Por La Ventana Podcast ORDEÑANDO CHIVOS #104 "VICKY BERRIO" 🍼🐐

I'm jealous of the other one.

Look at how she puts her M.

Hello!

That's how it's going to be.

Oh no!

Oh no!

It's called evolution, you fag.

Oh no! This is the best one for me. This is the softest.

This one.

You made it soft for me.

You have valued yourself a lot.

The last recording is this one.

You have a great value.

And if you say it, I will throw it away. I will throw it away because it was there. I will throw it away because it was there. I will throw it away because in a suspect. She's a co-human or muy grande. Y si se lo tiraba tirado Hey, baby, can I tell you any I did it for loca Creo que está abierto a esa puerta ver no dice dice salga no dice salgo este hombre

Nos haría tanta falta hombre si capitulo de capitas que pego re duro huevon I'm Ah! Yes, of course. That's why I think sometimes it's like, the girls are a real pain in the ass, because you get surprised.

And you feel intimidated.

And that happens to me with my mom in the morning. But Mrs. Mercedes is so crazy, so crazy.

She says, God bless you, and at night?

And at night, yes.

She likes the bondage.

No, I'm kidding.

Can you imagine your mom doing bondage kill it I'm a tyrannical Seem I know la mamá de uno haciendo bondage for was he okay? Well, it was Papa's cool and no cooler and tanto como uno pues porque no estaba majo Hey, claro, de vez en cuando les de arce okay. Oh, yo, but it's a man. I can see my man I see me an enfermo que tenga juguete si while I'm fucking around. No, this dick makes me imagine some shit.

I saw it all, but no, I couldn't laugh. I spent an arepa and I spent a juice.

Oh no!

And I spent a phone line of...

Damn, man.

The dick of the Camy now seems to be a professor of aerobics.

The little work of the horse is almost done, man. I don't want to get stains.

Don't get stains on his body. It damages the aesthetics of the skin.

If the horse says,

I'm a fan of yours, give me a greeting,

I'll say yes.

But if I offer him my hand,

he'll say, what happened?

But with a face like that.

Look at his foot.

Look at it. but with a face of blue look at his foot look at him

what happened

what happened

I'm going to delete the greeting

I hear all confidence and here what happened and here what

here he also got fat

I arrived early

because I have to take care of the job

guys I'm early, son of a bitch. Why not? I have to take care of the job, guys.

I'm stressed, man. Why are there so many comedians?

No, the last episode gave me a memo.

It's very cool.

It sends me to Human Resources.

Contact Andrea, she's crazy.

And Andrea is Human Resources. That's why she's a whore.

That's why she's there, dude.

How crazy that Andrea can be Human Resources. It's right there. How crazy that he put human resources to a monster.

Those human resources are really good people to do shit, right? It's like that job of doctors to tell your mom, no, go fuck yourself.

Oh no, bye. If you're a doctor and you have to do it for a few days all the time, I don't know how

good a doctor you are, you know?

Yes, of course.

If you're like this every day, you know? I'm nervous, I'm nervous! Doctor Priest is the only one who can do it. I'm nervous, I'm nervous! I'm nervous, I'm nervous!

I'm nervous, I'm nervous!

I'm nervous, I'm nervous!

I'm nervous, I'm nervous! I

Know it's we are going to doctor me our legacy is a bra He made a second with a mirror that he can't say you're gonna win the end of me when I'm asking me to pay to

But oh yeah

They want to read this one or just a seat or this is a correspondent I'm a little bit drunk but that's it. I'm here to bring you some jokes. The correspondent says... I really liked those jokes. Me too. I wanted to go to Felicitous Saturday. Really? You went?

I went but I never passed the audition. My mom took me when I was 8 years old. Really? I swear.

And you started telling jokes? I blocked everything. I passed and there were like 40 people in a room and Hernan Orjuela was in the corner. I looked at the audience and Hernan. I looked at my brother who was on the other side and I said, no, no.

He panicked.

Panic, but a panic, son of a bitch.

But he's a kid.

I was embarrassed with my mom because she hit him at dawn. Hernan Orjuela's mom hits him. I'm going to go get the guest. Guest? There at the airport. She's a guest.

Is she famous?

Yes, she's very famous.

She's caught...

Anti-okay.

Ahh!

Have you seen anything pregnant? I haven't seen it, but I don't know which one. It's a story of the real life of the United States of a woman who pretended to be pregnant. She put on a pregnant face and everyone started to treat her very well. Well, no, it's not her. What a shame to disappoint you. Ah, bitch! Yes, she's Vicky Berrio. Vicky is very rough, man.

I met her on Saturday, congratulations.

Oh, God. I caught her doing comedy. Then I saw her in reality, she got into Masterchef. Vicky.

Vicky!

Why does she have that face?

I had never done something so wonderful.

Oh, wait. Oh my God, and I invaded the cry. I do not know what to say.

And there she does well. She was the host of the famous house, the week before. Oh, yes, too.

Oh, what do we have for her?

The call. The call.

The call. And she does a lot of things, right?

She also improvises and does stunts.

Right now she is selling A-Bomb. Oh, he's going to sell everything. He does a lot of things.

I think that Samuel Linao has an attitude like a periquia. But yes, he does.

Yes, he always has the energy, right?

And with the nipples, all the makeup.

He's a great guest.

And the activity today is an activity that... I know that the three of us are ready. We had to practice a lot. We're going to fuck with our cousins. Like this. We're going to fuck again?

Yeah, we're going to have a horrible adolescence.

And what about you? How are you doing, Mirce? I don't look like Los Reyes. No, you look like that guy.

The skinny one.

Those guys send me that video.

They send me the one with the Indian guy doing weights.

Yeah.

That's crazy What's up, Capitas? People loved it

Yes, people loved it Because I have to go to the guest island

It's my turn

Because if not, you don't know what you're doing You're going to get a bad time

What bad time?

What bad time?

What did I say? What did I say? Yesterday I was at a Mexican restaurant and I was at an open and she said... Liz? Liz?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The poppy... Oh, man, she was fucking fast! She was saying...

I met her in Mexico because she was with Josue

and... I met her in Mexico, because she was with Josue and Lalo. I met her on Happy Saturdays.

Everyone knew her.

Everyone knew her.

She had great public relations.

She recorded us, but she was a fag.

I went to Happy Saturdays and I blocked myself. I couldn't say anything. Then my mom gave me another chance and took me to Saba Espectacular. But in Saba Espectacular, it wasn't about jokes, but about talented kids. It was dancing, with little clothes.

Ah, can you imagine?

No, talented kids. And what was your talent?

Well, mine was telling jokes. But, man, I had to audition with a kid who played the accordion. The other one invited said, look, your son is funny and he's good, but he's not what we're looking for. And his mom, we're leaving, we're leaving here.

Where are the parking lots? I forgot.

There's one in Salpito, but further this way.

And they turn on the lights.

So imagine that you're going to take her out like this, and you're going to take her out like this, Where are the parking lots? I forgot. There's a place where there's a pit, but further this way.

And they turn on the lights.

So imagine the police taking her out like this, handcuffed to the woman.

All full, all white.

Help me!

Airport alert.

You don't know who you're messing with.

Let's see the duo.

The tourist is in the bathroom.

What bathroom? What did he do?

Did you do?

You did a miracle.

What are you doing, man? The son of Gabriel.

Gabriel with the dog.

Can I take a picture with you?

Sure, man.

I'm already inside.

Yeah, sure.

But get the window down.

Hey, dog, get down. Get up. Get up. Get up.

Get up. I'm going to hit the window, you son of a bitch! I'm going to hit the window, you son of a bitch! I'm going to hit the window, you son of a bitch! I'm going to hit the window, you son of a bitch!

I'm going to hit the window, you son of a bitch!

I'm going to hit the window, you son of a bitch!

I'm going to hit the window, you son of a bitch! It's ok, dog. Come on, man. You're very intense, they told me. What's up, dog? What's your name?

Felipe.

Nice to see you.

You're a good boy, aren't you?

You know.

He takes care of all that humanity. I trust you, man. Can I get on my ass?

And he gets in the picture.

He's worth it, right? Yes, sir. He was like, leave it there, that son of a bitch is back. He had gone that way and came back here. The boy is a character. He's happy with his photo.

The little details that life makes. We have the ability with little details to completely change a person's life.

That man is not going to be the same.

Can you imagine?

He started to lose weight doing exercise.

No, that guy becomes going to become a real fat ass. He buys a car but the driver gets on his ass.

No, but he's going to get on his ass.

Look at him, all white.

Zero car, man.

They told me to lose weight, I'm going to go for the window.

I finally have a car, man.

Stop it, man.

Sure, but get on. I Know much of a mark and of Florida We know It's a little

In visit

In a policy

A photo

Yeah Thank you, bye, have a good one. I'm leaving, sorry, sorry. Oh, well, have a good one.

How are you, my people?

We're looking for a vice for your fucking ass, really. He's got a beard.

He controls all three.

Do you have to work all day here at the airport?

Yes, taking out the taxi drivers because it's a station.

You're sons of bitches. And the two bolillos are from Otancia.

Dog and son of a bitch, he made me laugh.

Do it, do it.

But the dog got fat, which is like the picture, but he's going to get fat.

He made me laugh, the fat guy says,

but can I go to the car?

And the Chinese, yes.

Sure, but get in! I mean, here...

I was confident.

And because she was pretty.

You would have been... No, man. Get in, but...

You know what I've been whining about?

That I don't copy her, man.

I don't copy her.

You know me.

I'm a real chav. We all have been drunk. Everyone who says they haven't been drunk.

I think that's what the girls who have been with us say.

Everyone has been drunk. That's normal, right? But there are drunk people who don't finish their drink. And you stay in bed like this, sitting like this. As if you had killed someone. What did you do?

Gabriela does this to her every day. Gabriela does this to her every day.

What did I do? I was sick. But life is like that. Beautiful women are always better treated.

But not only women. But men, no.

They have put you like...

In a way, it's like a woman. In a man, it's more about his personal presentation, and how he looks, and all that. But in a woman, it's 100% about beauty, right? I mean, to look good. Do you understand me? Ugly women, it's harder for them.

Like in Betty the Ugly. You know what I mean, right?

But he's letting go of the trauma, right? I'm I would wash my face, put on concealer, and then I would go to my account and take my bags to the locker room and a makeup kit. Camil, I would get here, I would rest, and 10 minutes before going to the bathroom, I would wash my face so I wouldn't get any mud. I would eat fajitas, and the dogs would have to leave the bathroom to smell me. Do you understand me? There is something true.

Until a certain point, it's fine.

But that's a prison. You want to look pretty all your life so that someone can do it. I'm going to tell you something that happened to me in Cali a long time ago. I was at the hotel with a friend. We were going to what we were going to. A beautiful girl, a brown Cali girl, with brown hair, beautiful.

A cool girl. I was a little dirty. But from then on, even though I was a dog, Really? Did it change your... Yes, but it was like 2 in the morning, and the old lady didn't leave, so I was a little uncomfortable, but she didn't want to leave.

But she was already at the hotel, she was going to shit, she saw the stains and... But did you shit?

Be careful, so I had that in my head, because I understand the impression, like, I felt like I was going to shit. I was more disgusting and faggot. I asked him what he thought. Well, I made a population of mostly black people. In the conversation he tells me, I think my dad was racist, and I don't like blacks. I thought they were annoying, that they were noisy, that they were annoying. But with this expression of displeasure.

Really, so racist.

There I understood a little bit about the spots. is a little bit

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little bit

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little bit of a I'm not going to be able to sleep. Obviously. But of course, you have to feel good. I understand that even if a comment is racist, in another situation you can say, I don't want anything to do with her. But at 2 in the morning, with a girl, the son of a bitch, in the hotel, having her there in the bed. No, that bitch was a black cowboy.

What did she have to say for you to say, no, I don't want her anymore? She says, but I promise you that I... I'm a man of my word, you know? But I felt that if I put my hand on her and she would slowly take it off... That bothered me a lot, but if she had said, hey, don't touch me with that hand... Yeah, now I do.

But you see, over time I've learned to be very radical, which is sometimes wrong, because you go too far. But you're radical, very radical. If a girl does that to me, I tell her to go away. Please, and shut up.

Because, man, we're going to fuck, and you're going to make me feel bad. If the girl sees my spots and says, I'm leaving, then it's fine, I'm going to feel like an ass. I think those are the unpleasant experiences in the sex of many people. That maybe there are people who are radical and maybe, I don't know, I'm saying anything, but a man sees a girl with striped pants and, oh no, it's disgusting, you know what I mean?

Yes.

Or the smell of sex, it's a particular smell, it's not a bad smell in the end, you know? Once I had sex with an old woman, I was kissing her and like, taking my face off, man. But that's your pizzeria. That's your... That's what you have left until 12 the next day.

You're going to eat like this. Do you remember? Do you remember?

For the window, my love.

But my mom says that if you don't put your head in,

you put your ass in.

There it is.

It has a bigger ass than the head.

Wait, I'm going to put my ass in here. It's bigger than your head. Wait, I'm going to stick a leg in first.

She's already stuck a leg in, stick both of them.

Correct.

Hi Vicky.

Hi, how are you?

What's up? Did they offer you anything? Yes, they gave me a roll.

Let's see.

I'm going to dance right now.

Delicious.

I can't get it in. I'm going start a delicious

Yeah, I

Love you, how's that?

The Jays get okay record I know that no point

I'm on time you're on time

I see mucho que la madre

No, but it's got a massive's just that the seats here are very limited. And I have a PS card.

It's very...

It's very...

I was doing a tour and I had to go to the first class. And I was getting used to it, and then I was going back and forth. I'm going to be very badly taught, but well...

The first class is awesome right? it's the best the worst thing is that you stay close to the door

and you leave first and I'm happy but I stay asleep you never give me food

it's good boss it's not that they don't give you food, it's that you don't take advantage I sleep but what do you prefer, eat or sleep? sleep is the worst

I want to sleep. I want to sleep. Food is very good.

It's better.

It feeds more.

But that's delicious, making love and you throw yourself.

Eating and sleeping is already very son of a bitch.

No, eating and sleeping yes.

There are people who eat and sleep, right?

But that's abuse.

It's not necessary.

That's already a demand.

I love beans. I abuse everyone No way But that's rape That's already a crime

I love beans

Beans? Oh no

Like a good countryman

I'm very cruel to eat beans But beans are a thing It's true

And yet what?

And yet I love sushi

But instead of rice, beans

But...

Where in Antioquia do you come from? You're from Medellín

No, no, no, nothing Medellin, Medellin, no. I even arrived in Medellin at the age of 20. Northeast of Antioquia. It's called North, Northeast.

Anori.

Anori.

How far is it from Medellin?

Five hours.

Fuck, it's far. de esta padano suera comida la costa era la trocha anori los invitados donde

solo hay guerrilla

bastante pero si suena porque el pueblo alejado de las ciudades principales hay guerrilla la madre y saben que yo siento que donde hay por ejemplo droga donde hay oro o sea como que donde hay tipo de cosas hay violencia más presencia de la For example, drugs, where there's gold, like where there's that kind of thing. Sometimes there's violence.

There's more violence.

Exactly. Oh no, what time are we going to have breakfast?

Are you hungry?

No, I'm annoying.

Oh, annoying.

Maybe in first grade they didn't give you a fucking sandwich.

I'm here for the soda.

Today's activity is just for breakfast.

Really?

Where do I go?

And he asks where I go. Can you imagine? Something funny happened to me in Pasto. I've never been to Pasto. I didn't know I'd meet so many people there. It's a very nice reception.

But there are very imprudent people. Ladies? Congratulations. It's nice to meet you. I'm very happy. Your laughter makes me laugh a lot. I don't tell good jokes, but...

Oh!

That's what the lady told me.

Oh, well.

I don't tell good jokes, but your laughter makes me laugh.

No.

And do you have a show right now in Bogota or what?

Yes, but that private one there with Bancolombia. Oh! Ah! And on Thursday in Villavicencio. Ah, no, but it's better said... Oh yes, thank God. I ended up there in the house of the famous and right there they called me for this tour, boy. And I said, oh no, thank God. God is very great, right?

It's just that he's moving a lot, shamelessly.

Where does the desire to make jokes come from?

What a question, so... The lady from Pasto also asked the same question. I think she asked the first question. But I lived in a village too. So I say that's where I was born. I wanted to get to the tables, to the world of acting. But it was something that I started to like

while I was in school. There are like those works that you do in school. So I started there. And that's how I started to an S.O.S. You know, I see in a collision. And there's a common say, yes, I'm a person. Come on, we'll start. You know, I was waiting to ask you.

I mean, you know, I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. I'm a person. I No, but I was embarrassed what you said. I mean, not even in the family and not even in the town. Of course.

No one had thought of going to study abroad. Of course. No one, no one.

It's weird that over there you have someone say, hey, well that's not ...

I want to live from that.

No one wants that, no one wants to go from that because no one lives from that, it's not a reference.

Exactly.

Yes. I ended up being the crazy one, the one with the family. She was there to study. In my town they would say, but to be a king you have to study. They would say that to me. And I was like, people are crazy. And I got to the one in Antioquia

and I showed up. And I started studying that degree.

What did you study exactly?

License in Dramatic Arts. But I'm going to tell you, I didn't want to do my bachelor's degree because I was not good at theater. That was my option. I said, if not, I'll go as a teacher. And after seven years as a teacher at Marymount, I graduated.

You were a teacher?

Yes, seven years.

And a lot of time.

Too much.

How old are you?

44.

44.

No, but not in the New Year's Eve.

So you're already old. I don't know, you look older. Yes, yes, that's what they tell me. A lady in the bathroom at the airport told me, you've been told a lot, and I've been told that you look better in person, right?

You look more guerrilla in person.

And imagine that I turned one last week. And I posted a picture, turning 44, and you know what people said? Oh, I thought I was 60.

Wow, no, really?

Yes.

People say, you look like 60. I thought I was 60, but I look like 55. I say, do people really do it to learn? What's the intention? People want to please you. Or bad jokes.

And what they do is bother you.

That's it.

You have a very young energy.

The body doesn't... The body is very young energy. Very jovial, yes. The body is not... The body is very deceitful.

The body is very hard.

Oh my God!

But then you taught for seven years there.

Oh, seven years. And I'm going to tell you, I... I was like... Around 20-something, I wanted to be a mom. But after being a teacher for seven years. Oh, how long!

No, no, no, guys, no, no, no, no, no I was a mother for 7 years

And now, oh no, but now it's risky, right?

Sure, but no, I know people who have babies until 45 But it's very risky

But it's risky

Yes, I think that

It's risky because you can die, ma'am, or you can die

Yes, I think that... Is it possible to die the old lady or the kid? Yes, any. No, imagine a very old man to take care of a child. No.

And the energy, oh no.

The precise age to have a child, what would it be?

I say that around there...

Thirteen.

Thirty-five.

The fourteen.

The fourteen.

The fourteen are in the...

No, but from thirty to thirty, no, No, no. God is too private. He has never given me the chance to be a mother, thank God.

It happens a lot more in our generation too. Most people don't want to have children anymore.

Yes, yes.

Before, yes, but not anymore. I think it's because of the people.

And that there are people in the world who don't give a shit,

but the world is is so scary? You have to take care of your child, you have to take care of your child of so many things. Yes, of course. It doesn't matter, there are more.

Remains, yes.

No!

The Chinese today know how to edit photos, videos and they don't care anymore.

Before they taught you, no, look at you, you take that and you do like this. And you just look at it and you keep it. I don't know how to make antipersona. He knows how to multiply and he doesn't know how to put a minefield. You guys complain a lot. At your age, I shit in a letter. I was like, mom, why don't you tell me that?

So I started being a teacher. And while I was a teacher, the group Action Impro invited me to do things with them and act. And they called me a lot because they said, Vicky, you're very good at improvising. But I wasn't an improviser.

And I started doing improvisation workshops, and they keep calling me more.

But that's how they sold workshops?

Yes, yes, yes.

That was the way. This perfume comes with an improvisation workshop.

Yes.

And then I started, and I really liked Impro, I Enter the NPC Yeah, I'm a gusto mucho la in pro y hacia mas eventos Enton me toca pay muchos permission el colegio para ir me a las giras con el de cosas o viajes Y ya me peso arpenia los siete años de jean yo me quiero retirar Pero se que las mamales da mucho miedo cuando se tiene un trabajo estable

Pues como son conservadores How can you be a protector? More than a protector. It's like the conservatives, who raised the old ones, they say, you're letting go of something safe, because you're going to eat shit.

And without knowing what to do, how are you going to go, what are you going to do? So it scares you, and I said, all I want is to act. And I did, guys, I made the decision. Go act, let him was the best decision. I started acting more, they started calling me to do more things.

It was better. Didn't you have a moment where your mom said, she's very funny, come on, dance. When you put her in a family reunion.

That's so ugly, it makes you feel like a circus monkey.

They took him to happy Saturdays.

Really?

When I was a kid, they took me to happy roasts. Really? Yes, when I was a kid they brought me happy roasts.

I can't believe it.

But I couldn't because I panicked and I couldn't. I was funny on my own, but my mom said,

here's the money with this chili.

You were wrong.

Your mom was always young.

Once we were in Plaza de las Americas, we were talking here in Bogotá with my mom and I was watching Pedro el Escamoso's soap opera.

Oh, they did contests.

And I knew that my mom, when she looked at me, I had an idea. Oh, that's so cool.

I'm going to get excited, it's like when I'm...

So she found out that there was a contest, it was at 1pm and the contest was for all three of us. So we were having lunch, we went to have lunch. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm proud of what I've done. That dog is good. We went home and my mom took one of those wigs that they put on the back of the house.

And she put it on me like a bow tie or a hat. I was already in the movie, Peroles Camos, and it was 3pm. Only kids were dancing like that. And everyone with their wigs. From 5 to 10 year old kids. I was in that category for 5 to 10 years. And I was like, but I'm a liar, I'm a liar.

I was the only one in my class, the only one. And my mom was happy. And she was sleeping, snoring. Yes, she was snoring and I won.

You won? I won, but...

They believed in the angel you had since you were little.

And not everyone believes in that.

No, no.

And mom is also one of those conservative people who prefers to study law or psychology or something like that. But the last time I didn't do shit, I said, do whatever you want, but do it. But of course, she always has a reference of a cousin who did something moderately important. And they start comparing. Yes, but I'm studying electrical engineering right now. What performance, Camilo'm studying electrical engineering.

What an acting, Camilo. Electrical engineering. He already has a car, he already has a wife, he has a motorcycle.

No, life is made.

What did they say to your cousin? Alias 40. But the news comes out, the newspapers come out, the radio comes out.

He's famous, proud.

How did you do well to Timochenko? And you here acting like a trapeze.

Timochenko burned.

And my dad did have an alias in the town.

Really?

My dad said, Jose Berrio, alias Mijito. Because everyone greets him, who else, Mijito? Who else, Mijito, who else would give you the Mijito? I think he came out in most wanted ones Oh, you You would have alias, which one would it be?

Mine would be alias the destroyer of uterus

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

Mine would be alias the repairer of uterus

I would be the uterus I would be alias uterus

I would be alias uterus To keep with me everything you want, the two of you behind No! I'm stuck with art, what the hell, right? That's the word, risk, because you don't know how it's going to go, or how you're going to find it, so you take the risk and you bet on it. Guys, I say that you doubt yourself, but at the same time you believe.

It's that you have to believe in yourself a lot,

I'm going to risk it, but I know I'm so good, I put so many things in it. But on the road, you also put so much. I have to... Of course. I was like, how hard it is to get to the TV. Of course. You couldn't even get through your head that you could get to the TV.

Of course, it's true. But it's because you also look for them.

But do you really look for them?

Yes, of course. Of course, you look for things in a way that you can find them. In a way, since you accepted, you jumped the risk of studying acting.

You go in the path of...

Of course, you were going to be a TV presenter, you understand?

I think that life is also guiding you, it is showing you things.

And it puts certain people for that too.

And you already decide, you are the one who decides yes or no.

Well, it's also true. I think you have to be well prepared. What you like to do, you have to be well prepared. That's how you're doing it right now. So that when the opportunity comes, you're ready. You do it and you're judicious. When the opportunity comes, you're ready. Without knowing it, you're well prepared.

I worked for at least 10 years in a tennis court. When the comedy came, I didn't give a shit.

Again, dude. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I started doing comedy and I started doing improv like 2 or 3 years after doing comedy and I started with improvising with Sandra and at some point it was like let's do a show in Medellin and we were like 4 people here and there were 6 and I asked Sandra who else was there and she said, no, Vicky Berrio is there

she's so good, I don't know what else but I wasn't known when we got there and we did that function together, I said, this is great, man.

In the Ruana de Juana, right?

Yes.

In the Ruana de Juana.

Yes, of course.

And that was the first time we met.

We met there.

Yes, sir.

We met there.

Great. But I don't have to say that I've been very scared. But look, that's... I talk to people and sometimes I feel like people believe more in me than in myself. They didn't explain it to them, you know what I mean? It's like, if you don't do it, do it. Like those people who say, well, yes, yes, I can, yes, I can.

I feel like that's wrong, but to a certain extent, because sometimes doubting you makes you work. You have to believe it and say, no, I have to work.

Yes, because fear have to work. Yes, because you become overworked and you don't want to.

Exactly.

You trust yourself and stop preparing.

The more you work, the better you become.

I think I haven't been able to assimilate that term very well. When Chicho was someone who told me a lot before I went to MasterChef. Hey, bro, believe it, believe it. Chicho Serma.

Look.

Chicho Serma. Chichos hermanos. I know what you have. How do you say that in Spanish?

It's like...

No, I don't know how to say it in Spanish.

La chicha, la chicho.

La chicha zarna.

La chicha zarna. And a lot of people, even my boyfriend, sometimes he believes it, sometimes he doesn't. He also doubts it a lot. I don't know how much he believes it. Because you don't know how much to believe in myself. Because you believe in yourself so much that you don't do anything.

But you have to maintain yourself. That happens to many artists. They say, I'm real, but they don't work again. They stay there.

And when did you feel that your family said, well, that's it?

Imagine, I'm I was like, yes, you're making a joke, but it was very uncomfortable. I'm kidding. But look... Sorry, Vicky. But look, my dad died, but my dad was very proud. I know I was in college.

Of course, so beautiful.

I was going to college. I was very happy about that.

Of course, because for them it's like an achievement.

Of course, this girl goes to college, it's a a big word, and he died and couldn't enjoy that. And with the years, my mother, I'm not going to lie, it's been three years, I knew because I did a play with my mom, where I acted with her, and she tells me in the play, I told her, your daughter studied theater,

Vicky, you feel very proud, and she tells me in the middle of the play, improvising. See, you see because I didn't believe what she studied. She was too strong. I heard my mom say that. And then she told me, but I didn't think she was going to get the guapanela with that.

The lady in the back, I didn't believe it either. True, true. I don't see it.

She has a hector of steps all her life. I thought so! Right? Right? Right? I don't believe it! I'm the worst!

She has a past-hackler all her life.

But I'm also a big fan because she's always there.

But she laughs really well.

Oh, no, no, no!

And then my mom says that to me and she says, and you're lying, nowadays you can get the guapanela for her! I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. I got the water panela for her! I like it here! I got the water panela for her and she helps me with my kids. Oh, boy, that was like me with the little tears.

Of course!

How beautiful that is! But that's beautiful, you can tell your mom Look, take it. It's a lot, but look, I can help you. At least every month my mom takes her $20,000.

No!

We were just talking about Every month my mom takes her $20,000. No! I'm going to say, what is he making up? What is he doing?

Guys, sometimes you don't find people who say, but that's easy to do. There are people who think it's very easy to do. They think that telling jokes is the same as being angry.

When I started doing stand-up, I understood that one thing was you naturally being funny and another thing was learning to handle an audience. Because I got there trusting that trusted him. I said, I'll make people laugh when they're serious. Looking at me like a fool. And I said, this is something else.

Don't you feel like you're on stage and sometimes you just look at the girl and she's not laughing?

Because she's quiet and serious. You can be in a thousand person theater where 99% of the people are laughing like never before. Like, son of a bitch, with their bellies out. I've never seen a person like that in my life. He eats his stomach full. But there's a person like that. And you're distracted by the show.

The worst thing is that the show ends and the guy comes up to you and says, what a great show. He gives you a picture. He made the show go bad.

He laughed. Instead of focusing on the people laughing, he stays in the...

He takes it as a challenge. I'm I don't see anyone. If he's not with me, he's against me. No, boy. But I start to involve him. And when I laugh, I kiss him. I mean, I go to the front.

When I applaud, I do this. Now, all the guys in the shows do this. I see my kiss.

Only guys go to the shows.

The lady of peace.

There are many, right?

I've never done the activity Oh my God We have prepared it all our lives Are we going to run?

We are going to milk cows

Oh no, I milk cows and other things But I don't milk cows I milk the milk of my cows

We will get there if it is good Have you milked when you had to in your childhood?

But normal Every day I milked Like getting up, going to the gym I mean, I think it's a little bit of a problem. in But it's a very different childhood, of course. Of course, you're far from many things that are very harmful.

And vice versa, right? Because let's say right now you're on the plain riding a horse. I used to watch that Chinese and for that Chinese riding a horse was... Normal. It was the most normal thing in the world, like for one to ride a bike. And go to someone who's a rider.

But for me, the horse rider was like...

Of course, of course. I'm going to have to pay for classes to live that experience.

You have to pay for good classes.

I didn't go to ride.

I almost got killed. I threw the horse.

I threw everything.

How much was that?

Two thousand. Look at how he got the horse.

That's not from the horse.

I also got a good horse. My God, he threw me a wedge I was like throwing dirt and I have a scar since that horse fell I even got my hair done

you did your hair without the chair?

without clothes?

yes

my daughter is very weird

I got my hair done with hair no, I'm kidding my mom told me not to get my hair done with hair, no I'm kidding. But you know what they used to tell me? My mom used to tell me not to get my hair done like that because I would lose my virginity. And I used to get my hair done more, no I'm kidding.

You would get all bloody.

Oh no!

The horse would be like... The horse would give you a cigarette. The horse would smoke like that. The horse would give a cigarette The horse was smoking The horse left him for the taxi He asked for a van

He asked for a van But Rebeke, you have to do a field activity so you can guide us

Oh my God, but goats never No, they are chivos

Let's go to masturbate to the chivos

Oh no

But you have ord milked cows?

Cows, but once, it hurts a lot.

No, I haven't milked them. I think I've never...

Or back in school, if they ever took us to...

I've been with chubby girls, but cows like that, I haven't milked them.

No, there are chubby girls that are pretty.

Oh no, I already Ya hice eso pa' arreglarlo. Pero si le sacó leche a la gordita, era un gordito. Ah.

No, no, porque hay mujeres que están lactando.

Ustedes han probado leche.

Estaba pensando justo en eso.

¿De verdad?

Sí.

Me quedé pensando también,

ustedes han tomado leche de una mujer. Lactando, sí. Sí, lactando. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I brought some from Belen. Ha ha ha ha! Yes, yes, yes. No, but it gives me the impression. But if you tell me that it depends on my life...

I'll do it.

No, no, no.

No, it doesn't taste bad, it doesn't taste bad. But they say that's very important for... Well, it's the diet.

I think it's...

Because it's true that children who grow up without a mother, for example, I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to get a little bit of a break.

I'm going to get a little bit of a break.

I'm going to get a little bit of a break.

I'm going to get a little bit of a break.

I'm going to get a other two years. But you missed the other tit, man. But I was born without disabilities. Do you have a partner here?

I have a partner. We are going to turn 4 years old.

Oh, you're already old.

In November we turned 4 years old.

And how did you meet your partner?

On social media, on Instagram.

Oh, did he write you on Instagram?

He wrote me on Instagram.

And today that's Tinder, right? Instagram

Yet a circle of chemistry

So reaction I come on miss cause he yeah, but I don't know say yeah, but I'm here a common seguidor mass

Mucho que no no no le misterio a eso yo que después de un año y reaccionar

Me dice como hola que quiero ir a tu función y yo a bueno por ante ya si no empecé a seguir After a year of reacting, he said, Hi, I want to go to your show. And I said, oh, well, I started to follow. Who is going to go? And then, it didn't go, I was bad. And the next day I put, oh, pure Tilling, Tilling, and there's no palette.

But I also liked the boy in the photo.

I thought, how dear. I mean, there was a moment where I really saw it. photo I met him there. And guys, until today's sun, that day we went out and never again. At 15 days I invited him to Nori.

He's already there.

He's already taken a risk.

He's already taken a risk, yes!

He went like this,

he headed home with a bag on his head.

Honey, this is not weird.

You are my son's daughter.

And you took him to the 15 days already.

And it was, I was in Anori. The boy put on boots like this. He was in his Anori. He was in my Anori.

Four years.

Four years already? But he liked it.

In November, four years.

Very rich.

I fell in love at 80.

You with that illusion. Vicky wanted to get married. If I don't, at 60, I lose faith. We tell everyone to have faith, that's what you get. You never know when you'll get it.

Marriage? Is marriage possible?

I want to get married, guys. I like marriage.

So, he knows what he's doing.

He's watching, he knows.

They haven't asked me, but...

I saw you ordering a cow over there, and the ring came out. Oh, wow. Do you remember ordering a cow? No, I don't remember. You can see the ring on the cow's tit.

And the cow is like...

Oh, no, these proposals...

They paid a lot, they paid a lot. How would you imagine your marriage?

Oh, no, I'm very calm about that. You know, it would be something very familiar. I mean, it wouldn't be ostentatious or apparent. I would be very calm because I like the ritual, I am a believer. If you understand me, I think I would do it more for that. But I would like to go to the sea, I would like to go barefoot.

I would not be ostentatious.

I would not be ostentatious.

But in the sea, hopefully.

In the Baltic Sea.

In the sea and in Mexico.

In the Baltic Sea. In the Red Sea.

In the middle in a cruise in the middle is bad

very eccentric

the cows are paying a lot, they are paying a lot

well thank goodness I have walked a lot to Troche and Nori, five hours on the road, guys, because it is always like the architect

and the son of a bitch does not arrive, we go to Nori we are 20 minutes away I'm gonna

Put it

Up yeah, yeah, yeah

You know what I mean? I don't know What was great?

No

Including I put on a schedule as a de Nando Lacoste you at it. It was from there. Let's check

It out. It's a poor account I'm even ordering some and you take them and you can hide the milk. I have to start kissing the cow.

It smells better.

I have to bring milk with the cow.

I have to start talking to the cow.

The cow tells her her problems.

Your calf is already very small.

I have to invite her to see Encanto.

We are already in Mahui.

We are already in a mountain range Well Vicky, welcome to the front 42 of the army

What is your favorite place Vicky?

I feel, boy, as I am so familiar I feel very happy when I go to the farm where my mother

Sure, there you must feel a peace

Where, how to be with the family

Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace Since you have a good relationship with your mother I feel that your mother will always be your safe place Yes This is the second I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a

I'm a I'm a I think babies smell like poo, like rich but vomit It has a vomit smell Well, it's the same smell as babies but the smell of the poop is that My mom smells so rich

But there are old people that smell like old people There are no old people that smell like old people

Almost all the old people Like a wardrobe Like furniture

Like a wardrobe that they don't clean for a while

Like a shit, they smell like shit It smells like old furniture that has been left for a long time. Yes, yes, yes, it's damp.

Like shit, it smells like shit. Oh no! My grandmother's humor, when I entered my grandmother's house, I smelled that smell and it was like,

Is it dead there?

No, no, no, I used to spend it on vacation as a child there.

Not anymore, because I'm going to go.

I want to go where I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Every day, breakfast, coffee, eggs, bread, and such. Because for me, all my life, it was guapanela and bread. Two breads and a guapanela. I used to drink chocolate and tamale when it was Sunday. Your dad had Lucas and so on.

Today, you eat well.

Or when you're drunk.

Tamalito.

That's when I hit my mom.

But if my mom had a purple eye on Sunday, I No, jamás. Al contrario, mi cuchara era la que... ¿Sí? El de lojo morado era el papá.

¿Guardiola?

Exacto, pero no, tampoco le pegaba, pero sí, mi mamá es del carácter fuerte. Era más fuerte.

Sí, mi papá es una persona noble.

No, imagínate que mi papá nunca le pegó a mi mamá. Y solo una vez lo intentó, muchacho. foreign It was a broomstick. It wasn't a broomstick, but it was the stick. It was the stick. But it was a stick. Don't make it sound like you're going to play with that. I was sleeping peacefully and my mom took that stick and said, Jose Berry, you hit me, but we have to kill you.

And my dad was like, and never again, guys.

Your dad came the other day with expansions. He came with with zero talent. In the teatras with Percy. No, I was thinking it well, I was exaggerating.

Ha ha ha ha!

But mom, if you warned us, never let a man hit you, because he hit you once and he keeps hitting you.

Yes, that's true.

And never again, guys.

Let him hit you, but his good ones,

his good ones.

Ha ha ha ha! I guess Mira yo puedo decirte corazón que en la persona con la que yo ya quiero

partir su vida

Pero hasta el sol de hoy yo digo que yo aquí me quiero quedar Yo si tan tranquila y también que me quiero quedar Eso piensa el burro trajo el que lo arre cierto también lo puedo pasar que piensa la otra persona I'm When you cross the 30's, you don't notice the difference of 10 years. Yes, yes.

I feel like I'm usually very shy, so I'm not afraid of anything. But in that aspect, I feel like you have to be very responsible. Because it's time, you know? We dedicate ourselves to the word, to talk, to communicate. You're with someone you don't communicate with, that's not it. Because if you want to be friends because you know, I'm gonna be good. I put you know, I think it was in feet But okay, Jim, but I said I could like you speak is a levantana

I see a guy who's been to a yes, I could start on my own

I love you, Joe

Kiernan, but I'll say I get a mini-series and equal sentirse bien cuando I silencio when the most anna Blando you know, so she didn't mean it's gonna I have to say something so that the conversation doesn't cut off. That hasn't happened to you with certain people. I learned that feeling that way is not there. I feel that comfort is when you feel that you don't have to say anything,

we are fine, we are patched, a movie is just watching.

In both situations.

Like really.

Exactly.

And that there is no voice of that.

That there is no Tourette, there's no Efe.

But I also feel that idealizing the person makes you lose yourself in learning.

For example?

For example, being able to decide with the chef, for example, to have a relationship. Because she tells me, I want to be involved.

Oh, man!

I really like to share my time with you, and I also think about how I'm wasting really good man. I really like to spend my time with you. I also think about how I'm wasting her time. Do you understand me?

Well, I understand you. And that's very nice to think about her. But also to think about her, because you don't let her be the one who makes that decision. I understand. It's like you're also deciding for her. Julia told me that.

That's living too. Because I had the last couple. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I I feel like I'm in a game of Styles. Eeeh! I genuinely like her.

Listen, chef.

Listen.

There are options. I think he's cooking.

I mean, we had… How's the culinary with her? I've known her since December of Movistar, the second one they did with Fox News. And everything has been very empty, like a lot of freedom. And, man, I'm honest even with the uncomfortable if you understand me

but a few days ago I went to do comedy in one of the places I went to the open and she was in the open I sent a photo and I said, ah, she's here then, ah, I can go to the dressing room and she prepared, I don't know what, she kissed me you come alone, you come with a friend

no, with a friend But then put it on the left Here comes the pride of the man I said, ah ok, have a good time I gave him a hug and I thought What the hell, I'm feeling jealous I'm feeling jealous It was nice, just for a moment

But suddenly I gave him a kiss and I felt like the tuft They were kissing And there my mind got damaged I said, oh my God. They were drinking, they were going out, and my mouth was hurting. And I said, no, no, no.

I said, is that a dick? And I said, it's mine. And I thought, but Cami, it's a consequence because you told her that it's not the right time and that you're not ready.

Yes, I also told her, you son of a bitch, let her be, she's a bitch.

I told her, no, but if she's going to drink, I hope she does. I've always thought that the one who lives it, the one who has a hard time with it, because she's not mine, nor am I hers. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to have to be careful. I was looking at the man and it was uncomfortable because the girl didn't expect me to go out and give her a shot. I even felt her look.

What was she doing?

What was she doing?

She was marking you.

She was peeing.

She was peeing. I looked at the man and I felt weird. I felt like I was bothering them. You were invading their space, obviously.

Yes, obviously.

Why did you regret doing that?

Of course, because I didn't want them to feel uncomfortable.

But deep down...

You wanted to, because you did it.

But deep down... No, but I gave him a lemonade so he wouldn't drink more and not be drunk. I'm glad he her a pill. Ah! Obviously, it's pride, Cami. You know what I mean?

I left it like that so she'd shit herself.

I left it like that so she'd shit herself so I wouldn't fuck the guy.

She goes back to Camerino and I tell her I'm going to stop and leave if you want. We'll talk later. She says, no, I'm staying.

Oh!

Dude, it hurt me, man. I think that we can't keep something that we can change and I could have changed that situation a long time ago saying, ready, we are firm do you understand? pure pride, man and I told him

pure ego too

I told him

dude, this that I'm going to tell you is from the ego and what a shame that I tell you but I felt like jealousy I haven't felt that in a long time what a shit but I think the best thing feel that I also think that those are small signs that you throw your life away

But the woman goes with the man, let her go with the man But you are not from anyone and no one is yours And if you are also a bully, I hope you had a very bad time

But that's what I'm telling you

Sure, sure, sure they fucked her

No, I think right now, right now she must be like

Oh, how did that happen?

Shit, shit, they took her out I think that right now, right it was going to be the last time we saw each other in a long time. But it had to be a good pee.

Well, it was also a...

The girl kept on fucking with the guy while he was talking.

Oh no, that's humiliating.

I was with the lemonade and the guy was like, what are you doing, bro?

And I was sending him the email and he came with the lemonade.

Oh no, man.

Oh brother, thank you because I was dry. I lost my mind, I lost my mind. Oh my god. I felt like you were going to eat a panoramic view.

But the good thing is that I'm going with Verdadito. Oh yes, yes.

I can't believe this.

Yes, yes, yes.

And I'm not the chef, so they can do whatever they want.

No, but I'm also in that moment. Hey, you have to be a good cook. But I'm open to love someone. And I allow many people to know me. Oh, my God.

It hurts.

But I don't eat bad. But I understand you. I tell you that even because it is very important to me.

With two apples and one behind.

For me, work is supremely important.

And you do a very strong thing.

But adding lemonade to the cup.

It's true that that's something too strong. Very animal. It's very strange, so good.

It's not serious.

But that feeling is not with everyone. Because you can't tell if you can fuck with everyone. I get tired of the chef.

It's a connection.

But to tell is something, right?

Yes, but...

But good. It's one of the most primitive parts of being human, I think. It's not true that you can't reach your hands. I'm not saying, I want to do more, but I can't reach my hands.

I don't feel like I can't reach my legs. I like that pose when...

Do you guys yawn or fart in silence?

No, I make noise. Yes, I like it when I hear noise. And women like it when you are noisy. Yes, that's what excites them.

But that's like in mass, the silence. But there are times when you play like that because of the neighbor.

Because he's asleep.

So as not to wake her up.

Welcome to La Femme.

We are a family business dedicated to the production and commercialization of dairy products in the city of Chicago. I'm going to do the usual things we do normally. We're going to climb on top of it. Whoever doesn't fit, with a little bit of a beard.

You're tight and not. What?

You're tight and not.

You think I'm tight?

Muscular.

Defecate, defecate, defecate, defecate, defecate. In the neck, a little bit of a beard. Do I have to do that? Here in Orteña?

Yes sir, the idea is that the cabin enters here and we get ready to get in

Here the cabra is put

It's a room of goodness

This looks like a house

a pee, look at that a hairy cow a hairy cow

That's my idea

That's my idea so the idea is to take out all the milk that we have here in the urn the idea is to clean it the urn, clean it if it's dirty and with the sprayer that's there the sprayer serves to take out the first puddles

and make sure the milk is in good condition so here we see that the milk is white and liquid

I know how to do it guys to Soon! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! I It doesn't come out. It doesn't matter if you bite hard. But you've never eaten a tit or what? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's it.

It feels really weird, man.

It's soft in other ways, right?

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Come on, try it, Emilio, try it. Let's see if it's done.

Well, what? Well, as friends, we make a patch In combo, in combo How's the weight?

Wait, I'm not interested

Do it, do it

Oh, you're even hairy on the tip After you drink the milk, you're hairy

That's why the milk is filtered

Oh, I imagined that

Oh, come on, little hand Oh, man

Who has milk?

Let's see.

Oh!

Let's see.

The faster you do it, the faster it is.

What did you say?

But there's... This man is a big guy.

Three minutes?

With both hands.

Can you hold three minutes?

With both hands.

For Andrea, Andrea.

No, Andrea wants to bring me a chivo.

Come on, dog, it's a chima.

I'm very impressed.

Oh, me too.

It's that he always gets the first one.

Yes, that's it. I'm so impressed Me too You always win

I'm so impressed

No, dad, look You press the ring Without stopping

You know how to shoot

You see it, right?

Can you hold it at the same time?

Yes, ma'am.

She's a champion!

You scared me! Don't put it on the back, just the front.

So she doesn't feel so uncomfortable.

Can you put both at the same time?

When you put it on,

it's not like this.

It's made to be comfortable.

It's uncomfortable.

I can't do it. I threw the goat.

The goat is going to release ink.

It's going to be a mess.

He threw it, he changed it. What did he move?

What did he move here? Two frappes came out.

Bring me Liliana there, please.

Bring me Liliana.

And bring me some Mercedes. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, but it's a big one.

Oh!

Ha!

Is that cow ready?

Ready for the kids.

Vicky, you're the only one who hasn't done it.

Who can do it?

Oh, yeah.

I'll fasten the ring.

You know, it's scary.

Can you believe it? It's scary. Like, maybe you're was going to hurt him. I'll put myself in their shoes. He grabbed my tit and I said, I'll kick your ass.

It's a war of the milk.

He's making a face. It's good.

You're going to dig it, right?

Yes, how did you do that so fast?

I'll go behind.

Come on, bro.

He's going to do a line of that. Come on, come on. I Poor little woman. Look at her tits. Look at her tits.

Her tits are on her knees.

When a woman does the bird, they go like this.

Not like that.

Look, look, look.

Guys, this is very tiring. I mean, goat milk is healthier than cow milk.

Yes, ma'am. It has more superiorities and is more digestible than goat milk. The idea of this is a sealant, because when we milk I I'm going to get you a new one. I'm going to get you a new one. I'm going to get you a new one. I'm going to get you a new one. I'm going to get you a new one.

I'm going to get you a new one.

I'm going to get you a new one.

I'm going to get you a new one.

I'm going to get it hard, right? Yes, I'm going to take it hard too. I see, Avino.

What happened?

What are all those guys doing to him?

The goat is like, is that the river's piki?

No, but it looks better in person.

The goat is old, man.

How many liters do you take out a day? We are taking out about 30 liters a day, 16 per hour. How many liters of milk do you drink daily? We drink about 30 liters of milk daily, 16 cc

How many liters of milk do you drink?

I was told to put my head in the milk and my dog comes and...

and he goes like this

and I go like this

and he goes like this

and he puts his legs like this

so he doesn't get infected We are going to put the milk in the can to filter it.

Oh, so it filters?

Yes, because of the hair and all that stuff.

And why is it called Petra?

In honor of my grandmother.

She was a goat.

My grandmother was called Petronila. We used to call her Petra. Well, the boss is in charge.

So, we're going to give you the milk and we're going to credit for the two little goats we had. And you can do it with the same milk. Oh, how boring! And do the goats drink their own milk?

There are some that do.

There are some that say, no, I don't want that milk.

But there are some that do turn around and suck it.

Oh, yes, I know them.

Yes, some that do.

They suck it. You dream of that, right?

Of course. foreign

Is I don't have ribs, I'm telling you! I'm telling you! Look how he folds me! Look back, close my ass!

Oh no!

While he's milking!

How he gets the milk out, so easily!

And you also milk like this?

Like this, in a row? Not so much!

I milk only when I'm stressed!

When I'm stressed, I milk!

Oh, so cute! I don't really urinate that much. I only urinate when Ivonne is stressed. When Ivonne is stressed, I have to urinate.

Oh, so pretty.

Oh, come on, I'll put her to suck. Look at her little tail.

But how it sticks.

Does she drink all of this by herself? Yes. Slowly. Let's see if I try to get her out.

Oh, but look.

She sucks like this. You suck it like this.

Yes, you hold it like this.

You hold it like this.

I don't understand how you do it.

You lift it like this.

And you throw this foam. Oh, it's better for the mouth.

It's a little male.

Oh, but...

Give it to the other one. Oh, they're her Oh my God Shhh She's already drunk, she's a bad girl

Oh my God

Oh my God, that's the other one

Look at her

She's the one with the M

Yeah

Hello, hello

Oh my God

That's how it's going to be, that's how it's going to be

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no! It's called evolution, you idiot! Oh no!

Like this?

Like this?

I hope that table is corrupted by the nightmare.

It's going to be quick.

My mind is getting damaged.

It's gone, it's gone.

But it's like...

Do it like this, do it like this.

Who does it look like?

Lily. Look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her that comes planting a tree here in the farm. Shall we plant a tree? Do you think? Sure. It would be great. Yes. It's one of the three things you have to do in life.

I think it's nice.

Let's go.

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How many are you?

Well, I'm going to open the hole with my partner. What are you going to call that tree, Vicky? What kind of tree is this, boss? That's a Sauco. And this stem?

I'm missing one.

Inside!

What a joke.

Right?

Yeah.

I'm going to clean that donkey. What's your tree's name, Cami? Leave me tree. You know you have to throw a little shit on it.

Dog, what for?

He threw shit on my tree!

What are you going to put in his bag?

I don't understand.

It's going to stay for a long time. I don't understand.

It could be. A watermelon well, that's it.

No, a serene.

A serene.

A serene and it kills him.

The serene tree is buried.

What's your name, Irene?

Sople.

Hahaha, Sople.

Well, in seven years we will see which tree is called Chimbao.

Ready, go ahead.

And that day we will premiere the episode.

Hahaha. Oh, go ahead. And that day we premiered the episode.

Oh, so funny. What can I tell you? This is so funny that finally it's like, we have to go to work to work, man.

Oh, yes, it happens.

It would have been very good. I feel that that would be shit, to start working.

It's so much that we don't see it as a job that they don't even pay us. I'm not going to say it again. How do you feel when you see the word envy in the media?

But do you believe that the word envy exists?

Of course!

Do you think that it can happen to us like the tamaki? Congratulations!

That's what happens the most. I trust more in a comment that says, that joke was so wrong.

Like the one that says it in front of you.

The one that always says it in front of you yes, yes the one who always says it in front of you

no, it's all good that's the meaning and the more exposed this one is the more harsh comments you will get but then I'm a supporter there is a wonderful saying that says

the tree that gives the most fruits is the one that throws the most stones

stubborn words

stubborn ears

and water go through here. There are four of us. I'm a fucking bad boy.

Camarón doesn't sleep.

He kidnaps him.

And you have to fuck pregnant women because your belly is full. I saw you with your arms like this. Like a long thing.

Oh my God, I was going to tell him. And obviously, tell him. I would love a project in life like acting in a series. I would love to act in Netflix, like in a thing like that.

Grandmother's role, lady's role, old man's role. No, I'm kidding. But I saw that Vicky records very well on camera.

But she looks better in person. Yes, yes.

But if the producers are looking for funny faces, go to Vicky de Rivas, I'll introduce you.

I'm sure a series is going to come out. Oh my God, I love her a lot. Vicky is very character, so when she does something, she's one of those characters that people fall in love with and they go crazy. And then, the best ones start to come out.

Well, I'm going to start to project. No, that's going to be done. And in the places you've traveled, which one did you like the most? You were in Europe. Yes, but look, as a fun, when I turned 40, I went to Turkey. Guys, I think it was the most spectacular trip of my life. But guys, I tell you that I also went alone, so it was the adventure, it was the adrenaline. Alone, alone, I had no partner. You understand, it was a very risky trip for me. You enjoy it a lot, it's very good, it's very fun.

Of course, but traveling alone is risky.

And more to a...

So advanced.

Without a cane, dude.

But that is an advantage because they see you very adult and they do nothing to you.

They help you.

Everyone helps him, they him to pass by.

But his Mercedes is the one from Masterchef.

And now, with which group are you going to Spain?

With Action Impro. Who are there? We are 5 partners and 3 of the cast that we are also going. Adriana Ospina, who founded the Action Impro Carlos Perez and my person Yesterday when we spoke about my person

My person of the year And my person that also goes

They have had enough with you

25 years

Of course

It's been a long time, right? Improvising

It lasts 25 years

Surviving with a patch Mom, these two and a half How long have you been? One year I must do it in the same corner It's like time on a party

But I don't know

It

Has to be a difference yes, but I'm gonna put on a cash connoisseur. No, no, it was a number, but

When I'm tr going to steal it. When you entered the reality show, did you feel like... Bad vibes with someone?

You can believe that no.

But they are so close.

No, I got along with everyone. I didn't feel like that crazy thing.

And in the guild, have you felt like that with someone?

Not that you don't like it, but you do...

No, guys.

It seems like Chicho is like...

It seems like Chicho is like... It seems like Chicho is like very fat...

No, on the contrary, the three of them, when I start doing comedy, they are the ones who encouraged me the most, supported me, they invited me to CL, we have a presentation in such and such part, come now, come and be with us, you understand me?

There is one thing that the countries have, which is very good, in the artistic, sportive, everything, they support each other a lot.

Like a godmother, right?

Yes, instead of having so many envies and being a piñata, they help each other. They help each other a lot.

They help each other a lot.

Yes, yes. Like, if you see someone good, you say just like that, there is everything, right? there are also countrymen hitmen

but they are more... they are not so comedians anymore

but I feel that being more generous is more important and even among bandits yes, they are very good, even among bandits

they make collaborations

you are going to steal the phone, I'll ring

you are starting, come on, I'll show you

good afternoon I'm going to steal it, I'm going to ring the bell. Yes. Do it. You are starting, come on, I'll show you, man.

Good afternoon.

These are robberies.

You can't pass a cell phone.

Hey, but what a kindness. Thieves are kind.

But we have that in the Paisas. And we greet people without knowing them. And I feel that in other places that doesn't happen and I don't know. In Bogotá you do that? In Bogotá you go into a store and say good afternoon to everyone? Everyone is going to look at you like... And the middleman is weird. You see, I don't greet that person so politely. It seemed weird to him that the other one didn't greet him and wasn't kind.

I think there is a line between the Pals and the Rolos. The Pals are very weird when a Rolo comes. I feel like the countries think that we are religious, like Malacar, but it's because the environment of this city is more like that. It's more serious, more like that. We like very different things, we speak very differently. While you are talking to people...

We speak very differently.

No, daddy, I don't know how to speak to you.

You are sick. We speak very differently and I don't know what that means That means being sick

If you speak different languages and I don't see it

And in Spain what?

The ones in Madrid

With the ones in Barcelona

Those don't get to love

The ones in South Korea and North Korea

It's the same

They don't get to take me there

It's weird Israel and Palestine It's the same, man. They almost take us, man. They almost take us, man.

It's weirder, man.

Israel and Palestine.

They almost take us.

They almost take us, man.

Why?

Knowing that it's the same.

And they're the same. Human beings are very stubborn, right? That's the only thing I can conclude from these 10 minutes of the talk. Yes, yes, buters like to fight. What's up, motherfuckers?

And if the human being is very stubborn. Hey, what was it?

Oh, yes, it's...

Sorry.

Where is he?

Yes, over there, Sonia.

I mean...

He got scared.

He wakes up.

He's...

And he wakes up to fight.

It happens in all countries.

I scared the hell out of her, right? I'm going to kill you. I can't sleep. Of course. Or like those military men who fall asleep like this, like sentinels, and they throw them a few buckets of water.

Boy, but if my mom left the TV on and fell asleep, and turned it off, it's because I'm watching. It's not that I'm watching and lying, it's that she's asleep.

It's because Vicky is pouring water on me,

and I'm sleeping.

I'm watching, why are you pouring water on me? I was listening with my eyes closed And the day... He woke up to participate

It happens to me a lot that when I know that the next day I have to get up early to record I can't sleep until late, I don't sleep You don't sleep all night Yesterday I fell asleep, today I fell asleep at 5 in the morning And I slept almost all afternoon So of course, at night I couldn't sleep

I'm not that sleepy

There comes an age

There comes an age There comes an age that if I sleep during the day I get hairy But there comes an age that you start talking to the bushes That's real Oh, because it hasn't bloomed yet, look at this one If it were like that, I'd take it out on the street

I mean, I speak with my mouth. There comes a time when you start saying, there comes an age.

Oh no, you guys have a great time.

Listen, reflection, we came to a reflection. I was going to say something,

and I forgot, dude.

There comes an age.

I was thinking,

oh, what the fuck was I going to say, dude.

The age.

Did you get any fear as a child? Of course. I Can't even even in your army, claro

Pero the Masiado can courage in Cabeza Madre Montes a sac anti a me era colocati to

Stava no la gente mayor le hace a usted esos comentarios y se caga la risa y no saben el miedo tan Huevonta que le están And they don't know the fear they're being left with. Because they generate love. And you grow up panicked and they're laughing their asses off. When I was like 7 years old, I asked him why planes were lost in the sky. He said, sometimes they fly through the clouds and they don't show up. And I said, no, they're just for refueling. And I swear, I swear, bro.

I went to school and I said that shit. I for the good of one or not. They lie to you so you don't fall asleep early, so you don't wake up early.

Of course, the parents, I think the people who lie the most are the parents of the kids.

Yes, yes, yes.

You sleep early because if the coconut doesn't wake up, and the coconut wakes up Camilo, you can't sleep. No, you're going to sleep. But that's a lie.

And with the age of 30, you say, I Is that a masterchef? What am I doing? Stop it! Did you believe in the child of Jesus?

Yes.

I believe in Jesus, but not in the child of God.

No, you brought gifts to the child of Jesus. You brought lies.

I wrote letters to the child of God.

Me too. I knew about it since I was a child. I received a coke at Christmas.

You know how to play with coke because I got a coke at Christmas. You know those ones you play with? With the little ones?

That's a different story.

No, I used to say to my son, you can't be such a jerk in life.

These are my cubs that don't have a cock.

I was also a kid, that idea of the tooth mouse, that was pure shit. But I also wrote as an act of... Of faith. More than faith, it's how you're going to feel that everyone in school is making cards. Tomorrow they bring the kid's card and say,

well, they don't even exist.

Yes, but I did nail the mouse, I believed in the mouse.

I never believed in the mouse.

I remember that day that I felt like my mom, like my soul, and I kind of, I saw him like in the videos, I remember that day, I felt like, oh, my God.

But did she let you catch her?

Yes, of course, but I felt, she didn't realize that I realized.

Feeling her in the ass. But why? But pure coins, 500.

And I took out my teeth every day.

But like a reach, putting coins in the ass. Is it because of this girl they leave me in a ditch? But for a comedian to have a contagious laugh is a very... very tough tool, right? Let's say with you, that your laugh is... You don't listen and you feel that you're enjoying laughing, of course.

Let's say that's what happens to Mr. Gediondo. Yes, well... Mr. Gededdy, where do you laugh? When you hear someone laugh, don Geddy, where do you laugh?

Look, what you're saying is very true, and I didn't know that was a great weapon and a great tool.

That you can laugh at good people.

That you discover it when someone says to you, oh, you laugh funny. Because you believe in life, you laugh very differently than I do. So scandalous, dad. No, it's just that you feel like you're laughing with desire. That's it.

It comes out naturally, from the soul.

And you also find a lot of people in this environment that for many it's funny, others criticize it. Oh, that laugh is so scandalous. That lady laughs more crazy. So it's like people are very screwed up, but it has been a great tool. Sometimes I go on stage and people laugh at me, but I laugh.

This is my laugh, ending laugh, but it's not a joke. Yes, yes, yes. I think that in comedy, everyone finds their voice, their style, what you say, does your laugh work, what do you like? Everyone has, let's not call it a character,

because it's one, but there's something that helps you on stage, right?

It's an energy that you print extra.

I feel like it's the exaggeration of your personality, of the aspects of your personality, that you're still you, but those are things that you exaggerate in the daily life and in the stage you exaggerate it to give it ink, to the finishing touches, to what you want to say. I saw comedians and I saw, let's say, a single comedian a lot of things you can say about it. I used to see comedians and I used to see a lot of them. And you started to learn things from them. Like to learn a little bit from each one of them.

But you didn't learn anything.

Exactly.

At least when you have a lot of fun with someone,

when you hang out with someone,

you start to learn.

The timing.

The sayings, the shots, the ademanes.

The timing. The timing. The worst timing. The worst timing. The worst timing.

The worst timing.

Look what happens to me with so many new people I meet in my life. They are like, but you are calm, they are surprised a lot. Like you are not like that in Fox News. You are quiet.

You are like, you are like that.

Because you think you are like that all the time it's like that. And he says, but you're not yourself. I thought you were a gonorrhea. Yes, there are people who say, but you're educated.

Yes, I thought I was educated.

There are people who think I'm a character, and I say, no, it's not that I'm a character.

That's me.

And he says, Maricar, I thought you were a woman. That's an aspect of my personality. But it's not everything that you are. Exactly. And it's an aspect of my personality that I love so much, that the only moment where I feel so good and so happy to be on stage, I feel so comfortable with the audience, I feel them as much as my friends and family,

that Camilo comes out of me there, but Camilo is not present in all the moments.

He's not present.

He's with his family, with his girlfriend. Exactly.

It happens to me that, well, recently I was in a talk with a psychologist and she told me, like, when Camilo...

But he's masculine, dude.

No, she told me, when Camilo stops being a dickhead, and dickhead stops being Camilo.

Oh, man.

Because your stage, all the time, I mean, you're always looking for approval. Like that, dude. I'm not going to do it again. I'm not going to do it again. I'm not going to do it again. I'm not going to do it again. I'm not going to do it again.

I'm not going to do it again.

I'm not going to do it again.

I'm not going to do it again. I'm not going to bother a little bit, and there it is, and there I go, you know? But obviously there are times when one is not all the time funny. But that question that psychologist asked him, I have asked myself many times, when I stop being Emir and start being the Suatchun, and when I stop being the Suatchun and start being Emir.

But I came to the conclusion that I am both. I'm not setting up a character, It's a facet of all the human beings I have. People go through the same thing. You have a Camilo, who when he's going to conquer a girl,

is another Camilo.

The Camilo of everything.

In work, in the person.

Exactly.

That's what I'm saying. The exaggeration of virtues is there. When you're conquering a girl, it's a Camilo that exaggerates those virtues

that you know you need to conquer love. Freud said that one feeds the doors of being in different ways, building the reflection of what... building the reflection of what...

No, I'm kidding.