Por La Ventana Podcast LIMPIANDO BAÑOS #116 "CANDIDATO OVIEDO" 🚽🚘🇨🇴

But in that space of morality that remains, the only thing that remains for you is two things. First, if we don't react, you young people, and assume control of your own country, with the elements that the Constitution gives you, for example, the vote, if you don't make use of that for good, let's close and let's go.

Let's keep looking at the country and we'll look elsewhere.

Recording. I want their microphones. Victor Malpard. The microphone is there. I Do get all the microphones day just Mr. Malpard microphone I am the limit our estes el de Mirta yes, they'll be me can do that When we begin in the especial kami porque esta llena el carro de corotos kami que estas haciendo kami que escuchen que que si Camilo, what are you doing? Listen, what am I plotting? I'm not plotting anything. It happens, gentlemen. There are votes, right? We have the first vote on March 8th. Women's day.

It's not the happy day, it's the day that women are celebrated, that they fight for women's rights. Lies. Well, we didn't go, it's another day, gentlemen. Today's guest was a guest of kilos. I'm invited by Kilo. Because Mr. Camilo Diaz, as you saw in the cover, Mr. Daniel Oviedo, candidate for the 2026 Colombian Presidency.

I'm gonna have that dog here! What's the point? The point is that you can see the whole car of... The whole car of Colombia. But yes, this is the car of Colombia, guys. We are the car of the people.

We are the car of the people, you move the car of the people, manito. Like the truth, I have a little bit of rigor to get in a presidential candidate in the car because... You are rich, you have a lot of money, manito, the rich have a lot of money. No, it was really because, man, talking about politics is the most tedious and pig in this country, dog. Because someone is always going to think we defend what we think with violence and well, well, bitch. That's why we are like this, that's why I see... That's why the door doesn't close because you don't take me seriously with the country, guys. For you.

But a little bit if it is the initiative for you to be on March 8th or vote. The issue with the votes and with politics is that... Even if you just put a logo on your car, on your shirt, you think like that logo, you think and defend what you wear. But in this country, there are people who dance and dance, but you can't go around trying to make everyone think like you. Do you know what they think? Do they think like me? In the end, you have to talk about what people don't want to talk about.

Oh, they became politicians, then you have to close it. Because today, through the window, we became politicians. I'm gonna put it on politicals pop into it. They'll a Sierra for cake. Oh, yeah, but I'm Tana Oh, no, it's Pusimos political spirals. It's not a local. It's a canola. Oh You must Andre Amortes, but I can't listen I'll and talk it to the car. Oh, hi. Don't get that I know I don't get that in oh, oh, oh, I kept it over Andrea presidenta, pyro, listos, caigan hijos de sochi Dejen pasar a esa mujer embarazada a sus maños

Jajaja mentiras

Venga, se ha hecho, nos grabamos, no? Entonces volvemos con toda, volvemos con el candidato presidencial hijos de sochi, ya Se imagina que ese pino cree en el presidente

Ajaaa

Pero ahí si nos toca es voltear, no es sacarle plata, hasta plata en algo Jajaja mentiras AHA! I'm not going to be a politician. Today we are not a program. Today we are the people. Where can we calibrate? I don't want to put the tape on any woman. I want to put the tape on my president.

I want it to be her.

For all the women of Colombia.

My president. Aguanta Jarizepiro without bandita, right?

Yes.

He is an uninvited guest.

Well, well Well What politician would you love to have here and which one would you hate?

I don't like politicians, I mean, I can't say that he...

But more or less, do you vote the same or not?

No, I don't vote

You don't vote? Why don't you vote? Because for me all politicians are the same I don't care about politics, everyone is a piece of shit. But I feel like politics won't change your life.

Especially in a presidential period.

You know, Hitler was president and look how his life changed.

Let's say, for example, here, right now, there's no politician. And it would be really cool to have several of those who are going to be president. Because they are always very serious political interviews. And people here, through the window, I don't know if you've noticed, but people always show their side more human, like they disarm themselves they show their true self, their appearance, so it's cool

I feel like we can show each politician their true personality their Hitler, dude so that people see him as he really is

it's the same thing talking about politics in this country, it's scary, dude people are too fanatic I don't talk about anyone The one who starts to comment, oh they already sold themselves, they are making a soft effort No, no, no, it's the same Because if it's important or at least it seems to me that a presidential candidate says, I'm going to disassemble them But either because he wants numbers or because he wants to be seen, it's fine

But we really tried, Camil was the one who gave me the direct contact. The idea was to enter and say, what if we get a presidential candidate? And this guy said, what if Oviedo gets in? And I was like, Oviedo, that's the guest.

Who is Juan Daniel Oviedo?

The one who is going to be my president, the one who is going to save my country, he's going to get the terrians out of Colombia.

That's the one who comes out saying, hey man, it's a great pot, my brother is a great perra.

Really?

No, I'm kidding.

That man seemed like a cool guy to me, but you know what I think a trash would be? You are asking me the same question. You know what I think a trash would be?

Alberto Las Preyas. I Claudia They go cosplay The party

The one who is going to call if you can

Call the other

Tanto poquito I The process We receive a much in my work for you to never Claudia Oviedo yeah, oh try the la derecha cement in the videos I guess if you think I'm gonna kill you can I say come here people by

units in my lot

So from program I know my

grandson

But I'm gonna look at it Daniel No, they both gonna last a pair I'm a crazy girl, Daniel. I can beat you, bitch! So it would have been cool to have more than one or two candidates so that they feel like they are giving strength to one. But the reality is that because of our content, because we speak clearly, not all people, it will be good for them if we raise one candidate or two or three. Maybe someone, or some mamerto, some paraco, some man de...

They say in Colombia there is no paramilita. What will my mentor algun para co algún mande que dicen Colombia no hay para militares Baba comment on a city

We must a lot of Irma me what I don't get it. I know I'm gonna say Look at you know is I come out with a poor chemist pero la pobreza de penas It's a shame, the shits! What? The shits of Chimbos are gone! It's over for me! It's over for everyone!

Sequía de Semen is over! It's over! Andrea presidenta, Colombia, Semen, Foca.

You're a bitch!

I promise to end poverty,

raise prostitution. I mean, raise the prostitution salary.

If there's more prostitution,

there's a lot more opportunities. We lay out swell the lap or get a solo see I must pursue soon I

Mootie see mama for tuna Laura banana extra hero With peros equal see Simply can also met on a system as a politic a canyon there on a Motor on a high me poor a son you know a lot opera high me no lo mataron por es que me lo mataron porque se

Estaba viendo una plata no man de una loma They killed him because he was selling them money to some guys from a slum He lost a guy from Villa

He was in a parking lot, I don't know what they told him

He didn't know?

He was singing in the parking lot He killed him with his right hand, he took out a couple of fingers He hit him with his right hand and he took out a couple of fingers

Those bars

I think that Oviedo, from that consultation he's in he's the best there is. But, but, obviously, he's been left in the... See, that's why I don't vote so well. Because I'm going to vote for someone I don't even know what ideas he has, what career he has.

You're a faggot, you vote for Sepeda and that's it.

Yes, I'm following the guidelines. Why did you grab the... The good one, man. I'm doing it real, you're breaking it. I Don't know

I

Know Desperately I'm doing real Significa que sigamos haciendo las cosas pero cuando le sumamos el re I'm gonna say it again, but I'm gonna say it again. Real, I mean... Keep doing it real. Keep doing it real means that we keep doing things right, but when we add the re... The re particle indicates... What does it indicate?

That the guy is a big fan of...

That the guy lives from the Seville up. That the guy is going to the north, but to camellar. He's going to camellar them. but to get laid. To get laid. But you know what I like about this show? That it doesn't happen with Conánimo or that it doesn't happen with Fox News.

Oh, man.

Oh, man, watch what you say, man.

The opinions, man.

Casar, man.

I'm...

They killed Carson for less, bro.

But I feel that... People have to realize, I mean, I think people know, but it's an interview program where everyone agrees on their boring program No, and it's that...

It's a program where you can't admit yourself Ah, so the idea is that there are different points If people pretend that not all the guests that come up here don't like everyone, it's going to be very difficult No, and what I understood from that is not that as such, but what I understood from that is that we are exposed to the opinion of many people of I think Mali made a mistake No, no, no, no It had to have been... wait, I think it was... But it's a bad daughter You made a joke about Maduro

Oh, hey, the day they caught Maduro I got up and I did a... But Mali, like with my dog and stuff And my mom commented to me like... You don't know what's happening to my dad Who are you going to comment? Who do you think you are? Comment

The mirror Mucho más que pensar Is he ever that I've been told I'm bad, I'm a duck, that I'm a seller The truth is that you're not lying Everything you've seen in the last two years

Don't get offended because it's the reality

The reality

The reality

The reality

I'm a bad guy So, Marica, if you threaten me with a fight, don't do it. But I've seen it, man. In the dog, in the square aisle, there's a fight. Let's go outside.

Let's start because they have both legs.

Oh, no, Cami.

You have to start. You're crazy.

You got on with a black guy with a black belt.

Yes, I did.

And nobody said, no, you see. I I'm not going to do that. But if you give the address, why do that? That's exposing yourself. I understand you, I'm a piece of shit. You don't have to like them. When it happens to me, I get threatened. And I get angry when I see my mom and I answer the comments.

I say no and I've said it several times.

But she's a rich mother.

She had to get a blowjob.

And he got in a car, that son of a bitch Do you know who pays for those cars, dad? We do, brother

What a shame to make him go from a armored Toyota To a Mazda that he believes in, my man To a Mazda that doesn't close the windows He's gonna try humility

He's gonna try humility

And the activity Hey, what's up? It's him, it's him! I thought you were going to try humility. I thought you were going to try humility. And the activity?

It's him! It's him! It's the savior of Colombia!

Yes, my lord!

My lord!

I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'll be right back. No, but we already started shitting.

Calm down.

But I knew that my partner was going to shit.

I knew it.

Lie, lie. but I know that he shat on my partner oh my god no way

I know he shat on my partner, I wanted to feel something on his tail

I'm going to make a soup of letters I found one, look sexual

oil

look at Pobdar and this vertical

look at chuspa!

He got one of those!

Ush, quiet boss!

He's buying votes with cookies!

And if there's someone who leaves cookies!

A little piece of paper, whoever wants it. I'll put it in later. I'm going to be the first one, ready? I'm not kidding It's going to be hard A little scratch for the car Where you want to put it

I'm going for this one

I'm going for this one

A place where it's easy to take it off What do we do with these bars?

I'm going for this one

I'm going for this one I'm going for this one I'm going for this one Wait, wait, wait.

A place where it's easy to take it off. What do we do with these old bars?

Very good.

That's it. Welcome to the window.

That's it.

It's good to have it here.

Where are we going? Today we are going to do an activity. We are going to clean the country. Is it a BMW. It's a BMW 323.

No, it's a BMW 323, I don't remember.

Well, Mr. Old Man, since when is the taste for cookies born?

Well, imagine that I, from Plaza Sesamo, was a fan of the monster that eats cookies.

Ah, what's his name?

The cookie monster.

Exactly. My mom, as she realized that I really liked eating cookies, on Saturdays she would make cookies and my sister too. And today, the family's cookie maker is my sister with my nieces. What I usually do when there is a budget, I should give a little gift on Christmas, the people who work with me, a bag of cookies that they prepare for Christmas. And for the launch, for the launch, to deliver the people that work with us a bag of cookies that they prepare for Christmas and for the launch, for the launch, for the delivery of the signatures

my sister made some cookies in the shape of lightning

How many signatures did you collect?

We collected 877,777 Several We wanted to give with the number 7

Yes, because there were many 7s there, right?

How to play?

In the team there are people who believe in numerology 7 In a decade boy In a numerology 877 777 is a number Digitals that weren't I trance and quarantine It doesn't mean so are from when I was little. My grandfather was the one who always rewarded me with things from the bakery of the bar.

With the banana cake.

He was going to give you a banana?

Or with the miloja or with a cookie from the bakery. Of the holes that the chocolate dots have. It's rather ironic because he didn't give you much bread. I don't even take a shower But if it's with a banana, yes

If it's with a banana, I'm not going to take it

I just wanted to ask you this question, because I know it's openly homosexual How do I look?

How do I look in these pants?

Like a baby

He's very horny I'm serious, I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious.

I'm serious. I'm serious. It's moron, mojigato, just like that. Because the ones who judge are the ones who are more... But with the maricada, in politics, the sex is clearer. For example, in the political culture survey, I told people, come on, would you vote for a woman? Would you vote for an indigenous person? Would you vote for a black person? Would you vote for a peasant?

And most of these categories that I have raised, more than 90% say yes, I would vote for him. But when it comes to a person with sexual orientation or a diverse gender identity, to date, 23 out of every 100 people in Colombia would say, I don't vote for a maritime. So yes, we have to campaign. Our truth is that we have to campaign with three- quarters of the electoral census. We have the highest rating, we have to be more demanding because we know that there is a quarter of the electoral census that will never vote for Marisa.

But no matter what good ideas you have.

Yes, no matter. Yes, it's like you're gay. The answer is that I don't care about the ideas you have for Marisa.

They don't even give you the opportunity to hear your ideas. So faggots

I think it's a prejudice too People think, especially in politics, that you're going to fag the country

That you're going to fag the country

That you're going to fag us That too

So yes, it's difficult, but the truth is In politics, I feel like I've had cases of homophobia, direct, no. If there are prejudices, for example, the ladies say, ah, no, like in Marica, then the security thing can be big for them.

It's a very chic concept.

Yes, if I think about security, it's firm. Yes, firm, firm for Yes, firm. Firm for the... When the... When security is actually about how judicious the president is.

Exactly.

As soon as it comes to getting the country forward, right? That one can be a good head of public force commander and that one can contribute intelligence and strategy that one has to military decisions that are governed by another logic.

No, but I do understand the point. It's something very prejudicial. But that's already a stigma, right? The stigma that a person provides security is someone who is great.

And I feel that more...

The flame, right?

Yes, all...

Flame until it escapes.

Jail.

Chumlima.

Chumlima.

Cisas. Cizas. if you know how noise distracts people how noise distracts people

and how is...

if you know how to do it or not that's the question you know what the question is?

you don't know anything, you don't know

happy new year thank you

thank you you are from the boat for the ray

the measure is in essence a populist measure look how Thank you! You're from the boat for the ray! The measure...

The measure is essentially a populist measure. Look how the AREPA turned everything upside down. My opponents who were crying saying that the minimum wage of 2 million was going to break the country. To the businessmen who said they were going to break. Everyone who cried for that measure, the AREP turned it around right now. Second point, it is a populist measure because since I was director of the DANE, I went to the salary consultation table, I put on the table,

less and less people are earning the minimum wage. Today only one in every ten people earn minimum wage. What about the rest? The rest are... informal work. Salary El resto son trabajo informal Say the cada diez son personas informal is kissy cannon Menos del mini y los otros tres huevones que andan haciendo sigan del baloto entonces Concentrado

Esta concentrados entre uno y dos y dos y cuatro salarios men Canarse más de diez millones de pesos es hacer rico como sea como sería usted rico la I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Yeah Even his master's degree, so his whole life was focused on winning his things and showing what he is.

Focused on not being humiliated.

A story of what happened to me in all my processes is that I could have fallen into temptation.

Eating his cookies.

No, no.

But I have been firm for the penalties.

Not having my dad as a clear figure to have, as his absence and his rejection, could have made me feel like I had resentment against him. But what happened to me was that I unconsciously, and right now in my therapy I'm starting to realize, is that I unconsciously said,

I better go and learn from my grandfather. And then I looked for maternal love in my grandfather and that's why my grandfather is a tremendous connection.

Does he still live?

No, he died when I was 10 years old. But then the curious thing about my life story is that the love of my mom for my dad, which was the second life of my mom because my mom had already had Roberto and Margarita, my brothers. The love for my mom,

of my dad for my mom and my mom's love for my dad led my mom to want me to be born on the same day as my dad.

They proclaimed it so that I would be born on March 9th. Really? And your dad, no, no, no, on the 7th. Because 7 and 7 are more than this.

It's the 7th of luck. Dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona C7, dona Why? That's why I don't celebrate my birthday Because for me, March 16th is... But the day you were born is the day you wanted the most It's the day to remember that bond with my grandfather

Did you want your grandfather or your father more?

Well, yes, the connection was more...

He's my hero

That's why you're going to celebrate every night

That's why you're going to celebrate every night

Are you saying that you celebrate our birthdays? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. to take me out to eat. Sebastian is your partner? Yes. What my mom does is... We are the two. In the San Jose bridge, she organizes a family lunch.

Okay.

You are a very family-oriented guy, right?

No.

We are a very dysfunctional family.

Why? Does your dad still live?

Because... No. He died of the pandemic. I don't know how he died. I lost contact with my dad since 1994. Because my dad was a robber. I needed him to help me pay for college.

But then he said, you have to come to the house. That is, he made me go back to the house where I grew up. Where I was already living with another woman. I had already redecorated it in another way. I had luxury cars.

And I would get there and wait for 3 or 4 hours. I would get off and say, no, I don't have money.

I'll come another day.

So, when I went through that scene 2 or 3 times, I got home.

I don't remember anything.

And I told my mom, Mom, we have to be a team, but I don't want to ask for money from a father again. Obviously, my mom is the one who's in charge. We have to see what we do, and she's the one who's in charge.

And what about her love for him? Did he stay until she left?

Mom, I know he loved him a lot.

Women love strong. Yes, of course.

You know what, you're half brother of your brothers. I am, I'm half brother. foreign foreign I was like a doll in the class she gave to the dolls She practiced with dolls I accused the dolls I said, Patty didn't do the homework

That's your piece, better say

This doll is more shit

This doll is for here

I'm going to be president of this shit

The doll is full of bullets

A doll with left boots It was a max style like that I learned to add and read I was like, what the fuck? The doll, like, full of bullets. A doll with left boots.

It was a Maxx style.

I learned to zoom and read earlier than the level of my course. How did that hunger for being a pilot come about? It came about specifically with my grandfather's death. Because I was a normal student until fifth grade. But my grandfather died in April 1987. And at that time, in Rosario High School,

there was a 7th grade.

The step.

Oh, great!

And we are for what?

For the 7th grade!

7th grade!

Yay!

One chance, one chance, quick, one chance!

And the dwarves of Blancanieza? 7th grade! And the days that God of took to make the world are?

Seven!

And Carulla, how many letters do you have? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

Seven! Seven!

I'm going to kill you, Pedro!

I'm going to kill you!

The step I took from elementary to high school was like the coconut because you started going to private school, there was no route and everything. So the first year of high school was very difficult and I said, I can't miss the year. I said, I'm going to start studying.

Because if not, first year of high school,

if not, what happened? You were going to be a servant!

I said, no, I'm going to start studying, just studying. And I was already a little spoiled by the will of my friends. Why? to I'm sorry, I changed my personality. The accident was... It was for love.

Remembering that bothers him.

The accident was for love. Precisely because my mom loved me so much. My mom told my dad, it's important that Juanito is strong and drink the best milk.

Yes.

That's it.

The best.

I kept applying it all day. So my mom! So, he said, Bring Dutch milk powder to Juanita.

There was a Dutch milk brand and the jar was huge.

I remember those jars.

They were made of aluminum. The edge. But it was beautiful. It was beautiful on the outside because it was... So the lady of the house said that looks nice as a trash can

and put it in the room where I played. It was a Saturday and my mom was trying to get rid of my dad's car for money and she went to a jambal course

to sell by catalog. My mom sold S&K and A-Bonus.

Now you sell another thing I was...

Now I sell lipsticks I sold lipsticks, now I sell lips

Oh no no no no no no no

So I was alone with my grandfather and it was a Saturday afternoon and I fell, I fell on top of that I was 5 years old and all this went away like this, like this I saved my eye from a miracle I fell on top of that I was 5 years old I lost all of this

I saved my eye

from a miracle I got 72 points

72?

And your beard? It's gone But here you can see a little and here a little

Show us that crack

With the scratch

But of course, I'm not the one with the big face But with a face of a 5 year old I had a huge job In school

Everyone said

Scarface, Fethaniel Fethaniel

The kids are a real pain The kids are creative F pain The kids are creative

Daniel, Scarface I said no, I'm going to open up to this part and study medicine

I'm going to open up to this part and study medicine

And the kids were like

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Don't bother us anymore

That's when I became a nerd

But don't you feel that you have to face the problems?

Yes

Oh

Exactly But don't you feel that you have to face the problems? Yes Ohhhh Exactly I give 72 points

One question, sorry to get into politics right now

In short, I'm the center right now

Yes

And I feel that it's very, I mean, I see a lot of people on the right throwing a hat at the left And the left is always saying, this man is a right-wing man and disguised And in fact, he is in the right-wing consulting It's incredible, for example, that seems to me only until now some people on the left in the street tell me how good you are doing the campaign, seriously recognizing what is really happening in the country

and not denying that there are people who are feeling good the left in general thinks that I am a fag to hide the Uribismo I think I'm a fag to hide the Uribismo. I think I'm a gender.

It would be more fag to be Uribismo.

Hahaha.

Your position as a center right now is, what would you take from the left and what would you take from the right?

You know what I think is powerful? What is happening right now and it is the level of connection and the network effect that the left manages to have. To be clear, maybe the right has spoiled the country for its disconnection, but instead this left government and particularly Petro has wanted to connect, especially that this country is a country that makes people very angry, that no one cares about people's problems. My hypothesis is that the greatest disconnection occurs due to the informality

Because the pandemic was more cruel to the people With the people who sell things on the street The public employees were able to work from home The private sector employees held their meetings by Zoom But who sells chancletas by Zoom? Yes, of course, Payla

Or who sells cell phone covers or who sells egg arepas? Right now, the mom of the son sells the flops for Zoom yes, yes, of course, Payla or who sells cell phone covers or who sells egg arepas

right now, his mom is the one who sells the arepa for Zoom

the inequality the inequality that we believe that only happens between the rich and the poor the strongest inequality is between formal and informal workers and the right?

I think that since the constitution of 1991 except Ernesto Samper we had in essence essentially right-wing governments. But the right-wing knew how to understand that working with the private sector could be an important tool to solve the problems of inequality in the country. But it didn't do it in a way that was permanently permanently and equitably and a capture of rents by the private sector and privileges began to happen which is why Petro was chosen by many people who wanted to kick the rich people of the country

this is summarized, sorry that I always go to the data, you ask people in Colombia who is the one who should solve the problem of inequality in Colombia? Between the companies, between the rich and the state. I think people think it's the state.

I think people think it's the rich.

No, it's the state. But 80% of the people in Colombia say the state has to solve the problem of inequality. We forgot one thing, and that is that the Colombian wants to see a state putting itself to the task of solving inequality. That's why when people on the street listen to Petro, let's give pension to the 3 million old people,

everyone, well, finally the state is doing the task that my grandfather does not die starving. What it is about is to understand that we need a state that does the task well.

Speaking of informal work.

Exactly.

We have the man with the machete. We have that man washing the bicycle.

That's it.

And if he dropped the machete, he dropped the machete.

Again, right?

Hey, dog, so you can shine.

Man, lick the marijuana.

That's it.

I'm going to order a drink.

Legalize marijuana.

It's a regulation. For adult use, for recreational use, it's important.

You have to do it.

Do you agree with legalization? For recreational use, for adults, yes. Because it's the best way to put the public force that never with minors Oh, that's cool that you know it Because the music industry, because everything is forbidden

So you don't give a shit

Nobody looks The problem today is that the children

in schools are starting to smoke

Let's say I've been smoking since I was 16 years old and many times I was caught by police and police and treated as if I were a criminal, when in reality, I was a victim. So, the main problem lies in the fracturing that this country has in terms of political thinking.

Careful, you're a traditionalist!

Careful, you're a traditionalist!

Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it!

Sometimes the right is subtle.

Only in these cases.

But you have to take it all the way.

You have to take it fast because it's dangerous. Because we don't belong.

Because we don't belong. What ideas would you have for that division that is the one that stops the development of the country? How do you do it? So that they start working together more, right with left, left with center?

Because in the end that is what the country and the world need, that people work together instead of being in danger.

Add up the predicted. That is why my goal is to win the right'swing consultation to moderate the right-wing and have a vision to make that bridge that connects that allows to talk to everyone to keep saying that the people who voted for Perta are sick or are stupid it's not going to be the way to solve the problem

Yes, obviously not And if you get on that path, you won't find the same as what Petro just said with a lot of enemies. If the right-wing consultative party wins, the presidency wins, and they start implementing some things from the left, they won't be the same fight anymore.

At least it would be a less worse scenario to have a radical right-wing government. Like Abelardo. Like in Chile. Because the country is paralyzed. Chile Sometimes, sometimes. Only when they give him his milk.

Thank you for this milk I was able to get you. I'm good at swimming.

And... man, shit. Let's talk about...

Let's talk about... The sheep is your first demand from Brazil.

Let's go for the sheep!

Dog, I told you not to smell it!

A newspaper! A newspaper!

A newspaper in the ass, man!

Do you think we need public bathrooms?

We need public bathrooms.

We need public bathrooms.

Do you go to Mexico City?

Yes, we have been there.

We have traveled almost all over the world.

I know almost all the public bathrooms. I'm glad you said that, that you know public bathrooms because we have an activity today I was told that this man likes cleaning and I also think that this country... I think he likes the cleaning of that guy

and today we are going to clean public bathrooms

that's it! we are going to make Daniel Oviedo eat shit so that when he wins the presidency he doesn't make the country eat shit

that's what he wants

good motto, good motto No, pongo comer mierda el país es lo que es correcto Pero ustedes ustedes mierderos

Lo que ayer Petro Enseando sino estaba anunciando esta de hecho por el tema de salario mínimo en a la marcha salario

Menos entonces de una mica indígena vamos a ir a limpiar mier clean up Petrista's shit tonight. What I mean is...

Manito, Plaza de Bolívar.

Here's going to be the possession. With Maluma singing the national anthem.

Why Maluma?

Because he's super churro.

He has a heart.

I like it.

What do you say to the people who are watching? March 8th, for Oviedo.

Simple.

Like the house of the famosos.

Why not? I mean, why not give us the opportunity to choose something different? It's on the table.

Get in where I told you to, Spiros. I sent you. Let's go to this Spiros Palace. Right, guys?

Better said. I wish I could get them in the truck. These are the important ones. These are the VIPs in Colombia. Look at this.

What are you going to put me in that consultation?

How are you people? Good afternoon. It's a bomb. I hope this car goes to the Plaza de Bienforte.

I'm feeling very important.

This is the car of the people. I'm feeling very important I'm feeling very important We are doing it

We are doing it

I'm waiting for the clams to be ready

Can we use the bathrooms?

You can clean them

You do it, you clean it

Oh no, you son of a bitch

No, you son of a bitch

We have to clean it

I cook to get out of eating shit And you clean it. I've never cleaned shit that wasn't mine, man.

I've never cleaned my shit, man.

I'll cover the bathroom and buy another house. Those bathrooms are horrible.

Those dogs that do shit because they need others, but I don't clean this shit.

This is shit, man. There's a lot of shit here. And at the door number 2. There is a kid there, there is a fetus there.

No way.

My dog, I want to introduce you to the candidate. He is going to help us with the activity. He is the guest behind the window. My dog is going to direct the activity. We are Baños Colombia, a portable health company. We take care of having bathrooms in events and works.

So today we are going to do the cleaning of the bathrooms. Ok, perfect.

So we already received instructions.

How is the topic?

That's my hobby, right? Doing business is my hobby.

So, Felix, clean my bathroom.

I don't think so.

There are some dirty bathrooms, but let's do it.

I think it's a pleasure There are some really cool bathrooms, but let's do it. Nice to meet you, my name is Edizard. I'm going to explain to you at that moment how all the cleaning and disinfection of the sanitary units is done. For this, we have to use a series of safety implements so that there are no risks of health. So we have to use several things like gloves, anti-fluid gloves, protection glasses, mouth covers, that will help us protect ourselves from any type of infection or disease.

These baths work with a chemical product, right? I imagine you have to empty it.

But they mainly work with shit. After that, what we are going to do is that the suction is done, the suction, sorry, of the...

Oh!

So...

Speaking of milk...

They said suction, right?

They said suction.

After this, the tank is rinsed, it is again suctioned to be completely disinfected, and we proceed to do everything that is the cleaning and the cleaning of the bathrooms, sometimes to take them to other places.

Let's do it, let's do it.

Do you have different warehouses in the city to be able to attend the request? Or do you have a centralized warehouse?

We have a centralized warehouse in the West, in Ponte Valle.

Ah, Ponte Valle, look.

In the shit.

In the shit.

It is very important because the city is in deficit of this service. Yes, and, is a urinal. Yes, in the middle of the National Museum.

Well, guys, let's get dressed and we're going to clean this shit up.

Let's go.

Javi.

I lost a dog that I couldn't handle.

Perfect boots. It started to smell.

Yes.

How long do these bathrooms last? I mean, how much do we load?

How many bullets does it have?

How many?

That's it, I'm going to get in the pink ones. No, I do the bathroom at home with my hand, old man, because from there... That's it, good.

We're going to unlock this, unlock politics. We're going to clean this, we're going to destroy politics.

We're going to clean this country of so much shit.

One of you is going to pick up the papers from all the bathrooms and throw them in a bag.

Where's the bag?

I propose the following, let's split up into pairs.

We collect the papers with Kami. I want the most difficult task suction suction?

he likes it that's a simple task something that he has no experience

my thing is that beginners

are newbies

first the papers and then we subtract I'll take that thing the suction I'm laughing and then we'll bring it back. Then we'll suction it. Yes. I'll get that thing to suction. Let's see.

Oh, you're kidding me.

That's it. Come on, I'll get the papers.

I'll get it in the car.

Come on, Camy, help me with the papers. First, hold this door for me. And that has a disgusting dog. Take it out with the bag.

Take it out, man. I'm taking the bag out.

So you pick it up and then suck it? Yes.

I'm going to suck it. That's it!

And this? Is this ok? Yes, yes. What a disgusting thing, there's a shit bun there. Let's continue with this one, Cami.

Next.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. This is true. This is very old. Next! Oh, it was a whore! It was a whore! It's true! This is really old! It's true! Dog!

Camy, these guys do whatever they want for votes.

But if you saw that he went for the hose, right? Oh, I'm going to kick his ass, bro. These guys do whatever they want for money. But you saw that he went for the hose, right? The first one. There's a little hole, put it all in.

Put it all in, dog.

Where are more bags of these? Ready, let's go. Wait for this to fill up.

The other ones, the other ones.

Take it out.

Take it out.

But we have a lid.

Hygienic towel, man!

That must be from Oviedo!

Some of them smell like shit! Mine smelled like silver! Smells like shit!

They are magnets!

Like this?

There was a brick that I thought it was a giant chicken.

You have to go down more. More, go down more, more, more.

No, but this way, you son of a bitch.

You're a fag. I'm going to make a house for him with fags. But I don't think it's necessary. But the smell is strong. Yes, yes.

Of course, man. And when it sparks? Does it spark? No, sometimes accidents happen.

Don't look at me like that, man. What you're doing is...

No, it sparks, all that shit.

It sparks, all that shit, man.

It's shit, man. Petrissa shit, that's not the same, you know?

Progre shit. Pure Progre shit, man.

Don't be such a son of a bitch, didn't you have chemicals that didn't smell like shit?

It's very stuck. We look like those guys who help with the rear wheel and don't do shit. I'm having the door. I'm leaving it clean.

But that shit is very stuck. We look like those piros who help the loot and don't do shit. I'm having the door. I'm keeping it clean.

But it's very stuck.

We look like the ghost hunters for shit. I liked to select it.

That piro is enchanted. But I'm very good at this. You feel how the mojones come out.

Oh no, that's real shit. If that's how you're going to clean up the country from corruption,

Oviedo has my vote. Oviedo, president.

Oviedo, yes.

That's a big pimple. This guy has a shit face. Come on, get in. How do I do it? This is a big responsibility.

That's it, good!

Very good!

That's it!

This is how you do it in Colombia, ready?

This is how we do it in the country, free from corruption! Corruption! Even the most stupid person gets cleaned! This chemical, we lift the cup.

Oh, it's the chemical to mix the stem.

And you pour it with water?

Yes. We lift the cup. Oh, it's the chemical to mix the tea. Yes, sir. And you pour it with water?

Yes, sir.

Well, and he's having the door.

Oh, I'm going to throw up, son of a bitch.

Pour it. Come on, who wants to use it, please?

It's cleaner than ever. He did what he didn't do in ten minutes.

Look, people are happy.

That's disgusting. That's disgusting.

Are you going to wash that or what?

Bye.

I love it.

I have the door.

That's it. Do we have to wash them all?

I'm the one who washes them. That's a mess. That's it. Perfect. All the little grooves. I'm a camel That was like a ha That's perfect, all the little grooves

But Sancho is not doing a ass

Look, look, look Ah, ah, ah, ah

I'm not doing an ass

I sucked so much shit.

Shut up, you piece of shit.

He swallowed it and it was like...

It's like shit, man.

That's it.

It's not coming out.

Careful.

It doesn't smell.

Ready, let's leave another bathroom clean, man.

It's chemical if you fuck with shit, right?

Son of a bitch. That's it, come on! Give him the last one! Come on, come on! That's it!

You're good, you're good!

No, that dog is one of the good ones! Look, look how he uses his arms! That's it, well done! The little rascals, very good!

Well done, dog! Well done!

You know how to like to stop this.

We don't need any votes or anything. I don't want to be in politics or anything.

Have you ever done something like this?

This doesn't make you a man.

I had done business in my life. It's a done deal, man.

Well, who would say it? I just wanted to make jokes in life and look, I'm cleaning up Petriss' shit.

But it's reflected, how the perihas are reflected.

Don't make me talk, Camilito, don't make me talk.

We have to load them, come on, we load them, ass. There was no more water, that was it.

Well, let's do it.

Very tough, son, you almost have a lot of strength.

No, it doesn't weigh on the ass. Well, who gets on?

You, you, you.

That.

A hand, wait, 10, 11, 12

That's it One hand, wait, take the head

One hand, there, there

That's it, good That's it, that's it, come on!

Yes!

That's it!

Instead of learning, they're watching us clean the bathroom

What a f***ing class, right? That's right, so you can learn well. Of course. That's right. 1, 2, 3. Let's go.

That's right. That's right.

1, 2, 3. Let's go. That's right.

1, 2, 3.

Hold on. Hold on. That's it! Ready? That's it! 1, 2, 3! Wait, wait! Hold it!

Wait!

No!

What are you doing?

Go back!

Slowly!

Throw it here first!

1, 2, 3!

Do it!

Son of a bitch!

That's it!

That's it! Good!

We did it! We did it, guys! Colombia lives on the ground!

Thank you!

Come on!

I'm full!

I'm full!

Guys, thank you! Everything went perfectly!

But I have a question, why do you have a partial hearing?

Because I'm... It's 2014... Thank you, thank you. Everything went perfectly. But I ask you, why do you have partial hearing? Ah, because I...

In 2014...

Another pot...

The brother of the pot.

In 2014, a weekend, some friends, late at night, wanted to party in the apartment and rang the doorbell, so I got up, excited, because I said, what happened?

Why are they ringing me at 1am. And I told you that to get up so fast I had a syncope and I fell like a broomstick. All the weight of my body fell on my ear. And from that day on, I'm not deaf, I'm a little girl.

With an infinite volume.

Here it is.

But you have to stop, you can't stop.

Yes, of course. You have to learn to live with it.

The brain, damn nature, is a tremendous thing. The brain says, how so I don't hear anything now? Then the noise is invented.

Oh yeah?

Yes.

Ush, damn, that's rough. Yes. It's the crack. I'm afraid he lost his hearing because he heard Juan Gabriel so loud.

No, it's because he was listening to Maluma.

He lost his hearing. But, excuse me, why do you have syncope?

Syncope, they did all the research. That's why I sleep little and I can do a lot of sports. Because I have a heart that beats slowly. So I can stimulate it a lot and I can run and make an effort and it doesn't shake.

You can throw a lot of perico and not get sick.

Exactly! That's the advantage!

Perico with bread!

We are talking about perico with bread.

Eggs!

This is called orthostatic pressures. When you're lying down and you stand up, your heart goes slow. So you arrive and you don't get enough blood to your head.

What does it feel like to be a presidential candidate? What does it feel like to know that you have the opportunity to govern an entire country?

I'm super excited about that.

When that blow comes, when you say... Because I feel like you're going to do... I mean, how does it happen? You say one day, no, I can be the president. I can walk, I know I can. I mean, I can win.

I have the skills.

For me, it wasn't a plan like...

Since childhood?

After the damage, I...

But things went really well. But it was all for Petro. Because he was the one who put me on the public agenda. How does he, as president, to say, Hey, dog, there's a guy named Oviedo who drives so much, was so much, has a doctorate in so much, so much. Is it something like that? Or is it from your experience?

No, what happens is that, remember,

Duke.

Yes, yes, yes, he was in the social stand, people said, like, man, this guy is very disconnected.

Oh, but a lot.

I think he's the worst president.

20,000 things have happened and he's very disconnected. So, Petro, in the Dane, there was a sacred thing that was the right to petition of the congressmen. And the son of a bitch sent me some difficult, difficult questions. He and Robledo. But how is that going to prove you? Yes, of course.

Like to say if you're not going to answer or anything. So, in public service, you get used to the bosses not giving a damn about the right to petition. They just put the signature. I'm a very meticulous person and I review what I sign. I'm not able to sign with other people who say, with the chulito, you can sign, no.

I check everything he signs. So he always sent me messages of thanks for the answers he received, because I answered them completely. Then he started campaigning with the data of the DANE. Do you remember that I started talking about hunger?

I started talking about poverty. Okay, okay, etc. So he started talking about how the Dane says he's hungry, etc. So, two days before the first presidential election, on May 27th, exactly four years ago, José Manuel asks him...

I'm a syncope! I lost my job!

So, he goes to Petro and says, I lost my teeth and my belly! You're a weirdo!

So Petro goes and says, José Manuel, who would you leave the cabinet to? And Petro says, me. What did you feel when he called you? Well, it was a huge joke, because I had another life plan. I had saved up for the four years of Dane,

to buy euros every month, and to be able to immediately give myself to Dane on August 7th, I had to get good grades in school. Of course, because you were a scholarship student. I had to get good grades in school. I had to get good grades in school. I had to get good grades in school.

I had to get good grades in school.

Of course, because you were a graduate.

I had to get good grades in aesthetics and art, and that was very difficult for me. But when I traveled to Europe, I found in art, in artistic appreciation, a possibility of meeting myself again. And that's when I discovered...

Like a very spiritual exercise.

Yes, I discovered that I was 100% gay. I had my doubts, but it was there in Europe. Oh yeah? It was there that it was like... Yes, I arrived there at 22 years old.

And there it was like...

Can I know what he told you?

Can I know who the architect was?

Yes!

Who was the painter? Who was the architect of that mansion? It could be.

So I was in Spain, I rented a room on a shared floor, and the owner started kicking my ass.

But no, nothing to do with it. Then at the university, in Spain, in Madrid, I became very friends with Juan Carlos, a wonderful person and a very comfortable-off family in the Madrid aristocracy. They were happy that Juan Carlos was a good friend and a good person. It started to generate a relationship of trust. I spent a lot of time in that house, in their summer houses, in their rest houses. And there we started to have confusions. Then I started to understand that there were doubts.

Because at the university, I got in with a girl and I got up. And she gave me a hard time when we finished. But I started to realize that I was skating on the other side. Because the girl told me, if you go to Europe, I'll go after you And I said, no, I don't want to carry

I'll go after you

I don't want to carry that trauma of someone going after you And you tell him that you're a fag

But see that

Imagine, that's traumatic And then when I started in France, I said, no, this is my thing. I'm not going to get into...

To get into trouble?

Yes. So I started to discover the world.

See, Marika?

You scared me.

And the crazy life started.

If I ask for a photo, you have to take it.

If I ask for a photo, you have to take it.

If I ask for a photo I'm going to kill you.

That's it!

That's why I'm so mad. He's crazy.

He almost threw himself at the camera.

It's so unconcrete. You chose not to get emotionally involved with the girl because you didn't want to disappoint her.

Of course.

That's the worst karma you can have. And the girl invests time, invests love.

I also imagine that she must have felt a little uncomfortable about that relationship she had with me and I with my doubts. But I say it, I had my doubts, it was later. And did you manage to tell your dad that you were gay? No, because I haven't spoken to him since 94. You never spoke to go out. It was difficult with my mom. What was the issue with your mom? The advice I give is that you have to tell your parents about it.

I took her to France and told her there. She almost went crazy.

Why is it more difficult to do it in a country that is not her country?

Because it is natural that at first a feeling of confusion, disappointment, betrayal. It's human, right? Like, why didn't you tell me? Why did you bring me to France to tell me? And you don't tell me at home in Bogotá.

In a bar.

In a bar.

In a bar.

With a bar. I think I'm like an ugly man. It's better to tell him in France because Mami is in France.

Yes, obviously.

It's not the same to tell him on the street where he was shitting on the floor. To tell him in France.

It's very different.

And what did she say?

No, well, she... What happens is that my mom always dreamed of having grandchildren of my own.

Ah, of course. That was a...

But she already has three granddaughters, my nieces.

Oh, well, but she already has granddaughters, yes.

So, you're married?

No, it's not that I want to avoid it, but I'm happy with a boyfriend. Besides, it seems to me...

It seems like a girl.

It may be so spontaneous, but with Sebastian. I love him.

How old is Sebastian? Thirteen!

No wonder he's uncomfortable.

He's from the 90s.

He's from the 90s.

He's 37. 36. He's 36. I'm going to turn 49.

They're 13 but years apart.

How did you meet Sebastian?

On the street. I went out for therapy on a Friday. Ah! In the 12C, Sebastian walked by with his orange juice, I don't know what it was, it was 7 in the morning and he was like...

And he...

He was deaf-mute.

Sebastian is deaf-mute.

And as a video, you don't have to listen to him.

Since I'm deaf, if you preach the one who the eye of the crazy...

You don't know, you're not wrong. Shut up! The sight is real. The saying is real.

We were exchanging phones and we saw each other the next Saturday, and from the next Saturday until today.

Well, what a hell of a love you find on the street too.

Obviously it is risky because you do not know who you will find on the road.

But that's what love is about, to take a risk, to meet the person, not to be afraid.

And they kiss him. They kiss with obvious. How did you tell your mom that you liked men?

No, I told her that...

You kiss Torre Eiffel? That's how big I like the albergues.

That's it. That simple.

Without fingers. Everything he has to say to people, he takes it to France.

I have a question for you, Mercedes. All the areas like Buenaventura, Chocó, La Guajira, all those abandoned areas, they are years and years and years of presidential periods,

and still, we don't forget Juan Berraco, that, I mean, you come to the presidency, what would you think is a good idea for those areas? For example, Buenaventura. Buenaventura should be a world capital for the importance it has of a port, of nature, and it is a danger. You already understand this country because it has not exploited before. Buenaventura is the most important port in Colombia.

It is the most important and touristically… Two out of every three tons of things that we use, came in or left through Buenaventura. May Buenaventura not have the sewage and not have the aqueduct next to a port that produces all the money and development

of the country.

That hurts me.

That always hurts my neck. That's being very cynical. That's where recognizing the realities is important. And I mean, I don't care if Buenaventura doesn't give votes, but I'm going to be in the Buenaventura's polls.

No, and it's not that people are asking for extravagance,

but for equity. No, it's not.

But then, look, I learned something that has me super stimulated, and they told me in the Ducales, in Soacha. I'm from Soacha. I like the Ucales people.

I went there.

I like the Ucales people.

It's one of the heaviest neighborhoods in Soacha.

Yes, and we went there. Because everyone thinks that everyone has romanticized the poverty of Soacha and goes here to their bed. But it's Ucales. And we went there and people looked at us and said, what are you doing here? The first time a presidential candidate came to this neighborhood, I told him I wanted him to know my proposal.

He told me, here we are all pedrists. But, for that gesture that you have had to come here, we are going to listen to you. They told me, look doctor, you are going to promise us a roll of toilet paper. Do us a favor and come and bring it to us. With that roll of toilet paper, change the life of this neighborhood.

We all cleaned it,. The guy who was shitting there. He gives me a piece of paper and... And he votes for you.

And he lets you shit on the street. Peace in Colombia. Seeing the real thing. What process? What to do? Speaking of the real thing. The police says, I'm going to take it and shoot everyone.

And the guerrillas are over. But that's not going to happen to us. Violence will never be cured with more violence. First, recognize that this is not going to change overnight. It's a lie that those candidates are rubbing us in the face. They say, and in 90 days I will have the territorial control of the country.

That's not true. At this moment in the country, no one has agreed that there is a fracture between civil society and the public force. And we need first that there is a reconnection, that there is a president who says, they do me the favor and we are going to regain respect between the public force and the citizens. But then how is your conversation? and that's not... That's a negotiation. A president who has the guts to say do me a favor and we'll be a team again. And the public force protects

the entire civilian population and the civilian population starts to take a little bit of respect from the public force. Because today, what happens? We're in a lie that people think it's just throwing lead and throwing the police in the Cauca

to regain territorial control. But the day that happens, people get up and say, we don't want that police. We want a police that respects us.

Totally.

We want a police that understands that we have rights. We could be indigenous, we could be black, we could be farmers, but we can't ride it. So the process of thinking about peace at this time is not simply putting an end the total peace of Petro. We have to put it on, we have to have very strong conversations between society,

if that requires the legitimacy of someone who can allow us to join different people, that if they do not behave well, we use the perfect force, but that we are a country that forgets that the social statute broke, that is, go to the Ga I mean, go to the Gaetana, go up to the Gaetana, to see the neighbors, what do they tell you about the police? They say, here we don't want to see you, you're a spy.

Obviously.

Yes, it's true, right?

That way we will never be able to have peace, because peace is also based on the confidence we have as citizens,

that there is a public force that will defend us. They have betrayed us a lot. We are a country with a lot of pain. We are a country with a lot of regrets. Whatever happens from now on, I hope it's a better direction for everyone.

Oviedo, thank you very much.

No, you.

It was a pleasure to meet you. Congratulations. And hopefully, who is going to consult you,

let's see what shit is going to happen with Oviedo de las Pellas, Epeda, that first round. That one I'm sure is going to be good. I would like that first round more than with Paloma or Vicky. Because everything is already sung.

Exactly.

Everything is already sung with them and that is going to happen.

That can't be.

That they tell you that we are a democracy where for a year now everything is sung, it can't be. Democracy also has to play. People can exercise their voice based on what they like, not what they play. At work, you do what you play, but in democracy, you express what you like.

Well, I'm going to start the extraction operation.

That's good.

Hi, you have Clara.

Good guys.

May the road bless you, right? Take care.

Ready?

See you in the first round, or what?

That's right!

No, dog, definitely, you're a fag.

Ah!

Well, let's see.

Let's see.

I liked the guy, he's a cool politician, with whom you can talk about politics and I can talk about it well. Without the guy wanting to make him think how he wants. Obviously, everything speaks to him. He has to convince, obviously. But it's cool to talk to a guy without fighting, it's cool to talk about politics because you're going to talk to Vic,

you're going to talk to Abelardo, with Paloma, no, man.

And if they don't come and talk to us.

It's impossible. Besides, a man who accepts that he likes to eat penises, is a man with character. A man with character.

A man who is willing to give everything for the country.

A man with authenticity, with personality, and with endurance. I'll give you the last one. I don't know how to say it. And did you think the oil was shit? Yes, that was a good thing from us because he spoke badly. But I have to say that it would be a great idea. Yes, but the options are to have Cepeda here. To have Claudia Lopez here, who is probably the one who wins the consultation.

The one with the star here, Piro.

Cepeda doesn't come because Piro is from Manchas, Cepeda.

Cepeda, Cepeda doesn't come because it's a bad word, it's Cepeda. Ah, Cepeda.

Even having the star here, in the end, my vote will never be for you, but let's talk. Let's talk because we are people. Let's talk and let me listen to you. Let me see how you think. So I think very differently. If you want me to talk, talk.

Shut up, you crazy. different

Yeah, I lost a party oh, yeah Yeah, I lost a party oh, yeah Yeah, I lost a party oh, yeah

Yeah, I lost a party oh, yeah Yeah, I lost a party oh, yeah

Yeah, I lost a party oh, yeah that we learn, no one can take anyone over their heart, nor harm their person, even if they think and say differently. With that article that we learn, we save this country.

At least their children will have a country that is minimally more pleasant. At least their children will have a country that is minimally more pleasant.

That's what I wanted to tell you. Thank you.