We need something more hallucinating, right?
I think so.
Are we going crazy or what?
♪♪♪ Hello!
Hello, hello! How do you feel being at home? I think we feel great, excited to see you. Hola! Hola, hola! ¿Cómo se sienten ahí en casita? Yo creo que se sienten geniales, emocionados de vernos.
Y también si se sienten mal, siéntense bien.
¿Qué?
¿Uy, siempre quedarían los papás?
Sí, súper sí.
Pues siéntense bien, mija.
Pues ya. Ya, cabrón, ya se chingaron. Yes, I did! He started yelling! I was told to stop calling him dad. And he said, no, I don't want to call him dad. I said, you're a clown. We're both going to be in comedy. Your dad! No, I don't want to call him dad.
How are you all doing? It's great to see you again. What's wrong?
My baby.
The day he was born? Guys, The guy who was on the set?
Guys, a kid is missing from the set.
A kid is missing from the set. Everyone starts doing this, right? Yes. Everyone crouches. They crouch to be quiet.
A kid is missing from the set.
He's not there!
He's not there!
Oh no!
I'm so short, I don't even know what I'm sitting on.
Wait.
A huge cabus?
You see, dad? That's a joke.
And it's funny, dad. Learn from the best.
Oh, look where the taxi was going.
Oh no!
No!
It's kind of disgusting. Hey, your tail is getting in the way. I know
We are coming to say in case it a kegus to burn us no event a see who looms mass who looms in a lucine's see
Kim ocean come ask you to me Siento bien figen sake me stop because I'll put a lot of this cook a muscle in ground It's a sick a significant in a. I think I'm going to get a pimple. They say that means money, right? Oh yeah? Then it's fine.
But don't scratch yourself.
Or a pimple.
I think it's a pimple, but I'm going to say it's money.
Yes.
They say that when you scratch your palm and your nose tip. Or when you hit your elbow. Oh, that's right. That you don't know. What is your superstition is those kissy? Me no, Tubre. I'm a Sosa piso de se tienen que repetir septiembre octubre
Es que sabes que siento lo que te tuyo vamos a terminar siendo esas viejitas que cuentan las mismas Y yo cuando se repetirá las historias aquí. Ah You know what's the detail? That we only have one life. We don't have to talk about this life, hey!
Hey!
Besides, I also feel that if we're really friends, it's one of those times when you already know the story and it's like, no.
Of course.
Of course.
And I really do thank my community, that for so many years I've been telling a story. Which one?
One.
One story. One of a man who... I lost faith in. And every time I told her, I loved to see comments like If Lupita tells this story a thousand times, I'll see her again. And that's why today we're going to talk about... Divorces. Divorces, girls. We're going to talk about...
How are you, Quesito? Oh, no, she already asked you. How are you? I'm sitting. Aaaaaaah!
I'm super good. I'm happy to see you again.
It's been a long time since I saw you. I know, I feel really weird. Really weird, I feel like that. I feel like, I have like the... Intensity... How do you call it?
Intuition. Intuition. intuition but I'm also sad that she's leaving the podcast. What? Do you think Lupita is going to take a break? Oh, my God. No, a break, Lupita. Yes, no, no. Besides, Quesito is filming a movie,
so she's leaving the podcast. Yes, because... You see how they asked me, like, hey, how do you feel that Quesito is in the movie and he's not in the movies anymore? We made a blood pact. I mean, the blood pact and we spit like this.
And we shook hands.
Of course! But I mean, how do you think life works, guys? The magic of the internet is that you can be here, you can be there. Yes. I mean, sorry, if we beat ourselves up recording all year long episodes in a week, we're going to do it.
Yes, because there must be an episode. Yes, of course, I mean, really. And the fact that... Imagine that... Hey, I'm getting married. So, as a married person... Well, this has to stop because...
I can't continue.
No, I...
Besides, if you're shooting a movie...
Hey, Quisito.
How are you going to be in the movie here? I mean... No. Many projects simultaneously, but if you hallucinate it's something like, Hey, that's it. It's something that's here. So don't get mortified, guys. Don't get mortified. Everything is fine. But if you're going to have to put up with us talking about things that have already happened
and you say I don't understand, give us a hand. Give us a hand. Was that it or did you run out of episodes? Decide. I think everyone understands it perfectly because we are not the only ones who do this Apart from the last ones, they were very recent
Yes
The truth
Uh-huh
Well
So we are fine, happy to be here And well, nothing, delighted to start with you this beautiful week
Bravo!
And don't go away because in half an hour the kitchen capsule enters Yes! So we're going to have Chef Eduardo Woo! Sí, claro. Y, este... Pues nos trae la sorpresita de que va a cocinar desnudo. Desnudo. Imagínate, así con mandil. Y de que se volte y se le vean las nalgas, ¿te das cuenta? Peludas. No.
Mejor no.
Porque si me lo estaba imaginando y es de que...
Oh, no.
Y se ve el chef Eduardo, wey. We love the ones that are breastfed. Up the breast. Hashtag, if there's no breastfeeding, there's no like. Of course! No, no, no, really, if there's no breastfeeding, there's no like. For example, Maylin, any breastfeeding? From the internet or from the famous house you're obsessed with? That you want to share with us?
Blond, from Monterrey, green eyes.
Aldo de Nigris.
Oh! Aldo de Niros en la casa de los Dolores. No, yo no hablo de absolutamente nada. Porque ya no se sabe. Si alguien comete un error, esto se corto. Ni lo van a ver.
Claro.
Entonces chicos, pues estamos listas para iniciar este bonito episodio. Ay, nosotras organizamos los episodios, hicimos toda la escaleta. Well, we're ready to start this beautiful episode. Oh, we organized the episodes, we did all the steps. Because you and I are so organized. I think that outside of organized, we are very disciplined.
Very.
And the discipline, something that gives you is the respect for work. And the right of others.
Which is peace.
Indeed. As one of your favorite characters in life said.
Of course. Benny. Oh, my dear Benny. You love him so much. is La Paz. Efectivamente. Que lo dijo uno de tus personajes favoritos en la vida.
Claro. El Benny.
Ay mi querido Benny.
Tanto que lo quieres.
Puta.
Toma.
Te tengo bien aborrecido a Benito Juárez. Neta, neta, loco. Por todo lo que hiciste pinche chaparrito culero. Neta, era un chaparrito culero. Dale como quiera. Ay, andaba en carrozas de oro. Sabes que deberíamos de hacer un día? Por ejemplo, he llegado a ver, hay una chava que me gusta escuchar que te explica la biblia, pero de risa.
Como si fuera chisme.
Sabes?
Deberíamos de hacer un capítulo un día como de historia y contar así como entendamos. De que era un chaparito culero. No, no, no, pero de esos... Culero. I had a riaton, I'm sure. I don't think so, that's what they say. Really? Yes. Who? The girlfriends he had. No, no, no, no, no. They would have seen.
It's not true, no one said it.
And I...
And you're like, oh, damn!
Oh, damn!
Well, it didn't seem so bad to me.
I have a riaton right now, but I don't know. I'm gonna be a little boy. Say hi to the little boys. For example, if Benito Juarez had come, he's already president. And he comes and he throws you the fart. But being president, but it's Benito Juarez. And he said, and you liked it. Oh, I don't know anything about what he's doing? But he's president.
Okay.
And you liked it. And he says, hey, let's have a romantic dinner. Do you pull? ¿Te cayó bien? ¿Y te dice, oye, pues vamos a tener una cena romántica? ¿Jalas? No.
¿Por qué?
Porque me da hueva.
O sea, sí.
Sí, y te va a empezar a contar, no, que yo en un jacalito, bañado de sol. Y la idea es que eso ya me lo contó Lupita. Ya lo sé. Ya me lo dijo durante un año y medio. What else do you know? I know about the landscapes of my dreams! Do another hairstyle! Experiment! What president would you have liked to kiss you?
No!
Kiss me?
Yes, Peña Nieto for example. When I thought I was going to talk, I would have loved to sit down and talk to Peña Nieto because he's very funny. I feel like I would have made some jokes that I would have made. Like a laugh. And I would have made a heart like this.
Wow.
But kissing? With Cardenas.
Oh, those people in the photos look very old. Horrible, yes.
Or they age very badly.
Fox.
Fox like a little dog.
No. I feel like with it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.
I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. besitos en el antro? No. No. Wey, you know I was in love with the dress. Yes. What a business, but very young, very young.
But well. I changed.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you had to choose, kiss Ricardo or Slobo, who would you kiss?
Fuck your mother, wey.
All respect to your mom.
What, dude? No.
If you have to decide with one, or if not, you lose all your money. I lose all my money.
Shut up!
What?
It's just that, apart from...
It can't be. There's no way you want to lose money, dude.
It's a kiss.
It's just that, for example, Ricardo is with the Zabaleta. No, they're single.
Oh, they're single?
Who's younger? Ricardo. Ricardo. With Ricardo? But I'm not older, right? No, he's older than you.
Oh, with Ricardo. I'm with Snow. Oh, well, the friends. And we both have podcasts.
No way, we have to collaborate.
The empire, the empire. We would be the kings of the world. Not the world, not the internet.
No, no, the world.
The world.
The truth.
Also, imagine that I came and you know what's the worst thing they're going to say? No, del mundo, no del internet. No, no, del mundo. Del mundo. La verdad. Aparte, imagínate que yo viniera y te... ¿Sabes qué es lo peor? Que les van a ir a poner que las alusiones se hablaron de ustedes y van a ver y ellas de que yo no los quiero besar. Ellos de que es que yo prefiero perder mi dinero que besarlas a ustedes, viejas locas. I don't know why you didn't attack my daughter either. No, no, no. It would be a friend thing. Yes, it would be a friend thing.
I would say, hey, you know what? I'm going to kiss you. One, I like bearded men. Two, eh...
So you're not suffering that much.
Two, we're single. And three, they're going to take my money if I don't kiss you. Who's going to take the system from you? sistema No, first we have to get seductive. I don't want to, because I get those guys from the salon who like you, but you don't like them.
What's wrong with them?
No one denies a kiss.
No, more because they're going to take my money. They'd better cut it, because they'll say, it's going to feel really bad, but no. Come on, just for money.
Well, it's the truth.
But you don't even... no nos besarían ni por dinero ni por nada. No, claro que no, güey. Si están solteros y nosotras solteras. Ah, o sea, tú dijiste, estamos deliciosas, güey.
¡Claro! Pero vamos, estoy mintiendo.
¿Tú crees?
Si le dicen a Lobo y a Ricardo, oigan, si no besan a una de las alusines, pierden todo su dinero. I was like, oh, because I like them. And I thought you were like, of course they'd kiss us.
And I was like, wow, what ego.
No, it's the same dynamic.
Oh, they'd also lose money. I feel like we'd make a deal as businessmen. Like, let's see, none of us want to kiss each other, but they're going to take everything from us. We have to kiss now. Or maybe Slobo kisses Ricardo. Yeah
Are you gonna let me on a no de as Viana's see no de que no
porque los veo como esos ways que me caen bien pero no no me gustan pero Eso me daría mucho vergüenza después verlos y de que justamente está donde quería llegar que cita a la verga de cartel tema del día O sea como te fui llevando Y me hiciste sentir el tema exactamente exactamente I mean, how did I get you? Ta ta ta ta ta And you made me feel the song Exactly So that's how this whole situation is linked
That's exactly the topic of today Hey, but what agility to do that stupidity and bring it to this No, and what's coming Because look at you there at home Today's topic has a lot to do with Slobo No, why? No. Ah, sí, eso sí sé. Ajá. El tema del día de hoy. O sea, ¿es lobo? ¿Se te hace que es un oso? Es que sí le dicen. ¿Ah, sí?
Sí. Yo estoy muy perdida, oigan. De verdad, me siento de notas.
Sí, sí, sí.
No sé, no sé. Él es un oso. Ok. and all that, and they're called bears. So, today's topic is...
Is?
Is...
Nothing else...
Breakups.
Yes, what about?
Kissing a stranger.
Who would you kiss?
Yes.
Today's topic is...
What a bear! Yes, right?
What a bear. Shame. What a bear! Yes, right? What a bear? Shame on you! What a bear dog! What a shame!
Yes, right?
Did I say it wrong?
I said it like a fucking Ileda!
I can't remember, I said it three times!
Ay, guacala!
Guys, I don't remember the rest of the words Ay! Guacala! Guys, I don't remember the rest Look! How do you do it?
How do you do it?
Do it one more time and that's it
No, I swear I forgot it, I tried it
No, stop it
No, I can't do it No, I mean, no! Woo!
Stop doing things to me!
Jamal!
Ay!
Ay, the little girl.
Ay, wey, I swear I'm going to make a clip of that
and I'm going to watch it when I'm sad.
Disgusting!
Disgusting!
See how cool he looks?
No way.
He's a talent.
And he's giving you a bear. Why? Because they are things I do without thinking and then I regret it and I get really cringe! I get embarrassed, I get jealous that what a bear dog! That I, dude, really, I say, why?
That this is my question for you. What?
Ok? My dear.
What? Why do you get jealous if you are so shameless too? And not in a bad way. I mean, Lupita no le da vergüenza a las cosas. No me da vergüenza hacer las cosas en el momento, ¿sabes? Pero luego ya después, como cuando estoy en mid, cuando estoy en un plano así como que relax, volteo y digo, ¿para qué? ¿Sabes? O sea, como que son dos personas.
O sea, como que soy yo en ese momento, ¡eh! ¡Me vale madre! You know what? I'm really scared of bears. What? First tell us about the Quesipedia and then I'll tell you. Oh.
What does the Quesipedia say?
Oh, yeah, because what bear is from Mexico? What bear is from Mexico?
Yeah, because in English you don't say,
what bear, right?
Oh, of course.
Oh, it's true.
It's from Mexico. I'll explain what a bear is. lo que estamos haciendo. Oso es lobo. Jajaja A ver, ¿qué oso? Un hombre peludo, barbón, grandote.
Claro.
Con chiches de preferencia.
Sí, generalmente están chichones.
Pero chichones bien.
No como mi ex.
No, chichones así de almohada. No, no chiches de ubre. No, chichones de cojiencito. of a little lamb that has to do with his body, because it's so cool Exactly But, what a bear, listen, is like Let's see, we're going to explain it to you well because it's a term that's not so general
I mean, what a bear is more like, what a shame like you remember something and you say no, what a shame and you can feel a bear in the moment say, what a bear, what a bear, what a bear or, what a shame of of ya después como le pasa a Lupita. De que se acuerde la situación y es de que, wey, por?
O sea, qué oso. Qué oso. Que eso yo recuerdo, yo empecé a escuchar el qué oso. Mucho en las novelas, como Morras Ferezas lo decían, wey, qué oso. De que rebe de ella, sí.
Sí, incluso de que soñadoras, yo creo, por allá. I swear, I get super embarrassed. But why is it about being embarrassed? Because it's about being embarrassed, really. It's like, oh no, I'm so embarrassed. Let's see, May, look up where the term, what is it, comes from. Please.
And thank you.
We have it here, in production, it's on the shelf.
Yes.
So, I think we've all been through a lot of... Embarrassment. So, I think we've all been through a lot. I feel like I have a lot of beard. I think both of us have a lot of beard or shame.
Post-action.
But I think you have more than me. Shame. In the action and before.
No, no, no, no.
So, no, why, why, why? That's it. Like you have the... That reminds me a lot of when... To girls, dude. and that reminds me a lot of when I was a kid, that it's embarrassing to do things. And you as an adult, sometimes it's embarrassing to do things. Everything is embarrassing, and we learned it in the Cringe...
Here's the meaning.
Oh, well, Niquiri, do you think I have a vision like that?
Let's see, Niquiri.
No, we're just paying attention.
What does it say? Let's see.
Origin dates back to the Middle Ages, when bears were trained to perform street shows. Which was considered a form of ridicule.
Oh, that's horrible. I didn't like it.
Let's start from there.
We have to come up with...
What?
What? A word that highlights us.
What?
What? We're very creative. de nosotras que... mhm que... somos bien ocurrentes andamos con la creatividad a tope vamos a decir que... que sombrerazo medio sombreras dejemos de decir que oso
mejor que sombreraso que sombreraso me sentí super sombreruda yo también wey imaginate yo siento que tu, si sientes muchas veces real sombrero I felt like a real sombreruda Me too, imagine I feel like you, I mean, you feel like a sombrero a lot Like right now with this
Yes, with this for example
What a sombrero
What a sombrero But you know something? Before this episode is out I'm going to erase it from the face of the earth But I'm so embarrassed A video that I did on TikTok of the face of the earth, but I'm so embarrassed.
A video that I did on TikTok, but I think I've already told you. One where I'm like with sportswear dancing in the pool that I'm in in Merida.
So you're-
Shut up!
And the camera moves with your braids.
Yes!
Dude, you have no idea.
I at the time said I'm iconic at the time. Because I was making fun of my tap teacher.
Okay?
Real followers know who my tap teacher was.
One who messed with the one from Megacable or something.
I started dancing, dude.
You know?
And it's a Karol G song, right?
Yes, I think so. Yes, yes, yes.
Dude, no way. I mean, look at this.
Oh, dude.
What color are my shorts? Like pink, I think.
Yes, right?
I think you have more than three braids. Yes, I have braids.
And you have a sports bra.
Oh, yes.
You know, yesterday... I'm feeling the sting in my stomach But I feel like you see it worse than it is Because I was following you Because I started following you when you lived in Merida And I didn't see it like, what a great hat! Because at the time they were dancing to that song But now you see it Oh, really dude
I'm not going to delete it, don't forget it I think I already deleted it It's not that you already have it You can't do anything Everyone does it I deleted it. It's not like they already have it. They can't do anything. They all have it. But I think it's very useful, also the content we made. That's it.
Lately, I don't know, I always have a lot of notifications on TikTok. But suddenly, I don't know, mentions, normally there are 100, 200. But suddenly when I see a thousand mentions,'m like, wait, what did you find? And I go to the mentions and they're tagging me on my TikToks from the past. Take it, because all you're doing is
deleting the video. Of course. That's the first thing I do. I go into the video, hide it. Done. It's over. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. But I hate when people find things that I thought were super cool.
And it gives me a lot of cringe. I look at myself and I say, what was wrong with you? Why were you dancing like that? Why were you singing like that? Eh? I didn't sing.
No, I did. Like lip sync.
Of course! That's true. It gives me a lot of bear. Wait. No, I get a lot of hats. A lot of hats. I mean...
I mean... Why? Why? Why? Why?
Because, like, dancing and doing stupid things, a lot of TikTokers became super famous, dude. Yeah, but I feel like they saw themselves as...
Cool.
I see them like, Oh, right, you're a TikToker who dances. But we didn't do it to the point where we'd say, of course, we're TikTokers who dance. I'm all tied up with my workout pants. When TikTokers do it with their pants on, their hips are like, wow.
And they do a choreography that's already... In trend.
I don't even know who...
Really, dude. It's one of those things that you can't believe. But I think we're going to talk about content that...
Oh my god!
Yours?
No, no, both.
I mean, there are a lot of things we do like that. Something that as an adult you're ashamed of. Something that like my TikToks, I think I am. But something like that, for example, I'm very ashamed of... There are few things that I'm ashamed of... I'm ashamed of few things in life, right? But I'm ashamed of being in a mall, for example,
and not finding the store, you know? I mean, I start like... Oh, you blocked something horrible. Yes, I feel like everyone is looking at me and everyone is saying, Ha! Look at that stupid girl who doesn't know how to get to the store!
And I'm like, where is it? And suddenly, it had already passed through here, because I'm super out of place. That made me... I was so embarrassed, like, I want to know where it is. You know what's the worst thing I've ever felt? Well, I've felt different things, but the worst thing, I have it super engraved in my head. I was like 16 years old and I was just starting out in the gym. I was ashamed to tell the gym trainers if I was going to do a routine.
So I would look for things on the internet, like everyone else, I would look for things, I would prepare them at home and I would say it so I wouldn't look so stupid that I would go to the gym and think, what do I do now? And I remember I had seen an exercise't learn anything But I remember that I couldn't lift it How? Do you realize that I had to pull the cable like this?
And I couldn't because I have very weak arms I can't do a lizard, I can't do anything Did you put a lot of weight on it?
No, a bar, dude
A single bar, I can't, I'm really bad
What?
I can't save you. No, I mean... I have to lower your suitcase. Maybe it could, but I think that when I start to feel the effort, I say, no, no, I can't, I can't. And I remember that the machine was very busy, but I was very sure because I said, dude, I saw it on the internet, I have my And you know what I did? I pretended to be marked by the TV.
Oh, of course!
I did it like this, I felt like I couldn't, and I said, Oh, they're marking me. And I went home, dude.
I said, no. And it was the first exercise, I give myself that I say, you don't deserve to be here, go home.
That was good.
You know, go to sleep for a while, why? But I have it super recorded, that obviously people realized that I couldn't, and I'm going to call. Sure.
Yes, dad.
I found out.
Why? Nobody called you. But that happens a lot in the gym, and I don't think you're the only one. And that's why I don't like them. Because that's like... I'm going to grab this. Envy is... ...in full bloom.
Put it there so it can rest. I'm not going to be fighting. But that thing about the gym... I mean, obviously... I feel like... Not at the level of going, but at the level of leaving the equipment.
Of course. I mean, I'm going to the walker. I have to start from scratch. Of course. No, kids. Besides, you know I get fat when I'm in the gym. That's why I don't go.
If I'm doing something, for example, a pull-up, and I have to go here. I'm doing it like this, it's working for me, and there's a guy, the coach, and he says, hey, you have to go down here, in the middle. I'm doing it up here, for example, here. It's a difference of nothing. The whole community of mothers will come and say,
-"Sorry!" -"Sorry!
If you don't do it, you can have a cervical eschew in the latent.
I don't care!
You know, when it's not so different... You have to lower it a little more here.
Get out!
You know?
That's when I feel like I'm doing it all the time like a stupid person And everyone was watching me When in the end no one pays attention I don't know I've seen videos on TikTok of people making fun of people in the gym My ideas are not lies
Of course, that's true
It's not worth it Another thing that gave me a lot of shock was what I told you about the guy who told me I'll carry your backpack, he threw it at me No se vale. Otra cosa que me dio mucho sombrerazo fue lo que te conté del güey que me dijo te cargo la mochila y que me la tiró. Güey, yo estuve pensando en eso todo. O sea, yo creo que hasta la fecha de repente me acuerdo y digo güey, ¿por qué?
O sea, y al final entiendo, man, a ponerte que no fue tu culpa. No, pero ya pónganse en la situación, no fue mi culpa. But he's the asshole, I hate him. Yes, obviously. And you picked her up and... Imagine that. I hate him, man. I swear, every day I went to the bathroom, everyone was looking at me because they remember
that yesterday he threw my backpack and I had to pick it up. And everyone was making fun of me. And they probably went to his house and told his parents. No, that controlled me too much because it was very embarrassing. Very, very embarrassing. You know what I'm remembering?
Once I went to a quinceañera in Guadalajara, my cousins' and everything. My cousins are like that age, we were all flirting and stuff. And, they uploaded that photo. I'm wearing a green dress.
It's a green dress, and green dress with a little tail. I posted it on the web. It was until I was 15, the time of this whole situation. I went and I was wearing that dress, it was like a pencil, a little tail like this. And I was dancing and dancing.
I looked at everything and I was like, yes! And that's when I go crazy, because we get excited when we're dancing. On the floor, and twerk, and shit. One time I crouched and... And I crouched and the whole dress... But I'm talking to you...
It opened up from here...
And I was like...
And my cousins will remember. Fernando Pelayo, I send you a kiss. I got the anus. But I got all the buttocks. I mean, I couldn't even stop Shh! I mean, since it was a stretch, I would stick it on and they would keep looking at my butt. I was wearing a tank top.
I was wearing a tank top.
But then, no, it's the pumps, you know? And I remember that my cousin Fernando quickly took off his jacket and gave it to me. But the jacket, I was like, thanks. And I was going to go. And it was like a hacienda, there were some rooms where we could go. And my aunts and cousins were like,
No way, Lupita, come here! And I was like, yeah. Well, I was walking with my jacket on, and where it was inside the party, it was hot, I mean, you didn't feel it that much, but outside it was cold. So, I was going, and when I got out of the cold,
I started to get a lot jacket to cover my butt. My butt was open. I was holding my butt from the back. But my butt was open. My butt was open.
What was the use of the jacket?
What was the use of the jacket?
I was like, thank you. But it was too short. I was scared for my sisters. They were going to remember that. I was like, what the fuck? I was with my sisters, and they're all going to remember that. And I was like, what the fuck, what a shame, for Lucida, for Lucida, to be dancing and your dress breaking, and for Lucida, for Alusin, for wanting to...
Besides, it's good that my thigh broke, because you could see everything. Everything. And then when it opened, the person behind me saw my anus. I mean, obviously, because, you know, I mean, porque... Sabes, agachada y así, wey, me acuerdo. Yo de que no, y odio. Y de que, pues ya lo cosimos y así, de que no, vete. Yo, no, no, pues ya no quiero ir a la fiesta, wey.
¿Qué chingón voy a hacer ahí? Y de que no, en el caso, en? I wanted to minimize it through the laugh. No, Bri, don't worry, they're all super cute. But I was like...
Didn't they tell you what happened to me?
You started telling everyone. No, but they all knew. But I was like...
Yes, no way!
I was like, man, what Lupita, my dress broke. Like, my sister told me, relax, everyone is looking at me like, like, I'm sorry, you know? And I was like, everything broke. Inside.
And my sister was like, stop, don't say that, you're normal, if they see you, do that, more X. I'm like, dude, stop. Don't say, like, you're normal. If they see you, you're like, do that, plus X.
And I'm like,
I broke it. Eh!
Oh no!
I hate, hate, hate, hate, dude, with all my being. But, well, in the end,
these are things that happen. To the nalgonas. No, who would bring you on the floor? Well, yes, it's true. It wasn't a suitable dress. Yes, no, no, man. Be careful with the Lapid Chavos dresses, because it was like... But I feel that happens to a lot of people, I don't know, they go to the bathroom and the dress stays on top of their panties, or they go out like that. You know how? I mean, what a horror.
Dude, haven't you been with people? that he did it, that he shat and cleaned himself with the sock.
No. Yes.
And I couldn't believe it, literally, that there's no way. No, really, he took off my sock and threw it in the bathroom. I said, there's no way. Dude, to go buy that there's no way.
The sock is there.
What?
Did you know that?
Oh, yeah?
Like it's more common than we think. That's disgusting. Do you do it, Nigiri? No. But you do it.
Oh, Nigiri!
Nigiri is very good at cleaning with his sock.
Wow!
Look!
And they're going to be in the bathroom.
But that's very... I didn't know, and it has nothing to do with the shame thing, but I went to the bathroom and connected. And if you ask people who work in places like that, I'm kidding, how many socks have you found? Oh, my daughter, or panties.
I mean, in the glass jars. Oh, no, not that. But you know what I just remembered? That if I say what a hat. I had a boyfriend, I'm not going to tell you which one.
Uh-huh. I'm not going to tell you which ones.
But I had a boyfriend who, once we traveled to Mexico City, well, a normal trip, and I remember that it's very easy for me to get sick with street food. I mean, I feel a lot of sensitivity very quickly. And I remember that outside, I literally remember, outside the Soumaya Museum, I bought a mango, one of those that are in the cart. But I'm not saying that I was lost, but with the sun setting a little bit, I already fell heavy. I mean, the fruit, the food, whatever. So obviously, I was probably a little sunburned, but when I tried it, it was very good.
You know? I swear, two minutes passed and you start feeling the stomach... And I... And besides, he was a boyfriend I really loved. I mean, I'm not saying that I was going with Lupita or... And X.
No, no, no. And I started thinking, fuck, I have to go to the hotel. I mean, I was like, my stomach hurts. But I didn't want to say I knew it was because I was going to let go of the door. So, he was like, we should go to the hotel. And I was like, mhm. So, you realize it's one of those hotels that I hate, I hate, I hate.
I change that mode because I hate it.
The door is like glass and it's open from the top and bottom. Oh, what a deal! What good is that fucking door for me? I mean, no. What business? What's the use of that fucking door? Let's say you're taking a shower, all the steam comes out of the room and it's a mess in the whole room. Let's say something happens, everything is heard. So I was very embarrassed because I was like 20 years old.
I think if it happens to me with Arturo, it's normal, I'm human, he explained to me.
But it's one of those stages where you say, but I'm a woman. I'm human, you know? But it's one of those moments where you're like, but I'm a woman!
I'm a lady!
I'm a lady!
And tell me, miss. Like that, you know? So, I was like, oh no, my belly really hurts, my belly hurts a lot. And I was like, dude, no matter how much I tell him, no, no, there's no way, there's no way. And he was like, don't you want to go to the bathroom?
And I was like, how dare you say such a stupid thing to me? That lack of respect for me. How am I going to go to the bathroom? I never do that, you idiot. Eh, stupid ball. And he was like, don't you want to go to the bathroom? He was very normal, and I was like, no, I don't want to go to the bathroom. It hurts like gastritis. And it wasn't gastritis, it was that I got sick from the belly.
And I was like, fuck. And I kept going. I swear, I felt like I was going to go to the bathroom. Of course, instead of telling the truth, yes. And I wanted to go to fuck, my stomach hurts. And I was walking around the room and my stomach hurt a lot. My stomach hurt a lot because I said, dude, the best thing is for him to go to the pharmacy. And that while he's there, I'll do the bathroom and he'll come back.
And it's over, you know? And he said, my stomach hurts a lot. And he said, well to go to the bathroom. And he told me, suddenly, he said, hey, if I go down to the lobby to ask if they have like a Alkacelzer or something like that. Because with Alka... no, I'm kidding. And he told me that something like that, I...
Oh, well, I don't know. Well, yes.
Go.
Go and take your time, it doesn't matter. Go. And I remember it was... I opened the door and put the chain on because I said anything that I follow in the bathroom I say oh wait a month that I put the insurance I realized that I am stupid and I remember that I got very sick of the stomach, I got very sick, very bad, disgusting, now I am the one who is talking about poop and it gave me a lot of shadow because obviously it entered... Obviously it came in and it smelled! Obviously!
I don't have to talk, you understand me.
Of course! And it came in and I was like, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yeah!
And I remember that he got me some Pepto Bismol, those that they give you in the lobby, that come in two pills like that. And I was outside the bathroom and I was lying down, and I was like, oh, I feel so good. You know those times when you go to the bathroom and you feel good? Yes, yes, yes. And I told her, I feel great, and she gave me the pills,
and she said, here, just in case you need them. And she said, I'll help you go to the bathroom, and I was like, no. I haven't gone. No, I went better. But I don't know why, I was so embarrassed to go to the bathroom. And to this day I feel like...
I'm like that. Right? Because even Arturo said he doesn't know when he's going to the bathroom. It's a secret. He doesn't realize. He's just like, I'm going to the bathroom. And in a minute, so no one knows I did the two.
But why? I don't know. No, see it's just as close to the Duke's in the methanol a cabeza you are It's the noise normal low a culture simply you mean can't have you sir see She could wear by no way Where by no troubles you got a little next to Tom? Victoria's to tell us what you're doing Hey, man, don't miss a guitar. Okay. Oh I mean, I don't want them to die.
But I don't know why, because it's something so normal, I explain myself. And it's not like no one around me talks about going to the bathroom. You would say, well, I'm in a community where we all hide it. No, man, I mean, my brother is like you,
he tells you he's going to the bathroom,
I mean, he don't do the bathroom. No.
And suddenly you just disappear like that. And what do you do? Hello.
Yeah.
But I don't do the bathroom.
You do magic.
And a lot of times, I mean, there can be people in my house, that in my bathroom, fortunately, there's an extractor, because those things make noise. I'm going to open the water tap. What? Oh! Why? Obviously I put a little tray with which they wash the sink, ok? It's in the drawer. Relax.
I have a whole system. It even makes more noise. No, because I feel like it sounds like I'm washing my hands.
Oh, wow!
Hey, if you're washing your hands, you get into your nails. Yes, for five minutes. You're washing like this. No, you know, that's never... It's never like...
But I don't know why.
Because you're ashamed.
Uh-huh.
I mean, you're ashamed to be seen as human, you know? Yeah, I want to be seen like this all the time. Yes, yes! No, like everything that is a fluid, it disgusts me. For example, I have no way of getting my nose to ring. When have you seen me with my nose ringing?
Never? What? And how do you do it?
Obviously when I'm alone. Ah, ok. But everything that is around me with fluids... To expel something like that. It gives me a lot of disgust, I don't know, dude. I mean, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed that people know that if I'm snoring it's because I have a lot of snot. I mean, I'm ashamed, dude.
Oh, what?
That's weird, it's true, I've never seen you snore, dude.
Never.
Are you like a narnia?
No, no.
What the hell? I'm ashamed of the smallest things I say. I mean, nobody cares. Yeah, I don't think anyone would say, Eww, your nose is running. You have a flu, you need to get it out. Eww, what the hell is wrong with your nose? No, no. For example, don't you see yourself in the famous people's house?
No. You die? No. I've come to think about what I would do if I were in the famous people's house. I feel like I would go into one of those bathrooms and that's where I would do what I have to do.
I mean, I would get my nose ringing, I mean, everything.
Even though you know they have cameras? No, inside the cup.
Yes, of course.
Inside the cup?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
And do you see people peeing? I'm not going to mess with anyone. But when you're not doing poop, when you're just sitting, for example, even if you're sitting, for example, did you see that yesterday he came out crying in the bathroom cup? He was literally sitting in the bathroom cup and there's the camera. Hey, but Duda, that's really dangerous.
I mean, at any time, if you're peeing, can you turn on the camera? No, they're always recording. I'm not going to go in there. I'm not going to go in there. I'm not going to go in there. I'm not going to go in there. I'm not going to go in there. I'm not going to go in there. I'm not going to go in there. I'm not going to go in there.
I'm not going to go in there ever again. Never? With that, dude. No. There's no way. You're going to be able to offer me the millionth time in my life.
There's no way.
The simple fact of knowing that someone is watching me and can control me if I turn on the camera. No. Oh guys, so Kessito just rejected the offer that they haven't made him?
Yes.
That they would never make me. That they would never make you. No! You won it in the kitchen. No, I would be a problem. I would be a tyrant. They would kick me out because I live in a house full of anger. I swear. The simple fact that they put some blankets that itch me, I'm going to ruin the lives of everyone in the house.
Everyone. I'm going to wake up in a bad mood and say, get out of here. The simple fact that I can be slightly overstimulated, I become a bitch, if I explain myself, I become very angry, so no, dude. I mean, why would I do that? I'm going to go out, I've told Lupita that if I give up my career like this in the house of the famous, I'm going out, take my cell phone and tell me, I'm going to intern you for a while because you don't want to see what happened. For all this that you have done in your life. I swear, if I get in, I'll be in jail.
If I get out, I'll be in jail. And without seeing your phone, you can see it directly. No, and when you're okay, we'll talk. Give yourself the time you need. I mean, you do, even if they see you in the room peeing. Yes, of course, I love to do it with the door open.
They're going to see you clean up. Yes, I love doing it with the door open. I'm going to dogs, with Juan, like, honey, come watch this video. Like, in the cup, you know? Like, look, I don't know what to do. I don't have a problem with that.
I don't have anything like that, that they see me, that they listen to me, nothing, I mean, nothing. I remember, once I was embarrassed, was when I had a fart in front of a boyfriend. Ah, ok. But we were like, like, we were just starting, you know?
And suddenly, like, we were, I was laughing like, oh my god! You went too far. And he was like, I didn't go, you did. I was like, are you crazy?
I didn't go.
And he started denying it. But there was no one else, right?
No, there were just the two of us.
But the thing was, he was so cool about it. Like, oh yeah, I don't know, yeah, you go too far, I don't know, whatever. And then, he sent me a video of him recording on a small screen.
Because we were outside his house, so he had the cameras. It was you. And me.
How necessary.
Exactly. And I said, oh no, how ridiculous, of course not, that video, what? And I heard the noise, but you can see my face.
What?
Of course, you can't see a fart, but you can see my face like... Haha, you! It was you, you pig! And after that, I said,
why?
Why hide it? I remember that when I started to tinder a lot, I said, I'm going to start the other way around. You know? I'm going to start talking,
not throwing myself asses with my friends,
yes,
but talking about poop, and panussies, and asses, and that I can fart, and if I fart, well, your fart. I said I'm going to start so I don't waste time, because what if I get a big one?
You're a lady.
You're a pig, eh? I mean, no, no, not once they leave. It's just that, for example, when you do it, I don't care. Obviously, here in the podcast, you tell me some things that I say, like, why are we talking about whether I prefer to masturbate or poop on stage? But, for example, other people do it, they tell me that they go to the bathroom and I say, I don't care. X Arturo is also very open-minded and he says, I want to wash my nipples. Oh, well, I'm ashamed of the before, the while and the after.
I'm ashamed of everything. Of course, of course, of not doing it! Yes, I don't want to. I remember perfectly when that happened to me, that I threw myself in front of a school. I, since I was a kid... I can't imagine, there's no way!
It's the worst day of my life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I remember I started to feel my stomach really hard. I was like, what's wrong with me? My belly hurts a lot. Like that, like you're breathing. And my belly started to hurt a lot. I remember that in my school, in front of the cafeteria, there were some tables and a little tent. So I went to stop at the post office.
I stood against the post office like this, and I was looking at it and I was like, what a guy, I'm going to get a stomachache, I don't know what's going on, and so on. And this guy comes, his name was Diego, a friend, a year older, and he comes and to scare me, he comes and grabs me from behind the pole and like crushes me.
Like, hey! Like that.
And...
Yeah.
And what did you say? Did he hear it? Yeah, I guess it was crucial It is you baby I think it was you miss a pot. Oh, yeah Okay, damn, you know me I mean, oh my god I don't see it. I know I Think I think here keep on the other And I was like, no, dude, look at this. And he was like, Cass, of course not. And I was like, yes.
And then you start getting mad. Like, stop, asshole, stop. What's the joke? You're not making me laugh. I can't laugh right now because... With a stone that was there.
It's gone, damn it. Stop, dude, stop. Dude, it's the only time in my life, I swear, in my life, that someone has heard me say one and I had to make a joke out of it. I mean, a joke like, ¡Falsa pato, ya, déjame, ya, vete, vete, ya! I mean, I couldn't go home because as soon as I'm caught doing something that embarrasses me,
I become a fucking bitch. I mean, it's like, ¡Cájame! ¡Ya! ¡Vete para allá! ¡No te hice algo que hacer! ¡A defensiva! Sí, güey. Y me puse así y él le dio mucha risa. Fue de que, ¡ay, güey, ya!
¡X!
Ajá, de que super X. ¡Ay, no, güey! Pero me acuerdo y me acuerdo que cuando se fue me quedé solita ahí en la carpa porque estaba sola, porque me sentía mal. I can't recover mentally from this situation I just lived.
You know something else that I was really ashamed of?
And I didn't understand how...
other people didn't give a shit. They didn't give a shit about this freedom, like... You know this podcast is for adults. But this freedom, like, if the guy down here realizes...
There's no way!
No way!
No, no, no, no.
I took years, really. I mean, for me, I don't know what the hell
they're going to be doing there, kissing me on the ass!
No! No, no, no, dude. Really, I mean, no, no, no, I mean, no!
I don't know, no, no, no,
no way. And what happened? Your boyfriend is saying,
and you're like, no! No, uh-huh. I was like, no, no, no, no.
Leave me alone!
And I have a beautiful girlfriend, huh? But it was very... I don't know, like... Like I was saying... Hey, in my mind it was like... Imagine, kid, I'm like this,
and there's a Betts' dedication. Yeah, like... I hate it! I hate it! I hate it because I don't connect. I don't relax.
It doesn't click. And then I was like, if they say it's so cool, let's see. And suddenly, it was like the cussing. And I was like... No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, really, it was so hard. Did you guys have a good time? No, I share that feeling. Oh yeah? That feeling of like... Yeah, and it was like, what are you looking at me? What are you looking at that I can't see?
Like, like, like, you know? And it also happened to me a lot that I'm a virgin. No, it's not true, I'm a virgin. No, it happened to me a lot that later I felt like you can't see me naked. Because it's like, I jump out of the room. I have to dress.
You know? I was like, that's putting on my blouse without lifting my arms. Exactly! Because I was like, it's over, you can't see me. We can't be here like this. I mean, it's not funny, and why are you going to see me in underwear? And I remember that I saw a person who told me that Casper is like a swimsuit. No, it's not a swimsuit.
We're not on the beach, asshole.
Do you see a pool?
No. I still feel a little bit of it in my underwear. I don't. Not in staying like this... Laying down in your underwear.
No, no, no.
Let's see the theme.
I feel a little bit like...
For example, the same thing happened to me, just like that. After the action, you realize that you're super covered. You're like, you're already there, what can I change? I just saw you and I'm like, I'm so embarrassed, let me go! Leave me alone! And I was like, it didn't make sense, like, oh my God, what the hell, right? And I was like, no, seriously, seriously. And I was a little bit inside, like, maybe I was putting my pants up,
like, to get up by my pants, you know? I mean, like, I was getting over it. But I was like, oh, I'm going to the bathroom Hey, is this a porn movie?
Hey!
I feel like everyone is saying, you're crazy I swear, I'm better now, I'm good But when I first started this whole situation And it lasted for years, many years That this shyness Is this shyness or innocence?
You're so small
I'm so shy of that innocence. You're so small. I'm... petite. No, bro. This situation of... of... of being seen as... so vulnerable, like a butterfly. I get to feel that, for example,
in moments where we have to wear fittings or clothes like that, that I realize that I can take my clothes off and, for example, in front of Jero, who's the one who dresses us, I can be take my clothes off. For example, in front of Jero, who's the one who dresses us, I can be like this in underwear,
in what I'm wearing, and there have been times where I've realized that who would I look like in underwear, like, let me see, pass me the pants.
Of course!
When I was like...
Of course!
No, I was already like that, for the rapids, I'm good, oh, I'm so embarrassed that you're there!
I was like, oh!
I was just thinking, no!
I hated it, because in my mind, I was like, oh, I'm going to pee. In my mind, I was more like, what do you see that I don't? That I want to see that you're watching. Of course, that we don't see it. And that for me was like, no, no nosotros no vemos. Ajá. Y eso para mí era de que no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No hay manera. No. ¿Sabes algo que me daba muchísima vergüenza? Como que noviar en frente de mi familia.
Yo no podía.
Ah, claro. Yo no podía agarrarle la mano a un novio, no podía besar a un novio, no podía. No, güey. I feel like a line that says, my family is here. 100% I mean, I've never been with a boyfriend like, like a boyfriend, dude. Like, like, yeah!
Zero.
I mean, I think the most has been with, with... On a trip, maybe holding hands, because my parents are very walkers, holding hands, so it's like, there, holding hands. But like, kissing me in the mouth, in front of my parents are very walkable, they hold hands, so it's like, there, holding hands. But like, kissing in the mouth... In front of my parents?
How are you going to get married?
Sorry?
No.
No way.
No, and my sisters are more free, huh?
I don't.
They're more like...
I don't know if it's because we're the first women, I feel like we're like... Seeing what's up. que... Viendo que pedo. De que, oye, respeto. Con respeto. ¿Cómo vas a besar a tu novio de cinco años en frente de tus papás? Oye, que somos unas rancherotas. Eso, somos super rancheras, güey. No, no, no, de verdad. O sea, todo eso a mí Si eso se trata. Lo tengo en la misma línea. No, pues que te embarace.
Sí, que mi papá vea.
Sí, que vea.
Ándale, sí. Si de art show se trata. Pues ya, de una vez, hacemos todo. No, güey, no, no hay manera que yo bese a Arturo, no. super bien así pero en frente de mis papás, wey yo me molestaba. Yo era así como de que, ¿qué te pasa? Que falta de respeto. Y ella es de que, wey literal, de que no sé, que la están abrazando así, de que le di un beso así en el cachete, pero teniéndola abrazada así como que en la mesa, ¿perdón?
Y ni siquiera es como que un beso en la boca, ¿qué se está pensando? I know, I know, I know. I mean, this relationship, I mean, I mean, this relationship, I mean,
I mean, this relationship, I mean,
I mean, this relationship, I mean,
I mean, this relationship, I mean, I mean, this it either I can't I can't either So you're up to date? Up to date And I think it's good because it's the right thing Well, everyone should feel comfortable
The truth
So up to date and for example at your wedding and stuff It's like No, I'm going to kiss him but for example I kiss long So Even if it's my wedding You're nervous There's no way Yo besarme beso largo, así de que... Aunque sea mi boda, güey.
Me das tan nervio, o sea...
No hay manera. Claro que le voy a dar un beso así que bye. Yo le... Llega Juan y de que bueno ya me boda, sale. Sabes? O sea, aquí frente a ustedes es diferente.
Ajá.
Frente a mi papá, así de que... Bye, amor. No, güey. No. No way! I think it was around this time in Mexico City, but when Juan and I went to Hermosillo, we slept in separate rooms. Yes, obviously. Because we were boyfriends and everything, but in my house we couldn't sleep... In fact, the times Juan and I have been to Hermosillo, there haven't been many, we slept in separate rooms.
Because they're not married. When we're married... And do you think they give you a chance now? Yes. Already married, yes. casados ya cuando estemos casados y crees que si tienen chance ya si ya casados y si ya casados y porque es diferente o sea porque una cosa es que cojan en su casa pero ya acá tengo 35 no mames pero yo lo súper entiendo o sea
ni siquiera te digo de que eres una retrograde no voy yo digo que bueno no te estás pensando en frente de tus pap. Es que aparte no me nace. Aparte ni siquiera se me... Así como de que para estar... Y Juan, te juro por Dios, güey, que super entiende este... Ni siquiera es como que...
Con ningún novio batallado en cuestión de que mi novio sea muy encimoso, por ejemplo. because it can happen, that your partner is super affectionate and is good to your parents like they understand my body language perfectly when my parents are there I mean, nothing and I'm really ashamed of that, like suddenly they discover us you know, like they don't discover us, we're in the kitchen now that they came Juan and I in the kitchen and Juan says, well, we're going to go take a shower.
And every time we go to a place in the house, Juan says, well, I'm going to take a shower. And we go out and I turned my mom's face to the door.
And I was like...
And Juan says, everything's fine. And my mom pretends not to see. What happened? You get it! No, pero también siento que si lo ha visto no me va a decir, porque siento que también a él le daría vergüenza de que, ¿qué onda que te besaste con tu novio de dos años? O sea, siento como que no lo hablaríamos y quiero creer que no, que no me ha visto. No, a mí una vez me descubrió mi abuela.
¿Y qué pasó?
Estaba besuqueándome con un noviecito en su casa, I was with a boyfriend at his house. I was with them for a while and my grandma was like, bring your friends, bring your boyfriends, but you're in the living room, you're not out there. I remember it very well, it was my boyfriend and my grandma's living room. And there were some guys, I was the one who was flirting. And the living room was in a room
and there was a door with an arch and the kitchen was there So I was very close to him and suddenly I was like... No, at that moment I'm going to live somewhere else Dude, it was like...
And my grandma was like... The door is locked and they're knocking, I have to go through, I had to go through the living room because the kitchen door didn't open, so we didn't use the living room door, and as soon as something happened, I had to go through. And it happened, but it was my grandmother's seriousness,
and I... So I had to do it to go through, because imagine my grandmother like,
okay, here it is. And I... So I had to do it to pass, because imagine, I'm like, okay, here it is.
And I think that he saw me for three seconds is a lot. One, two... And also because it's not a kiss, and you're not flirting, like, oh, come on. No, no, I was legs above him.
Yes, of course.
And he was looking at me like this.
I hate!
And then did he talk to you or never? Oh! Obviously, in this case, he touched you. Because he saw a lot of ass. He touched you and I was like, no. He shouldn't touch you. Not that. Everything on top of the clothes. But since he's touching you, Lupita.
And I was like...
What a shameful conversation. A lot.
That he touched you. Don't let him touch you. And I was like, no, how do you think they're going to admit it? It was just like that, I don't know what. Did they grab your boobs?
And I was like, no.
No.
No.
If they grabbed your boobs, I saw it.
I saw that they grabbed your boobs.
Imagine if they told you that.
Your grandmother, did she grab your boobs?
Yes.
And I was like, which one? And I was like, obviously, I saw it and you don't mess with me. You're not grabbing him.
And you had grabbed him?
Lupita.
But over the clothes? Yes.
I swear that's how it was. Tell me the truth. I'm not going to tell your mom. And I swear to God that my mom is finding out about this. I know that my mom didn't tell her anything. Not even a single thing. But I remember she said to me a lot of times
I grab your boobs. And I was like, no, I swear I don't. And I still feel like maybe I didn't feel it because my bra has a sponge. And I was like, oh, well.
Well.
And I was like,
I didn't feel it because my bra has a sponge.
I mean, And I was like, I didn't feel it because my bra has a sponge.
I mean, I think about it and I'm like... The worst lie in the world.
What's wrong with me? No, it had a sponge but it feels like...
Of course.
But it feels like... Don't let them touch you or anything, because they're assholes and I don't know what. And then, literally, you're going to want to stick in the way, because they're all assholes. And then, all of a sudden, he's going to want to poke you.
And I was like, what?
And he was like, yeah.
I was like, no, I didn't know that much. I mean, I was 21 or 22, I had relationships, but I was already very old. At that time, I think I was like 18. So, no way, I was just going through my period. I was super calm in that aspect. I was like, yes, how do you think?
Because men are manly. So, yes, put on the clothes and everything you want. But since they want to get you in... Hey, but when I... And you touched him there. Be careful, because then that gets like that,
men get crazy. Be careful, because once this gets like this, men go crazy. And I was like, what? How? Yes, they go crazy. The pirinola, I was saying.
The pirinola gets on them. And then?
And then how do you stop the pirinola?
I swear, I was like, and then you're not going to know what to do with that pirinola and you don't have to. I mean, tell your mother to fuck off. Oh, you got the pirinola like that. Stop it right there.
You say, you say,
Oh, you know what?
I'm going to the bathroom. And you go, you wait a little while I was like, what? I thought the pirinola was driving them crazy.
You know?
So I was like, what?
But my grandmother was like, what?
Gross!
And I was like, mom, what are you talking about? And she was like, I saw you holding him. And then she goes crazy. Be careful with the pirinola. Be careful. If you're watching us, girls, don't do it with the pirinola. You're not playing with the pirinola. And you saw that she woke up?
Go away! I was hungry. I'm coming! And you leave. You leave, you leave, you leave. And you see? She still sees the pirinola. I swear, dude.
I saw you. And you were like, no, no, no, I'm not going to tell anyone.
But dude, people are people who are ashamed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no way.
Why?
No, man, I think that day, really, if I go to a convent, I teach them that I made a mistake. But I remember that when that happens, you see the nose. And Mica is doing like that, like she didn't go, no, no. She was in the kitchen making coffee, turning on the TV and everything. And when she left I said, I'm going to my room, I don't want to see her like this, I don't want to, I don't want to. Where? Come here. And me. What's up, mom?
What happened?
She grabbed your boobs. And the conversation started, but I think that I'm a little bit embarrassed, but if I hadn't opened the conversation We would have stayed with that. Yeah, no, that's uncomfortable. No, no, no. Yeah, it's better if she leaves. But everything over the clothes.
Everything over the clothes. A smile, a little smile. Whatever you want. But then the men will want to mess with you.
Because now that she's got the crazy girl. Oh no, over your clothes. But then the men will want to get you in trouble.
Because she's got the crazy pirinola?
Oh no, the crazy pirinola...
Don't calm her down, okay?
No, hey, and as soon as you see the crazy pirinola...
Let's go!
Oh, I'm coming, change the subject, get up.
Like this.
Because men go crazy with the pirinola.
Dude, I don't know. I remember it like that.
I was like, no way. It was one of the worst embarrassments of my life. I can't imagine. I'm trying to get into my head and say that... But what about your grandmother? You know what I remembered?
Oh, no way. I'm not going to say who, but with the person I went out with, we wanted to know a lot, I'll see if I leave it or not, but we wanted to know a lot about who her brother was going out with. And we were on a trip, the three of us, and we had a lot, but he controlled the gossip. I feel like you would understand if you you told me to do it too. He controlled the gossip a lot. So his brother went to buy him something to eat and left his phone at the bank.
And we said that we had to check his phone. Very bad. But I was young. I was in the...
Where was I?
Here! And I remember that we said that we had to check his phone. And this person told me, yes, yes, yes. I mean, no one stopped anyone. We got into the conversation with this girl, we had the theory that they were dating or something, but my brother didn't want to tell us. And we got into the conversation, but this person had the blue dots activated. activadas como que las palomitas azules wey entonces cuando tú abres un mensaje obviamente se ve que ya lo viste
y aunque las apagues se sigue viendo se empieza a ver ya a partir de los mensajes nuevos y nos metimos a ver la conversación wey esto estuvo bien mal wey y ya como que le apagamos las palomitas y las volvimos a prender pensando que se iban a prender y apagar
y claro que no ya no lo podemos ocultar and of course we can't hide it anymore, we couldn't erase the conversation. He was going to notice, dude. So we left it like that, we said, no, he's not going to notice, he's not going to notice, dude. And he noticed, dude. And he asked us, did you check my cell phone? And we at the beginning, no, no, no, I swear, I swear. Dude, how horrible, I mean, what a shame it is when they catch you in something you shouldn't be doing. And especially when you're crossing a horrible line of checking your phone. You know?
So we were like, no, no, no, I swear, I swear. And he was like, I'm not an idiot. They checked my phone and they puked and I don't know what. I was like, no, no, no. And I remember it was horrible because they had to talk about it.
Obviously, this person went to talk to her brother and told him, like, dude, I'm sorry, this was wrong and I don't know what. But I feel that at the end of the day, they, as brothers, could talk about it and it was fine. But what business do you have? Me? What the fuck? What are you talking about? Hey, sorry I'm gossipy. And that I grabbed your cell phone. That I have nothing to do with you.
What a shame. It's horrible, it's horrible. So I remember that after that, things were more calm. But for me, in my head, it was like, dude, why did I do this horrible thing? I mean, why did I allow my gossip to be in my head? I said, of course, check someone's phone, random.
Of course, yeah, of course.
Dude, but that was like a time, because imagine that they were without talking for like two hours on that trip and all that time I was like, I'm the worst person in the world, this was wrong. And in the end, I'm glad I felt ashamed because what I had done wasn't a stupid thing. But now I just remembered that, when they catch you doing things you shouldn't be doing.
Sure.
I mean... What business? For example, do you remember once we had a call and we were talking about something specific? And there was a person in the bathroom. Do you remember or not?
And there was Miley too.
Do you remember?
Yes.
It was horrible, guys. And this was really bad. Really bad. We were talking and suddenly... We were talking about something about that specific person we were working with. Jijiji! We hadn't noticed. We started talking about things we noticed on the call. And suddenly we heard them lower the cup.
And that's how Lupita and I saw each other.
What do we do?
And we got in.
Maylene and Victoria left the bathroom. And Lupita and I got into a bathroom, into a cup. And we were both with the door closed. It was horrible. And we weren't talking badly. No, not bad.
We were talking about the situation. About something we had learned there. Yes, like, can you believe that this person was made to do this and that? And we were made to do this and that. What the hell? Why did this person accept us with those conditions? No way.
Like, like that? And suddenly... Dude, I remember, like, itita's face, when we were looking at each other, was like... Why? Why did we do that? Now that we were... Fredo and I were at the famous people's house. We brought the in-ears with the microphone, right?
So we took off the... With what you hear, we took off the in-ear, but we still had the microphone. So Fredo and I, dude... After a while, we brought the in-ear. I was like, dude, a talk! A talk show? A talk show, it was normal, like, friends. Dude, you see, no way, yes, haha, what a laugh, no, yes, blah, blah, blah.
And suddenly I had to put my in-ear back on, and Fredo says, dude, no way, and I hear Fredo here in the in-ear, and I say, no way, and suddenly I hear another person in another place, I also heard his conversation. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. And I started to hear the conversation of two other people. And I was like, the microphones were open, man.
They sent me a picture and Fredo was like this,
holding his face like this.
Like, what the fuck?
I mean, I was like, man, I said, Fredo, the microphones are open. No, there's no way, there's a. He put it on and Fredo... No way! And we all started listening and suddenly I said, Hello? Hello? They answered me.
And I...
I mean, they were listening all this time!
No, no, no. Nobody said anything, man. I want to think that everyone was at the party. I mean, it's not like someone was paying attention. No, and they weren't talking about... It's that kind of gossip from friends, that you've seen this and that, and they're not talking about how trashy. No, we were actually talking about how good Diana's body is,
how to look good in her, I mean, we talk about good grades and stuff like that, but, man, regardless, I mean...
Yeah, it's bad.
Yeah, the truth is, we said, well, we haven't said anything, we're just gossiping here, doing bullying, you and I were doing the dueling. And... Dude... I mean, well, because of all the things we said, I was like... But, dude, you're such a bitch.
I mean, why?
And then, dude, I remember... Right now, I just discovered, I was a very joker. A very joker, a very joker. So, I don't know why, dude, I got so mad about making a fake email from Messenger, which was... I think I told you,
Kotex and a bass with blood.
No.
What?
It was kotex and a bass with blood, at roixmx.com. And the display photo was a Kotex with blood. I searched for Kotex with blood, and I found it, and I put it on display,
and you can see it. So... I started adding my friends, my cousins, like that. So before, in Messenger, you got the request that you have a little picture in which Cotex Con Sangre wants to add you as a friend or something like that in Messenger. So I put that request and I remember my cousin Marta, man, like she called me and said,
You are Cotex Con Sangre, right? And I, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, wait, wait. We didn't want to go to the hospital. So my cousin said, I'm going to upload evidence of my cousin.
I'm going to tell him to send me the blood test results. And I said, hello, hey, did you leave the blood test results? And my cousin said, it's you Lupita. And I said, who's Lupita? Oh, it's her. And I put my email, Lupink.
Is it her? Yes, I see them from outside the school. And my cousin was like, sorry? I see them from outside the school, but please tell me, do you already have a blood cortex? Can you send me a picture of your blood cortex? And I told Emma the same thing. Hi, do you already have a blood cortex?
And Emma was like, yes.
I think I was...
I was big, I think I was about 15. But the things that entertained you. I had a laugh, a laugh. And then I added my sisters, my sister from her group, and I added mine. Hi, you leave the cortex with blood. And my sister, how disgusting Lupita, it's you and I don't know what.
And suddenly I accept these images and they started sending us photos of what? Of cortex with blood, I mean, blood towels. And I was laughing, I had all my stuff, my folders, everything was disgusting. And suddenly my cousin got fed up because I started telling her,
I see you outside of school and I would love to... What was it? I would love to print your blood cots.
I realized's disgusting.
It's like a flow of, like, no way. And, like, I'll give you 100 pesos if you give me a kiss with your blood. I'm unlocking things that I've had for years. But how? How? For what? I don't know. I feel like it would've made me laugh a lot to be with lot with you and I would have laughed a lot, but right now, how did you get to that point? I don't know, but I swear I cried of laughter alone. I was like, writing and all that, and suddenly, I mean, I got there and the teacher added a blood cotex that you see outside of school and I was in high school. And I was like, what? No way! That's crazy!
And my cousin was like, enough! She's getting too excited because she's saying she's going to see us outside of school. So she talked to my sisters, I think it was Lupita, and she told Flor, check out her computer.
I mean, what the heck? I remember it was my cousin at the house, my aunts, they had a meeting and I was like, Lupita is harassing everyone. She wants to express her cortex with blood. And suddenly my sisters came into my room and my cousin was like,
what the fuck? Of course, in messenger the mail was there. But they search it and my folders come up, man. And my mom, what? She's looking, and I'm coming home from school like,
huh, huh, huh, how crazy!
My aunt's car is out here, it doesn't matter.
Huh, huh, huh.
I get in, man, I was a teenager, Marta, my cousins, my sisters. And I went into my room and they were all like this. And on the computer.
In your room?
In my room. And I was like, what? And I turned around and they had all my blood-stained Kotex pictures on the computer. And my mom was like, what is this, Lupita? But look, there were blood-stained underpants.
It's a mess, man. It was a mess, man.
You see it like that.
She's sick. I mean, she goes on the internet. My daughter goes on the internet. To see menstruation. To see menstruation. And bloody women's towels, bloody panties.
Hello, have you stained my panties? I mean, I have conversations with my sisters. My sisters were like, Hi, when you get down, do you wear underwear? Does it make you feel down? And things like that. My mom, imagine my aunts like that. And I was like, hi, family. We were all quiet. And my cousin was like, you went too far.
I mean, you're already sending pictures of bloody underwear. I mean, and I was like, huh? I said, oh, what are those pictures? And I said, mom, I want to know what these pictures are. I mean, do you use the internet to be scaring your cousins, your friends? And my aunt, my aunt, she was like, Lupita, but why, why?
Yes, of course, I said, I'm a clown, what do you want? No. I'm a blood type.
And did your mom talk to you later or not? Of course, dude, güey. Claro. Mi papá, hasta le voy a avisar lo que no comprende. Mi papá, o sea, como que mi mamá, viejo, tienes que hablar con esta niña. Hizo este correo de Cotex con sangre, está mandando calzones en sangre. Que suena súper tétrico, güey. I see you outside of school and I want you to give me your blood! Your underwear! I mean, it's so bizarre, man. And of course, man, what a laugh. And of course my sisters, man,
were super pissed off because they said, well, it was a joke about Lupita, I mean, it's not that big a deal. Like my cousins, all of them, what the hell, man? I mean, Lupita was making jokes I'm so embarrassed. I'm going to say that. How? And when you see the open photo folder from the outside, you see the little pictures, and I saw her and I said, of course,
she looks like someone like that, crazy.
Sick.
Of course.
And I said, mom, that was a joke. I was joking with her. Joking? I mean, I said, imagine, I said, as if not wanting, I was joking with her. Joking? I mean, imagine, I did it like I didn't want to. I mean, if you believe this and a girl starts to get scared
that someone is watching me outside school and is asking me for pictures of my bloodshot hearts.
And you're like, what?
They're incredible.
I mean, no way. Of course, when my mom told my dad, my dad said, no, she's just playing with the magnifying glass, it's her prank, we know how it is. And he said, man, it's not right, I mean, how do you think it's... I saw my mom on the stairs like this, listening to their conversation.
It's a joke. And honestly, my cousins, they were like, everything's fine, it's a joke. of a background of what you have, why. And then you make an email. What was I thinking? From making up the email, to messaging you, registering you.
And it makes me laugh because when you see the user, you saw the user of Kotex, how did you know I had my birth date? Like, woman, 23rd of October. So my mom was like, but my daughter would be fine.
I understand that she jokes around, that she makes herself look bad. But my son had a folder full of blood. And my sister told me, relax, my sister taught him the conversations, that it was a joke.
She said, do you know if your mom is better now? If your mom is better now or is in menopause. And my mom, asshole, I'm 40 years old! I was 40 something. What's wrong with you, stupid?
I was so embarrassed.
And she found out and I didn't do it again. cortexconsambre.com No, I think it's the craziest thing you've told me. No way.
Yes.
But are you crazy? Yes, because I would be less crazy if you said, I pretended I was a clown, I pretended I was someone's teacher. No way. I mean, your personality was a blood cortex. Yes.
And your interest was to know if you had taken the girls down and if they were staining my underwear. If you listen, I'm with you, Tia. If you analyze and you're downloading photos of menstruation in clothes and stuff,
I laugh a lot.
But I mean, before, in Messenger, you sent the photo and you knew if you accepted it. Because the morbid ones accepted it, you know? Yes, of course.
It was like, let's see.
But I feel like she was morbid, yours was laughing. You know, I doubt that someone would be like, Ha ha ha, they're sending me a cotes with blood.
But I was laughing, and I was like,
Ha, and I was like, and you? You have a cotes with blood? And I remember that Emma was like, Well, that's Saba. And I was like, Emma was always so innocent,
and I was like, Lup's going on? The Emma was always so innocent. I was like, Lupita, what's going on? And she was like, you have to talk to Emma or I'm going to talk to her about the stupid things you're doing. For real. And I was like, Emma, what's going on? I knew it.
She saw the reaction. Because all the girls knew me. But I was like, what business? No, but I'm telling you, if I move to... and I'm 14, I feel like I'd be one of those Castro girls that would be laughing at you. Of course, dude.
I mean, yes.
Those jokes that no one understands. That are so weird. Everyone is worried, like, why are you laughing at this situation? Is this a laugh? My cousin is like, dude, I know it's you. Stop telling our sisters, your friends. It's not cool that you're looking for pictures of...
Where are you getting those pictures from?
Oh, no, it's not me, I don't know who you're talking to.
And my cousin said, enough. Enough, if she gets in trouble, if she goes and talks to someone else, I don't think it's so funny. Spectacular, Marta. Spectacular. Too bad you didn't get the vibe. You didn't get the vibe?
Oh no, but I loved doing stupid things. And I think the biggest shame was that they found out. Yes, that's what I'm saying. That's when you realize how serious you are. You know? Imagine that one day you go to the studio and I'm checking your phone.
Can you explain? Dude, what are you doing? Dude, I once found a person that was like I lent him my cell phone for something. I don't even remember what, I swear. Oh, no, yes, grab my cell, everything is fine.
And that, oh, perfect, blah, blah, blah. And then I left and I opened the door and said, hey, can I borrow your cell phone? And he closed it and I was like, oh, I'm done, I'm done. How did he want my son? I'm done.
Oh, really?
Because I did lend it to you for something, my cell phone. And he was like, oh, perfect. So I took it off and he fell on the bed, I grabbed it and he stayed like that. Oh, wow! To see what I was talking about. I was like... Oh, no.
That's weird, right? Yes, no, no, no, I didn't like that. Luckily, I didn't find anything. I saw that... It was weird that there was an open conversation. I went back and in the search engine it said...
Lolita Yala pues y yo de que y pues se ven todos los mensajes donde si yo que raro o sea con decirles que por ejemplo victoria tiene las cuentas de las alusines y así no no sé si Maylin creo que no las tienes tú verdad las cuentas de las alusines y si verdad no pero But we have to give them to Maylin. But because later they help us upload something, whatever. And I remember that there was a time where I got in to change the hallucination account
and I saw Victoria's Instagram and all the shit. Oh, she linked it! I think you didn't realize and you linked the accounts, right? Dude, you think I got in and I was like, let's see what Vicky has on her Instagram. I don't know. I learned from my mistakes. Because clearly at 19 I said, I'll check my phone, the brother of who knows who. But now I don't see myself that you lend me your cell phone and I look for
cheese. And then he finds out. How do you recover from that? What do you say? At that moment I was like, yes, lend me your phone. And he stayed like that and then he left the room.
I see him. I think that person didn't see that I saw him. And I was like, wow. And you never said anything to him? No, because I said, well, I'm not going to ruin the situation. But how uncomfortable. Of course, man. For me, it was like, in me.
Because in the end, this person is like, he saw it or not. Because I then went back to normal. or maybe she saw it or not, because I was normal afterwards. I was like, hey, I don't know, I don't know. She said to me, like, nothing, dude. But inside me, it was like, so you don't trust me? Or what did you want to find out about you? Or was it just the morbidity of, I'm going to see what she's talking about? I think that being, outside of not trusting you, I started thinking about it to stop relating to me.
I thought, this has nothing to do with me. It's more about what she wants to do, what she wants to know.
It's fine.
But it was really weird. It was like, oh my god, girl. I did tell you once that a friend, I think I did, that a friend had, I already said it, the Facebook thing about her boyfriend on her cell phone. Like, on Safari, on the page.
No. Yes? That a friend had, like, her ex-boyfriend's Facebook, sorry. Her ex-boyfriend's, she had it on Safari. And... that makes me laugh a lot. And she had her normal Facebook and everything, right?
So, she was going to make her Instagram as if she were going to change her Instagram. So she makes another new Instagram account with her name and says, link Facebook. And she links it. And she linked it to her ex-boyfriend's Facebook. So she had to send, she had to let all her contacts know
that she had this new Instagram. So her boyfriend's contacts got, Quesito Quesada? No, I'll read it. Juan Gabriel just made an Instagram account as Quesito Quesada.
If you answered, I'd forget. It's so awkward.
It's so awkward!
So, you get to his contacts,
and you're like,
Juan Gabriel, what's wrong? But she actually made her own Instagram account, she linked it, and he's like, what the hell? Juan Gabriel, ¿qué te pasa? Pero realmente ella se había hecho su Instagram propio que lo vinculó y el vio el vato y que no mames, o sea, yo, ¿qué pedo? Y todos de que, wey, ¿por qué te estás haciendo un Instagram con el nombre de tu ex?
O sea, ¿cómo, qué? Y todos así. Y de repente ella se da cuenta, wey, porque a su hermana, que era todavía amiga de él, and I was like, what the hell is this? And she sees the Instagram and goes, what do you know about Instagram? That I just did. I go to Instagram, I link it to her Facebook.
It was like, no, no, no, no. What did she do at the time? She told the guy, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you making an Instagram with my name? She turned around, but inside she was wearing the fucking hat. I was like, what the fuck? Why?
Because I'm stupid!
And that kind of stuff, dude. They're horrible. For example, I never wear hats outside of the halloween, like texan hats. But you give me a hat, a hat, something like that, never. But not because it's wrong, but because I never did it. When I try to do it now, I feel like everyone is like,
it's the first time you wear a cap, right?
Asshole.
It's obvious that it's the first time you wear a cap. Dude, those kinds of things are what consume me. So I feel like the mistakes that are so small, that no one died or nothing happened, that can keep me awake until the day I die What? And you look so pretty with your hats I don't know why, I feel like since I've never worn them
I don't know how to take the step to wear them And I feel like everyone is going to say
Why did you wear a hat? Ridiculous
My favorite thing is when you wear them and you put them on top Which ones? Any hat, so that you suddenly put them on top Like the photo that you like I love it! When we put pictures together, I love it.
I love it. And something that I was really embarrassed about, which has nothing to do with it,
but I was like,
I'm a whore! Go buy contraceptives. No. Excuse me? No way.
So you're going to take them? Exactly! No mames, güey. O sea, vas a coger. ¡Exacto!
O sea, y dejara tú el preservativo. El preservativo lo compraba él, si tú quieres, ¿no? Pero anticonceptivo... Para mí era, güey, así de que... Eh, disculpa. ¿Me vendes esta paleta? No, ¿de qué? ¿De qué? Una amiga... Una situación rara, no? Pero... No quiere quedar embarazada.
Ay, no, que loco, no?
Anticonceptual.
Wey, me... te lo juro, me da una... No se si es así hasta la fecha, la neta, o sea...
Porque ahora los pedo en la web.
Pero el ir a la farmacia y comprar el anticonceptual... Si, ¿de cual? 24-28. I went to the pharmacy and bought the anticonceptive... Yes, which one? 24 or 28? Don't scream! How many days are you planning to take? And I... no, well... Tell me! 24 or 28?
28 is fine. I was so embarrassed, dude. Very, very, very, very embarrassed. And another thing that I'm really embarrassed about, you know what it is?
That they inject me.
Oh, dude, they have to see your butt.
And how much did they cost you?
That's it! I learned to inject myself. I couldn't stand it. From the little bone here, back of the hand, part of the butt, up here, let's go, alone.
It's very vulnerable. And suddenly, I'm going to the pharmacy
to get injected. Hello! We're gonna get a key a la farmacia, but I can make it a selfie la si hola
but I can inject in a la farmacia de los con sino horrible yo yo con taquita no medio pegas a que medio vergonza y menti que no era yo como cuando medio piojos bueno cuando tuve piojos medio si así conteste que te pero no recuerdo que haya dicho que no dijiste que no las tu si voy menti Oh, you did tell me that you... But I don't remember you saying that it wasn't you. Yes, I lied. So, I was going to the houses to help out, I don't know, on the weekends, and I taught them how to do makeup and stuff like that.
But remember that I told them,
where there are kids, there are pimples.
Of course.
Always. So, I remember that suddenly I had lice. The fact is that when I identified that I had lice, I went to the pharmacy. And I said, well, I imagine they're going to give me a shampoo or something like that. So I got there and I told the lady at the pharmacy, besides, it was already dawn when they open the door for you, the window, nothing more. And there are people behind and I, hello, night and I... I was naked! Of those that are all in pajamas, you know?
And I feel like she... I didn't hear you. Yes, a shampoo, but...
Naked.
So she tells me, this is fine, and I... Yes, but don't show it. And I... Yes, yes, yes, está bien. Y luego en eso ella, bien linda, viene y me dice como, oye, hay unas pastillas que te tomas y es como, pues esto es lo que así lo veo yo, como la que le das a los perros para que no se les suban las pulgas. Y me dijo, están estas pastillas que tú te la tomas y es como,
como eso, o sea, hace que se te caigan como todos los piojos y así. And I... She was like, she was really embarrassed because she thinks I have a dick. Of course you do. And I was like, ok, but how many do you have? This is really dumb. I asked her, how many do you have?
And she said, I don't know, maybe 10 boxes?
Can you sell me 10?
Why? For this, I was a waitress. Remember, I didn't earn anything. Literally. My shame led me to spend my money with which I put gasoline in my car and so on, stupid and I said, yes, about 10, and she, no, but with one it's fine, or I think it was two, or something like that, but she said no, no, no, but it's fine, I said, it's not for me
Ah, of course!
They are not for me! Illusive, stupid Ilusa, estúpida. It's for a home, ingenuous. No, no, no, I didn't even say that. No, because I was like, of course, because there are lice. No, no, no. I told her, it's just that some friends have lice, so at 10 I think they'll make it. And you, the Samaritan, at 12 in the morning, you said, I'm going to buy lice pills for all my friends, because they all have pimples. All of them, except me. Not me. I was the one who realized they had pimples.
Oh, little ones. And she, I remember, she was like... I feel like she wanted to tell me, like, there's no problem. But at the same time, if you want to buy 10 boxes of this thing, go ahead. I remember I bought a shampoo,
I bought a brush for pimples, and I bought 10 boxes of those pills for the lice. And I said, thank you very much. And still when he sold them to me, I don't remember how much they cost, but at that time I tell you, it was a lot of money. I said, fuck, dude. And I remember that when he sold them to me, he gave them to me in a bag like that,
a fucking lot of boxes for the lice, dude. I told him, well, if anything doesn't work for you, I can come and ask you, right? And you already...
Oh, what?
Like, we're having a conversation so that, I mean, if anything doesn't work for them, that they can take care of it, I come and ask you and everything, right?
What do you need?
That's it, besides.
Exactly.
That's it.
No, since I bought 10 boxes. Yes, but you say you already bought them and you leave. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up now. Get in your car and leave. Get in your car that you're going to run out of gas by the way. And you won't be able to go to work, but well. Now.
Hey, in doubt. If it doesn't work for them, I'll come and ask. And love, what are are going to argue with experts. I mean, I... I'll ask them, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm getting goosebumps.
Of course!
Of course, it's too much!
Oh, no, man.
Man, I don't know how long we've been on the show. One and a half? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. and I was talking to her, that her husband fucked her, everything you want and want. We got to the hospital and I had an emergency with her. That was when I told her, Mom, Mom, my baby, come get me, because I left my car at the lady's house.
And I went to the ambulance to the hospital. So I'm with the stranger and I'm like, No, well, yes, I know, you know. And what I never doctors came, like, family of... Oh, I'm signing an authorization.
Like that, right?
Just for fun, man. So suddenly, my mom was like, I'm already out here, when can you come out? The thing is that a real family member of this person comes, you know? And the woman was like,
her hair was burned, but she was resting. And I was like, that's amazing, right? And we talked to the person right away to see what had happened to her, because urgency can be very interesting. And I was like, oh, well, what's up? And then I hear, what family member is there?
I'm her only family member here. How can there be a family member with her? I hear, and I'm like, I don't think it's here. Then a guy came like this, and I was with a doctor receiving indications of what I had. I was like, ok, ok. And how many pills does this pill take?
Exactly, yes, I was like, ok, very well. And suddenly a lady came like this, who are you? And I was like, excuse me, I'm drinking. And because I want my aunt to get better. No, literally, who are you? And I was like, oh, and this woman wakes up,
I don't know her, she comes from the ambulance, she comes with me, the truth is that I don't even, and the doctor, she looks at me like, aren't you her relative? And I was like, no, no, yes, I mean,
we are like sisters.
And she was like, no, yes. Because remember that sisters are not blood related. And the lady who was like this, with a bullet, like this, like this, like, no, no, no. And I, and the other one who came, like, of course not, we don't even know her, we don't know who you are.
And I was like, well, I already knew my mom was out, and I was like, well, I have to go, and the doctor was like, no, no, no, no, don't go, who are you? But the doctor, I remember a face of fright, like, what, no, no. Well, I have to go now.
And they were like, no, but who are you? Literally, I just told them, I wrote down everything the doctor told me. No, no, no, wait, girl. It was this process that stopped me. And I was like, no, no, no, don't let her in.
I mean, wait. I had a nurse taking care of me. So I was like, what happened, miss? And I was like... My parents are from the East. They are teachers. If I had been from the East, I would have been more talented. Because they have known each other for many years. But in the IMSS, I didn't know anyone.
I had never been there in my life. I had never been to an emergency. I was like, no, no, it was so humiliating when they told me in my face that I was a liar. You don't know this person. And I just told her, I just wanted to help her.
I'm an angel. I'm an angel.
She was with Valesiente. Why? It's one of those things that I say, what a business! To miss my whole afternoon with a stranger in a hospital.
Exactly.
And when I left,, my mom was like, you're a bitch, I don't know what's wrong with you, how did you end up in the ambulance? And what happened to the woman? I mean, no mom, but let's go, because her sister got really mad, she was super mad, like, who are you?
And like, the woman, like, they had a fight with the lover, or something like that. But no, ma'am. I don't do that. It was a gossip. I called an ambulance and I said,
I'll follow you.
Oh no, man.
It's just that shame is hard, man. It's hard. But well, guys, it's part of being a... A hat. What hat?
What hat? Being hats. Being hats and living a crazy life. Yes. ¿Tienes una vida loca? Sí. Es que siento que tú y yo somos dos extremos, porque yo es como de vergüenzamiento, y eso es lo que me da más vergüenza al final. Y siento que tú haces locuras, y luego es de que, ¿por qué, güey?
Eso. Yo hago. Yo acciono, ¿sabes? Creo que sería más fácil así como que,
no, no, estoy... No, no, no, pero... I thought you were my family member, but you're not. I'm leaving. Uh-huh. Goodbye! Uh-huh. I'm disappearing. I'm like... Yes. Yes, yes, I am.
Yes, I am. I'm going to get on the ambulance.
Let's go.
Alarm my car, because I'm leaving. Woo! You know what? I'm going to get on the ambulance. Oh, no, no, no. And now it's time for a What do you prefer? Let's see Ok What do you prefer today is nothing more and nothing less than What do you prefer? Kiss the anus of
WHAT?
Oh my
That's what they beep, that's what they beep
They beep the name
Uh huh
Kiss the anus of this Uh huh Of that person
Or
Drink milk Of
Of the tits
Of
I also did it
How many times is each thing? Every day of your life To be able to continue living And not to be taken away from you. It's like a little kiss and you're still with your day or a... I think it's the tits, right?
I'm the milk, dude. I mean, because the other thing is very disgusting to me and more than I have the image... It's not his anus, man. I mean, but the image of imagining that person, that, well, come and open the pommes. And it's like, hi! I feel like with Ari, we'd be more like friends. Like, you know, it's so they don't take my money.
You know? And just because she takes her blouse off. But the other thing, kissing someone's anus, it's literally, she's going to put herself in a position, she's going to open the pumps, she's going to say, tranqui. Unas vitaminas. No creo que me sirvan en nada a mi edad, pero sí. Un calostro.
No me gusta esa palabra. Un, ¿cómo se llama cuando se les hace como un plug?
Un...
Que les hace como un tapón en el ducto, güey.
¿Cómo se llama?
¿Saben cómo? No.
Sí, ustedes sí, ¿no?
No, yo no sé. to the women who breastfeed and who get covered and have to get that cover from where they were covered Oh my god Like a coagulant, it's called something like that, dude And they get some giant ones, dude A big one That they have to go through the nipple, dude
What?
Search
But hey, that's enough for me for a snack
You know? That's disgusting, dude Disgusting
Well, with this we finish, what do you prefer, kids? Que asco, wey. Que asco. Bueno, con esto terminamos ustedes. ¿Qué prefieren, chamacos? Es más, ¿les vamos a poner chupar el ano de Brad Pitt? ¿O amamantarse todos los días de las tetas de...?
¿De quién?
¿De...? ¿Eh?
No, porque está muy de moda. ¿Alguien más así de a C4?
Sabrina.
No. No, de... as he does he for no no they No whiskey, I don't want to drink. No, me neither. And you don't, me neither. I was like, oh, Brad Pitt! Yeah, but a year, daily. But maybe from there we'll have something else. Lupita, are you married? Oh, but if I were single.
Maybe from there we'll make love. I always have to take it to the oceans. I love the oceans. Well, we love you so much kids, comment what you prefer And you know, see you next time Bad comments are...
Envy Envy that runs through your veins We love you, bye! We love you, bye! I finished the water anyway, look
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