Por La Ventana Podcast en un APIARIO DESDE MEDELLÍN #105 "CHACHA"🚘🐝

Why is this also serves to not let it out? So that it gets in

Look how it gets in

Ay, son of a bitch, I have one inside, weón Ay, with the smell of being talking shit

Kill it, kill it

Look, it's already out, the shit

Aaaaaah, it stung me!

No, it stung me very hard Where are we? Where are we?

Where are we?

Wait for the light to turn on.

Are you ready?

No, wait for Emilio to be ready. Dog, sit with him.

One, two... Ha ha, six!

The thing is that here they can't, better said, have a YouTube show.

Because they want to be...

All over the world, anywhere in the world. But it's not just any show.

The best podcast in the world?

Ah, ah.

We're in Medellín We're here to do a fucking news, Hueon. We're here, we're here.

Look what we did, Hueon.

Who's Hueon? You screwed me, Hueon. You screwed me, Hueon.

You screwed me.

You screwed me.

You screwed me.

You screwed me when I saw Hueon.

Leave me alone. I'm a poor Aki. I don't know, bro. It's just that, Tin, what was it that you were doing yesterday? I don't know, well, it's just that this guy is...

The guys, it's just that he's the capital of Bangladesh.

Let's see, what happened? Yesterday, we were already in Medellin. We went to the movies. We watched The Conjuring.

But I don't know, I'm it's too much. Gaspar... I was watching the movie like this. He was like this and I was like this.

Yes, he was sleeping.

I feel like that movie is going to be like a disabled person.

He sleeps in the middle of the movie and says,

no, I don't like that movie.

A very regular movie, at least.

Look at it, man.

I was interested because I was watching the movie I'm So I'm A Message in a room if we use the candle I guess I'd be It's a single not the lucky test a super unique a possible in a hotel around como las cuatro la mañana Y me llama coyote que se camarógrafo pero pero se lo juro que yo pensé que me estaba mamando gallo La el sueño estaba soñando no sé exactamente en qué momento en qué lugar pero pero un desierto sin a honor como haga cuenta I swear, I thought I was having a nightmare. I was dreaming. I don't know where, but it was a desert.

It was snowy like a desert. We were on the road, recording.

I didn't know who was in front of me, but we were all close together. Suddenly, I get a call in my dream. I see it and I answer. I really answer. Cami, the police is here. They say Carlos is a bomb. in I'm a really good Barica is key is key really I'm gonna start me comes out of the air but we see better you're gonna me live on to go on Go to the man or to go to me. Can you get a moose kick?

It's a lot police yeah, he's a kid in general car. Yeah Okay, but I don't think I'm gonna be a bit of a piece of it all the men's I guess you'd be yeah This is a star in a a car and the dogs were sitting next to the car. I said, Camillo, how are we going to do this? I'm far away, I'm in Australia. What happened was so absurd, what he told me, I connected the two dreams, but when I woke up, I said,

no, it's part of the dream, so it's all good, all good.

Dog, I dreamed the other day that I had killed like two people and I was so lucky, I said, I'll risk my life, I'm going to spend my life in jail. But in part of the dream I said, no, this has to be a dream, I'm not like that.

It's so weird when it happens.

And when I woke up I felt a relief.

I felt two dead people.

There were two guys there.

I felt two wives in my hands. But wait, I don't understand, did the police really come and think this was a bomb car After the call, I was like, why did you say that? How come you're in Australia? No, that poor thing And there were like 20 police officers

Where are you from?

We're from Bogotá

From Australia

You know what happens? Here in Medellin, last week, like 4 bombs exploded And around here, near Las Farc, they detonated an explosive bomb, on an antenna. This week, there were many explosions around here.

The city is on fire. Of course, the city is on fire. And look at this car, man.

You know what? Let's go to Australia.

In Australia, we get 40 tons.

But in kangaroos. It's a consequence of kangaroos.

Kangaroos do a person with his lips in kangaroos you know why?

because he says explain to me how to say justice I know you are looking for justice what justice are you looking for? they explained to him that this is a comedy show but they are very skeptical

and one came who knew the car oh really? a comedian brother, how do you say pim pam pum? he said he was skeptical I I but he started to fart he put on his glasses and started to fart he started to fart fuck your ass look at emil

he's like a monkey

emil

he's a prostitute

but what if he's not a prostitute and he's a citizen why are we judging our country community

because that guy can't be a lawyer

or maybe he has been he lost the case I'm gonna try to get a lawyer I'm gonna try to get a lawyer I'm gonna try to get a lawyer

I'm gonna try to get a lawyer

I'm gonna try to get a lawyer I'm gonna try to get a lawyer

I'm gonna try okay, Los Hagas a negrito in an accident

They're on pure enough here

Lisa Mara can decide no lo que pasa que el Harry money can say romping up here not

Pierrot in a pierre pero muy puta que se rompió una pierna

As you see see see an accident a transit But I'll say I'm gonna put a real poor a real poor a real poor a real

I'll entered the family A Little Fuckin so there must be I'm trying to surprise myself. How am I supposed to do this? Do we have to pretend or not?

This is not a script.

Larry broke his leg. He broke his tibia. We thought it was tibia and perone.

But no.

No way.

And that joke... I mean, guys. I've been trying to do that joke since we got to Medellín.

And it's hitting him.

But no.

Perone. I Perone. Do you want the police to think it was a bomb?

Perone.

At least let the traffic light change.

Oh yes.

I thought it had already changed.

No, anything can be.

Perone.

Clue for today's guest. Today's guest.

It could be said that it is one of the comedians that Marihuana consumes the most?

Could be said. It's just that this is a tough competition.

Oh yes, because there are several that are there that are going to penalties.

And the 420 puts the one with the stick, man.

Ush 420.

420 smokes like nobody.

Do you know who also smokes the rest?

Who?

Lucho. I'm a salary. I don't remember when I see the party. Kado. Yo, ya, Cammy a Sanchez He's a hero is perro. This is the chemist metabolism Perdono que ven a con ustedes en tema de mis perdón por traer una bomba Hala, we've been to the police a micar on a symbolic a mente puede significar libertad Comedia or maybe in a bomba no habla muy bien de el carro pero habla muy bien de la policía de medellín Oh, no, I love my baby and a car. Oh, no, I love my baby and a police. Yeah, I Know what I'm gonna say? I still hurt. I don't think it was a shot. Yeah, you want the or me?

Oh, so I'll go to town No, but I know but I see some people they're me. I think I can police you

Say I'll allow a rich boy. So I reach out a But to the right, to the right.

We were all waiting for someone to say it. Yes, but...

But...

But why?

Look at how people recognize the bomb, Dante. People are more focused on the bomb.

I'm a little offended too. With this program that...

Because that's really...

But can you imagine that you had told Nico and the police, I'm gonna say program I'm gonna say program I'm gonna say program I'm gonna say program I'm gonna say program I'm gonna say program I'm gonna say program I'm gonna say program program depends who you exploit if we are the three we would have to end our careers

our lives

and if we all leave?

no, the program continues but we have to give it some time

what good is it to continue if someone died because of us a car exploded and it was passing by

but it was passingimori was passing by. Fujimori, not even from here. But, man, he was passing by.

Because...

No, if someone important is passing by, they will shoot us and put us in the cart.

So, Fico is passing by.

But, but, but, I'm going to ask you something. Fujimori is passing by, just Fico was patching there, man.

With Luch.

The pack. I'm a maduro. I'm a part of the squad. I'm a maduro if you go see him or you know, it's a murder. Yeah We move it. Okay. Yeah, we'll do it. Oh, but it is a murder. But I Don't think it's that I'm worth it. I'm worth it. Oh my time. Oh It's an S24 perro, he who saw a pass and oh, no, no, no I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to tell her. She only has red hair. I'm going to give her a baby blue one so she doesn't talk shit about my mom. So she doesn't humiliate me.

She always gets the same thing.

Well, she's there and she's also going to get in the car.

No, she's going to die. She's going to get us in jail.

As long as we can't prove that we didn't set the bomb, they'll get us in jail. As long as we can't prove that we didn't plant the bomb, they put us in jail.

There are four very evil people in the world.

The four worst, but let's say Mikucha is here.

Tell us one.

The four worst and Mikucha.

The four worst, tell us one.

Well, I'm going to say Uribe.

Sánchez, tell us one.

My dad.

My dad is a noble person Ah, those are the worst

The biggest head of the N I don't know what's his name

I think his name is Petro, dad

I think his name is Petro

Four bad guys, four bad guys

But you have the option and my mom is there

And you have the option to detonate whatever is going to be detonated

I detonate your spoon

Until I hurt But you know that Camy detonate whatever you want to detonate. I detonate your spoon. Until I hurt myself.

But you know that Camy detonates and leaves.

Your mom is like that.

She's pretty.

Your mom is like that.

No, but the person who has in mind to put a bomb is because...

You have to be very damaged, dog. Oh, so the one who puts the bomb has to be very bad? Yes, of course. I Think it's a number not a small amount of a lot of money can put so keen Columbia la puso Pablo Escobar Gabby the bomb I'll dance It will move come out of Santa's persona He'll appear is going to say who more can carry a simple pencil key a matter of the doctor del das pero ne

Pero the moment of police I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. uh I'm gonna... Get in the car of happiness! You know... What's up, Chacha? What's up, my kids?

Chacha, what's up, dog?

What's up, guys?

How was it?

Good, dog.

Good, so we don't scare him because we had a bad day.

Oh, no way.

What happened?

They left the car last night... They're staying in Labreles.

Ah. in I'm going to be in Australia. I'm going to be in Australia. I'm going to be in Australia. I'm going to be in Australia. I'm going to be in Australia.

I'm going to be in Australia.

I'm going to be in Australia.

I'm going to be in Australia.

I'm going to were in Australia, but I'm serious. I was dreaming that we were there recording.

Why did you leave the car there?

It was a parking lot.

Where else would you leave a car?

He thinks this is a Toyota.

I was dreaming.

Hello, my little brother.

Hey, Camilo.

Fine?

And I'm worth something, right?

Say hi to Mir, too, please? Say hi to Mir too, please. No, no, no, bro.

Tell him something, because he gets mad.

Tell him something, because he gets mad.

He said the name, Emir. You are Emir.

To the left.

To the right. We don't see you, you faggot.

Here everyone is on the right.

No, no. I'm a son of a bitch here everyone is right wing put the car on your own politically, I say I voted for Petro but like, let's see who was the shit like, let's see what bitch at least to see the other bravos

son of a bitch

and it worked, it worked Petro did it, why? they made them march and everything I saw them march and I was a lawyer once, but I'm not a petrist. But if there's another thing like this, I'll vote for the one that's more of a shitty person. Let's see what happens.

I haven't voted in 20 years. And it hasn't been enough either. I don't vote. I feel like I'm not a politician. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I haven't voted in 20 years And you haven't done enough

I don't vote

I feel like you should assume your right to vote

because in the end

But the right to vote is also the right to not vote Exactly Oh, no, Chacho is a crack I won a Red Bull for him I have the right to not vote

Keep thinking like that, keep. Keep thinking like that.

I look at all the politicians and I say, I mean, no one can believe him, man.

Let's say there was a very big fight. For many years, many people died so that we women could vote. How long have you been doing comedy, man?

I started in 2019, counting that the pandemic has really screwed us over. And I've been here for six years. Six years. But to say that I'm still alive from the comedy and to do it more professionally, I've been around for two years. But you've been doing well here in Mexico, right?

Thank God, there's a lot of marihuana. It's great with the podcast. Lalo, Lalo, Lalo, Lalo, Lalo, Lalo Hey, how are you? Good night, thanks for being here.

What a fucking honor, a lot of marihuaneros, dude.

Who's podcast is this?

I do the podcast alone. I invite people to talk about things like... If you know what I mean, about vice, habits, like the whole trip. If you're a marihuanero, talk about marijuana, talk without fear. But with a context and a message, like a message of value at the end. Because if you're a marihuana, be a marihuana. If you're a parakeet, be a parakeet. Do whatever you want, but be a parakeet.

But when you wanted to be an artist, how did your family take it? Chacha started big, right?

Yes.

How old is Chacha has grown up, right? How old are you, Chacha? I'm 30.

30?

No, 30 and...

I'm 37 years old. 37 centimeters of nose. Yes. 37 years old and no, I started with music, I studied music. You studied to make songs.

I studied saxophone. I played with several bands.

She always liked the blow.

But I don't blow with Chacha, nor with the son of a bitch.

I run out of points.

I chose the one that was.

She doesn't like that kind of vocation.

No, it's not that I break with this chassis. Yes, Paela.

And you traveled with bands and everything?

I traveled with bands and a lot of parties. And I already found comedy in the musical cabin in the party you went to in San Teleno.

I stopped there years ago. Years? Yes, years. I did comedy there.

I started with Jairo Talero to do comedy. And we ate more shit because no one was going in that cold and dry. I Ecuador Yes America Contar como eso de parate no no pena ser estanda y yo le dije que se estanda y me presentaron a monologo sin propina pues como es estanda Rea y me llevaron pa un open mic de todos the people that were here, like in Medellín. And I started talking, and people were laughing at the stories.

And I was like, oh, man. Oh, the first applause in an open. And I was like, oh, this is crazy. That's when he said, that's all my time, right? Yeah, that's it. That line always hits him. and the penguin was selling weed the chacha is good at comedy but as a host

I think he does it really well I'm not saying he doesn't do good stand up Marica does good stand up but hosting I think he has the energy of a good host

he does it with a lot of energy

yes because I really see the concepts of doing stand up and all the stand up story I'm not a stand up guy I don't consider myself as a feather like many the concepts of doing stand-up and how the whole story of stand-up Yes, the structure I'm not a stand-up guy, nor do I consider myself as a feather like many, which are some cells But if you understand a lot of things, you were the one who explained that thing about living together That shit, I was going to tell you that

Guti, changed my life to make comedy, that bitch I was hosting in Tutaina and that asshole, I got a little nervous and he told me, look, don't worry about making jokes, but about generating coexistence.

Coexistence, but what is coexistence?

And what is coexistence? It's like empathy with the audience, that you generate with the audience, before telling a joke. Like when you have your partners there talking and everyone is waiting for the joke, and everything they say, ha ha ha, so you have to put them all in before telling a joke. to But I'm a cousin. And where is Perez from? From here.

And you're from here, too?

From the region.

I used to go to my grandma's house and my parents would come over. I'd go to my grandma's house and my dad would greet them, and they'd come over to my grandma's house and my grandma would say,

and my dad would say with my aunt Aunt? Oh, that's weird I thought it was really weird but I understood them because my parents are from Finca, from Yarumal but from Finca, that's a fucking shit

Of course, of course

and they met at 15 years old, all of them young on a birthday, like that, from Finca that they do, that on their birthday and I was like, I shouldn't have gotten into that. And if you're brothers, look, you're half. And we're brothers, man. And I realized the consequences of that by doing comedy. I had never stopped that. My parents are cousins, and what the fuck.

And in comedy, I started to explore why I was so...

You had problems?

Yes, situations. Why were you so fucked up? There are situations where I do... No, I forget things, but I've been there.

Yes?

And, I mean, I don't hear well, I have a twisted nose, very hard. Were you born with a nose like that? Or did you twist it? No, no, like that, like that.

But it's true that in the farms, in the villages, all that, it happens a lot, that they get in between cousins, between families, obviously. And that they get a little bit of...

The Costa Ricans are the ones who are the most stupid, do you think that's why?

But the cousins never, son. That's more culture, man. How to judge your father, if... And it's true, at 15 years old, I mean, let's say, at this age, you know how it is. You have the awareness that you're not going to mess with a cousin. Because it's family.

Because it's family.

Why am I the uncle? Because I see the girl's uncle, and I'm like, no.

I had a friend, I told you.

What's that? They just stole something.

Yes?

Yes, you know.

Oh, the cell phone.

Yes, the cameras are like this. They'll come back like this.

Did you bring it?

Motherfucker, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

They're playing like this.

You have a very nice car, man.

Thanks, dog.

I had a bad time.

Yes, this car...

It was complex.

This car has passed you that stage, right?

No, but it hit me in a stage, Rasta for ride. Rasta for ride. No. We couldn't open the car, so I went with my sister. And my sister was calling him, how do I open this car? How do I open this car? And he went in from behind, through the back cover,

through here. The sister of the ass opened everything from behind.

And then you can turn it on.

And we're in your city, dog.

I'm here. I'll steal a couple of shots.

This almost doesn't smoke.

I don't smoke. I would smoke marijuana, but with the energy that Red Bull gave me. So you grew up in, where? What's the town called? I grew up in Yarumal.

Yarumal. How far is Yarumal from Medellín?

Yarumal is two want to go to the coast. Because you are already in Yarumal, but you already arrive at the coast. But there is a lot of coast. There are only 8 hours.

Yes, of course.

But you already got ahead of everyone, right?

But...

And do you have brothers?

I have a little brothers, they are like my own. Three milk brothers? Three milk brothers.

Yes.

I have a blood sister who is my wife at the same time.

Who is also my cousin.

But she is my cousin. Who is also my mother.

Who is also my manager.

Who is also...

She does everything.

But in any case, I am myself.

Oh, yes.

Now he is really toasted. In any case, I'm me. Oh, shit! He's really pissed off. How long were you away when you did comedy?

I've been to the US and Europe. And in Europe, the last time I went was like two weeks. Which European countries did you go to? I went to England and they took my visa away. So they put it back.

They put it back.

And in the US, I've been to several cities, but this is where there are more Colombians. Like me, with English, I have a complex relationship. But have you been to the United States alone? I've been there several times alone. And how do you defend yourself?

Oh, dog, bless God, the Duolingo I have inside comes out. What happens is that when you have a survival instinct that you have to solve and there's no one else. There it is. Papi, you're blessed, so to speak, in England. Uy, apa, que mala, huevón, nothing is in Spanish. And there you have the Sayayin, ah, sorry, mi plis ve, mi get is de, ey, mi plis de, direction, amigo. And that points, and you don't even know the survival instinct.

Yes, of course.

Cool. You see, I got one big pregunta. My father, he is causing. My mother, she.

My mother.

My father.

Sorry, me problem in the mente.

Pero vea que están vendiendo unos cosos que usted se lo pone a la otra persona y traduce en tiempo real. Ah, no joda. Que miedo esos robots, weo. No, no van a matar esos robots, ne.

Será que va a pasar lo de Terminator? I don't think so. Would you buy a robot? Yes. Would you buy a robot that can hit you? No, I would think about a robot lady.

A girl?

I wouldn't do that.

But what if it's a robot that looks like a human? That is beautiful.

Like a future human.

I would be curious and I would take a look at how it looks. I would hit a robot with a stick. A stick with all the irons? With all the irons, to see how it is. I can imagine that robot is obsessed with it, that the next day it calls him.

I don't know why he hasn't called me.

I don't know where he is.

I don't know why I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. We suffer, man. As we are getting to five minutes and the life of the Virgin, Pablo Escobar allows it. Just kidding. There are people who love Pablo, right? There are people who love Pablo Escobar, I don't understand.

When you have so much need that a man comes to your neighborhood to build a house, if he gets lost, he becomes a salvation.

Yes, but everything he did, anyway.

And beyond the bad, the legacy he left,, because if that legacy that we talk so much about is what our society is today, well, being like that and being whipped, and being bullied, and the girls too. And around here there is a place where they come and pray to the bullets and ...

Yes, dude.

How funny to go and ask ...

How is the Virgin of the hitmen, dude?

Is she a virgin?

Yes.

Someone, someone, someone ...

Someone had to ... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. In the end, it's the fans of Medellin. The fans of America, which is a rat race. It has to be the fans of Medellin or the fans of Mexico.

It's the fans of Mexico, of Pura Vida.

No, no, it's the fans of Union, of McDowell.

Yes, there's a team over there, all weird.

The Wheel of Patriots.

But, but, what a good thing, the need of people to need to believe in something, context I'm praying to the virgin of the cousins. The virgin of the insects. That is the cousin of a virgin. It's the virgin of Yarumal.

Yes, cousin of Jesus.

The virgin of the insects has syndrome of hunger.

Oh no!

The prayer is...

The Virgin listening...

If I don't have your love...

Hey guys, today's activity...

Those are all bees, right?

I knew it, what the hell.

We came to save the environment. Today's activity is all about bees, right? I knew you were going to say that. We have environmental health. We do sensitization, training, and meetings with people who care about the environment. I am part of this story from the point of view of bees. Bees are very important in the ecosystem. First, because they are in all continents.

Second, because they are large populations continents. Second, because they are populations probably large, some of them can reach 120,000 individuals.

But is it true that if there were no bees,

humanity would be over?

Man, many of the fruits that we eat would be over. But in reality, it would not be over. Ah, so it's pure shit. There are many pollinators. Would you help me to wake up a friend who's sleeping. It's not that bad.

Hey, the one with the bees! Me?

You can get up there, right?

I don't know what to do.

What do you mean?

What are you going to do?

You know I was buying clothes for all of you. What a country girl.

You don't look like a country girl after being with the Reds.

What are we going to do today, dog? We are going to open some stings so that he can get lost. When they sting you, they say thank God. They are not Catholic, so...

When they sting you?

Why? Because they are helping you. It's a sting. Because the dogs are relaxed. When they are sick, they are relaxed in a deadly sting. It's the defense of your body. Because the toads are relaxed. When they're sick, they're relaxed in a hammock like this. Inside the bees' venom.

It's flies, man.

I mean, literally...

I don't sting a bee, man. One. They keep stinging me. What do you do, man? I'm Camilo de Cancur. I'm a technician at the University of Antioquia and I specialized in bees. Not only bees, but in the whole issue of pollination as such. What is pollination? The reproduction of plants.

Plants cannot move like us to copulate with a female. They use two means of pollination, one abiotic and another abiotic. The abiotic is the wind, the rain, which sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the sun, the bees. Omey? I think the FAO is the best. The FAO is an organization.

But why do you translate the acronym?

Oh, no. You're going to make me put this in the trailer. I can give you the whole thing. My dad said something very important. When you give things, you don't value them.

You have to appreciate them.

In a way, I leave the task to you so you can do it. I'm the one who's going to do it.

I'm going to do it. Well, the truth is that they are not little bees, they are going to be little dogs that we are going to bathe.

Yes, yes. I bought three for everyone, I think. This is a very responsible company. Where they came from, they came from a particular place. That is a very important thing. particular No, not Chimba, Chimba is a beast. He's a beast, you're a beast. If you don't want to experiment, if you don't like it or not, that's why you wear a suit, so you don't get bitten.

You look like an astronaut with that suit, you're going to feel like NASA.

I'm familiar with feeling in space.

Put it on, put it on. Well, guys, look, this is a smoker too. And you too. How many do we get? I told them to buy, and they didn't buy. You have to go in like this.

Oh, everything is fine. You have to go in like this so that the bees are not worried and don't sting you.

And what does the smoker do?

The smoker works for several things. It is also an implementation of protection. Bees communicate by pheromones, or in other colloquial words, by smells. The smoke is a hot air, so it has energy, the smoke always runs up, so it takes the signal of the birds up. The communication intervenes, that if one detects that we are going to arrive,

the others do not realize, right? What do the birds do? As the birds are going to think that they are being sent around the other ones, right? What do the birds do? The birds will think that they are flying around the ferns. So they start doing something, they won't touch us. So when you touch them, it's like a house that you touch. You evict everything that you can.

They can't catch the young ones because they don't have anything to carry them in their hands. But then they can catch the food. So they get into the fern. They start to suck all the food that is there because they will have to leave. It's like sucking honey and then they come back and ... Well, they have a name, I don't remember what it's called.

They have a honeycomb.

It's a miracle.

Well, then, more or less in other words, not so technical. They have a honeycomb in which they put the honey there and when they have to expel it, they take it out. Let's say that honey is a unique product that has natural symbols. Nowadays, if you start consuming honey, you start breaking it in the morning.

Do you drink it in the morning or before?

You don't drink honey.

You don't drink honey in the summer. Do you want me to wake up like this breaking honey? I'm gonna say In the

Opera

When I saw Rico no man, if you read... I thought you said it was different.

If you go to the hospital, you don't die.

You know, if you don't know which one is rich, you get hit in the back. All your life. Oh, all your life.

Hit in the back.

The belly is the worst. Oh, so you die?

You're screwed. I'm confused too, how do you sleep? My parents are cousins

I'm also a cousin

No, you're a son of a bitch

Cousin's sons tend to be more of a dickhead

My dad is also a cousin I'm Camilo from Tarkov, Tarkov And I'm Arturo but it's Correa Correa They're the ones who do it. That's it. Hey, after the harvest, what do you do with the honey? We make honey-based liquor, which is called honey water. The oldest liquor in humanity before beer. So let's say that all the products of the hive are antimicrobial, antibacterial,

they have a lot of benefits, right? I told you, it's a nutraceutic.

I'll leave you to work.

Let's see. I'll leave it to you guys to look for it. My belly always talks shit.

My nose is always tight.

You don't have it, do you?

You're a realisation.

But yes, Chacha.

Maricarita takes it off and Chacha's has a hole.

It's very tight.

And it's crooked. It's not going forward, it ends diagonally.

Mine too, man. Mine too, man. Look, mine too, man. How did you see it, man? This is another little thing, which is our hand to not kill the bees. Because let's say,

when I manipulate it like this, I can take the stick and shoot a few. These are the hands, look. These are the clamps for you to grab, and this is the lever to take it off. Oh yeah, they stick together. Yeah, so it comes off.

Yeah!

Oh, that's awesome! I'm the only one without gloves.

I'm the only one without gloves.

I'm the only one without gloves.

There are no other gloves, right?

Thanks, man.

They're killing people.

This is an educational field. I have here, in other words, let's call it a cattle ranch. They are little calves.

I think you scared me, man. I think you're going to leave fast because this is a big cow.

Look at the fangs.

Well, then I made it so that you can see them when we get there.

Oh, yes, look.

This is a camera of cricket designed about 100 years ago. Have they been there for 100 years? No, 100 years that they invented this device. It was invented by a monk, an American monk, called Lastre. That's why it's called Last Fungal. It's the most standard mass in the world.

In this fungus we see 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 10 pounds.

I thought you were going to count them. No, you bastard, how can you think of that? Every day I do the same. I'm missing 1530 and I'm missing 12. I went through again.

One, two, and comma. The bees usually last only 45 days.

Really?

The life of a bee is not like that. In the summer they are 45 days, in the winter they are 60 to 65 days. Why do they live in winter hours more? Because they don't have to work so much. Why do the birds suffer from cold? So here we are going to start observing the hive. Look at that, man. You have to put your hands in your pocket. Put them in well. Oh, shit. Well, then, as we see here, we have a hive that is collecting nectar, it is still nectar, look at it there.

They have not yet converted it into honey,'s still in the process. Is it sweet? Yes, it's sweet, but very watery. So they first remove the moisture. They don't make a sangar.

What is a sangar?

The male of the hive. Ah, that's the good one, I see. And that's the one that hatches the most, I guess. It hatches only once.

Only once?

It dies. We can observe. The bees have a complete cycle, a complete metamorphosis. What does that mean? First they are eggs, then larvae, pupae and adults. We see here, we see the larvae. Here the little worms. Can you see them or not? No, dad.

That fish is capable of opening its hood and saying, ah, ah, ah.

Look, look, look, look.

Oh no, take it.

Of course, if you do that. I I'll establish and open it up so it can come out more quickly. So it can come out and we can see the birth. You screwed it up, man. You took out an eye.

You killed a fetus, man. Look, look, it came out.

Look at that.

What a shit, man.

Look, we saw a birth of a sheep.

How long does a sheep take to grow like that? The ears take 21 days, the kidneys take 16, and the blood vessels take 24. Eggs, larvae, and pupae. And the pupae are what? The cocoon, like a butterfly, but here they do it in the panal, see.

Ah, but it's the same.

They're not going to close it, because it's going to stop being larvae and start being bees. This is the blood vessel. Because it knows it's a blood vessel. Because the cell is bigger. That's a sangano too. Why do you call someone who doesn't do anything, sangano? Sangano doesn't do anything, just to take care. A group of friends who go and sit down to drink poker, to have a beer, and in the end the girls.

That's a sangano.

That's not a sangano, that's what it is.

It's useless. Here they are already, this girl is already sucking because of. These that are closed are honey, look.

Oh, look at that.

I'll try it.

Me too.

No, Cami, no.

No, no, the bees here are educational. I have them trained so that they do not sting. So that they do not sting. If you don't pay attention, I'll send you the troop. How they pick up the pollen, look at this bee with the pollen on the paws. Look, look, look. Do you see it? Oh, look, yes, there's the pollen, look. Look, the pollen on the paws, look.

Right now I'm going to try the pollen, don't forget me. Oh, I don't think it's bringing us anything.

Hahaha.

You're a character.

Here they are making a sangano. We are going to do the part again. They're really big, two eyes, probably big. They don't separate, look at the one with the holes, they're more separated. Look at the eyes.

I don't know, but if it's a blood, I didn't see it. No, the pirouette is better not to be born. No, the pirouette is better not to be born. No, I'd rather stay here.

You have to work hard.

They're born to hit each other in, to close that. So I go down like this and they start to get in. Look, look, look. Because this also serves to not let them out, so that they get in.

Look how they get in.

Oh, I have one inside, man.

Oh, man, for talking shit like that.

Kill it, kill it, kill it.

Look, the shit is already out there.

It stung me. No, it st bit really hard! I got bit really hard! Look at the little needle.

How did it go?

I got a finger bit.

Did it go well?

No, I got a finger bit. We are going to see another little beetle over there, where we can see the queen more easily. This is a smaller beetle, which is recovering. I do rescues and relocations in the metropolitan area. We rescue bees from houses, apartments, homes, right?

And we bring them here to recover them.

So they are already rescued?

So when you do rescues in some parts, the little bees get very weak. I put this little thing, a wax sheet. The wax sheet consists of, I add them in two days. It is wide and long, and they already do it in depth. It's a lamina de cera. What is a lamina de cera? I add them in 2D. They are wide and long. And they are in the depth.

The smallest one is a baby. It's in the process of recovery. It's very delicate. I feed them. I give them bread. They like salpicón.

I'm the queen. I'm going to do something. Look at this crazy guy. Oh, take it off. If you bite it, don't you get up? Jesus!

Pirouette is crazy!

She releases a substance that says that it is where they can bite. That's the point of it. Look how they covered the queen. To protect her? Jesus! Of course, it's the mother and they have to take care of her.

So they are taking care of the mother more easily

than attacking me. There is a piroga that cares about a ass eating it.

It doesn't even want its mom.

No, it's a blood.

This one is trying to bite me, like, let's see if I handle it.

This guy is crazy, that Camiloñez.

Where I put my hands, it bites me. Because if I handle them, it's like mentally the mother. Come, little donkey, how are you? I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm I I'm a wolf! I'm a wolf! I'm dying!

I'm a wolf!

I'm a wolf! Let's say that this is used by the old women the new trend is to use the crystal shield so that the eyes can cross it's called beatbox

Don't fool me, beatbox is the...

Let's say that they bit me there they introduced me a strange substance for the body.

What did it do?

It activated the lungs that were resting. The fresh air. Hey, man, stop it, they're attacking us.

The Venezuelans are getting in.

That's why they get swollen. When you get bitten, three things happen. You get swollen. To open the autopsy, the lungs, so that they can fight those things. Those agents in the body have several ways of defending themselves. There are some that come and explode with the agent.

There are others called macrophages that come and take the strange insect and eat it. And there are others called monocytes that are the ones that go and warn the military barracks. When I have an infection, let's say what goes up here to the navel, which is the military barracks, we have several military barracks in the body, which we call the ganglions. My ganglions are inflated here.

Why? Because I need to expand the barracks to generate soldiers so that they go out to combat. And if it's from the navel down, I have a barracks around here. It's dry.

Oh, he got excited.

Oh, I keep everything.

I'm going to the police station. How do you get a job there? Look at this queen. Look at what happens to the little fins. This is a queen, a cockroach. A cockroach. They bite you. I have them here.

I have all the stingrays there. They take off like this. You have to take off the stingray right there. If you see it in a camera up close, the sting starts to do this.

It's optional.

To pump poison because when it bites, it starts to throw poison, but it doesn't throw it all at once. So when you bite it, you have to remove the sting lightly so that it doesn't throw more poison and it doesn't hurt so much. You normally take a card. That's how you remove a sting.

And this sting?

Now. And this guijon? And this guijon.

Let me chop it.

No, let me chop it.

Chop it.

Who wants to chop it?

I'm telling you, I don't want to take off my suit.

Chop it, chop it.

Why me?

He didn't chop it. No, wait, I'm going to eat it. Oh, fuck. It's spicy.

No, wait, I'm going to open it.

I'm going to eat that shit.

I'm going to eat that fucking stain.

I'm going to eat it and it's going to stick to me.

But it does have guijon.

No, no, no.

It's a warrior.

Put it there. Eat it, so you can see me with everything. Put it there, put it there. I'm going to eat it all. I'm going to have a jar of honey and say I sell pure honey.

But I see that Chacha is biting his nose.

Oh, man, he bit me like...

This one is a total...

Man, I really liked getting to know more about the world of bees. Yes, Chimba, right? I also feel that if we behaved more like humans, like bees, it would be a better life. If we were more like bees, it would be a better life. But we would fuck less.

Let's stay like this.

Hey dog, how do you see your relationship with dog choyos?

Because Chacha is one of the ones I've seen that opens up to them the most.

Yes, as far as I know, their format has never been open. And in this show...

The dog of the dogs.

If Chacha heard that, he'd feel like he's the dog of the dogs.

And in this anniversary show, I had the opportunity to go open. First experience with a real one. First time with so many people, in Coliseum. How did you get to Circulo Perro? I went to the United States about 4 years ago I was partying with the comedy that no one knew me And I went with the singers of Chifuco

Then the manager told me If you want to go with us, come with us to some shows And right at an international trot festival In Miami and New York JP and Loquillo were going to be there And my son was there partying

The manager told me, if you want to give him 5 minutes while it's a bunch of drugs and while they analyze it, you are there and I said, thank God, we are here

and there you didn't meet anyone?

no one, no one and I got pissed off and I was super good but very good then the same producer let me stop in Miami I almost didn't get to Miami, I had to eat... Oh, so they told you to go? Yeah, like, go, but go is like flying and arriving.

It wasn't like, go here, there's a lot of people. There's a runway if you want. And I got on my nerves, I went to New York, I got a wet one, I got there from that show to stop again, and I did very well. Paparazzi, Otra vez, y me fue muy bien huevón. Desde ahí, ya quedé con la energía, pues ya como compartiendo con J.P., con Loquillo. Con el primero que hablé fue con J.P. y le dije, ¿Cierto que yo le hago flones con O'Rea?

Como yo había hablado como de marihuana, tal. Y él me dijo, pero chito, pues que mi mamá todavía no sabe. Todo grande ya, loco. Yes, yes, yes, we are three geniuses. How are you? Good evening. Clap if you can, that's bullying for me.

But tell him, tell him, Colombia, what's wrong with you?

No, it's obvious.

As my Spain said, they operated me. It's the perfect fusion because Julian is also a very asper for audiovisual. No, but you know what happens with Criollos dogs, and you can tell there's a real friendship. There's empathy. And that friendship is what makes them flow so organically.

I was saying, the dog of the dogs, I'm saying this as a joke, but what the fuck is the dog going to do? You know what I mean? What the fuck is he going to do with these dogs?

And a lot of sensations, because there are a lot of you who are from the Coliseum. Exactly. foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

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foreign foreign I mean, nothing would happen without the other one. And I don't mean that without him it doesn't work. I'm talking about... This dog won't open his eyes anymore. No, what I mean is that... This dog has it so clearly, dog. So what this dog records in his lens, people will love it. There's a team behind him, the son of a bitch.

Yes, and if you take a record off, what happens right now would never happen. I'm just saying that now that I'm in the production, I think, wow, that dog is crazy. Very genius.

Very genius.

And there are two parts, which, to be honest, what I said, Tape, you have that creative part, that joke, laugh, you son of a bitch, if you know what I mean. And Julian comes to complement the friendship,

what you do.

But when we came here with the last season, I'm a comedian capital of conjugal and if I say I'm gonna stop on the moment, I see But it's a busy particular deal so my recipe is a season when I Passed the temple he occurred you can push out for a man I can laugh and for our theory or condu on ten amore rose It's a partition of a tonic on cross on touching by Julián Okay, poor alguna razón when we had roses, he seemed like a person with a heart so cool Julian that for some reason we got to talk about the subject and he told me and at that time where he was so honored that I said no but it's over

when I left the reality show I called him one day and said fuck it, there are two options, either let him die, but let him die, let him die or give him life, you are going to end the program but as if he knew me all my life. Do you understand? A very cool gesture that they have had, and it is that when the nights are not so cool, so so so, there are always the words of anyone, or of the three. Papi, do it, papi, that's how it is, papi, there is a third life, papi, I don't know.

And that's a cool shit, that's what makes you grow, because it's a very ephemeral night. It's ten minutes and that's it. What you dream of right now, dog? Dude, I do dream of that. With J.P.?

With the fucking Julián. With the guama, the guama.

We're going to fill up theaters, dude. Find a stability with art. Sure. You launch the show and go people. But Chacha is already in that process? Is it close?

Yes, bro. Although one does not fill a theater in one and you launch and exhaust, but there is already a community that responds, that buys tickets.

That wants to go and catch you.

That bro, one at least can live a little more calm and dedicate oneself to that, because foreign foreign foreign foreign

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foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign I'm going to get the car fixed and turn it off.

It turned off.

It beeps when it beeps.

It's like the hero of the day. It died.

You give it the fluid to mount it.

Yes, but it's going to... Soft.

Yes, I don't know why, but...

No, see.

Before I smoked and it relaxed me a lot.

But now I smoke a lot and it makes me anxious anxious about what? that's the worst part of anxiety you don't know why you're anxious

it's like a paranoid thing you're anxious or what do you think about that?

I'm anxious

because of smoking?

I smoke because of anxiety and I have a lot of anxiety because of smoking

you know why I smoke?

because of anxiety

I smoke to relax my anxiety. Anxiety that makes me not be smoking. I get nervous or something. So I have to smoke. Raza, I'm sorry for asking, but with all due respect, but is it really because of anxiety or is it justifying?

Oh, because of anxiety. Once a policeman stopped me. I was smoking and I was a little high. I was so anxious. And one time a cop stopped me. I was smoking and I was a little high. I was going to be high. He stopped me and started to ask me for money. I told him that if I was smoking,

I would tell him, but it's for anxiety. I smoke for anxiety. He told me, for anxiety. That's a lie. I don't know what.

Then I showed him the license plate and I told him, if you keep on asking me for more I'm going to get anxious and I'm going to have to turn it on next to you and I'm going to be like, what a shame with you, Mr. Officer, brother so let me do it, but it's very manageable with the humps, you start to handle it

Oh, and if you have more meat

Well, that's the truth, yes, it doesn't work for fucking shit I'm very anxious. I'm very anxious. I'm very anxious. If you keep driving, we can go back to fucking shit. The one who can't is you.

Of course, of course.

She's done it.

But if you see that Sanchez has finished less, it is because he is pending to drive. And drive and make jokes? And you know why? Because it is not his city, he does not know, he has to be more careful. is This car is a beast. To get to Mexico. Who came in a car? I came in a car.

You came in a plane.

I was driving it.

Thank you very much for the guest, it was very funny.

You have to be aware that this episode will mark a before and after in your career. Thank God, hopefully.

That's the moral.

But what I haven't done in dogs, I want to...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'll say it again, my fucking shit.

Do you know how women are? Do you know how women are?

They're all simple.