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Ranking the Funniest “New Phone Who Dis”

𝓃𝑒𝒾𝓇𝓊𝓍𝒾𝓍13 views
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Can you please stop calling me daddy?It makes me really uncomfortable.Daddy?

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Mom, someone is in the house.Please call 9 -1 -1.I'm hiding under the bed.Bam.It's 4 AM.I'm going to pretend like I didn't.

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Your father and I are getting a divorce.

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Ooh.Can my niece take a dump in your bathroom?I just cleaned mine.Hold on.

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We are not that close yet.There will only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.

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Before I answer, you should know that I'm nine.

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