Guys, I made a big mistake, and I vow... hand over heart to never make that mistake again.Recently on my YouTube channel, I played Fluttershy's Lovely Home, and this game was so inappropriate to YouTube that it got demonetized!Demonized!Since stuff like My Little Pony is too inappropriate for YouTube, I'm not taking any risks anymore.I am going to play only, from now on, ever, I will only play YouTube -approved games under the YouTube playable section And I also think this is gonna put me in a very viral direction I think I'll be the new Kaisa that or Logan Paul.We got games like men versus brainwashed I got one that caught my eye a little bit more Your little stupid -ass kid to be playing by the way.
All right, what happened?Oh wait, okay.Wait, so you want okay, so That's nice.When?Hey, can you move that text?Oh my God!
You want my kid, my stupid ass kid to be playing this?All right.Oh, this is an awesome game.YouTube wants my kid to be playing this.
Whoa!Oh my God.
We made it past that.What the hell?Okay, we unlocked tight sweatpants.Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
So this is the official version of Popslide 3D on the developer's website.
Hey YouTube, my stupid kid is..
.Also, I was trying to find this game because I I was playing this game on YouTube Playables a few months ago and this weird glitch kept happening.Here's someone else's video But the clothes what once you would fall off the clothes you saw that you saw the let the socks come off It would do that with the whole outfit when I was playing a few months ago.I don't have too much proof of it outside of that What surely you can believe that after seeing the outfit that they made her wear sorry for calling my kid that Have stupid man AI art is so beautiful, man. I should use more AI art my thumbnails Thank You YouTube can't escape pillow or flower pot most of these games on YouTube labels are AI like completely made with AI Oh, how about Fast Food Squad Hunters.This looks like a really good game, YouTube.I might actually base my whole channel off of this.
What do I do?Oh, I click the money face.Oh, of course.No, you click the money face to move around.All right, so we have the South Park squad over here.This is horrifying.
Oh, wait, okay.I have to walk over to the play button and then click, yes.Beanie wants four burger.What the f - Why is everyone getting mad at me?Why are these guys mad at me?Okay.
Oh, stop!Is this game a f***ing joke?Who made this?I want the burger!Dude, they're mad and they have so many fries now.Oh wait, I have two burger, one pizza.
Okay, these are a bunch of delivery drivers.Okay.Okay, here.Why are you hitting me?
I gave you four burgers Okay, I have a car now.Okay.
I also I can't move the camera if anyone's wondering why I'm stuck in this position here there Award me puffy wants three fries.Can you guys go off?I'll get you put in order on the top.Okay, you want three fry.Are these all my money?Okay, these are all my money one two three, I think This music is so insanely stressful.
Oh my god.Did I get my money?This game's a creepypasta.This is some sort of terrifying thing I've uncovered.This needs to be investigated as like the next mascot horror type thing out there.Like the new whatever.
I can't think of an example right now.
Bro, what the heck?All right, let's see who made this.Surely this isn't you, right?
Pop painters for you to playables.And now I am developed my analog horror, anomaly detection game.And you can see it's shaders.
Okay.I thought this was AI you.I think this is, is it, am I being tricked?Is this really the guy who made this?Dude, I'm going insane right now.I mean, if you are real, this is an awesome look.
I mean that from the bottom of my heart.It's just not what I expected to be behind this game.I support fully.Dude, he got the YouTube Playables contract.Signed, $2 billion.Okay, you have my official endorsement.
That was fun.All right, Peanut the guinea pig.Beep.I want some attention.Choose what you do.This is an AI.
Go get her treats.Let's give her some bell pepper.Yummy.This is some weird AI video.
Yeah, gerbil.
Together.Try a choose your - a different choose your own adventure with Peanut the guinea pig.Pet her.This time I'm gonna pet her.This is like the greasiest looking.She seems to enjoy it.
What do you do next?Keep petting.Yep.Freaky.Freaky.She's very relaxed.
Give her a fleece tunnel.I'm gonna pick her up.Oh, she ran away.This is scary.What are you gonna do?Are you gonna pet me or are you gonna give me a treat?
Sorry.Cooking with pom -pom.This looks like another AI unfolding.This is insanely AI.We'll do cooking with pom -pom.
Beep!Friends, I'm pom -pom and today we're gonna make up Meyer poiks.
What the f**k is that?Oh, yeah, this place is perfect.Click.I've never seen a carrot glow like like it must be extra tasty like oh well It's all gonna go in our tummies, so I'm sure this is perfect.That's how I feel about onions too now Let's get that celery.Oh The sparkles must mean this is gonna be magically delicious time to check out your peng right just kidding dinners on me This is the dumbest fucking thing a human could have made ready to start okay first step dice the onions You're not cutting anything Okay, okay Lily cutting his paw touch touch.
Oh, it's starting to be delish.Yum.Yum.Yum.It's gonna be I think it's ready Okay, thank you.It said what are you could just make playables?
Could I have a playable on my channel cuz I'll actually make a lit ass playable I swear it'll be lit upload AI slop storage Do they not have a film of what comes in and out a small light waits for you in the rain?
Oh my god, really?
greet reassure Reassure, what do you mean reassure it appears reassured by your presence?Oh cool Kneel I'll kneel beside no, I'll shelter you softly Stand confident beside it You're square - Wait, why is that - Why is this - You're pissing everywhere, what the fu - I'm keeping my distance!A soft cry of light settles above it.Bow to the globe!The fading halo - Remain unfazed.Unfazed.
Or I mean, you're an elephant.And I'm unfazed by it.Its quiet light reshapes into something ancient and gentle.Offer your farewell.Ew, he's showing the hole.Until next time is an option.
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Get started freeOkay, well that was such a beautiful psychedelic experience I just went through.Um, and I'm confident enough that that wasn't AI.I feel like me and you, the viewer, just took a substance together and went through some trip and we're both awakened right now, right?We both feel very awakened.Okay, they're literally just stealing Roblox games now.Deadly catch.
That's a Roblox -like bacon hair guy.Derpy derp.Is that a real person?Let me have voice chat.It's a woman that I can start a relationship with.Hey.
Hey.Oh, I can full screen this.Start fishing.
Impossible!Impossible!Boing!One, two, three.
Treasure hunt?Dude, this is literally just wanna be a Roblox game.Dude, the most lifeless NPCs ever.Well, I think we've seen enough of this game.Fashion princess?Prince - PRINCESS!
Sorry, I'm angry.Put some clothes on!How could she be my enemy?Um...School!Come on, you're making me do this.
You're objectifying these ladies.Sure of that.Apply!Ish.School?What's appropriate for school?
This?Hey, that's not appropriate for school!Um... maybe yeah maybe that copier copier copier these probably who wins you're gonna fall okay they love it four six and they love it they love it they love it they love it they love it 10 dubbing set it shows you all the ladies date night putting nothing on okay we gotta get the sexy uh the red righti'm not putting nothing on necklace necklace oh for necklace i'll have one of these they're gonna tell me i won right six killed just like going it was the problem oh it's going it's going that's why they say it going balls go Going bro, how much over 200 million downloads?Okay, we're gonna make flamingo the game and it's going to be just as big as all my other games this outfit Evil head.I'm evil head bikini head Lover, I got some neck.
I got some skin.I got some neck.All right about that a little bit more neck I got balloon head.I got nuts head.Come on 7 % and I did all thisOh my god, he's hover handing me.
That's so beta.You see that put your hand on my shoulder So cringe beta I have to see what the bank robber beer games about the brew master locked them up five beers Planning escape build the bridge poor by poor and lead them home established 1842 there's some type of historical event from back in the day skip intro puzzle Look at this guy drooling with his tongue out.Extending his arm all the way over here.To do what?To unleash the dog?What are you doing?
You're freaky.You have a freaky face you're putting on.Whoa.Sprang.Little bit inappropriate of a sound effect when I touch him there.Try harder next time.
So I gotta yabba.I think I actually love this game.I think it was actually an amazing game.I do mean that.Like why am I?Why is my face so freakish look at my eyes, man?
Man, you're so hot.Can I go like that?
Yeah, man.
Okay, guys, this was something on YouTube Playables called Kitten Cannon, which is where you shoot this cannon, or this kitten out of a cannon.Hey, YouTube, this is something that, I don't know why it's so fast.666, YouTube, that's what you are to me right now.Uh, no, but wouldn't it be awesome if YouTube, uh, Playables were just all the old classic - This is not on YouTube Playables.They might take me off even more, uh, if I say that.But they should just steal, uh, or they should just buy addictinggames .
com or something and just put all these epic titles on there.Hair salon!Rub, rub.Look at her.Rub, rub, rub, rub.She loves it.
And we're done.Green.You're green, Frolicker.That was a scary thing that happened they demonet if I show a children's cartoon fluttershy Cutting my head off, but I can then they let me rip eyes out in a realistic manner You know shout out to this guy for making something very interesting.Let's play when you have a littleyou have a loving one.
Oh, no, I'm in lava See these are this is really good stuff.This is a lot going on right now end of round three to company exit doing a demonic chant
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