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PWK – KARENA USTADZ MAULANA NGOMONGNYA CEPET, GOFAR BILANG EMINEM SEKARANG ADA RIVALNYA!
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Yeah, what I say in a little bit young and mean you bought the orang masukon in an orange yellow I love you. Did you buy my twin?
Kita got out to go bullet D humming a tommy masyafah I'm a mama mantan so I'm in a car tomorrow. I'm lying. I don't know. I'm a teacher
Who'da got a good idea I'm not good at it, I just meet a lot of guys I hope we get forgiveness, one, two, three forgiveness, try to repeat it forgiveness, one more time
forgiveness
two legs for 50 60 years, no need to eat with legs
oh, no need to eat with Oh, no need to eat vegetables
Vegetables
Swing, swing
You're wrong Oh To the money Pajar in the terbit my daddy
Who's that?
I'm a daisy Yes, I want to talk only to a dollar tellur ball
Property That's a lie egg Property
Salam, Andul
How are you, Ustaz?
I'm good, Alhamdulillah Masya Allah, Tabaraka Allah I'm happy to be here
Thank you for coming to our workshop, Ustaz Because of the busy schedule during this fasting month We wish you a happy fasting, guys After this, maybe you who wants to Tarawih?
I don't know, I don't know, it's not yet Eid, it should be, that's it, Marhaban, Ramadhan, welcome to the holy month of Ramadan, because Allah Almighty has given you a gift, so you must do what you are given, God willing, we will get forgiveness, two, three, forgiveness, try to repeat, forgiveness, one two, two, three. Ampunan, try to repeat.
Ampunan, one more time.
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Do you know, Mas Gopal? In this Ramadan, it's amazing. So, all our prayers are multiplied by 70. Up to 70? 70 times. So, whoever breaks the Quran in Ramadan,
he should break the Quran 70 times. That's why many people compete to break the Quran in Ramadan is equal to breaking the Quran 70 times that's why many people compete to break the Quran in Ramadan because when people break the Quran once they are equal to breaking the Quran 70 times in Ramadan Masya Allah
and do you know
fasting is to be a taqwa but there is an evening prayer do you know what is evening prayer? what? Taraweeh Sunnah prayer Tarawe that? what? Taraweeh Sunnah prayer
Taraweeh
do you know what is Taraweeh Sunnah prayer? wait a minute
Captain America
Captain America has a garden hopefully this garden will be made of fire and hell
but wait a minute
who will put the first night of Ramadan in silence, forgiving his sins The second night of Ramadan in silence, forgiving the sins of his ancestors The third night of Ramadan in silence, forgiving the sins of two years One father, then one father will come Four Ramadans are given the title of Atam Quran Five Ramadans are given the title Ramadhan for the goodness of the world 11 Ramadhan for Ustzul Fatima 12 Ramadhan for Wajih, which is not yet full name
13 Ramadhan for Teringdadar, which is now followed 14 Ramadhan for the witness of the angels 15 Ramadhan for the prayer of angels 16 Ramadhan for the prayer of angels 17 Ramadhan for the prophets 18 Ramadhan for the form of a house in heaven 22 Ramadhan One palace
23 Ramadhan One city 24 Ramadhan Our prayers are answered 25 Ramadhan Avoid the torment of the grave
26 Ramadhan Head like a person 40 years 27 Ramadhan In the form of a journey in the point And Mustaqim
28 Ramadhan In the number of degrees Up to 1000 degrees Give you a reward for your hajj And 30 ramadans are granted to heaven At the door of which he likes And given the title as a servant of Allah
Yeeey
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We have to say this Because how magnificent is that ramadan
At night, it has an extraordinary speciality Yes We have to say this because how magnificent Ramadan is.
Even at night, it has an extraordinary speciality. Extraordinary speciality. If the right time to pray during Ramadan, when is it?
After breaking the fast.
After breaking the fast? Yes, because of what? Yes, because of Allah. Only Allah that we worship and only Allah that we ask for help. So, the prayer that is performed during Ramadan, at the time of Ramadan is when people break their fast.
Oh, after breaking the fast, we pray? Pray.
Okay.
That's because at that time, there are actually 3 times that are mustajab. Suhoor, break the fast, and one more. Midnight when people are in the middle of worship. In the middle of the noon, at the time of the trik-trik. That's the good one but there will be one night
called Lelatul Qadar night maybe in the next episode I will come again to talk about that
peace Yes, there is. We are more halal. That's right. Everything is available, Tad. Yes. Quran, there is. I will keep on praying. Tad, but if we talk about Taraweeh, we have seen it on TikTok. Yes.
Someone prayed quickly.
How was that, Tad? Everyone has their own understanding. So, there are 3 elements of worship that we must see. The first is the fictitious element. If they assume that there are 13 types of rukun. There are 13 types of rukun.
Standing, Takbir, reciting surah Al-Fatiha, Ruku, Ijtidal, and there is a name of Tumadina. Until later, the salam is used by Tumadina. I'm sorry. If they believe that the Ruku is perfect, then go ahead. But there is a good thing, we look at the other side first.
Maybe he is on the side of preaching so that people are interested in worshiping first. So that's why it's crowded, right? So let's look at the good side first. Everything we see is the positive side. Positive side. Because Islam is about beauty inside.
Not looking for enmity. But to embrace it. So, to attract people first. It's okay. It's a waste of time. Because...
What about slow motion?
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Get started freeThat's too much. It's not allowed. That's a bit too much. Oh, I see. Oh, you can't do that? No, because the reading is only three times. More than three times, it's called macro. Five times, it can be haram. Because if we become imams,
it will affect other people. So, in the position, how does worship position us? Okay. If we put the people, 11, 2, 21, it's more like, oh, the greater reward is 21. Actually, it's like this. Rasulullah SAW put 8.
Oh, 8? 8. Then Sayyidina Umar bin Attab, it's enough for 20. Don't be mistaken. Oh, 8? 8 Then, Saidina Umar bin Atab was 20
Hmm
Don't get me wrong Saidina Usman was 40 rakat 40 rakat? Saidina Ali was 60 rakat And you know, Mas Gopal
I was 60 rakat What did you say? So, what time does it start? What time does it start? After the sermon,
what time does it start? Tarwi is like this. I won't cut it. But I'll just go straight to it. Because I still have the next episode. So, Tarwi means calm.
So, we add our worship on Ramadan night. So, the number is not limited. If you can afford 100, please. I have discussed earlier, 1-30. Should I repeat it again?
No, no, no.
So, I'm sorry. So, Tarwi 20 turns out to be awid of 20 turns out to be 60.
60?
60. Is there any in Jakarta? No, I think it's just me. Because, I'm sorry, I did it during the COVID. It used to be 20. Because my teacher was in the training,
it was forbidden for us to pray, it had to be 20. If it's not 20, it's not my student. Oh, you're not considered a student, Ustaz Maulana? Not my teacher. So my teacher was called, my student must be 20. So we have a patent of 20.
I'm sorry, during COVID, I tried 60. At that time, there was no schedule. So, relaxed. So 60, no schedule. So you were wearing a shawl.
But I was wearing a position. I'm sorry. In the mosque, it's usually 8. When I went home, I took 12. In total, 20. After that, I ate dinner.
Before I went to bed, I took 20 more. Oh, you can do that? Can you break it? Until the night. One night. Oh, until dawn.
Okay. So, whatever we can afford. If I, why 60? Because I'm reciting.
So, when I'm doing 20 rakat, I can get 5 sheets. 5 sheets, I mean. It means half a juz. 20 more, I can get 20. It means half a juz, 20 pages. Why? Because I read one page, I read half of it.
Half. So, one page. One page, two pages, one page. And that's the meaning of Ramadan. It's all combined. Because Ramadan is... Sahur Ramadan, you choose the Quran Quran. So we really read the Quran. So actually my goal is also 20 rakat, besides getting the reward of Taraweeh, I also read
the Quran in the night. Can you imagine the atam of the Quran in the prayer? It's the same as the comparison of 10 times of atam outside of prayer. One atam in prayer is the same as 10 atam outside of prayer. So, the Quran is the Quran. Okay. Can you imagine? I perform 10 times of Hatham in Salat. It's the same as 10 times of Hatham outside of Salat. One Hatham in Salat is the same as 10 Hatham outside of Salat?
Yes.
Oh.
So if I can perform Hatham in Salat, if I perform Hatham 10 times outside of Salat, it means it's the same as 70 times, no, 700 times outside of Ramadan. Wow, that's crazy. That's why people are competing. Competing.
They are filled with worship. Because, I'm sorry. We are a people who are short in age and short in people. Don't look at me.
No, I look at the prompter.
Short in age and short in people. Pronter, Tat. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. which is a special night called Laylatul Qadar. Do you know what Laylatul Qadar is?
The night of a thousand months.
A thousand months.
A thousand months, a thousand divided by twelve? A thousand divided by twelve. A thousand divided by twelve. A thousand divided by twelve. 83 years, four months. 83.4.
Okay. 83 years. 4 months. 83.4. Okay. 83 years. 4 months. So, when we pray, we go down to see the Tulkader, then our prayer value is 83 years and 4 months.
When we do the prayer, we go down to see the Tulkader, even for a second, then our prayer value is 83 years and 4 months. So, when we sleep, we go down to years and 4 months. So, when we went to bed, we were paid 83 years.
That's a long time.
The value.
That's a long time. There were a lot of robots. This is the era.
Yes, that's right.
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Get started freeBut we don't know when the night of the El Khodad came. No. No. No one knows.
There are some characteristics.
What are they?
Silence, no sound, quiet. No crying. Really quiet. That's about a minute or two.
Okay.
And in the morning, we will see the sun is cold. It's late. In the morning, it's 8.00 is cold. It's long. It's 8 in the morning. Until 10, it's still not hot, not cold. But it's like that. It means it's not raining last night.
Okay. It's not raining, then?
Yes.
Oh, but it's cold.
Cold, quiet. So, it's really a cold night. There's no sound of a train. Stop it. What time is it? Is there a date? Most likely, it's between 2 and 4.
Okay.
Most likely.
What day is it?
Usually, it's on Ghanjil night. 21, 23, 25. So, it's above 20. No. When the Prophet's message was revealed, it was the 17th of Ramadan, right?
Yes.
But, to sum up, waiting for it, means from the first night. Yes. But, the habit, usually comes down on the last 10th night.
Oh, the last 10th.
Because Rajab, Saqban, Ramadan. Two, two, three. Rajab, Saqban, Ramadan. Rajab is the best in the beginning. The first wife of Rajab. Saqban, in the middle.
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Get started freeRamadan, on the last night. The last 27th.
27th?
Yes, on the night of the 27th. 9 times 3?
27.
27.
Because Laylatul Qadr, So, I'm sorry, the night of the full moon is said three times and in nine letters. Nine times three is twenty-seven. So many say, go down to the night of the full moon on the night of the twenty-seven. But if I were better, if we wait from the beginning. If it's a tight schedule, just wait. Don't just take it easy when it's tight. So, it also includes...
Peace until the end of the schedule. So, peace is considered silent. Some say that peace has no enemy. So, after Ramadan, all the beasts, all the animals, they are considered to be the ones who can go through the door.
Ah, okay.
Because there are people who are rejected during Ramadan. They are rejected through the door. Who? They are rejected, so they can't go through the door. What kind of people are rejected?
People who are possessed by their parents.
Okay. People who have enemies. Oh, the one who knocks on the door and asks for a bleeding. Ask for a bleeding, ma'am.
That's a dork.
Don't do that.
That's why before the Ramadan, people use the munggahan, to clean, visit the grave, and then come to the parents to apologize.
Apologize. Okay.
Now, we don't apologize, but we want to ask for tea after fasting, right? Oh yeah, right. After breaking the fast.
I want to drink tea, how do you know if I want to drink tea?
Do you like tea? I like tea.
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Get started freeCoincidentally, there is a sweet tea that is very sticky.
What is it?
Tea Cap Solo, instant tea with real sugar. The music, please. How? Instant with real sugar The music please Real sugar Solo tea Why am I following the APK?
We're making solo tea
Okay, ready
Huh? It's done, Tete
Masya Allah, thank you
Wow This is my tea Masya Allah, thank you so much This is my tea Capsule tea
Can you sing Dragon Ball again? Too long?
Too many
Too many of my songs I made 120 songs
120 songs?
Can you tell me the Spotify link?
No, no, no Someone asked me to sing, but I said no Because it's all fake Not a creation, but a fake Yeah Adap adap masuk WC
Masuk dengan kaki yang kiri Keluar dengan kaki yang kanan Pakai sendal tutup kepala Eh, anak-anaknya Nabi Muhammad yang mulia
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Kapan minumnya ya? Bismillahirrahmanirrahim Ini langsung jadi gak kayak teh tubruk jaman dulu Soalnya ini cara bikinnya gampang banget Tinggal seduh, aduk 8 kali Langsung jadi, praktis banget Karena udah ada gula It's very easy to make. Just sift it, stir it 8 times, and it's done.
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It's perfect.
Wow, it's perfect. Moreover, Solo tea is the most popular.
Yes. And the aroma of Solo tea. Masya Allah, Allah's blessing. It's so good. It's perfect for breakfast Eat fried food, eat Tajil, so you can enjoy the menu of Capsolo Masya Allah, Tabarak Allah The aroma is so good, the traditional tea is so good
This is called Wasgitel, it's so good
Because the name is TR,, Tat. What is it? It's fragrant, thick, and sticky. Wasgitel, Tat.
Because the name of the tea is like that. But wait, where can we buy it?
It's very easy, Tat. It's very easy. You can get this Capsol tea anywhere. In the commerce, in the shops, on the left and right. We have it. Yes, it's really easy to make. The tea is thick. The aroma is so good. The sweetness is so good.
It's made from tea leaves, malathi, and real sugar. It's perfect to be a friend in every moment, including Ramadan like now. It's a good breakfast if you have it with solo tea. And the most important, it's easy to get solo tea.
Like I said, you can find it in the store, in the market, in e-commerce. You can find it in all of your favorite stores.
Don't forget to follow Instagram and TikTok, techapsolo__id.
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Thank you, guys.
Masya Allah, how are you? Who drinks tea? Share 10 apples.
Okay.
That's the main thing when you drink tea.
Is that a hadith? Not a hadith. Research. Oh, research. It's okay. But the first time I saw Ustad Maulana, we were hypnotized on TV. Yes. Wow. This is a very entertaining very entertaining. Masya Allah. He's very entertaining. We make him laugh every time he moves.
But in the end, we get what he's talking about.
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With Ustadz Maulana. When did you find this method, Ustadz? Was it the first time or did you have certain moments? I've been in T known Sia since 1988
88 I'm still 5 years old
oh yeah by accident
I mean reveal in this place that I'm old
but it's not visible
yes, it's 51 just 51 Yes, I'm 51 years old. I'm just 51 years old. You look like 50 years old.
Yes, I'm 100 years old.
So, I like to watch. My hobby when I go home is to watch TV. I watch all kinds of shows. And the media is like that, actually. The message is how we deliver. In the time of Prophet Moses, he used a staff.
Why? Turned into a snake. Why? Because in that time there were many magicians. Then in the time of Prophet Jesus, he healed the sick. Reviving the dead.
Because at that time, it was the era of doctrine. Then, in the time of the Messenger of Allah, the miracle was the Quran. Because it was a book. What's wrong with it? When we preach at this time, using the internet. Because of the media.
So how can we enter the arena without reducing the category of the Syariat?
Okay. How to... As we know, Islam entered Indonesia in an interesting way. From the wayang, from the marriage, from anything.
The point is that it's interesting for people to know first. That's great. You're so good.
After googling. people to know first that's great you're so good
after googling
I wonder if he's the host here this is a month right? a month?
yes, that means it's me
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Get started freeI shouldn't be embarrassed but I should be Yeah, I mean it's me. You can't say it's Maruk. But I'm the one who should say it.
Maruk doesn't force you.
But that's the thing. What's interesting about our attention, is that we want to know. For example, maybe what's popular now is Korean songs. People like Korean songs.
They don't know the lyrics. They learn the meaning of the lyrics. That's right. Maybe that's the reason. The way to do it is to attract people to come. To attract people to come.
After that, we'll do the ranggul. Because people don't like to be taught. But people like to be loved and pampered. That's the method we use. I am given the authority to deliver the preaching. I can't feel better than others.
Because we don't know the ending of our lives.
Okay.
But it depends on the wedding list, right? Is there a long waiting list? We wash it first. So that it's clean.
Because there are many clean closets in heaven. And everything that goes in must be cleaned first. If the clothes are clean, why do we have to wash it? Just put it in. But if it's dirty, we wash it for a long time. There are clothes that are washed white.
Collect the white ones. Then the colored ones. Then the ones that can damage other fabrics. The one that is washed may be the last. Are there people who are like, clothes that are in... I don't follow, okay?
I think I'm trapped in this. He's so good, Mupernu. That's just a metaphor. But I'm not saying there's a cassette player.
That's right. No, no. That's a metaphor.
So, if it's good, what's wrong with us being humble?
Yes
Before... Is this just a drink? Do you have a friend?
Yes, I do
Oh, this is just peanuts Hahaha, just peanuts, right? Is this a property or real?
It's real, it's real
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Get started freeHow many months ago did you buy it?
No, I just bought it this morning Yes, it's safe. But, actually, I'm sorry. I'll put it here. Please excuse me.
Yes, please.
Because, there are 3 conditions for food. Halal, toiban, berkah. Is it halal? Halal. Halal has 3 conditions. The processing, the type, and the process. If it's halal, the type.
Does it contain what is forbidden? The procurement. Is it bought or stolen? The process. Does it mix with something that is dangerous?
That's the process.
Halal. What is toiban? Do I not have cholesterol? Do I have no cholesterol? I just eat peanuts. Is it safe? Lastly, blessings.
Where are the blessings? As long as you're not forgiven, there's no blessing. Yes. Don't... Don't take it yourself. But I did that. This is for all the Ustaz. Don't did that. This is for all Ustaz.
Don't do that.
You can't do that. It's embarrassing.
Just one.
So, this is interesting, Tadni.
What is it? There was a factor of how you handle it. If someone is a charity,
but the money comes from corruption.
Okay. There are 5 conditions for charity. There are 5 conditions for charity. Sincerity, the best, the right target, not hurting, not impossible.
Not hurting anyone?
No, no, no. We should share. Don't embarrass people. The poor people are all here. The poor people are there. The orphans are here.
That's embarrassing.
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Get started freeThey may come and receive it, but they don't feel good about it. Because it's embarrassing. What's wrong with gathering and then sending it? I'm sorry. I'm sorry to those who are watching. If we share, don't let them come.
We should send them. Okay. That's why sick body is good. Have you worked with sick body?
Not yet.
May I discuss this?
Yes, you can.
So, that's it.
Please.
What episode is sick body? We will talk about the episode. So So that's it. Please. What episode is it, Amil?
I'll call the A.A.
Yes.
Creative.
So that's it.
It's better to gather Amil's body. So that we can get rid of arrogance. Pride if we can share. Even though we have someone in our family.
Okay.
But don't get it wrong again. We're the ones who approach. We're the one who's approaching them. But, is it a must to ask for money?
Is it halal or not?
It's a must.
Let me say it.
From where to where. 1, 2, 3. From where to where. Once again.
From where to where.
Try to repeat it.
From where to where.
It's a must. Allah won't give accept something bad. It's not allowed. So, it should... But, how can we do it? If we know it's from corruption or something.
Or, sorry, from something bad. So, what should we do? It can be used to make public toilet.
Public toilet? Yes.
The road. So, it's like this. public toilet public toilet? yes, public toilet
so, nowadays for the body it's already advanced through credit card, through bank account we don't know who's transferring where's the money from
it's okay, actually there's a person who shares he knows where the fund comes from where the money comes from, where the origin is from, huh, I'm dead. So, I'm sorry, we have to share something good to the good.
But we can't say, ah, I don't accept your charity, don't hurt people's hearts. Don't teach. So, there is something called being repaired. Learn to be kind. So, if we transfer money, we don't know where it comes from. But we have to keep it.
Keep it? Because we don't know where it comes from.
The use of it?
Okay. Because in the church, the best thing is to have the right goal. Don't have an unrightful goal. hmm the target is right don't be wrong you guys who give money to your wife be careful
go to the fifth market
what is that?
give away
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Get started freeyou can't give away
why? for example, your girlfriend broke up
where is the money?
yeah
your girlfriend broke up
give me back my stuff! That's a bit weird So, when you're being transferred to the cinema, you have to give it back? Yeah You have to erase all the movies you've watched? Give me back my stuff, I can't
Who's that?
No, because there's a lot Because there's someone like that, you can't
Don't tell me you Don't break your fast, okay? If you're lying to people.
We're not lying.
But we're talking about facts. Including facts, is it true, Ted? That Ustad Maulana failed to get married because of Irfan Hakim. July 7th, 2007.
That's right.
How do you know?
Is that true?
I wanted to get married on July 7th, 2007. At 7 AM.
7 AM?
As a result, Irfan Hakim's wife was a judge. A judge in Makassar. And I was always there. Suddenly, he said, my son is getting married to an artist.
On the 7th of July. That's my birthday. So, I said, I'll go.
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Get started freeOkay. You didn't get married?
I'm planning to get married next year. It turns out, there's a ceremony. What's the ceremony? August 8th, 2008, at 8 PM.
That's a long time.
I have 8 children. 8 children? I have 4 children. I have 4 daughters-in-law.
So, I have 8 children, 4 of my wife's children passed away I have 4 sons in law, so I have 8 8, that's great But don't blame the court
No
They don't know that I'm going to get married on July 7
That's just a coincidence
Yeah, that's it You know, on August 8, 2008 The moon is the same as my teacher's child I thought I'd get that I yeah get to laugh at all total up on the lap on the lap on it to pull and I'm being told summer I'm gonna go to Saya the person who's not a lady but that's a deal oh come on say I'm not going down or on the beach I said mama move on the mosquito or the mosquito I'm going on pocket watch say I buy a mod that I'm be grateful, come on, I'll prepare a meal for a thousand people and free to eat Oh, so there's no special invitation?
No, no, no, why? I'm not comfortable with my teacher, I have a child, I'm also married in the same year, in the same month
Well, talking about marriage, Pat Yes They say it has to be broadcast, right? Yes, so that there is no slander
That's right
So there are people...
There are...
Like now, Tat, people are back to simplicity. Getting married in a family, that's enough. Enough to eat. Do we have to invite people?
Or do we have to do something better? Sundanese marriage is minimal, cutting a goat.
Goat.
What does it mean? We have to announce it. Is that right? So that it is protected from slander. And tomorrow they will be together, and it will be slander. Yes. So it is better to announce it.
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Get started freeIt has to be announced.
It means that if you just keep quiet, only the family knows, what will it? It's highly unwise. Because it could potentially be a crime.
Okay.
So, why is it so important to have a wife? First, there are men, women, a king,
two saints, and a hijab. That's a sign that there must be someone who knows. There must be someone who knows. The parents must know. There are witnesses, that means there are other people. There are two more.
There are recorded witnesses, there are unrecorded witnesses. That's all. Even those who attended the ceremony of the wedding can be blessed by Allah.
Oh, those who came. Even though they weren't invited?
No.
Oh, yes.
They should be invited first. They can't come to the ceremony, eat, Those who are not invited. Those who are not invited. Because they can't come to the party The one that's not invited Because you're not on the list I used to do that a lot I borrowed batik from someone and went to their wedding
Oh my god, so that's what caused that time with 5 RSD hahahaha he's a bit of a joker
he was still in high school
he was still a kid but at least he should be the first one to be declared that's why there should be a witness
and the witness to be discussed the witness is not just a person who sits on the throne he should be the advisor after marriage, forever. Oh, that's why the witness is a close friend who is wise.
So if there is a problem, the two couples should be the ones who are in trouble. The divorce and the witness.
Hmm, I just found out. Yes, it should be.'m not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm going to be in a car. And he's a wali, even though he doesn't have a wali. What a wali needs is a woman. A woman. A wali doesn't need a man, and a witness doesn't need a man either? Eh, there are. Eh, you mean there's a woman? There's a witness. A woman has a witness.
But no, we don't need our parents.
No, no.
No friends either? No. But there's a good thing about appreciation.
How...
How much a child's courage...
is born and raised, and then... And appreciation is life. Yes, not letting the mother know... Yes. Try it. Happy to meet...
A new life.
How many lives are there?
There are two. Old life and new life.
Wow. That's amazing. How many lives are there? There are two. Old life and new life.
No way.
So, there are two lives. Old life and new life. The old life is the life that is borne by the parents.
And the new life is the life that is borne.
And the parents who give their children to their parents with their parents, the reward is 10,000 times more. Why don't you involve your parents? You get prayers, you get charity, and you get money. Money from? Parents. Because the parents' highest duty is to marry their children.
And that's important. Yeah. That's why, Tate, there are many stories that he hasn't met his parents for a long time. He wants to look for them just to let them know that he's married.
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Hmm.
Try it again. Okay. There are many people, Tate, who haven't met their parents for so long. And they try to find their parents just to let them know that they want to get married. That's a good thing.
Okay.
It's a pride of parents when they see their children get married. Even the father who married his daughter was prepared to be buried in heaven. And I give my thumbs up to all fathers who can marry their daughters. Because responsibility is transferred. I marry you to my daughter, which means I took responsibility from her.
And do you know the sacrifice of a parent from a woman? All the descendants of her daughter ran to her husband.
Poor thing.
Yes.
That's why he was called the Prophet of the Abtar. I'm not saying this because I'm not from the Abtar. It's a fact. So it's said that the Prophet didn't have any sons who were born to be great men. It was the Prophet's daughter.
Why? Because she was the only one to be worried about. Because the last Prophet is the Prophet Muhammad. And the fate of that child is to run to his father. Okay. So, the role of the guardian of the parents is very important.
Yes, it's important.
Besides appreciation, dignity, and love. Love is the love of parents. Love is the love of parents. We need love. So, my advice for friends who are getting married and their relationship is getting worse with their parents. You should meet them.
You must. Who am I talking to? I think this is dangerous.
No, it's not.
Many people care about this.
Our friend who hasn't got the blessing from his mother, right?
That's a lot.
Where is he watching this?
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Our hope is that it will be better, right?
Yeah.
But it's better for the parents, let's say, for the parents who are preventing their child's marriage. And when the child commits adultery, then the parents get the sin of adultery. If the child commits adultery, the parents get it? If he prevents his child's marriage.
Oh, prevents his marriage.
Okay.
Why not make it easier?
Why should it be complicated? I will give you a lesson. The important thing is that you go around the ball 70 times. What are you doing? There are no rules like that. Just an example. In the early stages, don't make it complicated.
Marriage is in the early stages, divorce is in the complicated.
Oh, that's the theory.
Don't make it complicated, marriage. Early stages. That's the rule. Don't make it difficult for marriage. It's for the young.
But if you're getting divorced, it's difficult.
It's difficult. Wait a minute. Maybe you're getting divorced. You should come back first. You should come back and try to bring your husband. Try to do this and that. It's done.
It turns out you're not getting divorced.
Okay.
Even if you're getting divorced, you're still waiting for the right time. Ida Tiga bulan
Calla dia ha mean hara sampe
Lahirat kenapa berpotensi untuk balik kembali betul
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Get started freeSama tidak terjadi hal-hal yang diinginkan Kita nggak tahu tiga bulan Dia hamil nggak tahu hamil sama siapa Hamil ama mantan suaminya kah atau orang lain makanya masa Ida tate Is she pregnant with her ex-husband or someone else? That's why she's with Saida, right? She's so good at it. No, I'm not good at it. I just meet a lot of guys. What's up, America?
Speaking of marriage,
I have a friend.
Who? I really want to ask about marriage.
Oh, really?
Yes, he did
He said, this is the time, this is the time for you
Where is he?
You're wrong
Bro, don't apologize
You know that you have to talk to the Ustaz
I'm Vincent, Ustaz I'm aichan, Ustaz I'm Bang Ufad's friend We hang out together What are you asking?
Why do you want to buy a house?
House? House, house A house with a neighbor That means there's a problem If there's no house, there's no problem There must be a problem
Why are you sad? Why are you sad?
Why are you sad?
About what?
About my wife Of course, you can't open your family's app
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Just ask It's okay
I don't know My wife became a zombie Just ask It's okay It's okay, it's not a problem It's my problem
My wife is a zombie, sir
Why are you like that?
Why are you like that?
Here's the thing
I don't judge women But No woman is never wrong Especially a wife Never wrong All mistakes are made by men.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
Because men are responsible for 3 things.
A.
Food.
B.
If it's 3, it's 1.
Food. All the needs are taken care of by men. So, cooking is not a woman's job. It's a man's job.
That's why there are many men.
Washing is not a woman's job. It's a man's job.
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You still wash, but it's a man's job. Cleaning is not a woman's job. It's a man's job. All men do it? That's a man's job It's not a woman's job That's a man's job All men? Yes
From our money?
Yes When do you sleep?
When do you play UFC? So, in essence, it's all men's job Oh my God Women are not obligatory She's just a Sunnah So, she's helping her husband to give charity So, cooking is not a woman's job
You can't force her to do it You can't cook for people
Listen, you After you come back from work
Go straight to the pan
What do you want to cook, honey?
What do you want, honey? Yes If we work together, I cook Take the pan What do you want to cook? What do you want to cook? If we work together, I cook
My wife will make a big meal
What are you doing?
What is this?
The woman who is watching this
Listen
Wait a minute
I thought you were looking for a cheap one.
I thought you were looking for a cheap one.
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So, a woman who prepares food for her husband is more noble than him when he is old. A woman who prepares the drink
Tea, Capsolo
prepares the drink for her husband
that's the reward for one year fasting
Masya Allah
This is what this woman is chasing
Is that it, Kak? Yes
So why did she help us? Actually, the goal is to find that glory. Yes. Because it's not a wife's duty to cook and so on. A wife's duty is only one. That is, to be obedient to her husband.
If he asks her to cook, she will cook.
Wait.
Wait. I told you. The point is, husband's duty is to cook. wait wait wait wait wait i said before husband's duty is to cook for wife i only have one
without husband so you just need to say it respect
wait I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Men are the guardians of the people. The second thing is... Men's job is... to protect. So, they have protect my husband. So, I must protect the woman.
If a man doesn't feel that a woman is protected by her husband, it means that she is not fit to be his wife. Because men and women are different.
Different?
Women are three-dimensional.
Three-dimensional?
Yes. Wide at the bottom, and slender at the top. Men are three-dimensional, the width is below, the waist is above Men, the waist is not upside down The width is above, the waist is below The width is below, the waist is above That's why women have womb Have you ever seen a woman's posture?
The width is below ting tateng ting tateng ting gul ting gul and then, the next one is on the top I'm sorry But you can still see the upper lip from the bottom I'm sorry, Lucita Luna It's okay
It's okay, sir It's okay, right?
Yes, she admitted it The upper lip is wide The bottom lip is long The upper lip is wide, the responsibility is long The bottom lip is long, don't need to explain
It's like a speed, like a is brought, no need to discuss spear, spear, spear no, no
if this is a group rap, polish this, the upper lever sharp at the bottom oh, no need to discuss I want a knife
I want a knife
no, no, no
no, no, no
oh, that's it, sir
but there is still one more there is one more No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You can go first Can I have some peanuts? That's a request It's forbidden to ask for it Who would ask for something to God without having a meat?
That's a sin
That's a sin
Wait for the permission
There's peanuts Peanuts are forbidden
The peanuts are for free Why do you give them work? The peanuts are for free I'm not going to be able to do it That's it He's so annoying
He's always annoying
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Please, have a seat
Thank you
Remember, one for each
What do you mean?
One for each? I'm not that bad So, if you don't mind I have a third duty for a man My duty is to educate my wife That's why there's no wrong woman
The wrong woman is the man The man can't educate his wife The man can't educate his wife The student is a waste, so you're the one who's wrong Why don't you teach your wife? The student can teach her wife
So, it's he still choose the man sorry, the man is a driver the woman is his passenger if there's a crash, who's gonna be arrested? the passenger? the driver
the passenger is the one who close the driver's eyes or or or the driver is the one who drive the passenger the passenger is the one who drive the driver, the passenger is the driver
The car is like this
You just sleep, I'll drive
But, whatever the family, it's all about the charm There's no such thing, just be clear
I'm just trying I'll explain it. It's like this. I'll explain it clearly. So it's like this. A woman, in the sense of a wife and husband,
You are a dress for your partner. So we have to cover the shortcomings of the partner. Cover. A woman, in the sense of a wife and husband,
You are a dress for your partner.
So we have to cover the shortcomings of the partner.
Cover.
A woman, in the sense of a wife and husband, and If you want to break the family law, you can't do that. That's illegal. So, breaking the family law is illegal. Even though you're divorced, you can't do that. So, you can't do that to your wife? What if she's a prostitute? What are you doing? So, you're the one who's wrong. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I haven't eaten anything since then So, Ustad Muwana is fasting for Idris, right?
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But for Dawood, it's not the same
It's not the same
But for Idris, it's everyday So, it's suitable for fasting for Idris Like Ustad Mualim
I'm not hungry, Ustad I mean, I'm not hungry I'm not hungry
He's not hungry
He's not hungry What do you mean? I mean, it's a big deal. It's a big deal.
But, the intention of fasting, the intention of fasting for Idris is different, right? Well, I'm fasting for Allah. Okay. But, there's a reason behind it. Why did you
take the fasting of Prophet Idris? Because since my wife passed away, I'm fasting fasting in Indonesia. I'm sorry, men cannot have no partners.
It's like a sword that loses its scabbard. It can cut through anywhere. That's dangerous, sir. That's why it must be controlled, by fasting.
Oh, so fasting is controlling, sir? That's why you have to control it For fasting Oh, so fasting is controlling?
Controlling
Fasting means controlling, holding Controlling That's why I have to fast, Idris The point is Marry If you don't get married, fast
That's why I took the fasting route
That's why I'm not a fasting route Oh my God That's why I'm not married yet, because I'm always fasting
I'm afraid of eating peanuts
There's an option, Cak
It's a must
It's a must, right?
No, I have to get married There are two men who are cursed by God
What are they?
One, men who beat women What's the name of the one who beat women?
That's a bad name
Keep going
Oh, keep going
Don't say it Beating is physical Words are also beating
For example
That's so funny You can use your body to hit people Oh, I can do that Like in a comic book
Like when you insult your wife You use bad words to insult your wife That's also a form of hitting
Oh, insulting
I'm just praising You're just praising You're so cool What is that? It's a compliment Oh, it's a compliment
You're handsome That's a compliment The second one Allah has chosen a man who is not married Maybe the reason is Because choosing a woman I Don't know Come here. He's a girl. I was deeply baby. Bobo to the guitar. Okay, I'm gonna put them on the
insolvent young boys Young and funny, I mean I like bong. Young and funny kubur. I'll be Marty
Get on your mind I'm not going to do it.
He's going to play on the beach.
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He's going to be laughing. But, is it mandatory to get married? Marriage is a Sunnah. It's not mandatory. Oh, Sunnah. But, it can be haram It can be a must
It depends on the situation Oh, there are situations
Yes
If he can't stand his lust He must get married
Okay
Oh, so he's a sadist
He's a sadist
If, if I'm sorry It's a bit of a pun, for example. It's the end. If... If you'll excuse me. Because... Like this. How do I explain this? Because... There are people who are not fit to get married. So, it's haram.
Because they bring diseases. Transmitting diseases. Which causes the woman to get infected. It's not a must.
If you get COVID, you can't get married?
Don't wait until you get sick
Lock the door first
Then you can come in
What do you mean?
You're a coward
If you're not, you're a coward hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah It spreads diseases to the family For example, you have Ebola Don't get married yet Until the Ebola is cured
Only the E is left
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There are macro and mobile Can you tell us about macro? Macro is not that important If he's married, he can have a child But if he's married, he's still young
So he's not that important
Oh, so he's still under 18 years old we're getting married not in the same place
hey
hey
bro, bro for example, bro there's a debate in other countries we don't agree with marriage at this age but there's some opinions
that as long as he's menstruating he can get married
even though he's 15
fortunately there are 3 laws in marriage 1, 2, 3
if you have 3 points
then
1
so here he's the boss it's dangerous if he's smarter, right? He can beat the host. That means I'm insulting people.
What's the first rule, Tat?
First, there's the Sharia law. Islam. Islam law, good. Religion law.
There's a country law Hmm
And the third is the custom So, people get married, have a wedding, etc. That's a custom What is it? How do you know? Makassar, Jiricuta
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Yes Everyone is killed
Kill the fan
Kill the terrorist All of them were killed They were killed by the police They were killed by the terrorists Hahaha
They were killed by the terrorists
Hahaha I was lucky I was lucky that I didn't join the protest Yeah Then why did the people of Makassar call me a zombie?
Hahaha
Hahaha
So there were 3 people who were killed Luckily hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah You're using milk, milk powder Smart book, Iwan Gayo's smart book Back then, back in 2018 Now it's upgraded Because there's too much divorce Because he's not ready to get married What else do you want to ask? This is about wife
This is about educating Can we give a gift If our wife is educated For example, she understands We give her biscuits.
That would be a disaster. I wouldn't be able to do that.
I wouldn't be able to do that.
No. For example, if our wife borrows money, I heard someone said, if we use Al-Fatihah, it can pay off our debts. If our wife borrows money,
for example, our wife borrow money we pay her until one day we run out of money we read Al-Fatiha to the debt collector I forgot the name of the book. I forgot the name of the book. I forgot the name of the book.
What is it?
Listen. Debt is... In Islam, it's a verse that contains a whole chapter. It talks about
Mu'ammala. So, you can't look at the intent of the debt. The debt must be paid. If it's not paid, it will be tied up in the grave until the debt is paid. What's the point? People are in heaven.
So, don't ever... Don't ever owe. And if you owe, you have to pay. Not even pray for it. That's the point. So, that's the point with Al-Fatihah?
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Get started freeActually, Al-Fatihah can be used for anything. When we read, "...show us the straight path." It means, hopefully, he won't repeat it again. Or he's given a path to pay his debt.
Right.
Whoever has the intention to pay his debt, Allah will make his path easier. Because there are three people who are helped by Allah. One, who has the intention to pay his debt. The second, who has the intention to get married. The third, who has the intention to free himself from the bondage.
Oh, that's the bondage.
No, in the old days.
No, in the religious order. You can release the kids at home I'm the head of the house
I'm the head of the house I'm the head of the house You're the head of the house?
What does that mean?
I don't know
I'm a priest
Oh, a priest
That's a priest
So,
Al Fatihah means... Allah will make it easy for us, because of our prayers, right? He will give us a way out
A way out, yes
People who have the intention to pay their debts will be given a way out Don't you dare to say that to your co-worker, Al-Fatihah
Yes, that's right
What? Then, he will be punished LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL or we as husband lie for the sake of kindness because we don't want our wife to be a thought
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Get started freeso we lie for the sake of kindness for example, I was riding a motorcycle I got hit then I went home I got hit and ran I told my wife, I got hit
it's okay it's okay even though from this yellow thing it hurts It's okay. It's okay. Even though, it's yellow. It's yellow. It hurts.
It's like a speedboat.
It's like a speedboat.
Mickey Mouse.
We can't bear the pain. It makes our wife can't think. Even though, it hurts a lot. It's a lie. Can you clap your hands? I can't think of anything, even though it hurts so much. How do you lie?
Can you clap a little?
And the question is, you clap your hands? Because I'm told to. I can't feel my fingers. So, you can't get it, you're a loser. If you don't get it, you're a loser. So, you can't lie. But, there are three kinds of lies.
There are three kinds of lies?
Yes.
One.
Don't say the letter H.
Lies to make people at peace. The second one is... lies during a war. So, you can't tell the strategy of war. You can't tell the time of the attack. That's why camouflage is allowed in a war.
It's called a political strategy. But, there's another one. Lying to a partner to make them happy Wow
Yes
Oh, the food is so delicious, even though it's not delicious So that the wife is not upset That's okay
That's okay, Tati
Or my husband, it's okay, it's okay, I'm safe But actually he's lying, but for happiness
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Have you ever told your wife that you're so handsome? No, my wife said it's ugly
Your face is like Agus Wisman
Agus Wisman, what? Singer?
Handsome?
I lied to her I'm really handsome like a singer That's the third point, you lied But to please the couple to make peace in war
that's okay, bro
in war, that's okay
I'll shoot you, okay? no way
I'm not a liar
yeah, it's called politics
hmm
so there are three things that are allowed because everything is for good and no one is harmed, Tatia but you can't lie to your husband. To make your wife happy. You can't lie to your wife.
You can't make your wife happy. Let's say you buy expensive stuff. How much is it? 5 million? 500 thousand? You can't.
You sell your wife for 1 thousand.
It's cheaper.
1 million. No,000,000 It's cheaper if it's Rp. 1,000,000 Rp. 1,000,000 No, it's not like that For example,
Please throw away the trash My back hurts That's a sin That's a sin That's a sin You can't use it
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Remember that
It's complicated, you better throw it away
It's complicated
Because it's like this
Sin that is related to humans It must be forgiven first Then you will be forgiven by Allah You can't
You must forgive humans first
Then you can go to Allah So if we don't get forgiveness from the person who hurt you, you can't go to God God said, you didn't sin to me, but you sinned to my servant So you have to get forgiveness first If not, you will be tied up in the grave
With the person who saw it
So where will you go?
When will you get it? Is it clear? Yes, it is
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Is it true that if we pair people up, we get a mountain in heaven? The answer is true. Child, whatever the result of the marriage, we get the reward too.
The one who pairs people up, gets a mountain. The one who gets married, gets two mountains
That's right That's right, you got married You got married
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I thought you got married
Why is it called a mountain? Even more clearly, it's Mount Uhud Uhud How high is it called a mountain? Even more clearly, it's Mount Uhud. Uhud. How unreachable it is. It's the same with the use of the word seribu in Islam. It's used for words that are unreachable.
Have you ever seen in Bung Kulu, there's a seribu mosque?
Yes. If you count it, there's a thousand pillars mosque? Yes, yes.
If you count it, it's not enough for a thousand. True.
Just because you're lazy to count it, so you say it's only a thousand. Like the city of Mataram, a thousand mosques.
Yes.
Some people never count it. It's also true, right? It means... A lot, right? It means a lot. the people who can be a good match for others see so you can't really get a mountain the symbol says that
there are a lot of rewards oh that's a symbol, you can't get a mountain you have to build a mountain
there's no post
that's SHM or SGB
what's that
that's the uncle there's a lot of them
he's just kidding
next
the nxt wave is it better to get married first or get a husband first?
please help me with the money
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the money the size of the husband we'll see if the size of the husband, we'll see first. If the size of the food, it has to be high standard, when will it be eaten?
Hmm.
Yeah. So, the food is responsible. Because people work, because of 5 things.
Hmm.
There's a lot, huh? From the beginning, 1.
1.
1, so that he doesn't miss. Okay. 2, to meet his own needs. 3, to fulfill his needs. Three, to fulfill his responsibilities. Four, to help others. Five, to help the religion.
Now, the position of marriage, if we say, poor people don't get married. They're afraid of committing adultery. So, the ability is based on yourself
Can you not get married? Well, that's it So, marry a man who is a man
Who?
A man who is a man A man who is equal Don't be single If you only have a motorcycle Find a woman who only has a bicycle When she rides a motorcycle She's happy
Because all this time she's been riding a bicycle
60 million? And she's watching too, right? Just normal
I'm a psycho, I'm crazy
So that's it So don't make it difficult So for those who are married That's why You can get married in a brothel.
That's okay.
But, it's better to have a sunnah, to make it more crowded, etc. So, if you want to ask for help, you can't do it.
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Have you ever taken a photo of your child?
Yes, I want to do it again. I want to do it again.
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Actually, people always say, Selena, there are many other kinds of encouragement.
Try it.
Selena is... I'm embarrassed. Senuding MZ. Romay Rama. The daughter of Indonesia. A bit of a saleswoman.
Above Agim, Niji, Naruto, Indonesia Manohara, Ijabhan, wife of a minister Yeah
If it's Nangka, what will you do?
Nothing, nothing
What are you doing?
I'm just a cosplayer
Nothing, nothing So, the prophet said that the pillow can't be empty So, there's something on the pillow Oh, that's why there is a handle on the leaf?
There is a handle on the leaf? There is a handle on the leaf? Yes
So, like this So, for example, I'm sorry We can see, one like this means Al-Quran Al-Quran. The one you read. If there are two like this, it means...
Qiyayat?
Yes.
Quran and Hadith. If I'm like this,
Mim,
Love of Prophet Muhammad. Yes, yes, yes. To validate. There's a certificate. So, the number of times is the number of books he has to read.
Wow.
Suddenly, he can't use that. That's actually a virtue. The colors are different, right?
Oh, yes. If the color is red.
It's a red magic. There's black, white, and green. Green is the descendant of the Prophet. So, we can't use it randomly. So, there are some. The color of green is the descendant of the Prophet.
White? White is the holy people. The holy people and so on. Black is the people who are really special. The point is, you can't use it randomly.
If you use it randomly, you can't just wear it. If people wear it, it means...
you have to...
To wear it, there has to be a certain rule. And it has to be validated by the master. There has to be a master. Can I borrow the ring?
Wow, the ring. Do you have the ring?
The ring is actually... you can't just wear it. You can put a ring. If it's in the middle, it means someone is engaged. Someone is engaged. Right or left?
Left, it depends. If it's on the left, it means someone is already married.
Okay.
If it's on the right, it means someone is engaged. Someone is engaged. Someone is engaged. Someone is engaged. This is the husband or wife. Then this is the groom This is the groom This is the bride
And this is the groom's wife And this is the groom's wife
If you hug her, her nipples will be long
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That's a sticker
And this is the groom's wife
Next Give us an example of a prayer
So that we can give given to the descendants quickly.
Surah Al-Anbiya, verse 89 Rabbila tasarni pardan wa antukhairul warisin Ya Allah, don't make me live alone, give me the best descendants.
Two, two, three.
The best. Try to repeat it.
The best.
One more time. The best, try to repeat it The best, once again
The best, the best
So, when there are people who are late in giving offspring Most likely Allah will give you At the best time At the best time And when you are good
Great
Wait a minute
Surah Al Anbiya 89 Read it twice After prayer And before ...
Oh, machul
With his wife
Bird's nest?
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Before making a relationship Read it first
Have you ever worked? Ustaz, what do you think if you get a car modified?
My car is modified... So, if I know what you're using, what are you using? I'm using an office car And I'm sorry, but there's a car at home, specifically for kids Because I don't I talk about cars, it's not too much. What's important is that I can.
Because I'm the ustad that is picked up and taken away. If you want to invite me, pick me up. Do you want to use a Delman, or a car?
Don't.
It's complicated. It's up to you.
If you want to pick me up using a Delman, go ahead. But the risk is on your own hands. Because I'm an ustadz, I'm sorry. It's a matter of time. I have to be late. I don't like being late. And I have to be picked up.
So if I'm late, it's not my fault. It's the one who picks me up.
You're an antagonist. You're an antagonist. You're a villain.
I'm scared of you, Lina.
Knowledge is like a well.
So, if we need knowledge, we come to the well. That's right.
We're not the ones who come to the well. We're not the ones who come to the well.
We're not invited.
We have to invite them. We have to honor our teachers. Okay, let's go back to the center. No invitation You should invite him You should honor your teacher Okay, I'll send him back I'm sorry My contract is 30 years in TernasTV
Wow
That's crazy I'm 15 years old
You're still young
I'm still in my mid-twenties I'm still in my mid-twenties You're already old, sorry I'm 51 So, if I add 15 more years, it's 66 Oh my god
I don't like it
Because, thank God I hope Allah will take care of my health Because I like to take care of my health
He's a cheater
but you make people more knowledgeable and make them happy so the profit is double
if you want to be healthy, you know what?
there are 3 ways one
take care of your eating habits take care of your sleeping habits One. Keep the eating pattern. Yes. Keep the sleeping pattern. Sleeping pattern.
And keep the bathing pattern.
Bathing?
Bathing.
Keep it.
Eat.
If you're 40 years old,
eat less than four legs. Oh, so two legs. If...
No, no.
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Oh, eat four legs.
Four legs.
For example. Red meat.
Beef. Beef. No, no. He eats 4 legs. He eats 4 legs? 4 legs.
Red meat.
Cow.
Cow.
Yes.
He's like a piano.
He's like a piano.
Yes, yes. He's like a piano.
He's 50 years old. He eats 2 legs.
He eats 2 legs.
2 legs.
It means... It means he's a human.
Animal. Animal. Oh, and the two-legged one. It means... The one with four legs.
The four-legged one is red. The two-legged one is white.
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Get started freeThe one with a horn.
I don't know.
He doesn't know the sound.
Yes, I thought it was the sound.
The chicken...
If it's a male chicken, it has a firm voice short, and tight voice. The difference between a female chicken and a male chicken is that it's noisy.
Is that how a female chicken is?
If it's a goat, it sounds like this. What's that? The sound of a goat. Because it's a goat, it will go like this What is that?
It's a goat
Because it's still breastfeeding So it's up If it's down, it will go like this
It's the mother
Now you see the baby What is it doing?
It's like this
No, no, no I don't want to see it
I want to eat your face I want to be satay
Eat it, Anji
It means there's someone There's someone It means you see a ghost You see a ghost, you're smooth
But if You don't know.
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I'm surprised. I didn't say the word.
It's pinching. It's a coincidence.
It's a coincidence.
What animal is the happiest?
Kangaroo?
No, horse.
Horse?
He's happy no matter what he does.
Why?
He likes to be grumpy.
Grumpy?
Cow?
No.
Cow.
Oh, he doesn't want to?
I'm sorry
While you're throwing the stick
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Horse? Horse running
Horse running
What's the sound?
Horse running You're wrong That's my voice Good morning Good morning It's a sorry
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HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I asked him, he said he didn't understand I don't understand So, keep the eating pattern 4 legs, 5 feet My liver is broken
First of all
2 legs for 50 60 years No need to eat with feet
Vegetables
Swing, swing
Wrong Wrong Oh, vegetables. Vegetables. Wrong.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Tiramerkaki is a soft meat. Do you know what it is? Fish.
Oh, fish. 70% of it is? fish oh, fish, the one with the skin yes, the one with the skin
70% bloodless
oh, the one without blood
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oh
so, what do you eat?
fruit pepes?
apple pepes? just eat one
just eat one
oh, it's ready.
It's normal.
It's like this.
Melon steak.
Why are you so complicated?
So, it's 44 feet, 52 feet, 60 feet, 70 feet.
Fruit. Vegetables.
Vegetables, no blood, 80 feet, fruit.
90 feet.
Surah Yasin. Vegetables? Vegetables, no blood, 80, fruit 90?
Surah Yasin
No need to eat, take a shower
That's just eat There's a thing called sleep Keep a sleep pattern Sleep when it's early Causes illness There is a thing called sleep. Keep a good sleep pattern. Sleep at dawn causes illness. Oh, that's a bad thing. Morning sleep, right?
Morning sleep causes poverty. If you want to sleep, go to bed at 10 or 11 in the afternoon. It's called sleep like a slave. Only 15 minutes but with quality.
Oh, like a slave. Like a but with quality oh like a snake?
like a snake then sleep at dawn sleep at noon that causes, sorry fattening your body
you bro
me? no
i'm a manioc
sleep at noon
fattening your body sleep at dusk Dan, you're sleeping at noon. I want to tell you something, Dan. Sleeping at noon is bad for your brain. It causes you to be dizzy. I sleep at 12 noon, sir. You're going to be dizzy.
What's wrong with you?
You're going to be dizzy. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Oh, that's after Asar, right? After Maghrib, comes regret. Comes retribution. And the best sleep after Isha.
Oh, at 8.30, right?
Comes the water of liur.
Oh, at 8.30.
That's a blessing.
Yes. I don't know It's a blessing Yes, what?
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Take a shower
The best shower is before the tahajjud prayer or before the morning prayer. Allah loves those who clean themselves. Take a shower after the morning prayer until 10 o'clock. That's the time to take a shower to refresh yourself. Take a shower from 10 to 3 o'clock.
That's the time to take a'clock is a bath that causes headache.
Okay.
Bathing in the evening, after the sun rises until dusk, it speeds up growth. It grows fast. I used to rarely bath in the evening.
That's why it's like that.
Because I used to rarely shower in the evening. I was told by a train conductor that people who take a shower in the evening get old quickly. What's wrong with you? You're the one who's old. Yes, metabolism is fast.
So, you get old quickly. You take a shower in the evening, you'll ruin your breakfast. You took a bath in Maghrib, which ruined my intestines. I took a bath in Isha, which ruined my bones. So, I took a bath 4.5 hours after Isha.
What time did you take a bath? Around 12.
12?
It was around 8.30.
Oh, yes. 12. 8.30 means 12.00. Or 12.30, and 1.00am is good so you sleep first? and then you wake up and take a shower?
yes, that's good
and then you sleep again? it's hard, you're already fresh
take a shower, then sleep there's another rule you can't sleep at 9.30am
oh, really? but There's another law. You can't sleep in the middle of the night. Oh, wow.
But, in this month of Ramadan, sleeping is considered as a form of worship.
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Instead of committing sins, you sleep. That's why, what I said about sleeping, is not applicable in this month of Ramadan. Sleeping in the morning is against the law. But because people are fasting, it's safe. It's not affected during Ramadan. Oh. We don't eat breakfast. But, if you fast, it's safe.
Dispensation for a month. Yes.
It's good.
Is it?
I made a touch yesterday.
I feel it.
Whoever tries the food, will be prayed by the angels. It's so good. the tissue is really good So, you can't eat all of it? No, you can't eat all of it. If you don't like it, don't touch it. If you like it, you can eat it. If you don't like it, don't touch it.
I see.
Instead of eating it, but you're insulted because you don't want to eat it. I want to pray to the angels. To praise the food.
Wow. It tastes like chicken.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
Eat the food of the greedy people. I tried to eat this because I'm a greedy person. But I saw that there's no filling.
Maybe it's empty There's a bag here
Thank you so much, guys
We're so happy, Cane Before Ramadan
Of course
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The peanuts are not finished yet What's wrong? It's so short It's been 3 hours
hahaha
we will do it again
we will do it again
you guys will agree
you will be happy you will be happy
we will do it again
we will do it again
we will do it again we will get forgiveness. What?
Forgiveness.
Let's repeat it. Forgiveness. Once again.
Forgiveness.
Thank you, Ustadz. Thank you, Ustadz.
Not yet. Not yet?
There's more.
There's more.
There's a difference between repentance, forgiveness,punan, and istighfar. Istighfar is to close the chapter. But there's still a chapter. Have you ever seen a school writing something wrong, and then they give you a tip? That means there's still a chapter.
That's what we call closing. Istighfar. But if you want to be forgiven, you need to ask for guidance so that you that there is no mistake. Tawad means return, erasing the sin. Thank you very much for having invited us.
Thank you, everyone. See you in the next episode.
May peace be upon you. May peace be upon you.
Jawah!
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