Quedamos como Payasas 🤡 l Las Alucines l 02x20

We need something more hallucinating, right? I think so.

Are we going crazy or what?

Hello! Woo! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hello! Hello, hello, the promised is debt!

And nobody told you. You said we have to come to the next episode of Disfrazas and nobody said yes. You said we should come to the next episode of Disfrazadas and nobody said yes.

But, well, here we are, fulfilling our own promises to ourselves.

Because that's what matters the most.

Of course, I don't have to look good with you, or with you, or with you. I don't.

In fact, no.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding too.

No, but we promised ourselves. Yes, that we would dress up as... As clowns. Because many people see us as clowns. But they know that those clowns make your soul happy. And it turns out that the real depressed person was the clown.

The one who made everyone else laugh.

Exactly.

Have you heard that story? Yes.

That... what?

Analogy.

Yes, I have heard it. That the more you laugh, the more you don't know what, I've heard that story before. Analogy. Yes, I've heard it. The more you laugh, the more you're sad. What are you going to say about us? I'm not going to tell you what I said to you the last time we were in this house. I remember.

CASEA!

Hey, how are you all doing? Welcome to your favorite show on the world wide internet.

Yes, I feel like you guys are feeling like crazy, fun, and...

I feel like everyone is at home watching us and laughing. What clowns, what clowns.

I hope you guys understand this guasa that we are throwing ourselves.

We are throwing ourselves a lot of guasa. Some chascarrillos. Some charras. We're having a good time. We're having a good time. A chat. A chat. That's what my dad used to say. It's a word of a man. Because in the last episode

we talked about

how we were like clowns. But we only talked about the hallucinations. I'm very happy that Eden said, what's up with the plane?

I was surprised because at first I had to watch the full video and ask for context because I was like,

why is he inviting us to the plane? I don't understand where this pressure came from. Wiki, wiki, wiki. I mean, why did this pressure and intention arise? I don't think anyone has told him on the internet,

hey... Or yes?

Like, Eden, it was a joke, but you should have let us in. Let us in your plane. But I loved that Eden was so proud. He's our favorite tourist. I think he's the third Lucille.

Really.

But well, Kisito, how are you?

I feel great. I feel like... I feel like a joker, I feel like a joker

I feel...

Fun?

Yes, I feel like crazy

I feel super fun to see you because I see you and I say Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What a clown, what a clown You're a clown, you're a clown, you're a clown But, excited that we are dressed up. Yes, we needed it.

Yes. In fact, the best costumes of the year are coming. It's true, the best costumes of the year are coming. I can say, I can say that my favorites, that you will see it next, I mean later. Yes, not in this episode, don't be clowns. Don't be clowns, kids. favoritos que ya lo verán a continuación más adelante si no en este capítulo no sean payasos no sean payasos chamacos pero bueno sé que está

de más decirlo porque tenemos una sorpresa Maylin va a bailar feliz cumpleaños a ti! Feliz cumpleaños a ti!

Feliz cumpleaños a ti!

Que pase aquí! Saluda así!

Y Nigiri con media hamburguesa en la boca.

Feliz cumpleaños a ti! Feliz cumpleaños a ti!

Bravo!

Un saludo! Cuantos cumples, Nigiri?

Diecisiete. Sin bañarse! Greetings! How old are you, Nigiri? 17

Without taking a shower! Blow! Blow! Blow! Bite! Bite! Bite!

She pushed herself! Mordida, mordida, mordida, mordida He pushed himself

People, you have to turn it off I'm saturated, I'm saturated

Thank you very much

You're welcome, we love you

Can you give me one?

Thank you

We loved it

I'll bring one of these What's wrong with you? Because I'm a clown Ah. I'm gonna tell you. But nothing like a book, rain and a coffee. That afternoon, obviously I can't lie. A nice cold coffee. On that rainy afternoon, with a book, a hot coffee, that warms your soul.

I love you.

Of course. Well, I knew the word cold coffee, Get the Caliente Lama Thank you

Well, I Love This movie for a lot of water. Yes, okay The covies have me because I'm a friend Okay, first I discover my speculation. See if it's a you are molest for a sudden

They're like if it's a show you I love phrasing. I have a laughing blanket and I have a phrasing behind the pillow and I cover myself with it.

It's delicious. Yes, Arturo gets very angry. He says, get in the sheet!

No.

Why? Because I want to have 16 layers of blankets on top. I like 16 layers of blankets on top, heavy. And the phrasing just to watch TV.

Sure, on a rainy afternoon.

With a book. Or just write in the moonlight. Of course. Of course, guys. And well, you know.

And with the light of a candle, you know? So that you are very cute, that you are like this with the moon and just a candle.

A candle like this? Dude, forcing the sight a lot. And with a feather with a bird's feather. Never. In the mall, to dry it. We can do it. Yes. It would be cool.

I would like to.

Live like this. Yes. We will do it for recycling.

We will have a section like this, with little things. But very cool. Today we are going to learn, guys, how to make bracelets.

That's it!

You get a thread and two fun little stones. I would love to do that, because I think the only live show we did was when we were sad

and we cooked pizzas.

It was great. We should do live shows, suddenly. We have to do a section of crafts to the movies. I love it, I love it. We have to do it. We are going to make a basket with soup!

And you are going to give it to your dad!

Of course! And before the video, these materials are what I need. Like the program from before. Yes, yes, yes. And we can start now with December dates to make piñatas! No, man. It's very easy, the balloon with the raw. It's very easy. Yes, but I feel that in December we will be very busy. Or we won't be. It's true because we don't have a trip. But let start the next year, I'd like that yes, but we have to make a piñata

even if it's pork not pork belly we can make it, you know when? for Valentine's Day

we can make piñatas for friends

yes, I'd love to we have so many things to do but well, how are you? I already asked you, are you having fun? Are you crazy? I'm also having, are you crazy? I'm also super fun, I'm... I'm a clown Today I feel like a clown

Get down, you're a real clown I think this has a lot to do with hallucinations out of control In the national auditorium The best podcast show in the world Hallucin... what else was it? Hallucin...

Magical... Do you remember?

Yes. Magic, and we won't say more because...

And glitter.

Yes, glitter. A lot of bling bling.

Yes, yes, yes. But, well, we're starting the year with everything, so I'm very excited. Very excited about that. So I'd like to talk to you about today's topic.

What is the topic? That we say that, religious beliefs.

Yes, important subjects for your personal growth. The topic. Yigiri, can you play a song like that?

No, and it sounds like... When people are going to fall with bananas.

Of course!

Like... When people are going to fall with bananas. van a caer las personas con plátanos y así. ¡Ah, claro! ¡Ah! ¡Van a caer las personas con plátanos! ¡Ah! ¡Y de que poñoñoñoñoñoño! ¡Poñoñoñoñoñoño!

Y con un sonido así como de...

¡Qué risa! ¿En cuál fue que me añadiste una burbujita así con algo que... ¿O quién fue? Which one was it that you added a little bubble to me? Or who was it? You? I don't remember what I said

And suddenly I was watching it and I put a bubble with something I was thinking Oh I loved it!

Was it you? Oh yes

So now that you put us like this Crazy, put us crazy I would love to see you but with some little birds No, I'm going to hit you

I'm already to get... I'm going to get you!

Play me the role of a clown. With the feet! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey She? You know what? They just put on a costume and that's it. We lose control. Just because we're clowns. Because today is... We look like clowns!

Part... Two.

Part two, guys. Because as she said... What's the name of the clown? That if...

Tear of cheese.

Oh, how nice! And mine would be... You know, they have names like... Mine would be... How would it be?

Something that has to do with a magnifying glass, you know?

Oh, yes.

It must be aumento.

Astigmatism.

Yes. I would be Lupinqu increase. Antigmatism.

I'd be Lupinquilla. Yes, Lupinquilla.

Lupinquilla, like a pill.

Lupinquilla and La Grimita de Queso.

I loved La Grimita de Queso. Lupinquilla and La Grimita de Queso. Hey, La Grimita de Queso, I'd like to know... Hey, La Grimita de Queso, I'm a little tear of cheese I would like to know the true meaning of We are like clowns 2.0

What an otaku

Yes, yes, yes It's true, I'm mixing up the characters

Let me speak, Pinky, now Of course I'm about to give you the true definition of Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me We are like clowns

I want to know, I want to know, I want to know

What did I say? Like clowns. I want to know, I want to know, I want to know. And the clowns acting like babies. Nyah, nyah. So, tell me now.

Tell me now, but tell me now.

What would be your clown voice? I mean, if we were doing a show for kids, what would be your voice?

Well, I'm snoring.

Oh, well, yes.

But I think it would be like... Hey, you son of a bitch. I'm an idiot. I think it would be something like this. Let's go, bitches! And the faces of the kids would be like, but Lupinquilla?

Isn't Lupinquilla like this?

I feel like mine would be like,

Hello! Can you help me? I can't be sharp. Because you're very sharp Lore.

Look, stop.

Don't mix up characters. We're like clown smart Lorelone. Look, stop. You're mixing up my characters. No. No, no, no. We're going to be clowns part two. What did I say last week? That you're going to be a clown.

Oh, it's when you're a clown? So, when they see your face? Or when you do something else? Bad.

Sure.

Bad.

And you're going to be a... CLOWN! Claro. Mal. ¿Y qué quedas como? ¡Payasa! ¡Qué locura! Y es que el episodio pasado, como bien dijo Lagrimita de Queso... Como dijo Lagrimita de Queso... Amiguitos, como bien dijo Lagrimita de Queso... Bueno, puede ser una voz ronca, pero...

Sí.

Como dijo Lagrimita de Queso said... Well, it could be a hoarse voice, but... As La Grimita de Queso said... Today we'll talk about anecdotes that we were left as clowns, but in an individual way.

Exactly.

Because last time we were left as clowns, like the other times, which have happened many times, but that time...

It was strong. And to date, they still robbed of 25 million pesos.

Me too. I feel like that too. But I have my house saved up for anything. Yes, of course. And I still made the appointments and everything, and I told them,

wait for me, just let me get the money.

Give me a chance. It's nothing. For them to pay me.

A chance?

Everything's fine.

Where do we start, quesito, en esta vida donde hemos quedado como payasas? Este término se empezó a usar no hace mucho, ¿verdad? Yo siento que vino como que por WhatsApp. De que quedé, y ponían el... El payasito. El payasito. De que no, pues quedé. Y antes, ¿cómo decíamos?

Quedaste como pendeja, pues. Sí, antes era eso. Así que me meten como... I was like, they saw my face, I was like, man, I look like an idiot. And I was like, stupid. But then I was like, like a clown. And then with the filters, it started to get more like, the flirting there.

So, do you remember any time you've been a clown?

Something I tell Lupita is that it's hard for me to remember the time I was a clown because everything makes me embarrassed.

And your life is to be a clown.

Yes, my life is a clown. I want to be one of those when the clowns bite you.

Like the one that goes like this.

Like the little horn.

So, I think, for example, I was like a clown. We made a call, ourselves. I always complain about people who don't give me decent food when they hire me. Right? We, for the tour of your new lifestyle, we planned a call because we had to make the tour videos.

Ah, yes.

Ok? So, we sat down to eat. There was catering, there was everything.

Money that we were paying ourselves.

Ourselves.

Ourselves, right? And I tell them, hey, just don't forget to bring a vegetarian option. And the catering people tell me, of course. I never thought of telling them, I'm putting the catering, I can tell you if you bring me a hamburger, some tacos of something, right? You know what I gave myself to eat?

What?

It was salpicón, but the salpicón is minced meat. Look for salpicón because I didn't know it until here. Salpicón, but mine was minced cabbage with lemon and salt.

Period. You were like a clown!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, why?

Why do they make you choose vegetarian salpicón?

I chose it.

But why do they give you that option? Exactly. It's not your fault, Kesito.

It's not your fault.

I swear I told them, they're going to put cabbage, but panela cheese, different things. And the call was very long because we had to record all the videos in one day. And when I was on my way home, I was fainting in the car. I was like, what? Because cabbage is water. And I drank water with water all day. And I feel that moment, right now, Miley reminded me,

yes, I was like a clown because I gave myself up to eat water. You gave yourself up to eat water? You made yourself a water. You made yourself a naughty girl. Ha ha ha ha ha.

You're crazy, crazy, crazy.

Every time we say a joke, it sounds like a hornet.

Ah ah ah ah.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

People watch the episode and go, wow. Wow.

But that reminded me of Miley, and I said, I did look like a clown, because

other times they make me the joke, but I made it myself.

Miley, that's funny.

No, no, no, that's not true.

I made it myself. I mean, I made myself a clown, you know? And I remembered that. But right now I'm going to keep remembering what other clowns have made fun of me. What kind of clowns do you have in your head? Look, right now I remembered one, where… well, I remember two. I don't know which one to start with.

Look, I'm a very daring girl. As you can see, I dare to do a lot of things. I think that defines me very well, right? That you're very daring. Very daring. The case I remember is that we were at university and one of my friends said, well, my boyfriend says that if we go here, no.

It was really cool, like, don't do it girls, but it was cool to skip school to go to the beach. So, it's 50 minutes from Hermosillo. So, I said, no, yes, yes, let's go, and I don't know what, yes, yes, let's go. My boyfriend says, well, there's a house a house and I don't know what, we got to the house and blah blah, and we got there and we stayed there. I said, no, they won't give me permission to stay,

but I hope to go and everything is fine. And the girl said, yes, yes, me neither, because if we are going to go back, perfect. We grabbed the car, you realize, and we were in Quino and everyone, Like a punch, punch, punch. Padrísimo, güey. De repente, ¿haz de cuenta? El resulta que el papá del morro este era policía.

Y de la nada, así fue como que, wooo, ¿haz de cuenta? Y cuando nos pararon, yo así de que, ay, no mames, o sea,

¿qué pasa?

Y entonces se bajó el policía y el morro dice, no, hombre, tranquilo, es mi papá. And I said, where do you think you're going, asshole? But he treated him really badly, man. He was so uncomfortable. Oh, so he wasn't a laughing stock.

No, no, no.

He hit him on the chest and said, where are you going, asshole? Hey, don't panic, get out, you know? And everyone was like, OK. He got down on his knees, like this. I said, what do you think? Why are you bringing the car? I mean, we're not doing anything bad, but what do you think? And the guy just like, he just threw himself and that's it, you know?

And I was like, violence against another family? What's going on here? I got scared, man. Because I wasn't used to like... To see push-ups and stuff. So, you know, I told a friend, like, let's go, I mean,

I don't want to witness this, the car, and when I got out, the guy was like, of course, you're just wearing pants. We were wearing school backpack and men's pants. It's not like, oh, men's pants. No, it was not pants. It was men's pants. But I mean...

So you weren't wearing leather?

No, nothing to do with it.

Without a shirt?

No, not even't know anyone. We were really scared. I remember that the guy made a mess and we were in the middle of the road. We were three, two friends, and I, the girlfriend, stayed with him. And the love was like, please, stop. And we were like, what are we going to do? We were walking. No, when the problem is solved, let him come for us.

I mean, father, the problem is solved, that he comes for us. I mean, dad, the problem is solved, dude, and everything you want, and suddenly we see that he turns around and says no, they come for us, and he says no, girls, everything is fine, it's all solved, he talked to his dad and everything, and we're like, ok, we get back in the car,

they took us here, don't you realize, dude? And it turns out that these two kids got angry We got out of the car. Because they had abandoned you. Because we had been abandoned. So they took us to Quino, but Quino like, old. You realize that there are two Quinos. New Quino, where the coolest houses are, and then Old Quino. I said, I didn't know that in Old Quino was your house or something. That there I feel, if I'm not mistaken, it's more like fishing.

Where they fish more. So there wasn't much to do as you guys were going. There wasn't a lot of tourist beach. And then, the mother put us on a terrace, and we realized, here's the house, and we got down,

and they left.

What?

We got down, and we were like, yeah, that's cool, and we were like, yeah, I don't know, that's cool. And then, boom, the other way around. And we were like, where are you going? And the girl was like, for fuck's sake! And they left.

And they went to the house of the kid, we didn't know where it was, and they left them there, lying down. And we were like... Like this. In a heat, without a hat.

To walk and go to the highway. You have to walk. Pure dirt, very ugly. And we were like... Without drinking water. You could only see the sea in the distance.

Without knowing anyone. And we were like... That's a Letter You know, I'm Gonna Know

Yeah In Keno Catching Yeah And I was like, mom, can you come get me? Where are you? I nodded. Why did I nod, man? What the fuck, you have to be at school. I said, mom, we didn't have classes. The teachers weren't coming. I said, why don't you ask me for permission?

Why don't you talk? Of course, I'm going over there. I said, come is that girl? Right now we're going to go look for those bastards. And the girl didn't give a shit. And the next day at school, hey, what's up?

We with our clown wig like this.

Sorry?

And apart from being burned from the face. Well burned, it was so hot, there wasn't even a single ox nearby to cool us down. We didn't have anything, not even our backpack. And the next day, they were like, stop being a bunch of whores! You guys are whores, you left us first. We didn't even let you go. We got out of the car, we walked down the road,

and we stopped at a truck stop, where they fixing their asses. It would have been better if you had left us at the bus stop and you went to the beach with your boyfriend. And it was great. But the assholes from Irlanda are not going to stay here, man.

No, no way.

They're going to get out of here. What's up? That's unfair. No, it's horrible. They did it to me. But that girl, look, she's had a mediocre life. Of course, everything pays off in life. Who was the real clown?

You!

Your life and your face will be an eternal clown, because your life is a clowning.

Really.

Of course, no, no, no, a shitty life she's had. And besides, she's horrible.

I'm telling you, bad people are ugly.

Uh-huh.

Do whatever you want. We are pure kindness. Mm-hmm. and you were like, ridiculous, no. I mean, here they literally did it to you. The situation I got into was the school's school. Well, yes, but you were going with your friends, I mean, it wasn't like, oh, out of nowhere, I'm going to ask for a network here on the street and see what happens.

Yes, no, dude, it was that I met that fucking moron when I was hitting your dad.

No.

No. No, no, no. I look like a friend who's sitting over there. Yes, very thin. Can I say what you said yesterday? Yesterday we were talking about if we fought with jealousy and stuff. And I'm not jealous, Lupita neither. And Mailin says that she's never been with a jealous man, you know? In fact, I've never fought for jealousy. I've fought for violence and stuff, but X.

But zero jealousy of us. Sometimes your friend tells you something traumatic. But never jealous, man.

And it wasn't violence, it was just verbal. Not here. But... I was like, I'm going to cry.

I mean, I came from that. From those relationships like a friend.

Like a friend who is drinking a glass of water. Fitness, fitness like a fitness friend

Yeah, a fitness friend But we're supporting Mai because she's getting on fire!

On fire!

But well, I remember that one time I had a boyfriend who lived like two hours from Reynosa My dad didn't agree with anything It was one of those relationships where my dad was like, no, this person is very bad. He would yell at me, he would tell me I was a whore. And I would cry.

And that was the story. And I was like, why did he tell me I was a whore? It was horrible. I remember I told them once that I was going to HIV and he would tell me, why the fuck didn't you tell me? And I was like, wait, calm down.

I didn't come to the table, you know? Well, then one time he went to my house and when we were at my house, I don't remember why, we were fighting all the time, we were fighting for absolutely everything. And then he told me, Well, fuck your mother, I don't know what.

And he left. No, pues chinga tu madre, que no sé qué. Y se fue, güey. Y se fue en, ah, ya me acordé por qué fue. Porque él tenía unos amigos que eran dueños de un antro. Y yo le dije, la neta, no jalo, porque en ese entonces estaba un poquito peligroso, Rey. O sea, le dije, la neta, no quiero, porque mi papá se estresa mucho cuando salgo y está la I was like, you're that kind of guy who's gonna let your dad tell you what to do or what the fuck to do. And he was like, well, dude, he's preventing me from getting into a shootout.

I mean, like, he wants me alive?

He's not telling my dad, like, you're not gonna dress like that, bitch!

What? No way!

He's telling him, don't go out on the street, there's... Shootout? Yeah, there's..., fuck it! I came all the way here and I told my friends we were going to go. And I'm telling something really horrible.

Yes, you son of a bitch!

And I'm like, what are you doing?

My little wig!

And he grabbed me like this and I was like... No, no, no. Then he realized that I told him, no, I thought you had come to see my friends, I'm inviting you, and I was like... I stayed. I was like, what the hell? So, the guy left my house, and I said, I think he went to the club with his friends.

So, I said, whatever.

So, all day long, I was sending him messages,

like...

my girl. So, I was sending him messages like, hey, the planet... I love you. No, man, planet. No, man. But it was more like, be very careful on the street and so on. And in the morning I woke up and realized that he hadn't answered any messages.

So I was like, how do you think? I mean, no way, no way, no way. Now that I think about it, I say, you didn't have anything good. You didn't have anything good. As a worker, you were a drunk. I'm sure you were a drunk. You know, like one of those people who are in a lot of trouble.

So, in the morning I felt so anxious, so much, that I said, I'm going to drive to where he is. And my brother saw that I got up early and said, where are you going? And I said, here to Lechiví. And I drove to his city. I mean, I feel like my dad is hearing this.

Hello. And I was driving to his city. I mean, I feel like my dad is hearing this. Hi. I was driving to his city. Fortunately, I knew where he lived because he was a roommate of another person. And I got to his house, and the roommate came out and said, You're not going out.

What?

I mean, I got there and rang the doorbell, and the friend came out,

And I said,

You're not going out. And he was like, no, you're not going out. But he was at home? Yes. And he didn't want to go out because he didn't want to see you?

No, man.

I mean, I was super excited.

I drove for two and a half hours, man. And I was like, and I was like, no, you're not going out. And I was like, oh yeah? Wow! I was like, I'm going to be on the streets, dude, for real. And I told him, no, no way. So he called me and he had unblocked my WhatsApp because he had blocked me, dude. And he answered me, he said,

I'm not going out, go home. Dude, I was 15 minutes in that city and I came back home.

And I was like... And you were screaming like this. Yeah.

Dude, horrible. You were like a clown. Like an idiot. I'm going to tell you about that in Migajeras, but I remembered that you drive and they leave you. They didn't let me on the street, but I had to get back on. And when I came back, I spent it crying.

So I got there with a super swollen face and my brother was like, Wey, what the fuck? What happened to the HIV? You know? What happened? What happened? And I told my brother that I drove to this city and my mother, Andres, she scolded me a lot. Like a brother, you know? Not like your friend's dad.

But she told me, don't fuck with me, you can't be doing these things. And she told me that there's a curfew, You're putting your life at risk because of a dumbass. He said, one, you don't have to be blocking yourself because you didn't want to go to the club. And he said, and number two, let's say you already did your fucking stupid thing of driving.

You go out and at least show your face. And he said, realize and I was like...

With your clown face. Oh, Joan. But I do everything for love.

But why are you getting mad? I'm sorry. I exposed myself to a bunch of bullshit and I learned. I said, it's over. I mean, because I said, dude, what a fucking bullshit, and I was like a clown because I swore I was going to get to his house and I was going to tell him, no way, you drove two and a half hours to come see me.

For me, I love you.

Because we are upset.

I mean, because I didn't answer you and I was want to bother you. But you kept going or did you cut it? No, we cut it.

I mean, I kept going for a while, because I told you I was at Watchers Crafor. A little while and then you left? Yes, a little while. We didn't last long. But I was like, don't fuck with me. I was like a clown. And I did it myself. I feel like I made a fool of myself. Why the fuck are you going to drive to see a dude...

Who's not answering you. Who's not answering you, first of all. And second, who got pissed off because he doesn't want to go to the club.

He's crazy, what? No way. There are no kids with big asses and stuff like that, that I'll do it for him.

And if he's not answering you, beginning because I don't know the situation you're in. Maybe Arturo is not answering because he's very upset and doesn't want to say he doesn't care. Of course, give him space. But I say, from the beginning, a person is not answering. He doesn't want to talk to you. Don't handle him.

Don't handle him. Don't go. Don't make him pass. And in my case, no way. Clearly, you don't even want to answer me. You don't care, dude.

Clown, dude! Oh, because this boyfriend was the one who peed.

I stayed as a clown, dude. El otro novio fue el mismo que se meaba. Otra quedé como payasa, güey. Güey. Lupita y yo hemos hablado de que sentimos que tenemos dos vidas. Sí, que éramos otras personas. Cuando hacíamos puras pendejadas y ahorita que hacemos pendejadas pero más conscientes. Claro. O que incluso aceptábamos pendejadas de otras personas. Exacto. Este novio,'m telling you, was crazy.

So, one time...

It's my favorite story.

One time, we were going to Monterrey because it's two hours away from Reynosa, and you could go to a normal club, and my dad said, well, go to Monterrey, whatever. So I went with... Vivi will remember. I went with Vivi, her boyfriend, this asshole, and me, right? And in that, it was the typical dude that started fighting in the club with you.

And you had to go out to the street, to say, dude, please, and the mother, I don't know what. We had an hour in the club, I mean, we drive to Monterrey, we want to have fun and the mother, and the dude at the time said, no. Toxic. I'm going to ruin your fucking reality. And then the guy started, I don't even remember, because he got mad, and he started, I don't know, blah, blah, blah. And Vivi was looking at me like,

what's going on? And more because the boyfriend Vivi had at that time was very calm. So it wasn't even like the two of us were like, we have to fight!

Like that.

Piles of those. We have to fight! I'm going to kill you! And the couple is like...

They hit each other in the face.

They are screaming in the club, but they don't have any...

No! Zero!

Macapulco shorty, friends. So, my mom starts talking really ugly. So, I tell Vivi, I'm going to go outside and talk to him. And Vivi says, no. So, we went out and the screaming started. de que güey no, ¿sabes? Así de que no y no y no. Y pues ya salimos y empezó ahí que el gritadero y la madre y ya como que se encontró porque yo le decía que no,

no te vayas de la antro. Ay, no, que hueva, que hueva, que hueva. Entonces ya de que no te vayas de la antro y la madre ya regresamos y nos la pasamos bien, No mames. Claro. De que whisky en las rocas acá. Deja tú eso, más como que empieces a hacer mamadas. Sí, sí, sí, mala copa. Ajá, ajá, alcohólico pero mala copa, ¿sabes?

Entonces, pues ya terminamos el antro, nos divertimos ahí un rato, lo que tú quieras, because he gets up to go to the bathroom. So I said, well, whatever. And I see him, and it's him. And he goes to the bathroom, and I'm like, oh, well. And suddenly, in my dream, I start hearing a little splash. Like I was about to throw water. And I'm like, what the fuck?

And I open my eyes, and I keep listening, and suddenly I turn around, and he's peeing on the door of the room. That's disgusting, man. That's disgusting. And you seeing that? Yeah, and I was like... And I said, man, I'm not going to wake up Vivi because, honestly,

what the fuck is going on? I mean, what the fuck? Do you realize that in his fart, he said, I really want to, I can't open the door because he was... astral, you know? I can't open the door, I pee here. And I said, dude, one, a pig, because it means you do that in your house, you know? And number two is a house of others, respect, you know?

And I was like, dude, what the fuck? So I go to where he is and I say, dude, what's up? And the guy says, oh, no, I don't know, I mean, those who speak super badly, I mean, like, really, really, really, I was so scared, and I don't know what,

I was like, fuck your mother.

Like, dude, and I... So, she goes and sleeps in her room, and I, like, four in the morning, peeing in a puddle, like, dude, no way, that's a person's house, and a really nice house, well taken care of.

And I can't leave this. I went to look for a mop, there wasn't any. I mean, they hadn't put any cleaning stuff or anything. And I was like, what the fuck, dude, what do I do? And they had literally put extra sheets. I was like the real disgusting clown, you're going to fall for me.

Like that? I'm not a fat woman. No, but you weren't a disgusting brown girl. He is the disgusting brown guy. Yes, but I grabbed a sheet that they had put on and I started cleaning my pee. Me! Me! When I've never cleaned my pee at home. No way.

More than my dog. No way. There I am, four in the morning, early twenties. I mean, at any age it's, but I was a little girl, you know, cleaning my pee at 4 in the morning, because I have a horrible boyfriend,

a disgusting, abusive, dirty guy. And I was cleaning my pee, and obviously the sheets, the sheets don't absorb, let me tell you, it's not a towel. Then I realized that like this, and literally it was dripping, with my hands, guys. With my hands.

And you touched your pee. Yes. And they also found out that the pee smelled horrible.

Horrible.

So they have me there, and I literally went to the bathroom, opened the shower and with pure shampoo, washing the sheets, because I said, I'm not going to leave these people like this. I ended up sleeping almost 7 in the morning cleaning that mess. And the next day what? Like this, wake up, what's up, let's go, I don't know what to eat for breakfast, like this. And what did you do?

I was laying on a sheet. Jesus! Who saw you? I feel like you're another person.

That's what I tell them, really go to therapy. I mean, really, I'm the living proof that going works. I mean, I really remember that house and I say, there's no way. I don't even feel like I would like myself, you know? I was like a clown. Like a real clown.

Imagine, literally, because we all went to Micha's for each of her things. I, at that time, was when gonna spend money. So I literally saved up for gas to go to Monterrey. We made a little reservation, Vivian and I, to go to the club, to go eat, blah, blah, blah. You know? You know, like, dude, I'm Chava and I'm going to go to the club with my friends to Monterrey.

A trip to friends! Dude. I'm going to the club, I'm going to eat, blah, blah, blah. You know? Like, dude, I'm a girl and I'm going to the club with my friends, Monterrey!

A trip to friends!

Dude, 4 in the morning cleaning someone else's pee.

Fear. Fear of a drunk asshole.

Dude, why?

You look like a clown. I look like a clown. From the TV. A clown from the TV. Really. I mean, the real clown. Playa de la tele. I'm not going to tell you to be a dickhead, stop! You're an asshole, I'm going to another room, I'm going to the couch and you can fix yourself there. You can fix yourself there and in the morning you clean your mess. I'm not there because I said, no, poor people from the house, and this guy is clearly going to be pissed off in the morning.

I mean, you're that kind of boyfriend that even if he wasn't drunk, you knew he wasn't going to care. Tiki-tiki, yo limpiando. You reminded me of that time in Miados, when I was at the party, I was taking out the car, and I had a friend, who was really drunk, and she was like, I want to go, I don't want to go,

I don't know if she was a clown, but I want to go, I really want to go,

and the mother,

and I told her, I'm serious, I want to go, and my mom... And I told her, I'm going with you. She got in the car and as soon as we started, she told me, I'm taking a pee, I can't take it anymore. And I... No, wait, it's already 3 in the morning, where am I going to get to? Are you crazy?

Ah, well, she said, I'm going to pee. And I... What? I was like, what? I didn't get it. Another friend was behind me and she said she was going to pee. And I was like, there's no way. What are you talking about? Suddenly, I started to pee.

And my friend was drunk. She was peeing in the copilot's seat. Literally. And she was looking at me in the eyes. And I was like, friend, friend. girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, wait, stop, like, in his Porsche. And I was like, no, man, what the hell is going on? And he was like, I don't give a shit.

And I was like, oh, my. And he came in, we put her in his house, he came in. And I was like, what do I do? And she was like, no, let's go to your house. And because she was my neighbor, what's up with the car. The next day, my friend and I were washing the car. The real one looks like a clown.

I understand that a lot of people are afraid to pee in weird places, or they don't like it, but I've never peed in my life. I've never peed in my life.

Me neither.

I mean, what's going on?

I understand that you relax your sphincter and maybe you're not thinking about your actions, but, man...

I know that it happens a lot with men, or I don't know if it happens with women, but they get confused. They open a door, they think it's the bathroom, and they pee in the closet. I've heard of friends that that happens.

But no...

A friend doesn't pee in your face and look at you like... I've heard from friends that this happens, but no!

I haven't had a friend say, fuck you, get in your car and look at you like that. And I was like, fuck it, I don't care. And I feel like nowadays, let's say you and I are going out, and I'm going to drive and you're really drunk, right? And you get drunk.

The next day I get home, what's up Lupita, can you clean my car? Sure. Of course. And at the end of the day, she didn't answer or anything, and I'm not going to let the car with the sun on it stink. My friend and I were like, what the fuck, what the fuck. And the next day, what the fuck, what happened?

I was like, what the fuck, you peed looking at me in the eyes, all drunk. And here I am washing the car, and the mother, out, but I did take the pee out. I was like, what the fuck? And you know what? That same friend, I know it was personal, but that same friend stayed at my house to sleep once. I think I told you that she shit in the closet.

Oh yeah?

Do you remember? That same friend, in the pear. In the bedroom and everything, you were already asleep. And suddenly, a rotten smell starts. And I was like shit. I woke up smelling like shit and my friend was like... And I was like, what?

I got up and I smell, smell, smell, smell, and I was like, fuck, dude. I opened the closet and my shoes were a mess. Like, gray, dude. I got up and I was like, fuck, dude. I was like, what the fuck?

Dude, you shit on my shoes. I opened my closet and my shoes was like, no way, what the fuck? You shit in my shoes, because my closet was in the bottom part. You shit in my shoes, dude. Sorry if you're eating. I was like a clown when I heard it. But I woke up thinking, no way, what the fuck?

What a mess. Don't accept that, girl. And well, if you shit in my shoes. And they're doing it to us too. Let's start there. Yes. Ah! But not in a messy way. Disgusting. When you told me that you were cleaning my cat's urine, I asked you what I was doing. I told you other things, but I'm not going to tell you here.

But I remember that a guy I worked with in a Vanda Max video worked a lot on nightclubs.

He took the cat to in nightclubs. Uh-huh.

She was very into taking the floor to nightclubs and her mom. And I would normalize her nightlife a lot, you know? Like, of course, it's her job. When in the end, I understood later and I said, you were a sales manager, you didn't have to take her to the club with the place managers, that was your thing, right? But well, I was used to him being like that.

The thing is, when he arrived, he was like... All drunk, right? All drunk, drunk, drunk. Like, what's up, love? And I was like, sleeping, like, hello. Normalize in your life, man.

Sleep with a drunk.

Sleep with a drunk, and at midnight... Listen to you, you know? Dormir con un borracho. And he was like, I love you, and stuff like that. And I was like, yes, of course, honey. And he was like, I love you. I had to do it, right? And I was like, ahhh. No, no, but I had to do it because he was hugging me from behind,

so it was normal. And suddenly, I remember he was hugging me like that. And I was like, okay, you woke me up. And he was like, ahhh. Yo, wey, no fue una. Fueron varias que el vato de que se vomitaba ahí y luego se iba durmiendo, ¿te cuenta? Y yo de que, puta, o sea, me asoma y ya se vomitó, wey.

Ahí estoy en la noche, que no, pues no se vaya a ahogar, ponerlo de lado, la chingada. Limpiando vómito negro, wey. I was cleaning my black vomit, because of the fucking rum he put in with coke, or I don't know, I mean with Coca-Cola.

Not with coke.

Yes, yes, yes.

We're not going to add it.

No, we're not going to add it, it's a mess, a mess. But fucking Videobanda Max is what they made me record. I was on the floor, dude. Once, dude, literally, I was like, I love you, I love you, and I was like, yeah, it's fine. And I... On my neck, dude. I was taking a shower in the middle of the night, and I was washing my hair with his doritos or whatever the fuck, like...

Dude, he hates us.

He hates us, dude. And according to me, that's part of love. What are you doing? I'm going to throw up. I have to go to work at 7am. I was throwing up.

But at least at home.

At home. And I felt like, what the fuck, the sheets, the mattress, that mattress. Horrible. I couldn't take it anymore. Because no matter how much I try, the mattress gets impregnated. I was like, no, forgive me.

And I literally told him, if you're so drunk and you want to throw up, but he would lay down and since he was a drunken man, I feel like he would pee and then he would pack his food and he would get to the fridge and he would lay down like this. Yes, with the crazy bed and the mother. Sure, and I was like, vomiting it back here, I felt it hotter and that...

I love him.

I love him.

I'm glad I turned to him in front of the church.

Sure.

And suddenly I was like, no way, dude. I got up, I was vomiting on my back, like... Dude, I had to open a drawer and put on a clown wig. You know, To clean. And put a diaper on. I mean, I put on a clown wig, clean it, and everything,

and I went to the back with the clown wig, and I was like this, looking at him, with a knife.

I was like,

why did we do that? Why did we allow it? You know, I feel like it was like, of course, because we love each other. Of course. So there are times when you have a bad time. Of course, of course. Dude, you're peeing on the door.

He's peeing on my back.

On the bed too.

For getting on your ass. When you get on your ass, it's not your job. Wednesdays is not your job. Yes. And I was like, work, work, work. I mean, Ojo also worked, but his work allowed him to go to the beach on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and the fucking day. And he always shitted me on Instagram, like, a picture of his beer here at the club, working.

And you at home, like, fuck, he's going to throw up.

Yeah, man.

You know, the times he went watching a show and we were communicating. And all of a sudden I knew he wouldn't answer. And I was like, whatever.

You with a nose like that.

I was like, the next day, I was washing my hair and I was like, love, good morning. I saw the sheets, forgive me. I told you not to drink when you're drunk, love. I've told you. Yeah, baby. I've told you, baby. And he's like, let me brush your hair, he used to brush my hair and make up for me.

And he's like, I'm going to straighten your hair. I'm like, you fucking manipulator! And he's like, you love me, you love me, you love me. And he's with another woman, dude. No mames, sabes? Ay no. No, güey. No, y siento que es de honestas aceptar la payasada, sabes? O sea, una vez, no me acuerdo porque en la camioneta un día nos inseramos un buen,

¿te acuerdas? ¿Qué decíamos?

Ay no, no, no.

¿Qué decíamos? ¿Por qué? ¿De qué necesidad, güey? ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué aguantamos esto? We're okay, but I want Thomas is also in me cousin is in me. Abba no, please

Come on, por que estoy en do you a otra ciudad a que se me yo limpia no con una sabana la bandola la regadera de que Yo la mano el cabello He harassed you yo tiendo que como no via muchas veces way yo a vomitado Mis hermanas tus amigas lo que tú quieres el cabello estás ahí my sisters, your friends, whatever you want, you have their hair, you're there. It happens once, whatever you want. But with a guy who was repetitive,

it wasn't like every day, but it was several times that it was repeated. I think it was like, yeah, dude, when you get there, stay in the armchair, what the fuck, or sleep in the bathroom for a while,

in case you feel like throwing up. Let's go and then you go to bed. Of course, and clean your mess. No, but I was like, I feel hot because he loves me and he's here hugging me. No. Dude, do you feel like I was a clown when I was an infidel?

Yes.

Because it's when you thought you had something pretty and you were left as a clown. No, but no.

No, no, no.

No.

You had another anecdote that you were going to say, that you were left as a clown. Oh, that one was a little embarrassing. Okay.

And everyone was like, oh, the pee and the vomit wasn't enough. Okay.

Yes, also. I think half wasn't enough. Yeah, me too. But I think that clowning, we often get confused. Especially when I was in a relationship, I would say, of course, he's my husband, I have to help him. No way, he's not doing it on purpose. No, now. There's a constant now. I think you didn't look like a clown in the first one.

In the second one, yes. In the third one, you were a circus.

Yes.

No way.

But well, once I was with some friends at the party, whatever you want. I remember it was a trip we did in Cancun. So we were passing by the bombastic and we met some guys. And we were like 4 for 4, things like that. I remember I really liked a guy with whom I started to talk a lot, a lot, a lot. So, these guys had a little house in...

I don't remember if it was like... I don't know, but in Cancun, in a part over there. No, how about we go after everyone and the shit? At that time I was single and stuff, and I said, I want to make love. I mean, I want to make love with him. I feel like it.

Yes. And because I fell in love with him, man. So we were super crazy, man. Super, super crazy. The fact that we got there, man, is very strong, what I'm going to tell you. It's very strong, I'm telling you. It's very strong, kid. The thing is, we got to this house,

and there were more men. They were kids, there were more kids. I remember there was this one from Villar, and all the mess, you know. I said, no, man, come in, serve yourself whatever you want, and I don't know what.

And we were like, oh, thank you, and fuck it. And suddenly, these guys disappeared. The one you liked? Yeah, they disappeared out of nowhere. Where are these guys? And where are these guys? And nothing. And all of a sudden, one of the guys who was playing billiards says, What time is it with the billiards?

And I said, what time are you going to dance?

Literally. And we were four friends, right?

And we were going on a school trip, not even like… I mean, we were at the university, you know? And we were like, what? I mean, what? What time are they going to dance? So, we go up there, look, and we see them all,

we all with our club dresses, And I was like, ok. I went up to the stage and we saw them all. We were all wearing our dance costumes because it was after the show. And the guys were like, oh yeah, and they left. And we were like, that's super dangerous. Yeah, I know. And they didn't want anything else.

They were dancers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go-go dancers. Because there are a lot of dancers and stuff. And I remember one of my friends was there and I was like... And I was like, what are you doing? And she said, don't get confused, we came with some friends, they invited us to Lafter here, but that's it. And I was like, oh, they're not going to dance?

And she was like, no way, we paid so much for those guys to bring dancers. I mean, the guys charged, man. This is super illegal, do you agree? They sold me.

So they charged to bring dancers,

but they grabbed some girls from the other club. From the other club, they're going to leave them there. Man, this is strong. And my friend was like...

And she was like, we're here.

Yes, dude. And we were like, we'll pay you. And they were really nice. And I started crying. I got really nervous. Because you don't know where the situation is going. Yes, and I told her, we came from this school, we were no. Yes, because you don't know where the situation is going. Of course, and I said, hey, really, no, we came from such a school, I mean, we were at the club, these guys came and they told us,

we invited them to an after, and we said, of course, make love in the after. But, but, that's it. But that's it. And I said, no, put them on, they're great dancers, but go ahead, pass them on. I was like, what's wrong with you, asshole?

Just do a little dance, these guys. What little dance? I was like, do you want me to dance for you? So, we stayed, we were like this. The kids behaved well, we were lucky, don't do this. Then you can tell they're decent girls. No, come here. And the boy said, I have sisters,

I mean, fucking assholes, but we're going to get them and he's going to fuck them up. And I was like, Do whatever you have to do. With my wig, the four of us, like this. We had our second mustache, man.

And, I mean, Dance. I mean, dance. I sometimes say, why? Why? Why? Why can't I say no? Why simply no? I don't want to go to the after party, I don't know you. Well, I'm going to say something that obviously you have to be very careful.

But how many times have you been to an after party with someone and everything is fine?

Of course, tell them.

It's not okay to think that no, I'm not going to the after go to Laughter because they sold me as a dancer and now I'm going to have to dance. I don't think that crossed your mind. Sure. And I think what I finally understood was that these guys were like nephews of these guys. Because I saw very clearly two groups. Let's say that at that time the youngest had 30 and these guys 20-something. We were in the 20-somethings, I was like 23 or so.

So I remember that...

I was working with my friends from college, I remember.

So, it was this thing, man. I remember that we were at the party,

and we told them to bring some girls to cheer us up,

to dance here, to make a mess.

And the girls said,

we make a lot of mess in the club.

And it was like, well,

I think the money they gave them was to pay the girls. So go get some girls, some girls who dance. And they got their money back. Of course, they got their money back. And they left us. These girls are crazy, they are very messy. We brought a mess.

No, they are going to make a mess there. We got our money back and we left them. Amusing the event, we were like, but with a laugh, like, the guy, dance, do your thing, and she was like,

and I was like, wait, and I swear, this time, I swear that when they returned, it was already like dawn, and we went to the beach, we were sitting like this.

We were staying at the Crystal Hotel, I remember, it's the beach in Augusto. And we were like, what just happened? Imagine, four friends with clown hair like this. We just wanted to party and we ended up like this. In something that could have been very bad.

Imagine that they were bad people. Mom, if you're watching this, it's all good. It was a joke. It was a joke!

To see that you would be like a clown when you hear this story. Dude, what?

It's bad, right? Girls, don't read afters.

Better don't read.

Or read afters of people you know. Do you agree? Oh no.

You know what I just remembered?

What?

When I was 16 I did castings because I wanted to be an actress and all that stuff. I went to a lot of castings but I really wanted to work. And I remember that one time I got a message from a random number. Completely random. I mean, it wasn't like, oh, from this casting agent, this producer, this friend who once told me about a casting. Nothing, I didn't have it saved.

Hi, we saw your profile. They could have hacked my WhatsApp like Arturo. They told me that we saw your profile and we wanted to see if you could do a casting on a certain TV station. It was Monday, and they said, Thursday at 6 in the morning. Wow, no way. Imagine getting to a TV station. You know, the TV stations are very far away. At 6 in the morning, no way, it's all traffic and all that. And I remember that I was like, obviously, obviously, man. My opportunity. got up at like 4 in the morning,

and they still sent me a message in the morning. I feel like it was someone who was obviously making fun of me. I texted him in the morning, and I said, hello, just to confirm, the casting is today at 6 in the morning, yes, obviously, see you there, I put on makeup. You got a tattoo. Yeah, all that.

I got there and I went to the TV booth and I said, Hello, good afternoon. I'm here with this person for a casting. I don't know him.

Oops.

And I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

I said, no, no, no, no, this person, that person doesn't work here. And he said, I feel like the guard at the end of the day knows that those things always happen. So he said, why don't you talk to this person and tell them who you're really with? Maybe he's going to mess with the casting person.

And I talk to him, and he blocked me. I feel like it was someone I didn't like. Or something, you know?

Some person. That's horrible! I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was like, with all my clothes and shoes, a clown and a nose. And the guard was really nice, he was really nice to me,

I hope my taxi arrives and all that. And I was like, dude, I was like the real clown. But also, I was like, I was 16, no, I was like 17, I don't remember. But, of course, what random number is going to tell you, come, I'll see you here. But I still told he said TV.

Yes, but he never told me that, hey, I mean, nowadays that I'm older, I know they have to send you, there's a protocol, if you know what I mean. It's not just, get in here, I'll see you here at six in the morning.

No, and besides, hey, I found your data in that part, they put it in this character is, blah blah blah, it's more or less this.

He said, I'll see you here at 6 in the morning, and I really, yes, I swear.

And you, of course, of course, I'm going.

Ehhh.

Dude, I came back home so sad. Of course, dude. I mean, but I said, I looked like a clown, dude.

Of course. Like, because I thought them that my dad said, you're going to study at the university, you're not going to do casting. I mean, because I believed everything they told me. It was like, if you told me that tomorrow you're going to be in a movie,

I would say, really?

Wow!

Of course, of course, of course.

No, man, it happened to me several times. I mean, it happened to me on one occasion too, that they told me that some photographers, I was like, obviously, obviously. I arrived and it was a gothic outfit, I think, from a designer from I don't know what, in a bar called Alitas. Everything was fine, you know?

I mean, it's not like we all started somewhere. I mean, I wanted everything. And I arrived and I was like, how? Yes, and I pay because I was told I would be paid. And I was like, great, I I pay you because I was told I was going to pay. And I was like, oh, great, I work for you, all good. And I tell them, hey, but about the payment,

yes, of course, you can choose any of these pieces of clothing. And you, ok? And you think I eat with a corset of... Vinyl? And you chose something? I was like, well, this... Dude, I had to model between men eating wings and drinking beer. In a bar, them.

I was modeling there. No, man!

And why did you say, ah, no?

I was there, dude, and I said, well, what the hell, and I gave them my word, dude.

And I had to...

In a bar, dude. And you, what?

A bar, dude, a bar.

And besides, you know what music it was?

With metal music, but screaming, you know? Not like...

Like this, like...

I was like, put some music like that, and then...

And gentlemen, here, like...

With my wings, like this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Juega. You know? And the casting thing, like, hey, what's the casting? Why? Who? Where did you get my number? I, oh, sure, I'll see you at 6 in the morning.

Dude, you know who I remembered? No way, dude. Well, once we were a friend and me, dude, Paty, my befa, will remember this perfectly. Literally, we were outside my friend's house. I, with long black hair, I've always had long black hair, and my friend had a beautiful long brown red hair.

And the two of us with our hair like this, with the music in the car, and the mother, in that, some girls and some guys who were gay, passed by. So they said, hey beautiful, how beautiful you are, and I don't know who else. Oh, thank you. Hey, aren't we models?

Again, said the little light bulb. I didn't learn, he said. Ay, gracias. Oigan, ¿no son modelos? Otra vez, dijo la Lupita. No aprendí, dijo.

No. Y nosotros de que... Nos quedamos de que no. No mames, parecen modelos, tienen bien bonito el cabello, y que no sé qué. Y nosotros de que...

Ay, llama a Corfe.

Y nosotras de que ¿por qué o qué? And we were like, why? No, why? We wanted to invite them to model and all that, with a brand, super good, and all that. All they have to do is to have their hair like that, they'll get a color shampoo bath, and that's it. And we were like, wow! And yes, there's payment, we're going to pay them.

And we were like, wow! No, it's fine. And when? And I don't know what. No, we'll see each other that day. We exchanged phones. And the next day, we went to a hotel. It was in a hotel, this one.

And we asked if it was the event. Come on in. Oh, who are you? No, the models. We gave our names and we arrived. No, I was like,

you with black hair, come here, you're with me. You with red hair, come here. And Pati was like... We made her a friend. Yes, dude, yes. My friend was the first to pass by.

Do you remember Pati? Modeling here. She made a hair treatment walkway. And my friend passed by and suddenly she's sitting in a chair. And she's like... In front of a lot of people,

her beautiful red hair, and they start bathing her in black. Tatatatatata, shun shun shun, she doesn't realize, and she's like, what's going on? All this black stain, she doesn't realize, no, no. She had it so beautiful, gorgeous hair.

And I was like, oh my God, oh my God, what a bitch. They never told us this, what the fuck. And I turned around and said, oh my God, you're not going to paint my hair like that. And you told me, shampoo color. And I said, yes, don't worry, come. They put me in a chair like this, in the chair. A sliding chair, and I was like...

Like this?

I turned around, and I realized... A cape? And I was like, where's my walkway? I want to be a model. And I was like... And they put a cape here, and I realized, right?

And I was turning around, to the hair and the shit. And I was like... Ok. They shaved my hair off. They took this piece of hair off. And it was a lady's haircut. From the top to the front. When I felt like that, I remember the first thing I felt was fresh. Like air.

And I was like, no, no, no. I've had a long hair for years. All my life. And straight. It wasn't even like... Here like this, and here. I didn't even... I was like... Like this... And they started to scratch me to make me look like a lady.

And suddenly...

Lady... There are girls who wear it like this, it's cool, but at that time I saw it like this. And the guy... He takes the scissors and... I'm seeing the mustache... Up to here.

Up to here. The mustache like... And after the mustache, I to look like my shampoo. It was dry, but with a big cut. I looked like a helmet.

Do you have pictures?

Yes.

We have to see them.

And we put them here. I ended up with a big cut. I had bangs on the side, but they made me look like this. And they evened it out. I had it like this, with a little bit of hair. I started shaking like this, no, no, no, no, not like that, this is not happening, this is a dream.

And I was like, ehhh!

And you know what they told us about pay, here's the big lie I told. I told everyone, Pati, we got paid a lot. I told you, yes, we got paid a lot. Every time I gave 10,000 bolas. A box of shampoo. So, even with me, you were embarrassed. You said, we got paid a lot.

I repeated that version so many times, it was automatic, you know? But the day of, I remembered and said, don't lie. I mean, tell people what they pay you. My mom will find out right now. So you told your mom that you were given money? Yes, of course. And my mom was like, how much did they give you?

And I was like, my mom was never like, give it to me, I'll show you. No. They gave me 10,000 pesos. And Paty had said that 3,000. And that when our moms were talking, I was like, oh, look, they gave Pati 3,000 for her hair. Well, let's say 10,000 for Lupita.

And Pati was like, damn, how can 10,000?

And your mom was still thinking, but they cut half of Lupita's hair.

They only dyed Pati's hair. When my dad saw me, he was like, what's wrong with you? Like, dads are very... don't touch your hair. What did they do to my daughter? My parents wanted to die. I was like, no! I didn't want to accept my mistake of going as a model. They gave me a box of... Here, your payment.

Because we never asked, how much are you going to pay us? We never saw those guys again. Everything was bad. We went to a hotel to get our hair damaged. For a box of shampoo.

Yes, a box of shampoo. And we were like, oh, thank you. And that's it, girls, thank you. And out of nowhere, because of what we did to their hair, it was incredible. According to them, we said, we are super stylists and with this you could make a living. Because our hand was in your hair. Sure. No, we grabbed our clown wigs, a nose, And we left. And you went driving. We spent more on gas. Because one has to spend the dam of Hermosillo.

And we were like, what are we going to tell our parents? And I was bald and she had black hair, rocker. And I, I don't know what to say. And I said, I don't know. And I said, I'm going to my hair, it was too short. And then, I saw this on my face.

I was like...

And I was like... I imagine you modeling in the wings, with a rock musician, and I was in a chair, like this, and I was choosing my leather jacket. And he gave me my little box.

Thank you, young man.

I kept it in my purse. And I was going out with my family, like, what's up? No, they already paid me.

Leather jacket. Why? Because we always want to look amazing.

I don't know.

Model. We were attracted to the artistic side of things.

We were girls with a dream.

We had a dream ahead of us.

You were so easy to fool with me. I was saying that I had a dream and people would respect that. I was saying that I would a dream and they will... You know? And I said, dude, where I have to start, I do it. I'm going to model, I'm going to wear a corset, clothes... it was black and so on, I don't know how to tell you, but it was like...

What were you doing? Like that, and I said, dude, there's no problem, I don't like that kind of clothes, but I'm going to model it, And you know what's the worst part? I minimized it with my family. You know, because I was like, don't meddle because I know how to do the castings.

Of course, of course. And then when those things happened, like, hey, chubby, but they told you they were going to give you that for free.

Yes, because...

Yes, because what?

What does it have?

Ah, now it turns out, for me it's skin and beanie. Better quality. Mejor calidad. Y aparte es de un artista. O sea, cual es tu problema? Güey, mi mamá igual. De que? Pero te dijeron que te iban a cortar así el cabello, Lupito. O sea, te desgraciaron el cabello. Mamá, está de moda.

Claro que sabía. Y mi mamá, ¿de moda?

Sí.

Ya. Te degrafilaron atrás. they scratched my back, it looks like you have a dwarf lady behind you. You look like a thumb, you know? Yes, like a little thumb. You look like a lady, you tell me, behind. You turn around, and I say, a little girl. Ma, I put on big earrings and it looks amazing.

I can wear turtle neck, it won't bother me. Dude, you're so stupid. And even so, after being being clowns in our modeling, I ended up going to the bathroom, but after that, I ended up throwing up on my back, cleaning my pee. And I was cleaning my pee with a soap.

I was cleaning my pee.

The ones who believed. Of course they're going to pay me for modeling. A couple of years later, cleaning my pee.

Me, taking a shower and cleaning my husband's pee. for And I was washing a sheet in the shower with shampoo. So that the owner of the Airbnb doesn't notice.

No way!

The bastard has to pay for it!

But hey, it's about...

It's about real clowns to recognize when you look like a clown. Because what would this life be like, and what would this podcast be like, without these beautiful anecdotes? And several of them, because I've never had to clean my pee, and I've been doing really well, girls. ¿Por qué sería de esta vida y qué sería de este podcast sin estas bonitas anécdotas? Y varias de que pues yo nunca he tenido que limpiar pipí y la neta me ha ido muy bien chicas. ¿No me han vomitado en la espalda? Yo nunca modelé en un bar de galitas por un corset de mi piel.

No entiendo que... O sea, ¿qué fue lo que aprendieron de esta situación? ¿Qué necesidad había? I'm going to turn off the podcast and stop subscribing. I'm losing my mind. But the younger ones should learn. Yes, we're going to screw it up. Because it's easy to get excited. Yes. It's super easy to get excited.

And you end up being a clown in a lot of things in life. But what would the world be without us being clowns, girls?

There wouldn't be fun people telling jokes.

Tell us in the comments when you like clowns, guys. There wouldn't be funny people telling jokes. Tell us in the comments when you were like clowns.

When you had to clean your pee, right?

Yes, yes, yes.

And I was reading to find a help group or something. It's true that it's normal, right?

It's true, guys. Because it's your couple and you do it out of love. Of course, of course. Many of us did it because, dude, I mean, you weren't going to be there with the spider of fear, and I was going to be there with the vomit in my bed. I mean, stupid. Damn it.

Ah!

Well, that's it.

You know when I was like a clown? When? When I remember that I rented a house after I separated from the Vandamax video,

and I remember that I rented it, whatever I broke up with the band Max video.

And I remember that I rented whatever I wanted. And out of nowhere, I tell you one day, poop started to come out. And I was like, what? And I remember that they started to tell me, Oh, no, it wasn't that I rented the house, it was the house where I lived as a housewife. And the guy had left, I don't know what.

The thing is that suddenly poop started coming out, the house was obviously running me. And obviously he also had to do with that house, so I said, fuck it, I'm going to go, and by the porch, it started to come out. Like the drains.

Sure. And after he told me, no, you don't use a lot of paper and shit, he started to blame me. And I was like, what? There's no way, I'd rather choose your wet towels. What the hell? I cleaned my ass with wet towels.

I think he threw them away. I don't know. Obviously, the pipes were bad, it's totally clear to me. The thing is that later, when we put in the guarantee in the house and all that,

you have to sign some papers and put in the reasons so that the house is validated. And the house was in my name. And the guy blamed me for everything. He said I was throwing out women's towels, and they wanted to fine me.

He said, no, this is your mistake. And I was like, how do you think it's my mistake? For throwing... One, I didn't throw that, do your job well, in the end everything was proven,

but there were two weeks that I was like a clown, like, you cheated on me, you're with another woman, then you're the one who did your shit, and you blame me for the shit that's go to La Roña, and I left that house. They were like, you're so stupid. I was like, no, I'll give you $100,000.

So I can pay for the research studio. I was like, I'm not paying anything. You're going to give me the guarantee of this house. It was fixed, but I was like...

Two weeks.

Two weeks, while this guy was getting another girl and I was there with shit in my pants It was disgusting! And I still dare to say, I swear I had such a beautiful marriage

I feel like you disassociated a lot of things I'm going to pretend like nothing happened

Yes, weird! And there are a lot of things that come to mind Like that time in the car, we were like

Why? Why did I allow this?

Oh, no, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, really. Something that you have been like a clown with Arturo. So you say, something like that I was with Arturo. In the machinery. You never thought that when I was going to take you to the machines, Mmm. I don't remember, I'm trying to remember. I said, like, recently, like, I've been like, oh, man.

I don't think so, right? No. I don't remember. If we remember, we'll tell you. Because it's not like you're saints.

No, you sanctify them.

Yeah, many sanctify them. Yeah, no. With Arturo, no, man. I would have to remember him saying, you did it for me. Yes, me too. You know? Me too, but no. You know when there have been moments where I have accompanied you, that you say, hey, accompany me to a fair,

I don't know, those fairs where they put boots and everyone has their own business, and they are always great, man. And they always sell them to me, like it's the most fun thing in the world. No, it's a cleaning fair and I don't know what we get from a giant convention, a giant warehouse of brooms and mops.

That's it.

Sorry?

Wow!

I mean, it always, always deceives me. And it arrives, and apart from those fairs you have to register, well, at least the ones that I've been to. Hey, Cas, so you can send it and register, because it's going to be the fair and the... I'm registering to go see Trapeadores and Escobas.

And I was like, oh.

Oh, wow. Yeah. No, well.

And the worst thing is that I don't understand why I'm still registering for his moms.

Because you love him. Because you love him, because that's love. Yes, for love. I'm going to see Escobar. Yes, I think that's what I have in my head right now. And the last time we went, I was shaking. It was worse because it started to be like psychosis in there. Because we were in Santa Fe, which in Santa Fe really does not shake, but that time it did. We were like that, and I told him, my floor moved, and the earthquake alarm started to go off. And obviously, at that convention, there were a lot of people from other countries,

from China and so on, and people started to run, like crazy, because the alarm was going off and they started to run,

and there was a giant cellar, and a lot of people were like, like, what? What? You know? And I was like,

no way, we were all outside, like, the exit was really weird.

And suddenly Arturo calmed down and everyone started going to the convention. And Arturo says, no, we have to go back in. No, I want to go home, please.

I want to be in my little house. No, I don't want to. Girls, sometimes it's good to say no. It's never too late. I hate conventions. Oh, well, we look like clowns in this episode, which was very liberating. Very clownish. We promised ourselves that we would never tell you about the vomit pimple.

Remember that we never told you. We never have to tell you that.

And look, a wig was enough to say,

Here are our clowns.

But every time there is a costume, it's not me. Here are your clowns. But I'm not the one with the costume.

Me neither. And you get to do things. You get to do things and that's cool. But girls, it's part of life, experience and youth. I mean, we can make mistakes, it's okay.

Yes, but don't get into relationships like that. That's not part of the experience.

No, no, no, no, no. Hey, Lupita came the other day with a really weird energy. No, no,, green chilaquiles are the ones that never fail, the ones that are always delicious. But you can't complain because I think in all tastes and I brought you red chilaquiles and I made some green ones. And the truth is that I accept it because you were very considerate, I was already having an internal debate

and I realized that I was going to tell you, hey, what's up, That all chilaquiles have to be prepared with totopos de tostitos. Of course! And that's where the debate ends. Because as long as they're green, red, divorced, whatever you want and send, all chilaquiles are prepared with totopos de tostitos. Yes, and I feel like we did them very, very, very, very well

because we did them as they should be, on a plate, with real ingredients, with Mexican ingredients. Exactly, but we can agree or disagree with the type of sauce we're going to use, whether it's green or red, but we'll always agree on what it is, Quesito.

The chilaquiles always have to be prepared with tostitos.

Yes!

But give me that one.

Give me yours too.

Let's see. Give it to me.

There it go. We love you guys so much. Thank you for being here. Tell us your stories about how you ended up when you were like clowns and stuff. And what can I say, little cheese? I hope you guys liked it. Kids, subscribe.

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It's like something more hallucinating is missing, right?

I think so. Are we going crazy or what?

Hello! Hello!

The hallucinations. Without filter. That's it! That's crazy. No fear of being judged.

All those doubts about what's behind the hallucinations or how all this happened.

Yes.

That's something we haven't talked about. Could it be that the hallucinations without a filter is the place where that's told?

I think so.

I think so, comrade!

Exactly.

There's no censorship here. For example, I'm entertaining you, and suddenly, because this water can hydrate you, you're a fucking shit!

You put in a fucking ad, and I...

I thought, we're in a farm full of men.

Yes, full of men, alone in a room. And Lupita, I kill him.

Yes.

And he leaves.

It's incredible to think about it, right? And the coolest thing is that in these special episodes of Podimo, the characters suddenly appeared to practice their version of life.

Imagine that.

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