quitting Roblox…

Guys, I was the number one Roblox fan, as indicated by this woman's t-shirt. I was willing to do anything for them, anything for David. I was even willing to trade my brother for Robux. And now after all the betrayal, the bad updates, the taking away, scamming us on these faces, suing YouTubers, I now have to burn this shirt and light myself on fire Come on

Come on, why won't you just die already? Just die already me and for the last time I'm clicking that logout button and quitting roblox

Oh Oh Oh Oh my gosh I'm so sorry

Let me cover up with a towel real quick Oops Because today we are all quitting Roblox to play Whoops Come on, website work PolyToria

I saw this on like Twitter or something People are saying they're quitting Roblox For PolyToria, I saw this on like a Twitter or something. People are saying they're quitting Roblox for PolyToria. This is like a Roblox. We've seen these in the past, but I think this one might be more serious than the others. The servers for their website aren't that good.

So every page takes about three minutes to load. But this is, we are committed to this. This is gonna be the Roblox killer. Alright guys after a very long wait I've just been sitting here in these torn up rags for five days now waiting for Polly Torea to work and I think it works. I think it's working. I'm playing a game. I'm playing survive the burger or disasters So what is this called? Alright, this is their most popular game right now survive the disasters with a hundred seventy poly topians playing disaster

baggie hello baggie hello whoa whoa baggie what are you doing oh my god oh my god ah oh bag ah. Oh, Baggy, please stop it.

Please.

Oh my.

All right, this is pretty cool. Look, natural disaster survival does not have that. They don't have Baggy, all right? All right, when does this get rebuilt? Um, we're kind of, because we died, we're kind of just screwed down here. Uh oh.

Oh no. All right well I don't think it goes anywhere higher than Baggy for a disaster so we'll take a look at the other games now. We have some familiar faces like Blood Escape, we got Sword Fight on the Heights, I have to play that. We got Run from the Evil David Buzuki, that's why we're all here, we're running from Evil David. I'm trying to avoid just playing games that are already on Roblox, like get crushed by speeding wall,

sword fight in the heights, out of polytoria, that says. You guys are gonna get this game in trouble if you keep calling things Robloxia. We are not there anymore. All right, what happens if I shoot this guy?

La la oops

Is this hurting you No, it's hurting me. Yeah. Oh, there's got to be some type of noise when someone dies right now It's just like a silent death. It's kind of uh, it's kind of disturbing actually Cuz that's just how people die. They just fall to the ground when they're shot for some reason Just end my Threat I'm a threat and my life officer. I'm a threat shoot me officer. I'm a threat shoot me

Are the people here just so nice? Oh, oh, I have an idea for a death noise

Dude this is how like old roblox gunfighting was in third person. I guess I mean this is a pretty

Similar platform to roblox. That makes sense. No, I wish there's voice chat here

See like that's so disturbing to me his lifeless smiling body

That's nice to look at I do like the ragdoll physics on the- with the death. La la, whoa! Ah! Whoa! Ha ha ha!

Ah!

Ah!

You know, this is what's nice about having, like, uh, other options for communities. Uh, I'm not saying that this is gonna replace Roblox or anything. There's a lot of people that just hate on any, like, Roblox copy, but I mean, it's good for everybody to have like different platforms to go to, different communities. It's a good thing for everybody. You shouldn't hate on other platforms like this.

I mean, unless they're doing something bad, but. And this is an ad. This is not an ad for Polytoria by any means. Polytoria versus robots? Like for all the smart guys out there who are saying Oh, you're just gonna play for a few days and then it's gonna die. You shouldn't wish for that

You shouldn't put those negative vibes out there. That's it actually a very evil thing you're doing Oh, yeah, they gave me they made this custom hat for me,. Oh, yeah. I'm playing prop hunt right now. Lululala. Lululala. Whoa, dude, it works Wait, oh my god. I thought that's an invisible wall there. Okay, I saw like 20 seconds Get through there might not allowed in there. Oh my god trash can la la Dude, you know just be green Dude I'm so scared. Oh

Oh, he has a gun I'm so screwed. Oh my god. I'm so screwed Okay, I got to go back over here

Okay, oh he's coming

You fool haven't you memorized how many greens and ketchup sir here la la

What are all these noises? I don't know where this is coming from

These gonna accidentally shoot me

Is that him is that like a taunt he's doing I like seeing this guy chase around cereal boxes

Bro you're actually getting owned right now do something oh my god he's gonna shoot me first oh thank god I think we can make it we only have 30 seconds left firing 11 10 7 6 5 4 I can't move la la noob nothing but a noob I think we all know that nothing will really ever replace Roblox but a game that I was fully convinced would replace Roblox is a block land This is this like could have been the best game ever It was like really high-tech who at a time that I was like competing with Roblox. No God damn it. All right. I'm trying to show you guys how cool this game is.

Give me a second.

Why do I have a gun?

Stop!

But this is what the game looked like in 2010. Roblox looked horrible in 2010 compared to this. And plus this game had like a completely different identity than Roblox. So you know, you felt like it had a chance I'm not doing a good job of showing this game off like there wasn't a whole lot to ever do on this game But look how it looked in

2010 compared to how roblox looked in 2010. This had very nice lighting at the time There's an alternate universe where we're all just playing this instead of Roblox. Like look I had like a fully like some fully 3D maps in 2010-2009 era. Like I would spend so much time working on ski tricks. Alright check this out look. Yeah you could you can hit like a back. Ah! It had like physics too. You could blow blow stuff up you can go fling and then when you die it makes a funny noise yeah but alright let me show you guys how

satisfying it is to god damn it no I hit it oh yeah I think is this game costed $20 which is a do other than that was like a thousand dollars as a kid It felt that was like a really big commitment where roblox is Turn around Okay, check this out. Yeah, Bob. Why do you? I'm trying to do a cool trick

I'm trying to get everyone to bring back block land Jesus Christ man. All right, check it. Yeah, but God We keep going Look at that look at that God, dude Whoa, pretty cool. Oh my god. Okay, don't include this. What the fuck?

Whoa Oh, pretty cool. Oh my God. Okay, don't include this. What the? Whoa, double.

All right, so you've got to do the side flip. Dude, with the back flip, look at that.

Whoa!

Ah!

Whoa, I'm going over the hill.

I'm going over the hill. Ah! And this was in 2009, I think. This was so much better than roblox, but unfortunately they fumbled Billions potentially I think what worked in roblox is favor is that uh, it's easier to run their game compared to this Yabba

I know where this music's from

La la la la la la la.

Nice of the gay Luigi.

Gay Luigi, lots of spaghetti. All right, this is one of those elevator games. I think why I thought Blockland was gonna do so well is it had like the Lego style. I was really into that style of Avatar. I think Polytoria will probably struggle because it looks too much like roblox. Oh

Wow, this is nice. Yeah, I like this. Whoa See you can chillax in this game Well, isn't this just a such a sweet moment I'm having with everyone here and I would really like to have admin right now Oops that's horribly embarrassing All right. I'm uh I'm playing polytoria right now. I'm in some wretched landscape I've been walking around here for like five or ten minutes. Just waiting for something to happen. Oh

I found a person hello over there. Hey, let me walk over to you real quick. Oh My god, I haven't seen anyone for so long. Oh, you're kind of scary looking. Oh, don't be frightened by me. Hi.

Oh, okay.

You just don't care then. I hope you jump off this bridge and die. I'm gonna go hang out with my other friends over here.

Hello.

Jump off and die for all I care. Noob. Man, I came here for Roblox. Um, I hate Robloxians. Jump off and die for all I care. I can't stand the sight of a Robloxian. That's right, get out of my sight.

You're doing what I told you to do. No, no, get out of my sight. Don't go in my sight.

Ooh.

My shirt is slipping. My shirt is slipping a little bit.

I'm sorry.

We're showing a little bit of skin for Polly Toria. That's how excited we are for this game.

Hello everybody! Hello, hello!

Hey, how about you jump off and die for all we care? We don't give a f*** about you, by the way. You're so mean. Darebert, who is we? We hate Robloxians. Dude, quit sucking on my beak.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Dude, look at this. Get the, what the hell, man? That's why I hate Robloxians. And I'm gonna burn this. I'm just using this to cover up right now. Oh, I had to rip up all my other Roblox clothes. Yo Durbert. Let's go to goth. I hop. Hey, it's down there Just jump off pitiful robloxian me and all my viewers. Hey, we're sick of

Robloxians, I like this guy's face. It's like the chill face. I've just been um, I don't think there's an end to this Well Complete David Buzuki's evil obby you can't do it. Oh, yeah, we'll see about that David. Dude. I'm here, too I lose my arm somewhere. Oh, sorry. All right. Let's see if we can beat his evil obby No, where do I restart from are you kidding me? Oh No

Dude that's gonna be so hard to get up here. Oh my God, I totally jumped on the lava, but it didn't register. Lol lol, I'm cheesing through this whole thing. Ah, OK, I just really don't want to climb up there again. No. Oh. again oh okay okay we're gonna beat his evil hobby it's really evil

yeah but do we have to do wraparounds oh okay wait I forgot there's like a way further jump on this so these are actually fine We climb that oh my god. Oh My god, oh my god. Oh my god Do this sucks all right, we're doing our wraparounds. Yabba.

Oh! Whoa!

No! How is that possible? That's not fair.

Oh.

Oh. Oh my god.

Let me up there now! Let me up there now, okay. Oh, oh my god, I did it, what do I win? What do I win? Dude, Baggy is here. Is that the same Baggy from the disaster? You know, and you get to meet people.

How can I forget? Like, that's why these small communities are fun Okay, it doesn't have the tech of roblox quite yet But you know have it's always fun to play around in Smaller tight-knit communities because you get to meet drink and we all want to meet him But yeah, if you go out and play this or something this it like I said, this is not an ad or endorsement I'm just playing it,

but they were not expecting to get so much attention. So maybe me making a video will actually make the problem worse, but they didn't really have the time to build out all the servers and stuff quite yet. So be patient.

You know, and a lot of people kind of joining within the same week makes it so there's not really that many games to play like there's not many great games Yet cuz kind of like most of the people who are playing us just joined So don't like all these new people haven't really had time to make things yet So like in two or three weeks, there will probably be a lot more fun things to play as the little

So like in two or three weeks, there will probably be a lot more fun things to play as the little Caution I'm giving and I'm never going back to roblox. I'm never going back