POR LA VENTANA PODCAST en VIVO (MELBOURNE I) #113 "ALEJO APUESTA" 💌

I think my parents never saw me cry since I was a kid

Not for a long time

I think my parents never saw me cry I was a kid I mean, I liked to cry But I almost never cried

I cried because I was happy

I cried because I was happy

I cried because I was happy I'm not going to cry but like a little boy My, my, my

You know what's going to happen?

I'm going to get out of this house

I'm going to get out of here

I'm going to get out of here What's going to happen? What's going to happen?

You want to go for a walk?

Yes, I want to go for a walk

Do you want to come with me? Yes.

Come with me?

We try one by one.

We try one by one, yes?

Yes.

Yes?

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to go to the bathroom. 86 and face She cares Oh my god, I didn't even mean to

The charm

Your private business

Passport

Two items

Curved reserve check

Passport

Yes

Thank you

In a separate box

Passport Passport Thank you In a second, but Sasa Zosa?

How do you say it first?

Sasa

And your second

You can do the papaya

Yeah

I forgot to say love you, Tati

I love you

Are you traveling together? Yeah

Sasa Zosa

Sasa Zosa You better see together yeah yeah I'm happy I'm happy I'm happy I'm happy I'm happy I'm happy I'm happy I'm happy

I'll just give a profile picture to my colleague

No, no, no

No, they'll get mad

No, no, no

I'll give it to someone else

Drink

I'll give you some slippers for your face

What's wrong with you? I'm fine

I'll just give you a picture Thank you. It's ok, it's ok. It's ok, it's ok. It's ok, it's ok. It's ok, it's ok.

It's ok, it's ok.

It's ok, it's ok.

It's ok, it's ok.

It's ok, it's ok. My friend is a sicko. You have a lot of sicko traits.

You.

No, you don't.

He didn't even give me his passport.

He was like, get in, get in, you son of a bitch.

I'm going to get out of here.

I'm going to get out of here. I don't have time. I don't have time. I don't have time. I don't have time. I don't have time.

I don't have time.

I don't have time.

I don't have time.

I don't have time. And when we arrived, we arrived at the same time as them. Everything that happened to me, Eric.

But with a coffee there, I was like, who knows?

And he was like, oh no, no, no.

So I was worried about the little kid.

He looks very sick.

This time I'm not either.

And when he's upside down, he's very credible.

I get to do this and my partner says,

No, that man is not like that.

That man is down. so Okay, I got to tell you, look, the ass of Tauro is going to have to wait a while. Two, two, yes, two.

I lost my amulet, man. What else, dog? What did you do? What else? I know, the dog jacket. The shit jacket, I told you. How are the people in Melbourne?

Okay, okay, wait, I got it.

I got it, I learned it.

I already asked, some of you have already seen...

Some of you have already seen the live format. Holy shit, Diego.

Sorry.

Some of you have already seen the live format, some haven't. Each one of us is going to pass to one of you who wants to be interviewed, who has something very cool to tell. The person we pass to is going to be our protector, okay? Who is going to protect us from some disabilities. And then you choose the story that you liked the least and that will come out. And so until we have a single winner who will get a prize, no, a prize is a surprise.

No, manica, the prize? No, it's a prize, no, we don't even say it, we don't even say it, bro. In fact, we don't even give it away. Mr. Culotauro, a big round of applause for Culotauro. And... Thank you, thank you.

Well, I want the stories. I don't want... Yes, I don't want that thing...

Is that Russian?

No.

How are you?

Good.

Good. Can you leave the mic on, please? How's it going, dog? dog. How's the dog? Good! What's his name? Eduard.

Eduard, what do you do?

I'm a trainer. Trainer. I always do the same. Russian! Oh, Russian.

Cuando tú decidiste venir a Australia, ¿cuál fue el clímax o eso? Cuéntame el momento en que tú dijiste no. Sí, lavando la losa de todos en la casa.

Yo puedo hacer esto en Australia por plata, wey.

Pues es que yo me gradué joven de la universidad, tenía dieciséis.

No se graduó bien, mami. No se graduó. I graduated from the university, I was like... You didn't graduate well, honey.

I was nervous, I was under a lot of pressure.

I'm kidding.

You tried to find me.

This is for the uneducated, right?

I found myself. You're lying, Juanito. Julietira, Juanito, mentira, Juanito. Julieta, Julieta, Julieta. Julieta, presta el micrófono solamente un segundo. Voy a ir a encontrar.

Ay.

Ay.

Ay.

Mentira.

Alguien dijo culo. Ay. Está la amiga de Juan, de Julieta. Mi reina, ¿cómo estás?

Bien, ¿ are you? Good, and you? I came to see if we could find Julieta too. Julieta couldn't do anything, so she called me to see if I could help her.

Julieta is another piroca that I have lost time. Right now they start, have you seen Julieta?

What is your name, my Reina?

Alexandra.

Alexandra, welcome through the window. How are you? Thank you. What do you do, Alexandra? I'm a cleaner.

Ok, and in Colombia?

I worked for Amazon.

Ah!

Why did you decide to come to Australia?

Because I almost tried to... Well, they gave me five punches for wanting to come.

That's a story, Añero!

No!

No!

No! You're Russian! I'm Russian. They want this camera for the Russian. Love, I think I have, with just that, I have the story. Friends, a big round of applause for Alexandra, my first protégée. Let's go Alexandra, come with me.

The next one. Ha, five-fingered. Come with me. The chair. Five stabs, man. She, mom, she, if they find her.

For looking for her, they found her. I'm going to pick my guest now. I have to listen to him. Has anyone shot him? Has anyone shot him? Someone shot him? What's your name, my dog?

Andres. Christian, Christian. My name is Christian.

Someone shot him in the butt.

That was a shooting.

And I was like, I'm not dying.

He went to Vietnam.

Christian, you're from... Bucaramanga. From Bucaramanga, Bucaramanga. And did you really get shot?

No, not a shot. We were with my cousins in Boyacá.

The story goes like that.

One of my cousins said,

my dad has a revolver.

With a pair of balls, a revolver.

Big head. So he said, I know where he keeps it.

Oh!

I hope they didn't rape him.

Give me the microphone.

We already looked at him.

Or he'll eat it. He's going to eat the microphone. Let's go to this side, because we haven't been to this side yet.

Who is...

Sumercé?

Well, bro, I'm Cesar.

Marcelo, Marcelo Chirrion.

Marcelo after Real Madrid left.

Marcelo, Marcelo, are you Colombian? Yes. And who does Sumercé live with here? Okay no pero se levanta el pero y julieta la encontre al fin hasta hijo de puta vea aca mi perro tambien alguien que necesita tambien un entrenamiento de kickboxing como es tu nombre como es tu nombre eduard eduard eduard cuantos anos tiene eduard

35 6

se le olvido la eduard

estoy pesando 115 yo tengo

eduard eduard vienes con quien con mi novia I'm weighing 115, I have... Edward, who are you with? With my girlfriend.

How long have you been together?

One year, two years? I was weighing Corins when I met her. But Camil, wait, we're sure that you're not in your faculties right now.

How long have you been together? Two years. Two years, two years.

I mean, it's not a joke. What lunch are we having? I'm not going to hide it from you How long have you been together? 2 years 2 years, 2 years What did you have for lunch this afternoon? What does Summerset do here in Australia?

I have a real estate company

You've talked to Summerset, right? Yes, I've talked to them I'm sure you've seen them, they've gotten fat Do you want to have kids with her?

I don't know at the moment.

I'm going to stop you. This son of a bitch is pregnant. What a son of a bitch. Give me the mic. I'm going to interview this son of a bitch. What's your name?

Alejo.

Do you come with her?

Yes, my sister.

Your sister? What do you do here?

I work in consumer service in an online casino

Consumer service?

Customer service

Ah, customer service, ok In an online casino? Which casino? I'm sorry, but you're the one who's crazy. You're the one who's calling her names and fucking her. No, no, no. It's all in the chat, but it's very heavy.

Not so much.

I'm going to choose him. Sorry, your story was very good. All of your stories were very good. I'm going to choose you just because I'm a son of a to solve and a lot of pending accounts to solve. Alejandro, you're going to be my protector tonight, please, a big round of applause for Alejandro.

What's up, Emir? You're defrosted, son.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Sorry. No, it's just that this marijuana here is a shit. No, son of a bitch, where am I going to find someone with seven stab wounds? No, fuck, this is very hard. foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign What part of Swatch are you from? Swatch to share Swatch? Oh, but son of a bitch, no, but I mean, I have been bad, I have had needs but Swatch to share? And what do you do?

Well, I'm a pathologist and I'm also an assistant at the intensive care unit

Oh, you look... doesn't it hurt to see people die?

No, no, no

Oh, no, no, no Don't you see how cool? Yes No, no, no. Something that makes us want to say, look, this bitch has six fucking daggers. She looks at her like, yes, I had her in intensive care, yes. Of course, I remember. She came with Julieta, who doesn't find anything. Pass that microphone.

Well, I'm going to go over there to see if they have an impressive story. The Russian son of a bitch, yes, he won the Russian market. foreign foreign foreign

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foreign foreign Tell me, bro, what's your name? My name is Thiago. And what do you do, Thiago? I work on social media. And we have a story to win too.

Yes, and what story is it?

Well, the story of being here for several years, of facing life in another country, and I also document stories. I document stories through my experience with other people, with other immigrants.

He has no story, he's a pirate. I don't know, but... He also got me in a fight for an extra. We have a tough competition, look. There are four disabled people. I'm going to trust you.

Let's go.

A round of applause for Tiago, please.

But wait, Tiago, who can pass the pants to Tiago?

That guy came in a boxer, little brother. Have you seen Patricio Estrella? I'm not going to tell you what to do. I'm going to tell you what to do. I'm going to tell you what to do.

I'm going to tell you what to do.

I'm going to tell you what to do.

I'm going to tell you what to do.

I'm going to tell're from Bogota? I'm from Gigante, Huila, but I grew up in Bogota. Okay, and when you came to Australia, why did you come to Australia?

Because I got stabbed.

But why? I mean... Was it a threat or was it because you said...

Or you came to stab your husband?

No, no, no. They were going to rob me.

I love you in Chile. Sorry, put the microphone a little bit over here. They're going to steal that. I can't, I have a dagger.

I was with a friend back then, on May 1st.

Where were you? You were in Cuadrapicha, right?

No, I was in the gay zone. Cuadrapicha?

Well, something like that.

And what happened?

Well, it was a couple of niggers. But they were niggers like... Like those sitting here in the middle.

Like this.

Cheap, bitter dog.

How old were you when that happened?

28.

28.

And how was the night?

Did you get there? No, we were going to spend the night there.

No, it was a night of death.

No, I really didn't want to go that day, but it was this person's birthday. He insisted a lot. We got to the place. The party was super good, but when I left, well, I was hungry.

She was so hungry that she ate five stabs, dude. She was hungry.

That's horrible. We went to eat arepa with chorizo in the corner and the couple who was serving the place Well, first I pay her with a 20,000 bill, the girl tells me They give me arepa with chorizo and the man comes back and charges me I say no, she owes me the money before, I don't have more money, I don't have cash and I can't pay you more So the girl starts to get up and starts to treat me badly She gets up, she hits me in the head and he sent me to... Is the girl from Trolla too?

Yes, but it's more about the Aragua train, but yes.

What?

No, I'm just saying.

But you gave us a piece of information. I just asked her where she was from.

She said, no, yes, the girl was from 54236.

Well, after the investigations that were done, she's part of the Aragua train. But it wasn't just her, it was an organized gang. When the girl starts to stab me, a lot of guys come out and start hitting him, stealing him. And well, thank God, the universe.

Sorry, but when...

everything was like the bee got you in the head and it filled you up.

Eh...

Yes, literally.

And well, it lifts you up and you're like...

Uy, uy...

Well, really...

And I don't eat on the street.

I don't even realize it.

I feel like I'm heavy eating.

It gives me indigestion. She went to stab the person I was with.

That bitch.

She was stabbing him. She was also taking out chorizos.

Go with matequilla.

I get up and I go to the person I was with. I start pushing the guys who were holding him I tell him, bro, are you ok? and he says no He was covered in blood, he said, and I said, are you ok? I look at his hands and I start to feel the blood running down my back

All of this in a neighborhood that sounds so easy to misinterpret

When the ambulance arrives, who is the first person in your family to find out?

No, my family found out a month later because I didn't want to worry them because I lived alone. I said, I want to keep this for myself, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

We called a friend and the girl went to get us.

Ok, friends, a big round of applause for Alexandra Corruch. Okay

Alejandro Okay Envidia Tenaz weon Dos perenes de aragua me cuenta usted weon Cinco amigos gays no? Verraco weon Me dice que se parece que trabaja en una pagina de apuestas que Me contaba ahorita en privado No vamos a revelar el nombre mejor

Para que ahorita pongamos por favor

Zapo hijo de puta

Fue el primer trabajo que consiguió acá?

No no no yo em I started doing Uber Eats.

I sold chorizos.

And how did you get the job at the casino? Because I think that's a good job, right?

Yes, you earn well.

And how did you get that cameo?

A friend worked there a year before I joined. And she insisted that I join, that it was very good and well, I was able to work full time, I was already in the papers for a residency.

It looks like a testimony of a webcammer, right?

Everything a friend has said, a friend put me there and I already...

He changes all the names of things. Vega, and you are the one who pays attention to the client?

Yes.

What is the most gonorr stupid call you've ever received? No, no, no.

Everything is through chat. Ah, ok.

What else do you say in the chat?

No, it's just that it's very strong.

Well, any that you remember that you say, hey, this is stuck in my head.

I'm going to get a cucumber.

No, worse.

If they give me tokens of the cup with shit. Wait, you said webcam. No, no, no, the customers are very annoying. But what do you mean? They send you pictures of whatever they want.

A picture of this dick for 100 bucks.

No, no, the deal is very strong.

Sure, but they don't understand that those who understand us...

No, what the hell, losing money is... Of course, but you are the ones who decide to play.

Ah, this son of a bitch.

One time something happened to me with a bet. I've never fought for the chat. Just once, I sent him a photo of the girl who just shat on a guy. I had a betting problem, many of you know. I was losing about 2 or 3 million pesos. For a person.

Then there was a problem that it was not my fault. It was like a thing closed, I had a couple of bills. I was going to recover my 2 or 3 million and a game ended at minute 80 for a fight. And they canceled the whole bet. Pass. and they canceled my bet. So I wrote, because I said, you bastards, if it was a game, they would take my money, but I would have to pay the bet.

Sometimes you get pissed off.

You know what I mean?

You have to read the terms and conditions. Because when you create the account, you accept.

I'm an addict, you son of a bitch!

I don't read, I bet! foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign That's why I came here. But this one is also... No, I'm kidding. No, he's not my type.

Both of them are gay.

I'm a fan of Chimera.

She's the only one who got stabbed.

What an irony that the ones who are going to get stabbed are these two. Is there a lot of homophobia here in Australia or not?

Have you had homophobic encounters here or not?

No, not here, open in Colombia. See you So I don't know when I was close as claro una vez y a con mi pareja caminando por

sable tranquilos

Con su pareja y por galerías camino ando en Bogotá y así Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. a bottle and I'm going to scratch it and I'm going to... Put your hand in my mouth! Ok, let's leave the story there.

My parents don't know this. Your parents don't know all this? Well, well, enough! Enough, sorry, enough! Right now he keeps telling us his bullshit. In the bathroom.

Right now, right now. Well, Thiago, Thiago's story also starts with chorizo.

No, Iira. También vendía chorizo.

También vendía chorizo. No. Tiago, ¿usted por qué desarrolló miedo a los pantalón?

No, no creo. No. No. No.

Usted me dijo que era, ¿qué? Uy, marica. No, ya. Pues si le han dado por el culo entonces, weo. Ya. Y ya entre muchas cosas, pues, estaba en la universidad. Y yo dije como que, bueno, vamos a expandir el horizonte. Y por cosas de la vida ya en plena pandemia.

Monté mi empresa de chores. Monté mi empresa de chores y de bolsas. Bueno, pero fue una decisión bien, bien arriesgada. And I don't know what to do at that time. When you first started, what did you do?

I made pants.

But I left it half-way.

I also did a lot of cleaning jobs. Cleaning, gardening.

You did cleaning like that? Of course, yes. They hired him in the rest of Cacorros. This guy called him every day. But we already cleaned here, brother. I feel like it's dirty. foreign foreign foreign

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foreign foreign foreign But you had it so hard all this time, man. It's like the LGBTI special by La Ventana.

Do you have family here?

No, nothing.

You've been single since you got here?

How long have you been single?

I've been single for 7 years.

7 years, and you don't get hard by being single? I don't get hard by wearing these shorts. I don't get hard by being single. But, man, when do you get up, look at yourself, is I'm going to do this show. You are going to follow two stories, ready? Two stories, but first we are going to defend each one of your stories. We are going to quickly say why we think you should follow this story,

to convince you. So start with your ass, please.

It's going to be very short. The stab.

Brisbane, the stab, the stab, Brisbane. Oh, sorry, Maypole.

He lost them, he revived them.

Well, Emil, why do you have to continue? No, no, shorter, it's going to be shorter.

I want her story to continue because she is a woman with pants.

With pants.

Enough.

I want him to continue because... Pantalones. Con pantalones. Ya. Ya. Yo quiero que el siga porque... No, yo siento que este marica tiene mucho más por contar. El tiempo fue corto, corto, corto, corto, corto, cortísimo, cortísimo. Yo siento que este marica necesitaba que lo escuchen, güevon, en serio, o sea. Bre, mister, yo creo que la historia que hay aquí, ¿por qué? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. the shores Because applause for far greater story

Applauses gritos boya We better know see I can Applause, shouts, booyah to whoever wants to follow the story of Emil.

But you have to wear pants, man. You have to wear pants.

But those people who applaud, I say, what the fuck?

No, no, no.

And they get up and everyone cries.

Applause, shouts, booyah to whoever wants to follow the story of my dog.

He's wrinkled, man. He's wrinkled. He's not wrinkled. foreign foreign I'm not alone, I came with my dog.

He knows that dogs are better than men.

My dog, how did you... Did your parents know you were gay?

No, they didn't.

I came here and obviously I lived my life as a gay here.

And they start cutting your pants. Only my sister knew. foreign is foreign

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At 15. At 15 years old, look, more or less at 15 already. I already knew, then I told some cousins and after I got here, I How did your parents react when you were this big? It was hard because my dad is a military man. Oh, shit. So, they also gave him a hard time. Look how they get out of it. Military men have some shit, but...

What did your dad say?

Of course, man. It was very hard.

Take the cuckoos out of your brother.

No, no, no. I told him about three years ago.

Barely. And... No, no, no. No, yo le contaste como tres años. Sí. Apenas. Eh, no, y...

Eh, eh, eh.

Que...

No.

No, no, no.

¿Qué le dijo, y qué le dijo su papá?

¿Qué fue lo que le dijo?

Así.

No, no, él fue re, él fue re lindo porque fue como, eh...

Que perro es todo. No, no, no. It was like, I love you so much that... Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. cohen si gracias de todo listo llega la ambulancia llega la ambulancia mas fuerte

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no mentira mentira mentira osea tu perdiste la conciencia

no y osea ayudo a mi amigo en ese momento y le digo como parece esta bien el me dice no yo solo veo que viene la policia I help my friend at that moment and I tell him, dude, are you okay? He says no, I just see the police coming. The man, the one with the chorizos, says, what, you son of a bitch, you want to die today

for a cell phone with a revolver? So I was in shock, the police just arrived, a matter of seconds. Shock?

Shock.

And they said shock? They said shock.

Shock, shock, shock, shock,

but I'm sure I'm telling you.

I'm telling you.

I got to the police station, they asked me what was going on. The person from the revolver told me, he said, they wanted to rob us. It was like, man, you know.

So you wanted to rob them, according to the version of the Piroguez.

That's how we found him, mom. Nowadays, you don't come back because the chorizos are out there?

I really asked for a protection visa for that.

But still.

No, still.

Oh no, they stabbed me.

I'm going to Australia with a protection visa.

When you see chorizos, are you scared? He doesn't.

Oh, no, I'm kidding. I

Were you

Okay, well see you in a person I'm independent

Entonces como que no los quería preocupar ya cuando me cuenta que pues sobreviví entonces

Quise mi proceso y les puede contar

Quien fue la cual fue la persona que se enteró de mi familia mi mamá para traer una repa con que sola my process and I can tell you later with more calm. Who was the person who found out? My family, my mom.

It takes two hours to bring an arepa with cheese?

Hello!

You son of a bitch, right?

Hello, chorizo cold, man! You are useless! If they stabbed me, they stabbed me. Not me too! Cold arepas, not stupid!

And the stupid turns.

You have 20 seconds left. I'm going to be a little bit of a bit of a bit of a

bit of a

bit of a

bit of a

bit of a bit of a No, I'm going to eat chorizo again, don't worry.

Please.

No, really, living a quiet life here, from what I've been through, it's been an enriching experience. I've learned many things that I'm more passionate about, like being alive.

Yes, after five stabs, you value life.

Yes, of course.

Sorry, but it's super short. Did you finish the chorizo with the arepa?

No, I didn't even get to bite it. I'm sorry, but it's super short. Did you finish the chorizo with the arepa?

No, I didn't even get to bite it.

So you never bit a chorizo?

Exactly.

A round of applause for Alexandra, please. Come here, Reina, let's see if you move well. Ready, friends, let's decide between the two stories.

If there can only be one final interview, then choose it right now. Ready, choose? Just Ready? Choose one. I'm the winner?

Oh, yeah, man.

Him.

That's bad.

Okay, yeah, the final interview, the three of us. Applause, screams, whistling for the story of... Alexandra. Good, man. Good. Good. Let's go. foreign foreign I don't know if I'll get out of this. I don't know if I'll get out of this. I don't know if I'll get out of this. I don't know if I'll get out of this. I don't know if I'll get out of this.

I don't know if I'll get out of this.

I don't know if I'll get out of this. I don't know if I'll get out of this. I don't know if I family that I'm gay. And I'm going to tell my family that I'm gay. And I'm going to tell my family that I'm gay.

And I'm going to tell my family that I'm gay.

And I'm going to tell my family that I'm gay. foreign foreign But it's going to be like, my daddy, the nipples are like, yes, I'm gay.

What daddy?

But I also feel that you are one of those gays who camouflage. Because there are gays who are like this. Yes, but it's true, I think everyone was taken by surprise when they say that he was gay. And everyone knows he's gay, but everyone in the family

is silent.

He's a fag, huevon. ¿Qué le dijo su mamá entonces? Ese día estábamos con mi familia. Yo tengo sobrinos, con mi hermana. Y yo invité amigos, todos colombianos. Pero también lo invité a él y él es australiano. No es la visa. Bueno, sí.

¿Enamoró usted a un australiano?

Sí.

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You with the family

I was very scared

I was very nervous

I was sweating

and obviously I noticed that I was nervous when he came in and obviously when I greeted him I was very...

And the dad?

He didn't realize anything.

Those guys are very confident. So you greet him and what did you do?

I greeted him normally and then I called my mom to the room and I told her I have to tell her something.

And she told me, I know what you are going to tell me.

And I told her, get your fingers out of your ass. I know what you are going to tell me. foreign foreign

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Hola, no via si man is compeluca Paso un mes y amaya me sign sendo como yo no le pongo a dar eso su papá por favor

cuente leyó mamá pues que el era super homofobico de los que todos los días está I'm gay, right?

But letting a penis get in your ass is easy, right? The most difficult thing.

I don't know how to tell my dad.

I don't know how to tell my dad.

Hey, what would you do to tell my dad? And what would you do?

You guys, who would you...

Wait, wait. The rugby team from Australia And what would you do? What would you 15 do? No...

Wait, wait...

The Australian rugby team helping him, as the dad says.

What would you 8-year-old do?

I want to know, what did the dad say, you son of a bitch?

But yes, let's finish. You don't say, I'm gay, what did you say?

No, I said, how do you like women? I like men. And he told him, like, you like women, I like men. And he told me, like, are you sure? I mean, I didn't believe it, and he was like, are you sure about what you're saying? Yes, about what he's telling me. And he told me, have you explored yourself?

Well, something like that, and he told me, I don't remember.

Well, I mean, no.

Dad, these two fingers smell like poop, dad. I'm going to the bathroom. Papi, I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom.

What did your dad say?

My mom had to act because...

Your mom had to act?

Because she was supposed to be finding out. She's finding out about my dad right now. My dad was like everyone else. I love you all. But as a friend, you son of a bitch. I Know

No, I'm a go my party

Okay, no, so to me confianza is my icon. Yo lo samo No, daddy, ho yo lo samo y por ustedes don't ring. Yo no me importa Es como que el amor es más grande de tener que hablar si como que no sorprendió mucho nosotros

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foreign foreign I'm not going to see him in a million people. But his dad accepted him and he killed a prejudice.

You have to understand it little by little.

And my son, if you have a partner, I don't want to know her.

The Australian behind, with a whip.

He hung the ceiling, untie me and I'm leaving.

And the relationship with your dad, it's not bad, you accept it more every day. After that, like two weeks, my dad started telling my aunts, my grandparents, my cousins, and he didn't surprise us anymore, because I wasn't even going to tell them, but he did. Nobody judged me, everyone was fine.

They met my partner.

And today...

No, today they love him a lot.

That's great, but thank you very much for that good story. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. and that the parents understand that marriage is not a bad thing it's more important to love and family than prejudices there you go a big round of applause for my dog friends, a big round of applause for the winner of tonight friends, the prize was an A&E where the whores won't be able to give themselves sorry, we didn't think about that

dog, thank you so much for sharing this I didn't want to talk, I didn't want to come and you gave us a lesson and a message We're open some of the nestle pero mucho de las compartes para que chingada quería Ni hablar de una que ni pasar y nos acabará hasta una lección y un mensaje mucho a todos muchas gracias mi perro

Un fuerte aplauso para mi perro que chingada gracias perrito

Papá, que chingada

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