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PWK – GARA-GARA NGONTEN BARENG GOFAR, JADWAL CERAMAH USTADZ JOJO JADI PADAT TERUS?!
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I don't need a perfume, I just need this.
Hahaha.
He's just a poor ranger. I can't imagine where I get the money from. Sometimes I think about the contract, I'm so annoyed, I pay the contract, electricity, salary, all that. I think about how to do it.
I say, oh yeah, right, be patient. The world is like, the world's life is just a matter of consistency, timing, that's all. The only problem is the timing. But the fun factor in prison is... ...the entertainment that Givi... ...the Indonesian plaza, or watching the real cats.
I've been there.
But if you're sick, you'll be buried. So as long as I'm diabetic, I'll be buried. That's why it's common. Diabetes is fine. No need to take medicine I'll just drink it
Sugar! I was thinking about you, there was something I forgot to say
I was Cry on Saturday
Night Ustaz Jojo!
This is the song we used to bring to Taman Suropati
That's right
When you sang, I did a little prayer Guys, I remember it so clearly when you guys don't pray, i do it by myself
i don't have any friend at that time
i was thinking, there is a singer who do this kind of dance, who is it? the name is UPH kids
i forgot the name theatrical? Oh, yeah. The name is also from the UPH kids. Oh, I forgot. And theatrical, right?
Yeah.
He sang like this.
But the people in Suro, the indigenous people of Suro, we respect them.
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Get started freeYes. The shopkeeper is a cowboy. Oh, the shirt.
Oh, the shirt. Eh, Bajugun. Polo. Oh, Polo, Polo, Polo.
The expensive one.
The Koboy, Tahu Kejerot. Tahu Kejerot, right. What about this one? Who? Nasi Goreng? The one that the system sells, Shariat Islam, right?
Polo. Barter Tokipan. See? Totally drunk. and alcohol a bunch of butter
Polo hey, can you share 3 bowls?
the butter no, he's the radio host unless I just do this he doesn't talk that's it Pol's like a turtle like a turtle
who's the fried rice? gondrong i sent you the picture is it gondrong? he's a gondrong
there's still one
the one that we fought we fought had a gun He helped us, thank God with Russian culture He gave us sambit
Why? It hurts
He gave us sambit? So, from the big bowl He gave us sambit I said, wow, it hurts my heart
it looks like musuloh
why is it like a nato paddle?
sambit sambor
it hurts but let's talk about the history
it was during the Soropati era
Wanchoi or Samuk because of Soropati, Wanchoi, Samuk the joker the first time because of a fight. Yes.
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Get started freeI was beaten.
Wak-wak, Gung.
Yes.
Yes.
Alias, our friend Jetai. Jetai, I don't know why, he was dealing with... ...one plot, how many people, Ju?
10?
15. 15 people from the education of an institution. Yes, that's right. They are still in the early stages of education. You are still in the early stages.
15.
I, Jetai, and one more. Who knows? I forgot his name. Dimo, there's one. Oh, Dimo, the third one. Jetai, I don't know if he's a a snake or if he is the one. He is drunk. JT got hit.
I am stupid when I fight. I am stupid because I can't see. I am stupid, right? I should have seen the situation first.
I should have seen the situation first.
I should have seen the situation first. I was kicked. You, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow He was also in Wancoy's house So we were hanging out in Wancoy's house There were 20 houses there that were on fire Suddenly, we said, let's help him search Turns out he had already fixed the motorbike and went back He said, wow, it's suitable to be lifted by the Ministry of Public Works
He said that to his friend
He said that to his friend
I was happy to see him
He was arrested on Monday He's his friend I was so happy to meet him Why?
He was in the race on Monday He was in the cutter I mean, he was in the cutter
He heard me and I was like Then he jumped out of the bus He was rolling He was so paranoid He was so crazy But our group is a historical group Right
Jojo joined us I was with Wanco Right, Social Distrust Where did Jojo join? Bandung The one that called play
What?
Oh, the one that're on the same level as D'Andra
oh yeah, D'Andra
the hero
aka, the batal is Hamin, 2 hours Jakarta's boy has arrived from outside the city how many bands? 25 bands back then, Bandung was a jungle
there was no Cipularang effort, 6 hours 5 bands came when we arrived at Dago Dago Atas how? Five bands came to Dago Atas. How was it? There was no sound, no music, nothing.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't forget.
How could you forget? Crazy.
We hung out there. Yes, that's right.
In Bandung.
In Bandung. Crazy. I used to... You know, I used to play with Groggle, Sahid, Maharaja. I used to follow them. I used to be a fan of his band. There was a high school festival.
I brought his band's song, Social Distress. Saturday Night Fever Disaster. Right? I brought it. Alhamdulillah, I won 3 times. The contestant was from Jakarta, aka 3 contestants. Why are you so surprised? The others wanted to bring Huw Besteng's song at that time. Jakarta alias diga because Andre yeah I like a boy like a who best thing to what it
again the father is a dirty Gaben kitty your a tiga boy and I go punk Yes for me, yeah. Oh, the festival is there? Yeah, school. Oh, there are many people who play the band Slew or join the festival.
Really?
But did you realize at the end, Jobawa?
Is music actually forbidden?
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Get started freeImmediately, I was told. Immediately, I was told.
Is it forbidden or not?
They say that the sound of the trumpet is not forbidden. Yes, I think it's among the scholars, Pak. So, most of the scholars here are just making up stories. Except for the scholars in Saudi, in general. I see it more like this. The atmosphere of their place is very supportive of that.
It means that music is not a culture there. Even now, the MBS's prince Justin Bieber is already on stage. Really? He has started to see the world, to see the Arabs, not only religion. If here, the ulamas are just making it up.
It means that, in Islam, why is it forbidden to play music? Because it can distract us from our worship. Most of the opinions are like that. But if there is something that prohibits it, the majority of the opinions are from the scholars of Saudi Arabia. Is there anyone who distracts from their worship because of music?
Maybe there is.
There is. For example, this. Wait a minute. Your Ucal Ormen, Ucal Ormen. Maybe there is. music it'll add a colleague I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd I just got here I went home and I haven't washed my face yet Let's go
He just washed his face
He just walked in here Welcome to the jungle
No, no, how was it? You watched Al Nasser for the first time, right?
Yes
How was it? It was with Rico
Yes And Martunis
Martunis brought who did Martunis bring?
Martunis brought Riko. No, who did he bring? He brought his manager. He has a manager? Yes, he has a manager.
Wow.
He has a manager.
Martunis is the person who survived the tsunami. He wore a Portuguese shirt. That's right, in 2004. That's why he was approached by Ronaldo. Yes, that's right. He gave him a shirt, he held it. Yes, that's right. Did he bring the shirt with him?
He brought it with him, but he was naked. Wow, that's amazing, Joe.
Yes.
Just one story.
Many people know him, Pai. Oh, you're the son of Ronaldo. At the airport, at what... I raised him as a kid, Pai. But... But you were his manager? I was his manager. His manager and everything. He was brought to Madrid.
He was brought to Turin, Juventus by Ronaldo. When Ronaldo came here, the riders asked Martinez to bring him to Bali. He met him in Bali.
That's it.
He was a coach. If invited to the 2004 tsunami, we would know he's a kid so he was introduced to you? he was introduced to me, he said his son is Ronaldo
damn
but I think Ronaldo is really handsome, he's a real bule
he's a bule
no, I thought his face was a bit dirty no, Joe, you're the highest salary? I'm still grumpy I'm still using my money after playing judo That's one of the breakthroughs of the current MBS, Muhammad Bin Salman He wants to make Saudi Arabia like Lomba Lomba Dubai
He wants to make the world know why he came to Europe Dubai. He wants to be like, what are you doing in the world? You come to Europe and all that. Now, there are a lot of foreigners come to Raab. Yes, that's why Arab players, Arab League, they all come. All the players.
Wait, who's Al-Nasr? Joe Felix.
Where is Joe Felix?
Joe Felix is from Atlético. Barca, he was in Chelsea. He moved from Milan. Who attacked him? Joe Felix? Ronaldo, Joe Felix, and Sadio Mane. Sadio Mane was playing in Senegal.
Okay.
And Kingsley Common, PSG. Yes, Bayer Munchen. He was there. So, he's a European star. Yes, he's not that rich. Yeah, that's not bad.
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Get started freeSo, if you're retired, you're in the Arab League. You were in the Chinese League.
Now, you're in the Arab League.
At least, if you're retired, you can play with a lock bird. I have a lot of contracts. Where's the lock bird?
That's it. I'm so slow I'm so slow I'm so slow
I'm so slow I'm so slow
I'm so slow
I'm so slow I'm so slow Do you want to eat noodles? The simple one is nasi kebuli
The simple one I was sleeping and it was flooding I tried to make nasi kebuli Jojo was living at my house My house was flooded every Saturday He was sleeping
Suddenly it was flooded The song was added
Flood flood flood
Come on Suddenly Jojo, I was about to come here, but I got choked.
I thought I was dreaming.
It's raining, bro.
It's raining. It's good because when it's raining, it's cold, right?
It's a big meal.
Yes.
What did I ask for, Jo?
Jo, you're a younger brother, make yellow rice, please.
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Get started freeThe situation is flooding.
Make me yellow rice, please.
The situation is flooding.
Normal.
Do you want it, sir?
Sure, sure. Chicken and onion flavor, okay? Chicken and onion flavor, okay. Chicken and onion. I haven't eaten it from the ground, sir. I did it on purpose. Put it in. One or two? Two. I haven't eaten yet, I just got here 2 pieces
I'm hungry You have to drink the one that is really good That's right
I'll tell you this, this is a drink that I'm really addicted to Teh Cap Solo
Teh Tubruk, instant with original sugar. Here.
It's here.
It's done.
In Sono, the tea is hotel tea. It's different from our tea. The tea taste is different. It's black tea. You go to Sono, bring Cap Solo tea. You going to the Arabian market with a tea set, you're going to be a reseller
how is it going to be?
I want to be a reseller
in front of the customer, like this
drink it, drink it
okay
it's done, look
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Get started freewow
see, it's butter
it's good, let's eat
it's the most beautiful, Indomie with sauce and pepper.
Wow.
Donald Trump can't taste it. It's good. How long have we been in Taman Suropati? We've been in Taman Suropati since we were kids. We were very busy. Because it's ready to eat.
It's not like before. It's complicated. we have Teh Capsol, we can eat it right away It's not like before, making Teh Tubruk is complicated Now it's easy, just stir it 8 times and it's done It's so practical, because we have the sugar This is perfect for breakfast for spicy food, or for tajil It's even better if you eat it with tea The aroma is so good
Traditional tea aroma It's so fragrant So good um um uh foreign foreign Lastly, all moments are more enjoyable if accompanied by solo tea cups. Including the Ramadan moment now.
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so good
let me put it in the corner
there's a client, it's not good you haven't eat yet? I eat Sawarma there The shape is like that It's rough That's why when I come here It's so delicious
How about the restaurants and coffee shops
that are boycotted there? It's normal there It's normal There are also shops? the because maybe they don't get it directly that the products are official, we support this movement maybe just a media broadcast because on average, I learned in Islam that
if you get news, don't lie and don't believe it first okay that's the knowledge of the prophet if you get the story of Israel from a Jew don't lie for example, someone is telling a story then we know, it's a lie
don't don't don't do that, but don't believe it too just take it in the middle.
We're looking for other sources of news. Before we conclude whether I believe it or not. That's why when you were tested, I came to your house, right? Yes. What did I do to you for the first time?
Asked, right? Asked, how is that story, sir? That's how it is. That's how it is for an Islamist, Pai. I remember when I was in the army, during the war, I was so nervous at home. Jojo came to me with his son. I asked him,
at first, we were just playing around. But then I asked him, how was it going to be? And I think, Jo, that's a true example of a friend. When we see our friend in trouble, we ask him. Not just asking about his condition.
Not just asking about his problem. We ask him about Tabah Yun. You're laughing. You're laughing. Okay, okay. If our friend is wrong, we give him advice. We give him support.
It's okay. humans are blind. But if the news is not true, then it's okay. We know if the news is not true. So, when someone asked, I told Goper that I came to him and asked, and the news is not true.
I told him that. I remember Jojo came in the afternoon, with your son.
My son gave me ice cream. Yes, he gave you ice cream. I remember Jojo came to my house in the afternoon with his son
He gave ice cream to my son and you? Yes, he gave ice cream
But before I came to your house, it was good When I came to your house, I haven't seen him for a long time I played with Dimo Then, he came in and said, Assalamualaikum Bro, bite him! I said, what the hell?
I came to him at 9 am I took a lot of land I said, bro, bite him, bite him I said, bro, bro, bro, bro I was like this, like this, in the sofa
Bro, that's my dog That's my dog But I've known Jojo for a long time
Since the time he was still Joshua.
Sweet!
No.
So, Ali Yusuf.
Ali Yusuf. Yes. A lot of changes happened. Right. Jojo also ran away from home. He came to my house.
Because his father was beaten. Ser Nangka Padang. Ser Nangkapadang. Ser Nangkapadang. His father is a coach of the legend, Elie Spicka. Can you imagine, a coach of a legend? I saw comments, some of them are spilling my father's name.
This is Bang Jojo, so Bang Orga Karo Karo, his father is like that, he's brave.
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Get started freeHe's from Ser Nangkapadang. Jojo means that the family is not mixed up, the father is like that, he just dares Hahaha I was hit by a padang Hahaha
First, I said I didn't eat your rice, I said
Hahaha
I ran away to your house for two weeks
Yes, he was at my house, finally Jojo
Where are we eating meatballs Eat meatballs, eat meatballs together That's the beginning of the theory of men eating meatballs together Our friend named Wanjo doesn't like to see a man eating meat together in the evening especially when it's a cold that's what happened to us
he said it wasn't a man the man said he was eating Batagor eating meat isn't a man but after I thought about it for a while, it's true it's weird but that's true. That's weird. But that's it, Joe.
I mean, the journey from Joshua Sweet to Ali Yusuf wasn't just a week or two. It was a year. In prison. How long did you go to prison, Joe? 2011.
And you got out? 2014, finally. So you went through all the punishment. How long did you serve? 2011 2011 And you got out? 2014 So you were in prison for all of those years? Yes I was supposed to be in prison for 5 years Yes But I got a good treatment
And I got a free trial and remission But I had to report every month Because there was a guarantor Someone from his family I had to report every month They asked me what I was doing every month
I was making nuclear How did you get interested in Islam? From the clinic? No, from the police station
Police station?
Yes, police station The room is this big The room is this big
Prison?
Yes
How many people?
30 people
We sleep like this, side by side If my butt is here The one next to me has to point to my butt So my butt is next to his So you can't do head to head? Yeah, if it's like this, it's hard
He'll be like, moving
It's hard
So yeah, 30 people there At first, I felt like Living in a prison for a whole day If you ask first, I felt like I was in jail for a whole day. People say it's like a year. It's true. It's a long time. No one was working.
I was just waiting for the right time to talk and sleep. Until I saw people praying. I saw people praying. I got interested.
That's Lady Di what Lady Di saw.
Lady Di what?
Lady Diana.
Oh yeah.
I saw it. That's the first time I believe that... ...human happiness doesn't depend on popularity and money. That's the first time.
From Lady Diana.
Yeah. So, when I was in jail, I was in the clinic Lady Di made a kind of movie of her wishes
Documentary?
Yes, she and her husband, what's his name? Charles Charles, yes, Charles She said Charles cheated on her a few times Twice or a few times Then she felt frustrated and wanted to kill himself
In my mind, this woman The most popular woman in the world at that time Beautiful Royal wedding The wedding was huge
Right?
There was no ice doger there No The vegetable shop too If there was, vegetable shop, there's a mushroom shop. Batagor's shopper invited her to marry him Batagor's shopper didn't refuse because he's so handsome who else? even though, after that
her husband's name is Dodi
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Get started freenot Dodi Alfayed not Dodi Alfayed
we had a debate with our friend, Wanjoy
it's not suitable
to get married to a person named Dodi
what? an Arab prince named Dodi?
is it an Arab prince? Wanjoy didn't accept it Doh Dee You mean Prince Arab? Prince Arab?
I can't accept that
Doh Dee If it's Prince, his name is pretty Doh Dee But at that time The news was really good From that, you can see
Popular, rich It doesn't guarantee happiness Because I saw the evidence. I see a lot of evidence, like Katy Perry. She used to have a boyfriend named Russell Brande. Right? He broke up with her, and she killed herself.
I see that kind of artist. Why did she kill herself? She's depressed, has a lot of money, and is beautiful. Right? That's when I realized that happiness has nothing to do with that. If happiness has something to do with wealth,
I feel sorry for those who live a poor life.
Yes.
And their faces are zero comma. I feel sorry for them. They deserve happiness too. Yes. So, there's nothing to do with it. Why? That's why I'm looking for happiness in prison.
Where is it? Where is it? There's a moment that really hit me. From there, in prison, I looked for the happiness of the people. What moment was the most memorable? This is him, Islam, I chose him. When he approached you, that's the happiness of the people. No, the moment in prison was the most memorable. I think, finally, I went to Islam. I chose him. I'm sure.
Because I saw that I didn't know what to do with my life anymore, Pai. And I feel like this is what I've never tried before. So, I feel like this is the only thing I've never tried in this world. I think this is it. When I tried it, I felt peaceful, calm. Oh, this is like there's a spot.
Like people whose lives are already messed up, destroyed, drugged, and all kinds of things. Suddenly there is a spot in your heart, I think there is something missing, what is it? You always ask that. All day long, you ask, what is this? Actually, if we talk about religion, you also have a religion before, right?
Yes, but I think I feel less like that, sir. Less confident? Less confident. Because you don't do it Have you ever been to church? I was a kid I went to church with Agnez Monica
At the Ambassador's mall, Sola Gracia Oh, I don't remember
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I mean, the yellow thing
The Ambassador's mall
Yeah, the Ambassador's mall The DVD store And the sweet corn. Just okay.
That's it.
I think I saw it as a peace of mind. I remember the first time I went to the mosque. I sat down. There was a priest. Maybe because I saw it for the first time in the mosque in Rutan. It was new, right?
Yes, sir. What was the case? Nargoba, sir, yes, it is. What's the case? I said, it's a drug case.
I see.
I wanted to be friends with good people at the mosque. I asked, what's the case? He said, it's a Ramadan case. He said, it's a case of burning his wife.
My wife was cheated.
I was so angry. My wife was cheated. She was cheated. She was burned in 2011. I googled it. I don't know if it was 2011 or 2008. I remember my dad was wearing a shirt. But he looked so calm. It seemed like he was already in a deep state of life.
From the way he looked at life. His wife was burned. I think I'm ready to face what happened to me. I'm ready to face what happened to me I'm ready to face how long I'll be in jail If you're 20 years old, you'll be buried alive in the end of the desert
Damn, my wife's funeral
That's good
You're going to jail?
I said, okay, I'll let you go first His wife was burned, how can he be his friend?
But it's a good thing to be in jail, right?
It's a bit weird, right?
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Get started freeIt's a bit weird. Do you do a lot of drugs? A lot of drugs.
The weirdest case or the weirdest?
The weirdest?
Yes, you, my friend.
The weirdest case is... ...the one where I hit a umbrella on the street. That was my first time at the prayer meeting. Huh? Yes, sir I was hit by a car when I was fighting
So, at the beginning, I told him Don't be a leader Because there were some men who had a good religion But, he was a hacker on Wall Street aka a thief in a good city He was a mosque thief A thief in a good city foreign He said, you're a drug lord, right? So, we were looking for the lightest one.
And we found him. The one who was on the road. So, he's the Imam. The lightest one. His face was like this. After he hit the people.
But he can read? He can. But he's more like the lightest one. The one who has a runmore. He's the lightest one. I can, but I prefer the lighter cases I think, because there's Ranmor, Apeh I think the lightest is India That's why, one of them is low and the other is high
Simultaneously
That's right
That's how it is, the cases are all different But the most common isotics, drugs, etc. I once met a kid from Manggarai. He was 18 years old when he became a drug addict. How much did you get in a week? I got 30 million rupiahs a week.
At the age of 18? Yes. He became a drug addict. But he didn't use that stuff. He used something else. Narcos system. He sold it and all that. I thought about it and said,
''It's crazy. How can you not want to sell for 30,000 a week?'' Not long after, he suddenly started to look forward. ''Why?'' My father and my brother got into a reunion in the third grade. He's in a reunion. He said, bro, look at my brother.
I mean, my father and my brother. Same. We're in the same business.
You and Wanchoi are in the same business, right?
No, I'm in the first grade.
Oh.
I'm in the first grade.
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Get started freeWanchoi is in the second grade. I'm different, I'm the first Oh, you're the head seller? No, I'm with Pesek
Oh, you're the head seller?
With Pesek
There's a order from Wanchoi too With CSNT, with the NTF's pick-up That's already done The Thongs With his BR Wanchoi was following you Yeah, using Wancoy's bike
I was taking it Finally, Wancoy's bike Two months in Kejaksaan Which one? Suzuki Wave Oh, the black one Two months in Kejaksaan, waiting for me to be offered from Rutan
After that, in front of Kejaksaan, the tires were sold to the tire shop. He said, it's already 1.5. The motorcycle was sold to the front tire shop. No letter? I don't know, just a STNK or something. Anyway, it was sold.
He was a chaos in his life.
He was a chaos. Wancho, when he was still selling
He had a rack, maybe 5 or 6 He was broke, he didn't have money He was smart when he was looking for a job For example, he had a cellphone He had a cellphone He was the marketing guy, like Artuk Reddy
He was the marketing guy, like Artuk Reddy he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he has a cellphone, he calls me everyday the problem with Wanchoy is he uses and sells UD if it's a career in selling, I'm the first one but when Wanchoy is selling, I'm the last one I saw his house, it's crazy, it's like a real Escobar the engine is racking, the front door was covered with CCTVs.
I was like, wow, this is chaotic. Yeah. Tablets everywhere. People were fighting. Oh, iPad, tablet. People were fighting.
With him. He had a lot of money.
Royal?
Royal. He was wearing a watch on his right and left.
Yeah, he was wearing a watch on his right and left.
He wears a watch because he has a lot of watches.
His style. But he always... If he has a lot of money, he's a good person.
That's right.
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Get started freeIf he doesn't have money, he's annoying. If he has a lot of money, he's a good person. But after that, you have to... People have to be dragged first. You are dragged into prison. Wangco was dragged into prison, and then the total was zero.
Zero.
Zero number.
It's big.
In the end, you have to be dragged first, then you are told you are wrong.
Yes.
It turns out that our country has its own way. True. You are like this, you go to jail for 4 years I was also given a trial But you were the most resistant, you didn't use drugs I didn't like it
You didn't like gambling I used to like gambling But I know I'm not lucky You're a fool
I'm a fool, I'm gambling
Even though you're ashamed, you rarely use it to gamble I know I'm not lucky You're stupid I'm stupid, I'm being played
Even though your house is rarely used for gambling Really, totally my house is for gambling We call it a trash can
Until the morning
Yes, that's right Trash can until the morning My grandma's laughing, I want to report it to the police
The police is new
My mom is older Older than the camera
Yes, the police is very old The Older than Kamra, right? Yes, she's older than me. She's a Komseko. The head of the neighborhood.
It was the early Paharto era, right? Komseko. I still remember my mom. I called her Komseko. She's still there. I was so stupid.
I was so stupid to do things that smell like shit. Even in Forex. I don't know if this is true, but there are a lot of pro and contra. Forrest Gump, right? Maybe you can say it's not true when you have the skill to read the news, read the situation. I don't. I'm a Maruk.
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Get started freeWith Dongo. Maruk and Dongo, double. It's done. That's why I don't fit in. I don't like drugs. Yes, it's right. I'm confused too. I don't like drugs. Almost all kids are addicted. I remember one time,
I was given something to my mouth by my friend, Wan Coy, at the stadium. Wow, suddenly, it was like this. I was like, Coy, do you want it?
He was like, no, no, no.
From my mouth, from my mouth, I was addicted.
You pretended to be addicted. I was like, from my mouth, I swallowed it You were pretending to swallow it You gave it to him He was so mad I was with him I was with him We were running out of money We were out of phone, and all that Suddenly, I said, where is this kid?
He didn't come Where is he? He was kissing his grandma I was like, what? He said Why did he kiss his grandma? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah For the sake of doing everything For the sake of doing everything For the sake of that, Pak I know that, Coy
Who are you with, Coy? My eyes were blinking I thought it was a young boy with a pretty face When I got hit by the sun, I was so dizzy
I ran away
But using YC, it was a picture Why?
I fell down, zero money
You too? Me too. I was robbed.
But thank God, when you were in trouble, you gave a lot of way, right? Yes. Including, I feel grateful too. GoFar, Skood, all of them helped me to create a platform for Dawah in Green Boys Ramadhan. Until now, thank God.
Masya Allah, the effect is amazing. Back then, I used to give gifts to the Ustaz. In the prison, I used to give them a lecture. I was like, this is how it is. Oh, I still have two more schedules. If you want to give me a job,
I won't get a schedule for two years. In my heart, I was like, I was like, I can't do this. You just can't. I was so depressed. I felt like I was in 5 different places in a day.
I was like, oh my God.
Yesterday, in 2025, someone booked me for 2027.
That's why I was confused.
That's why I told him about the knowledge. If we want to get knowledge, we should just tell people. I told him, I said, Bokis, what's the point of the schedule for two more years? It's full. I said, it's not good.
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I'm not experienced. It's true, Pak. I remember after Green Boys Ramadhan, I saw your progress. You were invited to TV, you, invited to all kinds of things. Even invited to a big company, Goto. Yeah. We're always in a group, Jo.
Green Boys, Jo.
It's crazy, crazy, crazy.
And it turns out, the platform called Green Boys Ramadhan... We thought it was just for fun. I can be called a badr, right? For our own pleasure. I am a person who is a brother. For example, you tell me a verse, I will look for the explanation. Can I make sense of it?
Because I am curious, Joe. It was just like that. While my friend's ustadz, we make Ramadan. 30 days, every day. The effect, Joe, until now, the clipper is still fragrant. It's still fragrant.
That's crazy. I didn't expect it. Right, Masya Allah. And usually, they watch your fans first, Pai. It's been a long time.
Yes.
Honestly, I brought a gift. I just came of the Arab, someone sent you a gift I also bought you a perfume, the famous minyak wangi and another gift, because I know you're a prayer person minyak wangi, expensive, from Raab and another gift, a fan said, bro, a bottle of alcohol for you
what's his name? His name is Jahir 18 years old He lives in Madinah He brought a perfume from me I brought him a bottle of wine
He asked me the price I said, how much? I can give him that much money now
He's so jealous
He's so jealous I'm running out of perfume Joe, I don't need the perfume, I just need this You're in the Power Rangers Thank you Joe You're welcome I hope you keep doing good
I'm so embarrassed, I can only give you that You gave me a ride We're just friends, Jus. I started out as a friend, right? But after Green Boys Ramadan, a week or two weeks ago,
two people converted to Islam again, Pai.
Well, here he is. Many people thought, ah, you're lying. Here, I present this person. From Green Boys Ramadan Ramadhan. How many people were there at first?
At first, there were 4 people. There were 2 more people chasing me. They wanted me to be their witness. Because I just came back from the country. I said, I will be back in 3 days. Yesterday, there were only 2 people.
One of them was Rico's friend. The other one was a MA student, Makam Agung. He was in a private conversation with me. He said, If you need, I'll pay you. He said that.
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Get started freeHe learned Islam first. After he met me a few times. Four or five times. He asked me, Why is your reason like this? Why do I have to choose believing? He asked me, why is your reason like this? Why do I have to choose Islam?
He asked, I like this, it's good that you are critical like this. It has to be like that. I said, okay, finally he entered Islam. That started from the broadcast of Green Boys Ramadan. Yes, they are your fans. At first, 90% of the people who approached me,
I have been following Govardhman for a long time 90% of them are your old fans all of them maybe because he saw the content of the Sharia people in the past he saw that Gopal Hilman now looks like he wants to make a Ramadan Ginboys so they think
oh, it turns out that religion is invited to hang out invited to talk when hanging out it's also good so they see the other side of learning Islam that is fun. Not like being lectured. That's why my invitation was like that.
It's good because you don't like to lecture people. I'm just a friend. I never felt like I was a master. But the name of the Indonesian people, when they reach the religion, they call me Ustaz. If you want to be a little bit like Arab, they call me Habib.
It's like that, they call me Haji. You call me Ustaz, you call me Cabe Tumpeng, you can call me whatever you want. But they see that something that is shown in Green Bush Ramadan is interesting, and it's good, he had knowledge, he was joking too so I wasn't too embarrassed
6 people?
6 people, oh my god crazy, until our friend Wanchoy said this when he first knew there were 4 people who were going to be muslim Juh, I'm part of the reward, right? the last one is the most arrogant. The last one who entered Islam, his name is...
He's a very naughty boy, his name is Marcus. Tato Sali. He's big and fat.
Really?
Yes, he's fat. Then he asked, should I remove it? I said, no, no need to remove it. No need to remove it. If you already have a tattoo in Islam, just keep it. Oh, you just said it like a hangout friend? Yes, I said it like that.
Alhamdulillah, they were interested and told me, Saad, Alhamdulillah, this is my first Friday prayer. I told them, I'm happy.
Crazy.
Alhamdulillah. That's crazy. That's the news that I think is not something I expect. I mean, I don't expect any goals. It's just a medium of happiness. There are news like the audience of B-Boys Ramadhan,
four people are going to perform. I think that's like,
I'm happy.
Yes, Masya Allah. Even though our friend is smoking. Next time, if someone wants to smoke, just pass me first
so I can be happy
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just pass me
he's a fraud
he's a fraud
just pass me Joe the target is Bologna just pass me
Bologna is a Yeah, he's a Bologna guy. He's a Bologna guy. He's a Bologna guy. He's a Bologna guy.
He's a Bologna guy.
He's a Bologna guy. He's a Bologna guy. He's a B. I'm the one who's the most suspicious. That's crazy. That's an unexpected effect.
That's right. Thank God. I'm so lucky. I'm always invited to give a lecture. I went to Makassar. I could give 5 lectures in a day. I gave a lecture to the ladies.
There was one lady who was a jungle. She invited me to her rich family's house. There was a hotel in Makassar. One complex. There was the most luxurious hotel in Makassar. What was it called? I forgot.
5-star hotel. Tulip!
Tulip Hotel!
No, I mean...
Jodi Hotel?
Jalan Jaksa!
Jalan Jaksa!
Abu Ismat Tebed? In front of Malmö.
Rio's residential area?
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Get started freeCountry house.
Country house. The house is so rich, bro. Hammer, Harley Davidson. There are two hammers, bro. It's so rich. The house is invited by the housewives. The housewives come. The housewives have a complex.
It's so rich. There's only one problem. The hammer in front of the house is okay. Harley is okay. Speedboot in front of the house is okay. Harley is okay. Speedboot in front of the house. I said,
I said, I said, I said, just hammer in front of the house, people will think you're rich. You're also a speedbooter. I said, maybe for him, I said, maybe for him, he's used to it.
He said, speedboot, put it in front of my house I'm confused, what do I bring it with? Put it in front of my house But Jop, Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah, Masya Allah Alhamdulillah, yes
Masya Allah, really Thank you very much, me and Green Boys, Gopar, Scoot, Ghea. You've helped me a lot, Masya Allah. That's your fortune. That's your fortune. I'm sure that each of us has their own way to be fortunate and to face problems. Each of us has...
There's a root. You just have to pass it. I think that in 2026, I saw a tremendous progress in 2026. Suddenly, a new motorbike, a new car, respect. Diesel is speeding. I used to...
Your family used to complain about you. If you don't have a credit card, a motorcycle, you will never have it. I was patient. I never imagined that I would buy a car, a car with a lot of cash.
I never imagined that. I used to think, it's okay, I have a house to rent, I have a motorcycle. If my fate is like this, I will just let it go. I can imagine how much money I will have when I'm old. I will be around 30 million. Where did I get the money from?
I think I have never held 30 million in my life. But after Green Boys Ramadhan, I was contacted by someone. Assalamualaikum, Mas. Do you want to have an umrah? I want to offer an umrah.
I thought it was a joke. But I said, yes, I do. If you want to offer, I'll see the profile picture. I said, the profile picture can't be published in Babel. Honestly, it's a Greek profile picture, right? Oh, the profile picture can't be in Babylon, I said. Honestly, it's Greek. The profile picture is like Greek, Turkish.
I said, yes, I said, oh, it can't be in Babylon. Okay, I can invite the meeting chairman. Immediately bring the contract.
Oh, really?
Yes. Oh, the first time, Umroh, after Green Boys Ramadhan. After Green Boys Ramadhan. Ramadan, I will go to Arab once a year.
Wow!
You've been to Arab 4 times? 4 times, bro.
In one year? In one year. You've never been to Arab before?
Never, bro. I can't imagine where I got the money from. Sometimes I think about the contract. I'm so annoyed to pay the contract contract, electricity, salary, and all that. I think about how to do it. Oh yeah, right. Just be patient.
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That's why when I told you about my car I asked you, what is this car? I was so happy, thank God I said, I just want to modify it
Yeah, yeah
Of course, of course I'm happy My mom is a member of the group WN Agita Sela Pina. She's a regular at the market. She said, I feel sorry for your kids. They're so small. You don't have a car.
I saved up money from there. I bought a car. Jo, coincidentally there's a friend of ours who wants to practice too let's call him he wants to ask too
before he's sure, he wants to come in
he wants to ask first
oh, I see
yeah
Assalamualaikum
Waalaikumsalam
how are you?
Ustaz Joji
Jojo Joji Jojo?
Jojo means like Theater Rising?
Yes
What's your job?
Are you sure? No, I've been doing this since I was a kid I'm a Sunati How?
I wear a scarf, like Bukaroid
He's like Bukaro Ikram Yeah, I got laser treatment My doctor did the laser treatment Oh, you got laser treatment? Yeah, but I only got it twice I said, Doc, I think it's a bit too much
I mean, I saw it
I mean, I saw the skin was cut like that Is the skin the same as... It smells, if you're old, it smells It's clean, right? One room can smell like burnt skin
Oh, like a burnt skin? skin Oh like a burnt skin? Yes, like a burnt skin I was like, I should resign from this job I was looking for another job And finally, someone was the one who chose me I was like, I want to pray before I get fired
I was like, I want to pray When will you do another circumcision?
I've been doing it for so long That's right.
But is it a must to do sunnah? In Islam, there's a difference between the opinion of the scholars who say it's a must to do sunnah, but the muhtammara, the general opinion, says it's a must. But do men look fat? No, they can't. Because the limit of the men's penis is here,
up to the stomach. Actually, we can't use a short penis. It makes the penis heavier. What about men?
If there's a short penis, but 4 XL?
The problem is, the penis has to be closed.
Okay, long penis, but the material is plastic.
How? Don't do that. but the material is plastic what do you think? how? it's dangerous that's why, it's men's aura including when you pray you can use it for example, you wear a shirt or a sari
that cover your butt it's okay you're healthy but is it worth it? yes, it's worth it if you say it appropriate? yes, it is appropriate if you say it is right, it is right, but it is not appropriate
but it is like a religion
yes, like a religion
that is the limit prayer is like a religion
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Get started freeif you are a priest, you have to use the plan of the devil you pull the straw here pull it here He's using a plan, you know? He's being pulled to this hole Pulled by him He's using a crop top
What?
Like a frog
Like a frog So, if you want to see a tall guy
You can't?
What about a girl? You can't? You can't even see a guy, you're talking about a girl? I'm also a man, I'm a woman I'm a cat, I'm a cat
But the fun fact of people in jail The entertainment is In a chiggy way Indonesian class, or watching a real married cat
I once
I once wanted to go to Masjid I thought I was fighting with something I was in jail, I was in were fighting or something They were talking in the prison I asked what was going on They said it was a cat We watched it
I said, thank God, there was no entertainment I thought they were talking about the cat The cat There was an event that was the most crowded in the prison when it was Friday
if I'm not, the nuns came to the 6th floor They prepared a stage around here, it's down here, they climbed up The mosque men who hold the Quran like that, if there is a bomb like that, it will explode The front, the front We don't know, we don't know He's the most handsome We know that He's the most handsome He's the most handsome
I noticed that you always look handsome in front of the mosque I told you, you're handsome You don't want to lose I have to, I'm not old yet You know you're practicing for 6th? Maybe he's playing with his memory
He's recording
He's playing on his memory Yeah, he's recording He's playing on his memory
He's recording
He's been empty 2 terabytes He's been empty, he can't fill it up
He's using 4K That's why he's been playing for a long time
You forgot?
Who's the guy?
He's been there I'm not saying anything I forgot who's the one who said that? I was there, and I was like
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
you're the one who's praying first there's a guy from Jojo asking me
so, Tad
I heard that story you you're a wanker you were in a black life and now you're divorced that's destiny so, for me Because of what? In a black life And now, divorce is called destiny
Right? So, like me, I don't think I'm like this It's destiny from God Like this, lazy Unemployed, for example
This is destiny
For example, he's sleeping, he told his wife, you sleep all the time, you're looking for a job
You're destined
What are you are destined?
You're sleeping again.
But destiny can be changed by prayer. The only thing that can change destiny is prayer. The only thing. Prayer is a form of action. Yes, that's right. So, action is a form of God's will.
When we act, sometimes people can get it Can't, right? Well With the accompaniment of prayer That's why it's the most beautiful combo But if he believes that this is fate We live and eat once a day
That's fate That's a good thing That we have to accept If he feels that That it's a life that's enough for him And he doesn't hurt anyone, doesn't ask for anything from anyone, then he can say that
But if he says that, then he's child free, a lot of aliens
Yes, he will be asked for an answer later Why are you like that? This is not about hurting anyone What do you mean, motorcycle dealer, police officer? Why are you like this? I'm a lawyer, sir. I've been appointed the best dealer in Jabodabek
I want to get that privilege I'm a lawyer, I'm not like this I've been to... there's a man in Setia Budi I was teaching there There's a foreigner citizen He's a Myanmar person
There's a lot of foreigners in Setia Budi, right? There are a lot of people like Uzbek and so on. How many? There are a lot.
How many?
There are dozens. Dozens. He told me once, so he used to pray when he was young, Oh God, I want to ask for a livelihood without working. He prayed like that, man. I want to have money, I want to be rich, but I don't have a job.
Finally, his prayer was answered. The country was at war, he was registered to UNHCR. You know, in Kebun Siri, the functionaries. He got a compensation of $600 every month. That means around 10 million. Yes, around that.
He had to receive it every month. So, it's about 10 million, right? Yes, something like that. He has to receive it every month. So, he doesn't work.
He doesn't receive it?
Huh?
He's being chased.
This is money.
No, no.
Yes, it's a sign. This is your contract. You come to this country, this is your contract. So what? You won't make any weird in other people's country That's what I mean
Oh
Because they can't work here UNHCR people can't work here Pray like that, don't you pray like that? Yes, pray like that, then they will be accepted That's how it is
I don't pray like that
I'm just being scolded
LOL I'm just being scolded
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Get started freeLOL Oh, this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I will return to prison. Because it's Allah's will. I only ask once. But when I go to prison once, I ask Allah, I'm in jail for the last time. I'm tired. I don't want to live like this anymore.
But I still have to carry out my destiny to return to prison. In the sense that I preach in prison. That's it. The story of the essence of me going to prison and returning to prison, hmmm... like that the story of the reason why I was in the prison I have to go through it
but the bad things were replaced by the good things from Allah the good things from Allah are like that the bad things are like for example, you got into an accident tomorrow, you got into an accident you pray
ya Allah, please save me and all that and the accident will be replaced by something else like that
wait, wait, wait you're like a banana banana banana
you're like a banana
you're like a banana
banana
banana
banana
banana I can't imagine I can't imagine
So, we can change our destiny We can change it with prayer What about prayer? You said that prayer is one way to change our destiny Will our prayer be accepted? Of course, every person who prays to Allah
Allah will say, O' Abdi, I am ready to fulfill your call, my dear. That's why there are people who say, I am shy, I still like to drink, I often go to discotheques to pray to Allah. Don't do that, you will be deceived by Satan. That's a deception from Satan, he will definitely make us angry.
You are the one who is always sinning, you want to pray to Allah everyday, but you won't be accepted Even though we want to pray to Allah Even though we are in a state of sin Allah will accept our prayers, it's impossible not to He will accept it? Of course he will Only when?
Yes, only when and the problem It's like a kid asking for a toy He's happy to play with the toy He took it back to his parents and cried Why is my toy like this? Because his parents know if I give you a razor now it's dangerous my wife will be angry
I give you a razor now it's like a new board
the razor is old
because Allah knows when the good one is and the bad one like some people I often see people in jail They pray for their parents
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I give them money, like that So it means that when you give them money, it will be used for bad things Because he's forced by God, he'll give it to him And it will be bad things Yes, it's not wrong to do this but he's not ready to accept it Not ready
Yes, that's why in the entertainment industry, there are people who just started to be an artist Many people accept jobs, money, etc. They must be surprised, right? Right? Many things like that happen. So, they are surprised. Oh, money, holding money, etc.
Star syndrome. Star syndrome, like that. Then, they become arrogant. It can happen. Because they don't know how to use it. Actually, everything,
the test is not a difficult test Like when I was in jail, I was tested Maybe you've been tested We are famous people, we are known by many people We get a job, it's also a test Diabetes? Diabetes is a test, right?
Yes, it's painful, right? Test But if you are sick, you will be buried So as long as I have diabetic, I'll be punished
That's why most people...
I'll be diabetic if I'm sick
I don't need to take medicine
I'll just drink sugar That's why most people who want to die, they'll be punished first That's actually Allah's way to meet them I'll cleanse you first So if I'm diabetic, I'll clean it first, that's the language.
So if we diabetes,
The sin is removed first, then come back. If diabetes is like this, then my sin is removed, bro. Yes, if the person is constantly sick, he is patient and sincere. Great, bro. For example, your sin is related to sugar, maybe. But that's one form of cleansing, bro.
Right. Don't you be lazy too get sick You're always taking medicine I'm sick He's looking for a patient Oh, that's Dolly and herself
That's different In Islam, the main thing is to give using your right hand Do you remember? To give alms You're using his right hand He's about to make a wish You're using your right hand to whisper, right?
Yes, I do
I saw you using your feet
I'm good at it I'm a good friend of his
He's good at it
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Get started freeHe's an acrobat If it's a destiny, he's not Linden How doidal Linden How do you do linden? Because he's left handed It's like, we men in Islam
It's haram to wear sutra Wearing sutra cloth Men can't wear sutra But there's a person who came to Prophet Muhammad Ya Rasulullah If I wear other than a suit
My body is itchy Other than that, like a kid in a kindergarten, if I don't wear a jordan, my body is itchy
He became arrogant
But he's not arrogant But that's the reality
The medical condition
Yes, the medical condition Finally, Rasulullah said, it's okay if you really have that reality So, the law of law is not impartial. Ah, it's the mother's fault. No, it's seen from the person's condition. It follows the situation too.
It's the same as someone saying, vaccines with pork union, from pork, all kinds of things. I've discussed it with the MUI. I was invited to a meeting with the MUI. I was told by the MUI's chairman in Lampung area this is how the law of Islam tells us about that one of the prohibitions in Islam if it can cause
a reduction and there is no other solution it's okay to do it so like us in pork in Islam is forbidden but if we are in the woods in the forest, there is only pork
there is pork meat, you know, on the plate it's also dangerous
really? why don't you just bring the chicken? why don't you just bring the chicken?
why don't you just bring the chicken? you can't just bring the whole thing what if there's only that and we cut it that's fine and it's just a pudding
pudding?
but the one that made the pig
Taste it, Jojo I'm not a pig, but I made it
This is actually halal, but I made it
Eat this, Jojo He's being sarcastic He's using people
But he forgot to be sarcastic He forgot to be sarcastic He's wearing a football shirt
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He said it's a pig He said it's a pig A pig
That's it, he doesn't't understand him I see
So if he can save his life Just make sure he's fresh again Don't bring him home Don't wrap him up There's no choice But if he's the last one to die
He should be able to practice right hand But if he's really used to it It's not a bad thing It's not illegal either We have to use our right hand, Tan? But if it's really a habit, it's okay. It's not illegal either. Like, we have to use our right hand to eat. The Prophet Muhammad PBUH always gave the instruction
that everything good should be done with the right hand. Even if we can, we shouldn't use our right hand to hold our camera.
Left hand, right?
Yes, use your left hand. Two. Give him a round of applause. HAHAHAHA Give it up for Jojo, great job! Now we're going to the segment SMJ subscriber question, let's answer
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This is from Edlar underscore Soffer That's a scary face What is the punishment of Friday prayer at the neighbor's house? Answer please, this is a very serious matter
Not sharing? Oh, it's full It's full outside too oh yeah later, it becomes a Zuhur prayer. Oh... It becomes a Zuhur prayer if it's real. But if there's another place... But he wants to be on the stairs. Empty, he wants to be there. The first one is the prayer that doesn't love, the second one is crazy.
In the A.
Or maybe the average child. If the father, he has already returned, right? It's a requirement... The requirement of prayer. Like that If the mosque is in front of our house, can we pray on the terrace? Yes, you can, if you connect
The first thing, the sound is audible
audible
That's why mosques sometimes use LED Yes The LCD is seen Then connect to the front software that is not too far
Oh
Unless you are in the area of H place, like Masjidul Haram. Sometimes, people are on the side of the road, you can pray wherever you want, if you follow the Ulema's opinion. But if you're in a place, and he can pray there, but he doesn't pray there, then his prayer is not valid.
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Get started freeIf he prays on the sidewalk, then it's a sidewalk. It's like in water is in the eye box in front of the eye box this is a mini show
why is it in the mini show? it's like a glass floor
so it's a must to repeat? it's a must to repeat but if it's a kid, it's mandatory to repeat it? Yes, it's mandatory to repeat it. But if it's a kid, it's okay. He doesn't have to pray. He doesn't have to pray either. But if he chooses... How do you pray?
He's on the stairs, but it's a group stair.
Above the camera.
Why are you singing?
What are you doing? you're not allowed to do that
you're so funny why you're on the floor?
you're not allowed to do that
why you're on the baking box?
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Zaki B, what do you think about Jeffrey Nicole, aka Ustad Jojo
about the achievement of Maysa Iwanda
everyone is amazed
he just got a just got here this morning
I just got here If you meet me, let's say we're shooting together John, do you have money? I have 500 million That's a person's privacy Do you have money?
I'll ask you back Pichan said Find Wanchoi's schedule hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe the fasting of the Prophet Idris everyday? the Prophet Daud was always fasting so now, back then, it was bad to drink everyday
but now, no in a year, you only drink 2 times but he's a person first, it's his birthday second, it's not his birthday
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Get started freebut that's everyday it's his birthday. Second, it's not his birthday. Oh, that's the same thing every day.
But if he works, he's always disciplined.
Discipline.
He's always been a good person. So, his achievements are reasonable now. He deserves it. I used to think that God gave people a hard life if they're already in business. When he's in business, he's working.
He used to work in the office. He called me, John, where are you? I'm working. I'm alone, do you want to come? But it's not good if it's over.
If someone else is paying for a said, just give it to us first I'm the one who's holding the office token I'm the one who's talking to my friend He said, just give it to us We're the big brother, it's heavy He said, it's for Shiro
Shiro, I'm asking you We've been making the's been a week since we made the deal He said, just do it, why do you have to get a divorce when you have no money I said, that's true Why do you have to get a divorce when you have no money So, when you're with Wancho, you can be a father I'm so happy
Not only his family, but all of his friends are happy And he's still like that He's still like W, still like the sad Wancho that we know Not like that, not the one who is a bit arrogant, but still like that I've known him for a year, but he's still like that Yeah, he was bad
Now he's much better than before He was really bad But I've known him for a year, now I see better now than before I was worse But I've only known him for a year Now, seeing him now There's a difference He doesn't drink anymore
He's so good He often gives me work He gives me work Alhamdulillah, he's so good
Mubin
And if we don't have money If we have money, he's good He's good hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I don't talk much and then I'll just change it when I have money that's why people are like that but I don't have money for him
yeah he's good at speaking he's good at speaking he can his skill is for example he says something
whether he wants to borrow money or not we can't get mad at him that's his skill. That's why it's funny. Just let it go.
In 2006, the World Cup final, Italy-France. I was in Italy. I said, gather your money, here's our bet. There's this guy, John,
the enemy, okay, and all. I won enemy. He said, I won Italy. With Padang, our friend. He said, where is he? Pay him. The enemy said, he's a wanker. I said, John, come on.
Why did you say that?
If I lose, I'll pay.
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Get started freeIf I lose, I'll pay.
You're a friend. You're Italian. You won. You're happy. friend, you're Italian, you're good at it, you win You're happy, I'm tired, good But we can't get mad Fair play, I said, fair play
You're not paying?
No
We can't get mad, bro
We can't get mad
That's his skill
Great
Skill Lucky, you got the answer
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Ade Al Fikri Ustad, sin is not smoking after wudhu sin is not smoking after wudhu and then only kumur and then pray
no, it's not sin smoking is macro? it's not banning wudhu what banning wudhu is eating beef
if we eat beef that's normal in Jakarta The one who cancels the wudhu is the one who eats the cow's meat
If we eat the cow's meat That's normal in Jakarta
That's the style
Oh no, wudhu
After eating the cow's meat
He's in a sensual mood
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Get started freeHe's eating the cow's meat again
Oh no, I bit the cow's croquette I was about to bite the rocket!
So, eating is not the thing that can cancel the wudhu. The thing that can cancel the wudhu is eating, drinking, and stuff like that. It doesn't cancel the wudhu. Including smoking, it doesn't cancel the wudhu. But it's true, if you're in a good mood, just do kumar-kumar. Then pray, and then pray, it's true. Like that. Doan prayer is correct You can't smoke in a restaurant in the morning and evening
That's not polite That's ethical You can't smoke in Westin In front of the CEO You can't smoke in Udu right? No, you can't
You can't smoke for 5 hours
I'm done I'm done He said it's okay It's not over, I'm strong from tomorrow
It's not over, I missed the prayer
So, it's okay Why did you eat only the brain? Because there was a prophet It happened like that If the ulama took the law The basics are from the prophet's deeds. And the Prophet's companions.
The first sentence is Al-Quran, the Prophet's sunnah. After that, the Prophet's companions, and then the scholars. So, the Prophet ate the camel meat and then he took a wudu. Maybe the Prophet was blowing the wind. If he was blowing the wind, we would cancel the wudu. But after eating the camel meat camel meat again, the companion immediately said
Oh, it means eating camel meat can cancel the camel Others said no But that has never been confirmed to the Prophet? No, never So the companion of the Prophet just looked like that It has become a law
It has become a law like that Why do you ask? But there was also a time when the Prophet prayed, at that time, if I remember correctly, it was Asar prayer, prayer of four rakat, or Zuhr prayer, up to three rakat only. Three rakat, salam.
Then the Prophet's companions, Ya Rasulullah, I'm sorry, he asked politely, after the revelation from heaven that now changes the prayer to three rakat, he said, no, we are three rakat. Oh yes, well, with the Prophet,
we add one more rakat.
Oh, I forgot.
Yes, so it's to let you know. Because we sometimes like to pray, we like to forget too. So it's to let people know Because we sometimes forget to pray So how do we do it? Sometimes Allah makes a situation Prophet Muhammad SAW like that
To let people know So in this situation, it's like this In this situation, it's like this Forgetfulness
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Get started freeOh, you mean your family?
Yes
Alhamdulillah, my younger siblings are already...
Your younger siblings?
Yes, they are already converted to Islam
The ones in the Netherlands?
No, the ones in the US And my husband's wife is also converted to Islam Alhamdulillah. Now, my father is the only one who is not. But Alhamdulillah, he used to think that I have to wear this everyday.
Who will hire me? He said, you should be a normal person. Why do you have to do this? And he had to see the fate that even though I'm wearing this, I'm still in the telecom cell, sir.
Goto.
Also in the tecapsulu.
I mean, it's not related. It's just a matter of fate. But, thank God, he's starting to like it. Because I've never attacked other religions. Because he also ordered, it's okay if's starting to like it. Because I've never attacked other religions. Because he also told me, it's okay if you want to make a prayer,
but don't attack other religions. That's why, one of my limitations is that I've never studied about Christology. In my opinion, first, it's not my field. Second, I don't want to focus on that.
The religious cooperation, right? Yes, it's not my field. Sometimes people talk about it scientifically, it can be controversial. There are many people in that field. But I don't take that field. Because you can be the face of Islam
that is exciting. You can be like, people want to learn Islam,
they want to see Islam.
I think Islam is like this.
Especially my style is like Umar Patek. The style is like this. It's nice to hang out. Especially my style is like Umar Patek.
Umar Patek.
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Get started freeNo, as simple as before, I watched Gopar on TV when I was in jail. Around 2012. If I'm not mistaken, you were on TV Sympathy, right? The program, right? I saw it.
It's like a kind of E, like on TV, Gopar with a tattoo, can be on TV, it's against people's stigma, right? That people's brand should be like this, no, Gopar can be like that, it's the same, so Gopar and I have a similarity like that, Gopar breaks the rule with his own business, I also break the rule like this, it's weird for people like me are being endorsed by... ...a strong medicine. There's a strong medicine.
Hercules? No.
A strong medicine.
Do you accept it? I accept it. But I explain it. It's okay if it's for my wife. Not for other people's wives. That's the education. There's a lot. jobs after the Ramadan break.
There were a lot of weird jobs. There were some that were the weirdest. So, his company wanted to expand abroad, to Thailand. He wanted to be moved there. His boss was non-Muslim. His boss was non-Muslim.
I asked for help from the headquarter. I went there, the boss there was non-Muslim I asked for help, my boss said he believed in Islam and that if a Muslim swore by the Quran, he would be scared I told him to calm down, he had to have a witness I told him I would be the Minister of Religion I swore by a person I swore
and the girl videoed me like this and she said I swear that I will work well in this company I became a minister of religion
there is a story like that
one of the weird jobs that I got it's weird swear to people, does that mean? yes so
the boss normally wants to be like that then I can trust because the Islamic people are afraid of the Qur'an according to the boss's view
like that
Ustaz, what doesvard Hilman mean? Greetings from the Passroom apartment
Alia
Hahaha, Rusun
You're still in Sydney, right? Still, but if he knows I have a car, he can't stay there anymore Yeah, that's a subsidized Rusun So I lived there before Gimbo Ramadan Before I had a decent job. The agreement was, if you have a personal car,
you can't live there. So you have to move out? Yes, I have to move out.
He just found out.
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Get started freeThe head of the enemy heard it.
But yesterday I just signed a contract before I had this car. I just signed a contract for a year. So next year you have to find a place to live in the morning. I have to find a place to live in the morning. It's hard to find a place to live nearby. The small one, the three-story house in Jaga Karsa area,
costs 1 million. In my area, it costs 2.5 million. Imagine, if you work for 6-7 million, you're also a lot of money not electricity, not anything well, it's subsidized, cheap
yeah
what's that, Tad? Gopar Hilman, good name, he's Abdul Gopar, the servant of the God Abdul is servant? Hilman is wise
Gopar?
Gopar is a forgiver God
I'm sorry, I don't know your name
I'm sick
I'm sick, why do you give me a name? I'm sick I'm Rascal
Rascal Hilman, and I'm 3 years older
Rascal Ribal Because in Islam The Prophet said, almost a name will affect the destiny of someone That's why in Islam
if someone becomes a Mu'alaf and has a bad name he will be replaced by a good name, he changed it to a good name, in Islam, it's usually like that Pican also means a creator of hope meaning, he is a creator of hope, Pican, creator of hope, creator of hope, number one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I'm not sure Elma, Firdan Firdan is his last name I'm short in my last name
Firdan Fir, Firman D Dan Firdan is Firman and Dan is his family
and his friends but Indonesian people have a good name
next thank you Juju but Indonesian people are usually good next
thank you Juju
thank you Juju stay healthy thank you for this thank you Bican thank you Bican thank you for everyone who watch this
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Get started freestay healthy stay healthy but not healthy and we also pray I'm healthy now I'm healthy I just want to do a lot of things and we also pray for all of you to be healthy thank you for watching
PBK see you in the next episode see you in the next episode
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