he was 8 years old. I I My mom was a bitch, a doctor, a refined person, saying that the old woman was a whore. It's cool that you're afraid of me, because one day I might kill you all together. But if something happens to me...

If we... What are we going to get him out of this? What's with all this tension? No, but it can happen, it can happen. I only tell him, man, that if it happens, to his head.

To his head, because... Oh, there's one left injured, you're screwed. You've been blessed, man. You're a joker. It's the closest thing to the Joker I know. I sometimes don't have anything to eat, and my friend gives me work. But it's great, man. Thanks, Camin. Thanks, Camin.

Thanks, you saved us all. Sometimes, Camin, you have a foundation. Instead of openers, you have a foundation you son of a bitch. I was invited to go to Medellin, Guatapé, Carmen del Viboral. And I was full of contempt. When did you end up with a... We went there, I was screaming in the car with Mario and Sánchez.

But when did you end up with your daughter? When we broke up. Of course, that was about four years ago. Exactly, four years. It was a long-lasting relationship. I'm Skinny story

We are Difficult Historic Is a violence But oh yeah is And the comedy, and then you get to the comedy and you meet Culo, you meet Sanchez, you meet Mircho, you meet this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this place. And when you get to this guild, you say, GonoRea, I'm not weird, I'm normal. I'm where I have to be.

This Pirozzi is weird. Like in La Claca, we're all normal. Dog, the gorgonitas. Like the one in Lemming. We're all here, the relegated, the gorgonitas. Among the weirdos, you don't feel weird anymore. We are all normal, Gonorea.

We also have a similar level of poverty. We also lack things. We also have traumas. Yes, so that brings us together. Envy. All those things are coming up.

We are human beings and it is normal to go through that. It's like piloting this. That program that has so much shit, I had a car and such I'm envious, I envy you, because I envy you But don't envy me please What do I have, what about me?

There are people who say But it's the car, it's the car But you are very honest with yourself Yes, I'm going to shit No, but you can't ignore that. I think you have confidence in someone, or with someone, when you really tell them or know them in that side that no one wants to know, which are the sides... That you don't show, you know? There's no context to speak about it.

Yes, exactly. Hi, I'm an orphan, my father, and my grandmother was displaced. What time do you tell that? I'm from the state of Gonorrea, I'm going to be a Goh-Melo, a Pirogo, and a Umarica. You can't imagine, I'm more of a Kiusseñero. The thing is, I changed my way of speaking because my voice got thicker. And I'm more of a drag, but you think I'm a Goh-Melo and a rapper. I come from the bottom and I'm fighting it. And you're going to stop me, it's tough. I

Just in people's to the scene this by any other polemic pura put me I'm going to go through the window Yes, the idea would be to go not because I feel like it it's because either they leave me in jail or they leave me with the reputation I had In the end, it's like the people of the guild

that make the guild and that's not good for anyone I'm not going to judge Edward because he's doing the same as me and he's trying to get some media attention. If it's true about the cell phone, we have to talk about it, but he didn't answer my call. Because I left it without a cell phone.

It could be that, right? Today we're going to open a cow among the 15 people who are connected to Edward's cell phone. Edward, if you're going to see this, I'm sorry I'm going to turn off my cell phone and I'm going to try to give you a better cell phone. Like dad, not like Edward.

That's why it hurt me that it will end with spirit and that they ended it like that because we were building something that is very difficult and it is to join a guild. I know that many were there for the opportunity and for stealing cameras and such, but thank goodness we got together, but we're all friends. We want to keep partying with those people.

Now that Oleta is a faggot, he's going to get Davis and Duván to get their mediocre bosses and their mediocre lackeys. It sounds horrible, but I'm not going to screw it up with Sánchez. Because Sánchez doesn't give me work. How am I going to steal it? But it has happened That you have stolen it? No, no But... But you don't cover it

Dog, leave that money like that I pay, I pay for that, I pay for that Good, good, with me, Antonio Are you pointing it out? I'm going to support you There are other things It's just that... What a ass you have now, pointing it out to me when you say

There are people who have fucked it No, no, no We've fought but I've never fucked her. I've never done anything. And time will tell you what a conflict is between colleagues for things, and what it is to be a rat and what it is to carry someone in the wrong. Let's see, what I least want is to stand in a victimization position about what is happening. I already told you, I'm a public figure, I can deal with these things.

Comrades, people of the country, I address you today not as a simple cultural manager, Compañeros y compañeras, pueblo comediante de la patria, me dirijo hoy a ustedes no como un simple gestor cultural, sino como un perseguido. Esto se trató de un plan orquestado por la ultraderecha del humor discapacitado. Entonces lo que yo pienso y creo es que tenemos un formato que es muy difícil, which is roast. So I say, sicko, you say, sex addict, you say, whore, you say, sex addict, you say, whore, you say, ignorant, whatever. How do we make it so that after we finish recording, we are friends?

After we said that shit. So that's a level of professionalism in the comedian that has to reach at some point and know, this is with enthusiasm and we just recorded and that's it. When they come to steal you, They make two-hour long jokes about you not doing stand-up, that you don't do stand-up, that you don't follow... That's not roast. That's not uploaded to YouTube, that's not a live stream, that's not a meme, that's nothing.

That's taking people to the wrong path. But who are you referring to exactly? Anyone who steals, because they steal from us at any time. But you're referring to the person who speaks badly of the person without... And stealing him. No, it's a stoke comedian t6 take a nose a cake a tata and love emporize Sanchez Por qué porque los va a invitar a foxness a parado hombre nombre nombre no le pida trabajo No, I'm a rican. Oh, come on. I come in. I love our cabezas. See what you do. You're gonna see screaming. Oh, papi, bro

Because no me come from the corner West game a tina alguna What does this one say? I say the names because you feel that, man. I felt it more when we were in Core Animo. That's the alarm, man. Yes, and everything is... I felt the betrayal. But I didn't feel anything.

I also felt the betrayal behind all the time. Behind, man. Something you can't deny. Yes, I'm tired and I'm crazy. I don't steal from anyone. I'm not a thief, I'm not disloyal, I'm what I am. And what he is, is a son of a bitch.

Whenever the guest is a comedian, we end up fighting. And they apologize later. No, I didn't say that, it's all good. But I feel that being friends also consists of fighting. Because we are people with different thoughts, different attitudes, and we do have the ability to fight. But to fix it...

To fix it, Drayán Mora, come here, Drayán! What, Drayán, you're not my friend? It's because you're really a friend, you understand? Yes, of course. Because you also understand that there is a dark side there, that there are also defects, but you understand them and accepts them. And then you have to mature and wait for the other one to understand those things. But the years passed, 10 years passed.

I have a thousand in vivo, they have sent me dollars, I have set up shows. Maybe I haven't filled out the results, but they have existed. They have sent me shoes, they have sent me socks. I haven't stolen anyone. If you need the market, you add it. The only thing true that they said in that program is that I'm a good comedian. Well, there are more people here than with Gaber. How did Gaber do it? How many people did he connect? What a sin.

Well, I'm going to throw you some gossip about Gabriel too. The 7 to 5. Comedians like Edward, comedians like Jerónimo Martín, Diego Osorio, comedians like Oscar Suárez, like Harrison Murillo. Well, Harrison, no, because he is very beautiful, divine. Of the masters I've had, he's the best. Uh! Yes, that boy is super beautiful. Zoom in, zoom in, zoom in.

Ah, I did this show, I have these friends, I did this tour, I did this. The other one adds, steal this, steal this, steal this, steal this, steal this. Yes, of course. So it's his act and're the best comedian in the universe and the galaxy, but you're a rat, motherfucker.

A traitor, a bad friend. And you're picking up what you've harvested and what you've planted, my friend. Hey, in art, I feel like you must be a good person. I mean, art is in charge of sharing. The human part, right? I think that's what makes you fall in love.

Is it human or yes or yes? the music, the painting, the comedy, the class, everything. And it doesn't have to be beautiful, because there are things that are very rough, and that's art because it's an expression. But stealing is not art. Exactly, exactly. But I didn't say, my uncle, my uncle said, stealing is an art, man. He has to do it well.

And he stole a kiss like that. But I admire Eduard a lot for that, because I know Eduard's life. Edward is the person that I would say with more justification can be bad. Edward is not bad. Sure, he made mistakes like all human beings, but he is not dishonest, he is not bad. He's crazy, yes. And why? It's not because he's perfect.

It's because I screwed up and I learned and I had to face my mistakes. I was with a girlfriend of my friend and I lost that friendship. Why do you point it out? Because now it's him. Amistad I'm With me No, I don't talk to them or anything. No, man, that's how it is.

They're rich because they're really good, but no. You don't talk to them. And if they're not, you know. I forgot what I was going to say, dog. Calm down. Calm down, dad, calm down.

Calm down, dog. I'm gonna give you a hug. Stop it! Let go of that! I forgot everything. I forgot everything. Comedians commit suicide live on Polish TV. But they resurrect some of them. What's that?

We're talking about managing emotions, you fucking taxi driver. Double taxi driver, you son of a bitch. We're going down to the glorieta and we're going to explode because we're spores. I I'm a sensitive person. You have to go through the emotion. At some point, the issue was suicide. Are you thinking of committing suicide? Yes. And what did I get involved in? Investigate and feel it and live it.

And in the gutter I cried. They saw me cry. I swear, I also had a gutter and I said, Fuck, we went to a farm, there was the fat magician. And what a cry, so double. foreign

foreign I was so cold, I was even colder than what I just said. What I just said. He got all the ecstasy. But at 5 in the morning, you're screaming like that. I'm like, no, dog, come on, let's get in, let's get in. Dog, bring milk. You haven't loved, you haven't had a heartbreak like that, of crying for months or things like that? Or are you just dogs, bastards? No, I haven't felt it yet. foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign I think it was the most... I'm going to change, cheers! Why are you going to change? Take a sip! We started with the change!

Give me a sip to change! How do I change? Do you think it's harder not having met your father? Or that your father died? I think it's harder to lose him. Is it harder because you had him? I think it's more like, fuck, to lose him. Losing him is harder because you had him.

Of course. I already felt his love. I think it's harder, I've never met him, because it's like, fuck, my dad... I mean, if you lost him, it's because he took your life. But that he never wanted to answer for you,

like, he never wanted me. And that rejection seemed harder to have it and then lose it. Because it doesn't hurt me to not have known it. That's why I've known how to use a wheel since I was little. So you don't miss anything? I don't miss anything. But did your stepfather work with you?

Yes, my stepfathers, obviously, don't want it. My mom tells me that the baby, the one who killed him, the one who grabbed his leg, He sold drugs. Yes. And he had that in boxes. And as a baby, I put my finger in a cream. And my mom said, ah, he wants to put cream on himself. And he put his four fingers in the cream and... And the baby's face was like...

And I stayed for years with my eyes dry. As an adult, my mom said, what happened to you as a child was this and this and this. And I... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I told him, Eduardo had a lot of poop on his face. A lot of poop on his face. On his tail. He called it poop. He called it poop. He called it poop.

What you were saying, your mom hit you with the desk, was that true? My aunt told me, tell the teacher that she crashed with a door. Ah, of course, because... My mom used to hit me all the time, she'd jump on the stone, because I used to write very small letters, and as a son of a bitch I used to write big ones,

now it's very big, and bam! Tell the teacher that she crashed with a door, tell the teacher that she fell, I mean, I worked for me, she cooked for me. So there are good things about my mom. You always have to keep the good things, because if not, you'll get resentful.

Exactly. Did you make peace with your mom? Yes, we talked a lot. She started smiling at 20 years old. When you were 20? When I was 20, she realized that I was screwing her with that human being. When did she start making food? I realized I was screwing up with that human being. When he started doing comedy? I had already done gangsters, but I hadn't done a movie with Antonio Banderas.

I did events. Events where you dress up as a dad and get paid 100 bucks a day. 100 bucks a day, man! 100 bucks and I'm going there! From a waiter of 5,000 pesos a day to 100,000, I dress up as I want.

He started talking to me differently, I started studying English. to She told him, there are children who kill their mothers. Forgive me, son. We cried, we hugged, and she's a friend, she's a partner. We fell like this. And here she is, and the head is gone. I always carry her with me. Right, mom? What happened, Edward?

All the children's mom. Now I carry her in my heart. Let's go there. Yes, sir. What are we going to do? We are going to hang Edouard's face on a tree? We are going to help him commit suicide? We are going to pick the tree.

Thank you. Nowadays, isn't that a possibility? To be honest, yes. There are days when you ask yourself, what is my future? What am I going to live off of? What do you think of that?

That there is no future. I have a video experience. I'm not a comedian, I'm not famous, or any of that shit, nor do I fill up theaters. My mom's husband will die, and I'll be the son who will accompany her. So I have to have a family business to help her pay for her services, and because you don't have to leave your parents. But there's no future, where am I going to get that from? I We're going to have a childhood today, Eduard. We're going to leave him in the family welfare, he's already so big. Friends, welcome to the family welfare.

Welcome to my child's house. Good morning, guys. Good or what? What a leg! What a envy! Are you going to race or what? These kids are dirty, man.

Antia, no. The activity there is a different activity What is the activity there? Today we are going to adopt someone, Antiano Where are we? Well, my name is Mindre

What does Mindre mean? Woman with God Woman with God? Stop, you're making it up It's a organization that works with girls I came to Ben Post at 11 years old

I had family problems But you have to go out now, right? No, I haven't left yet. I'm already 12. Oh, you left like a... Exactly. You left with your tits up.

You left the pregnancy. They gave me the milk I wanted. The question is, all the people here are people who have had a... They were all raped. They come for protection. Some guys come from the territories because they have been threatened. Threats of rape?

Oh no, no, no, no. You have to abuse it. How old do people get here? And what is the activity? They are going to learn to sew, supposedly. Oh, I know how to sew.

Here the girls sleep. Oh, here it is? I know how to sew. Here the girls sleep. Here? But obviously I'm not the dog. No, no, no. I present to you, Joan. Is he the one who raped?

No, no, no. The sewing workshop also teaches them how to sew. How are you doing with the sewing? Good. And here, can you fit like this between them?

Yes, a kiss. Of course, a kiss. In fact, all of them. No, but maybe there are laws. You can't with under 14 years old. Sure, no, and in the whole country, right?

Good morning. You are sitting in front of a plane That's right You are going to do the first exercise of making a machine move with the pedal, the pedal that you have down here Compress it without any substance

The exercise is very fast A child came and stigma of conflict The Chinese took out a real gun They promised me I was going to win Slowly Soft

Hard My machine will shut down Beauty, beauty Emil, why are you her what that is? That's a plunger. Camil, why is the screwdriver called screwdriver if it also screws?

That's a great question. Leave us comments. Screw your... Industrial screw, Emil. The next exercise is that you are going to do these lines without getting out of the sheet. Oh no, what a stupid thing to do.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can she do it in another machine? No. Yes, not in the El Cojo. In the El Cojo. I lied, I lied. You lift your foot with your knee, you put the sheet, once you've placed it, you lower your foot, and this is where you're going to pedal.

And you're going to do these straight plans. Open my egg. And you have to stay in a straight line. Elemir knows straight lines. One trying to improve and the other putting the lines to one. That's how you can't.

The one who does the best lines. Do you want a time competition? I can't do it like that You have to do the best line It's a competition for time No, but why do you do things with such a hurry? Because it's pressure The machine can't work with the one I've lifted And now what do I do? How do I stop that? You have to take the pedal off

But I already took it off He did it with two lines and he went crazy Well, is it going or what? At 12 o'clock, it's done well I'm doing it like a real man. I'm doing it like a real man. Are there many lines? Yes, there are all the lines. I'm doing it like a real man.

First perfect. I'm doing it like a real man. I'm doing it like a real man. I'm doing it like a real man. I'm doing it of this one, come here Compare them Compare them, you saw what they were Eduard

What is Turek? Look at Eduard's Eduard is so angry Eduard could unsew with a sewing machine I'm going to look at you and I'm going to do this with the scissors

Look at this one Eduard is more a concept This one is the cleanest. The cleanest is the dirtiest. How ironic. That's right. I envy you, partner. Work on your own.

You have more experience, you guys. The next one is very simple. Since you know how to use the machine, you'll make the line until we get to the smallest one. Which one is that? It looks like the's for the winner.

Let's do that and bring a kid. And the kid... So you're my dad. You're my dad now. So now you're going to be my family. Daddy, can I eat bananas later?

Can you tell your friend to sell me a cone? I want a cone. That's your Red Bull. You know I'm going to wait for Johan to come out. He's going to come out now. Well, guys. Johan is coming out. Let's see if they don't get motivated with this. It's the class of the house.

Whoever wins is going to take the boxers that this mannequin has. That mannequin is a bald man. So that they learn to raise their arm without getting hit. I don't have the supervision. It's very stressful, right?

I'm going to sew to relax. Triple machine. I'm using my fingers to sew. Do you have your own methods? I have my own methods. And you sew the leg.

Is that all? I can't believe you're sweating. I can't believe I'm sweating sewing. Look at how much sweat you're sweating. But I'll see what I put my effort into.

No, but it's okay. No, really. I'm sorry, sometimes it sticks. Ready, jury? No, but it's okay. I'm with three lines already.

Hey, can I get a piece of cloth? Give me a piece of cloth. Okay, jury, which one is better? This one. Come on! Perfect. That's mine.

Why did I think it was so ugly? Because you look like a bunny. Thank you. Okay, next exercise. We're going to thread the machine. This is called the needle.

The machine. Oh, man! We put the thread. That too? Guide threads. The thread will always go in like this.

We have the next guide thread here. Snake hug. Next guide thread, the same thing. Here the thread goes up so that it has movement and there is no tension. Ready? Let's see if you let me sit. So the thread will go inside those plates.

The thread goes in there in the middle of the plates. It goes here to the cart. No, but the thread is here. Then it goes through here, guys. The thread comes out here. All over Caracas.

It goes in here. Let's go this way, guys. We're already in Monterrey. We'll take a B1. This is the exercise. Each one in his own machine. Ready?

Do we start or when? Hang the curtain. Do I put it here or here? Someone is having a hard time to neb, so I'll neb this morning. I already neb once and I have to wait a lot.

I almost didn't. I had to wet it so it would come in. Always. Someone here doesn't lubricate well. My friend is like this, wait a minute. Wait, I don't... It's just that...

And I'm like this, wetting it. Wait, wait, wait. I have it well stretched. But it's really long. But it's really flat. No, no.

One of the skinny ones says it's long. Alvira, I'm already nervous. Alvira is nervous. Look how easy it is. She did it, but all the thread got tangled. Oh, she threw her hand.

And why if she has a scissors, everyone cuts it with their teeth? It's a trick. It's a trick, frog and dick. I'm good at removing thread. Ready, so you're going to do... Superman.

I'm going to do it from here. You're going to lift the thread and the machine, as we say with the leaves, but... How much, how much? And we're going to see the process of how you how the machine cooks the nebrada. Once you have the nebrada, the rest is... It can be a matter of minutes.

We're going to cook it, but just flat. How much time do we have for this task? One minute. Always cook it backwards. Yes, or sideways. No, I'm kidding.

I'm going to beat those boxers. That sounds very gay. Thank you. Backwards, always backwards. Yesterday, Hernando came to scratch me again. I'm excited. Oh no, after this I buy my necklace.

He came, made love to me and scratched me. And that I sewed his pants, I treated him well. You have talent, it seems. It's that mom sewed. Tell the truth, your mom sewed another pair of pants. I'm going to get a new helmet. And I made sure to treat her pants right. You have talent, don't you think? It's just that your mom sewed it.

Tell her the truth. Your mom sewed it. Sorry, but look at that line. Soft, burn the spider. If you talk while you're needing it, it lasts longer. Because you're distracted.

I'm telling her, the machine, bitch, slut. You like it? you like it? Kids, please. They're without a dad, but kids. He's crazy. Stop, stop.

Don't yell at me. Yesterday I celebrated my birthday with Alberto. Alberto is a good man for you. I've been loved a lot, but I've never been in love with four girls. I remember one time, he told me, the time it takes for them to get out of jail is when we go on a trip.

That's why I do the conjugation whenever I can. I dedicate this to you. Be careful with this. Look, look, look. What's next, teacher? We're going to make a bag.

Everyone will take a piece of this fabric. It's double. Why do you think it's double? Because that's the bottom of the bag. Where are we going to put it? Here. Very good.

Karen is a child for her first day. Four, four. Everyone will take a piece of the fabric For a car What There look at my skin in this world That's it. What are you? You are... I have a... And the other phrase is... Fuck you, what else? You have good things to do. Hey, little chicken!

If your boyfriend doesn't suck your ass, that's why he doesn't suck. Look at this one. Breathe deep while I hide it. In the morning, the poor man is already gone. Oh, come on.

Baby! I wanted to send the other one? If not, I'll send the other one. And where you want to place your phrase, put it. Love is the most powerful force. We are here for the force of love, of comedy.

And because there are no more phrases, if one were to take it, it would be a shit, but well, ready. No, don't say that. That's it. Oh! But not that much, Edward. Do you want me to put it in? All the toast. Take it out.

Let it cool down. When it cools down, then you can eat it. Thank you, bye. See you. Love of the good. Although this is a redundancy, right?

Love always has to be good. I'm going to put you my life. This is my French. You are the one who has the most of that. Because I dedicated it to my wife many times. I sang it to my wife many times. In the movie Star Arena, by the way. So that's why I chose this phrase.

And the lyrics here. What a beautiful phrase. He cut it and everything. Ah partner, that's a little frog. My French for a person I'm Zapito. My phrase is for a person I admire a lot.

You're kidding. It's a balsa for me. I only have steps for you. I'm going to write a flag that says, I want to follow your steps. I chose this princess because my wife is a princess.

Oh, I know, but he's all in love, man. Who knows what he did? Oh, yeah! And the idea is that we have something like this What is that? Alone, alone How much do you charge me to make my bag? No! Oh That's what that son of a bitch says, thanks for asking. You're going to take out half of the fabric, with the one you marked and with the other half. Eight centimeters to one side and eight to the other. What is this for?

For the hole. For the half of the half. No, for the tape. For the tape. For, for, for, for. But Cami looks like a lady who sews.

It's a great cover. I'm going to be a little bit nervous. You're going to be a little bit nervous. 8 on this side, that's 8 on this side. 8 on this side and 8 on this side. Hurry up partner. Don't rush me. Ready teacher. You're going to put the tape on there.

It works because I can open the bag and it doesn't... But visually it's not going to work. Would it be better inside? Do you want it inside or in your mouth? In my mouth. In your mouth? How many mouths does it have? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, at last. After two hours. Right, look, well cooked. This one was bad. The teacher doesn't notice. We're already involved, man.

Yes, we are. But you know how many times you pick a bag and you don't know everything behind it. That's why they're expensive. That's why, Valen. They're expensive.

That's right, Valentín. That's right. Dog, who would have thought I was an expert in sewing? Triple A, dudes. Bags that are not found in San Andresito, sons of bitches. Only for you. We are going to sew it from here to down here. We have a problem.

Sorry. Sorry. That's it, all good. Of course, since it's the swashbuckler, everything is wrong. It's ok. Since it's the swachhuna, something is wrong. He's still doing the pulse. Rest.

Sancho is everything. It's hard, dog. Son of a bitch. I was going to record it. I'm going to record it. You're doing it too hard.

Look, if the rubber breaks, it's obvious, it won't cook. Oh! This is a very important thing. Look, well done. Let's go. Did you already take your bag? I only have passes for you. And I sent them to you in cash. It's a shame you don't say that

when you play soccer. Guys, we came to have fun. But your mom still cooked. My mom is a genius for this. When did your mom buy the? When I was a kid. I remember she bought me a limousine.

She wanted the machine more than you. She was so religious. She was more educated than you. Well, you son of a bitch, I'm getting old. You know what, teacher? Let's take advantage of this and put the boxers here. Thanks to all the people who believed in this project from the beginning. I really want to thank my family, because I do have...

Well, who are the judges? Because this has to be judged in some way. But you have to... The jury has to qualify the one that is well done, that it is aesthetically presentable. Each one presents his bag. My bag is used to carry wigs, glasses, marijuana bows, condoms, Presentable. Yes. I mean... Emil, why did you make your bag? Because in a person's bag, they get caught.

So I made mine. Look at this bag, man. I made this bag especially for my wife, but there's no big bag to keep the love I have for my wife. There's no big bag in the world.

He did something, man. Gabi, that man did something. He screwed up. Well, I made my bag in the world. He did something, man. Gabi, that guy, he did something. He did something. Well, I really did my bag thinking about Emil. Dog. I only have a few steps for you.

I hope the judges don't judge you. And the thing like this. Let's put it in. For that, it's this bag, see? Oh, motherfucker. He threw a dog in the bag.

Oh, man! He's like a dog. Oh, no! I dropped the bag. The bag was fine. I want you to see perfection. Let's see the seams. Mom, you can't say anything. What happened?

It's crooked. Show him the foot. Dad, here. It's crooked. I give it a 7 out of 10. Out of 10? No!

This one. What about this one a 7 out of 10 Out of 10? This one, this one And this one, what? No, look at this, it's very bad The print is bad because it's in the middle That one, that one was all year long Look, but without words, he...

Without words, he made it bad The fault is on him, he printed this, man, without words But if you flip the bag here, look Oh, that's shit But why are we going to flip the bag? I give it a 5

Oh that's hard Since it's for my wife, she didn't like it She didn't like it This is a bag made with a lot of love Because love is the most powerful force in the heart Where it's hard, the chuzo or the piroda

But this is like a bag for a child I'm gonna do it No, it's a new quality senior because I I'm missing a little bit of influence. Where are you coming from? You're very kind, I love you too. This is a bag to collect the dog's poop. Oh no, dog. Shut up, shut up, we already talked. Look, it's like a shampoo. This is shit, this is shit.

And the black thread doesn't fit me, it doesn't fit me. But this one, but this one. But it doesn't fit me, the red ones are really good. Look, I can sell the red ones. What do you mean the color combination? No, I don't like it. I didn't make it for you, man. I made it for me.

No, I give this one a 6. No, how can you give a 6 to my 2? That bag was really bad. I might have lost here, but when I got home, I won. Because my wife...

What a annoying pilot! No, mother, mother, forgive me mother I disappointed you, I know Do you sell what you do here? Yes, this is for the guys of the foundation We want them to come to our strong, capable school

So they can work Work and earn, like Shane? Like this, enslaved But if people want to send their brain here or something, or not? Work, work and work, like Shane, like that, enslaved. Like Shane. But if people want to send to do something here or something, or not. Can people learn to sew too?

Yes, in fact we have a group of mothers, head of family, empower women and train them so that they can also give a better life to their children. Did they receive any kind of donations or something? Let's say for other machines. Receive children. Child of children, receipt. Yes, workshops have been built that sell us machines a little cheaper, they give them to us, they can contribute to us, they can contribute to us economically.

We are going to win, apart from the money. Dad speaks for you, crazy. He speaks for you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. We've got the last Papa, speak for yourself Speak for yourself Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you For the window? No, no, no, Papa

We do the first round like this so people get excited But wait, can you help me? Like this? Who won? Who gave 300,000 bucks? It was awesome, right?

Those 300,000. $300,000. $300,000. $300,000. $300,000. $300,000. $300,000. $300,000. $300,000. $300,000. Did you have any problems growing up here? I was taken to a family welfare center when I was 4 years old. They said, leave it.

And the people inside said, no. You exaggerate things in comedy or in life. To feel a little better. Better with yourself. And there are people who hit you harder. Of course.

And there are people who hit you very hard. That doesn't disregard the importance of your drama or your pain. That's it. In the end, it's pain. But there are people who go through some very hard times. Very, very, very.

I was watching some shots that CNN made of what is happening right now in Gaza. You know? Dogs, that. I mean, you guys, people, civilization, you know? It's a shame, man. Of course. Thank God it's not happening.

What has been the happiest day of your life? I don't think I've had it yet, but the ones I've had have been awesome moments. But until today? Until today, there are awesome moments. One that you say, this day was... I was very happy.

When I manage to do my routines and connect with the audience, That's my happiness. Not much then. So you're more of a sadist? So you haven't had the day. But you're happy with a little. What makes me happy? My nephews. I have nephews. So seeing a human being that learns to talk, eat, walk

and they call me uncle. That's happiness. Meeting my family again. Obviously you have to eat and travel, but the success is in having friends, being close to the people you're close to. I'm asked, when are you going to have a show?

I know it's a frustration, but if I could fill the theater tomorrow, I know the happiness is in giving my three-year-old nephew chocolate. My mom will invite him to lunch. To give us some snacks. To give us some snacks. I'm going to give a snack to Sapiro.

Today the beans are with a claw. In what context do you give a snack to the cucha? No, my cucha has already won several snacks. No, for example. No, that's not. The cucha of one takes a slap and I see it tremble and convulse. No, I never. No, for example, for example. No, that's not. The spoon... There's no way, man. He takes a slap and I see him shaking and shaking.

No, Paila. Of course, Paila. If your spoon is there... He starts shaking and moves. He takes a fist and moves. It seems that many times when I was a child and my mom hit. And I thought, my mom will one day be old,

and when she's old, I'll be big, and I'll hit her. So she can... Emir has some really hard instructional thoughts. So she can feel what I feel. And now that I'm big, I'm like,

I need less, I'm getting older. No, I'm kidding. But of course, the person you love the most, the one who hits you, is a dog to me. And I was very grumpy, man. In the context of Eduard, if you say that mom was also a bitch, well... We already talked about it, we were very honest.

I'm the guest, and I'm a whore. Yes, you're a whore. I'm a grown-up now, has raised me well when she was abandoned, when her dad hit her grandma, when she was displaced. When I find out about this, I say, my mom had a hard time. My mom had a hard time.

So, as a man, I ask myself what is this man doing? In what context did he take this girl and beat her up? No, dude. You can't blame him. If you want to take someone, you have to go back and forth.

And you go up to your grandfather and you fuck his grandfather or his father. That's the worst thing you can do. I fuck my grandfathers. Why? It's a smell of piss. No, I'm kidding.

My grandfather, who hit everyone, who always humiliated me, who always wanted to do me a favor, mi siempre, siempre, que a mi me estaban a hacer un favor, que le casco a la abuela, que abandono a todo el mundo, y el man habla con los postes. Yo que hago, voy y lo dejo tirado, voy y lo abandono, voy y le pego. Toca apodarle los postes, los árboles que están alrededor de la casa del man, porque eso se llama misericordia. I don't know, maybe one day you'll realize that you're not a bad person. You have to help your mom. That's a lot of bullshit. If my grandmother had told me that, I would have... You have...

But you know what it is? That's dignity, to get him out of here. But you know where it comes from? But all my family members are looking for revenge. They don't want him to get married. You know where mercy comes from? From you putting yourself in the shoes of the other person.

Imagine if you got old and your family abandoned you. And you left it there. No, what you would like is that no matter how stupid you are, they take care of you. Yes, but there are levels of levels. Because there are people who did very bad things.

I also agree with what you're saying, that it's like, out of dignity, if you know what I mean, out of a simple sense of humanity, I'm not going to let someone die who is part of me die. My grandmother, my mom and dad, my dad started to cry, he started to lose money, he sold his things, he left the house, and she was like, everything's fine, she's crazy,

everything's fine, she's still with me. I listen to it so it doesn't collapse so soon. I was bleeding at the same time. My dad was on the street and my grandma was following him. And the guy was sleeping like this, and he was taking them the next day the clothes and food. Every day for many years of mine, every day. That's why I say there are levels of levels. Your dad was a whore.

Your stand-up is great. Because it turns out that you are asked who your dad is, His dad was a whore. So, stand-up is great. Because you ask who his dad is, where he's from, where he studied, and I don't have answers in society for that. I didn't study, I didn't have a dad, I don't have a shit. So, stand-up turns out that I meet other whores and that's our place.

Yes, everyone has their super power, right? This guy was abandoned, this guy was raped. Oh, yes, everything. I still owe you See in me But I also mean siento que eso Psicologically Tambien, no, sorry, I'm Osato Well, because you see in the comedian to say we got one la realidad las cosas que se supone le verían de leer

Usted las vuelve algo que le genera placer pero entonces ahí usted comienza a confundir sus emociones Si es verdad I'm gonna say Now that I see Eduardo I say, you did it, but wow, I don't know. You are a crack, you are a crack. This is phenomenal. This man is very funny, and you have some amazing tools. Thank you. Theater, voice projection, vocalization,

diction, one liner, focus, and a lot of other things. He found it. But that Piro is very passionate, right? How weird. Tell me what else.

The rhythm that I handle in routine, what? That's it, dog, that's it. He's doing callbacks, he's doing callbacks. I remember that I was like that at one time. The first times I started to do well in the Open, I would get down,

like, how did I do, how did I do? And one day I told Brian Mora, what? How did he see me? And Brian Mora said, don't ask me how it was, you know how it was, you were the one who stopped. And I was like, that's a bad way to leave.

But he was right. But he was right. I understood that being pretentious is also... Yes, yes, yes, it's not that cool. What I like about this generation is that. There are some great people, and you say, you're a star in the car industry, and you find them in the open. Sometimes Sanchez came to Cuba, and he doesn't need it.

I'm too humble. What makes a person great, a person, an artist, is how humble he can be. You have to be humble. Like me, look how humble I am. This morning, I woke up and said, what a humble driver. When did I see him driving this car? Humble.

You know what? He didn't like both of them. But with him, he's the most humble. I'm the most humble. It's for the good. Remember that simplicity comes first. Humility, my dog.

Humility. Humility means recognizing it turns out that humility means recognizing what you have. So if you have a 5 billion dollar mansion and you say, I have a 5 billion dollar mansion,

that's humility. We want to hide that we are poor and ignorant, so it's not humble. Humility is also based on authenticity. It is what it is. In how sincere you are what you are. That's the beauty of this art, to find yourself. Applause for humility.

Applause for us. We are synonymous with humility. I'm going to put, let me humble. Let me humble. The simple bull. The humble ass.

Dogs that... smell a lot of water. They fall. They fall. Ah! But a humility. Sparkle. I thought you were going to bring me a Red Bull.

Do you want a Red Bull? Do you want a Red Bull? I'll have a Red Bull. Just a Red Bull. Thank you. Dog, if there are drinks.

Humble. Red Bull gives you humility. Humility. Humility. Humility. Humility. Humility. Humility. Humility. Humility. Humility. I'm known for my live performances, dollars, money for Neky, I'm hosting a 100,000-dollar show,

and I know that I have to work hard, and I prefer to earn those 50,000 as a comedian. I'm being a comedian. You're disgusting, Melita, you're disgusting. Look at me like this. A heart response.

We're watching asses. Look at him, like this. Look at that guy! I look like this, humbly. He has that humbly ass. I'm like this.

I'm in interviews right now. I went to Andequí, who invited me, and now I'm here in Por la Ventana. So now I'm that person who says, oh, he's fame. The lie of that, that sometimes we are apparently on social media, but inside we are still that same human being, who suffers with money or without money, because the point is humility. Humility screwed him, and it's not even worth the money or anything. No, the money does serve you, the truth is.

No, there is a point where it is not useful. Oh, no, obviously there are situations where money is worth shit. I'm gonna get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a foreign

foreign I'm a son of a bitch, a bandit. I'm kidding. What was the context of your mom's pregnancy? The context of the pregnancy? She said she didn't know anything about men and that a man cheated on her. Basically, I'm the son of a non-consent. My mom was raped by my grandfather at 8. Oh, please don't make me do it, Eduard.

I'm the son, grandson, grandfather, father. Oh, shh. Whenever I asked her, she said I was a son of a bitch. Always. And since I was a kid and the family knew I didn't have a father, the family would bully me. With the kids, we're worried, they're worried, and when I was very worried, they would say,

go ask your mom who her dad is. My mom was humiliated with a lot of violence so that the family could see that she was punishing me for being a non-father. But why don't you have a dad? Ask the family. So you don't have a dad?

I do thank you for that, bro. Enough, enough. Look at who we have. Just with the dads, you know of a bitch. You know what a dog is? You know I understand. I met mine.

I gave him a hand. I met mine, but I gave him a hand. But he lost it. That's what you call being indigent, low class, street. When my mom hears me say all these things, she feels bad. I say, but mom, that's the truth. We are millionaires of last name and alchemy, no. Reality is what hurts the most to face.

That's why I prefer to fuck you than to see mine. Because where I see mine, I say those speeches, I want to kill you. Where I see my shit, it's very heavy. What you are saying is that if you did not really see reality, you would kill yourself. Many people avoid reality. Well, a round of applause for reality.

A round of applause for the reality If a bad magician comes and says No, it's just that the bad magician The bad magician says The bad magician says why did he get his mom pregnant This was Petro and he says, fuck the magician He's a right-winger

He's all right-wing Well, what's up with the magician? The bad magician comes and says I'm going to turn back time foreign Foreign That's so good, man. But the bad wizard is not asking for sex anymore. It's the first time the bad wizard is not asking for sex. You made the bad wizard ask for sex. He's so bad. I was thinking, I said, whatever is good or bad,

has me sitting here. So, you say, what was it? Why would I change that? If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't't in this car, I wouldn't have done C.A.O., I wouldn't have done pandillas, I wouldn't have done that, I would have been a different person. That's what you tell the magician, no, not yet. No, eat shit, that's how I'm doing.

Do you think your dad knows who you are? He really cared, I think. I'm from the same country as you, and we're a lot in the country. The reality of the country is easy for me because I'm in the city, but if we were in the mountains, this would be bad. It would be a guerrilla man, he would put mines. And those are the ones they are looking for. Someone who doesn't have love in life, who doesn't have a father, who doesn't have a mother, and that's it, because there's no future. Applause for the future. Applause for the future.

For the yes future. We have to get it out of a speech with applause. I feel that I am what I am because of the context in which one grows. I would have grown in a more aggressive context, for example, without a mom, without a dad, in a more paila neighborhood,

which I don't think exists. Of course, one would be a criminal. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I I think it's crazy that there's more than one artist. You don't want to be in Caracol or RCDN, you want to be in Puerto Vallarta.

You and I were asked to go to the Famous Family. Why didn't we go to the Famous Family? Because we're not famous. Because we didn't have enough followers. Because next to La Liendra, Flaco Solorza, next to Leydi Tabarez, no one is famous. I'm a boi, I'm an extra with acting experience. That's why we're not there.

Give him a round of applause. You're a boi, you son of a bitch. I'm glad I didn't go to that one. They didn't call me. But I thought, that exercise is so hard. But that show is a whole trip.

I mean... I'm grateful for the life you put me in. I learned a lot. It was good for you. I learned a lot, but I feel like I came out well-balanced in the middle of all the shit that happened. But that's normal, because there's no pirogue that doesn't bring hate in that show.

Even the most beloved man has his hate, and you have to swallow it. The only one that isn't Keanu Reeves and things like that. But it seems that for this season... With alert, the guy. It seems that for this season he's going with Don Geo. Canorrice in the house of the faggots. In the house of the faggots. And now the photos are all beautiful, they are beautiful, they are stars.

You're ugly, you don't even talk ugly. And with those stories, no, I don't have a dad, and it's that the suri is that the end, they need it too. You know the poor hand I have in terms of rating? No, but they have 10 million followers. The Aliendra, what's the name of the one you were with? La Segura. La Segura, they're very famous.

Applause for them. Here we are in this. Applause because if I finish the applause is going to be very good. Applause for the applause. you finish the applause is going to be amazing Who gives applause for applause? Applause for applause If someone deserves an applause, it's not the applause Of course

No one ever thinks about the applause Nobody Who would invent the applause? I feel like that's a code of the apple How to hit things Yes, yes, yes

I think it can be that An applause for evolution. Applause! Evolution, what it has done. What evolution has done. Hey, Naira is calling, I'm going to answer. But you don't answer without an applause.

Oh, me? You don't answer with an applause for Naira, now that you've been here so long. You're here already? An applause for Naira. Applause for those who arrive first. It's never easy to get here. Yes, not the applause. Take it.

Thank you for being here. Thank you, dog. You are very kind. Thank you for inviting me. Thank you for having me here. This is very nice. I couldn't do it. I even gave him a big round of applause.

Yes, sir! A rock. Deserving of a ping-pong. Very nice. see you there. Maybe one day we'll fill the Morg... V-Star. So, see you there on the road.

My dogs are partners, friends. Thank you. Go ahead. My dog Camilito. Thank you for promoting all the shows. We've been living Sanchez's talent since 2019. Applause for Sanchez, bro!

He's great! Let's go, bro! A round of applause for him. Bye, dog! He's really crazy. I hope Eduard wins. If he does, it's worth it. I feel like there's a rage

that can't contain him. He's really cute. And from one moment to the next, he's hot. What time is it, Eduard? It's... that it's beautiful and from one moment to the next it comes out. What time is it, Ebar? It's... Oh, it's not... No, no, it's not...

It's not... It's not... It's not... It's not... I'm so energetic. Well, guys, here's the news. We're going to Australia in November. But is it confirmed?

Yes, it's confirmed. But are all the visas out? I declare it. I declare it because... I don't know if you're going to show us horses or something. Do you remember the Indian Catalan?

They nominated us for the Indian Catalan. We're going to Australia then. We're going to Australia, Cat. Let's go to Australia then. Sydney Melbourne. The table. Sydney Melbourne.

Perth. Perth. Camille. Camille. Sanchez. Camille. I was like, what a shame. She's not here.

And as you can see, he's here, man. What's up? He's here. And how will Sanchez look with a beard? I think he'll look like a trans. In the United States, there are robots that make missiles. Here, it's dancing, right? Here, the robot says, oh, no, we're here, it's dangerous.

It crosses the street like this. You're just grabbing the robot like this. Pass it, manito, pass it. The robot fighting with a knife like this. The robot like this. No copio de nada. The robot. Leave me the sim.

You're going to see the best of each of us. The best of us. You're going to see everything. Damn. Kangaroos with perico van a ver. ¡Osh! ¿Supone que la gente, la Santa Muerte es,

cómo decir, Santa Marta? ¿O sea, es una santa? Yo no sé qué tan seguro es, o sea, qué tan cierto sea eso de que existen santos, ¿entiendes? Para, o sea, porque wanting to respect his religion,

but do you think that Jesus put a finger in the ass of Magdalena? This one? I think so. I'm not going to translate this, I'm not a professional, I'm just a guy who likes to joke around. Well, at least the criollo dogs are good and they're not making fun of themselves for being the best. They're doing their own shit, without gossip. Well, with jokes that are like from the 80's, but they're doing it right, man, and they're not telling everyone

that they're the best and that they have the truth and that they're taking advantage of the truth. They're really crazy.